BS: Cocks or Cheeks?

Subject: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:10 PM

Davetnova's thread on Boobs or Bottoms got me thinking just how much I feel the same about cocks and cheeks--I love to look at them coming and going!

Bouncing balls, swinging cocks, tight ass cheeks make me want to follow 'em home.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

Is that why they used to have bouncing balls over the lyrics in old cinemas????

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:29 PM

Doubtless that is so. You need to get laid. SOON.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Alba
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM

Keep following em' Home and there's a good chance youlle get arrested!:>)
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM

Rooster or cod fish. Huh.

A set of jugs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:19 PM

That is so gay, brucie.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:26 PM

Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:31 PM

And for those cheeks you need in your life.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:39 PM

Now that's just distubing, brucie!

How about you show me your buns of steel big boy!

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:17 PM

Gonna need extra-large Depends.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:37 PM

Extra large, oh yes...

Don't you agree gals?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:39 PM

Mmmmmmmm....yummy!

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:47 PM

LOL

Does your wife know you're doing this?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:00 PM

brucie, why are you so keenly interested in what us girls want to leer at?

Ladies--all I can say is, scroll down. AAAAALLLLL the way down.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:04 PM

Randi, you are NOT a girl or a woman. You are a hoot though.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randier
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:09 PM

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randiest
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:14 PM

Isn't real life rejection a terrible thing?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:21 PM

Spending a little too much time with those old Johnny Weismuller pics lately, eh brucie?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:24 PM

Oh, I see. This is a personal attack. I'm gone. BTW, I know who you are. Get a life.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM

brucie, I think you are being just a tad paranoid and thin skinned.

I AM a female. I started a thread to discuss the joys of male watching, just like I said in the opening thread.

Seems there aren't too many ballsy females around these parts (pardon the puns). But there are plenty of guys willing to leap in and turn the thread into something else entirely.

I'm guessing the idea of a woman doing what the men in the Boobs and Bottoms thread are talking about is just a little too racy for this place.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:49 PM

Uh huh.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:38 PM

Do you swallow?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Azizi
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:55 PM

There you go again, Martin.

Lost your way? This is not the Swallow the Fly Thread.


Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Metchosin
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 01:25 AM

Show Us the Length
      (Bob Bossin)

      Girls as the principal of Terra Nova High School
      Once each year it's a pleasure for me
      To introduce you to the Mayor of the City of Pacifica
      To say a few words about our annual Queen
      "Who'll be," said the Mayor, "a very lucky maid
      To represent the Pacifica to all of the state
      And who could go on to be Miss California
      Or even Miss America herself!"

      "I expect to see some volunteers"
      When one girl rose and without any fears

      She said:
      "Mr. Mayor,
      Show us the length of your cock
      Are you hung like a beaver or hung like a bear?
      Let me check the weight of your rocks
      So we can have a standard by which to compare
      You men don't worry if it's very very slender
      The personality is as important as a member
      Drop your trousers and make the news
      Or don't judge lest we judge you."

      Well the girls watched the teachers who were checking out the principal
      Who glanced at the Mayor who looked at his shoes
      "Huh, huh", said the Mayor then "Excuse me Mr. Principal
      I just remember I got something else to do
      Elsewhere"But before he could leave the school
      The girl came forward a holding out her ruler
      The Mayor took off like a kite in the wind
      When she started singing again:

      Show us the length of your cock
      Are you hung like a beaver or hung like a bear?
      Let me check the weight of your rocks
      So we can have a standard by which to compare
      You men don't worry if its short or bent or slender
      The personality is as important as a member
      Drop your trousers and make the news
      Or don't judge lest we judge you.

      Girls as the Principal of Terra Nova High School
      I called you back to say these words
      A girl has been suspended for the rest of the semester
      On account of the behavior of which you have all heard
      By now it was a blow to Terra Nova's name
      We believe in freedom but license is not the same
      The women's liberation may be partially true
      But there's never an excuse for being be rude.

      Some girls clapped and others just booed
      And all the other girls just sang this tune:

      Show us the length of your cock
      Are you hung like a beaver or hung like a bear?
      Let me check the weight of your rocks
      So we can have a standard by which to compare
      You men don't worry if its short or bent or slender?
      The personality is as important as a member
      Drop your trousers and make the news
      And don't judge lest we judge you.
      (with no pants on)
      Don't judge lest we judge you
      (and find you wanting)
      Don't judge lest we judge you
      And don't judge unless you be judged
      (Without a shred)

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 01:39 AM

There was a cat called Jesus who said something like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Metchosin
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 01:51 AM

What! Show us the length of your cock? LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 01:57 AM

Show us the size of yours.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Metchosin
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 02:02 AM

right........LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 02:04 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Davetnova
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:08 AM

Does Julian Clary know about this thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:34 AM

A nice body of either sex is pleasing asthetically but, for myself, I don't find there is a physical attraction just because a man has a nice arse or that he's wearing such tight trousers that his meat and two veg is on display. The clickies on this thread really don't do a lot for me.

However, I think that my husband is very sexy, particularly when he wears a t-shirt. Most of the women I've talked to are more attracted to personality in a man, and it's probably the same for the majority of men when looking at women as more than just eye candy.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 08:56 AM

Now Jacqui, I'd have to disagree that "most women" look for personality first, physical attraction second.

And I'd do Lenny Kravitz wet or dry any day.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM

I said "most of the women I've talked to" not most women. I wouldn't dream of suggesting that I know the minds of 'most women'.

For myself I prefer someone capable of conversation before and after sex and, since you ain't looking at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire, personality is more important to me than looks, which may only be superficial.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Layah
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:09 AM

While physical attraction might initially draw me to someone, my opinion of someone's physical attraction is so tightly connected with their personality that as soon as I know them at all my estimation of them changes. I can remember that I found that jerk attractive before I met him, but I can't figure why I would have, he looks so stupid now. And vice versa, this guy didn't attract my attention to begin with, but now that I've met him he looks really cute. It's useful because it means if I fall in love with someone automatically I'll like how they look. I wish it worked the other way as well though, life would be so much easier if ex boyfriends were ugly.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM

Maybe you would do him wet or dry. The real question is whether he'd do you or not.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Moki
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

Wow.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 02:01 PM

Ooooooohhh Hugh Jackman in Bermudas and spray... ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


For me it's a nice arse and a hairy chest.... the other is entirely dependant on what he does with it......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 02:03 PM

How about a nice chest and a hairy arse?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 02:33 PM

There are limits...... but a nice chest is a nice chest!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,888
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 03:15 PM

Randi and Date

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:31 PM

Camel Toe or Snake n' Eggs?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:01 PM

This is probably going beyond the limit..... Anyone have some shaving foam?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:02 PM

Sasquatch!

I KNEW he existed!

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Moki
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:06 PM

Swedish?

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:10 PM

Loz - I've just had dinner! Who could love that but his mother and King Kong.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Moki
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:13 PM

Yummies. Randi or me.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Sidewinder.
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:44 AM

I prefer the "Boobs or Bottom" thread at least we have an intellectual dimension to our discussion and consider and appreciate the attributes we are discussing. You lot,however, are just downright course and vulgar -talking about "personality" and "conversation before and after" (what about during?) I think you should all go and have a cold shower and take photos and/or film and post to www. domerightnowonthekitchenfloor.com and think yourself lucky I don't take you aside and give you a good.......oh! Matron.

Ever.

Sidewinder.

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:38 AM

Well, we are just ignorant females. What do we know about intellectual discussion. All we have to say is yes dear, of course dear, here's your dinner dear etc. etc......

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 09:52 AM

Of course this thread went to hell in a handbasket immediately. It is a sex thread for women--it became immediately apparent the local male baboons (and their guests) weren't going to stand for women discussing their sexuality!

Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Erectile
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM

Ladies come on down.....discuss to your hearts content, I hope its not to much of a stiff challenge