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Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca

GUEST,mcarpenter@pamlico.cc.nc.us 15 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM
GUEST 30 May 11 - 01:28 AM
BrooklynJay 30 May 11 - 02:49 AM
dick greenhaus 30 May 11 - 02:10 PM
Jeremiah McCaw 30 May 11 - 02:43 PM
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Subject: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: GUEST,mcarpenter@pamlico.cc.nc.us
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

Help!! I've been searching for the mp3 or for this song for days!

I find lots of discussions on it, but nothing else. Looking for it for our Dean of Curriculum because he is going out on knee surgery leave for a couple of months. We're putting together a "joke" basket for him.

Long story behind this song!!

Thanks for any help you can give me.

Mindy Carpenter


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Subject: RE: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: GUEST
Date: 30 May 11 - 01:28 AM

A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village, Lorena creeps tonight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack...


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Subject: RE: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 30 May 11 - 02:49 AM

Of course, the sad thing is that it took six years for the OP to have her request answered.

Jay


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Subject: RE: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 30 May 11 - 02:10 PM

What's time to a Mudcatter?


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Subject: RE: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 30 May 11 - 02:43 PM

Tune required? It's "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

a weem a weh = a weiner whack


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Subject: RE: Tune Req: John Bobbit Sleeps Tonight Parody by Ca
From: Jack Campin
Date: 31 May 11 - 05:50 AM

I can see it catching on in Bangladesh:

Monju Begum cuts off her attacker's penis


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