BS: Votingf Etc

Subject: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:04 PM

Heloo,
Hoo should people vboting for?

If Tony Bliar wins, he will carry on licking Mr Bush's arse.


If Mr Howard Wins, he will stop all the coloureds and darkies coming to Britain.


If MR Kilroy Silk wins [he wont win!] he will shoot all the gypsies and travellers


If Mr Kennedy wins he will , er, not sure waht he will do, he wont win anyway.





Is any of tyhem going to make jobs for people?

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:11 PM

I'd like a pink knitted one please.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: greg stephens
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM

Kennedy's dad was a fiddler and piper. Vote Lib I say, and support traditional music.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 07:59 AM

I say vote for none of the above.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Leadfingers
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:32 AM

look at the options in your patch and vote for the one that will do least harm , unless you have a particular choice . The people who dont bother to vote , or 'spoil' their ballot paper , are simply letting the activists and extremists ( who will ALWAYS vote) get their man in easier !
An option stating 'None of the Above' on the ballot paper could well be a useful addition !

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Flamenco ted
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM

Vote for The Countryside Alliance or I will be round to shoot your cat!

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Leadfingers
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM

Ted - You can only go out to shoot things when the weather is good !!
As in " Its a nice day , lets go out and kill something!"

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:39 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:54 AM

It's not a presidential election, we don't get to vote for or against those guys.

Unless of course we live and vote in Sedgefield (Blair), Folkestone (Howard) or Ross, Skye & Inverness West (Kennedy).

Actually there an outside chance of Blair getting chucked out as an MP. And Howard would have been out last time to the Lib-Dem, if fewer people anti-Tory votes hadn't been wasted on a no-hoper Labour candidate who trailed in third. That's less likely to happen this time, especially since the Labour candidate used to be an active Tory politician.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Davetnova
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM

Well I'm going to keep my 47 postal votes secret, so there.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 07:52 PM

I think they all are rubbish,
i live in Hull , my choices are=
Mr Prescott [Labour] , fat bloke, likes thumping welsh people.

Miss Johnson [Cons] Scruffy hare woman, not know much about her

MIss ??? {Lib Dem] not sure waht she will do!


Carl Wagner [Legalise Drugs Alliance], he willgive free dope etc to everyone in hull, and probly write a few operas about rings.


Mr ??? [Northern Peace Party] not sure about him, some sort of peaceful hippy, looks a bit weird.


I might vote for the druggy bloke, he lives near me, then again Simone Butterworth [Lib Dem] plays the fiddle, so im un decidededd .

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Tory Boy
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:11 AM

Vote for anybody except for labouring party.
The only way to kick out these people who have wasted every one of their 8 years and have delivered not one of their election promises.
Blair has lied about everything, not just Iraq. Everything.

Michael Howard is the only one who looks statesman-like and who would be a player on the world's stage.He will also tackle the tough issues.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Vote BNP
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:17 AM

Vote BNP. Don't for one minute think any of you lot will though. For some reason this forum has been hijacked mainly by looney lefties who claim folk music is for them only

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:26 AM

Write in Ralph Nadar....

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM

Don't vote conservative, Michael Howard is a johnny come lately nazi who wants to kill all the gypsies.

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM

Remember Surfball

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:25 AM

I'm voting SSP...

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 01:57 PM

I'm Voting Plaid Cymru.


Looks like Labour have already won!
I read the Racing Post today [its a betting newspaper], it states that some bookies are already paying out to punters that backed Labour to win.

You can still bet on Labour to win with Ladrokes, but the odds you will get are 100/1, ie stake £100 to win £1!

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: mandoleer
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM

Vote Your Party. Daft name, and they're only in three constituencies. Can't be worse than the rest. Can they......

Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 11 May 05 - 11:24 AM

Is the "Your Party" the ones that only got 1 vote?