BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM

We were down there looking for you Guest, and voila here you are, good guess wasn't it?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM

Very astute Guest! guess you've been there then or are still there.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:53 PM

It is the voice. Only the English speak properly, and not many of them at that.

Some Scottish accents can be tolerated.

It is the music of repression. The perfect (female) example is not Diana Rigg, but Joanna Lumley. In comparison Rula Lenska is a poor impersonation. For male voices, think Prince Charles or Brian Sewell.

And repression is the pressure cooker of sex.

The different repressions of Ireland, Italy, America - simply do not carry the tune.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM

I think it's the way they 'old their tea cups--with the little finger sticking out. I assume it's the little finger. We don't 'ave tea cups in Canader. We 'ave litte finers though. And they sometimes stick out.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:03 PM

And the accents. Things like, "'ey, 'ow's yer arse?" or "'ey, guv, give us a fag will yuh?" Yep. It's the language for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM

Or the fingers.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:29 PM

Hmm, Peace, not been here recently then?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:36 PM

Never been there. One of my goals in life--to go Britain and Ireland. Likely won't ever happen, but it's a goal anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM

Peace, there's a bed here for you if you do make it over..... I even have teacups....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM

Thank you for the kind thought.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM

Cor! Wot a brazen proposition, Liz! I 'ope you ain't of the married disposition loik I am, and if you are, then I 'opes your 'usband ain't readin' this 'ere fread. If 'e is, 'e's going to be right upset wif you! This Peace lad, 'e's a bit of all right, I'm sure, but I'd not be offerin' me bed to 'im sight unseen even if I was single and fancy free. No indeed. I was brought up in 'Ull by decent God-fearin' folk. Not them rich toffs neither, but 'ard-workin' British middle class. The kind wot beat Jerry in the Blitz.

And you'll not attract 'im by sayin' you 'ave "teacups", pity's sakes! They must be tiny. I've got D cups, and I ain't ashamed to say it. If I was you, girl, I'd look into gettin' some of them implants. It's never too late, and it's money well spent in my opinion.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:00 AM

I guess Guest Olive Whatnoll has to be male (or tranny at least).
Even I know how the 'cup sizes work!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

(a)( b)( C ) ( D )( E ) by the time you gets to T Olive you'll 'ave trouble pickin' yourself off the floor.
G ☺
Udder has a double D

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:15 AM

Guest, some of us don't need to find the gutter for we never left it in the first place. My own personal view from my own crisply carved piece of granite, none of that pre-cast concrete stuff for me. I'm a gent I am.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM

Ar, Missus Wotnoll, I be one o' they there workin' claases meself you. Born and bred wi'in a stones throw o' God's Wunnerful Railway and the old Slow and Dirty. Me Granfer were workin' the varm durin the day and watchin out vor Jerry by night.

Thee be puggled if thee think I be needing they nasty implaant things, you; I be 'appy wi' wat the Good Lord gave I, enough and a bit ver winter.

An' just because I be o' the married persuasion, bain't mean I be dead. Ifen ee got no money, ee can still go winder shoppin.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 01:45 PM

Roight then. Well, you sound loik a gal wot knows 'er way around, Liz. I'll say no more.

GeorgianSivler, you stupid clot! There ain't no T-cup size. It's not possible to be built that big. She said "tea" cups. I fought she meant the size and shape of the average British tea cup loik one 'as a cuppa wif in the afternoons.

Did you know that Adolf 'Itler 'ad a plot to attack Britain during teatime and catch us off guard? It didn't work. We are not stupid. We always 'ad a shift of poor sods on duty 'oo 'ad to work straight frough teatime and 'ave their tea later. That's dedication for you! It's that kind of grit wot won us the war.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:30 PM

the fog. they can't see anything.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:12 PM

I'd like to join the fun, but I'd better be careful here. This could be a bleedin' mine field...
Wot makes Brits sexy? It's the accent; that funny way of swallowing parts of words.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:23 PM

Oh dear... if only I had no manners... suffice it to say I am in tears. Kendall... what a setup!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:56 PM

This is quite alarming: I could swear that Mrs Oh What? has all the hallmarks of a Dave Bryant practical joke, and that would mean that reincarnation exists.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 08:44 AM

It is obvious that Mrs Whatnoll is a person of somewhat undeterminate gender, but, be that as it may, nevertheless someone of impeccable taste when it comes to selecting specimens of manhood. She/he/it may lack sophisticated linguistic abilities and have a basic peasant like understanding of grammar, but is obviously several cuts above that West country harridan, that unashamed floosey and woman so loose that the Salvation Army refused to save her know on here as Liz the Squeak.

Winder shoppin' indeed!!!!!!

Yours

Col. J.Rammitt-Home (Retd) Frinton on Sea

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 09:04 AM

Olive is an old Hull fishwife, with a cross over pinny and a head scarf covering her be-curlered hair. Her impeded typing is due to the fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth as she taps, well I think it's a fag [UK type fag btw]
She has segs on her fingers from holding her bingo marker pencil so hard, in fact her late husband said he wished she'd held on to him that hard.
She doesn't like cats, in fact she hates their guts.
When dressed in her best floral print, and bright red lipstick, she is a John Prescott groupie, hanging about outside his house waiting to catch a glimpse of her hero. It was in fact due to her that he has such a great uppercut, and could deal with that bloke what hit him with an egg.
Without women like Olive this country wouldn't be where it is today.

Giok

PS She is available for bookings!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 11:41 AM

Is a Hull fishwife a Grimsby fishwife that learnt how to swim to avoid the misery and squalor that has befallen that once great fishing port. As the saying goes "Cod moves in mysterious ways".


Btw Giok, I hear the Mrs Whatnoll has been booked many times and is personally acquainted with many of the North Humberside constabulary.Obviously she entertains at Police Balls!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:44 PM

I'm a floozy!! Finally!!!

Man to Salvation Army Captain: Do you save fallen women?

SACapt: Yes sir!

Man: Well save one for me!













I'll get me negligent.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Tom Allbright
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM

Crikey! You've described Olive Whatnoll to a "T", John Giok! Bloody marvelous. I've 'ad to put up wif the old bat for years and years. She can talk the paint off a post. She can bore the bollocks off a buffalo. 'Er 'usband once won an award for bein' the 2nd largest lifeform in 6 counties! 'E's now aimin' for largest in the bleedin' Empire. Pity the Empire's shrunk so much, innit? It greatly reduces the playing field. I'm afraid Eddie Whatnoll may just win by default, and that'd 'ardly be fair now, would it?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 11:36 AM

Yes Liz, at last, the recognition you so richly deserve. You have been declared "Floosey of the Decade" (or is that the deafaid) by a distinguished panel of expert judges, Ex, of course, meaning something that has been, and spurt a drip under pressure.

Nice tambourine work by the way lolololololol.................... lurches off pulling axe from head

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:28 PM

Don't you think this thread deserves to be refreshed?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Old Vermin
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:36 PM

I hadn't kissed LTS when it started....

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:45 PM

Bloody roight it does! What a blast from the past!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM

I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I refreshed this thread, but now that you mention LTS...

Hmmm. MGAS??

Any other sexy acronyms we can allude to?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:49 PM

I'm so glad you refreshed this particular thread, Joe- I've been burning to state an opinion.

Has anyone seen Benjamin Bratt in a film? Woo ee!

The other night a friend loaded my arms with 15 or so Western movies he got at yard sales. (I like horses.)

Among them was 'Texas', the movie taken from James Michener book by the same name.

In it Benjamin Bratt plays a Mexican (what is his national derivation?). And oh, my, it is to melt.

(Wouldn't want to love a man like that, though. Wouldn't bet a pin on his faithfulness...

Thanks for letting me share. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:22 AM

Which country in the world has anyone to compare with,,,,,,,,,Joanna Lumley, Diana Rigg, Helen Mirren and The Calendar Girls [ from Yorkshire ]

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:43 AM

and ne'er a mention of Zoe Wannamaker, Felicity Kendal or Honour Blackman yet!

Very refreshing - Thanks Joe:-)

DeG

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:26 AM

what a hoot! this was a fun read.


I'd like to say that mine is the SEXIEST Englishman goin.

Eat your heart out, Olive Whatnoll.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:48 AM

Sexy peeps, need sexy partners.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:54 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:06 AM

I like a matt finish myself

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:25 AM

Who is Matt and how come he is on a thread about sexy Brits if he is Finnish?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:27 AM

It's when you fall out the bed together, and end up on the bedside rug.

JM :)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 09:43 AM

I'd rather fall INTO bed with each other.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 11:40 AM

Well Joe...I put MGAS into google and out came


MGAS was formed 15 years ago by 3 ex British Gas engineers with over 40 years experience. We specialize in many aspects of Central Heating including Boiler ...

So wot's it mean to you?

Al

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 11:49 AM

By the way, I looked up Bratt and he grew up in San Francisco with a Peruvian mother and a father with German antecedents.

But check him out!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:10 PM

I know this is probably hard for "you lot" to believe...but I don't even know who Joanna Lumley IS! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:34 PM

MGAS - is MyGuruAlwaysSaid a poster here on the Mudcat. Lovely singer. Uber nice and she shares my daughter's name. Met her at the wake/bbq for R Bridge, Dilligafxx and Essex Girl's departed spouses, last spring in Upper Stoke.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:41 PM

Oh, I see....she's another "Avenger". Figures.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:53 PM

Most will remember Lumley from the New Avengers, but I loved:
Saphire & Steel. Very spooky..
Joanna Lumley today

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:59 PM

Neat. I love the casual wit of the fellow with the longish hair...

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:07 PM

Thanks VT....
Al

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:45 PM

Joanna Lumley will forever be Patsy on AbFab. A role she was born for:-)

DeG

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:47 PM

Change hands...