Lyr Add: Monty Python Songs
Lyr/Chords Req: Galaxy Song (from Monty Python) (37)
Lyr Req: The Meaning of Life (Monty Python) (2)
Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: BOLD SIR ROBIN (from Monty Python)|
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 05:14 AM
Subject: Lyr Add: THE PENIS SONG (from Monty Python)|
From: GUEST,Steve Bad
Date: 17 Jun 11 - 10:00 PM
THE PENIS SONG
( From Monty Python)
Isn't it really great to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully fun to have a dong..
It is swell to sport a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the puniest little pecker, to the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy, or John Thomas.
"HOORAY!" for your one-eyed trouser snake...
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Johnson or your cock...
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll put you in the dock....
And you won't come back.
-Joe Offer, Moderator-