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Subject: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 11:14 AM

I heard this new product advertised on the radio.

After I stopped laughing, I realized there are a few here who should really consider ordering it.

http://www.thedrops.com/      

Please cut and past or someone help me with a blue clicky, Please and thank you, as the Captain would say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 05 - 11:33 AM

You wouldn't know a liberal if he bit you on the ass, MG.

You have no concept of what the word means, and even when you say "please" your ineptitude shines through like a cowpie in the moonlight.

Maybe if you can outgrow bathroom jokes, your music will improve.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 11:55 AM

What a riot! Amos as usual bent out of shape!

Total success with this thread so far!

Thanks, Amos!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Pied Piper
Date: 27 May 05 - 11:57 AM

A pint of this stuff every morning should sort out the feted odour of arrogant ignorance that plagues you speech Martin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:01 PM

I don't need it, pal.

I posted it for your pleasure. You can't take a joke either because you're so tightly wound and anal retentive.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: robomatic
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:23 PM

MG:
I take it that when you eat out, you always opt for the Poo-Poo Platter?

just tryin' to be funny.
hahaha


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:26 PM

Combustible - Keep away from heat or flame.

No fart-lighting in there, now. No cigarettes down the loo, either.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:28 PM

Robo

I think they call it pu-pu platter. Unless of course it's the men's room where Amos has his lunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 May 05 - 01:19 PM

So Martin Gibson is what passes for Internet trolls on Mudcat these days?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: PoppaGator
Date: 27 May 05 - 01:29 PM

When I saw the thread title, I said to myself, "Must be either Susu's Hubby or my pal Marty."

How can you guys be so brainwashed? I mean, I have my own political opinions, but in my world, there are many different kinds of assholes; I don't blame everything wrong (or stinky) with the world on you dumb neoconservative dittoheads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 02:46 PM

Yeah, Gator but it makes for interesting conversation.

And a few laughs for some.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Greg F.
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:07 PM

The "problem" with "Martin Gibson" is not the fictitious personna or the real assole that's behind it, but with the mindless folks that rise to his bait and post to his threads.

Listen up, people: if you want to be free of this asshole IGNORE HIM AND DON'T RESPOND TO HIS SHIT!!

Simple, really.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: robomatic
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:12 PM

PoppaGator:

I saw the heading and the exact same thought went through my tiny mind.

Greg F:

Welcome to the real world. What you say is true, but what can y'do? People love the MG. Bobert even created a thread in his honor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: PoppaGator
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:19 PM

robomatic:

Question: How did we know ~ immediately ~ that any thread title containing the word "Liberals" would be derogatory, even among this group, where the knee-jerk right-wing-nut population is no more than about 5%?

Answer: Those poor fools are just that predicatble!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:31 PM

Greg f.

I want to hire you as my publicity agent.

All publicity is good publicty, right?


Pgator, just like everything here about Bush! Totally predictable.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:35 PM

It's my fault really. "Martin" as he calls himself here - was never breast fed. It's what the doctors of the time were telling all of us mothers. How was I to know he would turn out this way ?

Now his therapist suggests that he can still reconnect with humanity if we regress to that time in his life and start over. So "Martin" - if you come over Sunday night after I get home from Bingo at the K of C Hall we can get started. And I promise to breast feed you like I should have so many years ago. And we'll keep at it as long as it takes to get you better. And yes - I saw your Father on visiting day and he approves also. He blames himself too. But in a few more years we can all be a family again.

My dear sweet child. I wish you could all see how cute he looked in the photo I took after his First Holy Communion over at St Peters on Madison. That's when the trouble started. I told his father he was spending too much time with the parish priest but he wouldn't listen. It was shortly after that when "Martin" started claming he was Jewish in order to distence himself from what happened in the choir loft every Wednesday night. I wondered why a tone deaf little boy wanted to be in the choir so badly. It turns out he wanted to be in the choir director - Father Dominic.

But sweetie - I'm happy to see you have some outside interests now. I'm so glad you are starting to make friends finally. But really dear - you need to start treating them better. Play nice.

And folks - please try to cut "Martin" some slack. He's not quite right you know. But you've seen that already.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:36 PM

In my case you would need to use a t least 10 drops, eh? In my bothere Don's case....the Whole Flippin' Bottle!!! I kid you not.

A lotta women are gonna be happy about this product, lemme tell ya. I don't know about Liberals, but I know about women, eh?

BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 04:52 PM

Actually, it's mostly women who would probably buy it.

they are the ones who get the most uptight about taking a rancid dump as someone elses house. The bottle would be a must in every purse I would think.

Guest, you're an idiot. Not even close to what my mother is like. You waste your time. And my mother plays Mah Jong , not bingo, like all good old Jewish ladies. So, your diatribe is just stupid. My mother doesn't even know how to use a compter, but yours sure knows how to use a dildo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:00 PM

A few drops of anything won't clean a toilet. Elbow grease is the only thing that really works. Anyone don't know the difference never scrubbed a toilet. Anyone never scrubbed a toilet must think their shit don't stink. It ain't not breast feedin' chil'ren what sets them squirrely. It's scrubbin' the toilet fer 'em. Lib'ral er otherwise.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:07 PM

Now Martin don't be nasty son. It seems like you've been this way about us liberals ever since Bill Clinton rejected your sexual advances at the Democratic fund raiser at our house that night. I'm sorry son - but I was just more his type than you were. It might have been my big bottom that attracted him in the first place. And I'm sorry you caught us like that but the passion we liberals feel just can't be denied.

Hillary will be here next week. Are you two on speaking terms again ? She says there's still a place for you on her campaign committee. Just don't come over too early - we don't want to get caught again do we ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:16 PM

Hilary gave me a blowjob once.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:20 PM

No Martin - that was Janet Reno. Remember ? You had your eyes closed and kept moaning "Bill- Bill" over and over.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:28 PM

No, guest, it wasn't Janet Reno. She's decripit and ugly. It was definately Hilary. I wouldn't like to my mother after all, even though you are a fake as I have already exposed you for.

So, guest trying to insult my family, please just eat shit and die, OK?

thanks


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:36 PM

Now Martin - Don't make me spank you again. Wait - your doctor says you like that too much. Nevermind.

And please Martin - get out your dictionary when you type. Decripit ? I can see we need to play a lot more scrabble.

Or are you drinking again ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:39 PM

No drinking cocksucker guest.

Time for your enema. Your writing style gave you away on your last post, btw. I'm not surprised. Same old shithead no matter what you call yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:46 PM

Martin - I'm deeply ashamed of you. Deeply ashamed. And your Father and I had such high hopes for you. It's a pity you fell short of your potential.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:48 PM

Fine, now fuck off and die. OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: PoppaGator
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:51 PM

This thread has taken a wonderful turn for the worse!

To quote that terribly ubiquitous McDonald's commercial: "I'm lovin' it!"

Reminds me of one of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes: "You know, I was a bottle baby ~ my mother liked me as a friend!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martin Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:52 PM

Such a way to talk to your mother. And after all I've done for you. I sent the check for your penial implant just like you requested. What more do you want ?

Shame on you Martin. Shame on you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Bill D
Date: 27 May 05 - 05:56 PM

LOLOLOLOL....don't be TOO hard on the boy, Mom....we 'liberals' keep him all stirred up, and he needs this hobby, or he'd be damaging those expensive guitars by whacking on the G string too hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins Mother
Date: 27 May 05 - 06:01 PM

Bill and PappaGator - Please be nice to my boy. The only days he gets testy is the day after he's wet the bed. So - is he cranky very often around here ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Bill D
Date: 27 May 05 - 06:20 PM

oh, we worry about him! He seems to have a 'burr under his saddle' about some things,(i.e., anything which is not to his liking, which seems to be 87% of everything!) and gets SO cranky he uses naughty words! Maybe you'd know which little playmates he learned that stuff from?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Recreation Director
Date: 27 May 05 - 06:26 PM

Speaking of toilets, Martin, go into the bathroom and treat yourself to a swirly.

You know what a swirly is, of course. No? Okay. Stick your face in the toilet and pull the handle.

Like a wedgie, this is usually administered by someone else, but since you gather the material you post here by gazing fixedly into your toilet for inspiration, I'm sure you can handle it all by yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Recreation Director
Date: 27 May 05 - 06:28 PM

On second thought, cancel that. I'm sure that water from your toilet eventually winds up in Lake Michigan, and since there is no water purification plant that could possibly handle something as rank as your face, they'd have to be skimming ugly off the lake for months.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: radriano
Date: 27 May 05 - 06:32 PM

Seems like a better fit for Republicans. They generate more crap than anyone. And does it ever stink!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 27 May 05 - 07:33 PM

Martin is a bedwetter ?? That explains a LOT. Sorry about your little problem Martin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 27 May 05 - 09:58 PM

What the hell has this collonial pillock got against Charles Kennedy anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 27 May 05 - 10:50 PM

"Martin"--

What did you say your medical discharge from the military was for?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 01:39 PM

Why Ron? What is it to you? It was under honorable conditions for a physical problem over 30 years ago that affected my breathing. That problem is long gone.

I served my country. You and bobert take a dump on it everyday.

Try the product I reccommned here. It will help with that smelly and embarrassing problem that you have and might actually help you find a decent job and be a good part of American society.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 May 05 - 02:12 PM

Awww, jeez...AW HA HA HA! What would we do without these MG threads now and then? Martin, you have a relationship established with the Mudcat mainstream which is downright symbiotic, if a little perverse. It just brings out "the best" in people. Har! Har!

Well, moving on, I am still searching for a good, realistic Hillary Clinton inflatable doll, and I can't find one. Not even on Ebay! Imagine that. It seems that Hillary pulled some very important strings in high places and had them all removed from the market back around 1999, and now you can't get one for love or money. Their value has become inestimable. I heard about a guy who did have one, but it got a puncture (exploded, actually) and the poor guy committed suicide the next day.

Can anyone help with this? I am desperate. Or is it disparate?

Hmmmm...


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 May 05 - 03:00 PM

By the way, the doll exploded because of a software glitch in the virtual orgasm simulator. Essentially, it got caught in a feedback loop and overloaded, causing catastrophic meltdown. Quite tragic, really, but still...not a bad way to go, I suppose, even for a doll.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 05:40 PM

Little Hawk, you need to find a Hilary doll with no genitalia.

One that is rubenesque, also.

Right out of one of those paintings from the middle age.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 May 05 - 05:49 PM

But...that wouldn't be anatomically correct. At least I don't think so. I cannot absolutely say for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 05:51 PM

You're right. A perfect replica would have one as big as the Holland tunnel.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 30 May 05 - 06:08 PM

Point of information:

Peter Paul Rubens was late sixteenth, early seventeenth century. That's not "middle age" [sic], that's late Renaissance.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 May 05 - 06:09 PM

I really should not have fed you that line, Martin. :-) Poor Hillary. She gets no respect.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 May 05 - 08:02 PM

Amazing how one person can engender such dislike and venomous attacks without anyone ever having met the person. I surmise that it goes back into the disliker's infancy. If you must hate someone, why not hate someone who actually deserves some of it? Paris Hilton, for instance?

(Little Hawk, I'll bet you can find a PH doll... Join the crowd.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 09:43 PM

I would think because Paris Hilton does not have sagging tits.

BTW, ebbie. Goons like Amos and bobert post hateful stuff about the President all of the time with complete obsession. I doubt if they ever met the man, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:16 PM

"Martin"--

Based on what you write here, it sounds like your medical discharge was for something a bit more serious than what you admit.

Are you back on the thorazine (or whatever they have you on) yet?

Obviously, they need to up your dosage.

Sweet dreams.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:27 PM

Does Thorazine cure bedwetting ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:36 PM

No, Ron, but your tits are showing in that dress you are wearing.

Based on what you write here, I would think that there isn't a closet big enough to hold you.

You sure got a thing for meds and thorazine. You sure must know first hand how they work.

Me, I never needed anything like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Bobert
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:37 PM

"...hatefull stuff about the President".... What's to like?????

He's screwed up the economy.... He has wasted a palnet full off good will for the country afetr 9-11.... He has given billions and billioins to campaign contributors.... He's won't pay for "No Child Left Behind".... He has enslaved our military with "Stop loss".... He has lied to American people about why we are in Iraq....

Ahhhh, excuse me, but like I said, "What's to like"????????

And, BTW, I ain't said nuthin' aginst the US of A here.... Might of fact, when it comes to the good ol' US of A, I do more for it than drop a couple canned goods in the basket....

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martin's Mother
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:38 PM

No, that was the problem in the first place. Martin was a bedwetter (still is), and he insists on sleeping with an electric blanket. He repeatedly shocks himself (a couple of times a night), and the result is like repeated electroshock therapy. He's lobotomized most of his brain, and is completely missing anything resembling a social conscience. He can type on a computer keyboard (more or less, as you can see by his spelling), but he has to be hand-fed.

Tragic. We keep him in the tower room and never talk about him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:40 PM

BTW, Ron. There is such a pattern of your insults followed by my retort at this point, it is pretty easy to see what life with a Mudcat boner is like for you.

Keep it up. There's already dozens. I'm having fun responding every time.

The world see what Ron Davies is really like here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,bobert's real mammy
Date: 30 May 05 - 10:57 PM

Lands sakes bobert my chile.

You ought to watch out who you are not showin'respect to. Now you got all of these Mudcatters wonderin' why you are so obsessed with hatin' our commander 'n chief.

I shore would like to smack your wannabee black ass and show ya some respect fer the leaders of this country.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 May 05 - 01:21 AM

"By your works shall you be known" The bush's works say volumes about him and his cronies and his disciples.

Me, I prefer to consult those whose intelligence I respect and examine and analyze and and THINK before I give my allegiance to anyone. The people I respect do the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: dianavan
Date: 31 May 05 - 03:16 AM

Bobert may "hate" Bush but Martin obviously, adores, Bush. When all the other boys were sighing about the girls in Playboy, Martin only had eyes for the Marlboro Man. The Texan cowboy is just a cheap substitute. Bush, the perfect American, man :>)

Oh well, everybody needs someone to look up to. Too bad his own daddy is still doing time for child abuse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: dianavan
Date: 31 May 05 - 03:21 AM

Doesn't matter how Martin responds to the above post, what I'm waiting for is Martin's Mother. She has such a gentle way of dealing with him. I can't wait to hear what she has to say to Martin after he responds to my post.

Way to go, Ma. Keep the faith. Martin's Mudcat face is a face that only a mother could love.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,dianavan's mother
Date: 31 May 05 - 12:24 PM

Damn I gave birth to a complete wench. She never visits me and is the embarrassment of my life. Her husband dumped her because she got very heavy and left her for a younger woman.

Oh, dianavan. If only I had not used those drugs when I was pregnant with you, your life would not be so sorry and my grandchildren so unloving.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Martins mother
Date: 31 May 05 - 12:26 PM

Martin's father passed away two years ago and was a good man.

My son is quite handsome. Your face is theonly one on record to wear a diaper as your mother told me over a mah jong game.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 May 05 - 01:34 PM

LOL! It beats me how anyone can get mad about the stuff on these threads? It's like a tumbleweed, it just keeps rolling along. I wonder when we will hear from MY mother? If we ever do...get ready for a post that just goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and....

(but it will all be very sweet and nice and agreeable...my mother cannot bear offending anyone and will cut her own hands and feet off to avoid doing so)

(so if it's nasty....then it's not from my mother. guaranteed.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,The Original Martin Mother
Date: 31 May 05 - 02:06 PM

I see that at least one or more people have started using my imaginary name for their own reasons. It may suprise some of you to discover that I'm not really Martins Mother. All I've ever tried to do was to point out to Martin that he should try to stay away from profanity { profanity is used by people with either weak ideas or weak vocabularies - or both } and to talk about ideas instead. For that I've seen many of my posts deleated this past weekend. So be it.

From time to time I will be repeating my requests that Martin and others stay on topic and cut down on the profanities. If I get deleated for that I'm sure I'll survive.

But I would still like to hear an explanation as to why these posts were deleated. Other than pointing out Martins bedwetting problems I'm mistified as to why someone felt the need to deleat. Compared to the regular rantings of others here my posts were tame in comparison. And NO profanity was used. It's a shame you can't read them for yyourself and decide.

I've repeatedly asked why and so far I've not received an answer.

But if you see the name Martins Mother or the Original Martins Mother used - it ain't me babe. I won't use those names again.

But I will ask everyone to consider one thing. If YOUR mother was standing over your shoulder and watching you type - would you say the same things ? Use the same words ?

Read this quickly. It wouldn't suprise me if it's deleated soon. If it is we should all ask why.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 May 05 - 03:03 PM

I cannot imagine why anyone would delete it. As you say, let's wait and see.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 31 May 05 - 03:55 PM

Guest, OMM

A big fat juicy fuck off to ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 31 May 05 - 04:15 PM

Exibit "A"

The inmate IS in charge of the asylum.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: jpk
Date: 31 May 05 - 04:45 PM

by martin;you ain't worth it,god bless any way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 31 May 05 - 04:54 PM

But the Mudcat used to be worth it. That big watery sound you hear is Martin flushing it down the toilet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 31 May 05 - 05:18 PM

Guest, sleepless dad

what kind of weirdo are you? You let every little thing here bother you. If you don't like what goes on here, just leave.

You and your pals are the problem here. You genuinely are just a wimp with all of your handwringing.

This forum is for folk music enthusiasts of all political persuasions, not just your type.

I would suggest that you start a topic that people will respond to instead of all your dildo whacking about how just one individual can ruin a forum that should be the way only you want it.

if it's not worth it to you, I would suggest you find a sleepless mom and do something else with your time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: robomatic
Date: 31 May 05 - 05:30 PM

I should'a come in here when the site was down and I had to be guest, then I could'a been someone's bubbie and ranted a bit. I'll come back when I have something real to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 31 May 05 - 05:47 PM

Please do. You at least are not a far left wing basket case, Robo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Not that guest, nor that one, either.
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:46 AM

I am frankly surprised that anyone reaponds to Martin, anymore. He is a well-known quantity, and the only way to stop his nonsense is to flat out ignore anything he posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:52 AM

Well, you just responded to him, didn't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 11:00 AM

sure he did. He's just a total moron trying to surpress someone who knows that he is full of shit.

Thanks, LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Not that guest, nor that one, either.
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 12:25 PM

I could be arguing on my own time...


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 12:31 PM

And I could be getting lunch. Hmm. See ya later, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 01:40 PM

Martin, you are so cute when you puff up your face all red and everything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST,Patron of the Zoo
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 02:31 PM

.....like the south end of a northbound baboon......


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: jpk
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 05:46 PM

no,it is the south end of a northbound gibbon,baboons are smarter than he,btw god bless anyway,martin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 06:04 PM

jpk, go screw yourself with all of that god bless stuff.

What are you some kind of deacon? Your god blesses are as hollow as an empty stomach.

You make me want to wretch.

Hi guest, The last name of gibson has nothing to do with your primate relatives. It is to honor the Gibson guitar co. of Nashville, Tn., formerly of Kalamazoo, Mi.

That northbound babbon you are talking about is heading to Canada to hang out with chongo. You guests with all of your hand wringing sure are funny. Your poor little ol' Mudcat sure anin't the same any more.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Not so much of a liberal junk yard any more I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: jpk
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 06:10 PM

honor the guitar my a.. ,defame it is more like.may god bless you anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:34 PM

You god I believe is probably the great god Calu from thje planet Mongo. The god of Ming.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: jpk
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 06:26 PM

poor martin; you try to tell him to have a good day,and he still gets pissed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:04 PM

"Martin"--

Very good (1 June 6:05 PM)--wretch is certainly the word for you. Too bad you lost your dictionary again.

"It is to honor the guitar"--

"Benjamin" put it best---"You do the two guitars that you hold in so much reverence no good advertisement and you do our people no favors by your filthy and vicious tongue."

That says it all.

Go ahead, call Benjamin "not a good Jew" or "not a Jew"-------o omniscient one-(look it up--we'll educate you yet).

I'm sorry to say that for intelligent people (too bad if that doesn't include you) that is not usually considered a convincing rebuttal.

Or you can attack me with another colorful suggestion for me. Somehow I'll survive.

It's good to know that you've tried out all your suggestions for me many times yourself to make sure they were good.

Hope you get enough sleep tonight so you don't burn the hamburgers tomorrow (for once).


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:04 PM

I'm not pissed! Just laughing my ass off at you.

And don't tell me what kind of day to have!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:18 PM

And thank you from our in resident girlie-man, Ron Davies.

Ron, does it really matter which way your panties are turned?

You survive to be insulted, Ron. It's the best thing you have going for your self-esteem of which it appears you have none because you keep coming back for more.

"Thank you Martin Gibson, I'll have another!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM

"Martin"--

For your own good, go back on your meds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM

"Martin"--

For your own good, go back on your meds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:27 PM

What's the matter, Ron?

Been drinking.

BTW, that was the millionth time you have told me to go back on my meds. I don't take meds.

That should be as obvious as that flap over your pussy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Ron Davies
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:30 PM

Methinks he doth protest too much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:32 PM

Agreed; it should be obvious that Martin isn't taking his meds


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Jun 15 - 06:30 AM

Actually, spam aside, what glee there is in seeing a thread resurrected which reveals just how deluded all those golden-agers are when they lament how badly things have gone down around here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Jun 15 - 06:33 PM

Actually, this thread came from a time when a couple of ginks in particular were here for no reason other than to deliberately disrupt things--"Martin Gibson" and a guy who called himself "ichMael." You couldn't post much of anything without one of them giving you a lot of nastiness.

They finally got themselves blocked and things smoothed out a lot.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Jun 15 - 08:20 PM

I know. And I sort of get the "wit" of the in-crowd therein. But my point stands I think. There was never an unspoken rule that you couldn't come here and be a complete arse, whatever the lamenters of today might say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Musket
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 04:40 AM

Come on Steve, Mudcat was a consensus before "us lot" turned up! All nodding sagely at Akenaton's wisdom and the queue at the door for Keith's history lessons! Standing room only.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 05:44 AM

I notice that the spam post has been removed, making it look like it was I who capriciously resurrected the ancient thread. Not guilty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 11:54 AM

"Come on Steve, Mudcat was a consensus before "us lot" turned up! All nodding sagely at Akenaton's wisdom and the queue at the door for Keith's history lessons! Standing room only"

I do hope that was written with tongue in cheek; it would be hard to misrepresent the majority of long term people here more completely.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: akenaton
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 03:00 PM

You don't represent anyone but yourself froggie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 04:52 PM

"You don't represent anyone but yourself froggie"

That may be true enough; but do you think that

"Mudcat was a consensus before "us lot" turned up! All nodding sagely at Akenaton's wisdom and the queue at the door for Keith's history lessons! Standing room only"

is an accurate assessment? Does anyone else here think so?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 05:18 PM

You really don't get it, do you, frogprince?


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 07:39 PM

I get that if Musket was letting off some sarcastic steam, he's welcome to do so for all of me (and yes, I get that my personal reaction doesn't have a damn thing to do with his right to do so). But, if he was in the least serious with that, my opinion, based on only 11 years of exposure to most of the regulars here, is that that was a wildly inaccurate assessment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 07:57 PM

Well,frogprince, there's many an old timer around here (I'm an eight years and one monther so I guess I don't count) who loves to bemoan the passing of the Mudcat golden age. Like all golden ages, it's a myth. This resurrected thread gives the perfect lie to it. All you have to do is read it. And there are plenty more such threads. I do not speak for Musket but the sentiment, I believe, is that the poor (the Keiths, the Akenatons, the Teribi et al.) have been with us always and always will be. There's yer context.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 04:41 PM

froggie was "taken in" only to the extent of being uncertain as to whether that was in fact an odd, poorly focused attempt at irony, or an odd, poorly focused attempt at expressing something with somewhat serious intent.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 04:45 PM

For the record it's not the Keiths, the Akenatons, the Teribi et al. who have chased many of the old posters away from Mudcat, rather it's the arrogant, self-righteous idealogues and masters of the personal attack.....and we all know who they are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 05:02 PM

I'm sorry, Guest, but it's you calling people Jew-haters and the like, you hypocrite, so quit crying wolf over personal attacks, eh?   And the word you're looking for, and don't understand the meaning of, is spelled ideologue. Hope this helps.


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 05:12 PM

QED


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Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals
From: Musket
Date: 12 Jun 15 - 04:42 PM

Mission accomplished




But the beat goes on


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