BS: Pubic information service

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:21 AM

Guest Bill the Collie - that was 97

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:23 AM

What the hell happened there ?? It clearly said 97 when I posted . And I double checked !!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: MBSLynne
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

Timewarp Terry

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Micca
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM

" It's just a jump to the left.....
Then a step to the riiiight...."

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:10 PM

Since I don't have, what it is you are talking about (whatever the hell that is), I can't see any sense 'dick'-ing around in this thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:23 PM

You got the principle of it anyway, RR!! :)

Reminds me of that wily aristocrat who sent telegrams to half the members of Parliament saying "Flee--all is discovered" just to see how many of them left town the next day -- if I remember the story rightly -- I believe it was a significant number.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:38 PM

Great! WYSIWYG and Shambles have appointed themselves Arbiters of Elegance (look it up) in the Chat where I have never seen either one of them.

Now we'll have to change the entire format. Those of you who insist on having intelligent discussions on serious topics are forthwith ordered to keep your comments to "quip" length and all threads resulting from discussions in the Chat are now banned. Will someone add this to the permanent Facts thread?

And to newer members: Get used to it. Part of the expectations here is that you will occasionally be subjected to know-it-all pontificating from those who really don't know it all.

As to NADS - I prefer microwaveable wax that doesn't require fabric strips to rip out the offending hairs. Not for the faint of heart.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:58 PM

Sounds so much better than using a razor with a sharp blade. So what do ya do? Pour the hot wax on yer crotch and then let it dry THEN tear it off thus taking with it the offending hairs? Sounds like a plan. Next time I get crabs I will remember that. However, seems as if the hot wax would kill the crabs and maybe just that should be enough. Right?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 03:16 PM

I am wincing just reading about such an approach.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: jimmyt
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 03:49 PM

Boy! I almost missed this whole fascinating discussion on Protocol in the chatroom! I guess I should not announce the premier of my new line of Spring Thongs! SOmeone may take offense. I will try to keep the chat converstaion on a higher plane then.........perhaps pushup bras? jimmyt one of the proud king's men!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 04:39 PM

JimmyT:

Please contact me at your earliest opportunity regarding the line you mention of pushup Bras. The brotherhood of the Temple of the Golden Globes is looking for good designs to consider for uniforms as they transform their order into a new, dynamic, and feeling organization suitable to the youth and vitality and forward approach of the Curvaceous 21st Century.

We are seeking a well-rounded, balanced design which combines a certain flair and thrust with the necessary modicum of discretion which will allow meditation to occur without excess, a target-center which I feel you have touched on in your past and can provide dexterous and sensitive talent to in the fullness of time.

I look forward to your response.

Brother Tacitus Divine,
Forward-Looking Design Directior
Temple of the Golden Globes

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 06:20 PM

Nads is washable so the fabric is reused. Nads is basically sugar, honey, molasses, every sticky thing you can think of, cooked together into a product with the viscosity of strawberry jam (and it gets thicker as it ages, in the same way as honey crystalizes, but still works great). How is hot wax different?

I couldn't subject a son to circumcision any more than I could subject a daughter to it.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: PoppaGator
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 06:23 PM

The thing about being circumsized (or not) is that you'll never know whrther or not anything would feel any different the other way. Unless, of course, you got circumsized as an adult, which wouldn't feel very good at all, I wouldn't imagine.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:01 PM

Spring Thongs? Are those the ones with the surprise slinky inside? Definitely want to shave if you wear one of those both for aesthetics and not to get hairs caught in the spring - OUCH!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: jimmyt
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:38 PM

Mary, I will have you know the spring is installed to help "mother nature" along just a bit instead of the little blue pill. Puts the "Boing" back in your step. FOrget I even mentioned it. I am sure it is inappropriate and I stand chastised! jimmyt

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,Redwood
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:49 AM

And hows about depilated bottomholes y'all?
Is it worth all that trouble?

Public hair spreads and keeps on spreading.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:08 AM

It's a menace, a public menace. SO ARE CRABS.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Micca
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:34 AM

just to keep it musical, Tune "My Bonny lies over the ocean"

My one skin lies over my two skin
my two skin lies over my three
my three skin lies over my four skin
oh bring back my four skin to me

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Davetnova
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:40 AM

Now hair removal may have it's reasons. Circumcision may have it's reasons. But what possible reason is there for anal bleaching?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:45 AM

Wot the hell is anal beaching? Is this like what whales do?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:48 AM

Here ya go. NO picture included.

Of course, there could have been, and because it would have shown a bleached anus, who'd see it, right? What WILL they think of next?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: MBSLynne
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:10 AM

SRS...no neither would I subject a son to circumcision. Taking off bits that nature intended you to have seems like a bad idea to me anyway.

I've been a long time actually joining this discussion. I've seen and er...experienced....both types (all types??) and don't have a preference either. Don't think it makes any difference to sexual activity. Shaved bits however.....surely once they start to grow back the stubble is bloody scratchy for one's partner?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:55 AM

Other than the religious aspect of circumcision, there was thought at one time that the circumcised penis was 'healthier'; that is, easier to keep clean, etc. It is easier to keep clean, but any guy who cares about his cleanliness will draw back the foreskin when he showers or bathes and wash himself. Conventional wisdom is not always wise.

One aspect of the difference that people have not addressed is the ability of a person with an uncircumcised penis to last longer during coitus--that is, to ejaculate less quickly. That is due to the foreskin covering the glans penis (the cap or head) and thus preventing the degree of friction that a circumcised penis would experience. However, other literature demonstrates that that can be overcome (hehehe) by mental control and the importance of the female's experience to the male involved. IMO, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: MBSLynne
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:26 AM

Well most of the circumcised ones I met were when I was young (and so were they) and in more recent, maturer times they've mostly been uncircumcised, so it's hard to tell if it's true about lasting longer, since experience also has a lot to do with that too....

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:47 AM

That could be expressed by a 'sliding scale', but you'd have to programme in variables like drink which can add or subtract depending on the amount consumed. Can't remember the last time somebody tried to get me drunk in order to seduce me though!
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: MBSLynne
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 10:12 AM

So...what festivals are you going to this year Giok? And what do you drink?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,Hannah
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:35 AM

I guess that if you've a funny-coloured anus when it's clean, you'd want to have it bleached so that any sexual partner doesn't start a conversation about it when you are in the midst of something interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:49 AM

I guess that if you've a funny-coloured anus when it's clean,
you'd want to have it bleached so that any sexual partner doesn't
start a conversation about it when you are in the midst of something
interesting.

I'm not sure whether that remark should simply stand on its own as the most absurd one-liner I've ever had the pleasure to read here at Mudcat, or if I should write a small script to demonstrate the sort of sexual encounter between two partners in an apparently well-lit room, deep in the throes of passion, when one remarks to the other about the color of their asshole. Do you think HBO could do something with it?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:36 PM

Never did like brown eyes myself.
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:42 PM

I thought the Mudcat had covered all imaginable topics, proper or not, but this is, um, new territory for me. I do recall Henry Miller in some book I read in my teens mentioning a sighting under conditions such as those described above, but he didn't start a conversation about it, having both his minds on other things.

Four-year old boy in the bath, playing with his scrotum: "Mommy, are these my brains??"

Mother: "Not yet, dear."



A

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:22 PM

God has a cruel and unusual sense of humour... man was given both brains and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time!

Re: experience - no difference from what I remember..... it's been a very long time since I saw a 'roundhead'....

And Brucie - your second paragraph in your last post ~ bollocks!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:25 PM

Possibly, Liz. However, the info comes from a site I found that addressed the issue. The site seems to have been started and is maintained by uncircumcised men. Just reporting what I read. Didn't mean to offend you--or anyone else for that matter.