Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Scrotum Song (Asylum Street Spankers) From: Jim Dixon Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:47 AM YouTube has videos of three different performances of THE SCROTUM SONG by the Asylum Street Spankers. Each one has a verse or two that is different. This one was made in a radio studio. This one is from a concert in Portland, (Oregon or Maine?). This one is from a concert in New York City. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Cool Beans Date: 05 Apr 05 - 01:18 PM Thanks, all, for the many laughs. Here's a G-rated version of the same tune you can sing to your kids: Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S. Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S. You can strike 'em on wood, You can strike 'em on glass. I knew a guy who could strike 'em on his foot. Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: katlaughing Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:41 AM Good job, Tink!! |
Subject: Lyr Add: ONE HOUR MAMA (Ida Cox) From: Tinker Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:30 AM Ida Cox One Hour Mama blues lyrics I've always heard that haste makes waste So I believe in takin' my time The highest mountain can't be raced It's something you must slowly climb I want a slow and easy man He needn't ever take the lead Cause I work on that long-time plan And I ain't a-lookin' for no speed I'm a one hour mama So no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me Set your alarm clock papa One hour, that's proper Then love me like I like to be I don't want no lame excuses 'Bout my lovin' bein' so good That you couldn't wait no longer Now I hope I'm understood I'm a one hour mama So no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me I can't stand no greenhorn lover Like a rookie goin' to war With a load of big artillery But don't know what it's for He's got to bring me a reference With a great long pedigree And must prove he's got endurance Or he don't mean that to me I don't like no crowin' rooster What just kicks a lick or two Action is the only booster Of just what my man can do I don't want no imitation My requirements ain't no joke Cause I've got pure indignation For a guy what's lost his stroke I'm a one hour mama So no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me Set your alarm clock papa One hour, that's proper Then love me like I like to be I may want love for one hour Then decide to make it two Takes an hour before I get started Maybe three 'fore I'm through I'm a one hour mama So no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Dave the Gnome Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:11 AM Enter, stage left, the butler, Scrotum. (Wrinkled old family retainer...) Cheers DtG |
Subject: Lyr Add: I AIN'T YOUR HEN, MR. FLY ROOSTER From: Tinker Date: 05 Apr 05 - 10:58 AM Okay I found one so I guess I answered my own question. I've got a few more to add to my list of questionable songs... I AIN'T YOUR HEN, MR. FLY ROOSTER Words and music by Andy Razaf As recorded by Martha Copeland, 1928 Cat, keep away from my shack. Cat, don't you ever come back. Never no hug, and never no kiss, Furthermore remember this: I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster, So don't crow in my back yard. Here's one chicken you ain't pickin'. The day you try you'll find it hard. When you hear me cackle, don't you stop and scratch, 'Cause you're countin' chickens that will never hatch. I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster, So don't crow in my back yard. I ain't your hen, mister fly, fly rooster, So don't crow in my back yard. Here's one chicken you ain't pickin'. The day you try you'll find it hard. You and I ain't never gonna come to terms. Find some other chicken; I don't need your worms. I ain't your hen, mister fly, fly rooster, So don't crow in my back yard.
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I ain't your hen, mister fly old rooster, |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Tinker Date: 05 Apr 05 - 10:53 AM NOw I have to get this CD. Are all the "verses" stand on your own songs? There are two in there that I've sung. Hot Nuts and If it don't fit. Lil Johnson does those ( the second recorded as Barrel House Annie) Does anyone recognize the others??? tinker |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peace Date: 05 Apr 05 - 10:24 AM Guy saw a German Shepherd licking its own. He said, "Gee, I wish I could do that." His friend said, "Well, you can, but ya have to pet him first." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Stewie Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:04 AM I read somewhere a parody of an Elizabethan play wherein one of the characters was listed as: 'Scrotum: a wrinkled old retainer'. --Stewie. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: katlaughing Date: 04 Apr 05 - 10:38 PM My dawg says it's so much better if you can lick your own! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Severn Date: 04 Apr 05 - 10:10 PM No, those are BULLOCKS, and my two favorites in that category, Sondra & Anna Mae (a.k.a./ Tina Turner), have no balls at all! Severn |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peace Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:09 PM Here's a pair for you to view . . . . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Severn Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:27 PM We tend to form mental bollocks about this kind of thing. Severn "Be the first one on your bollock......." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Pete_Standing Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:17 PM What a load of bollocks. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Severn Date: 04 Apr 05 - 05:34 PM Kat! That's actually for real! That beats Big Bill Broonzy's "monkey gland" reference in "When I've Been Drinking" and the "Spay Your Pet" song written for Doris Day's charity that The Lynn Morris band includes in their live shows. Balls To Your Partner, Arse Against The Wall..... Hitler, He Only Had One Ball..... Time to bring out all the hits! Severn All Hail Testacles, the Greek God of Fertility!!!(I'm tired of Popsicles, the Greek God of Winter and am ready for Spring!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peace Date: 04 Apr 05 - 10:27 AM Nuts, all of you. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: katlaughing Date: 04 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM LOL...just singlular, Hrothgar? Thanks, Peter. Homeless, thanks for posting the entire lyrics! Severn, how about one about folks who have fake ones implanted in their pets which have been *ahem* neutered? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Hrothgar Date: 04 Apr 05 - 06:56 AM Could have a ball singing this song. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Severn Date: 03 Apr 05 - 05:05 PM How 'bout a scrotum transplant song? "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag (Parts 1&2)-James Brown & His Famous Flames |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Homeless Date: 03 Apr 05 - 02:52 PM You could go to their website, www.asylumstreetspankers.com and get one of the albums it appears on. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peter T. Date: 03 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM (not me, Allan Sherman). yours, Peter T. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE SCROTUM SONG (Asylum Street Spankers) From: Homeless Date: 03 Apr 05 - 01:06 PM I ain't your hen Mr. fly rooster So don't you crow in my back yard Here's one chicken that you ain't pickin' The day you try you'll find it's hard Well you and I ain't never gonna come to terms So find some other chicken I don't want your worm I ain't your hen Mr. fly rooster Don't you crow in my back yard Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin Scrotum, scrotum It's the thing I keep my testes in. Well it's wrinkly and crinkly and covered in hair And I don't know what I would do if it was not there. Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin Nuts, hot nuts. Get 'em from the peanut man. Nuts, hot nuts. Better get 'em while you can. Well they say your nuts are mighty small But it's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all Nuts, hot nuts. Get them from the peanut man. If it don't fit don't force it 'Cause you'll make your mama mad If it don't fit don't force it You'll only get it bad Well it may stretch it may not tear at all But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall If it don't fit don't force it 'Cause you'll make your mama mad Well I've got a pussy cat yes I do Man it sure is fine Pussy, pussy, pussy cat I love you You're my favorite feline Bathing my pussy is so much fun 'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue Pussy gonna jump all around the room And always land on top I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me Set your alarm clock papa, one hour that's proper And love me like I like to be. I may say I want an hour, then it turns into two Takes one to get started maybe three 'fore I'm thru I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa Ain't the kind of man for me Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin Scrotum, scrotum It's the thing I keep my testes in. Well it's wrinkly and crinkly and covered in hair And I don't know what I would do if it was not there. Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: paddymac Date: 03 Apr 05 - 06:06 AM Brucie - thanks for the link. like a walk down memory lane. LMAOAROTF |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: katlaughing Date: 02 Apr 05 - 10:33 PM Brill, as ever, PeterT! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peter T. Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:21 PM Skin is what you feel at home in, and without it furthermore, both your liver and abdomen, would keep falling on the floor (nothing can match it when you scratch it.....) The B side to the single, obviously.... yours, Peter T. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peace Date: 02 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM http://www.immortalia.com/html/categorized-by-song/scrotum.htm |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: GUEST,Hootenanny Date: 02 Apr 05 - 08:54 AM A slight variant on the above is given in "Bawdy Ballads" by Ed Cray. My copy was published by Anthony Blond & Co in London in 1979 but I am pretty certain that it has been re published and is still in print, an excellent book for those not easily offended, highly recommended I guess this is the same Ed Cray that wrote most recent and excellent book on Woody Guthrie. Hoot |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: GUEST,joseacsilva Date: 02 Apr 05 - 07:56 AM Thanks Brucie.I´m sorry if some of you got offended with my request.I play more folk ,country and blues , and sometimes I search for songs with funny and hummorous lyrics.I don´t criticize it, ´cause don´t think I´ll be the one with final word.Maybe I woudn´t have courage to sing it myself, but as someone have said it´s art yet, and we should be more open-minded ´bout that. Joe |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:39 AM There is Good Art, and Bad Art - and then there's just Art! Where are you Art? - haven't seen you in Mudchat for ages! Remember, some people's taste is all in their mouths! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Joe Offer Date: 02 Apr 05 - 02:14 AM It may be bad taste, but it's art. It's a thin line, Martin - a very thin line.... -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peter Kasin Date: 01 Apr 05 - 10:20 PM I don't have the balls to sing it, but it sure hangs well as a song. Chanteyranger |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Peace Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:40 PM Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin Scrotum, scrotum It's the thing I keep my testis in. Well it's wrinkly, crinkly covered in hair And I don't know what I would do if it was not there. Scrotum, scrotum It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:33 PM I bow to your obviously greater experience, Martin! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Sorcha Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:34 PM That wasn't vitriol, that was funny! I laffed, Martin! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: PoppaGator Date: 01 Apr 05 - 05:43 PM The tune is "Jada, Jada," an old trad-jazz standard ~ perhaps better know to some as "Howdja, howdja, howdja like to bite my ass?" The militantly-all-acoustic Asylum Street Spankers are not to be missed, if you ever have a chance to see 'em live. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: radriano Date: 01 Apr 05 - 05:24 PM Martin, You might seriously think of some therapy. You seem very troubled judging from the vitriolic comments from you on a number of threads. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Clinton Hammond Date: 01 Apr 05 - 05:05 PM Is that where your Johns pick you up MG? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: Once Famous Date: 01 Apr 05 - 05:02 PM And I've been accused of bad taste? This place is better than a toilet stall in a Mexican restaurant. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy Date: 01 Apr 05 - 04:58 PM if I rememberr correctly it goes something like this: Scrotum, Scrotum, wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin, Scrotum, Scrotum, the place I Keep my testes in... can't remember the rest, but I'll think about it. I did promt me to come up with: Vulva, vulva, pearly, girly flaps of skin Vulva, vulva, the place I stick my peter in... |
Subject: Lyr Req: 'The Scrotum song' From: GUEST Date: 01 Apr 05 - 04:51 PM Hi my friends. I´m looking for the lyrics for this song(The Scrotum Song) , by "Asylum Street Spankers". A funny one BTW. Does anyone know where to find it? thanks Joe |
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