BS: Women Only--An Idea

Subject: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:40 PM

Neat idea guys--that is guys in the old fashioned use of the word--meaning men of the male gender.

A guest named Randi started a thread entitled "Cocks and Cheeks". A few ne'er-do-wells (meaning mostly me), started fartin' around on the thread and really messed it up. I propose this: Maybe this thread could be for women only so they can discuss issues to do with their sexuality and guys don't post to it at all. I know there is no way to 'govern' that, but we can govern ourselves. I am asking you guys to join me. Howzat?

I will hereby give my 'word of honour' that I will not post to this thread under my name or under the label of GUEST. Having said that, I am outta here.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:52 PM

But that takes all the fun out of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:59 PM

Reminds me too much of a knothole in the shower room, brucie!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: sue exhull
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 03:04 PM

Hmmmm Just what I was thinking Ebbie!! Like we'd fall for that one Brucie !

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST,Ebbie
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:30 PM

Sorry. I've been given indication that I have insulted/upset someone. Not my intention.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM

To be honest Ebbie, I thought of the knothole too. But being a bloke, I said nothing and kept the discovery to myself...Shame on me...

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: annamill
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:45 PM

Ok, so how many women here belong to the "Bump Watchers of America, International" club. I have been a active member since puberty!

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM

If bump watcher is what I think you mean, I think I'm one.... If it's not then I've got a hell of a lot explaining to do!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 05:01 PM

brucie,

I honestly think your intentions were noble. A little naive given this crowd. I said all I intend to say on the breast thread.

You really have to get to the Getaway. The shower curtains are see through and no one cares.

SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM

ANd how many guys would say anything about a knothole, anyway? Really?


Knothole Rats of America, Unite!! LOL!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: annamill
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM

LTS, I'm pretty sure you've got it right. Bada Boom! 'specially in tight jeans. Bada Boom again!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM

I did not open this thread....

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM

How can any one tell who's a man and who's a woman on the Mudcat anyway? (Alright, there are the photos, but anyone can fake a photo.)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:15 PM

Knothole.... Glory Hole

That's what happens to most of the threads around here anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:21 PM

if the women MUST say delicate things on any thread, I suggest thay adopt nom de plumes that only they know. Then, instead of a virtual knothole, we men can play 'guess the participants'...*grin*

But I suspect it mostly go on as it has....semi-naughty repartè and suggestive nuances designed to keep us wondering......well...we DON'T wonder, thank you!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM

speak for yourself.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:00 PM

no, really...we don't honest! Pay no attention to that 'guest' behind the curtain...

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:23 PM

Okay, well, I'm a man now, but I've been a woman in some previous incarnations. So, can I, like, post here? Eh? Pretty please?

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Layah
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:32 PM

I would assume since it has elsewhere been proven that Little Hawk is everyone he must be a woman as well as a man. But does that mean he can post because he's a woman or he can't because he's a man? We may have a paradox here. I hope it doesn't cause the universe to implode.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:05 PM

As I am also the Universe, do not worry about that. Exploding is not on the agenda at this time. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:14 PM

If you can't get enough, get a Newfie.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:27 PM

I love that Stompin' Tom song, Carol.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM

" Exploding is not on the agenda at this time."

"oh, thank goodness...I thought you said 20 MILLION years"

ba-dom!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM

Oh, and imploding isn't either. I figure to just go with some mild expansion for a bit here. It's been going fine so far...

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

Figures... this is supposed to be Ladies' Night and the place is full of guys.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

... talking about their mildly expanding bits.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: bobad
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:39 PM

Hey brucie

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: bobad
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:41 PM

Sorry about previous message....misclicked.

What I was going to say to brucie is "the best laid plans of mice and men......."

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 02:51 AM

She was the kind of woman that a man could crave
From her high-heeled shoes to her permanent wave
Except maybe she was needing a shave
Was she a woman or a man?

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:16 AM

My apologies. I wasn't going to post, as per the purpose of this thread, but it doesn't seem to matter much anymore as about half of the posts are from men. I notice on the flip side of the coin that no women have posted to the men only thread. Is this because men cannot govern themselves or because women are just that much more intelligent... polite? Or all of the above? Brucie... how did you come up with this experiment? Are you doing a term paper on it?

CC... Jack The Rabbit!!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:22 AM

I just read the men only thread. Can I hang out with you guys? (Go ahead.)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST,Cesario
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:24 AM

Greetings, gnu, and how are you ? Fancy a go at arm-wrestling ?
Cesario ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 07:03 AM

Well, I don't know. You sound a brute of a man. I'm just a wee 275 pounds of Irish-Canadian who started piling wet lumber at a saw mill at the age of fifteen. I'd better not.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 07:38 AM

Looking at the posters to this thread we now know who the old women are on the Mudcat!

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 08:04 AM

...some of us DO wonder - we enjoy the feminine mystique and miss its waning prevalence among 'enlightened females' (and now ladies..."The Thrill Is Gone" as sung by Bill D)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:56 AM

Okay. I know when I've been told. I'll just take my bat and balls and go home.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Alba
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM

Hey Jacqui....looks like they are getting in touch with their Feminine side...:>)
Love Ya Guys, youlle be all the better fur it!!
Blessings
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 04:51 PM

"feminine mystique"

Is that some kind of perfume or feminine hygene spray?

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 04:52 PM

I spelled hygiene wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:17 PM

I'm a lesbian in a mans body.
Skipy (in a matching set of bra & panties)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST,guess who
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM

Not me! The last time I suggested a women only thing here at mudcat I was villified and shunned for years afterwards! Never again!
guess who

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Hollowfox
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM

Mymymy, and I thought this was mostly a folk forum, with some personal life stuff thrown in. Truth to tell, I don't buy bread in a hardware store, and if I want to get into a discussion about guys all I have to do is say "bishonen" (translation from the Japanese: good looking guys; used in the USA to refer to such in movies, Japanese graphic novels, and anime.) to my teenaged daughter.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 05:12 AM

women only - a place for trust.

what I had was a man I could talk to like a woman. I talked about everything with him.

it was interesting, in retrospect, how much of himself he did not reveal.

but he was a good listener and a good talker.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 08:24 AM

You can find this alluring fragrance wherever you find women who are comfortable with the inherent differences between the sexes.... This writer redefined it here .... and this woman who manages a lingerie website obviously believes in it click here ... rated PG-13 ...(hmmm...not incomparable to a certain accordian player who posed for a Mudcat calendar)

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: MBSLynne
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:26 AM

This is much better than it looked like being brucie! As a woman, I have no desire to participate in anything that has no men in it!!! And talking about sex and sexuality is much more fun with the opposite sex!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:46 AM

Yes Lynne, it's fun watching them squirm when you talk about 'wimmins' troubles' and vasectomies.....

We know a song about that.....!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:26 PM

Vasectomy. Vasectomy. Vasectomy. Monthly period. Hot flashes.

I'm not squirming.

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:00 PM

PMT - Permanent Musicians Tension

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: dianavan
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM

brucie - Isn't this a bit like trying to set up a room with a peep hole?

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:30 PM

Picuture this. A hole in the wall or door with a red arrow pointing to it that says, "DO NOT PEEP!"

What happens next?

Subject: RE: BS: Women Only--An Idea
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:33 PM

brucie gets something in his eye.