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From: gnu
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:38 PM

Yo... wasted... sober the fuck UP!!! You are supposed to be in charge. How's about some commentary eh, ya hoser?

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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM

WAsTed, is it a spider attacking a fly or a bug of some sort.

The other is a bird pulling a worm from the ground.

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From: darkriver
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 02:11 AM

Cluin,

your suggestions are better than any right answers could possibly be!
"Messalina, lying on her back, legs open, several "customers" lined up, some ready for her, some not yet" -- I can't stop snickering.

Thanks.

Doug

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From: Wesley S
Date: 30 Aug 05 - 04:28 PM

A heart attack ?

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From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 30 Aug 05 - 11:54 AM

Is it the Fat Lady singing?

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From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM

Suicide by firearm in mouth. (Me? Fine. Why do you ask?)

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From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 04:38 AM

Little Miss Muffet

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From: GUEST,Elmer Fudd
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:43 PM

Semaphore code fwagger on the airport wunway?

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From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:19 PM

itt's DOrkus the DOnBoy out paddlin the sWamps   ha ha ah aha *hic*   Probly still lookin to pettawAwa! ha ha haha   LOSER!!

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From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:10 PM

LH MMFFTT (censored).

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:53 PM

Wynona "Sticky Fingers" Ryder, out the mall door and making a break for it with her acquisitions.

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM

A pubic louse, looking for his house and family after the bikini waxing.

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:44 PM

Edward Scissorhands, walking away from another hedge-clipping.

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From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 10:29 AM

I hope Bobert satyed home... he would be driving straight into a Cat 5 hurricane.

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From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 10:05 AM

oooooo ansty nasty

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From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:45 AM

It's a skeeter what has just bit ya right betwixt the lookers.

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From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:42 AM

Clo *hic* se!

but close only ccounts in *hic* horseshoes an *hic* handgrenades

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From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:36 AM

A seagull pooping on a centipede? Or on a headless well endowed lady?

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From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:33 AM

ha ahahha *hic* hoooonnnnnnk cluin RULES!! *hic* now how bout THIS ya honkers....

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From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:26 AM

My apologies for not being on the job sooner, but I only found out a few moments ago that I was given the honour of hosting this thread during Bobert's abscence. Cluin's post of 1:22AM is a winner. It is a sand crab on the beach, with waves to the right.

Well, my work here is done. Anyone else care to attempt to approximate the imagination and artistry of Bobert by starting a new one? Fill yer boots.

g

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From: MudGuard
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 04:39 AM

It is a steganosaurus. Or a crocodile.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:32 AM

Bobert, do you sghibne hgei nhe ahim b gem hgihgjlw.?

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:12 AM

And WAsTed's is not bats. It's geese. Bats don't fly in formation.

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:08 AM

Messalina, lying on her back, legs open, several "customers" lined up, some ready for her, some not yet

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:04 AM

A pizza delivery boy being chased along the sidewalk by a bunch of snakes hiding behind trees

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From: Cluin
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:22 AM

A crab on the beach, thrown up by the waves.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 10:43 PM

Yes, but Shatner is much more fun... ;-)

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From: Bobert
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM

I has officially turned the "What's It?" over to gnu whilst I is paddlin' my way down to MIssissippi to do a little recordin' so until I get back, no more Mister Nice Guy... New Sheriif in town...

Bobert

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From: Bobert
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 10:23 PM

Wrong x 2....

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From: bobad
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 10:08 PM

Bobert recording in Mississippi.

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From: frogprince
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 09:50 PM

WAsTed's is a flock of bats; Bobert's, good grief, who knows?
A Roman galley stranded in the Red Sea after Moses parted the waters?

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From: Bobert
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 09:48 PM

Purdy cool, WAsTed, but wrong.....

Guess again....

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From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM

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From: Bobert
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 09:03 PM

The Devil makes me do it, LH... Sho nuff does... Jus' grabs me 'round my neck an' tells me that if I don't do it he gfoona repossess them guitar skills I got by makin' that little deal wid him...

You oughtta know... He tolt me all about that little Shatnet thing they you and he got goin' but I weren't gonna say nuithin' 'bout it 'cause I figgurated that, well, that was b'tween you and the devil...

We all got our demons...

Shatner, ....=-ii-=.....\\\~\\~\~~~~~~~~? Twiddle dee, twiddle dum...

B~

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 08:57 PM

WHY do you DO this, Bobert?

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From: Bill D
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 08:51 PM

ummmmmm...yeah

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From: Bobert
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 08:31 PM

Okay, gol dangit...

This oughtta keep you all busier than danged 15 minutes....