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BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

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Subject: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:45 PM

To 'ell wif the bleedin' South Americans and Dagoes and them lot! They are way overrited when it comes to good old-fashioned sex appeal loik us Brits 'ave when we gets goin'! I'll tell you wot I fancy in a man...a nice set o' trousers wot is well tailored, a sober sports jacket and tie, and a stiff upper lip wot barely conceals the fact that 'e is a towering mountain of desire when 'e gets a gal be'ind closed doors. Roight! You want to find yourself a good solid British bloke wot puts 'is trousers on one side at a time and loiks 'is Guinness and 'is pub time. A man wot votes solid for the party of 'is choice and don't sway to the wind ever time it blows. Not a bleedin' Communist radical or someone wot wears a Hawaiian shirt! And not some slippery beggar wif a heavy tan and sunglasses!

As for British WOMEN! Well...I could say a lot about 'ow frightfully sexy, ravishing, and to'ally irresistible a good British woman is when she chooses to be...But I would not want to be accused of boastin', not me.

The facts are plain. The British are damn sexy, more sexy than the French will ever be because the French women don't shave their body 'air. Disgustin', that's wot it is! No wonder Boney lost the bleedin' war.

Now, De Gaulle, 'e was middlin' sexy...but only middlin'. Not near as sexy as our lads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM

American women are much sexier. They smell better and do not talk like they have a mouth full of rocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Just my luck. The first response comes not from a 'uman bein' at all, but from some kind of invertebrite creature wot lurks at the bottom of a mud'ole.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

...rocks? Oh....I thought you said....


never mind...

(EVERY country has fascinating, sexy people...if you know how to look.
I think the Brits have some edge because they keep outward appearances so relatively quiet and demure..(well, most of them...I do know the exceptions. ☺).....


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Observer
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Well, I'll ask the sexiest Brit on Mudcat.

Wot's the answer, LTS ?????


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:04 PM

I think it has something to do with all the fog and rain. You can't see very well in it!

(ducking for cover)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Islanders. They're all a little insane.

And horny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:44 PM

I have to admit that, on the average, British women may be sexier.
       It's really just that Diana Rigg does for that average what
       Bill Gates does for the average income in the U>S.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:46 PM

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Any guy that hasn't been laid in ten years.


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From: Skivee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 12:04 AM

Speaking for myself....uh...I'd have to say it's the teeth


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: alanabit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 02:25 AM

As long as they are soaked properly overnight...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Fullerton
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 03:40 AM

........ in Cillit Bang


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:07 AM

do you mean other than me and what I have to offer!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:19 AM

Gosh.... well..... erm......

Thanks for making my day Observer, that makes 2 people!

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:22 AM

Lots of alcohol


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 07:54 AM

The weather - why dya thunk we talks about it so much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM

Furiously searches for Liz's profile. Damnation, have to wait till I get home. Calculates blood flow against ambient temperature. Sod it, lost again!

From the sexiest man living on my boat at the moment, checks in mirror. %$**)£! hell!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM

Sexier than all the rest? Beg to differ. We are ALL sexy, women, men, everyone in between, of all continents, all shapes and sizes, weights, and races. Humans are just plain SEXY! What gets us all confused is that SOME of our group work dilligently to repress that sexuality. And that skews the equation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

Cor! Ain't that the trufe. I'm glad to see some sense creepin' into this discussion now that Martin-bloody-Gibson 'as crawled off to 'is nasty 'ole again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:50 AM

Mrs. Whatnoll, I'm very much afraid that you have asked the wrong question.

Correctly worded, the question would be "Wot makes Rapaire so SEXY?" or even "Wot make Rapaire so very irresistably SEXY?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:55 AM

Rapaire? Hmm. Well, my guess is that it's those little red shoes he wears. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

I want to put in another very firm vote for Diana Rigg. She alone could tip the worldwide balance of sexiness decisively in Britain's favour.


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From: robomatic
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

"There's a penguin on the telly!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM

And when you also consider that the U.S. is stuck with Paris and Britney, trying so hard but actually pulling down our average badly...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Biskit
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM

It's Ticking!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM

Yes, indeed, Diana Rigg. My vote for an incredibly sexy British lady. Nonetheless....


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:37 PM

Intelligence, reflection, and exquisite composure... Dignity, self denial, and character...

Like, say... Juliet Aubrey!

ttr...;^)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 05:55 AM

Wot Olive reely meens is wy r Scots so sexxy. Let em start u orf wiv a phew eggsamples.

Sean Connery
Ewan McGregor
John MacKenzie [Whit dae ye mean he's auld, so's Sean?]

I rest me satchel.

G. ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:09 AM

The British make the best lovers then. Its official.













But the Japanese can make 'em smaller and cheaper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Rod Stewart
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Wot makes the Brish so Sexy? Me, I do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Oh, fer...the question is, "What makes me so sexy?" And I don't feel the need to wear a skirt or eat dead haggises or walk around with a knife in my socks or wear plaid all the time or anything like that. Just be myself, a simple inhabitant of the American West, like this here fella. Only I'm much better looking and I rarely pack a six-gun (I prefer a cell phone.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:57 AM

why, you colonials haven't mentioned our 'wunnerful aksens'.......

(this doesn't include gordie/cockerny/mancunian/brum...)



...I'll swap you a Kate Rusby for a Heather Locklear.....aaaaaaaarrrggggglllllllllhhhhhh......locklear!......

..no, make that the entire female cast of East End Coronation Byker Hill, I've decided you're not worthy for KR

(these foreigners think Nora Batty is sexy.......)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:17 AM

Nothing 'MAKES' us sexy...we just are!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:21 AM

That's what I've been saying! I just are, I mean am!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM

Mrs Whatnoll ,or Olive (if I may make so bold), might we please ask if you had anyone in particular in mind when raising your original question or it just Englishmen in general.

Discuss, using keyboards, computers and the interwibblythingy with the electrical string attachments.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM

Excellent samples of Sexy Little Britons here:

WARNING: Well, you've been warned.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM

Well, Mingulay, I regard meself as a bit of an expert on sex appeal. I 'ave spent most of me life perusin' the movie magazines and the British tabloid press, and I am married to a man wot is a rare sexual athlete, given the fact that 'e outweighs most full-grown cattle. That's me Eddie. 'E's a right tiger, 'e is, even though we was briefly exstranged over the parrot controversy. We are now livin' in domestic bliss again. The parrot got bought by some rich toff, and I 'ope it is now dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM

No time to post here - two nights of beating off rampant totty at ceilidhs coming up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Folkiedave
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:37 PM

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....


I believe the phrase is "Built for comfort rather than speed!!"

And cheap?...........inexpensive surely.......

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:38 PM

...yes, a Norweigan Blue ....beautiful plumage.
I bought it ....from a pet shop ...in Bolton... but there was something wrong with it....


-should I take it back?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM

Oh, behave!


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM

No fun in that!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:26 PM

They aren't stuck with their own spouses at folk festivals.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: danensis
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM

I quite enjoyed sex with my spouse at Folk Festivals, she wasn't worrying about her job, her garden, or what we were having for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM

Is Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced bouquet) sexy? How about Margaret Thatcher?
They have Tony Blair; the US has...never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM

My Ex used to love talking to me during a good session of love making....she even phoned me from Hong Kong once!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM

That's half the crew. The other halfs off with someone elses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM

Hyacinth Bucket never seems to lack for interested suitors. They keep showing up. Mind you, that doesn't speak well for the sanity of British men! Her husband was clearly out of his mind when he married her, and mostly in a daze after that, wondering what the hell happened. I can relate to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

Brit or no Brit.....sexiness is surely something that is in the eye of the holder (or is it beholder?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM

eye of the beholder, hand of the holder (or mouth if you're doing it right)

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 03:54 PM

Doesnt take long to find the gutter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM

We were down there looking for you Guest, and voila here you are, good guess wasn't it?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM

Very astute Guest! guess you've been there then or are still there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:53 PM

It is the voice. Only the English speak properly, and not many of them at that.

Some Scottish accents can be tolerated.

It is the music of repression. The perfect (female) example is not Diana Rigg, but Joanna Lumley. In comparison Rula Lenska is a poor impersonation. For male voices, think Prince Charles or Brian Sewell.

And repression is the pressure cooker of sex.

The different repressions of Ireland, Italy, America - simply do not carry the tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM

I think it's the way they 'old their tea cups--with the little finger sticking out. I assume it's the little finger. We don't 'ave tea cups in Canader. We 'ave litte finers though. And they sometimes stick out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:03 PM

And the accents. Things like, "'ey, 'ow's yer arse?" or "'ey, guv, give us a fag will yuh?" Yep. It's the language for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM

Or the fingers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:29 PM

Hmm, Peace, not been here recently then?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:36 PM

Never been there. One of my goals in life--to go Britain and Ireland. Likely won't ever happen, but it's a goal anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM

Peace, there's a bed here for you if you do make it over..... I even have teacups....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM

Thank you for the kind thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM

Cor! Wot a brazen proposition, Liz! I 'ope you ain't of the married disposition loik I am, and if you are, then I 'opes your 'usband ain't readin' this 'ere fread. If 'e is, 'e's going to be right upset wif you! This Peace lad, 'e's a bit of all right, I'm sure, but I'd not be offerin' me bed to 'im sight unseen even if I was single and fancy free. No indeed. I was brought up in 'Ull by decent God-fearin' folk. Not them rich toffs neither, but 'ard-workin' British middle class. The kind wot beat Jerry in the Blitz.

And you'll not attract 'im by sayin' you 'ave "teacups", pity's sakes! They must be tiny. I've got D cups, and I ain't ashamed to say it. If I was you, girl, I'd look into gettin' some of them implants. It's never too late, and it's money well spent in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:00 AM

I guess Guest Olive Whatnoll has to be male (or tranny at least).
Even I know how the 'cup sizes work!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

(a)( b)( C ) ( D )( E ) by the time you gets to T Olive you'll 'ave trouble pickin' yourself off the floor.
G ☺
Udder has a double D


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:15 AM

Guest, some of us don't need to find the gutter for we never left it in the first place. My own personal view from my own crisply carved piece of granite, none of that pre-cast concrete stuff for me. I'm a gent I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM

Ar, Missus Wotnoll, I be one o' they there workin' claases meself you. Born and bred wi'in a stones throw o' God's Wunnerful Railway and the old Slow and Dirty. Me Granfer were workin' the varm durin the day and watchin out vor Jerry by night.

Thee be puggled if thee think I be needing they nasty implaant things, you; I be 'appy wi' wat the Good Lord gave I, enough and a bit ver winter.

An' just because I be o' the married persuasion, bain't mean I be dead. Ifen ee got no money, ee can still go winder shoppin.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 01:45 PM

Roight then. Well, you sound loik a gal wot knows 'er way around, Liz. I'll say no more.

GeorgianSivler, you stupid clot! There ain't no T-cup size. It's not possible to be built that big. She said "tea" cups. I fought she meant the size and shape of the average British tea cup loik one 'as a cuppa wif in the afternoons.

Did you know that Adolf 'Itler 'ad a plot to attack Britain during teatime and catch us off guard? It didn't work. We are not stupid. We always 'ad a shift of poor sods on duty 'oo 'ad to work straight frough teatime and 'ave their tea later. That's dedication for you! It's that kind of grit wot won us the war.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:30 PM

the fog. they can't see anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:12 PM

I'd like to join the fun, but I'd better be careful here. This could be a bleedin' mine field...
Wot makes Brits sexy? It's the accent; that funny way of swallowing parts of words.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:23 PM

Oh dear... if only I had no manners... suffice it to say I am in tears. Kendall... what a setup!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:56 PM

This is quite alarming: I could swear that Mrs Oh What? has all the hallmarks of a Dave Bryant practical joke, and that would mean that reincarnation exists.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 08:44 AM

It is obvious that Mrs Whatnoll is a person of somewhat undeterminate gender, but, be that as it may, nevertheless someone of impeccable taste when it comes to selecting specimens of manhood. She/he/it may lack sophisticated linguistic abilities and have a basic peasant like understanding of grammar, but is obviously several cuts above that West country harridan, that unashamed floosey and woman so loose that the Salvation Army refused to save her know on here as Liz the Squeak.

Winder shoppin' indeed!!!!!!

Yours

Col. J.Rammitt-Home (Retd) Frinton on Sea


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 09:04 AM

Olive is an old Hull fishwife, with a cross over pinny and a head scarf covering her be-curlered hair. Her impeded typing is due to the fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth as she taps, well I think it's a fag [UK type fag btw]
She has segs on her fingers from holding her bingo marker pencil so hard, in fact her late husband said he wished she'd held on to him that hard.
She doesn't like cats, in fact she hates their guts.
When dressed in her best floral print, and bright red lipstick, she is a John Prescott groupie, hanging about outside his house waiting to catch a glimpse of her hero. It was in fact due to her that he has such a great uppercut, and could deal with that bloke what hit him with an egg.
Without women like Olive this country wouldn't be where it is today.

Giok

PS She is available for bookings!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 11:41 AM

Is a Hull fishwife a Grimsby fishwife that learnt how to swim to avoid the misery and squalor that has befallen that once great fishing port. As the saying goes "Cod moves in mysterious ways".


Btw Giok, I hear the Mrs Whatnoll has been booked many times and is personally acquainted with many of the North Humberside constabulary.Obviously she entertains at Police Balls!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:44 PM

I'm a floozy!! Finally!!!

Man to Salvation Army Captain: Do you save fallen women?

SACapt: Yes sir!

Man: Well save one for me!













I'll get me negligent.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Tom Allbright
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM

Crikey! You've described Olive Whatnoll to a "T", John Giok! Bloody marvelous. I've 'ad to put up wif the old bat for years and years. She can talk the paint off a post. She can bore the bollocks off a buffalo. 'Er 'usband once won an award for bein' the 2nd largest lifeform in 6 counties! 'E's now aimin' for largest in the bleedin' Empire. Pity the Empire's shrunk so much, innit? It greatly reduces the playing field. I'm afraid Eddie Whatnoll may just win by default, and that'd 'ardly be fair now, would it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 11:36 AM

Yes Liz, at last, the recognition you so richly deserve. You have been declared "Floosey of the Decade" (or is that the deafaid) by a distinguished panel of expert judges, Ex, of course, meaning something that has been, and spurt a drip under pressure.

Nice tambourine work by the way lolololololol.................... lurches off pulling axe from head


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:28 PM

Don't you think this thread deserves to be refreshed?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Old Vermin
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:36 PM

I hadn't kissed LTS when it started....


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:45 PM

Bloody roight it does! What a blast from the past!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM

I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I refreshed this thread, but now that you mention LTS...

Hmmm. MGAS??

Any other sexy acronyms we can allude to?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Oct 09 - 09:49 PM

I'm so glad you refreshed this particular thread, Joe- I've been burning to state an opinion.

Has anyone seen Benjamin Bratt in a film? Woo ee!

The other night a friend loaded my arms with 15 or so Western movies he got at yard sales. (I like horses.)

Among them was 'Texas', the movie taken from James Michener book by the same name.

In it Benjamin Bratt plays a Mexican (what is his national derivation?). And oh, my, it is to melt.

(Wouldn't want to love a man like that, though. Wouldn't bet a pin on his faithfulness...

Thanks for letting me share. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:22 AM

Which country in the world has anyone to compare with,,,,,,,,,Joanna Lumley, Diana Rigg, Helen Mirren and The Calendar Girls [ from Yorkshire ]

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:43 AM

and ne'er a mention of Zoe Wannamaker, Felicity Kendal or Honour Blackman yet!

Very refreshing - Thanks Joe:-)

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:26 AM

what a hoot! this was a fun read.


I'd like to say that mine is the SEXIEST Englishman goin.

Eat your heart out, Olive Whatnoll.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:48 AM

Sexy peeps, need sexy partners.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:54 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:06 AM

I like a matt finish myself


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:25 AM

Who is Matt and how come he is on a thread about sexy Brits if he is Finnish?

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 07:27 AM

It's when you fall out the bed together, and end up on the bedside rug.

JM :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 09:43 AM

I'd rather fall INTO bed with each other.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 11:40 AM

Well Joe...I put MGAS into google and out came


MGAS was formed 15 years ago by 3 ex British Gas engineers with over 40 years experience. We specialize in many aspects of Central Heating including Boiler ...

So wot's it mean to you?

Al


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 11:49 AM

By the way, I looked up Bratt and he grew up in San Francisco with a Peruvian mother and a father with German antecedents.

But check him out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:10 PM

I know this is probably hard for "you lot" to believe...but I don't even know who Joanna Lumley IS! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:34 PM

MGAS - is MyGuruAlwaysSaid a poster here on the Mudcat. Lovely singer. Uber nice and she shares my daughter's name. Met her at the wake/bbq for R Bridge, Dilligafxx and Essex Girl's departed spouses, last spring in Upper Stoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:41 PM

Oh, I see....she's another "Avenger". Figures.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:53 PM

Most will remember Lumley from the New Avengers, but I loved:
Saphire & Steel. Very spooky..
Joanna Lumley today


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 12:59 PM

Neat. I love the casual wit of the fellow with the longish hair...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:07 PM

Thanks VT....
Al


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:45 PM

Joanna Lumley will forever be Patsy on AbFab. A role she was born for:-)

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 01:47 PM

Change hands...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 03:27 PM

Now then Mrs Olive, you dozy twatbag. How dare you take off my beloved Brummie dialect. Its pathetic and you seem loik a tart in Sparkbrook.

Yes Brummies are sexy, but youm from the gutter loik.

Come on admit it, youm Gordon Brown.

Any road up, the most famous of British ladies is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDJe87hia0&NR=1

Now thats what you call a real bird, not like dozy Olive.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM

And to think... Barbara Windsor .. the almost naked lass in the clip is now retiring at age 72... and she still looks much younger!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:34 PM

Cor! You rotten bastard! You villian! 'Ooo d'you fink you're talkin' to 'ere? I've dealt wif the likes of you before. I'll set you to roights faster than you can draw breaf, you stupid git! I was charmin' the blokes in 'Ull when you wasn't nowt but a lavicious twinkle in the eye of the local bleedin' chimney sweep that done yer Ma when yer Dad was off in Leeds sellin' vacuums door to door.

- Olive Whatnoll


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:45 PM

lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 04:54 PM

Ey Les... Whoo the 'eck is this Olive from tuther side of the 'Umber anyway???? Do 'er know you? If not ers a bit of a cheeky zod!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:01 PM

It's Villan, Olive you dozy pillock. Any decent Brummie is a Villan, not loik them low down Blues supporters on the other soid of the city, where youm live.
Oive seen yow workin the streets in the Balti Triangle. Curried as a fart youm was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:02 PM

It could be Oaklet Mike :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 05:06 PM

No it can't be Oaklet, e dont live in ull.

It must be that ArriWatts person,. He is the only Brummie I know that lives in ull :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 31 Oct 09 - 06:06 PM

I thank God every day that I live in scenic Twillingsgate and not Hull. Without proper breeding and a good British education a young person is lost, and that is the sad fate of so many people one sees today in the metropolitan areas, drifting about like so much flotsam and jetsam, devoid of real purpose, and forced to seek solace in the tabloid press, the public houses, and the street! It's a national disgrace.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic
Date: 01 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM

Just take a look at the book that terrified young Ralph in the dentist's chair:

"The Big Book Of British Smiles"
"NO NO! I'll be good! I'll brush!"



Also, when a Brit puts on the pounds, it doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ross Campbell
Date: 01 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM

It means they've gone to the dogs?


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