BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?

Subject: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Once Famous
Date: 11 May 05 - 10:29 PM

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, and I usually stay away from the Shattner nonsense, but when my kid at college sent me this link, I could only of course think of one place to share it.

As always, forgive my blue clicky LD:

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/3995/

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace
Date: 11 May 05 - 10:31 PM

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/3995/

The colours alone say so much. Makes one want to swoon.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 05 - 10:37 PM

I...I...think I'm having a flashback, man.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace
Date: 12 May 05 - 12:53 AM

Too true. It makes one shudder.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 May 05 - 08:12 AM

You can almost here him proclaiming his lines, can't you.

Where is LH anyway? Has he finally seen the light and worked out that worship of blubber with a little animal perched on its head is not really the thing?

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*
Date: 12 May 05 - 08:53 AM

Well you folks may not appreciate this, but Shatner would be so proud! LH is off exploring those rarified realms of reckless rapture these days. In other words, he's been smitten by a certain love-kitten. Purrrrrr.... just warms this ole heart to see it...















... and hey, better him than me!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*
Date: 12 May 05 - 09:46 AM

... cuz their progeny might look like this!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 05 - 09:56 AM

Smitten? Beam him up, quick.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 12 May 05 - 10:05 AM

Very cool.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*
Date: 12 May 05 - 12:43 PM

Well yeah... but I'm glad he decided to boldly go where most have gone before. If he checked in here right now, I think my days would be numbered.

So please, let's keep this just between us, ok?    ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:01 PM

What do you mean you can't get a clear lock on him? Oh... dear...heavens...itmight...betoolate. Can you scan to see if there's any brain activity left, Jim?

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:03 PM

I canna do it, Captain Kirk, I canna do it! She's gonna blow, Captain, she's gonna blow!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:11 PM

Frankly, I think Little Hawk is just a pseudonym Shatner uses.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:12 PM

You have been outed, William.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:14 PM

Oh... that kind of "smitten"! Fill yer boots.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: hesperis
Date: 12 May 05 - 01:50 PM

Awesomeness. It even makes Shatner look like a genius!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*
Date: 12 May 05 - 02:34 PM

But could a genius be smitten???

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 May 05 - 02:45 PM

nah... If Shatner was that bright he'd have given up acting a long tome ago!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: rumanci
Date: 12 May 05 - 02:50 PM

jacqui .... Shatner did give up acting a long time ago !!
Unfortunately it didn't stop him being cast in roles or appearing on screen
*g*

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 May 05 - 06:42 PM

Yep - you've gotta give him his due. How the hell can you make such a good living for so long as a woodentop.

I reckon people just get mesmerised by that poor little animal on his head and that affects their judgement.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 May 05 - 11:19 AM

Ha! Back from a couple of days in the rarified realms...

Daylia, your days ARE numbered. But then, so are everyone's... :-D

(so don't worry about it)

I am indeed thrilled to have seen that lovely Shatner site. Thank you, Martin! You are a great guy and a pal of mine forever.

Thanks to all my devoted friends who have looked in here. I had hoped that the fact that Shatner and I are in some strange way using each other's names as a psuedonym would have remained secret a little longer...but what can you do?

He is the helter, I am the skelter. He is fat, I am thin. He is famous, I am merely notorious. He gets all the girls, I get the odd one here and there. Well...it's not so bad, I guess, cos I don't have the energy for all of them and I'm monogamous by nature anyway.

Okay. Beam me up, Mr Scott. And no excuses this time.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 May 05 - 11:59 AM

By the way, the simply ULtimate exampe of Star Trek related kitsch had to be Leonard Nimoy's music video of..."The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". Simply incredible.

Unfortunately, it is no longer viewable. Check out the sad story here...

Injustice, Censorship, and Tyrrany!!!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Kaleea
Date: 14 May 05 - 02:00 AM

So, LittleHawk, you truly missed the chance of a lifetime last night at a couple o'clocks in the AM, Shat himself, stopped in at the "World News Tonight" studio & sang "The World News Tonight Polka" --live--with the accordian player guy they have on there.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 May 05 - 09:13 AM

AAAARGHHH!!!! And I was asleep! Oh, the humanity!!!

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 May 05 - 09:20 AM

You know, I just went back to the original post by Martin that started this whole thing...looked up the link kindly posted by brucie...and watched the whole thing.

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Lucy.

Man, if you people only knew just how cosmic that really is...

Truly amazing. The Shatman does it again. He must be one of my guardian angels.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 14 May 05 - 11:05 AM

Sends shivers down me spine and out me arse.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 14 May 05 - 12:26 PM

I've seen and heard Shatner sing the World News Now Polka. That was a few years ago. Good to hear he's still at it.

Hey Kaleea... I have a picture of that accordion guy (Barry Mitchell) almost naked reclining in a bed with his accordion (red satin sheets draped appropriately for modesty). He sent it to me as a color jpeg, but I only have it in black and white now. Want me to post it?

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 05 - 04:51 PM

OK. So he sends YOU the nude shots; he's STILL no Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 14 May 05 - 05:01 PM

That was me.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 14 May 05 - 06:48 PM

No, he's no Shatner. But then again, Shatner doesn't play accordion. His one tragic flaw.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 14 May 05 - 06:57 PM

But he SINGS, Carol.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 14 May 05 - 08:05 PM

who is Shattner?

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 05 - 08:06 PM

Shatner's clone.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Kaleea
Date: 15 May 05 - 03:58 AM

Golly, gee willikers, Carol! You've been holding out on us! Naked accordian guy? By all means! But why does he need to drape the sheets if he poses with his accordian?

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 May 05 - 09:02 AM

Shatner SINGS?

Well, I've heard some strange utterances to music that he's made, but I wouldn't call it SINGING. Mind you, the guy must have a stroke of brilliance somewhere because he gets paid for doing that. I suppose that sometimes you can fool some of the people.........

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 05 - 03:23 PM

I think it would have been pretty uncomfortable to pose in that position with the accordion on top.

;-)

Notice the World News Now mug next to the accordion.

Way back in the good old days before Disney bought ABC and completely ruined the World News Now show, people could send e-mails to the various people on the show. I sent Barry Mitchell an e-mail requesting the sheet music to the World News Now Polka, and he sent me an e-mail with two attachments. One was a jpeg of the polka sheet music, and the other was this picture...

Barry Mitchell in most of his glory

The picture got weirdly pixilated when I uploaded it to my website. (All those little squares.) I have no idea what that's all about.

Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 May 05 - 03:44 PM

Shattner is a misspelling of SHATNER! How anyone can misspell the surname of the greatest artist of our age is beyond me...