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BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 04 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM
Peace 04 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM
Liz the Squeak 04 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM
Peace 04 Dec 05 - 05:36 PM
Richard Bridge 04 Dec 05 - 05:29 PM
Peace 04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM
Peace 04 Dec 05 - 05:03 PM
Peace 04 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM
Richard Bridge 04 Dec 05 - 04:53 PM
Georgiansilver 04 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM
GUEST 04 Dec 05 - 03:54 PM
Liz the Squeak 04 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM
Georgiansilver 04 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM
Little Hawk 03 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM
GUEST 03 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM
Georgiansilver 03 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM
SINSULL 03 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM
danensis 03 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM
GUEST 02 Dec 05 - 02:26 PM
John MacKenzie 02 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM
Cluin 02 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM
MuddleC 02 Dec 05 - 01:38 PM
Folkiedave 02 Dec 05 - 01:37 PM
GUEST 02 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM
GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 02 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM
TheBigPinkLad 02 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 02 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM
Rapparee 02 Dec 05 - 11:21 AM
Georgiansilver 02 Dec 05 - 11:17 AM
MuddleC 02 Dec 05 - 09:57 AM
Rapparee 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM
GUEST,Rod Stewart 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM
Mr Red 02 Dec 05 - 09:09 AM
John MacKenzie 02 Dec 05 - 05:55 AM
Thomas the Rhymer 01 Dec 05 - 11:37 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM
Biskit 01 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM
frogprince 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM
robomatic 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM
Little Hawk 01 Dec 05 - 08:55 AM
Rapparee 01 Dec 05 - 08:50 AM
GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 01 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM
GUEST,saulgoldie 01 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 01 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM
Mr Red 01 Dec 05 - 07:54 AM
John O'L 01 Dec 05 - 04:22 AM
Liz the Squeak 01 Dec 05 - 04:19 AM
GUEST,noddy 01 Dec 05 - 04:07 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM

Cor! Wot a brazen proposition, Liz! I 'ope you ain't of the married disposition loik I am, and if you are, then I 'opes your 'usband ain't readin' this 'ere fread. If 'e is, 'e's going to be right upset wif you! This Peace lad, 'e's a bit of all right, I'm sure, but I'd not be offerin' me bed to 'im sight unseen even if I was single and fancy free. No indeed. I was brought up in 'Ull by decent God-fearin' folk. Not them rich toffs neither, but 'ard-workin' British middle class. The kind wot beat Jerry in the Blitz.

And you'll not attract 'im by sayin' you 'ave "teacups", pity's sakes! They must be tiny. I've got D cups, and I ain't ashamed to say it. If I was you, girl, I'd look into gettin' some of them implants. It's never too late, and it's money well spent in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM

Thank you for the kind thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM

Peace, there's a bed here for you if you do make it over..... I even have teacups....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:36 PM

Never been there. One of my goals in life--to go Britain and Ireland. Likely won't ever happen, but it's a goal anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:29 PM

Hmm, Peace, not been here recently then?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM

Or the fingers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:03 PM

And the accents. Things like, "'ey, 'ow's yer arse?" or "'ey, guv, give us a fag will yuh?" Yep. It's the language for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM

I think it's the way they 'old their tea cups--with the little finger sticking out. I assume it's the little finger. We don't 'ave tea cups in Canader. We 'ave litte finers though. And they sometimes stick out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:53 PM

It is the voice. Only the English speak properly, and not many of them at that.

Some Scottish accents can be tolerated.

It is the music of repression. The perfect (female) example is not Diana Rigg, but Joanna Lumley. In comparison Rula Lenska is a poor impersonation. For male voices, think Prince Charles or Brian Sewell.

And repression is the pressure cooker of sex.

The different repressions of Ireland, Italy, America - simply do not carry the tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM

Very astute Guest! guess you've been there then or are still there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM

We were down there looking for you Guest, and voila here you are, good guess wasn't it?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 03:54 PM

Doesnt take long to find the gutter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM

eye of the beholder, hand of the holder (or mouth if you're doing it right)

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

Brit or no Brit.....sexiness is surely something that is in the eye of the holder (or is it beholder?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM

Hyacinth Bucket never seems to lack for interested suitors. They keep showing up. Mind you, that doesn't speak well for the sanity of British men! Her husband was clearly out of his mind when he married her, and mostly in a daze after that, wondering what the hell happened. I can relate to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM

That's half the crew. The other halfs off with someone elses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM

My Ex used to love talking to me during a good session of love making....she even phoned me from Hong Kong once!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Is Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced bouquet) sexy? How about Margaret Thatcher?
They have Tony Blair; the US has...never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: danensis
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

I quite enjoyed sex with my spouse at Folk Festivals, she wasn't worrying about her job, her garden, or what we were having for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:26 PM

They aren't stuck with their own spouses at folk festivals.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM

No fun in that!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM

Oh, behave!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:38 PM

...yes, a Norweigan Blue ....beautiful plumage.
I bought it ....from a pet shop ...in Bolton... but there was something wrong with it....


-should I take it back?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Folkiedave
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:37 PM

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....


I believe the phrase is "Built for comfort rather than speed!!"

And cheap?...........inexpensive surely.......

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM

No time to post here - two nights of beating off rampant totty at ceilidhs coming up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM

Well, Mingulay, I regard meself as a bit of an expert on sex appeal. I 'ave spent most of me life perusin' the movie magazines and the British tabloid press, and I am married to a man wot is a rare sexual athlete, given the fact that 'e outweighs most full-grown cattle. That's me Eddie. 'E's a right tiger, 'e is, even though we was briefly exstranged over the parrot controversy. We are now livin' in domestic bliss again. The parrot got bought by some rich toff, and I 'ope it is now dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM

Excellent samples of Sexy Little Britons here:

WARNING: Well, you've been warned.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM

Mrs Whatnoll ,or Olive (if I may make so bold), might we please ask if you had anyone in particular in mind when raising your original question or it just Englishmen in general.

Discuss, using keyboards, computers and the interwibblythingy with the electrical string attachments.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:21 AM

That's what I've been saying! I just are, I mean am!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:17 AM

Nothing 'MAKES' us sexy...we just are!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:57 AM

why, you colonials haven't mentioned our 'wunnerful aksens'.......

(this doesn't include gordie/cockerny/mancunian/brum...)



...I'll swap you a Kate Rusby for a Heather Locklear.....aaaaaaaarrrggggglllllllllhhhhhh......locklear!......

..no, make that the entire female cast of East End Coronation Byker Hill, I've decided you're not worthy for KR

(these foreigners think Nora Batty is sexy.......)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Oh, fer...the question is, "What makes me so sexy?" And I don't feel the need to wear a skirt or eat dead haggises or walk around with a knife in my socks or wear plaid all the time or anything like that. Just be myself, a simple inhabitant of the American West, like this here fella. Only I'm much better looking and I rarely pack a six-gun (I prefer a cell phone.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Rod Stewart
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Wot makes the Brish so Sexy? Me, I do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:09 AM

The British make the best lovers then. Its official.













But the Japanese can make 'em smaller and cheaper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 05:55 AM

Wot Olive reely meens is wy r Scots so sexxy. Let em start u orf wiv a phew eggsamples.

Sean Connery
Ewan McGregor
John MacKenzie [Whit dae ye mean he's auld, so's Sean?]

I rest me satchel.

G. ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:37 PM

Intelligence, reflection, and exquisite composure... Dignity, self denial, and character...

Like, say... Juliet Aubrey!

ttr...;^)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM

Yes, indeed, Diana Rigg. My vote for an incredibly sexy British lady. Nonetheless....


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Biskit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM

It's Ticking!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

And when you also consider that the U.S. is stuck with Paris and Britney, trying so hard but actually pulling down our average badly...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

"There's a penguin on the telly!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:55 AM

Rapaire? Hmm. Well, my guess is that it's those little red shoes he wears. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

I want to put in another very firm vote for Diana Rigg. She alone could tip the worldwide balance of sexiness decisively in Britain's favour.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:50 AM

Mrs. Whatnoll, I'm very much afraid that you have asked the wrong question.

Correctly worded, the question would be "Wot makes Rapaire so SEXY?" or even "Wot make Rapaire so very irresistably SEXY?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

Cor! Ain't that the trufe. I'm glad to see some sense creepin' into this discussion now that Martin-bloody-Gibson 'as crawled off to 'is nasty 'ole again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM

Sexier than all the rest? Beg to differ. We are ALL sexy, women, men, everyone in between, of all continents, all shapes and sizes, weights, and races. Humans are just plain SEXY! What gets us all confused is that SOME of our group work dilligently to repress that sexuality. And that skews the equation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM

Furiously searches for Liz's profile. Damnation, have to wait till I get home. Calculates blood flow against ambient temperature. Sod it, lost again!

From the sexiest man living on my boat at the moment, checks in mirror. %$**)£! hell!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 07:54 AM

The weather - why dya thunk we talks about it so much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:22 AM

Lots of alcohol


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:19 AM

Gosh.... well..... erm......

Thanks for making my day Observer, that makes 2 people!

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:07 AM

do you mean other than me and what I have to offer!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Fullerton
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 03:40 AM

........ in Cillit Bang


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