BS: Joking Chatbots

Subject: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:27 PM

Ha! Two threads in one day.


I was searching in Google for some lyrics and stumbled upon this site...

AI Research - Creating a new form of life


...and on this page, found this joke...

A> A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants.

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A> The bartender says, "Hey, why do you have a steering wheel attached to your pants?"

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A> The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!".


I find this website and the work these people are doing to be quite fascinating. But I also really love that joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: GUEST,Cap'n Kidd
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:02 PM

Why be it a pirate tho'? Jus' so thee can say "Yarr"?

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM

No, so he can say "me nuts".

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:57 PM

Isn't it the parrot's job to take care of the nuts and crackers?

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 12:52 AM

Yes Foolesie, because all the pirates round our way speak proper english. Innit?

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 05:03 AM

Pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, barman says, what can I get you ? parrot says, you can get this thing off me foot for a start.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Joking Chatbots
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 04:42 AM

I'm onto you Cap'n Kidd - I read all the Russel Thorndyke books and know that you are now masquerading are the Vicar of Dymchurch under the Wall. Let me join your gang of late night smugglers or I'll tell the Excise where you are...

BTW (Computer nerd pirate joke warning) What goes 'Pieces of seven ,pieces of seven'?


Parroty failure.

:D