Tone Deaf Leopard (note spelling)

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Roy Harper
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 02:05 AM

Page is playing with me at the Rhythm festival next week.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Jeff Beck
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 06:57 AM

That's right James - so the TDL gig is mine. This will be the pinnacle of my career - the silver lining if you like.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: melodeonboy
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 08:47 AM

Ho-ho. Or should that be hi-ho?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 06:33 PM

More like "Ho Ho Saliva Lining!!!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 04:09 AM

Will this be as successful as the co-operation between Jeff Beck and Donovan on "Coo-coo Barabajagel"?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Jeff Beck
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 09:30 AM

Or even Goo Goo Barabajagal!

I'm sure it will surpass that piece of pop trash!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Sliding Down The Bannister At My Auntie's House
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 12:25 PM

These are wonderful people, who run a great club. They plough every penny they collect back into booking great acts nearly every week. I am looking forward to seeing Jeff Beck back at the club. Isn't it good that an international star can give up his valuable time to come and play with Sue & Trev.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Geraldine The Goat
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 05:52 PM

Well, those leopards are great, do they REALLY NEED aged minor celebrity rockers playing with them?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Tone Deaf Leopard
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 05:58 PM

Yes, we do. Trev only has a leopardskin strat copy and those guys have the real deal. They are all welcome to come and audition to join the band. It'll also depend on how GLAM they are, of course!
Of course, they will also have to learn to play along to those exotic leopard drum rhythms! Have you all seen the new D.V.D.
             "TONE DEAF LEOPARD PLAY KNOCKHOLT?"

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Girl Friday without cookie
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 06:14 PM

He's only gone and done it! Look out for Tone Deaf Leopard, Trevor has got his sewing machine out and made himself a caveman outfit.
                  Oo-er!
THAT MAKES 260 - are we going for 500?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Cookie
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:30 AM

I reckon this band will be big soon!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 11:20 AM

Parts of it are big already.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Judge
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 03:33 PM

Do they drink cask conditioned ale or pressurised lager?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 05:59 PM

Given the choice, we prefer cask- conditioned ale. Mine's a pint

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 06:00 PM

Trevor's is half a gallon!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Al K Holick
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 06:03 PM

That's nothing- mine's 6 barrels!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: The Barden of England
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 06:12 PM

Well my six-pack has turned into a firkin!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Beast Of Burton
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:14 AM

I will be down Orpington way this week will they be there on Friday?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: mindblaster
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:51 AM

They're always there, I believe.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 03:42 PM

Hello TDL hope to get down there next week as I will be back on early shift.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Geraldine The Goat
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 04:28 PM

It seems that everyone is goating to bee there. Save me a patch of grass.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,For Dead Antelope
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 04:30 PM

Yes, T.D.L. will be there, so will we. We're just one of their tribute bands.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Kenneth Ingham
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 12:41 PM

What's your favourite TDL song?

For me it's got to be the one about the tractor and the pork chop in cider .. ha! ha!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Boot on t'other foot
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:29 PM

Road Kill Cafe for me.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:48 AM

I think I'd go for "Crankin by hand" which I think is the title of the tractor song, but a case has to be made for "Out of Control": when you see the audience first take in the subject matter the look on their faces is wonderful.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Kenneth Ingham
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:11 AM

"Out Of Control" is that the U2 song?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: donovan
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:27 AM

Hello ...

Where am I?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: bob dylan
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:30 AM

In my shoes mate. You were always just a pale imitation of me.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: bob dylan
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:34 AM

I hear they are doing one of my songs "Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat" I am so proud to be part of the Tone Deaf Leopard experience. Thanx guys, keep the royalties.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:58 AM

No, it was "I'm a Rebel" and I think that was Dion D'mucci.

Surely soon they must leopardise "Leader of the Pack" and "Walkin in the Sand"?

How about "The Price of Love" - I can see that getting rude...

or "The Harvest of Love" (Wurzels, I think)

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Bird Flu
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 02:56 PM

Still waiting for the US tour. I hear that Dylan is thinking of asking them to support him!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Kenneth Ingham
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:57 PM

Oh Bob Dylan - You are my hero. I am humbled to be in your cyber-prsence on this thread. Will you come and play at my folk club? We can only pay you £50. Will that be alright? We don't start til about 9.30pm and we have a sound Engineer!!!

I Love you Bob.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: melodeon king
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:59 PM

... without bladder control!!!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM

Better than an Unsound Engineer (NB this is a very in-joke. If you were at Nottingham University 1969 to about '72 my mobile disco there was called "Un-sound" and if you turned it upside-down it read "Punosun").

Certainly the best sound rig on campus although the fashionistas tended to like Dave Rasche's originally named "Rock'n'Soul" which was odd as he played virtually no Everly Brothers. Other rigs on campus at the time included "Euphoria" which was so reliable they had a soldering iron kept hot under the mixing desk all the time, "Blunt Needle" who used Mainline amps and Fane Crescendo drivers but the sound was never really huge despite the power, and Raf Orlofski's "Honeybunch" which was mainly notable for its logo which derived from Oz (I think from the famous Schoolkids issue) and would be howled at today by the PC as arrant paedophilia.

After selling Un-sound I built "Universal Joint" parts of which re-cycled I still have.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: melodeonboy
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:32 PM

My favourite TDL song's got to be "Born To Drink Mild".

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:21 PM

What's your favourite song? That's interesting. Seems "Every Day Story" aka the tractor song is proving popular with "I'm a Rebel" running a close second. Thanks Bob, we look forward to any royalties. Have you considered performing one of ours? Donovan... the most prolific performer of your classics "Gold Watch Blues" and "The Alamo"... Bob Woollett, has just passed over. Suppose no-one is singing your songs now then... never mind eh. We do have plans to leopardise "Hurdy-Gurdy Man". Wait til you all hear that one! Our latest victim is Alan Price's classic re-jigged as "Don't Stop De Carnivore."

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM

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Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: fair maiden of nottingham
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 12:50 PM

I tried to get Richard A..... to direct the DVD, but he said they are protected species and it was crue. So let them do their own thing.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM

aah thought Alan Price sang "No! Don't f*** the cardinal"

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Auntie Leopard
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:09 PM

I must remonstrate with that Geordie Porgy. I do not really think that my cubs should be having anything to do with someone who uses such utterly suspect language. They are going to wide steps or somewhere at the weekend. I'm told that this Geordie type may be there also. I hope that they will not get corrupted.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Sir Richard A
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:15 PM

Now I realise. You are talking about the famous band TONE DEAF LEOPARD. My brother gave me duff info.I would be flattered and humbled to direct their D.V.D.
Just let me know when they want me and I'll clear mt diary.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 02:17 AM

Sorry Auntie! Aah'm such a gannible! It's me disclexicon what makes uz mess up me worms

Ye knaah aah wadn't upset yasel' and the cubs intenshinally

Loadsalove
Porny Gorny

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:05 AM

Good to see them again last night at the tudor barn.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Kenneth Ingham
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 11:59 AM

Were they not good last night at the barn?
They are slowly but surely becoming the hottest musical property in the South East!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: donovan
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:01 PM

It would be great if they covered one of my songs. It would be one in the eye for Zimmo.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: bob dylan
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

On your tricycle Donno. I am the best. Tone Deaf Leopard only cover quality stuff!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Jeff Beck
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:03 PM

I'm with Donno!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: donovan
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:04 PM

Thanks Jeff!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: bob dylan
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:05 PM

OK Jeff he's not that bad.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:05 PM

300 Hooray!!!!