BS: Obit: Little Hawk (April 1, 2096)

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk (April 1, 2096)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 12:43 PM

AAAACK!!! My God, I didn't even know. Wait...lemme check. Hmm. Look, I am gonna go and have some lunch, and then I will get back on this and get it all straightened out, okay? Just don't panic in the meantime.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk (April 1, 2096)
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 12:37 PM

Thanks for the addition to the title!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: *daylia*
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM

Hey Raptor, you got my attention anyway! Hee hee ...

Let's lighten up a bit, ok folks? THis thread brings to mind Chuck Brodsky's song about road rage. You know the one "...drove up beside him, pulled out my pistol, and blew him away ..." Some folks find it real cute and smart and funny. But I must have a less evolved sense of humour or something, because it leaves me cold no matter how many times I hear it. I still can't imagine myself singing it.

ANd gee, who was the first person I ever heard performing that song? Lemme think ... why, it was Raptor of course!   :-)

Maybe it's a "man" thing to be so nonchalant (read insensitive) about pain and cruelty and grief and death??? Well, if that's the case all I can say is Thank You God and a heartfelt God Help Us All!

;-)   daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: annamill
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:49 AM

Let's see..

The report of Little Hawk's demise has been greatly exaggerated??

Bad Raptor,spank! The "obit" thing sucked.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:43 AM

Agreed

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: Once Famous
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:39 AM

Stupid thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:13 AM

And on April 2 and 3 and 4, when this thread is still around with the same title?

Amos' offering was amusing. But I still think this thread is mis-directed.

Joe, please change the name. "Little Hawk slips this earthly coil" won't fit. But take the "Obit" part out, please.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:07 AM

My first thought too was that it's not funny. I agree that 'Obit' is a headsup. But when I read Amos's post it made me smile- because Little Hawk, of all people, will be the least alarmed person I "know" when the day does come. (Stick around, LH, you got a lot of things still to do.)

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:03 AM

Oh, horsepucky. The idea is a crack-up!!! It is with great sadness that I read of the passing of the one and only Little Hawk, whose endless insights turned many a simple thread into a Meobius Strip of profound tail-chasing.

There is always a silver lining. In this school of life, we all find ourselves moving where we need to be to learn our next lesson. I have it on high authority from the Recently Disincarnate Beings Professional Association that Little Hawk will be spending several months regrouping as a cumulus cloud formation somewhere over Idaho, and will then be reborn as the only daughter of an alcoholic big-rig driver with a fifth grade education, operating out of Muskogee.

I look forward to his return to these hallowed pages in his new identity. I hope he shares with us all he has learned!!

Congratulations on your graduation, Big Guy!! It couldn't have happened to a better man, for reasons which will remain as an exercise for the student to decipher.

Regards,

A

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:57 AM

I hope Shatner delivers the eulogy.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:54 AM

The only one who may crack a smile is LH.

gnu

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:47 AM

The only one who may crack a smile is LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:33 AM

The shock of that thread title doesn't subside into an amused smile. April Fools day only grants a license to tease or confound briefly, not to plunge one into sadness. Please reconsider the name on this thread. Why not follow the lead of another Mudcatter: "Nude photos of Little Hawk discovered." Now that will give people cause for great merriment, I'm sure!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:28 AM

Yip this one ain't too funny.
Sorry but that's how I feel.
Obit is a heavy serious prefix.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:11 AM

Agree - not funny

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,kat
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:06 AM

Sorry, NOT funny! The OBIT prefix should be used sparingly.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 09:52 AM

That doesn't mean that we can't get together and write his eulogy does it ?

Friends, Canadians, and Mudcatters - we are gathered here today to lay to rest ....

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: Charley Noble
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 09:45 AM

Let's not start a whole lot of these frivalous threads. This is a special day to some of us, one that we honor and cherish (happy birthday to someone special!).

Charley Noble

Subject: BS: Obit: Little Hawk
From: Raptor
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 09:30 AM

April Fool's Day!!!

Raptor