Unofficial song challenge

Subject: Unofficial song challenge
From: GUEST,Roger the Skiffler
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:52 AM

Thinking about a certain spaghetti Western and a running Graeme Garden joke on ISIHAC*, I thought there might be a ballad in :"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia".
I can only offer the refrain to start you off:

His voice made his henchmen tremble with fear
"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia"

RtS
(sits back and waits for the disinterest to flood in)

[Comedy Quixon BBC Radio :I'm sorry, I haven't a clue]

Subject: RE: Unofficial song challenge
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 10:52 AM

Haha, shouldn't that be on the terrible rhymes thread?

Subject: RE: Unofficial song challenge
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 12:18 PM

Don't bring me his toes, don't bring me his bum
Just bring me his head, while he's sucking his thumb

Subject: RE: Unofficial song challenge
From: Micca
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:26 PM

I hear Martin Gibson has gone and good bye
His scurrilous postings my patience did try
I asked Joe Offer to trace him for me
And I know now his real name and his ISP
he was posting vile slander   Said the Boss , with a sneer
So bring me the thread of Alfredo Garcia