Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MMario Date: 18 Nov 05 - 11:56 AM Martin - compared to the ralfs you are a minor (very minor) annoyance. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Bard Judith Date: 18 Nov 05 - 11:11 AM (sung with guitar accompaniment and a cowboy twang) "There is ah thread they caall the MOAB, A beast so great an' pale, It mite be relayted tuh Moby Dick, Cause it shore is a whale! Ah've been in bars where whiskey flowed, An' men sang 'Eskimo Nell', And rough saloons and frontier dives, But MOAB looks wuss than hell. Ah've heard of threads upon mah coat, Ah've picked them frum mah shoe, Ah've follered the 'conversayshun's thread', But now Ah think Ah'm through... Oh mawthers, tell yore children, To stay away frum there! It wuz that thread that did me in, An' gave me snow-white hair..." |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 18 Nov 05 - 06:50 AM It's good to have a hobby, isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 17 Nov 05 - 11:43 AM I agree with little hawk. Too snooty for the likes of me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Fibula Mattock Date: 17 Nov 05 - 06:48 AM Me. I never ever yielded to temptation. And never will! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: My guru always said Date: 17 Nov 05 - 05:54 AM Not been tempted at all, it was much too big before I realised it was there & growing like a plague. Just don't have enough time on my hands! i'm sure it;'s a fabulous thread though.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 17 Nov 05 - 01:49 AM I didn't say that! It's GOOD that THAT thread posted here. Yes.... Good.....
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Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 17 Nov 05 - 01:41 AM Whoa! This thing's getting outta hand. Now THAT thread is posting to other threads. We'd better kill it before we all get banished to the cornfield one by one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM That's telling 'em, Mom! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MOAB Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:54 PM I strongly object to being referred to as "THAT thread"! How would you like it if I referred to you as "THAT human"? My name is "The Mother of All BS Threads", or "MOAB" for short. Watch it, Buster! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Bob Bolton Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:58 PM WHAT thread ... ? Regard(les)s, Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: khandu Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:01 PM This is a copy of the actual first post on MOAB...note the comment added by Joe Offer at the bottom!! Subject: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: khandu - PM Date: 05 May 03 - 08:31 PM Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk. We can save time which we spend searching through all the BS threads very easily. Henceforth, post all BS here in this thread. Soon there will be only one BS thread. We won't have to look for particular threads as this will be the only one and it will contain all the BS we have to offer. My Gawd!! Why has this not been thought of earlier? It is so obvious! I swear, sometimes I even amaze myself! Once again, for those of you who are slow in understanding...hear me, Tweed! Post all BS in this thread from now on! Pene Azul and Joe Offer will thank me for making their job so much easier! My fellow 'Catters will also thank me when they realize the time my idea will save them! Maybe this will finally get me the coveted "Time/Life Man of the Year"!! I swear, sometimes I even blow my own mind!! King khandu (Thank you, khandu. I worship at your feet.) -Joe Offer- *** |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:00 PM OK, so now I took the bait and opened the damn thread, and I see no such comment. But khandu has suckered me in, and I can no longer claim that I haven't opened the thread. -Joe Offer, hoodwinked- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:45 PM Well, gee, I guess I've been caught. I don't remember doing it, but khandu says that in the first message of the thread, I posted the following editorial comment:
-Joe Offer- *** -Joe Offer, penitent- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: gnu Date: 16 Nov 05 - 02:18 PM No. Nay. Never. No morrrrrre.... well... once. It's just too bad that that people click on the title and open the whole works, instead of the fifty posts at a time. I was told by a long time member last night that they didn't know what the "d" was for. There's yer crash. Too bad there wasn't a way to institute the "fifty post rule". Eh Jeff? Max? Or am I just talking through me hat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: AlexB Date: 16 Nov 05 - 01:50 PM No. Nay. Never. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Gurney Date: 16 Nov 05 - 01:16 PM Opened it, looked at the first couple of posts, decided to go no further. Does that count? Same with any thread of many posts unless I have a particular interest, or something that I MUST contribute. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Big Mick Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:38 PM I have never opened or posted to it. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:33 PM Khandu, say it isn't so. Did I post in the MOAB thread? Don't make me look to find out... -Joe- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:27 PM The MOAB started as a joke. For awhile it was quite funny. Then it became a daily addiction for a group of about 10 people. I can understand that. I'm addicted to this forum in a general sense. It can easily happen. You keep doing something mainly because you are accustomed to doing it. It's a mental reflex action. Running jokes are jokes that go on forever and ever....like the repetitive stuff they had on various TV shows over the years. (Example: Laugh-In was based on a whole series of running jokes. They just kept doing the same jokes again and again. People found it hilarious...if they liked the show.) The MOAB is 2 things: a running joke...and a private club for those who have become addicted to that running joke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:27 AM I go with the in crowd I go where the in crowd goes |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Alice Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:19 AM never |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:39 AM No...am I missing something??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: A Wandering Minstrel Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:23 AM Not me, would take about a year to read it anyways |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Mr Red Date: 16 Nov 05 - 07:40 AM I fear this thread will run and run and may just become a leviathon it i's own right. MOAB has a lot to answer for............. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MBSLynne Date: 16 Nov 05 - 05:46 AM Not me |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 16 Nov 05 - 04:40 AM Not me. Seems a bit of an ego trip. Bearing in mind cluin's observations about it slowing down the place, why are those who post to it so defensive? The world won't stop spinning if you close it and start part two to satisfy whatever need it fills. Scary. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM Guest, eorlgh Just for that I'm going in. The MOAB thread is now ready for me. Thanks for the invitation, douche. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:51 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:49 PM I haven't been able to get in for a while. Too many sidewalk superintendents taking a gander, I suspect. so sorry |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: open mike Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:43 PM the thought of opening it at this point, is scary!!@ I'd much rather go to Moab, Utah. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 15 Nov 05 - 08:47 PM I know I looked in the early days, but I don't know whether I posted or not. Only way to check if I posted is to click on my name when this submits & read thru the list of my posts, but I dunno whether I will. sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: curmudgeon Date: 15 Nov 05 - 08:35 PM Opened t once, It was rubbis9h |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Peace Date: 15 Nov 05 - 08:30 PM My memory ain't that good. And now it takes too much time to load, so I guess I'll never know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Col K Date: 15 Nov 05 - 08:09 PM I don't think that I have ever opened it either.Or ever will. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: khandu Date: 15 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM I have never been there and never shall. However, I must tell ye all that Joe Offer officially sanctioned the MOAB thread in the opening post of that thread!!! It is true. Joe Offer, who may or may not be khandu (who, supposedly, "created" the thread), did add a comment to the opening post, giving the thread its Official Mudcat Cafe Blessing! That alone makes the thread worthy of anyone's time to open it! Let me aslo testify that Tweed speaks great truth when he says he has not opened the thread! khanduwhomayormaynotbeJoeOffer |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: bobad Date: 15 Nov 05 - 07:38 PM Me never, don't think I have enough time left in this incarnation for it to load ; dial-up. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 15 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM Me. Don't belong with the inner circle. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Eorlgh Date: 15 Nov 05 - 04:48 PM You are such a useless toad, Martin. I bet you think people on the MOAB are going to be just devastated by the fact that you haven't opened it. To the contrary, they consider it blessed relief. Your absence makes the heart grow fonder. The longer you are not around, the better it gets. This may be why the MOAB is such a lengthy thread and goes on being so popular with its adherents. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Martin gibson Date: 15 Nov 05 - 04:38 PM I have never opened it. The only reason I might post in it is to get Joe Offer to finally open it also. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: M.Ted Date: 15 Nov 05 - 04:22 PM Not me. Too much to read. But Cluin's point above makes a lot of sense, in terms of the on-again, off-again availability of Mudcat-- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Nov 05 - 03:49 PM I haven't been able to get in for a while. Too many sidewalk superintendents taking a gander, I suspect. SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 15 Nov 05 - 03:25 PM Wasn't that the name of the Nostromo's homicidal computer in the movie Alien? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Rapparee Date: 15 Nov 05 - 03:10 PM You all are talking about MOTHER!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 15 Nov 05 - 02:13 PM We can crash mudcat by all opening the MOAB thread at once?? That's funny! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Amos Date: 15 Nov 05 - 02:03 PM Ah, mack, you suffer great missed opportunities due to your exclusive filtration devices. Inane? Sometimes. Profound? More often. Jejeune? Not a scratch on some of the yuk stuff posted in many bland and clotted threads offered as humor elsewhere, IMNSHO... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: kendall Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:56 PM never |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: mack/misophist Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:56 PM Hollow and pointless. Inane and jejune. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Tweed Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:44 PM Poor lost soul...pore suzie, get out while you can!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: suzi Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM I never opened until I read the thread this morning, I have tried on many occasions, but alas got fed up of waiting. Hooray I can get into it now...........Thanks |