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Subject: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 16 Dec 05 - 12:35 PM Gingo bells The hero is inside you when you follow dreams. Worship God in everyone it's easy as it seems There's folks who won't find Jesus cuz they didn't look inside There are Jews who feel more Jewish than the Jew they are beside. Chorus:)_________________ Heaven Hell Heaven Hell are words that we made up to signify our life on Earth when honest or corru-upt. Heaven Hell Heaven Hell in temple mosque or church are not the way to peace on Earth no matter how you search. ________________________ Until you know that Budda's you then you have no clue that metaphors describe unknowns shared by me and you. Unless you're a creator Creations not for you If you are not merciful You messed up Allah too Chorus:)_____________ If you're not a Santa your presents will be few. If this song offends you let me tell ya what to do. Look inside and ask yourself "is it words that I believe ?" Have I confused the metaphor and worship Christmas Eve? Chorus:)_________________ Some may think this sacriledge because they missed the point. They listened to a guy in charge that God did not appoint. The hero is inside you when you follow dreams. Worship God in everyone it's as easy as it seems. Chorus:) DH 2005 |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 16 Dec 05 - 12:44 PM We wish you a-theist Chrismas We wish you a-theist Chrismas We wish you a-theist Chrismas and a happy new year Oh bring us some friggin pussy Oh bring us some friggin pussy Oh bring us some friggin pussy and bring her right now We won't come until we get some... |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: gnu Date: 16 Dec 05 - 01:40 PM Been into the Xmas cheer, eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 16 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM I don't drink or smoke the herb. I suppose I would if I could get real Danish Giraffe Ale from Europe or was given some nice sense, but those are the breaks at 54 when your wild and crazy friend list shrinks down to zero after many moves. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 16 Dec 05 - 02:09 PM Light Christmas I'm steaming on a hot Christmas just like the 4th of warm July Foreheads glissen and inlaws stiffen as global warming starts to fry I'm dreaming of a slight Christmas with every car that I side swipe may your parking be plenty and wide and may all your Christmas' be light. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 16 Dec 05 - 02:14 PM Ah crap I've wasted too much time here today. I gotta go chop ice. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Charley Noble Date: 16 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM Chopping ice sounds like a useful and theraputic way to spend the afternoon. Life's like that here in Maine as well. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Mrrzy Date: 16 Dec 05 - 08:55 PM The first thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights. And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Hangovers. Rigging up the lights. And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards. Hangovers. Rigging up the lights. And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Five month of bills! Sending Christmas cards. Hangovers. Rigging up the lights. And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws. Five months of bills. Oh, I hate those Christmas cards. Hangovers. Rigging up these lights. And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing a Christmas, that's such a pain to me: The Salvation Army. Facing my in-laws. Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards. Ohhh geeez. I'm tryin to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: I want a transformer for Christmas. Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?! Five months of bills. Ughh, makin' up these cards. oh, Edith get me a beer huh? What we have no extension cords?! And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Finding parking spaces, Daddy, I want some candy! Donations! Facing my in-laws. Five months of bills. Writing out those Christmas cards. Hangovers. Now why the hell are they blinking?! And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Batteries not included. No parking spaces. Buy me something! Get a job you bum! Facing my in-laws. Five months of bills. Yo-ho sending Christmas cards. Oh-geez look at this. One light goes out, they all go out! And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Stale T.V. specials. Batteries not included. No parking spaces Mom, I gotta go bathroom! Charities! She's a witch, I hate her. Five months of bills. Oh, I don't even know half these people! Oh, who has the toilet paper, huh? Turn on a flashlight, I blew a fuse! And finding a Christmas tree. The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols. Stale T.V. specials. Batteries not included. No parking! *Crying* Charities. Gotta make 'em dinner. Five months of bills. I'm not sending 'em this year, that's it! Shut up, you! Fine, you're so smart! You rig up the lights! And finding a Christmas tree. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: GUEST,Bert Date: 16 Dec 05 - 09:53 PM Donuel, You've got scads of wild and crazy friends here. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Once Famous Date: 16 Dec 05 - 10:05 PM donuel, many of your type are known to cry, "Oh God" as they lay in pain. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Jeri Date: 16 Dec 05 - 10:42 PM Well, it's a bit odd for an 'atheists Xmas Carol' to tell people how they should worship God. One of these years, I'm going to write one, and it's going to be about family, friends, and memories of Christmases past, ,not being able to get to sleep the night before but waking far too early on Christmas morning, the colors red and white, real trees and those frail glass ornaments, tons of old-fashioned silver tinsel, the little village with houses lit from within, cotton snow and skaters on a mirror pond which my mom always set up, and how she hid little presents in the branches of the tree and sometimes I wouldn't find them for hours, the cool little things that hid way down in the stocking, going to all my aunts' & uncles' houses to exchange gifts and check out their trees and decorations, dealing with mountains of wrapping paper, eating the best dinner ever on the best Christmas ever, and through it all was the warmth and light of love. No matter what my beliefs are or are not, these are my memories, and love, peace on earth, and goodwill towards men aren't dependent on religion. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 17 Dec 05 - 09:03 AM Jeri, if you take care with your song it could be timeless. I think of Jean Sheperd and for all the 12,000 stories he told and wrote, the movie Christmas Story with Ralphy and his bb gun will forever be his most remembered work. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Mrrzy Date: 17 Dec 05 - 02:02 PM I sing this to the tune of The Magi: Ancient humans came from darkness and they spread across the planet They saw the sky above them, and they learned to find their way Out of ignorance and shadow to the hope of human kindness They were strengthened by the knowledge that they gathered every day And the wise all speak of peace on earth, of harmony and struggle Yet another cycle's gone, and a new one will begin On this darkest day of winter, when we remember Spring will come again On the darkest day of winter, we cherish light with green and kith and kin... Well now, each of us must travel, yes we all must make a journey It seems that time is telling us to use all we can know To help lift up the fallen we must sow the seeds of goodness The torch has passed among us now to light the way to go For our hearts are as a chalice, and our dreams are of the sunlight They burn away the darkness as we kiss 'neath mistletoe Unlike eagles, flying higher, unlike rivers down their canyons When diamond stars shine down on us, we know whereof they glow... And the wise still speak of peace on earth, of harmony and struggle Yet another cycle's gone, and a new one will begin On the darkest day of winter, when we recall that Spring will come again On the darkest day of winter, we cherish light with green and kith and kin... |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 17 Dec 05 - 06:47 PM Very nice, very clear. the only word I didn't like was unlike. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: dick greenhaus Date: 17 Dec 05 - 10:08 PM MG- Personally, I tend to say "Oh Shit!" when I'm in pain. Is this some kind of worship I'm unaware of? |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: GUEST,Murray on Saltspring Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:38 AM Martin: for God's sake, learn that LAY is the past tense of "lie"; unless you mean "lay an egg" or something. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 18 Dec 05 - 02:19 AM Mrrzy - I love the 12 days Charley - people here chop ice, too! - into cool drinks sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Mr Red Date: 18 Dec 05 - 09:43 AM tut tut - non PC enough - that song needs another verse with a tag line along the lines of - Sikh and ye shall find. AND Khan you find a rhyme for Zoroastrians ? ......... |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: GUEST,MrBreeze68 Date: 19 Dec 05 - 01:56 PM I was just wondering if you could tell me the title of this song, or who did it? I have been looking all over the place, and this is the only link I could find for the "12 things at Christmas that are such a pain to me". I would really appreciate any help! mrbreeze.68@gmail.com |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: MMario Date: 19 Dec 05 - 02:05 PM That would be 'The Twelve Pains of Christmas' |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: GUEST,MrBreeze68 Date: 19 Dec 05 - 03:55 PM Man...thank you!! I have been searching for that darn thing all day!! |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 19 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM by Alan Shepard |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 19 Dec 05 - 04:51 PM opps I meant Alan Sherman. |
Subject: RE: BS: An atheist's Xmas Carol From: Donuel Date: 19 Dec 05 - 05:05 PM A white house carol http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/quartet.jpg |
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