BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rasener
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 03:27 PM

Now then Mrs Olive, you dozy twatbag. How dare you take off my beloved Brummie dialect. Its pathetic and you seem loik a tart in Sparkbrook.

Yes Brummies are sexy, but youm from the gutter loik.

Come on admit it, youm Gordon Brown.

Any road up, the most famous of British ladies is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDJe87hia0&NR=1

Now thats what you call a real bird, not like dozy Olive.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM

And to think... Barbara Windsor .. the almost naked lass in the clip is now retiring at age 72... and she still looks much younger!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:34 PM

Cor! You rotten bastard! You villian! 'Ooo d'you fink you're talkin' to 'ere? I've dealt wif the likes of you before. I'll set you to roights faster than you can draw breaf, you stupid git! I was charmin' the blokes in 'Ull when you wasn't nowt but a lavicious twinkle in the eye of the local bleedin' chimney sweep that done yer Ma when yer Dad was off in Leeds sellin' vacuums door to door.

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rasener
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:45 PM

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:54 PM

Ey Les... Whoo the 'eck is this Olive from tuther side of the 'Umber anyway???? Do 'er know you? If not ers a bit of a cheeky zod!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rasener
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:01 PM

It's Villan, Olive you dozy pillock. Any decent Brummie is a Villan, not loik them low down Blues supporters on the other soid of the city, where youm live.
Oive seen yow workin the streets in the Balti Triangle. Curried as a fart youm was.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rasener
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:02 PM

It could be Oaklet Mike :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rasener
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:06 PM

No it can't be Oaklet, e dont live in ull.

It must be that ArriWatts person,. He is the only Brummie I know that lives in ull :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:06 PM

I thank God every day that I live in scenic Twillingsgate and not Hull. Without proper breeding and a good British education a young person is lost, and that is the sad fate of so many people one sees today in the metropolitan areas, drifting about like so much flotsam and jetsam, devoid of real purpose, and forced to seek solace in the tabloid press, the public houses, and the street! It's a national disgrace.

* PR

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic
Date: 01 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM

Just take a look at the book that terrified young Ralph in the dentist's chair:

"The Big Book Of British Smiles"
"NO NO! I'll be good! I'll brush!"



Also, when a Brit puts on the pounds, it doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.

Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ross Campbell
Date: 01 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM

It means they've gone to the dogs?