BS: Eject Leadfingers now!

Subject: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:19 AM

Oi! This is not fair! Some clone has targeted all my glorious 100th post triumphs and deletes them, whereas "Terry Leadballs" 100th posts are allowed to stay! Why? Is it because he plays a banjo? Is this what is known as ' positive discrimination' due to his banjo playing affliction?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:25 AM

Oh, 100 by the way.

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From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:29 AM

All hail to Leadfingers, conquering hero..

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From: kendall
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:31 AM

Maybe he is one of the inner circle? Whatever that is...

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From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:35 AM

The inner circle? I hear their a bunch of jerks.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM

Maybe he has a silver tongue

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM

Ask Shambles. He knows exactly where all the bodies are buried.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Davetnova
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:41 AM

It is to make up for his lack of sex appeal. You, on the other hand, gorgeous flamenco fingered one, have no need of such artificial boosts to your charisma.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:45 AM

hey, have you MET mr Lf? he is one cute banana.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:46 AM

I think you've cracked it there Davetnova. I guess the clones are ugly too, so all us pretty boys suffer.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:51 AM

Flamenco Ted buy one today

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From: Skipjack K8
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:09 AM

Tezza can rip the ass out of an elephant; I wouldn't screw with his 100s.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:14 AM

An interesting ability, but bordering on bestiality don't you think?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:20 AM

The Inscrutable Mr. Lead beat me out of the 100th post by one, yesterday. I think it has something to do with an inerrant intuition that obfuscates the inherently inept like me. All Hail Lead!

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:22 AM

hEllo. i have sleept with both of them and fishfingers Is a ugly ugly per9son, Flamenco ted is much loveleer and 3fett taller than ugly bagjo perthson

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:26 AM

It's a hat thing.

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM

I didn't think Leadfingers had ejections any more!!!! Something to do with all his strength going into maintaining the beardage.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: artbrooks
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 09:14 AM

...I wasn't sure LF could count to 100...

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From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM

Viva Manitas del Plomo. Sin mentira!
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:20 AM

As I posted that I noticed that the ad link from Google was for Terry Nappies!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM

Who is this anonymous poster with a beard and a hat ?? He MUST be a Leadfingers Fan !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: breezy
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:41 PM

Terry's all Lead.

The best bit on Thursday, was his song for the maidenhead song contest.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:03 PM

... a self ejecting Lead Pencil, Terry?

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From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:21 PM

Banjo players are sexier.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 02:00 AM

but never get any because they are banjo players.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 03:59 AM

I wonder if this will last long enough for Ted and I to fight for the 100th on THIS thread !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 05:10 AM

Leadfingers is quite capable of getting himself ejected from most places !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 05:42 AM

Not many people get barred from the Pub where they are helping to run a Folk Club !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:50 AM

There Can Be Only One - Terry!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 07:18 AM

Shall we follow the precedence set by an unlamented football manager, and call Leadfingers 'El Tel'? This would put both the centenarians on an even footing, with only one consonants difference. Then whichever one doesn't get the 100th post can be given the El Bow.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

Lovely Idea Giok !!!!

El Tel 'Song Stealing the True Path';

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:40 AM

Elect him for wot?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:46 AM

Ejection is different from election, specially if you are Chinese. As Old Mrs kennedy used to say to her oldest son, "Ee Jack you're late"

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM

Ejection is a sexual term, innit?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 11:58 AM

Who shot JR?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

I refuse to let a thread with MY name in the title drop off the bottom of the screen in only three days !!

El Tel -Songstealing the true path !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 12:25 PM

Why didn't you do it as a guest like the rest of us?
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 06:18 AM

We're not going to get anywhere NEAR 100 posts at this rate!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 07:30 AM

I don't know though!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 07:37 AM

Are we nearly there yet??.... Just another 60 posts to go!

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From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:00 AM

You go for it Terry mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:42 AM

Too late El Tel, I got the 100th post on this thread last week.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:19 AM

43

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From: GUEST,catsphiddle
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:23 AM

44

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From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 03:05 PM

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From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:05 PM

46

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From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:38 PM

XLVII

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:33 AM

There are now two threads devoted to this thieving banjo player! I insist that this one be deleted!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:48 AM

Huuummmm, the competition thickens..........................

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:53 AM

L

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From:
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:02 AM

Would you eject Leadfingers on his Birthday???

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: freda underhill
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 07:12 AM

no, neither eject, reject or deflect.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,the commentator
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 09:02 AM

The tension mounts. Pray silence for the players in this game of cat and mouse.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:27 AM

Which contestant is the cat, and which the mouse?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Prince Mablo
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:50 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:06 PM

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From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:09 PM

57

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:16 PM

200!

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From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:21 PM

Well done Ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:50 PM

I prefer rare to well done.
G

60

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:32 PM

Only sixty posts - AND its his birthday today !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:36 PM

LXI

Happy Birthday again, Terry.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 06:28 AM

Well I was sixty three yesterday and this is the sixty third post !!

El Tel - Songthieving the True Path

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 06:41 AM

You have overtaken me!
G.

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From:
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 07:31 AM

65

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From: Cllr
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM

happy birthday terry and look I got the post which matches your age.

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From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 07:40 AM

67

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:15 AM

Who's going to get 69?
G.

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From:
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:16 AM

69!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:27 AM

Ooh er Miss Pettigrew!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:29 AM

Well I couldn't just leave it there all alone......

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:34 AM

Not a thing one can do on ones own right enough!
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 04:43 PM

This is either going to be a walk over for Ted to get the hundredth , or it will fall off the page ! I am away over the weekend and will NOT have access to the cat !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 05:09 PM

74

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 03:58 AM

Yo Lead,
       I got the 7200th on the MOAB thread, so I may be magnanimous and let you have the 100th on this one...... but then again, you play the banjo don't you? Thats it! It's war!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 04:08 AM

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From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:10 AM

After Ted's post I feel inclined to do a twenty four post countdown this morning , just to P him offf !!

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From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

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From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:28 AM

79

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From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:28 AM

80.....

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From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:05 AM

99

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From: GUEST,the commentator
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:20 AM

Pray silence for the players as they approach the baize. It's all or nothing now for the leadfingered one. Can he steal the victory from under the nose of the flamenco flyer?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:29 AM

No chance! I bet he has dropped off to sleep already!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM

Nudges LF in ribs with mic stand (should've unplugged it perhaps) and points out this is no. 82, only 18 to go. Animated, hirsute being, half human/half banjo player/half pissed staggers towards computer massaging typing finger. Any day now the brain will activate.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:26 AM

Well, I'll add a post.

I don't want to see any ejections around here.

What people do in privacy is a whole 'nother story.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,joe offertrolley
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:27 AM

Leadfingers,
                               Leave this thread now, and let TED, oh he of the true path, claim the 100th post on this thread, or I will stamp on those silly banjo things you play.
                        love
                      joe offertrolley

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:28 AM

Thanks for that joe, but I will beat the bugger anyway!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

And here's two questions from a newbie:

Leadfingers,

why are your fingers made of lead? Or is this like a really tall guy having the nickname "Tiny"??? So that means you are really good at playing a banjo [if that's what you play]?

And Flamenco Ted, did you choose that name because you like flamenco music + your first name is Theodore?

I'm just askin..

????

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

Azizi,
      Nearly correct old fruit. I play flamenco guitar and am called Ted. Terry's HEAD is made of lead, that's why he misses so many 100th posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:10 AM

Ted - The reason I miss the 100ths that I do miss is because I DO work
quite regularly , and its difficult to log into The Cat when you are On Stage getting well paid !!
This one I will almost certainly miss ,IF it lasts long enough , as I will be on the High Seas doing a Ferry Cruise between Roscoff and Cork this coming weekend .
And thanks for the interest Azizi !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM

Do you think someone other than Ted or Leadfingers will get the 100th post??

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM

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From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

93

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From: GUEST,nearly there...
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

94

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From: GUEST,nearly....
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

95

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From: GUEST,the race is on!
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:44 AM

The race is on for the 100th post!

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From: GUEST,commentator
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM

They run, they push, they play nasty....who will be the winner?

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From: GUEST,98
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM

98

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From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM

???

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From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM

Got it!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:52 AM

Bugger! Ah Well, at least HE didn't get it!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 11:52 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 12:41 PM

Glad to see its gone - I had a long conversation with my tame 'puter geek and now have a spare hard drive running on this machine ! Thats worth missing the 1ooth post for !! Well done Khatt and commisserations , Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 03:08 PM

Flamenco ted and Leadfingers,

my condolences to you both in no order of preferance

[your names appear in alphabetical order]

And- uhm- Flamenco Ted, in answer to my question posted above you wrote "nearly correct old fruit".

What does that mean? That my question about your name and Leadfingers' name is 'old fruit' because it was asked & answered a long ago?

Or are you saying that I'm old fruit?

Well, I'm not THAT old..

And if I've got to be a fruit, a peach is nice. But not an old rotten peach..

Plum wouldn't be too bad either. Just don't call me watermelon.

;O)


Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:52 AM

Ted get out now while you still can.....................

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

Oh no. Not before he answers my question.

So Ted, what you mean by that old fruit thing?

You think I'm a fruitcake or something?

Or some kinda old rotten fruit? Is that what you think?!

Is THAT what you think?! Hun??? Hun???

I can't hear yah. Cat got your tongue?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:41 AM

Calling someone old Fruit is a term of indearment...like calling someone Old Boy

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM

Now if it were 'old fruitbat' you'd be right to take umbrage.

but if you do, you can clear the mess up yourself!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 09:37 AM

"Calling someone old Fruit is a term of indearment...like calling someone Old Boy"

I'm curious now. In which culture is 'old fruit' a term of endearment?

And calling somebody "boy"-old or young, can get you in a mess of trouble in My neighborhood.

But OK. Since you explained this colloquialism to me, I'm no longer on a set. *

Flamenco Ted, you can come out of hiding now.

:O)


* on a set=angry; not that I really was. But still, old fruit?!
Well, you learn something new everyday.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM

Pip pip old gal

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 10:23 AM

"Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me?"

So now I'm an old gal, eh?"

Well 'old' is a relative term.
I don't think of myself as old. Not that I'm tellin my age.

And what in the world does "Pip pip" mean?

I hope it means something good.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Rear Entry Ted
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 10:24 AM

Azizizizi,
                            You really are a silly old trout aren't you? I suspect you are a Colonial, as your grasp of English colloquialisms appears to be minimal! Either that, or you REALLY ARE a giant strawberry with computer knowledge!
               Flamenco, the true path!
ps: I couldn't increase your education any early than now as I have been in sunny Wakefield all day.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:33 AM

Now I see the light.

This is about the war WE won. Hey, you Brit-get over it!!

And by the way, YOU didn't increase my knowledge about English colloqualisms, some other posters did. I guess they are from old Europe too.

I mean you guys have such quaint sayings..It really is 'neat' to hear them, but it can't beat REGULAR English, yaknowhatImean?

And here's what I have to say about you callin me a 'Giant Strawberry'and 'a silly old trout':

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but names will never hurt me.

Nah! Nah! Nah!

And that's the last thing I'm gonna say of THIS subject!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:37 AM

Azizizizizi,
            You are a one aren't you? England has NEVER been at war with giant strawberries such as your goodself. Indeed, in some parts of East Yorkshire they are now classed as an endagered species, and attract Governmenrt subsidies.
             Blenders, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:42 AM

That ted's a right smoothie.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 12:43 PM

Announcing THREAD DRIFT and a re-post from my "Occupation Thread Starter" thread that Flamenco Ted just invaded to spread his villanous lies:

[sing to some tune or the other}
I'm a Peach! I'm a Peach, I'm a Pennsylvania Peach.
I'm oh so peachy keen!
I'm a Peach! I'm a Peach, I'm a Pennsylvania Peach.
And my favorite color is green.

****

A Peach can't be a Giant Strawberry.

Eject Flamenco Ted for introducing thread drift and
make him listen to rap music all day for punishment!