BS: More favorite movie lines

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Chris Green
Date: 16 May 05 - 02:18 PM

Not really a line from a film, but when Quentin Crisp was asked by US customs if he was a practicing homosexual he replied "No. I am perfect!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: heric
Date: 16 May 05 - 11:09 AM

"I didn't surrender, but my horse did."
-Chief Dan George

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 15 May 05 - 10:59 PM

From "WC Fields and Me"

Fields was being interviewed by the IRS regarding his tax return. He had been claiming a case of gin every month as a business expense. When asked to justify that he replied, "I'm a comedian. When I'm not drunk I'm not funny." The IRS went on to inquire about donations to a 'home for Chilean bastards'. Fields responded, "Yes. I gave to the Peruvian bastards LAST year."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Alba
Date: 15 May 05 - 06:14 PM

Jack to a very drunk Miles who is returning from using the payphone:
" Jack did you drink and dial, tell me you didn't drink and dial man"

From Sideways

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Bainbo
Date: 15 May 05 - 06:07 PM

Oh yeah, Kathleen Turner.
In The Man With Two Brains, she arrives with new husband Steve Martin at a beautiful adobe-style villa, flowers all over the porch, two Mexican servants waiting to greet them.

Kathleen (scornfully): "What are those assholes doing on the porch?'
Steve (laughing): "Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced 'azaleas'.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: robomatic
Date: 15 May 05 - 08:57 AM

Kathleen Turner in Body Heat:

"You're not very bright are you? I like that in a man."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Curator
Date: 15 May 05 - 05:43 AM

(For double meanings)Roger Moore's great one liners in the Bond movies.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: sixtieschick
Date: 15 May 05 - 05:33 AM

"Round up the usual suspects."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 05 - 12:08 PM

"I'll make you sorry your father ever squirted you out."

Dwight Yokum in Sling Blade

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Kaleea
Date: 14 May 05 - 01:15 AM

After Inspector Clouseau causes yet another catastrophe & destroys the big shiny grand piano, the butler says,
"Zat vas a priceless Shhhtienvay!"
Clouseau replies in his all important way, "Nyoet ineemyourre!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: ranger1
Date: 13 May 05 - 08:29 PM

Buzz Lightyear to Woody in Toy Story:
"You are a sad, strange little man."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 May 05 - 07:46 PM

I didn't get angry, I said to myself......this, is the business we are engaged in (the Godfather)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: dwditty
Date: 12 May 05 - 11:11 PM

In Reversal of fortune, Alan Dershowitz (Ron Silver) says to Claus Von Bulow, "You are a very strange man." Von Bulow (Jeremy Irons) gets a very weird expression on his face and says, "You have no idea."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Chris Green
Date: 12 May 05 - 06:42 PM

From Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Peter Cook (as Prime Minister): "Some say that unemployment in Britain is caused by chronic government mismanagement. But we all know The REAL reason for it, don't we? Pixies! Sprites, elfin folk, call them what you will. Creeping into our factories, casting their nasty little spells. I've got one here, as it happens. (holds up empty jar) One of the very worst kind. The invisible ones!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: belter
Date: 12 May 05 - 03:46 PM

Speeking of hgttg - "I'll handle this. I'm brittish, I know how to queue."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: belter
Date: 12 May 05 - 03:45 PM

"Mexico is my beat. I'm walking my beat. I'm walking." Once upon a time in Mexico

from Tank Girl - "What!" & "I keep telling you. I don't want to."

I thought "Don't Panic" was hichicker's guide to the galaxy

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: JedMarum
Date: 12 May 05 - 11:51 AM

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain," says the Wizard of Oz, emphatically, as Toto exposes him.

Such a perfect line for some of our political folks, these days!

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 12 May 05 - 11:15 AM

"Hitler, come on, I'll buy you a glass of lemondade."

-"Max"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 07 May 05 - 05:19 PM

TKAM. Great, great book.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: heric
Date: 07 May 05 - 10:45 AM

(Scout)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: heric
Date: 07 May 05 - 10:41 AM

Oh! This IS my favorite of all time:
Gem: "I said 'hey' Mr. Cunningham."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: heric
Date: 07 May 05 - 10:34 AM

Clint to the bounty hunters: "Dying ain't much of a living."

Clint to the mule abusing bandits: "Now if you apologize to him like I know you're going to. . . "

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: kendall
Date: 07 May 05 - 10:29 AM

I forget the name of the movie...Jack Nicholson was saying to the lady in response to her constant harping about her dead husband:

"If he was so fucking great, why is he so fucking dead"?

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: RangerSteve
Date: 07 May 05 - 10:15 AM

While travelling through Afghanistan, someone lost the corkscrew. WE were forced to live for days on food and water. - W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 05 - 06:05 AM

"I am Spartacus"

from "That Thing you Do"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 05 - 06:05 AM

Okay-the Ghostbuster song wasn't a movie scene.

But it evokes scenes from a funny movie-so it counts as far as I'm concerned.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 05 - 05:59 AM

"Who ya gonna call?"
"Ghostbusters!"
[the first Ghostbuster's Movies-maybe it was just the song from the movie, but I figure it still counts]I use it all the time everytime someone asks that first question.

"Don't Panic! All is well."
[from Animal House-"Don't panic" was mentioned upthread. But IMO, the two sentences have to be said together for the biggest kick].

"Sexual Chocolate!"
[from Coming to America]
Said by Eddie Murphy when he was portraying a host of a church function. He introduced a band of that name and the audience [except the African prince] found them to be less than inspiring...

That was a funny scene..actually they all were.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: alanabit
Date: 07 May 05 - 03:37 AM

James Garner to Walter Brennan in "Support Your Local Sheriff":
"Go and tell Joe Danby that I am going to arrest him for murder in twenty minutes".
"What are you going to do when he kills me?"
"Why, then I'll arrest him for both murders."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 06 May 05 - 12:01 PM

I'm shocked, SHOCKED...

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: beadie
Date: 06 May 05 - 09:48 AM

"Sometimes the magic works, . . . . and sometimes it doesn't"

Chief Dan George on realizing that his decision to die today has not been successful.

From LITTLE BIG MAN .

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 May 05 - 09:21 AM

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell

"The Gladiator" (I have to admit that every time I hear this line, I giggle.)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 May 05 - 08:52 AM

Wewease Woderwick

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 06 May 05 - 05:39 AM

"Release the prisoners". Orc leader insructing his soldiers to discharge a catapult containing the severed heads of his opponents.
(Lord of the Rings).
"That was the highlight of my honeymoon". John Mills describing the sea water glistening on his new brown boots as he took a morning stroll with his best mate while his new bride slept. (The Family Way)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Walrus
Date: 06 May 05 - 04:48 AM

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine in 'The Italian Job' (the real one, not the remake)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST
Date: 05 May 05 - 09:44 PM

"Abby...um...Abby Normal!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Beer
Date: 04 May 05 - 11:09 PM

Thanks Brucie
Beer

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Bill D
Date: 04 May 05 - 10:43 PM

"NO!"

Marcel Marceau,"Silent Movie"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: CStrong
Date: 04 May 05 - 10:21 PM

Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 04 May 05 - 09:01 PM

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:37 PM

Don't Panic!

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:33 PM

Mae West.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Micca
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:26 PM

there is the line from "Repo man"
Gov Spokesperson talking to TV interviewer
" Sometimes people just explode"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Beer
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:18 PM

It that's your knee roll over. If it's not your knee I'll roll over. I beleive it was in a movie with W.C. Fields and, and, and, damn, I can't remember her name.
Also, Never drink water, fish make love in it. W.C. Fields

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 May 05 - 05:03 AM

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, " how do you know he's a king ?
he's not covered in shit "

eric

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Walrus
Date: 03 May 05 - 05:23 PM

SHE: "So, What's it like being dead?"
HE: "You know the chicken at Treski's?"
SHE: "Yes?"
HE: "It's worse!"
SHE: (subdued) "Worse than the chicken at Treski's"

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in "Love and Death"


SHE: "You could say, I'm half Saint, half whore."
HE: "Let's hope I get the half that eats."

As above

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Chip2447
Date: 03 May 05 - 02:10 PM

"I think we need a bigger boat." Jaws

The whole "I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
"Fill yer hands you sonofabitch" scene from True Grit


And then from Braveheart...
Stephen ... "Him? That can't be William Wallace...I am prettier than this man. Allright, father! I'll ask him! If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?"
Hamaish ... "Is your father a ghost, or are you conversing with the almighty?"
Stephen ... "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father! The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject! Just answer the fuckin' question!'"
Hamish ... "Mind your tongue!"
Hamish's Father ... "Insane Irish!"
Stephen ... "Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man."
Wallace ... "That's me friend, Irishmen. And the answer to your question is yes. If you fight for me, ya get to kill the English."
Stephen ... "Excellent! Stephen is my name! I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not ON my island, of course. ... "
Hamish ... "Island? You mean Ireland?"
Stephen ... "Yeah, it's MINE."
Hamish ... "Yer a madman."
Stephen ... (Laughs) "I've come to the right place then."


Chip2447

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 03 May 05 - 10:50 AM

He died in a bizarre gardening accident.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 03 May 05 - 09:28 AM

From Oh Brother Where Art Thou,

Pappy O'Daniel to his son, " thank god your mother died giving birth, if she'd seen ya she'd have died of shame. "

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Bainbo
Date: 03 May 05 - 07:16 AM

Here's a line that's useful for just about any occasion

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST
Date: 03 May 05 - 06:27 AM

So, that's what an invisible barrier looks like. (Three stooges movie)

The scene is a British warship that is disabled and there is a German submarine somewhere about. A seaman drops a spanner, and the Captain says "The next man who makes a noise, I'll have his guts for a necktie." Jack hawkins? THE CRUEL SEA.

"Any man who endangers this mission, I will cause that man to curse his Mother for giving him birth." Trevor Howard, Mutiney on the Bounty.