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Subject: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,Shy! Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:08 PM Just accidentally :-) reading a sex manual where it suggests humming during oral sex because the vibrations are erotic. Can anyone suggest a tune you could hum in this situation? Is this a music thread or a BS btw? |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,Sidewinder Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM I would recommend "True Love Ways" or "Pledging My Love". I would also recommend you avoid the "Match of The Day" theme and "We Will Rock You". Best Wishes. Sidewinder. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:19 PM Cwym Rhonda |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Mooh Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM John...Good one. How about Down Ampney (Come Down, O Love Divine)? Or led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love? Peace, Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Polly Squeezebox Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM Dorset Four Hand Reel, as traditionally played i.e. 'accelerando'. Guess it would be the 'rhythm method'! @-) Polly |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Sttaw Legend Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM Hole Lotta Love |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Snuffy Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM "And hour by hour fresh lips are making Thy wondrous doings.." |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,Obie Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM Perhaps Orange Blossom Special as it starts slow and speeds up. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM Geez, this one is SO obvious! Acres of Clams (sung to Rosin the Bow). SRS |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Sttaw Legend Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:05 PM My Boy Lollipop Love My Lips |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Micca Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:06 PM Battle Hymn of the Republic, or maybe Men of Harlech. altho " Land of my Fathers" might be good. I think "Time Warp" shhould be avoided as the "Jump to the left could " cause problems |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM The girl with the flaps 'n hair. [Oh dear I'm in trouble now!] Giok |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:52 PM I suggest something with a fast rhythm, but then again, perhaps a slow rhythm, but then again maybe something "in between"? |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: number 6 Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM The Star Spangled Banner !! sIx |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM GO DOWN You Blood Red Roses, GO DOWN! Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Peace Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM "The 1812 Overture" |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: MBSLynne Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM hehe! "Love Potion 69" |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: greg stephens Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM Blow Bullies Blow |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: greg stephens Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM Mind you, "Blow the man down" might be extremely appropriate. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:17 PM Johnny McEldoo, a la Clancey brothers, which accelerates to the point that orbit may be achieved. Don T. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Cluin Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM GUEST, Shy, that's what's called a "hummer". A lot of people think a "hummer" just refers to regular fellatio, sans the vocalizing, but they are mistaken. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Cluin Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM Oh, and a tune suggestion, "Makin' Whoopee" or anything with a rising scale would work nicely. Or anything by John Phillip Sousa, too. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:58 PM How about "The William Tell Overture"? |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: goodbar Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:01 AM jingle bells. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM Ravels' Bolero is quite popular, and goes on for quite a long time.. I would be very disappoined (but not surprised) if it were the minute waltz. And (if memory serves), I think the 'jump to the left' followed by a step to the right makes for some rather interesting sensations that are anything but unpleasant..... A lot of it depends on the subsequent pelvic thrust. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Hrothgar Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM ... and for regular sex, you could try humping a tune. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:47 AM The Vulva Boatman. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Drayman Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:52 PM When Johnny Comes Marching Home... |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Peace Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:59 PM Come, come, come, come, Come to the church in the wild wood . . . . |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Genie Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM O Come All Ye Faithful (Of course, if his/your name's Emanuel, ...) Go Down, Moses (unless that's not your or your partner's name) Then there's always "The First Time Ever I Sat Your Face" (ducking and running for cover...) |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Snuffy Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:15 AM For He's A Jolly Good Fellatio |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: MBSLynne Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM ROFLMAO!!! |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: squeezeldy Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:23 PM A tune? I'm supposed to be humming a TUNE? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... (Ab) That's "A flat", not ab... |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Rasener Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:43 PM Here comes Muffin Muffin the mule or Muff the magic Dragon |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Richard Bridge Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM Pretty Peggy? "As I went down to Fellatio Wo wo wo Wo wo wo wo, etc" Or "Masturbation can be fun" from "Hair". |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM The thong is gone but the malady lingus on. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: fat B****rd Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:53 PM "Lucky Lips" ? |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM Moving to a slightly different muscial canon - down, down, deeper and down? Or even just Down Down Down... |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM 'I Got The' by Labia Siffre |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM Bone Apart's Retreat. Seamus |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Peace Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM I shall suggest anything that involves lotsa yodelling. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Genie Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:11 AM Yodelling? Hmm... "Down In The Valley ..." |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: Kaleea Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:24 AM "The Humming Song." What, no screaming?! |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,John in Brisbane Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:10 AM I could've nominated tunes such as 'Here's The Tender Coming' or the old incest number 'Come, Geordie --Ha'd the Bairn or Aw wish thy Muther wad cum' It might not be the wittiest of responses but it's a truly great tune. Here's the Flatbush Waltz: X:8 T:Flatbush Waltz R:Waltz C:Andy Statman S:Bernie Waugh M:3/4 L:1/8 K:Am "Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3fed| "Am"ABcdec|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc| "Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3gf/e/d| "C"cdefg/f/e|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc|| "Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]| "Dm"[A2f2][G2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][c2a2][d2b2]|\ [e3c'3][db][cc'][ed']|"E"[d6b6]| "Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]| "Bb"[_B2f2][_B2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][C2A2]"Dm"[F2d2]|\ "Am"[E3c3][Fd]"Bb"[D_B][Ec]|"Am"[C6A6]|] Regards, John PS I transposed it from G minor. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,fibula-sans-cookie Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:43 AM Fanny Power. Finish off with Cock Up Your Beaver. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,Snuffy Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,snuffy Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM John, You'll be in trouble with the police for introducing A minor to oral sex. |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: GUEST,polly Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:41 AM Goin' Down to the Swampy Hollow |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM Fellatio Nelson's Hornpipe |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM Fathom the Bowl; or there is the royalist verion, Fathom the Parker Bowl. The Furry Dance I'm just Wild about Hairy I did it Sideways Stranger in your Tights |
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM Back again, how about...... All around my twat. |
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