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Subject: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:51 PM

Have you noticed? Once as common as old dog crap on this forum, he now only appears at rare and precious intervals, when least expected...like some exotic bird that is only glimpsed very occasionally, prompting a frantic flurry of interest and excitement in the professional birding community.

This is clever. It's so clever that it's diabolical. Bruce Springsteen oughta try doing the same thing, and he could maybe get really popular again, like back in tbe mid-80's.

Will Spaw appear on THIS thread? I'm betting he won't. But he might. I'm betting that people will hang around for weeks on this thread, hoping against hope that he will actually show up here and say something so perceptive, so downright friggin' brilliant, that it will serve as a beacon to light our way and lead us on through the rest of 2005, as not just an ordinary forum, but a forum that has reached the very apotheosis of human communication!

Let's see. I've got my fingers crossed. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:53 PM

Its ground hog huntin season.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:55 PM

Yeah. So?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:09 PM

mebee the ground hog gottem.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: dwditty
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM

Here's a thought....Has anyone ever seen Spaw and 'Guest' together? Kind of like a Michael & Janet Jackson thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:26 PM

Hmmmmmmm? You ain't suggestin' that Spaw = GUEST, are ya', dw? But you do have a point there...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:26 PM

I heard that the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed lost its internet connection.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:34 PM

Naw! It's probably just off reinventing itself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:50 PM

I though Spaw was having connection problems. However, it does seem odd, even suspicious, that such a prolific poster would virtually cease to post in the BS in what would appear to have been his prime. Perhaps he's losing it.

Duck and cover. (Is it legal to bait cats ?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:18 PM

Given that there is a precise and constant inverse relationship between the number of Spaw posts per day, which are gradually approaching 0, and the number of Little Hawk posts per day, which are gradually approaching infinity, it stands to reason that for every Little Hawk post there is an equal and opposite reaction in Spaw posts.

It could also mean that the two are the same person; but since ther eis no thread asserting this equality, and since Spaw has been posting since well before Little Hawk learned to write, I think it is a more complex relationship. Spaw-particles and LH-particles are inversely compatible, that's all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:21 PM

S = 1 / LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:31 PM

...........**flic**............

BBBRRRRAAAAWWWWMMMMPPP

KAVOOM

..............ahhhhh.......Geeziz what a blast........

Okay Hawk, gotcher beacon right there...and a little particulate content it seems for Amos as well...........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM

I can verify 'spaw and LH are seperate, disparate and unique individuals. (Unless of course ne of them was an actor hired to fool me)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:53 PM

Pay no attention to that man who has obviously hijacked Spaw's cookie! Note that (A) he failed to refer to Little Hawk as a "broke-dick mamalucca" and (B) he did not tell Little Hawk he is "fucked".

Nice try, Mr. Imposter, but we ain't buyin' it! Now where did you hide the real Spaw?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Peter T.
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 03:05 PM

I would have thought that the, er, pervasiveness of that certain CP presence, was so endemic as to be ineradicable..........

yours,

Peter T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 03:23 PM

Well, damn...

We are lucky, people...LUCK-EEE! Spaw has made an appearance on this thread, albeit a smelly one. I bet that he wouldn't show, and he has, within 24 hours! I figure that is just his devious way of nipping this whole thing in the bud.

I mean, shit, if he hadn't shown up then the thread would probably have gone on just about forever, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 03:27 PM

Take care this doesn't happen to you, Spaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:13 PM

Cluin, that is literally a crack up!!! ROTFLMAO!! That's "L" not "B"


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:18 PM

Extreme stupidity always carries a hefty fee...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:21 PM

Flamous last words.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: dwditty
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:23 PM

Flamous Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:26 PM

Not a Blue Angel. It was a Red Devil, looks like.

Not enough greens in his diet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: dwditty
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 04:29 PM

This thread is taking a decidedly 'Spaw-like" turn, if you catch my drift.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 07:17 PM

Is there going to be a chorus of how great the old days were.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: khandu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM

Hmmm.... "reinventing himself"...."appears at rare and precious intervals"..."prompting a frantic flurry of interest"..."brilliant"..."beacon to light our way".... are we speaking of Spaw or do we speak of BOB DYLAN????

But ...wait....could it be????....Is it possible....???? Spaw & the BOB??? One & the same???

WAIT AGAIN!!!! Are we speaking of Spaw? or do we speak of....WILLIAM SHATNER!!!!!!!!!

Spaw & Shatner??? One & the same????

OR...maybe, just maybe...SPAW, SHATNER & THE BOB ARE ALL THE SAME!!!!!!












Why, hell naw! (Tweed, pass me that bottle over here, will ya?)

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Sorcha
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:51 AM

And still no Spaw. No Reg either. Where is Cleigh O'Possum when we need him?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 01:05 AM

F*ck Cleigh O'Possum. I could never see anything even remotely entertaining about that stupid thing. The Little Pissant was a total loss too. I did like the NYCFTTS, though. Quite funny.

Khandu - Spaw is not Shatner. Trust me on this. As for Bob Dylan, well, he and Shatner almost collaborated on an album one time, but it fell through due to...can you believe this?...a "clash of egos".

Sad. It would have been a brilliant juxtaposition of musical styles, probably never to be surpassed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 08:52 AM

Mr. Hawk, I have always thought you were a kind and woderful spirit and a gentle soul, the essence of what a Mudcatter truly is. I am saddened and heartbroken that you find me so terrible. I never was meant to be entertaining but simply an ass-blown ocarina.....something light and pleasant and perhaps even humorous for 'Catters to enjoy. I have been honored to have my ass blown by many a fine 'Catter including the wonderful Rick Fielding as you can see in the bottom photo here.

Catspaw says not to be sad or disheartened as I am loved by all 'Catters that matter and he says it just proves you are indeed a completely fucked, broke-dick, mamalucca, with no redeeming social value but I think he's just angry. No matter how you feel about me, I will continue to love you as I do this place and the many fine friends I have here.

Cleigh


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: rumanci
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 08:58 AM

as I am indeed a catter that matters I must love you Cleigh - though forgive me if I mention how understandable it was that Rick had to exit the building before attempting to blow !


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 08:59 AM

Well Hawk, I just found Cleigh in here in tears over what you said and I let him post whatever he wanted......and being Cleigh, he can only be kind. What the fuck is your problem gnatnuts? Geeziz......

How could you be so fucking cruel to this poor little guy? The Little Pissant is trying to comfort even now and he is inconsolable. Christ almighty you really are a broke dick mamalucca and a completely fucked piece of yak shit as well!!!!

I really never thought you could be this cruel but I seem to be wrong. Our conversations here are finished!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM

Poor li'l critter.

LH, I've turned your name over to the Mormon Missionary Position Foundation, the Jehovah's Watchtower Witlesses, the Hairy Fishnuts, and People Fur Da Etikal Treatment of Opossums (PETO). With luck, they will all descend upon your abode at the same time and bury you in free literature.

And let it be a warning to you, 'cause if there's a next time I'll tell 'em all that you've converted to their way of thinking, such as it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 09:51 AM

Especially those Fishnuts....they're pretty close by and seem to parallel wghat Little Hawk already believes.

Jeeze, LH, ya really went too far this time. Thought you could topple the Icon by attacking one off his pets, huh? Woah, bad strategy, man. Hope you survive and all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,Alabaster Armadillo
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 09:55 AM

Dear Mr. Hawk,

I, Alabaster Armadillo, have taken your suggestion, "F*ck Cleigh O'Possum", to heart. Not bad as sex between crudely fashioned representations of animals goes. I think Cleigh enjoyed it quite a bit, having had nothing but Spaw's tongue stuck up his ass for a long time. Not that having Spaw's tongue stuck up your ass is bad, but anything gets boring after a while. Poor Cleigh just needs to get out more often. I gave him Cypress Snake's email address. Talk about some wild shit! You ain't never really done it 'til you done it with a snake!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:16 AM

Well, Alabaster, I guess we all know now that you have a really, really small you-know...but I'm glad Cleigh had a good time, as he appears to have been a bit upset recently.

What I would suggest you do NOW is perform exactly the same act on those friggin' ugly Weimaraners that lie around Spaw's place all the time like paperweights, showing no signs of life but to fart occasionally. That might wake them up and remind them that, yes, life is still happening! :-) This would be a kindly and helpful thing for you to do, I think.

Spaw - Promises, man, promises. I do hope you got that recording of "Space Oddity" that I mailed you. And the talking Billy Bass fish thing too. With new batteries.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:56 AM

Nice recovery effort there, not bad for a piece of yak shit.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:05 PM

When mortally threatened, even yak shit can respond quite adroitly...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: rumanci
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:12 PM

WOW !! LH   - your droppings get everywhere !   
just follow the blue flame and the clouds of steam ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:05 PM

Yak shit = verbal diarrhea? Else, I might be offended.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM

For god's sake, don't let that happen, gnu! We're all friends here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 11:54 AM

Remember when Spaw lost of bunch of food in the deep freeze because he didn't pay a couple of electric bills? Maybe he's done it again. No current, no computing.

Or perhaps he's gone into hiding because I revealed that Spaw is actually the screen name of the Archbishop of Canterbury.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM

If I had a face like his...I would got into hiding. :-)


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From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

What a terrible thing to say about Archie.


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM

LOL! You are losing it, man.


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From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:43 PM

Actually, I'm gaining. You shoulda gnu me before.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:04 PM

Shouldn't that be gnown?
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:20 PM

Yes, and, with your kind help, my grammar will improve as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM

The difference between man and beaver is this: man proceeds from the ungnown to the gnown, while beaver proceeds from the ungnawn to the gnawn.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Teresa
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:39 PM

Oh my goodness, the B- and other kinds of S are flying around indiscriminately. Glorious. :D

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:45 PM

The difference between man and beaver?????

Oh! Oh! Oh! Bite my tongue... Must resist temptation...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM

Man... beaver... tongue... where is Spaw?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM

As a canuck, yuou probably know better than to go putting your tongue into a beaver. Because of their compulsion to change it from ungnawn to gnawn, you see.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 12:32 PM

Castor canadensis is near and dear to me. I have observed beavers at every opportunity since I was a lad. With their thick fur and unique tail, these creatures of the bush excite me more than any other. Unfortunately, as I grow older, I find it becoming increasingly difficult to get deep in the bush and to observe beavers as much as I would like. Oh well, I have many pond memories to fonder... fond memories to ponder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ells
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM

So how many double entendres did you count in gnu's last post? I got three definite and one possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

I count five. I guess that was one hell of a straight line, huh?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 08:54 AM

Is that there a French side-by-each? I use a Russian made Ijevsk Baikal over-and-under, full and modified, double trigger, 28" vent rib, with recoild pad, that weighs, get this, six and a quarter pounds. I'm gonna weigh it someday though, cause I just can't believe it's that light. But it is light enough that I can carry it all day and it's kinda like it helps balance me or somethin. Totin a light over-and-under not only means I can go deeper in the bush, but I can shoot twice, in rapid succession if necessary. And, bein full and modified, I've got the accuracy and reach to get more birds than most. What size shot should, er, ah, would I load if I was to come across one a them Snarks? Fer self-protection only, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 08:56 AM

This thread is veering drunkenly into uncharted territory. Boldly going where few have gone before. Someone call Shatner!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:00 AM

Well, I have a 20 guage side-by-side Stoeger Uplander, 26 inch barrels, and a Stevens 12 guage side-by-side with 24 inches barrels. I use a PAST shoulder pad, but have slip-on recoil pads as well. These work well for everything from squirrels to deer. For snark I usually use one barrel of #4 buckshot, followed by a slug. If this doesn't work and I have time to reload I use two slugs, followed by a 4-minute mile run in 2 minutes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:21 AM

I think that among the French "side by each" refers to a sexual position, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:53 AM

Well, my Stoeger side-by-side is from Brazil. And gnu's Baikal is from Russia but uses the Missionary Position. A French position might be with one barrel up and one barrel down, but I wouldn't want to shoot it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:59 AM

C'mon lads. Pick up the pace. I count nine on that last one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM

What size shot... would I load if I was to come across one a them Snarks?

No need to worry about it if you're hunting in the bush. Snarks can't get into the bush in their Snarkish manifestations. They must first become Boojums, and if you ever run across a Boojum in a bush, well, a shotgun's not going to do you any good. Neither will a bazooka nor a howitzer.

On the other hand, if you are pursuing a Hodag and it morphs into a Hobag any size shot will do. Just shoot once, put the stunned Hobag in your pickup truck, and drop it off at the nearest trailer park.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:33 AM

Hobag; Hodag. I do recall that on a TV program called Battlestar Galactica, starring another illustrious Canuck, Lorne Green, they had pets named Daggits. In my club crawling days, certain persons were referred to as Daggits. I assumed a Hodag and a Hobag were the same. Glad to know the difference... I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM

Hodag: Mythical man-eating Wisconsin monster.

Hobag: Mythical man-eating drunk blonde of loose moral standing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM

Whereas, so many never bother to post either a picture or a profile;
and
Whereas, Spaw has been absent or at least scarce of late;
thereore,
I, Rapaire The Good, no matter what my manifestation, did search for images of said Spaw and found many and so that visitors will know the Spaw of whom we speak, I pasted links to but a few of the images I found (not including the picture of me).


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

For LH and all others who may feel a bit inadequate, underappreciated, stressed out at trying to attain anything close to Spawhood, I recommend the following: click here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:43 PM

DRUGS!!! No thanks. I'll stick to the remedies of my forefathers. Ale and whiskey.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 01:35 PM

LOL, Kat!! LH doesn't do tabs, anymore. He is CLEAN, man. That sums it up right there.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM

By God, Kat, THAT may yet prove to be the most popular drug off ALL time!!!! Awesome. Way cool. Totally decent. Beauty, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 08:32 AM

Waht all this is about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:39 AM

It's about your predecessor as Mudcat's god Joh9n.
Giok ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:52 AM

heloo, how you know it was me then?
did they put cameras in this compter or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:02 AM

If you know how, you can see people through the monitor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM

Nice shirt, John!! But your tea's getting cold.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:04 PM

jOhn, I msut say I have mised your birliant commme0nts on this frum and I hop to see yooo back in full forum soo9.n


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:08 PM

thanks, but how you know it was me, becase i didn't even write my name 9forgot)?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:28 PM

I don9t have to kno ist ouy, jOhn. You are allwayys pressent regarldless...like a strrong odour. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:38 PM

Thre is onyly ONE 9person who says, hello, waHt this is all about? and that person is Sir John from Hull, everbuddy knwos that so there.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:59 PM

I can see you through the computer screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 12:45 PM

He's still doing it. Spaw, I mean. Note that he has not posted to this thread lately. What a sleaze. The man will do ANYTHING to garner attention and hero worship from his fans here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM

I still see him through his computer monitor. You can too, if you know how. Even when the computer is turned off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:05 PM

Yeah? Which finger is Spaw holding up?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:23 PM

Looks like the usual one. I note that he has a pimple on his posterior too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:16 PM

I was going to wait until tomorrow to post because it would then be a week since you casted LH. I have always respected Spaw's sense of humour, his adherence to fair play, his... you get the idea. Now, I TRULY marvel at his restraint... I think.

After LH casted the ultimate bait for Spaw, he did not bite. Not even a nibble. Could one assume that Spaw has aspired to a greater self-conciousness and an inner peace which allows him to gracefully decline provocation or lure of any kind? Or, could proof of the original premise of this thread actually be the case? Nah, he's losing it.


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