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BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

alanabit 01 Dec 05 - 02:25 AM
Skivee 01 Dec 05 - 12:04 AM
GUEST 30 Nov 05 - 11:46 PM
frogprince 30 Nov 05 - 11:44 PM
Cluin 30 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM
WFDU - Ron Olesko 30 Nov 05 - 10:04 PM
GUEST,Observer 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM
Bill D 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM
GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM
Once Famous 30 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM
GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 30 Nov 05 - 09:45 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: alanabit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 02:25 AM

As long as they are soaked properly overnight...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Skivee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 12:04 AM

Speaking for myself....uh...I'd have to say it's the teeth


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:46 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Any guy that hasn't been laid in ten years.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:44 PM

I have to admit that, on the average, British women may be sexier.
       It's really just that Diana Rigg does for that average what
       Bill Gates does for the average income in the U>S.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Islanders. They're all a little insane.

And horny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:04 PM

I think it has something to do with all the fog and rain. You can't see very well in it!

(ducking for cover)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Observer
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Well, I'll ask the sexiest Brit on Mudcat.

Wot's the answer, LTS ?????


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

...rocks? Oh....I thought you said....


never mind...

(EVERY country has fascinating, sexy people...if you know how to look.
I think the Brits have some edge because they keep outward appearances so relatively quiet and demure..(well, most of them...I do know the exceptions. ☺).....


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Just my luck. The first response comes not from a 'uman bein' at all, but from some kind of invertebrite creature wot lurks at the bottom of a mud'ole.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM

American women are much sexier. They smell better and do not talk like they have a mouth full of rocks.


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Subject: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:45 PM

To 'ell wif the bleedin' South Americans and Dagoes and them lot! They are way overrited when it comes to good old-fashioned sex appeal loik us Brits 'ave when we gets goin'! I'll tell you wot I fancy in a man...a nice set o' trousers wot is well tailored, a sober sports jacket and tie, and a stiff upper lip wot barely conceals the fact that 'e is a towering mountain of desire when 'e gets a gal be'ind closed doors. Roight! You want to find yourself a good solid British bloke wot puts 'is trousers on one side at a time and loiks 'is Guinness and 'is pub time. A man wot votes solid for the party of 'is choice and don't sway to the wind ever time it blows. Not a bleedin' Communist radical or someone wot wears a Hawaiian shirt! And not some slippery beggar wif a heavy tan and sunglasses!

As for British WOMEN! Well...I could say a lot about 'ow frightfully sexy, ravishing, and to'ally irresistible a good British woman is when she chooses to be...But I would not want to be accused of boastin', not me.

The facts are plain. The British are damn sexy, more sexy than the French will ever be because the French women don't shave their body 'air. Disgustin', that's wot it is! No wonder Boney lost the bleedin' war.

Now, De Gaulle, 'e was middlin' sexy...but only middlin'. Not near as sexy as our lads.


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