BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Peace
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 09:21 PM

Wot's a joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 09:20 PM

(sings) "Don't bogart tha joint" ...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:59 PM

Hmmm...it's usually my joints that predict that....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: gnu
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM

If your tits are showing, early fall. Two broods especially. I predicted it. I was uo to my camp yesterday. There are small maples in full red... the odd one. There are white birches with yellow leaves in the top branches... the odd one. I'd say your tits confirm an early fall and a long winter. A cold winter.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 07:16 PM

They're called WonderBras because you take them off and wonder where your tits went.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:47 PM

LOL...just leave it to Liz....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,Same Guest As Above
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:43 PM

Oh, I misunderstood.

You were talking about tits that WANDER not those that WONDER! Boy one letter sure can make a difference in the meaning of a work

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:32 PM

"My tits are back!" Wonder Bras do wonders!


"The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy."


Liz, you are something else! Very funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 04:52 PM

My tits are back!

Having not seen them since mid May, they reappeared today in the butterfly's bush.

Must be the second brood getting their flying lessons.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 10:33 PM

I've seen cats with there ears frozen off.

Also had a friend who lived in the upstairs of a house we rented.
He didnt care much for cats. But was the live and let live kinda guy. Meaning he never was cruel or mean to them. Just didnt care for them. Them damn cats would shit and piss all over his bed. And would drive him nearly out of his mind.

Reminds me of "Fat Freddy's cat" of the "Freak Brothers" comics.

kindaloupehackenweez

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 12:09 PM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 10:30 AM

Was she there then?
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM

Last time I reacted with vigour,the wife wondered what the fuss was about.She said she hadn't felt a thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 07:06 PM

Make sure you have removed the cat from the bedroom before attemping to sleep.

If she is sitting on the window sill above the pair of you, and jumps down, Puss will land on something to cause you to react with vigour, and then look at you and wonder what the fuss is about....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 01:24 PM

I've had more luck in moving the bed from under the cat,than in trying to move the cat from off of it......and it's less dangerous.

David

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:54 AM

A cat will always find the warmest spot on its own... and for the most comfy seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:53 AM

I have a next door neighbor and another aquantance who both ended up in the hospital and was diagnosed with blood posioning. And would of died. And years later, have problems directed related to that event.

When getting scratched by a cat for the trying to get it out of the cold and relocated to a warmer place.

Ironic - No good dead goes unpunished....

Or Ted Nugnets "Cat Stratch Fear" (Oh did i say that)

kindaloupehackenweez

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:40 PM

Well, I'm sure we can get it to 69 posts, and I'm sure it deserves something, but just what it is, I don't know....





And don't tell me either, I've not recoverd from my last lot of advice from round here yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:33 PM

Are we talking the "Post 69 Position!"

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:19 PM

Surely we can get this up to 69 posts....... it deserves it don't you think?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:49 AM

That's a Cushat job!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Snuffy
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:39 AM

"We race our pigeons around here"......... but do you ever win?

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:17 AM

"We race our pigeons around here".........around what?

David

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 04:21 AM

I didn't know northerners could fly!

Liz it must be quite a long pecker!

Or possibly they're not Great Tits!

G

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Folkiedave
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM

something that I've frequently seen pigeons do

Goddness me it must be awful to live down south.

We race our pigeons around here!

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:42 PM

Ah, Liz, but you do have a way with words!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:22 PM

And now for something completely different...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 05:47 PM

Seems the tits have talken a liking to my garden.... there were 4 hanging off the pecker earlier today....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 07:03 PM

I can see your reasoning, but there are no trees close enough to the back of the house to hang anything from, the windows are not really suited to that (no wooden frames to hammer nails into) and the dining room has a bay window which is impossible to reach over... it's 10ft high and I only have a 5ft step ladder.

It was the bits of ball that dropped off that the pussy ate... The nut peckers have no fat in them so they're much less pussy friendly.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 04:36 PM

I hope you shot the grey squirrel - or North American tree rat, as I like to call it. Now the rats, they're preety indigenous (I think they came over with the Romans).

How about hanging the fat ball from a high (as high as you can (safely!) reach on your stepladder) and thin (too thin for the cat to climb along) branch of a tree.   Or you might try and contrive something with bits of string strung from an upstairs window out to a tree, and a vertical one hanging off that...?   No?    Maybe not.

Just an idea.

S

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:40 PM

So that's where my ex-wife went!
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:29 PM

The pussy has finally stopped pooping, the tits have devoured their fat balls so I'm supplementing their diet with a nut pecker.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:27 PM

I have heard of Weils disease, and I knew someone who caught and recovered from it (he was eventually killed by something far more exotic), but I've never seen a rat eating vomit off the street, something that I've frequently seen pigeons do.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 12:04 PM

Liz, haven't you heard of Veil's disease? It's carried by rats, and fatal. You can catch it from water in ditches and streams where the rats lurk (though pet rats should be OK).

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 11:25 AM

Those have to hurt to wear around.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:22 PM

Lots of things will open up like that, if you find the right button to press....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM

perhaps the Pope when he waves his arms about is signalling to the pigeons - Kill! Kill!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 07:18 PM

So have I, watching the SkyDome open up like a rose.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:54 PM

I've been up that very tower thanks
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:39 PM

For no particular reason, I'd like to post this link to a really nice picture of the CN Tower in Toronto right here in this thread right now.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:11 PM

I can't see why people get so upset about rats but will let pigeons land on their heads and feed them from their hands.

You get more life threatening diseases from the bird than the rodent... a rat will make you unwell but a pigeon can kill you.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:06 PM

Here I thought I'd find some new free websites! Whadda disappointment. Whadda weird named thread! Birds, food and suet? c'mon.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 03:38 PM

Our remining dog, who is on her way out, used to eat her own poo, and talk about halitosis, it would have stripped paint. I am wondering if that is why she has gone blind, remembering stories of Toxicaria, but knowing nothing much about it!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,kindaloupehachenweez
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 03:18 PM

That last entry was from kindaloupehackenweez. (not guest) the field was blank and didnt notice till hitting sumit. My putter has gremlins and been doing alot i shouldnt be to it.

I WENT, and almost decided to change my name to enigma.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 03:15 PM

You own a true dog, Gervase.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 03:14 PM

also a good way to obtain worms and spread diease

oops GOTTA GO!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:41 AM

I used to have a neighbour with a dog and a cat. The dog used to dig up the cat poo and eat it. He reckoned if he could just persuade the cat to eat dog poo he'd never have to buy pet food again.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,DB
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 06:14 AM

A couple of years ago some new people moved in next door to me. The lady of the house hung a bird feeder from the apple tree at the bottom of her garden. Soon after her neighbour spotted a rat in her garden and went totally apeshit!! The local pest controllers were called in and all hell broke loose.
Soon after that I overheard some of the local gossips expressing an opinion that it was my fault - presumably because my garden is untidi... more ecologically friendly than theirs.
A couple of days after the gossiping incident I glanced out of my kitchen window and saw a grey squirrel busily feeding at the bird feeder and scattering nuts, seeds etc. on the floor - where they were being consumed by a rat.
I made sure that I mentioned this to one of the gossips and then just sat back to watch the fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:55 AM

Gervase - you owe me a cup of herbal tea and a new keyboard... and possibly new nasal passages as the presence of lemon tea in them is causing some distress. Has your poopy puppy discovered the shit lined chimney yet?

Giok, I have raised my fat balls as far up as I can reach, it was the bits that fell off it that the pussy had.... thus giving him the clear out of his short little life... The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy.

I must add that the sweet little kitty has also has his fair shair of local fauna too.... ranging from baby mice, to a rat the size of a Jack Russell dog. It was the finding of a single bird claw under the sofa that really put the cap on it.


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:26 AM

I just feel with you, Bobert ... I couldn't resist opening the thread, too ...
We have two fat balls dangling in the garden and a lot of tits, but - alas - no pussies.

What about honouring LtS with the title "Mudcat Titular General" and the right never to be cloned by whomsoever?