BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: GUEST,Dáithí Ó Geanainn
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 05:17 AM

Hi Bobert
"...you all ever read the Old Testament???"

Remind me again why words written down by an itinerant middle eastern desert tribe about their beliefs should have any relevance to me, living on a wet island off the coast of Europe.

Dáithí

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: GUEST,Dave Roberts
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 05:16 AM

The most surprising thing about this wedding must be the venue- Belfast. A lesbian friend of mine worked in the city in the 70s, during the worst of the troubles, and she said that Belfast had to be 'the worst city in the world to be gay in'. Truly times have changed.

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 04:58 AM

Why do vegetarians dress Soya up to look like meat?
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 04:45 AM

Having seen lesbian weddings on the news it always makes me wonder, if they don't like men................why does one or both of them try their best to look like one ?

In the first UK lesbian wedding from Belfast, the bride/groom looked more masculine than me.......... and I've got a beard.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 08:39 PM

Well, gol danged!!!

What's this world comin' to, anyway??? Nevermind, 'cause I'll tell you what...

(spit...)

I mean, hey, I got as much respect fir a good ol' fashioned amrriage between a man and a woman as the next guy but, hey, you all ever read the Old Testament??? Didn't think so...

Let me fill you all in to somethin' that ylu prolly ain't nevered heared 'bout in yer liberal commie schools you go to but ti says that God created Adam (man) and Eve (woman) and he put them together in the Garden of Eden..

(spit...)

Where was I... Oh, yeah... Did God put Adam and Adam in the Garden of Eden??? Well, heck no, He didn't...

(spit...)

Well, hope we don't have to have this talk again...

(spit...)

The Right Reverand Billy Bob

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: gnu
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 08:27 PM

At least Elton had the good sense to marry a Canuck.

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Wesley S
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 05:51 PM

I saw a cartoon where a straight man was saying "This whole issue of gay marrage makes a mockery of all three of my marrages"

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 05:37 PM

Yes, and the birds are leaving Canada. Truly, the time is nigh!

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 05:34 PM

Provocative title, I dread the arrival of David Hannam and his ilk.
G. ☺

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 04:36 PM

It's been going on for years: "Don we now our gay apparel, tra la la la la la la la la."

Much Ado About Nothing. May they live long and happy lives.

PS Stephen Harper is a dolt. Any chance we can send him to the US and get Shatner back? (With apologies to our American friends.)

Subject: RE: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Joe Offer
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 04:04 PM

I'm still trying to figure out why gay marriage would be a threat to my straight one. I never have been able to understand that. Guess it must be true, though, since so many people say it's so.
I think I feel threatened by the people who feel threatened....

Oh, and what's this bit about Adam and Eve and Adam and Steve? I'm really confused...
Maybe it's all propaganda, huh?
-Joe Offer-

Subject: BS: World Comes To End, Gays Marry
From: Peter T.
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 10:06 AM

Sir Elton and David get hitched, rice gets thrown, 18 year live ins get legal, joy spreads.

According to Canada's opposition leader and potential Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, this should all be stopped. Same-sex marriage will undermine our social fabric, destroy the family, and who knows what. We have had it for a couple of years now, and of course the world came to an end, and darkness spread over the world. Heterosexuals suddenly began getting divorced, and single people started living together in unhallowed unions.

I notice that Toyota is about to take over GM as the largest car manufacturer in the world,

yours,

Peter T.