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BS: How to use your handle

frogprince 28 Apr 05 - 05:38 PM
Gurney 28 Apr 05 - 04:47 AM
Ebbie 27 Apr 05 - 01:58 PM
gnomad 27 Apr 05 - 12:58 PM
ranger1 27 Apr 05 - 11:00 AM
Peace 27 Apr 05 - 03:25 AM
Blissfully Ignorant 26 Apr 05 - 03:07 PM
Peace 26 Apr 05 - 03:05 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 26 Apr 05 - 02:59 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Apr 05 - 02:58 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 26 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM
Davetnova 26 Apr 05 - 02:27 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 26 Apr 05 - 02:25 PM
Davetnova 26 Apr 05 - 02:20 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 26 Apr 05 - 02:01 PM
Peace 26 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM
jeffp 26 Apr 05 - 01:35 PM
Mr Red 26 Apr 05 - 01:32 PM
GUEST,Nellie Clatt 26 Apr 05 - 07:44 AM
heric 25 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM
Rapparee 25 Apr 05 - 08:44 PM
Louie Roy 25 Apr 05 - 08:44 PM
heric 25 Apr 05 - 07:52 PM
Amos 25 Apr 05 - 07:51 PM
GUEST,Skipy 25 Apr 05 - 07:37 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 05:38 PM

Anyone else out there experienced with hand cranked, air cooled 4
cylinder Wisconsin implement engines, as on combines and balers?
The ones I met up with were something else to restart if they stalled when hot. Did I mention that the fingerprint of my right little finger has been divided with a fairly deep permanent split since I was 17?


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 04:47 AM

Insert into gramophone, turn slowly until screwed into place, wind spring, lower needle onto record, enjoy sounds.

Same era. My father had a starting handle in a car once. It was made in 1938.
My sister still has the gramophone. I think she is waiting until they come back 'in'.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:58 PM

Subtle, Amos. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: gnomad
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:58 PM

You know how socks wear out at the heels? Well that's where bellybutton fluff comes from, and why it is mostly blue.

Last car I had which you could crank was a 2CV, no radiator to go through (being air-cooled) but the method was otherwise the same and the handle did service also for the wheel jack. Surprisingly good in snow, also good for Rommel impersonations through the top, but not during snowstorms.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: ranger1
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:00 AM

The real question here is where does the stuff come from? Is it only the male of the species who has it? Or am I just deficient? Should I ask my doctor why I have no belly button fluff? Do I need a supplement? Now I'm worried...


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 03:25 AM

I mean your bellybutton is in the rinse cycle too long.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:07 PM

Nah, i always handwash bellybutton fluff. I find it's just too delicate for the machine, even at 40 degrees.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:05 PM

Because you leave it in the rinse cycle too long.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:59 PM

Why is bellybutton fluff always blue?


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:58 PM

Either that or his nuts were crushed and [a]salted when he tried to crank the engine clock*-wise. (He thought it said cock-wise.)


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM

Ah, i see. Why, did you eat a jar of peanut butter too?


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:27 PM

precognitive, I can never spell phsycic ( or whatever it is)


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:25 PM

I'm what?


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:20 PM

Fuck me, BI, you're scphipick. Quick, what am I gonna donow..what am i gonna do no....


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:01 PM

Last night i had a dream that i was eating a jar of peanut butter. Then i woke up, and ate a jar of peanut butter.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM

"Place in the slot below your radiator, press firmly home to engage, rotate slowly clockwise until you feel the resistance of the engine, crank clockwise until the engine fires.
Ensure that your thumb is on the same side as your fingers as a "kick back" can break the thumb!
Skipy"

I am afraid to ask. What ARE you talking about. This sounds really kinky.


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: jeffp
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:35 PM

Couldn't be. He's God!


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Mr Red
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:32 PM

How do you know - he might be burning in hell....................


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:44 AM

George doesn't burn any more


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: heric
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM

(I need to give credit to George Burns (for a variation) on that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 08:44 PM

Last night he had the strangest dream
He'd never dreamed before
He put oysters in a slot machine
And they spilled across the floor.


That dream is a terrible awful portent of future calamity. Oh, how I wish for your sake you'd never dreamed that! How terrible! Can I have your bike?


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Louie Roy
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 08:44 PM

That's the way we had to crank a model "T" ford or you can bet your ass you'd have a broken thumb.Been there and done that


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: heric
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 07:52 PM

last night I had a dream that I was putting raw oysters into a slot machine


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Subject: RE: BS: How to use your handle
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 07:51 PM

Not all of you have slots below your radiators, of course. Those of you who do not can still use your handle with the help of someone who does have such a slot. Fortunately both designs are readily available on the market.

A


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Subject: BS: How to use your handle
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 07:37 PM

Place in the slot below your radiator, press firmly home to engage, rotate slowly clockwise until you feel the resistance of the engine, crank clockwise until the engine fires.
Ensure that your thumb is on the same side as your fingers as a "kick back" can break the thumb!
Skipy


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