Tone Deaf Leopard (note spelling)

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM

Blimey!

Where did that lot come from? I thought I was the only mug awake at 02:25 GMT.

I haven't been able to get to Orpington for a while now due to working nights.

I miss you all!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: melodeon king
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:20 PM

Hello Kenneth!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Kenneth Ingham
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:19 PM

Hello I was just passing and thought I'd pop in - good idea cockney!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: cockney
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:17 PM

I started this thread back in June when I didn't know much about the great ones. I spelt their name wron it should have been Tone Deaf Leopard. I suggest that when this thread gets to 400 we start a new one with the correct spelling.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Sliding Down The Bannister At My Auntie's House
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:15 PM

They must surely go down in history amongst the folk rock greats such as Fairport Convention, The Byrds, Incredible String Band etc.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: donovan
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:11 PM

I must admit they are great, really great!!!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: cockney
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:09 PM

Good idea woodsie.

I first saw TDL early this year. I am now a fan for life.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 09:08 PM

Well, let's try and speed things up then!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 06:53 PM

Refresh... it's taking a while to crawl to 400. Four leopards(a leep apparently) played at fab club on Sunday.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 10:26 AM

The link in my previous posting should now take you to the T.D.L. homepage, which has details of the Clancy's sessionunderneath the Lower Stoat one. You can also read about it on the Sue's Scribbles page of the O.F.F. site.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Dipsodeb
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 06:04 PM

Yes I agree, Clancy's was a good night allround. Can't wait till the 9th of dec for the next one.. Thanks Leps.

~Debs~

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 05:00 PM

What a superb performance at Clancy's last night!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 03:18 PM

Apologies if you have tried to read my updates. The webhost is updating the service at present, so I can't update any info etc.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 09:40 PM

Went out with Folkmob to a pub in Charlton last night(Saturday). Looks like being a regular thing. The management asked T.D.L. along to their comedy night.
Session Details

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 09:13 PM

The websites have both been updated today. See what we've been up to.

Click on auntie leopard's Page

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 09:33 PM

Latest Leopard news.... another one of our songs is going to get sung by someone else. The Fab Club's Cheeky Gulls aka Claudine and Margaret want to add "The Floor Singer" to their repertoirre. Anyone coming to Friday Folk will be able to purchase a one-off Ron Trueman- Border CD of 6 previously unrecorded and never to be recorded again tracks... for a fiver. They'll only be available on the night so anyone wanting one had better order one now.
RTB Children in need songs

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 10:00 PM

Just updated websites after doing charity gig at Gillingham.Trafalgar Day Fundraiser

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 07:45 PM

Cheers Ted. Funny you should say that. They keep pestering us to do a gig, but we can't be arsed. We did create a fantasy yesterday. Scanned a photo of the Broadstairs marquee into powerpoint, and drew a poster on it. Show you later.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,Ted
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 04:35 AM

The Leopard tour continues - a leopardskin bandana tied to the railings on Waterloo Bridge this morning. You weren't playing the Festival Hall, were you?

Ted

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 04:43 PM

As just posted on your thread, have put a link in from, OFF,maybe TDL.

link for Upper Stoat Details

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 07:10 PM

Most kind but give us an F***in link 'cos I can't find it and I've spent the last 20 minutes up to here in leopard wee and tarbet.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 04:45 PM

On updated website are details of impending pub session at Upper Stoat. Check it out

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 06:56 PM

Check out the updated website!updated website

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 06:52 PM

So is the aforementioned fee ok then?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 11:41 AM

Aah Knaah what ye mean GF!

When aah mooved sooth te Portsmooth with me Mam in '65 aah had te learn te speak English and aah dee aallreet now but aah nivvor got the hang o' writin' English

Funny owld world izznit?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 08:12 PM

Ok.... the gig's yours for a mucky fiver and a cheese roll then.(It's a damn good job we took a course in rweading Geordie when at Broadstairs!!!!!)If you're good.... we might raise it to a British Rail sandwich, curled up at the edges.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 06:04 PM

Haddaway Hinny!1 Aah'm aalways cheap!

Neebody'll pay uz a decent fee so aah'll tek wharrevva aah can get

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 12:22 AM

Back again, ha ha!!!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM

Where's the blue clicky to the Chubbendales site then? I must gerraa look at it. If you was at Rochester today you'd ha' noticed that TDL weren't there today. See Good Intent thread as i canna be arsed to explain again. You know you're welcome to come to my club any time, as long as you're still cheap. The average audience is aboot twelve, and that usually includes the residents and floor singers!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 11:09 AM

Hey!! ye cheeky burger!

Aah'll hev ye knaah that Juan P-B has lost two stone in weight and (although he's still a bit wider than Fredo) dizzent tek up nearly so much room as he use ter!

He's ganna be comin' up your club te show yez the new look - He might even be up at Rochester the morrer so ye'd berra look oot!!

That's aall for noo
G-P

PS He's still performin' with his troupe of male strippers, 'The Chubbendales', mind! Ye think TDL is a sight fo' sore eyes? Yez should see them buggaz!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:06 PM

You're the lawyer .

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 03:59 AM

Is that what they call a criminal record?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:00 PM

You can have the T.D.L. experience this coming Sunday October 1st at Good Intent Rochester. So far we've not made any records.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 07:19 PM

LEGEND HAS IT THAT IF YOU PLAY ANY ONE OF THEIR RECORDS BACKWORDS YOU WILL HEAR THE WORDS,    WE ARE A CRAP ROCK BAND

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 06:57 PM

Well - he can dream on - no virgins or yoghurt at my folk club! The last virgin was hunted out of Orpington years ago. The Nativity plays are in trouble - it's virtually impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin.It might be easier to just find a rope drum.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 03:11 AM

Just remember not to show him a rope drum while he is dreaming about virgins and warm yoghourt!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 01:19 AM

AaaGh!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 08:59 PM

The Wurrys were sn esoteric folk group from Wiltshire who specialised in playing on pitchforks and accordions. Usually we can only cope with one Phatt B'stard at a time, due to the size of the clubroom. No room for the audience otherwise. Usually this is Freddo as he is fairly house-trained and comes under the alias of Geoff Higgybottie.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 07:07 PM

No Worries!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 01:53 PM

One of the worries is whether to book The Phatt-B'Stards as a duo or singly - They're nowt but trouble either way

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:01 AM

Who or what are the worries?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 04:26 PM

351- No baby-stting then? (see Knockers thread.) Rumours of a Lidl solo career also unfounded. Sue Leopard says "He was only a struggling floor- singer before he met me. Now he has half my folk club and all the worries that go with it."

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: woodsie
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 07:56 AM

I'm also relieved. Sorry couldn't make it to FF but I had to be up at 4am this morning and was knackered yesterday after 1st day back at work.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: GUEST,The Barden of England sans cookie
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 07:55 AM

'A Lidl of what you fancy does you good' - so I hear

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: breezy
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 07:53 AM

Was I relieved to hear the news from the cat herself, I was starting to worry, and theres me thinking nothing last forevevr .

Clawing onwards and upwards, thats the TDL

Anthony John Clarke in St Albans at Windward tomorrow

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 04:32 AM

No mention of the Lidl solo career I note.....

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Girl Friday
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:01 PM

On behalf of Messrs Lidl and Turkey I have the following statement to make. Rumours of a split in Trevor's pants are totally untrue. Ms. Turkey's solo career is something not yet dreamed of.As to the Leopards' manager..... You're fired Bruce. Woodsie gets the job as of tomorrow... no transfer fee and we don't get anything like £55,000 a week, so don't start doing an Ashley Cole. Any more of this tabloid piffle and I shall be consulting our solicitor in Lower Stoat. Woodsie.... you're sacked.....you should know where we are going to be in the next six months. Incidentally where were YOU tonight. We'd brought you a present too! Is the Barden interested? Bearing in mind that he'd need to know, not just where we are but where he and Jan are (Lanzarotte?). As far as I know it's the Canaries. They are small birds that only make a snackette for a leopard.

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: The Barden of England
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 03:00 AM

Ooh yes Richard - but not too many!!!

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 06:10 PM

Hello JOohn - drink taken?

Subject: RE: Tone Def Leppard
From: The Barden of England
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 02:44 PM

Excuse me, but that will only be allowed to happen after I've scattered the seed and watch my lawn grow Vo Mit!!

I've still got some hair, though not vey much it's true, and I've taken up Vatican painting (or is that V.A.T. again and fainting).

Although Manager and long time associate Brian Bruce was reported as having said "This is a sad day for British music - on par with the Beatles split in 1970", his actual words were:-
"This is a sad day for us British - my par is shit and worse than it was in 1970".

My only comment mus be STOP READING THE SUN!!!