BS: Golden Global warming

Subject: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:39 PM

Amos it's your fault that El Nino has changed direction and they keep getting all those big blows in the Gulf of Mexico!!
Stop warming them globes at once!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:48 PM

I think this one goes in the "Didn't Quite Get the Concept" department, Jock. Let's get together next Getaway and we'll do a refresher course on curve calculus and meditative states.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 06:47 PM

Oddly enough, I DID get it. Has to do with the Temple, Amos, I do believe.

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 04:27 PM

Ebbie, I think Amos understood, but was implying that Jock didn't quite get it. Careful, or you'll be punished with active membership. Then again, maybe I'm the one in the (warm) dark.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:05 PM

Like I said worshipping at the temple produces lots of hot air, hence we have been in a tornado watch in upstate NY tonight. You've got to believe me when I say it's all related.
I don't know if I want to meditate with you Amos!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM

Dang. Literalism strikes again.

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:26 PM

Jock:

Really, you need to be more discriminating; the major sources of hot air on this planet are found in an area with 57.8 miles of Washington D.C.. This region out manufactures even New York in hot air produced per cubic meter of volume by a singificant factor of 12.78 to 1!

It is true that Temple worship raises body heat and also produces a number of thermally-advantaged ideas; this phenomenon is the subject of current scientific study.

But these do not produce hot air.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM

Not even a 'head' wind?
G ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM

Next time I get a 'head' wind I'm gonna have it bronzed.

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 10:41 PM

Actually, headwinds are beyond the scope of the Temple's worship, ritual and training although we occasionally hear rumours about very advanced Masters who have transcended the Enigma of the Globes, one of our senior Temple mysteries, and according to some they have been known to plumb the strange aether of the Unknown, and some of them are reported to have gotten encountered these alleged "head" winds.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 10:45 PM

Good Lord. Is that legal?

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 01:59 PM

Oh I do hope so. I really do!!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: annamill
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 05:20 PM

Amos, I have a question.

You stated
"major sources of hot air on this planet are found in an area with 57.8 miles of Washington D.C."

I'm a bit confused.

Isn't that area where most Mudcatters in the USA congregate.

So, to my question.

Does this statement refer to our !great! government, or...
to those Mudcatters??

LOVE!!! Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: bobad
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 05:30 PM

Drats, I thought this was going to be a how-to thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 08:45 PM

I figgered it was about the Golden Globe awards.