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Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad Date: 02 Sep 05 - 11:37 AM try this'un There was a young priest from Kent whose sermons were always hellbent Uncle(LaughAMinute)Toad Pray for our way of life... |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST Date: 02 Sep 05 - 10:12 AM There was a young lady from Herts, Who was clever at making jam tarts Their fame was spread far From her home (Potters Bar) When they were blamed for an outbreak of farts |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:02 AM alright alright, you have a go. There was a young lady from Herts, Who was clever at making jam tarts. go on, you now you can do it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: *Laura* Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:06 PM Poverty Knock is written in Limericks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Micca Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:01 PM There was an old lady from Paris who lusted after young Harris her decaying charm caused him such alarm he was last seen running towards Arras |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric. Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:00 PM I will finish any limerick you start as long as I don't have to find something to rhyme with the following: Orange, silver or purple Thank you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Date: 01 Sep 05 - 06:57 PM She stood naked on the street, Then she fell at his feet, But only made Harris Embarrassed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad Date: 01 Sep 05 - 06:35 PM You 'catters are awesome... finish this'un... There was an old lady from Paris who lusted after young Harris Uncle(LaffingMyArseOffToad |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:59 PM There was a young man from Hunts, Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham. Watching the stunts of the c.... in the punts, And the tricks of the p..... that were f......'em |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,DB Date: 01 Sep 05 - 03:59 PM There was a young Marquis of Avebury, In the grip of a vice most unsavoury, With bloodcurdling howls, He deflowered young owls, Which he kept in an underground aviary. This is an example of a 'gothic limerick' - a special sub-category. Anyone know any more? |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 01 Sep 05 - 03:51 PM OK, here goes: A young maid who was no good at tennis At swimming was really a menace She took pains to explain "It depends how you train: I was a streetwalker - in Venice." There was a young man from Quebec Who was buried in snow to his neck When they said Are you frizz? He replied Yes I is! But we don't call this cold in Quebec. There was a young man from St. Bees Who was stung in the arm by a wasp When they asked Does it hurt he replied No it doesn't But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet! |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:28 PM Her breasts were worth holdin, Her hair it was golden, And so was her sweet little 'fleece' |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:51 AM These are great... finish this one... There was a young lady from Nice who decided to go find her a piece |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: kendall Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:37 AM Peter, you are something else! LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Midchuck Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:16 AM I think I posted this before... A gay Irish priest in New Delhi Had the Lord's Prayer tattooed on his belly. By the time that a Brahmin Got down to the "Amen," He'd blown both salvation and Kelly. Peter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Georgiansilver Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM There was a young man from Salisbury, Whose manners were quite Halisbury Scalisbury. He would walk around Hampshire, Without any Pampshire, Till the Bishop insisted he Walisbury. Doesn't make much sense until you discover that the shortened version of Salisbury is Sarum and the shortened version of Hampshire is Hants....... Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: freda underhill Date: 31 Aug 05 - 09:17 AM Some Say That Karl Rove Should Apologize By Madeleine Begun Kane Some say that Karl Rove should apologize, Cause he slandered the Dems with derisive lies. Will he yield? I think not. Cause his speech was a plot To distract us from failure and war unwise. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: freda underhill Date: 31 Aug 05 - 09:13 AM A dentist, young Mr Malone, Got a strapping young client alone, And in his depravity He filled the wrong cavity. And he drilled her right down to the bone There was a young women, Loretta Who wore a merino wool sweater. Three reasons she had: To keep warm was not bad, But the other two reasons were better.*** ***Note: The other two reasons were: (1) to support the Australian economy; (2) to shun non-union apparel produced under the appalling sweat-shop work environments found in many other countries. A nifty young jockey named Morse, eh, Fell madly in love with his horse, eh. His wife said, "you rapscallion, That horse is a stallion. This constitutes grounds for divorce, eh." |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Cluin Date: 31 Aug 05 - 08:46 AM There was a young lady from France Who found a dead crow in her pants She wasn't desirous To contract West Nile Virus But decided to leave things to chance |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Vince Date: 31 Aug 05 - 08:40 AM here's two (almost)... There once was a man who insisted that his annkle was sprained and not twisted he hobbled about and gave a great shout when he stepped on a step, but he missed it! A terrible poet was Jenny Her limericks weren't worth a penny In technique they were sound Though often she found whenever she tried to write any she always wrote one line too many (Sorry, so sorry...) Vince |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Cluin Date: 31 Aug 05 - 08:39 AM Doot doot doobie doo, a do wop wop Scoot scoot scoobie doo, a be bop bop a fiddle dee dee a diddle ee dee Scootle opp a be bop wah! |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: kendall Date: 31 Aug 05 - 07:51 AM My fAvorite is still: A mathmetician named Hall Had a hexehedronical ball. The cube of its weight Plus his pecker, times eight Was four fifths of five eights of fuck all. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Leadfingers Date: 31 Aug 05 - 06:45 AM Uncle Toad - IF you put 'Limericks' in the search box you will find several threads about 'em . Including a few that I posted , back in the good old days ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Lanfranc Date: 31 Aug 05 - 05:35 AM Once Titian, while mixing rose madder, Saw his model girl pose on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad 'er! A young American seeking romance Took his girl on a date to a dance As she twirled in his arms Her perfume and her charms Caused a damp patch to form on his trousers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Micca Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:59 AM There was a young lady from France who never wore any pants So the cold seaside wind revealed her rear end when she went on a day trip to Nantes |
Subject: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad Date: 30 Aug 05 - 08:12 PM Hello all 'catters...I wish to compile some funny limerics and my first thought was (of course) the 'catters...a most diverse lot of critters. There was a young lady from France who never wore any pants how 'bout the rest. Thank you kindly, Uncle(NeedToLaughMyArseOff)Toad AND keep wishing this old world the best. |
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