BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Subject: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:45 PM

To 'ell wif the bleedin' South Americans and Dagoes and them lot! They are way overrited when it comes to good old-fashioned sex appeal loik us Brits 'ave when we gets goin'! I'll tell you wot I fancy in a man...a nice set o' trousers wot is well tailored, a sober sports jacket and tie, and a stiff upper lip wot barely conceals the fact that 'e is a towering mountain of desire when 'e gets a gal be'ind closed doors. Roight! You want to find yourself a good solid British bloke wot puts 'is trousers on one side at a time and loiks 'is Guinness and 'is pub time. A man wot votes solid for the party of 'is choice and don't sway to the wind ever time it blows. Not a bleedin' Communist radical or someone wot wears a Hawaiian shirt! And not some slippery beggar wif a heavy tan and sunglasses!

As for British WOMEN! Well...I could say a lot about 'ow frightfully sexy, ravishing, and to'ally irresistible a good British woman is when she chooses to be...But I would not want to be accused of boastin', not me.

The facts are plain. The British are damn sexy, more sexy than the French will ever be because the French women don't shave their body 'air. Disgustin', that's wot it is! No wonder Boney lost the bleedin' war.

Now, De Gaulle, 'e was middlin' sexy...but only middlin'. Not near as sexy as our lads.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM

American women are much sexier. They smell better and do not talk like they have a mouth full of rocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Just my luck. The first response comes not from a 'uman bein' at all, but from some kind of invertebrite creature wot lurks at the bottom of a mud'ole.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

...rocks? Oh....I thought you said....


never mind...

(EVERY country has fascinating, sexy people...if you know how to look.
I think the Brits have some edge because they keep outward appearances so relatively quiet and demure..(well, most of them...I do know the exceptions. ☺).....

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Observer
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Well, I'll ask the sexiest Brit on Mudcat.

Wot's the answer, LTS ?????

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:04 PM

I think it has something to do with all the fog and rain. You can't see very well in it!

(ducking for cover)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Islanders. They're all a little insane.

And horny.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:44 PM

I have to admit that, on the average, British women may be sexier.
       It's really just that Diana Rigg does for that average what
       Bill Gates does for the average income in the U>S.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:46 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Any guy that hasn't been laid in ten years.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Skivee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 12:04 AM

Speaking for myself....uh...I'd have to say it's the teeth

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: alanabit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 02:25 AM

As long as they are soaked properly overnight...

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Fullerton
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 03:40 AM

........ in Cillit Bang

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:07 AM

do you mean other than me and what I have to offer!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:19 AM

Gosh.... well..... erm......

Thanks for making my day Observer, that makes 2 people!

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:22 AM

Lots of alcohol

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 07:54 AM

The weather - why dya thunk we talks about it so much.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM

Furiously searches for Liz's profile. Damnation, have to wait till I get home. Calculates blood flow against ambient temperature. Sod it, lost again!

From the sexiest man living on my boat at the moment, checks in mirror. %$**)£! hell!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM

Sexier than all the rest? Beg to differ. We are ALL sexy, women, men, everyone in between, of all continents, all shapes and sizes, weights, and races. Humans are just plain SEXY! What gets us all confused is that SOME of our group work dilligently to repress that sexuality. And that skews the equation.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

Cor! Ain't that the trufe. I'm glad to see some sense creepin' into this discussion now that Martin-bloody-Gibson 'as crawled off to 'is nasty 'ole again.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:50 AM

Mrs. Whatnoll, I'm very much afraid that you have asked the wrong question.

Correctly worded, the question would be "Wot makes Rapaire so SEXY?" or even "Wot make Rapaire so very irresistably SEXY?"

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:55 AM

Rapaire? Hmm. Well, my guess is that it's those little red shoes he wears. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

I want to put in another very firm vote for Diana Rigg. She alone could tip the worldwide balance of sexiness decisively in Britain's favour.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

"There's a penguin on the telly!"

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

And when you also consider that the U.S. is stuck with Paris and Britney, trying so hard but actually pulling down our average badly...

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Biskit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM

It's Ticking!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM

Yes, indeed, Diana Rigg. My vote for an incredibly sexy British lady. Nonetheless....

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:37 PM

Intelligence, reflection, and exquisite composure... Dignity, self denial, and character...

Like, say... Juliet Aubrey!

ttr...;^)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 05:55 AM

Wot Olive reely meens is wy r Scots so sexxy. Let em start u orf wiv a phew eggsamples.

Sean Connery
Ewan McGregor
John MacKenzie [Whit dae ye mean he's auld, so's Sean?]

I rest me satchel.

G. ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:09 AM

The British make the best lovers then. Its official.













But the Japanese can make 'em smaller and cheaper.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Rod Stewart
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Wot makes the Brish so Sexy? Me, I do.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Oh, fer...the question is, "What makes me so sexy?" And I don't feel the need to wear a skirt or eat dead haggises or walk around with a knife in my socks or wear plaid all the time or anything like that. Just be myself, a simple inhabitant of the American West, like this here fella. Only I'm much better looking and I rarely pack a six-gun (I prefer a cell phone.)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:57 AM

why, you colonials haven't mentioned our 'wunnerful aksens'.......

(this doesn't include gordie/cockerny/mancunian/brum...)



...I'll swap you a Kate Rusby for a Heather Locklear.....aaaaaaaarrrggggglllllllllhhhhhh......locklear!......

..no, make that the entire female cast of East End Coronation Byker Hill, I've decided you're not worthy for KR

(these foreigners think Nora Batty is sexy.......)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:17 AM

Nothing 'MAKES' us sexy...we just are!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:21 AM

That's what I've been saying! I just are, I mean am!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM

Mrs Whatnoll ,or Olive (if I may make so bold), might we please ask if you had anyone in particular in mind when raising your original question or it just Englishmen in general.

Discuss, using keyboards, computers and the interwibblythingy with the electrical string attachments.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM

Excellent samples of Sexy Little Britons here:

WARNING: Well, you've been warned.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM

Well, Mingulay, I regard meself as a bit of an expert on sex appeal. I 'ave spent most of me life perusin' the movie magazines and the British tabloid press, and I am married to a man wot is a rare sexual athlete, given the fact that 'e outweighs most full-grown cattle. That's me Eddie. 'E's a right tiger, 'e is, even though we was briefly exstranged over the parrot controversy. We are now livin' in domestic bliss again. The parrot got bought by some rich toff, and I 'ope it is now dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM

No time to post here - two nights of beating off rampant totty at ceilidhs coming up.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Folkiedave
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:37 PM

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....


I believe the phrase is "Built for comfort rather than speed!!"

And cheap?...........inexpensive surely.......

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:38 PM

...yes, a Norweigan Blue ....beautiful plumage.
I bought it ....from a pet shop ...in Bolton... but there was something wrong with it....


-should I take it back?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM

Oh, behave!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM

No fun in that!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:26 PM

They aren't stuck with their own spouses at folk festivals.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: danensis
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

I quite enjoyed sex with my spouse at Folk Festivals, she wasn't worrying about her job, her garden, or what we were having for dinner.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Is Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced bouquet) sexy? How about Margaret Thatcher?
They have Tony Blair; the US has...never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM

My Ex used to love talking to me during a good session of love making....she even phoned me from Hong Kong once!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM

That's half the crew. The other halfs off with someone elses.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM

Hyacinth Bucket never seems to lack for interested suitors. They keep showing up. Mind you, that doesn't speak well for the sanity of British men! Her husband was clearly out of his mind when he married her, and mostly in a daze after that, wondering what the hell happened. I can relate to that.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

Brit or no Brit.....sexiness is surely something that is in the eye of the holder (or is it beholder?)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM

eye of the beholder, hand of the holder (or mouth if you're doing it right)

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 03:54 PM

Doesnt take long to find the gutter.