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BS: Flamenco Ted can't count

Davetnova 22 Mar 05 - 07:04 AM
GUEST 22 Mar 05 - 09:17 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Mar 05 - 09:32 AM
John MacKenzie 22 Mar 05 - 10:10 AM
George Papavgeris 22 Mar 05 - 11:28 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Mar 05 - 12:06 PM
Hand-Pulled Boy 22 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM
Layah 22 Mar 05 - 03:54 PM
GUEST 22 Mar 05 - 04:02 PM
Layah 22 Mar 05 - 04:46 PM
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Bunnahabhain 22 Mar 05 - 05:44 PM
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Layah 22 Mar 05 - 05:57 PM
GUEST 22 Mar 05 - 06:16 PM
Layah 22 Mar 05 - 06:24 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 22 Mar 05 - 11:11 PM
Paco Rabanne 23 Mar 05 - 06:43 AM
Dave the Gnome 23 Mar 05 - 06:53 AM
Sttaw Legend 23 Mar 05 - 06:54 AM
Paco Rabanne 23 Mar 05 - 06:54 AM
Sttaw Legend 23 Mar 05 - 06:57 AM
Paco Rabanne 23 Mar 05 - 07:02 AM
Davetnova 23 Mar 05 - 07:07 AM
Azizi 23 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM
Azizi 23 Mar 05 - 08:13 AM
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Paco Rabanne 23 Mar 05 - 09:14 AM
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Dave the Gnome 23 Mar 05 - 09:53 AM
GUEST,raggytash 23 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM
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Davetnova 24 Mar 05 - 06:02 AM
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Subject: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Davetnova
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 07:04 AM

Either that or you can now prebook the 100th post at your convenience, thus freeing up your time for nonproductive activities.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 09:17 AM

Yes he can, 100 by the way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 09:32 AM

Davetnova,
         I love you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:10 AM

Is it an anagram?
Giok ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 11:28 AM

Giok, really! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM

Well, if you can prebook the 100th post, it stands to reason that a prebooked 100th post doesn't necessarilly need to be made to the body of the thread to which it applies. It can be made anywhere at any time!

By George, this is exceedingly good news!

I do hereby declare that THIS post is, in fact, the 10,000th post to the Mother Of All BS Threads!

Hah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 12:06 PM

Nice try Bee dubya ell. But I think you will find that by this time tomorrow, I will have had your post deleted, because I am offended that you have dared to place it in such A highbrow thread!
All 100th posts are mine, no question.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM

Ted never misses his 'round' either.........................


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Layah
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 03:54 PM

200


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:02 PM

Have none of you cretins anything constructive to add to this thread? I am mortally offended by your very existence. Now sod off the lot of you. 300.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Layah
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:46 PM

Is there anything constructive that can be added to this thread? And I'm sorry GUEST, you miscounted. This is 300.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:56 PM

My mistake. 327.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 05:44 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 05:48 PM

Numpties the lot of you. This is post -327.

Correct answers on why google is selling us Espresso machines will win fillets of rutabaga feds wombat.

Bunnhabhain, this time not posting too soon...


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Layah
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 05:57 PM

what are numpties? Are they something I would want? Or from your tone of voice perhaps I should assume they are something I don't want. Except this is written so you don't actually have a tone of voice.
314 The pi post! Lets have some pie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 06:16 PM

201. Just because I lived at one once. Has your door number ever matched your age? I have never had that delight.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Layah
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 06:24 PM

My parents live at 86. They aren't that old yet. But if they still live there we can laugh about it. It's a lot harder to do that in the US than in Britian. In Britian they tend to start at 1 at the beginning of the street and count their way up. In the US they use some unfathomable system that makes all addresses incredibly large. When I told people my address they would say "just 86? no other numbers?" Now in Britian I live at 24. Only two years off from my age. But I won't still be here in two years.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 11:11 PM

Layah is absolutely correct about U.S. house numbers. I once lived in a house with the number "10511" and the street was only a single block long.

But the reason for assigning such large numbers is simple. It's harder to remember large numbers than small ones. And any governmental bureaucracy is going to jump at the chance to make our lives a bit harder, if only to the extent of making us memorize one or two extra digits in street addresses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:43 AM

Could a clone delete that last post please? It had absolutely nothing to do with fox hunting or George Bush and is therefore worthless!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:53 AM

Yeh, but if Flamenco Ted doesn't count who cares if he gets the 100th post? But who DOES cound in this all important race? We need to know these things.

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:54 AM

100 TED


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:54 AM

Dave,
    You misspelt "count" Your membership of mudsplat is hereby revoked!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:57 AM

Ted is ONE-Ted sometimes


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:02 AM

Morning different Dave who can spell,


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Davetnova
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:07 AM

No, I meant to put the o in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Azizi
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM

Speaking of counting to 100, for some reason for the last five years a number of schools throughout Pittsburgh [and the United States and elsewhere judging from the Internet] make a big deal about the first 100 day of school. During that day, students are supposed to do some activity that revolves around the number 100.
Here is an arbitrary sample of the activities:

46. Help students learn a game that children played 100 years ago.
47. Challenge kids to find out what a group of 100 parrots, 100
    whales, 100 skunks, or 100 lions is called. They can make a book
    of animal groups.
48. Ask each student to write 100 on a piece of drawing paper and
    incorporate the numeral into a drawing.
49. Have kids put 100 words in alphabetical order.
50. Invite someone 100 years old to visit the classroom.
51. Challenge kids to do 100 jumping jacks.
52. Ask students to find out who was president of the United States
    100 years ago.
53. Challenge students to think of as many addition problems as they
    can with a sum of 100.
54. Have kids estimate which classroom items, or groups of items,
    weigh 100 pounds and check their estimates.
55. Can students predict 100 things that will be invented during the
    next 100 years?
56. Ask children to make as many words as possible using the letters
    in the words one hundred.
57. Time students as they jump rope 100 times.
58. Assign a number, from 1 to 26, to each letter of the alphabet.
    Does anyone's name add up to 100?
59. Ask kids to find the numeral 100 in today's newspaper. How many
    times does it appear?
60. Play a circle game. The first child begins, "I went to the zoo
    and I saw one giraffe." The second child continues, "I went to
    the zoo and I saw one giraffe and two bears." Can students reach
    100?
61. Ask children to guess which container -- of pennies, golf tees,
    jelly beans, thumbtacks, etc. -- has 100 in it.
62. Have kids write their names using 100 paper dots.
63. Read One Hundred Eggs, One Hundred Children, a Vietnamese
    folktale, to your class.
64. With kids, make a 100th day snack, using 100 raisins, 100 M&Ms,
    100 pieces of cereal, 100 banana slices, and so on.
65. Play bingo with your class, using a 100s chart.
66. Challenge students to tell 100 jokes.


Oops! I had to go away from the computer for a bit & somehow got bumped off of Mudcat. Thankfully I had saved this list in Word cause I can't find the website it was on..[what's up with that???!!!]

But here is another website with kindergarten songs about the first 100 days..

100 Day songs

Since we act like kids sometimes [which is good!!] maybe we can use the folk process to modify some of these songs when we reach the 100th post or whenever we want to say we reached it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Azizi
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:13 AM

Or we can say "one hundred" in different languages for the 100th post [or what we want to say is the 100th post-self determination and all that being a wonderful thing]

See these examples from that same website that I just posted:
100 in Spanish (Ciento), German (Hundert), Japanese(Hiyaku), Chinese(Ebi), Italian (Cento), and French(Cent).

Anybody know any more?


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:05 AM

Ted's never 100, true he looks old and crinkly but not 100, as to not being able to count you could start a list of things he is not able to do .......... I'll start

Play Guitar


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:14 AM

2) Grow a moustache
3) Find a dress that fits


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:23 AM

You've always looked OK in the dresses I've seen you in Ted NICE


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Davetnova
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:30 AM

Mr. Leg End , which ones The Ted?


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:53 AM

I can so spele...

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,raggytash
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM

Ted, just to pre-empt you

spill cider


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:46 AM

Hey! Nice dress! And the sultry fire in the eyes as well.

And I retract my comment above about U.S. civil servants' penchant for greating hardships being the source of unnecessarilly high U.S. house numbers. If that were the case, British civil servants would have thought of it long ago, wouldn't they? After all, isn't being forced to jump through hoops for the enjoyment of bureacrats a British invention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:49 AM

Flamenco Ted can count! Count on your mates Ted...we'll support ya 100%!
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:52 AM

What a creep ! ;-)

Oi Ted, is this one or your alta ego's


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:01 AM

Nay Carpetface! Mike is simply a discerning Gentleman, and you misspelt "alter."
                Spillage, the true path!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Peace
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:07 AM

Post 38, just so's ya know, FT.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 05:58 PM

Flamenco Ted does not exist.


Does anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 05:38 AM

Correct GUEST. Of course I don't exist. My real name is Elsie Tanner and I play the accordian, I don't know the first thing about flamenco either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 05:53 AM

Aha ! The truth at last, I wondered where you had gone to you old slapper, hiding away after being found out procuring little girls for your old man (alledgely)


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:02 AM

Can you procure me one, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: GUEST,Littel ted
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 07:27 AM

Hello is this for teddies??

I can't count eether.

But I been to the whitehouse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 07:14 AM

And If you couldn't make a sentence with all proper words like, you could stay there for Eight years...


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: Gurney
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 05:32 AM

Yes he can, in the old traditional pigmy way.
one, two, three, more than three.

We all ought to adopt this 'system', as it would free up a lot of inchworms from measuring marigolds and let them concentrate on something important, like pigeon bobbing.

Or would that be yan, tan, tether-mether, Oh wow!


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Subject: RE: BS: Flamenco Ted can't count
From: s6k
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 07:48 AM

100


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