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Lyr Req: fish song / Wet Dream (Kip Addotta)

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LilyFestre 15 Jun 05 - 04:19 PM
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Subject: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: LilyFestre
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:19 PM

I don't know the name of this song, but it's kind of silly.

The entire song is a play on words...about a fish going into a bar and getting "tanked." How he found a cute litle fish and approached her just for the "halibut." It goes on and on...anybody ever hear it or know what I'm talking about? I'd love to find the title and lyrics.

Michelle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: LilyFestre
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:19 PM

The cute little fish told him, "Not tonight, I have a haddock...and she wasn't kiddin'...in walked the biggest, ugliest haddock I'd ever seen....you get the idea!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:22 PM

I don't believe this! They are doing fish puns in the chat room right now!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: jeffp
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:25 PM

It's Wet Dream, by Kip Addotta

Lyrics are here.


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Subject: Lyr Add: WET DREAM (Kip Addotta, Biff Manard)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:28 PM

Sure - I stole some of their material several years back.

Wet Dream


by Kip Addotta

It was the 41st of April, being a quadruple leap year.
I was driving through downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating.
I pulled off into a Shell station.
They said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"

While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar" -- a real dive.
But I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins.
I said, "Hi, Gill!" You have to yell. He's hard of herring.
Gill was also down on his luck.
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water.

I bellied up to the sandbar.
He poured me the usual: Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred, with a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako.
I slipped him a fin - on porpoise.
I was feelin' good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.
For the halibut.

Well, the place was crowded.
We were packed in like sardines.
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal.
What sole!
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna, Salmon-Chanted Evening, and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers, probably there to see the bass player.

One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was giving me the eye, so I figured this was my chance for a little fun.
You know, piece of Pisces.
But she said things I just couldn't fathom.
She was too deep. Seemed to be under a lot of pressure.
Boy, could she drink! She drank like a- She drank a lot.

I said, "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium."
I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!"
I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait.
I said, "C'mon, baby, it'll only take a few minnows."
She threw me that same old line: "Not tonight. I've got a haddock."

And she wasn't kidding either, cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike.
He was covered with mussels.
He came over to me. He said, "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here."
What a crab! This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes.
I turned to him. I said, "Abalone! You're just bein' shellfish."

Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did Gill, cause he was already on the phone to the cods.
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch.
I catch him with a left hook. He eels over.
It was a fluke, but there he was, lyin' on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.
I said, "Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon."

Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend.
She came over to me. She said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin."

Well, from then on, we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner. I took her to dance.
I bought her a bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with her.
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams.


Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: LilyFestre
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:29 PM

Holy Fishface you people are FAST and GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the EXACT song!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fish Song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:32 PM

You will also find it over with "Kings of Convenience"

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/k/kingsofconvenience7559/winningabattlelosingthewar1001840.html

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: fish song / Wet Dream (Kip Addotta)
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 06:42 AM

can you play the song


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: fish song / Wet Dream (Kip Addotta)
From: EBarnacle
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 06:15 PM

I know not what school others many follow but I've swum along to it as a talking blues,a bit bouncy, if you follow my stripe.


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