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Subject: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: John M.
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

Hello everyone,

If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only.  Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. 

Below is a traditional bawdy song titled: Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck


                Do you sing this song?  If so when/where did you learn it?


I found versions of this song's chorus dating from 1947-68 in the Indiana University's Folklore Archives miscellaneous bawdy songs vertical file.   I am familiar with John Valby's "Eat Bite" but I would like to communicate with people who learned this EARLIER THAN 1970.

Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
john@mehlberg.com
~
My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
~

EAT, BITE, FUCK, SUCK
(Tune - Not Listed)

Chorus:

Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew
Nibble bosom, hair pie, finger fuck, screw
Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit
Sheep pussy, camel crack, big lion shit
Aw FUCK

Well, I went to a party and what did they do
Took off their socks and they took off their shoes
Took off their shirts and they took off their pants
I had a hunch they weren't gonna dance

Well everybody, everybody's naked there
Ain't no bras nor no underwear
The whole thing didn't seem to bother me a bit
So I jumped on the pile and I grabbed me some tit

My girlfriend's not a big sports fan
But she plays with balls whenever she can
'Cause her favorite sport, you see
Is playing tonsil hockey


[Notes: This song is copied from _The Salt City Slugs Official Songbook_ [Rugby Football Club, PDF, 2004(?)].   Fragments and variants of this songs chorus dating from 1947-68 can be found in Indiana University's Folklore Archives in the misc. bawdy songs vertical file.   John Valby does a version of this song on several of his LPs and CDs.]


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM

No.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: breezy
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 01:41 PM

Joe,To begin with I take offense to this thread title being on view.


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Subject: Folk Songs and Censorship
From: Joe Offer
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:05 PM

Hi, Breezy -

I guess I have to say that this is not a song I'd include in my repertoire, and many of the words are not in my usual vocabulary.

However, bawdy songs have always been part of folk music, and this is a folk music discussion forum. The title and lyrics may be offensive to some, but to remove or euphemize them would be far more offensive to those who wish to engage in the free study of folk music. Euphemized thread titles like Slavery-Era Song, 'Run, ======, Run' are extremely offensive to some of us.

Many of the early song collectors omitted or changed song lyrics they considered offensive. As a result, the original forms of many traditional songs have been lost forever. Now, THAT is offensive.

-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: breezy
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:10 PM

Thanks for your prompt response Joe.

Not for me this though, least not in public.

oops here come the kids


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:11 PM

I demur. Surely all these things are an inherent theme in the best folk tradition? From the Balls of Kerremuir to the Good Ship Venus and Keep on Trucking, the celebration of ribald sexuality has always been with us, one of the great sources of joy and blues in the human condition.

If you are so easily offended by a college f**ing song, why would you not be offended by a song celebrating gunning people down, or celebrating outlawry (Jesse James, Onward Christian Soldiers) or the murder of young women (Pretty Polly, the Banks of the Ohio) just to name a few awful aspects of real life you have to get accustomed to to grow up in the world.

I submit that when you face such things squarely, the best spirit of those who sing of them shines through even while the atrocious aspects become easily faced and understood.

And it is only through understanding that you achieve freedom for yourself from any aspect of the world.

A


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Charley Noble
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:19 PM

It's a new one to me – not the concept but the song.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM

Folk music is about the human condition. Nothing is more a part of that than sexuality in all its forms. I am with Amos on this one, there are many things I consider truly obscene and much worse than this. The worst one could say is that it is a bit gratuitous, but hey, we put up with a certain moron making horrid remarks about decent folks. If we try to censor those personal attacks, some of you get jaundiced about it. This is not nearly as bad.

Mick


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM

From (Google it)

Eat Bite lyrics - John Valby lyrics


Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.

(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.

Awww-shit.

Well, everybody-everybody's ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit.

Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).

Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with balls
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey
    Note: the lyrics in this message appear to have come from this Website:
    http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/john_valby/various/eat_bite-219636-lyric/
    -Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: breezy
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM

I am pleased to be free to express my opinion and dissapproval and note that its the inuendoes that add to the richnes of humour not blatant profanity, thats not humour ,its filth.
Best post f''' for subtlty and to avoid offensiveness.
Still this will keep the thread at the top for a while no doubt.

bye

time for s###


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:33 PM

Ed Cray would be a good person to ask about this. There will be those who come along and know how to get in touch with him if you don't already have his address.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Deckman
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM

A tough call Joe, but I agree with you on this one. Have you ever considered doing this for a living ... being a room monitor, I mean? CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:41 PM

Words tend to lose their meanings after a while. Frankly, I am not offenede by the words so much as by how poorly written the song is. It doesn't really rank any higher than Lulu, and I outgrew that by the age of ten or eleven I think.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:46 PM

Difference between bawdy and trash, maybe.


"The cabin boy, the cabin boy
The dirty little nipper,
Shoved broken glass up the firstmates ass
And circumcised the skipper"

It is clever, well-written and bawdy. I find little of redeeming value in the fuck/suck song. However, it's a piece of folklore and likely should be stored somewhere in case anyone wants it in a hundred years.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 02:50 PM

PS Don't mean to offend anyone--neither John nor Breezy.

Bruce M


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:04 PM

I concur with Bruce that this particular gem is a trashy jade.

Nor do I mean to offend by defending it in principle.

The question we might really want to ask is how we grew so afraid of our parts, pieces and elements? Doesn't it tend to drive us into a kind of fearful schizophrenia to be unwilling to communicate about body parts and their various uses?

Just a thought. I have never been fond of the Victorian/Edwardian terror of limbs.


A


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:13 PM

Actually, that is a bit off, Amos. "The Pearl" was a collection of pornography written in Victoria's time. If I remember, it was done as flyers or broadsides. It is essentially like the stuff that's written today. They knew as much about sex as we do. Hell, it's most a math game anyway. There are so many holes and so many places ya can put things. As the numbers increase so does the complications of the math problem.

Of course, they didn't have the good taste to include goats, but no one's perfect.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: nutty
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM

Can someone please enlighten me as to who John Valby is and how this can to be described as a traditional folksong??

The lyrics seem to me to be far too modern .... more like a Jock Strap Ensemble rugby song.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:17 PM

http://www.johnvalby.com/


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,nutty
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:29 PM

Thanks Brucie but I've already been there and it tells me nothing

.....

What I really wanted to know were his connections with folk music and the sources for the songs that he claims to be Traditional Bawdy songs.

I would suggest that unless such provenance can be provided, then this thread should be closed as it serves no useful purpose on Mudcat.

As someone has already pointed out ....we do have children visiting this site.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: Haruo
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 04:47 PM

Well the original post repeatedly referred to earlier versions (back to 1948, only a year or two later than Greensleeves ;-) ) in some archives at Indiana University (Bloomington?).

The song is not I think a great gem, but it may indeed be traditional in some folkishly meaningful sense.

As far as writing F*@# for Fuck, I don't see the point. It doesn't protect any children that I've ever met. If they're able to read Fuck they're able to decipher F*@#. Personally, I first learned the word reading D H Lawrence, and thought it was an English dialect word for a couple of years before I ran into it in speech here in Seattle. Wasn't till I was a freshman at Yale (with a couple of dorm buddies from Brooklyn) that I got some idea of the true range of nuance the word can afford when pressed. But this song is a lightweight.

Haruo


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM

www.immortalia.com/html/records-and-cds/CDs/john-valby/

John Mehlberg has an excellent site and possibly he could answer your question.

NB John started this thread.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: breezy
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 05:09 PM

no he didnt, did,he?

your kidding?

well I never would have worked that one out by myself.

so glad you notuced it and pointed it out to all of us boneheads.

thanks for that piece of info brucie, your so helpful.

now get the f... outa here you cleverarse.

Sorry if this smacks of some kinda dry sarcasm but I aint had much call to try it lately.

I think I moved on from this kinda stuff awhile back too.

Ova and out


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM

No objections except:

PLEASE!!!!remove the "TRAD"(it is not)

Also - it is a lyric more appropriate - and less offensive to the masses if it is moved over to the already established "Rugby Song Thread."

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:17 PM

Keriste, Nutty, who crapped in yer cornflakes?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:24 PM

it ain't traditional. The lyrics are ***OBVIOUSLY** college/rugby/etc...and from the mid 1900s....probably exaggerated by various groups for the sake of effect.

I feel pretty strongly that the title should be toned down, though I have no objection to bawdy songs as such. This is not clever, interesting or cute...it is just a way to be raunchy in rhythme.


John Mehlberg: You 'could' just put this on your own webesite and link to it from here if you really want someone to discuss versions of it. Opening a thread here with the title like that is kinda tasteless.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM

Well, anything useful I might have to contribute has been contributed. Good luck with the search.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Lanfranc
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:33 PM

There is no wit in vulgarity!

I'm with Breezy on this one.

"Trad." my foot!

What is the purpose of the thread? A Troll in researcher's clothing?

Puerile and sophomoric are two adjectives that spring to mind.

Sorry I rose to the bait, in a way.

Alan


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: John M.
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 07:12 PM

Something does not have to be old for it to be traditional...Is the song "Chastity Belt" a traditional song? How about "Five Constipated Men of the Bible"? These all seem to be modern traditional songs which have been learned and passed on by oral tradition.

Maybe 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' is not sung by *your* folk and the people you know. Ah, but do all groups share identical songs? Some groups specialise in bawdry (e.g., rugby players) but their songs are traditional to the extent that they sing their songs and pass them on to the next generation of rugby players who continue to sing them.

At different times and places one could have been convicted of obscenity for singing one of the songs above. Remember Burl Ives was arrested for singing "The Foggy, Foggy Dew" at which no one today would bat an eyelash.

I find it odd that people who object to this song (and the title) post to this thread and cause the objectional song (and title!) to be listed first in the thread list. If you object to this thread, DO NOT POST as then the thread will disappear.

As I say in my initial post:

Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,albion wankers band
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 07:46 PM

ooooooooohh I'm so turned on by all this dirty talk..
must have a wank in my accordion bellows folds.


mmm.. feels just like ladies labias..



woo hoo toot toot.. yeah

. more....


btw. happy st. georges day..!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Peace
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 07:54 PM

Sounds like yer tryin' to slay the dragon single handedly. He he he.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 08:16 PM

Sooo. You read the title, but still clicked. Then you read: "If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only. Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping."

Then you posted an objection. Okaaaaay then. Don't read this.

For fourty days and fourty nights,
We sailed upon the Atlantic.
We spotted a whore upon the shore,
And the crew became quite frantic.

Here we come, full of rum,
Lookin for women to paddle our bums...
The North Atlantic Squadron!!!

If you wish another verse,
Just because you are perverse,
But want to complain that you remain,
Adverse to the coarse of this refrain.

Fuck you.

Here we come, full of rum,
Lookin for women to paddle our bums...
The North Atlantic Squadron!!!

My apologies to the author, who wrote some fifty verses of this TRAD sailor song of the Royal Canadian Navy.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: MartinRyan
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM

I'm not sure what John meant by "mature audiences" in his original post. I have a suspicion that's the least likely place he'll find an answer!

That said, what matters is that he has asked a question - and nobody seems to be even trying to provide an answer. I suggest this be converted to an edited "Origins:" thread and that all irrelevant "answers" be removed.

Regards


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S
From: Nerd
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 12:46 AM

Ha, good one, brucie. You slay me.

(And I mean that in a clean way.)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 02:21 AM

This is not an offensive thread, as such- hey, we all know the words, and maybe even the acts. However, I was under the impression a year or two ago that we at the Mudcat were concerned as to the possibility of drawing the attentions of various juvenile individuals and others not so young who might come upon us by just putting a certain word in a Search feature, and tacitly or maybe even explicitly agreed that those certain words would not appear in the thread title.

Am I mistaken? The Mudcat has enough problems with juvenile minds without going out of our way to find more. IMO


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 03:32 PM

yeah, Ebbie...that's part of what I was trying to say. We have uncensored songs in the database and in the threads...but why not a title on the thread saying: "Does anyone know this VERY bawdy song?"...so that those who don't like that sort of thing could just pass on by.

(This, from a guy who has sung "Charlotte the Harlot" in public...at a sing where the **TOPIC** was "Sex" and I asked ahead of time if anyone had any reservations.) "Charlotte the Harlot", done well, is witty and clever, as well as

I know another song that is so non-PC that I have only done it once for people, and that at 2:30 in the morning, as an example of non-PC.....and no, I will not post it here.

(as to "don't post, and it will drop off"..pooh! the damage has been done....)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 03:35 PM

Whos was it said, 'if they don't understand it, then no harm done...and if they do, they almost certainly didn't learn it here?'


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 04:49 PM

nice sentiment, Blissfully...but it is a back/white distinction, as if there are only two types of people reading here, with only two viewpoints. What about those who 'know' very well what it means, but just don't like having it 'up front'. It's like TV advertising...how detailed and explicit do YOU want the Viagra ads or condom ads or tampon ads to be?

It's all very well to say that knowlege is a good thing, and kids will hear these words anyway....but isn't there a reasonable place for displaying or using them?

I'm sorry, but when a word that is useful and relevant in one context is used just for gratuitous shock value in another context, I just wonder about motivation.

(I own BOTH volumes of G. Legman's "Rationale of the Dirty Joke", which is a scholarly study of sexual humor, but I don't read them out loud in the grocery store....and while I understand including all forms and variants, there are many of those jokes that are just plain BAD and are not suitable for general dinner table conversation.)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,Mary
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 05:16 PM

Oh well, mudcat is just choosing to be part of society.

Sad .... but true .

I truly enjoyed the times when I could enjoy this discussion forum
without being offended by stupidness .


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Amos
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 05:30 PM

Mary:

So did I, so did I. But I can barely remember them!


A


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: John M.
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:20 PM

Here is the end of the song "Dear Mom Your Son is Dead" as recorded in Korat, RTAFB in 1974.   


    http://immortalia.com/dear-mom-your-son-is-dead.mp3


The chant below seems to be related to the above "Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck" but this also seems to be a college "Rah! Rah!" cheer hightened by the obscene.

Does anyone remember a college cheer like the cheer below?

Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
~
Dear Mom your son is dead
He bought the farm today
He crashed his OV-10
On Ho Chi Minh's highway
He made are rocket pass
And then he busted his ass...

Him! Him! Fuck him!

How did he go?          Straight in!
What was he doing?   Three hundred and fifty one

[whooping]

Cocksucker, motherfucker, eat a bag of shit
Cunt hair, douche bag, bite your mother's tit.
We're the best FACing squadron
All the others suck!
Nail FACs! Nail FACs!
Rah! Rah! Fuck!


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:37 PM

Rubbish


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 06:26 PM

I don't know that I ever heard the cheer, but I don't know that I didn't either. I know that in one Air Force unit I was in in Texas, there was a traditional cry of "reality check" to be answered by all within hearing, "Him, him, fuck him!" It never made any sense to me, but if it came from the chant you posted, it's easy to see how the "Dear Mom" part would have been changed to "reality check."

(If I ever did hear this, it was someplace that had both alcohol and off-duty pilots. I might have had some of the alcohol.)


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 06:44 PM

... ah, but did you have one of the off-duty pilots?


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 07:25 PM

Anybody not predict that? No. Drunken fighter pilots are exactly like they're portayed in films, only they aren't played by Tom Cruise or Val Kilmer. I liked brains, even back then.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:52 PM

I must complement you Mr. Mehlburg

This is one, not already in the Rugby Thread, and also a "trad" long forgotten, however, NOW fervently revieved to an active cognitive ferment with yeast remaining from high-school daze....perhaps, the tiny bubbles will revive a forgotten line.

I like its' beat.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:57 PM

Hey Ebbie...I appreciate the concern about certain word searches leading impressionable minds to this site in search of porn. But I have to laugh when I think of where Mudcat would fall in the 356,923 hits the word "fuck" would generate. Not near the top I'd wager. And if the horny little searcher actually navigated to the shores of this folky kingdom, I can only imagine the disappointment when he gets the first inkling of what really goes on here.;>)


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:27 PM

Don't you just love what cocain does to the brain
Revelations of long lost strains.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 06:27 AM

I had this on tape and lost it where can I get a copy at.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 08:01 AM

Guest-

Are you kidding? Try one of John's links above.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM

At least the spammers are taking their dumps in a more apropo thread (if that's possible).


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM

I think that this type of song should not be pubished like this.

I'm a born again Christian an I find this sort of smut is terrible.
tom
but then I'm a hpyocrite as well


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM

ps

Just like everyone else in the world, because there was only person in the this world who is not a hypocrite and that was Jesus.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM

Oh yea?


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM

IF you have "hypocrites" do you also have "hypercrites?" And just what are they and how do they behave?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM

I'm a crit, yer a crit, we're all crit critters.....


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

Well name some who isn't a hypocrite.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:16 PM

at lest i'm honest about that being a hypocrite, can you do the same.
any what has this to do with the 'song'


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:17 PM

Would people please read the original post in this thread, and stop being so bloody precious. Yes it's bad taste, get over it, you were warned!
G.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM

I'm sorry you feel that way, but as I said I'm a born again Christian. and I just wanted to see what it was all about that's all and then I said what I thought about it.

there is nothing wrong in that is there or is there


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Jul 08 - 11:58 PM

Additional information from John Patrick:
    Joe,

    I would like to add info about the "Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck" rhyme/chant. Could you reopen the thread ?


        http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=80536


    Thanks!

    John Patrick

    ~
    Info to add:

    Monday, April 7, 2008
    Our Version of a Haka...

    During socials, its a custom, to have our own haka, or a yelling match of some sort of chant. Whomever yells the loudest is the winner.**WARNING** this entire song is cussing!!**

    Fuck a damn, shit a damn, fuck a damn damn
    Some motherfucker just stole my man
    I'll fuck the motherfucker better than the other fucker
    So fuck a damn, shit a damn, fuck a damn damn


    *BSU [Ball State University (Indiana)] women's team won this "haka" this year against the IU women's team!*

    -Spence-
    Posted by Rugger15



    Retrieved from http://rugger15.blogspot.com/ on 2008-06-25.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 02 Jul 08 - 05:14 AM

I have posted elsewhere :

'Those who wish to be offended invariably find a reason'.

I am reminded of the "war cry" of the Grammar School Rugby (Union) Team, for which I was picked at age 13 (1957 CE):

"Fuck ! Shit! Bugger, Tit, Cunt, Wank, Fart!".

Little boys being smutty behind the bike sheds.

We grew out of it. Perhaps born-again christians might grow out of being offended by the thread title. As a once-born pagan (devout and practising) I wasn't delighted by the thread title, but my brand of

paganry says "Live, and let live".


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Subject: RE: 'Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch' Chant
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM

This is from page 24 of the 1962 research paper "Folklore of the USMC" by Don Higginbotham.

Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch I am.
Sixty-nine, Christ almighty, boo, rah, shit.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 06:01 PM

This is from the Fiend Song Book 2002:
THE WEASEL SONG
We're a bunch of assholes, scum of the earth,
Filth of creation, we've gone from bad to worse.
Masturbating' sons of bitches,
Know in all the barrooms and whorehouses too,
We're the Wild Weasels,
And we say, "Fuck You!"
Rat shit bat shit, dirty rotten twat,
Sixty-nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Bite, gobble, fuck, suck,
Nibble and chew,
We're the Wild Weasels,
Who the fuck are you?
The "Fiend Songbook 2002" is the songbook & squadron history of the Flying Fiends of the 36th Tactical Fighter Squadron, Osan AB South Korea.

Here is wikipedia on "Wild Weasels":

Wild Weasel is a nickname for an aircraft of the United States Air Force specially equipped with radar seeking missiles used to remove radars and SAM installations of enemy air defence systems. The techniques used with Wild Weasels in the Vietnam and the Yom Kippur War were later integrated into the Suppression of Enemy Air Defenses (SEAD) a plan used by US air forces to establish immediate air control, prior to possible full scale conflict.Initially known by the operational code "IRON HAND" when first authorized on August 12, 1965, the term "Wild Weasel" derives from Project Wild Weasel, the USAF development program for a dedicated SAM-detection and suppression aircraft. Originally named "Project Ferret", denoting a predatory animal that goes into its prey's den to kill it (hence: "to ferret out"), the name was changed to differentiate it from the code-name "Ferret" that had been used during World War II for radar counter-measures bombers.

In brief, the task of a Wild Weasel aircraft is to bait enemy anti-aircraft defenses into targeting it with their radars, whereupon the radar waves are traced back to their source so that the Weasel or its teammates can precisely target it for destruction. A simple analogy is playing the game of "flashlight tag" in the dark; a flashlight is usually the only reliable means of identifying someone in order to "tag" (destroy) them, but the light immediately renders the bearer able to be identified and attacked as well. The result is a hectic game of cat-and-mouse in which the radar "flashlights" are rapidly cycled on and off in an attempt to identify and kill the target before the target is able to home in on the emitted radar "light" and destroy the site.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie
Date: 25 Nov 09 - 12:52 PM

Huh, when I used the word fuck on a thread, I was locked out for a week.

My fault, I said I was weird.

I included Sarah Palin in the same sentence.

We all have fantasies. Just that mine have two legs, not four.
    Could be true - but the reason were locked out was because you attacked another person, not because of your choice of words. Seems you're putting a bit of "spin" on the truth.
    -Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: and e
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 08:11 PM

Learned by Kim B. from Randy H. in 1967:

Cat suck bite fuck
Gobble, nibble, chew
Shitty ass rat fuck
Cunt, blow, screw.

This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: deadfrett
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 01:40 PM

SEX is Sex but WAR is OBSCENE!!


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: The Villan
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM

As I hav emy daughters walking by and looking at my screen, I would like to block such threads from appearing on my thread list.
I know it is possible, but how?

Thanks


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 02:44 AM

cocksucker motherfucker eat a bag of shit shit
cuntrag douchebag suck your mothers tit tit
we're the best fraternity
and all the others suck suck
kappa sigma kappa sigma
rah rah FUCK!!!

Posted on Nov. 1, 2006 here: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=25758287&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=104182346&Mytoken=F11FDE45-3F33-4656-9D0F998EF41AFD469143522

Retreived Feb 15, 2010.


Thread #80536   Message #3040511

Posted By: GUEST

25-Nov-10 - 05:05 PM

Thread Name: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song

Below is an ATΩ (Alpha Tau Omega) fraternity version retrieved from here http://quizlet.com/1439963/tribunal-history-flash-cards/

douchebag, whorehouse, eat a bag of shit
cock sucker, mother fucker, bite your mommas tit
we're the best fraternity and all the others suck
ATO ATO FUCK YOU!!!


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Sean Mc
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:12 PM

Kill this thread now - it has long outworn its welcome & really has nothing to do with tradition.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:17 PM

This came from Salt Lake City, UTAH?? All my LDS acquaintances would certainly leap to deny the possibility that such lyrics could spring from their headquarters citizenry. Whooooaaa....


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:27 PM

"This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241."

Shouldn't have bothered. My dog makes better deposits.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Seayaker
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 06:18 PM

Well said Sean Mc. This thread is to Folk Music what Chubby Brown is to comedy


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:10 PM

A version of this is on youtube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2cb0YtDNU

This is being chanted by the Castleford professional rugby team.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:40 PM

A transcription:

Running to the tryline with a prick in my hands
I'm a big mean fucker of a Castleford man
Shit, fight, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew
I'm a Castleford man who the fucking hell are you?


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: mousethief
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 10:36 PM

Aren't we very clever
Saying naughty words
pee poo potty bum
peepee kaka turds

This stuff has no lyrical value, it's not clever, it's not folk, it's just overgrown adolescents trying to fit as many dirty words into a song as they can. For men who should never have been allowed to graduate from high school because they were still intellectually 13 years old.

Now REAL bawdy songs, songs that are clever, well-written, and interesting -- bring 'em on. I have a couple of nice collections at home. But this is just tripe.


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Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,David E.
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM

Any chance of changing the thread title or maybe covering it with plywood so that only those who want to go in and look around have to see it? (No, I haven't read all the posts so I don't know if this was addressed before...)

David E.
    Thread closed temporarily because it's been a target for a heavy barrage of Spam. If you have something to add to the discussion, contact me and I'll reopen it temporarily for you.
    -Joe Offer, Forum Moderator-


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