BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!

Subject: BS: Sir jOhn returns!!!!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM

It's official!! I have just seen sight of a bona fide, logged in post from the great one!

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From: Sooz
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM

Good news indeed!

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

hello, i'm in an interweb caf, using a proper computer, they are rubbish, and to complicated.

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From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

wevome bacl j0hn!

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM

Ah good. And kind of on a par with proving christianity. I'm a believer.

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From: Big Mick
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM

Lissen bub, don't be taking off like that or a very large Irish American guy is going to come looking for you. I missed you and am glad you are back.

All the best,

Mick

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:21 PM

interweb cafes are rubbish, no smirking, i'm off outside to smoke some cigs.

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:55 PM

I never thought he was out of tun myself.

~S~

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM

Aw, jOhn! You missed the spatula madness! But that's okay. You would probably have just said, "Waht's htis all abOut? This is musci site, nOt spaluta site!"

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From: greg stephens
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM

I agree those computers are too confusing. My TV internet is fine, when it works. Trubble is, ha;f the time it doesnt. Grand to see you back Sir.

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From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM

yes welcome home...!

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From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 02:55 PM

Oh, goody, he's back, kind of! :) Well, good to hear from you when you can post.

Teresa

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From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM

Welcome back John!!! You are the mainstay of mudcat!   jimmyt

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From: open mike
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:15 PM

advice,sir?
oops-my-keyoard-suffered-spilled-mead-sydrome.
space-bar,b,&-n-keys-are-broke.
have-to-cut-&-paste
help!!
how-to-clea-key-oard??
hair-dryer??

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM

Alcohol, OM! :)

Oh, wait you already put alcohol on it ... and a waste of good mead, too! :) Ok, isopropyl alcohol this time with a rag.

Teresa

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From: open mike
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM

ihavetogetitiside...totheelowthekeys..

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From: Peace
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM

Helol jOhn. Its good to ese yuo bcak. Miss you ya odl frat.

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From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM

Bun me.

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From: GUEST,foolestroupe - "I come fru da window!"
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

... with butter?

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM

you too loud, man; I can't hear my bongos. ...

teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM

Ok, so I have my own keyboard quirks. My pinkies ain't strong enough to hold down the shift keys, it seems. So I come off like e. e. cummings, or whoever else doesn't use caps. Oh right ... archie the cockroach.

Teresa, member, fwa :)

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From: Eric the Viking
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

Hullo Surgeon, how be ye? apart from the internet cafe.

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From: Mingulay
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Hull breathes a sigh of relief, the other, minor, parts of the world cheer in joy and exultation. Transistors twitter, germanium diodes glow in anticipation of the pearls of wisdom that will once again pass through their electricaltrickery bits. Praise the Lord and hide the silver, the young Master am come home.

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From: GUEST,Boo! Hiss!
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM

Someone must say this: Darn he is back! Kinda like a bad crotch rash and halitosis.















To be honest, I missed the idiot!





And yes, begrudgingly, Welcome Back.

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

That sounds like a personal problem to me.

Sorry, had to say that. I'm off to my room now ... alone even.

Teresa

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From: hilda fish
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 11:50 PM

Yes, welcome back. You are the standout personality of the threads! Unique one would say.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM

Terrific!

However, there is one disturbing side to jOhn's return. I note that he reappeared right around the time Shane (BDiBR) and Don got arrested. Could there be a connection?

I also find it odd that the Ms Rutledges (Penny and Veronica) have not commented at all on jOhn's lengthy absence.

Well, not that odd, I guess....

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From: Boab
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:57 AM

What Mingulay said-----

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From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:05 AM

I dunno, John. I think your typing and spelling have improved on that Internet Cafe computer.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
But we've missed you.
-Joe-

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From: Mudlark
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:09 AM

Dang my geranium diodes, it's that good to see you, lad. Don't be a stranger...no, wait...I mean, be as strange as you wish, but stick around..

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From: Gurney
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:00 AM

Geranium Diodes? Is that flower-power?

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From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:54 AM

Glad we had that little chat jjjjOhn.

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From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:02 PM

welcome back9

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From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM

glad you're back jOhn - wb!

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From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM

wHo this aobut=were hee go an y ee coem bak

eh

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From: GUEST,Teresa
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM

That last post reminded me of kittens when they try to hide. They kinda forget about their long tails that stick out. One friend's cat had a beautiful, resplendent tail that showed up like a flag when she tried to hide.

jOhn=A

Eh? :):)

Teresa

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM

jOhn, have you lost your glasses, you are in the reception area of INTERfishNETs CAFE its a bloody brothel not an Internet Cafe - get a grip man - nice to see you back

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From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM

So glad you're back jOhn. It hasn't been half as much fun without you.

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From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM

Teresa,

Got me first time! You win first prize!!

(Danm difficult to try to be jOhn).


:):):)

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From: Teresa
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:39 AM

LOL! Except the really funny part is that I was using speech, of course, and it said A so I thought it was A ... it was only just now that I spelled it out and discovered it was "eh". LOL! I just assumed it was Amos, My "eh" earlier was coincidental.

That probably makes sense to no one. Just ignore it. :)

Teresa

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From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 06:33 AM

o/k

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From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM

Teresa,

tanks much lot.

Did I nearly get u blieve i is A---?

Tarmac the true path

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

You need you ashfelt Teresa.
Tar very much
Giok

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From: Teresa
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM

LOL!

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From: GUEST,The Real sIr jOhn!
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM

Heloo,
Some people been post as me, =
last 3 people inb this thread saying me, was not me.
and they just trying to make trubble [they was not me, [and i cam proove it],


= if you not me , and you say ypu me and you not, then just gety kost.



and anyway= joe offer knows that youy not me, bease he told me, and he knoes about computerrers etc, so just get lost, he been in thye army and polices etc, and he knows if people are not them, so just get losty.john

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From: GUEST
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 05:46 PM

anyway= they can tell if its you, by youre phione number, so just get lost, and stop beebn me, becase your not me, [
and you could ,make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost.

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From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 07:53 PM

Now is the winter of our frozen spawn
Made brilliant summer by this bold Sir John
Who quaffeth, qoth, and quaffeth yet again
Til all the pubs of Hull would not contain the man.
Lift then your glasses, schooners, pints and specs
To one whose virtue to us all doth beck,
To strive to meet; and when the strife is gone,
Know you have drunk as much as drunk Sir john!

Hamworthy Shettlefielde
Poet-Laureate of Dwindlin-on-Touch,
Humberside, 1929

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From: GUEST,Sorch
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 08:11 PM

LOL! Good one, Amos!

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From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM

just get lost, and stop being me, becase you're not me, and you could make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost


This is as elegant and pure a prayer for the sovereignty of the soul in its domain as any spoken by the highest Muckamuck in gowns, smoke-pots, and chalice.

Well said, Sir John! You should be a bIshop.


A

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From: GUEST,Hamworthy Shettlefielde
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM

Amos


Stop being me. Get lost.



No no no - I just read it it's a v. good poem. So now you may keep on being me and keep on writing your poems and signing them as me because basically I can't be arsed.

And jOhn,

It is a good thing for people to do impressions of YOU and ME.
It is the sincerest form of flattery.

Yours Hamworthy S.

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From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 09:50 AM

Thanks, Hamworthy. You have reinforced all my most solipsistic conceits!


A

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From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 10:39 AM

Pretending to be Amos; now that's something different. It requires access to a lexicography, and an aridity of such desiccation as would make the sinistrorse Bindweed perish. Were Amos to be placed in an environment of high humidity, or even one that is lightly dampened, he would surely deliquesce, and be lost to Mudcatdom in an oleaginous smudge of homo sapien detritus.
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From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM

Obviously you've never lived in San Diego, Giok, which although naturally a desert region is also at times enshrouded in fog and deluged with rain during the late winter.

But I must say you do have a flair for the most picturesque polysyllabisms, and you say the nicest things!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 12:45 PM

Shouldn't the title of this thread be Sir jOhn retunes?
Giok

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From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 01:34 PM

could anybody who is in contact with sir jOhn please ask him to confirm or cancel the gig on April 7th as soon as possible
My number is 01773812626
And I need to know where his folk is

all the best, and many thanks

Big Al Whittle

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From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 08:16 PM

refresh

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From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 08:40 PM

I just realized Giok had "aridity" confused with "erudition" -- an understandable mistake. :>D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 30 Mar 05 - 09:45 AM

Martini may be dry but erudition is emollient and therefore slightly moist Amos.
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