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BS: Boobs or bottoms

GUEST,Davetnova 17 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 17 Feb 05 - 08:52 AM
GUEST 17 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM
GUEST,Davetnova 17 Feb 05 - 09:58 AM
GUEST,Flamenco ted 17 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM
GUEST,Uncle DaveO 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM
GUEST 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM
GUEST,bunnahabhain 17 Feb 05 - 10:11 AM
GUEST,davetnova 17 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM
GUEST,Tacitus Elicitus, Senior Recruiter 17 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM
GUEST,jim tailor 17 Feb 05 - 10:27 AM
GUEST,punkfolkrocker 17 Feb 05 - 10:45 AM
GUEST,Luke 17 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 05 - 11:17 AM
GUEST,Amos 17 Feb 05 - 11:59 AM
Jim Tailor 17 Feb 05 - 12:01 PM
skipy 17 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM
GUEST,Randi 17 Feb 05 - 12:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM
GUEST,Don Firth 17 Feb 05 - 12:27 PM
GUEST,Don Firth 17 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM
GUEST 17 Feb 05 - 12:35 PM
skipy 17 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM
Justa Picker 17 Feb 05 - 01:58 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 17 Feb 05 - 02:08 PM
Peace 17 Feb 05 - 02:10 PM
jacqui.c 17 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM
Peace 17 Feb 05 - 02:16 PM
GUEST,Van 17 Feb 05 - 02:34 PM
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Mingulay 17 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM
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Catherine Jayne 17 Feb 05 - 03:34 PM
Once Famous 17 Feb 05 - 03:37 PM
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Bobert 17 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM
Ebbie 17 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM
The Fooles Troupe 17 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM
Bobert 17 Feb 05 - 07:20 PM
gnu 17 Feb 05 - 07:29 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 17 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 05 - 09:02 PM
kendall 17 Feb 05 - 09:11 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 05 - 09:16 PM
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Cluin 17 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM
GUEST,mummy's boy 17 Feb 05 - 09:28 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 05 - 09:31 PM
Peace 17 Feb 05 - 09:38 PM
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Subject: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM

Springs here and my eyes won't look where they are told. They love bottoms and I can't go anywhere without them checking out every single beautiful jiggly bottom I pass. It's emmbarassing but what can I do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:52 AM

Blinders? Only go out with your SO?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM

You and Julian Clary too Dave
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:58 AM

But thankfully we're not in competition, no overlap of interests.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Flamenco ted
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM

I am an ear lobe man myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Uncle DaveO
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM

When I was a "young adult", back in the Pleistocene Era, I was a boob man. Somehow my attention has lowered over the years, and now I'm a bottom man.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM

Is anyone forcing you to choose?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:11 AM

sorry, that was me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,davetnova
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM

It's involantary


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Tacitus Elicitus, Senior Recruiter
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM

There is hope for boob lovers on this mortal plain, as they are drawn by instinct to the divine form.   There is on sanctuary where the meditation on the delight of perfection in curves which is a Divine mammary is protected, understood. Front-looking people with vision, who desire to get in under the wire are invited to join our preliminary sensitivity training classes at the Temple of the Golden Globes.

We also offer our training in Braille which some folks say is even better.

Tacitus Elicitus, Senior Recruiter
Temple of the Golden Globes


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,jim tailor
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:27 AM

"overlap of interests."

How did that get in here?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:45 AM

i inherited 2 things from my dad..

love of farmhouse cider..

..and an even greater love for full natural wobbly ladies bosoms....


mind you though.. since i've been building my self up strongly at the gym..

i cant help noticing women of a 'certain' age
regularly bending over in full close view in front of me
in their skin tight lycra training costumes..

.. yeah right.. 1st couple of times its mere coincedence..
but it just gets a bit provocative and intimidating when out of all the directions they can bend over to 'adjust' gym equipment

they invariably seem to end up pointing their fertile rear-ends
full on in in my direction..

hmmmmm.. some very primal sociobiology going on in gyms !!?????

and least of all its a health and safety hazard when i'm trying to concentrate
on lifting lethal heavy metal weights..!!

but i must admit to enjoying regular breaks to drink refreshing water
and mop the sweat off my brow
whilst glancing casually at larger chested women jiggling and joggling
on the running machines..

[cue Benny Hill show end credits theme tune..]


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Luke
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM

Bottoms!



Sod them all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:17 AM

In The Naked Ape, Desmond Morris says that boobs are attractive to human males because they look a lot like butt cheeks. Why accept the look-alikes? Go for the real thing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:59 AM

I dunno -- I think anyone who has suckled at one knows that boobs are better. You can suck all day on a butt cheek and all you'd get, I imagine, would be sore gums.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:01 PM

Besides, I have a butt.

To quote the chorus from South Pacific:

What ain't we got?!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: skipy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

I think that I was born a triplet & was the bottle fed one!

BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS & MORE BOOBS.

I EVEN KEEP A GRAPH ON MY COMPUTER TO SHOW HOW MANY NIPPLES I SEE EACH YEAR, LAST YEAR WAS 65!

Skipy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:13 PM

Skipy
65 - y'all should get out more


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM

But just think of all the songs with the line "big arse I love you" in them!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Don Firth
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:27 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Don Firth
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM

(Sorry! Premature e-mouse-ulation!!)

I, personally, am eclectic. Enjoy! Life is good!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:35 PM

Both


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: skipy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM

It's more of a case of me getting out to the right places!

Erotica 2004 was good!
Roll on Erotica 2005.
Big Boy are you out there?
Skipy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Justa Picker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 01:58 PM

I have a T-shirt that says
"Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!"
:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:08 PM

Both, and more besides.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:10 PM

Je ne sais pas quois.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM

And all us ladies have are butts to look at!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:16 PM

Well, you can look at boobs too ya know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Van
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:34 PM

Surely it depends which way the woman is facing. Boobs if they are walking towards you - bums if they are walking away.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:36 PM

I look at boobs all the time. Very pleasing to the eye...and i'm a lady. Well, maybe not a lady, but close enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Mingulay
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM

Both, definately both.

And legs.

And.........



I'll get me dirty mac.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM

Jacqui:

I have it on good authority there are other parts to the male profile that tend to attract female attention. Especially under conditions of variable density.


Regards,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:34 PM

I like a nice pert bottom and toned thighs!!!! (on the male anattomy that is!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Once Famous
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:37 PM

All of it is nice, especially where her legs meet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM

Well, taht's the important bit i suppose. The rest is just decoration...


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM

I like it all...tastefully displayed and slightly understated,,,

further, deponent sayeth not


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM

I wasn't going to post, but, I can't resist the opportunity Martin has provided..."All of it is nice, especially where her legs meat."

As for anatomy, it all begins with, and hinges on, the smile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM

I find it disturbing that there has only been one previous mention of legs here...

All parts are nice, though. Specially faces.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:43 PM

All of this reminds me of a situation in high school, back in the mid-40s.

Tight sweaters were "in", and didn't the boys appreciate!

A guy I knew walked up to Susy-Jane (a spectacular young lady in a sweater designed to exhibit her to best effect), and asked, "Where do you get those sweaters with the bumps in them?"

With never a breath's pause or a bat of an eye, she said, "Same place you buy those pants with the gear shift!"

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

Yes LH... the face. The smile. The twinkle in the eyes. None of the rest is worth anything without the twinkle. Twinkles rule. Give me a twinkle and I'm smitten. Small boobs + big bum + twinkle = fine with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:40 PM

Oh Gnu.... where have you been all my life? 2 out of 3 and I'm working on the 3rd....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM

Nothing else can match the impact of a beautiful face, smile, and pair of eyes. People get so worked up over breasts mainly because they don't get to see them very often in normal everyday society. Forbidden fruit always tastes better...


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

Hmmmm? What to do???

Hot pokers poked into each eye or...

enjoy the view?

Oh, this is one tough decision...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Just remember Lady Godiva, Bobert. Do you think it was worth it to the peeper?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM

W OO W OO W W W


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:20 PM

I thought that was Madusa, Eb....


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 07:29 PM

LTS... alas, lass, I am taken. By myself. It's been over nine years since bosums or bums had an effect on me enough to pull me from the joys of bachelorhood. Oh dear... hehehehehe. I didn't mean that the way it sounded.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

I like my ladies complete. That means all the components, just as long as they are a matched set.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:02 PM

Many are the charms of a beautiful woman to be appreciated.
Not the least is her heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:11 PM

I admit it, I'm a sucker for boobs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:16 PM

*snicker*

That's one way to appreciate them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: mack/misophist
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:17 PM

Beautiful faces are vastly over rated; too many have nothing behind the smile. An ordinary face with character is nice, though.

This thread reminds me of Socrate's fameous defense of the hetaira, Phyrne. All he did was lower the top of her robe.

"I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me a nice ass!"   (what Patric Henry actually meant to say)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM

"Well, my friend, we know what we both like: a nice big piece of ass..."
    ~ Theodore Gericault in a letter to Eugene Delacroix


--a little bit of art history trivia that squatted in my grey matter and won't go away.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,mummy's boy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:28 PM

Bums spell of poo..

Titties smell all nice and mumsy and talcum powdery

Some old ladies front bottoms smell of new lightbulbs


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:31 PM

And that's what I like about the South!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:38 PM

. . . he said, licking his chops.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:21 PM

w oo w oo w w w


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Justa Picker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:27 PM

Men: 9 months to get out; the rest of our lives trying to get back in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:24 AM

For those still making up their mind . . . . nice car!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,18
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:40 AM

A slippery moist clitoris, every time!



Beautifull.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:41 AM

A very clean dirty girl.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:01 AM

Uh huh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:07 AM

Take your pick (if your hand is steady enough)!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,lizzie lyon
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:16 AM

A gspot fur me
A g spot fur me
If youre no a g-spot
You're no good tae me


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:24 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:29 AM

Keriste, Cluin, check my shorts!


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From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:30 AM

(I knew you were a dirty old man, brucie)


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From: GUEST,brenda
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:43 AM

G    .


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From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:14 AM

Mack -

There's no such thing as an "ordinary face" on a woman, if there's a smile and something behind it. Without the face, the rest doesn't merit much more than a glance (albeit an appreciative one sometimes).

Both Gerome and Siemeradzky painted very lovely pictures of "Phryne before the Areopagus" but they both showed he lowered the top of her gown a long way down. (Siemeradzky's is the better one - IMO.)Are those not "historically accurate," do you suppose?

John


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From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:23 AM


W OO W OO W W W


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 02:30 PM

Help! Jacqui read my post and locked me in the cellar again. The only "boob" down here is me.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:11 PM

You'd think you'd've learnt by now Kendall!!!

LTS


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From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:17 PM

Yeees Bye ! Make a spare key the next time your loose from the cellar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM

But, she nails the door shut...


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From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM

And he STILL gets out! I am really going to have to have a rethink here....

There's always the garden shed, and it's just started snowing....


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Boobs boobs boobs - to snuggle up too, kiss and lick, what a perfect world


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM

Sooo, hide the hammer. Improvise. Or do you like being punished? Naughty boy.


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From: LilyFestre
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:54 PM

LOL....funny thread! I'm with CatsPHiddle on this one....I like thighs....strong, muscular thighs! *G*

Michelle

PS. There's so much more that makes a body attractive to me but since we are talking physical stuff....it's the eyes and the thighs!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:02 PM

Seriously, I think the most beautiful form in all of nature is the bosom of an attractive woman.


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From: GUEST,Klink
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:10 PM

Just had a hard day at the orifice.


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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM

What's that you said? A hard WHAT! at the orifice?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Big Mick
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM

To answer the original question: Yes.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: allanwill
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:34 PM

Someone once asked why men get so excited over two lumps of fat with a bit of gristle on top.

Allan


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Terry K
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:09 AM

her legs are not the only thing I like but they go a long way towards it

boom boom


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From: JohnInKansas
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:31 AM

alinact -

One prominent "mental therapist" who's name I don't recall remarked on not being able to understand why men get so excited over "what basically is an overdeveloped sweat gland."

All I can comment is that in this case I'm very much in favor of the development, and I've often seen it very nicely done. I see no negative environmental impact, and many positive societal benefits in most cases. While many instances could likely benefit from my close and personal examination of the underlying structural bases, and fuller exploration of the fundamental design integrity, the achievement of the individual artists merits and receives my respect and appreciation.

John


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From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:05 AM

Sooo, you like tits.


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From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:17 AM

( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) !


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 08:05 AM

If you want to get down to the makeup of a boob and call it a lump of fat, let's consider how much money and time is wasted on a growth of dead protein sticking out of your head.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:14 PM

Kendall are we talking top of head or bottom of head?

LTS


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From: GUEST,Ass
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Fundamentally...


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM

Mick is, of course, correct in his answer.


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From: GUEST,888
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:18 PM

Love those Swedish sites.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: LadyJean
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 11:24 PM

I do like to see a man with nice, firm, well formed buns.
I do not like to see a man with boobs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:34 AM

U U ( @ Y @ ) ! U U ( @ Y @ ) ! U U ! U U ! U U !!!


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From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:47 AM

"The female body, even at its best, is very defective in form; it has harsh curves and very clumsily distributed masses; compared to it the average milk-jug, or even cuspidor, is a thing of intelligent and gratifying design.... Below the neck by the bow and below the waist astern are two masses that simply refuse to fit into a balanced composition. Viewed from the side, a woman presents an exaggerated S bisected by an imperfect straight line, and so she inevitably suggests a drunken dollar-mark." -- H. L. Mencken, _In Defense of Women_ (1922)

*

First mouse: "Hey, look at the ass on that female over there." Second mouse: "Doesn't do anything for me -- I'm a titmouse."

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: Worse is one kind of different. :||


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Micca
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM

This reminds one of the line in "the Rose of Allandale"

" One Maidenform withstood the storm..." obviously a Valkeries bra


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:00 PM

You don't want to be dragging opera into this. There, you meet someone, fall in love within a few seconds, sing about it alot and then one of the following will happen.

They turn out to be you long lost brother/sister.

They're about to be sent to to the army/a nunnery etc.

They turn out to be a God playing silly buggers.

They turn out to be a member of the same sex as you, playing silly buggers.

They're a normal person, except some God, witch, etc is plying silly buggers with them.


Unless of course, one of the above happens to you instead....


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM

No point falling in love with boobs or bottoms. There is more to female people than that. (Well, more to MOST female people than that.) If there isn't, the union will fall apart when gravity takes its toll--as gravity always does.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

But to return the thread to the gutter, where it belongs.

BTW, did anyone read the first sentance in this thread?

Springs here and my eyes won't look where they are told.

Spring is here? Could have fooled me...
And eyes not looking where they're told, isn't that a year round problem?


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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM

Except Summer when sunglasses will cover a mulitude of sins...
100


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From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM

Springs may have been the next-door neighbour, no?


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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:24 PM

I'd thought of that, but spring sounds like a name for an animal, rather than a person, and I really didn't want to go there...


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From: chazkratz
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:26 PM

Seems like you guys have had your eyes shut for the last decade or so: what I find impossible to ignore is what's between a short T-shirt and low cut jeans. What a relief retirement from teaching has been!

--seed


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM

Spring is here, Suhpring is here... life is skittles, life is beer.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:13 AM

How do you make 2 lbs of fat look good?





Put a nipple on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Mr Red with the Booby Prize
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:30 AM

Front bottoms or bottoms?

If there is a mind to look into, the EYES have it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:49 AM

Cluin, you're wrong...

NotHow do you make 2 lbs of fat look good?

But How do you make 2 lbs of fat feel good?






Put a nipple on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Erectile
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM

A well formed pair of boobs is a gateway of pleasure


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From: GUEST,jealous
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:15 AM

If men had boobs they would be playing with then all day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:31 AM

I think two pounds of unattached would neither look nor feel good, even if they had nipples on. There's the important matter of being attached to a woman (a living one at that) covered in skin, all that kind of stuff. I mean otherwise you could acheive that with a few sticks of butter and a nipple. God that sounds disgusting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: beadie
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:30 PM

While it is true that "wandering eyes" seems to be a year-round problem to one degree or another, it is made more evident (and problematic) in Spring here in the northern latitudes.

Warmer weather and the resulting tendency of folks to don less camoflaging outerwear improve the ogle factor by an enormous amount. The ladies' renewed sense of freedom brought on by the coming of Spring allows us to recall that all of these delightful shapes really are still there, they have only been hidden under parkas and overcoats and cable-knit sweaters for the last three or four months.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:06 PM

I'd like to hear more about this coming of spring. Back home in California we don't particularly get winter, so spring isn't very noticable. Here in Edinburgh it snowed today (Yay!). Neither of these experiences have given me any indication of what the coming of spring might look like. I always thought winter took place in between Chirstmas and New Years. Here it is the end of February and it still looks like winter to me.


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From: Davetnova
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM

Layah - Look again. Snowdrops are out, crocuses are starting Spring is here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM

Well, I don't specifically recognize any particular types of flowers, but the ones I see now I saw about the second week of January, so I figured they don't count as a sign of spring. Unless spring starts in January? Not that I mind snow, it's the cold without the snow I don't like. I thought it was getting warmer last week, but it did not last.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:23 PM

Winter starts on Dec 21st, Spring starts in March and lasts until 1st May, the first day of summer.. Midsummer is June, autumn is September - December.

I've got 10 different flowers blooming in my garden at the moment, including a rose, a snowdrop, the holly, rosemary and periwinkle... so relying on which flower is out to give you a season isn't sensible.

LTS


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From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:38 PM

Although "fat-bottomed girls make the world go 'round," friday is "Bounce Your Boobies" day on Air America Radio's Randi Rhodes Show. If you see it on radio, you see what you really want to see.

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:22 PM

Haha, I was wondering how long this thread could remain sidetracked. 5 posts, not bad considering people were distracted from boobs and butts with spring discussions.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:32 PM

Layah,
   Did I say anything wrong? I was just responding to this thread.

Peter

We need to talk


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm


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From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM

Ummmmmmmmmmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM

Peter, you didn't say anything wrong. I'm just attempting to be funny, and hopefully not failing too miserably.


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From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:01 PM

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm!


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From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:03 PM

Yrglsetucrdel


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM

OK, who taught Brucie to make links? None of you are leaving here until the guilty party owns up. Come on, I know it's one of you, and he's been pestering us for weeks with them. You'll be sent to your rooms without dinner until I get an answer....


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:34 PM

It was GUEST. Seriously.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:37 PM

GUEST is always causing trouble around here. Whenever anything happens, it's always GUEST's fault. Is he/she really that bad, or just a convenient scapegoat?   =)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:48 PM

Did you say . . .

the G word?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM

Now your trying to tell me GUEST is a GOAT?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM

Baaaaa!


And you tell me what noise a goat makes then!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:36 PM

"Goats, when content and in good health, are usually quiet creatures of habit...From my own experience, there are four reasons why a goat will make an excessive amount of noise: hunger, thirst, breeding season (or pregnancy) and illness" from http://www.goatworld.com/articles/sickgoat.shtml

So which one of those is your problem, GUEST?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,, the literate goat.
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:50 PM

I was upset at brucie publishing that obscene photograph of my significant other!

I am available to goatworld as an expert consultant at $100 an hour, and a sack of rutabaga or manglewurtzles...


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:03 PM

Well, if I could speak for goatworld, which I can't, I would hire you except the price is just a bit too steep. The $100 I could deal with, and maybe even the rutabegas, but manglewurzle is just too much for me. Anyway, I hope you weren't that other GUEST asking what sound goats make, because if I found out you're the same goat, there's no way you would get a consulting contract. Don't even know what sound goats make...


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From: GUEST,literate, and now irate, goat!
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM

Of course I know what noise I make. The ignorant guest is clearly a troll, out to cause trouble. I have experience in dealing with trolls, and I have a high bridge.
I also have extensive legal training, which although less traditional is also very effective, and rather more prolonged.

B.G. Gruff,

for

Gruff, Ramm and Butt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Onlooker
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM

Why do all your folkie postings end up nearly always with bestiality?


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From: GUEST,litigious goat.
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM


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From: GUEST,litigious goat
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM


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From: GUEST,litigious goat
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM

The mere suggestion of bestiality has so angry I need to start three time before I can manage a word! I am a goat, and so the desire to make love to a goat is entirely natural. If you have some difficult accepting this, I suggest you see a qualified professional, or failing that, a sheep. Leave me and my kind alone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM

This thread has turned ugly! What was once a dicussion of "Boobs and bottoms" has turned into a thread about goatfucking. I object!

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 12:10 AM

Bunch a bleating heart liberals is wot you are.

Mildly erotic, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 12:30 AM

"but manglewurzle is just too much for me."

Sounds as if that would hurt like hell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,nips
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM

I like hard long nipples, you cant beat a good suck


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:49 PM

I love someone and so much that I don't really care about her boobs and bottom. What freedom it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Sheep go Baaaa, goats go Maaaa, but only if you don't hold them down.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:52 PM

After a while, you notice there's something written on her T-shirt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Folkiedave
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:15 PM

Suddenly it springs.

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: NIPPLES OR SLITS
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:59 PM

Decisions again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,LumpenProle
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:34 AM

Twas on the mound of venus
By god you should have seen us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM

Definitely bums over boobs. But it must be connected to a beguiling smile and twinkly eyes....


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Lizy Lion
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:02 PM

The only worthwhile woman is between the ages of 25 and 40, measures 36-24-36, sucks like a Hoover and shuts the hell up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:11 PM

Does it have to be 36-24-36 in that order?

I *do* have an hourglass figure.. it's just that most of the sand has slipped to the bottom.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: MBSLynne
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:43 AM

Ok...it's taken me a long time to read and respond to this thread. The first thing that attracts is definitely the eyes..with the twinkle, but after that I love a nice bum, nice muscular legs, a broad manly chest, preferable with a bit (but not too much) of hair on it, a nice flat stomach, broad shoulders.....I like men, but I like ones who look fit and healthy and who haven't allowed themselves to become nothing more than a mound of flobbery fat with a beer-gut.

And as for the dangly bits....I can't say I find them particularly visually attractive, but like everything else, they're much better if they're firm!

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM

But you girls, unlike GUEST Randi, have class and wit. She just needs something to suck on to take her mind off herself--a self she has to live with. Talk about the depths of despair.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Fondler
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:12 AM

Is it just me or does a girl's right ass cheek always feel nicer than her left ass cheek??


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Uncle DaveO
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:15 AM

Depends on her handedness--er, footedness--   Assedness?

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM

Depends on whether you're left handed or right handed, or your approach, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:28 PM

Fondler: You jus' confused, son, confused.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 07:31 PM

Will someone PLEASE take the blue clickies away from Brucie!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:04 PM

They are not blue. They are RED.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:38 AM

Hey Brucie - your last link... I think the one on the far right is giving you the wink....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 06:51 AM

Hung like a donkey, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:17 PM

Early on in this thread, I said it was the smile. There are smiles and then...


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM

That beggars the imagination.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM

"Hey Brucie - your last link... I think the one on the far right is giving you the wink...."

Goats only. You think I'm some kinda pervert?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 07:57 PM

Hey! Majorly decent trhread sujeckt, eh? Me, I like BOOBS! Bigtime! I like a good tight bum on a girl too, eh? Either way, man. It really sucks that there are no females in the jail here...inmates in this part of the jail, I mean, but Officer Dana is here sometimes and she is a FOX, man! She fits inta her uniform like a hand in a flippin' glove.

Bruce, man, I gotta tell you...people are not gonna like it if you keep, like, makin' remarkds about havin' sex with animals! You gotta stop that, eh? YOu are gonna get your ass busted for beasteeality! I would not want to see that happen. YOu don't flippin' want to be in the slammer and have a repitation for, like, porkin' animals, eh? Them kind don't get the short end of the stick here, know what I'm sayin'?

I thank God or whoever is flippin' in charge that I ain't known as a animal abyuiser here, eh? I may be known as a flippin' goof, but that's okay. I am in good flippin' Company on that, lemme tell ya.

This is just my advice, Bruce. Shut up about the flippin' donkeys and stuff. It ain't smart.

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:03 PM

I beg to disagree. Them donkeys IS smart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:08 PM

Yeah, well, maybe. But how smart can they be if...

No. I ain't gonna say it. Stay cool, man.

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:09 PM

LOL

You too, BDiBR.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 09:31 PM

I still like extremely large boobs


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 10:54 PM

Do Rumsfeld and Bush qualify?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 03:05 AM

I've got some tits in my garden. They're blue.

Well, it has been very cold around here lately.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:38 AM

Bottom buggery beats everythang.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:02 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Torctgyd
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 11:39 AM

In the interests of road safety I think all women should wear burkas (?spelling - arab women wear then, eyes only visible) during the spring, summer, fall etc as otherwise it's too distracting. Can't think of how many close calls I've had when scantilly clad ladies walk down the street!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:24 PM

That reminds me of a friend of mine. He's only ever had one car accident, and it was when he was driving a bunch of his friends around, and someone yelled "nudity in the back seat!" and he looked in the rear view mirror instead of where he was going.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 02:20 PM

Hey gnu, I had a smile like that once. I managed to stuff about 20 of those foam hair rollers in my mouth and used to gross my kids out by projectile vomiting the lot at them. Fortunately there are no pictures.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

The things people do in the name of entertainment......

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:39 PM

well....things can get pretty dull out here in the hinterland, you have to think of something to do.....in fact out in Newfoundland they don't just talk about sex...they actually do it. Last study I saw found that they were the most sexually active people in Canada.


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