BS: Descending Order, Please!

Subject: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 05:53 PM

This is the last post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the first post.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 05:54 PM

This is the last post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the first post.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 05:55 PM

This is the last post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the first post.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 05:55 PM

Thank Gawd. At last. The omega and the alpha. !tihs oN. You are one bright dood.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 05:55 PM

This is the last post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the first post.

OH well, things don't always work out as planned.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:01 PM

tsop tsrif eht ees ,noitamrofni rehtruf roF .tsrif tsop tsal eht & tsal tsop tsrif eht . . . redro gnidnecsed ni nwohs neeb sah daerht siht ,eB tahT srewoP eht htiw tnemegnarra yB .daerht siht ot tsop stal eht si sihT

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:04 PM

This is the first post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the last post.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Envoy from Tralfalmadore
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:18 PM

The first post has yet to be made, and it is being made right now, and it was being made yesterday and the day before and the day before that. It was always being made and it shall always be made. The same goes for the last post.

And Martin Gibson is right now posting a message that says "terrorists or insurgents, either way, they suck. fuck 'em". And Martin Gibson has always posted a message that says "terrorists or insurgents, either way, they suck. fuck 'em". And Martin Gibson will still be posting a message that says "terrorists or insurgents, either way, they suck. fuck 'em" thousands of your years from now.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:19 PM

Do they play "The first post" at births?
Skipy.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:21 PM

Never mind...I just remembered the song, it was "Bad Moon Risin'".

k

(Oh by the way...Carol C, just so we don't have to scroll all that long way down...why don't you remind us what the first post said!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:22 PM

What was that Creedence song they played on "An American Werewolf in London"?

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:34 PM

The first post said...

THIS IS SIDE TWO!

IF YOU WANT SIDE ONE, TURN THE RECORD OVER!!

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:50 PM

Record's only got two grooves.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:03 PM

If you play the flip side of the CD backwards, it says "Paul Is Dead."

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM

this is the 100th post in this thead

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM

99

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:28 PM

Ah! Mind like a record - two tracks that both go round and round and lead to the same of hole in the middle....

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:16 AM

No, PoppaGator, I don't agree with you. I think he has the right to say that on this forum, over the airwaves & even in skywriting if that is what he chooses, because what he said is true...Carol C is an accordion user.

It is the lifestyle she chose, whether it is "pc" or not, whether is is a disgrace or not; she chose this path and she should bear whatever obstacles go with it, even ostracism, if it comes to that!

ken

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:22 AM

brucie,

"Record's only got two grooves. "

Well, not always so. there are Monty Python albums with two groves on one side, and one on the other- for three tracks. There is no reason that one could not have numerous grooves on each side....

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 01:28 AM

This is not the last groove on this thread
















But for those folkies who used to watch Friends:

this is so not the last groove in this thread

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 04:58 AM

The record ain't stuck...the record ain't stuck...the record ain't stuck...
My Gawd, what has become of the Mudcat? It has descended into gibberish. Maybe we should all go off for a while and do some reading and perhaps we'll come back with something to talk about.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:18 AM

My brian hurts...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:34 AM

please tell Brian to stop hurting whatever it is he's hurting.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: freda underhill
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 06:21 AM

khandu - this thread is a big trick, so its


con









descending!

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM

Freda underhill...Tell me your thoughts...

Is this thread "descending" or could we call it...
"con















descending"
or perhaps "khondescending".

Also, is this thread a "big" or "small" trick, or even a "cheap" trick?

Do tell me your thoughts, Freda!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:41 AM

I only use it for medicinal purposes.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM

How to keep an idiot busy:

See next post.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM

How to keep an idiot busy:

See previous post.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 01:19 PM

O
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Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 03:03 PM

!yvoorg era stabmoW

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 03:52 PM

Lower than a Wombat

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:01 PM

No, Mr. Ree, it proves NOTHING!!!


Carol C...I have heard that you partake of mooshpish. Is this realy true?? What on earth would you use it for?

k

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Mr. Ree
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:02 PM

Does this thread not prove that rampant stupidity & inane insanity have overtaken this once glorious Music Forum??

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: freda underhill
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:28 PM

Have you ever read
A poem
That goes upwards?
Or drunk a glass of water til it overflows?
Have you ever dredged
To the very bottom of a garden
And found roots that lead you
Skywards, past your nose?
Have you ever done a handstand
And discovered
your toes, once hidden
saluting to the sun
When you find your endings are ascending
Then you'll know this story has begun.


my sun is rising in a clear and glorious sky
while khandu's sun descends and slowly sinks.
these are my thoughts
as slowly they did bubble up
while Khandu's night ascends, and moonshine winks.

a
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Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Peace
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:30 PM

Burp!

Good poem.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 06:18 PM

Some people call it mooshpish. I call it beer.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 07:33 PM

That's wonderful, khandu! But next time, I would suggest the purple cape. Yellow's just not your color.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 09:30 PM

Well, you ordered this thread to descend, and it is, but to who knows where!




Whom!






Whatever!



And Brucie, you just keep quiet!

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:00 PM

I am all atitter, as are the subjects of my Kingdom! We just had the annual Cats Up! Festival and it was absolutely GRAND!! As usual, none of the cats learned to fly during their freefall and the ended up looking like catsup. True, we were a tad disappointed that not a one of them flew, but we recovered nicely when we saw the pretty red designs they left on the parking lot.

Of course, after the cat show, all awaited with with great expectation for me, The King, to lead the "Don't Step In It" Parade wearing my newly designed Royal Regalia.

All were agasp as I stepped out of the Portapotty, letting them view the
stunning garb for the first time.

My Cherokee Headdress has been tailored in such a way that I can wear it and the Crown together. This alone is an awe-inspiring sight! But let me start with the shoes! Spike-heeled pointies, flaming red in color, with a large rhinestone K on the top of each! The Royal Leopard Leotards were perfect for my sultry leg-lines! Of course, no Kingly Ensemble is complete without a codpiece & boyohboy, did I have a codpiece!! Made of wrought iron with a Fiery Dragonshead located in just the right spot!

My Emerald Green satin T shirt looked great over my Playtex Cross-your-heart! But the item that tied it all together was my Glow-in-the-park Yellow full lenght Royal Cape with a twelve-foot train!!

I was a sight! Yes, chills course up & down my svelte body as I look in the Roayl Mirror! I am all atitter!!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Bill Murray
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 10:20 PM

No. I'm not that Bill Murray.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Bill Murray 2
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 04:24 AM

I am

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 07:56 AM

CC... minds me of a sayin we got up Kent County : "Like drinkin moose piss out of a muddy hoof print." (Nothing to do with Mooshpish nor Alpine... maybe Ten Penny.)

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Francis X. Slattery
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:14 PM

(Not that Francis X. Slattery!)

Does anyone know any good sayings from up Kent County? I sure could use one right now

FXS

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 02:24 PM

Well, now that you mention it, Mr. Shatner, I really don't have any preference. But I think you would get better results if you asked that question in a forum for people who talk like Bugs Bunny.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Bill Shatner
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:13 PM

Many people here are, to qoute my dear Mr. Spock, "Fascinating". I have often checked in to the Mudcat forum to see what novelties you have come up with. I have laughed out loud at some of your outrageous "Shatner" threads. I have been deeply moved by some of your more sincere & heartfelt comments about me.

Perhaps I was most intrigued by a photograph of one of the Mudcat lovely female members, a "Carol C". The photograph showed her & a friend standing by a cardboard cut out of myself. After seeing the photo, I have been unable to get her out of my mind. I fantasize having my picture taken standing beside a cardboard cut-out of her. Perhaps she will accommodate me regarding this.

I have a question that I always ask each lady that has interested me. How she answer determines if my interest in her shall remain.

With that said, let me ask you this, Ms Carol C.

Would you rather to have come from some terrible place or be presently suffering from some small wound?

William (Bill) Shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:17 AM

Careful, Billy-Bob. It's "Mrs." And Mr. could take you in a minute. He's a sailor eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM

Well, BS is a Space Sailer (or atleast a Space Cadet), so they should get on well...

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

This is the last post to this thread. By arrangement with the Powers That Be, this thread has been shown in descending order...the first post last & the last post first. For further information, see the first post.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM

In order for this thread to work properly, it needs a mirror thread. Check with the department of redundancy department.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:58 PM

In order for this thread to work properly, it needs at least 50 posts (or is it 51) in order to be viewed in descending order.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:58 PM

51

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: annamill
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM

"..theres a bathroom on the right."

Love, annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:25 PM

Look, we've already had the100thpost so we've got a good way to go before we begin to dissappear in a.......

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: annamill
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:35 PM

Do you actually count the posts??

I was referring to the CCR song "Bad Moon Rising" from the above post.

"Theres a bathroom on the right". You know, sounds like...

Never mind. I thought someone would get it and since we're all a little out there on this thread, I thought I'd join you guys.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:55 PM

Annamill - memories. My very first thread on Mudcat, as a guest, was this thread.cfm?threadid=47310#705000

OK it was a toilet, but in transatlantic talk bathrooms close enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:22 PM

Oh goody, a thread for sloths!

I love a good Bradypus...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,The Management behind the Management
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:25 PM

This thread is an experiment. If it works as well as we, The Powers That Were, Is, & Shall Ever Be, believe it will, we shall then release the REAL THING!!! The much whispered about, long awaited...



DESCENDING WORLD ORDER!!!



Prepare yourselves in the event that this experimental thread is a success. All things will change!

The Management behind the Management

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: GUEST,The Management behind the Management
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:27 PM

For further information, please refer to the final post to this thread.

TMbtM

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Davetnova
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM

Which ends that? I'm confused.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Stu
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 03:22 PM

This is the first post on this thread.

Subject: Push "Sort descending"...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 06:24 PM

...and voila! This is the first post of the rest of your thread.

Subject: Pull "Descending Sort"
From: GUEST,TMbtM again
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:18 PM

See above (Exhibit 93a) for further explanation.

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:28 PM

LXIII

Subject: RE: BS: Descending Order, Please!
From: khandu
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 11:05 PM

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