BS: Boobs or bottoms

Subject: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM

Springs here and my eyes won't look where they are told. They love bottoms and I can't go anywhere without them checking out every single beautiful jiggly bottom I pass. It's emmbarassing but what can I do.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:52 AM

Blinders? Only go out with your SO?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM

You and Julian Clary too Dave
G

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:58 AM

But thankfully we're not in competition, no overlap of interests.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Flamenco ted
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM

I am an ear lobe man myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Uncle DaveO
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM

When I was a "young adult", back in the Pleistocene Era, I was a boob man. Somehow my attention has lowered over the years, and now I'm a bottom man.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM

Is anyone forcing you to choose?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:11 AM

sorry, that was me.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM

It's involantary

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Tacitus Elicitus, Senior Recruiter
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM

There is hope for boob lovers on this mortal plain, as they are drawn by instinct to the divine form.   There is on sanctuary where the meditation on the delight of perfection in curves which is a Divine mammary is protected, understood. Front-looking people with vision, who desire to get in under the wire are invited to join our preliminary sensitivity training classes at the Temple of the Golden Globes.

We also offer our training in Braille which some folks say is even better.

Tacitus Elicitus, Senior Recruiter
Temple of the Golden Globes

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,jim tailor
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:27 AM

"overlap of interests."

How did that get in here?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:45 AM

i inherited 2 things from my dad..

love of farmhouse cider..

..and an even greater love for full natural wobbly ladies bosoms....


mind you though.. since i've been building my self up strongly at the gym..

i cant help noticing women of a 'certain' age
regularly bending over in full close view in front of me
in their skin tight lycra training costumes..

.. yeah right.. 1st couple of times its mere coincedence..
but it just gets a bit provocative and intimidating when out of all the directions they can bend over to 'adjust' gym equipment

they invariably seem to end up pointing their fertile rear-ends
full on in in my direction..

hmmmmm.. some very primal sociobiology going on in gyms !!?????

and least of all its a health and safety hazard when i'm trying to concentrate
on lifting lethal heavy metal weights..!!

but i must admit to enjoying regular breaks to drink refreshing water
and mop the sweat off my brow
whilst glancing casually at larger chested women jiggling and joggling
on the running machines..

[cue Benny Hill show end credits theme tune..]

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Luke
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM

Bottoms!



Sod them all.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:17 AM

In The Naked Ape, Desmond Morris says that boobs are attractive to human males because they look a lot like butt cheeks. Why accept the look-alikes? Go for the real thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:59 AM

I dunno -- I think anyone who has suckled at one knows that boobs are better. You can suck all day on a butt cheek and all you'd get, I imagine, would be sore gums.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:01 PM

Besides, I have a butt.

To quote the chorus from South Pacific:

What ain't we got?!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: skipy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

I think that I was born a triplet & was the bottle fed one!

BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS & MORE BOOBS.

I EVEN KEEP A GRAPH ON MY COMPUTER TO SHOW HOW MANY NIPPLES I SEE EACH YEAR, LAST YEAR WAS 65!

Skipy.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:13 PM

Skipy
65 - y'all should get out more

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM

But just think of all the songs with the line "big arse I love you" in them!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Don Firth
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:27 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Don Firth
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM

(Sorry! Premature e-mouse-ulation!!)

I, personally, am eclectic. Enjoy! Life is good!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:35 PM

Both

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: skipy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM

It's more of a case of me getting out to the right places!

Erotica 2004 was good!
Roll on Erotica 2005.
Big Boy are you out there?
Skipy.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Justa Picker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 01:58 PM

I have a T-shirt that says
"Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!"
:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:08 PM

Both, and more besides.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:10 PM

Je ne sais pas quois.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM

And all us ladies have are butts to look at!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:16 PM

Well, you can look at boobs too ya know.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Van
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:34 PM

Surely it depends which way the woman is facing. Boobs if they are walking towards you - bums if they are walking away.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:36 PM

I look at boobs all the time. Very pleasing to the eye...and i'm a lady. Well, maybe not a lady, but close enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Mingulay
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM

Both, definately both.

And legs.

And.........



I'll get me dirty mac.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM

Jacqui:

I have it on good authority there are other parts to the male profile that tend to attract female attention. Especially under conditions of variable density.


Regards,


A

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:34 PM

I like a nice pert bottom and toned thighs!!!! (on the male anattomy that is!)

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Once Famous
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:37 PM

All of it is nice, especially where her legs meet.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM

Well, taht's the important bit i suppose. The rest is just decoration...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM

I like it all...tastefully displayed and slightly understated,,,

further, deponent sayeth not

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM

I wasn't going to post, but, I can't resist the opportunity Martin has provided..."All of it is nice, especially where her legs meat."

As for anatomy, it all begins with, and hinges on, the smile.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM

I find it disturbing that there has only been one previous mention of legs here...

All parts are nice, though. Specially faces.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:43 PM

All of this reminds me of a situation in high school, back in the mid-40s.

Tight sweaters were "in", and didn't the boys appreciate!

A guy I knew walked up to Susy-Jane (a spectacular young lady in a sweater designed to exhibit her to best effect), and asked, "Where do you get those sweaters with the bumps in them?"

With never a breath's pause or a bat of an eye, she said, "Same place you buy those pants with the gear shift!"

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

Yes LH... the face. The smile. The twinkle in the eyes. None of the rest is worth anything without the twinkle. Twinkles rule. Give me a twinkle and I'm smitten. Small boobs + big bum + twinkle = fine with me.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:40 PM

Oh Gnu.... where have you been all my life? 2 out of 3 and I'm working on the 3rd....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM

Nothing else can match the impact of a beautiful face, smile, and pair of eyes. People get so worked up over breasts mainly because they don't get to see them very often in normal everyday society. Forbidden fruit always tastes better...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

Hmmmm? What to do???

Hot pokers poked into each eye or...

enjoy the view?

Oh, this is one tough decision...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Just remember Lady Godiva, Bobert. Do you think it was worth it to the peeper?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM

W OO W OO W W W

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:20 PM

I thought that was Madusa, Eb....

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:29 PM

LTS... alas, lass, I am taken. By myself. It's been over nine years since bosums or bums had an effect on me enough to pull me from the joys of bachelorhood. Oh dear... hehehehehe. I didn't mean that the way it sounded.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

I like my ladies complete. That means all the components, just as long as they are a matched set.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:02 PM

Many are the charms of a beautiful woman to be appreciated.
Not the least is her heart.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:11 PM

I admit it, I'm a sucker for boobs.