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Emma B 15 Feb 06 - 10:42 AM
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Don(Wyziwyg)T 15 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM
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Emma B 15 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM
Mr Happy 15 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM
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Windsinger 15 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM
JennyO 15 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM
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Mr Happy 15 Feb 06 - 11:29 AM
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Windsinger 15 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM
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frogprince 15 Feb 06 - 04:13 PM
RangerSteve 15 Feb 06 - 06:22 PM
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Steve-o 15 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM
The Fooles Troupe 15 Feb 06 - 06:41 PM
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RangerSteve 15 Feb 06 - 06:51 PM
The Fooles Troupe 15 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM
michaelr 15 Feb 06 - 07:40 PM
Bert 15 Feb 06 - 07:52 PM
Mr Happy 15 Feb 06 - 08:18 PM
Mr Happy 15 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM
gnomad 15 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 02:04 AM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 05:58 AM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 06:05 AM
JennyO 16 Feb 06 - 06:26 AM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 06:28 AM
JennyO 16 Feb 06 - 06:46 AM
IanC 16 Feb 06 - 07:28 AM
JennyO 16 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM
Wolfgang 16 Feb 06 - 12:37 PM
Duane D. 16 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM
Bert 16 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM
Scoville 16 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM
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Scoville 16 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM
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Bill D 16 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 05:52 PM
Mr Happy 16 Feb 06 - 07:45 PM
Bert 16 Feb 06 - 08:31 PM
The Fooles Troupe 16 Feb 06 - 08:34 PM
Bert 16 Feb 06 - 08:47 PM
Cluin 16 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM
Cluin 16 Feb 06 - 09:04 PM
Bert 16 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM
Cluin 16 Feb 06 - 09:17 PM
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JennyO 16 Feb 06 - 09:51 PM
JennyO 16 Feb 06 - 10:08 PM
Surreysinger 16 Feb 06 - 10:13 PM
Cluin 16 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM
JennieG 17 Feb 06 - 02:31 AM
Paul Burke 17 Feb 06 - 03:22 AM
The Fooles Troupe 17 Feb 06 - 06:33 AM
JennyO 17 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM
Wilfried Schaum 17 Feb 06 - 07:14 AM
Wilfried Schaum 17 Feb 06 - 07:23 AM
Mr Happy 17 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM
Mr Happy 17 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM
Flash Company 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM
Scoville 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM
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Mr Happy 17 Feb 06 - 12:10 PM
Windsinger 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM
fat B****rd 17 Feb 06 - 02:43 PM
Windsinger 17 Feb 06 - 03:01 PM
GUEST,Ranger Steve at work 17 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM
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Bert 17 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM
Scoville 17 Feb 06 - 04:33 PM
Windsinger 17 Feb 06 - 04:54 PM
RangerSteve 17 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM
The Fooles Troupe 17 Feb 06 - 06:04 PM
RangerSteve 17 Feb 06 - 07:13 PM
The Fooles Troupe 17 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 10:23 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 10:26 PM
Scoville 17 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 10:39 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM
Scoville 17 Feb 06 - 10:51 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 11:06 PM
Cluin 17 Feb 06 - 11:40 PM
JennyO 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 AM
The Fooles Troupe 18 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM
JennyO 18 Feb 06 - 10:03 AM
JennyO 18 Feb 06 - 10:09 AM
jojofolkagogo 18 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM
RangerSteve 18 Feb 06 - 01:20 PM
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Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 02:08 PM
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Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 02:19 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 02:28 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM
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Cluin 18 Feb 06 - 02:41 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM
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Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 03:11 PM
Cluin 18 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 03:24 PM
Cluin 18 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM
Bert 18 Feb 06 - 06:11 PM
Bunnahabhain 18 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM
Mr Happy 18 Feb 06 - 09:30 PM
Cluin 18 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 05:22 AM
JennyO 19 Feb 06 - 05:52 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 06:07 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 06:38 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 07:06 AM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 07:07 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 07:25 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 08:50 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 09:07 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 10:19 AM
JennyO 19 Feb 06 - 10:31 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM
JennyO 19 Feb 06 - 11:28 AM
Cluin 19 Feb 06 - 01:45 PM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM
Windsinger 19 Feb 06 - 03:23 PM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 03:43 PM
Mr Happy 19 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM
Cluin 19 Feb 06 - 05:27 PM
Cluin 19 Feb 06 - 05:53 PM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Feb 06 - 06:37 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 07:01 PM
JennieG 19 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 07:30 PM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 07:47 PM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 08:06 PM
RangerSteve 19 Feb 06 - 08:28 PM
Bert 20 Feb 06 - 12:45 AM
Paul Burke 20 Feb 06 - 04:22 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 05:06 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 05:29 AM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 05:42 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 05:49 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 06:30 AM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 06:34 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 06:51 AM
sinpelo 20 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 07:19 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 07:47 AM
sinpelo 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 08:35 AM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Feb 06 - 08:39 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 08:43 AM
GUEST,ranger steve at work 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM
GUEST,Ranger Steve at work 20 Feb 06 - 09:04 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 09:16 AM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 09:43 AM
Paul Burke 20 Feb 06 - 10:20 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 11:14 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 11:34 AM
DMcG 20 Feb 06 - 11:38 AM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 11:53 AM
Bert 20 Feb 06 - 01:26 PM
Cluin 20 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM
Cluin 20 Feb 06 - 03:58 PM
GUEST,ranger steve at work. 20 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 05:34 PM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 05:56 PM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 06:09 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 07:02 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 07:25 PM
Cluin 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM
Cluin 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 PM
RangerSteve 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM
Mr Happy 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM
JennyO 20 Feb 06 - 09:45 PM
The Fooles Troupe 21 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM
GUEST,sanita 21 Feb 06 - 12:30 AM
Paul Burke 21 Feb 06 - 09:15 AM
Paul Burke 21 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM
Donuel 21 Feb 06 - 01:41 PM
RangerSteve 21 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM
RangerSteve 21 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM
RangerSteve 21 Feb 06 - 03:00 PM
Firecat 21 Feb 06 - 05:38 PM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 04:33 AM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 04:46 AM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 05:07 AM
The Fooles Troupe 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 AM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM
Mr Happy 22 Feb 06 - 03:34 PM
The Fooles Troupe 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 PM
Mr Happy 23 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM
Bert 23 Feb 06 - 07:51 PM
RangerSteve 23 Feb 06 - 08:16 PM
Mr Happy 23 Feb 06 - 08:32 PM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 07:27 AM
Paul Burke 24 Feb 06 - 07:55 AM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 07:58 AM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 09:13 AM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 09:38 AM
Paul Burke 24 Feb 06 - 10:35 AM
JennyO 24 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM
Mr Happy 24 Feb 06 - 12:07 PM
Cluin 24 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 06:57 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 08:29 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 08:44 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 09:24 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 09:50 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 10:30 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 10:55 AM
JennyO 26 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 11:55 AM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 12:50 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 01:02 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 01:38 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM
GUEST,Geezus 26 Feb 06 - 05:09 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 05:23 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 06:14 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 07:03 PM
Cluin 26 Feb 06 - 07:49 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM
Mr Happy 26 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 03:04 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 03:27 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 04:14 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 04:34 AM
Paul Burke 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 06:35 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 06:56 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 08:19 AM
Mr Happy 27 Feb 06 - 09:26 AM
RangerSteve 27 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM
Cluin 27 Feb 06 - 08:12 PM
Keef 27 Feb 06 - 10:59 PM
RangerSteve 28 Feb 06 - 08:16 AM
Mr Happy 02 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM
Wilfried Schaum 02 Mar 06 - 11:20 AM
Mr Happy 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 AM
Mr Happy 03 Mar 06 - 01:25 PM
Mr Happy 04 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM
Mr Happy 04 Mar 06 - 01:01 PM
Mr Happy 04 Mar 06 - 01:41 PM
Mr Happy 06 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM
Mr Happy 06 Mar 06 - 07:00 PM
Mr Happy 06 Mar 06 - 10:25 PM
Paul Burke 07 Mar 06 - 03:30 AM
Mr Happy 10 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM
Jim Dixon 12 Mar 06 - 07:55 PM
Chris Maltby 12 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM
Jim Dixon 13 Mar 06 - 12:53 AM
GUEST,Tabby (Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man") 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 AM
GUEST,Tabby 13 Mar 06 - 02:42 AM
GUEST,Tabby 13 Mar 06 - 03:14 AM
Mr Happy 13 Mar 06 - 11:59 AM
GUEST,Tabby 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM
GUEST,Tabby 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM
Mr Happy 13 Mar 06 - 08:10 PM
wysiwyg 13 Mar 06 - 09:35 PM
Mr Happy 14 Mar 06 - 10:56 AM
Mr Happy 14 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM
Mr Happy 17 Mar 06 - 06:35 AM
Mr Happy 17 Mar 06 - 07:18 AM
Mr Happy 17 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM
Mr Happy 17 Mar 06 - 07:41 AM
GUEST,lvdmeer 17 Mar 06 - 10:34 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 18 Mar 06 - 05:24 AM
Genie 18 Mar 06 - 06:13 AM
Genie 18 Mar 06 - 06:22 AM
Genie 18 Mar 06 - 06:27 PM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 04:36 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 05:02 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 07:42 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 08:15 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 08:37 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 09:28 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 11:54 AM
Mr Happy 19 Mar 06 - 12:59 PM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 09:11 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 09:31 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 09:47 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 10:14 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 10:37 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 11:03 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 11:32 AM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 05:37 PM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 06:14 PM
Bert 20 Mar 06 - 08:48 PM
Mr Happy 20 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM
Mr Happy 21 Mar 06 - 07:47 PM
Mr Happy 21 Mar 06 - 08:17 PM
Mr Happy 21 Mar 06 - 09:04 PM
Mr Happy 21 Mar 06 - 09:25 PM
Genie 27 Mar 06 - 03:06 AM
Mr Happy 27 Mar 06 - 04:08 AM
Mr Happy 27 Mar 06 - 05:39 AM
Mr Happy 27 Mar 06 - 08:09 AM
The Fooles Troupe 27 Mar 06 - 08:19 AM
Mr Happy 27 Mar 06 - 08:36 AM
Mr Happy 27 Mar 06 - 10:36 AM
Genie 28 Mar 06 - 01:55 AM
Genie 28 Mar 06 - 03:11 AM
Mr Happy 28 Mar 06 - 04:11 AM
Paul Burke 28 Mar 06 - 04:27 AM
Mr Happy 28 Mar 06 - 05:26 AM
Mr Happy 28 Mar 06 - 05:47 AM
Mr Happy 28 Mar 06 - 10:48 AM
Jim Dixon 28 Mar 06 - 08:01 PM
Mr Happy 28 Mar 06 - 08:28 PM
Mr Happy 29 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM
Mr Happy 29 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM
Mr Happy 30 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM
Bert 30 Mar 06 - 06:59 PM
Paul Burke 31 Mar 06 - 02:54 AM
Nick 31 Mar 06 - 07:58 AM
Mr Happy 31 Mar 06 - 08:42 AM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 12:30 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 02:50 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 04:20 PM
GUEST,Slasher 02 Apr 06 - 04:43 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM
GUEST,Slasher 02 Apr 06 - 05:25 PM
vectis 02 Apr 06 - 06:17 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 06:22 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 06:56 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM
Mr Happy 02 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM
michaelr 02 Apr 06 - 09:39 PM
Paul Burke 03 Apr 06 - 04:53 AM
Mr Happy 03 Apr 06 - 08:49 AM
Mr Happy 03 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM
Mr Happy 03 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM
harpmolly 03 Apr 06 - 10:23 PM
Paul Burke 04 Apr 06 - 03:12 AM
Mr Happy 04 Apr 06 - 06:40 PM
Paul Burke 05 Apr 06 - 04:06 AM
Paul Burke 05 Apr 06 - 06:06 AM
Paul Burke 05 Apr 06 - 10:02 AM
Paul Burke 05 Apr 06 - 10:07 AM
Mr Happy 05 Apr 06 - 12:45 PM
Mr Happy 05 Apr 06 - 01:21 PM
Mr Happy 06 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM
Mr Happy 06 Apr 06 - 08:50 PM
Genie 08 Apr 06 - 03:28 PM
Mr Happy 09 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM
harpmolly 10 Apr 06 - 01:43 AM
Mr Happy 10 Apr 06 - 06:02 AM
GUEST,Paul Burke 10 Apr 06 - 06:56 AM
Mr Happy 10 Apr 06 - 07:01 AM
GUEST 10 Apr 06 - 07:06 AM
GUEST 10 Apr 06 - 07:21 AM
Mr Happy 10 Apr 06 - 07:46 AM
GUEST 10 Apr 06 - 08:07 AM
GUEST 10 Apr 06 - 09:43 AM
GUEST 10 Apr 06 - 09:52 AM
Genie 10 Apr 06 - 02:44 PM
GUEST 11 Apr 06 - 03:55 AM
Mr Happy 11 Apr 06 - 05:40 AM
Mr Happy 11 Apr 06 - 07:59 AM
GUEST,Murkey 11 Apr 06 - 08:18 AM
Mr Happy 11 Apr 06 - 08:44 AM
Genie 11 Apr 06 - 07:45 PM
Mr Happy 11 Apr 06 - 08:13 PM
Genie 11 Apr 06 - 09:13 PM
GUEST 12 Apr 06 - 03:44 AM
Mr Happy 12 Apr 06 - 11:54 AM
Paul Burke 12 Apr 06 - 12:09 PM
Paul Burke 12 Apr 06 - 12:16 PM
Paul Burke 12 Apr 06 - 12:22 PM
rumgumption 12 Apr 06 - 04:16 PM
Genie 12 Apr 06 - 05:11 PM
Genie 12 Apr 06 - 05:36 PM
Genie 12 Apr 06 - 09:26 PM
Genie 13 Apr 06 - 08:14 PM
Genie 13 Apr 06 - 09:40 PM
Paul Burke 14 Apr 06 - 03:48 AM
Genie 15 Apr 06 - 04:42 PM
GUEST,Cunning Linguist 16 Apr 06 - 10:13 PM
Mr Happy 17 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM
Mr Happy 17 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM
Paul Burke 18 Apr 06 - 03:49 AM
Paul Burke 18 Apr 06 - 04:38 AM
GUEST,Jackie Paper 21 Apr 06 - 03:54 AM
Mr Happy 21 Apr 06 - 07:52 AM
Mr Happy 21 Apr 06 - 08:10 AM
GUEST,Paul Burke 21 Apr 06 - 08:31 AM
GUEST,Paul Burke 21 Apr 06 - 08:40 AM
GUEST,Paul Burke 21 Apr 06 - 08:44 AM
Mr Happy 21 Apr 06 - 09:40 AM
Mr Happy 23 Apr 06 - 08:46 AM
Mr Happy 23 Apr 06 - 09:53 AM
Genie 23 Apr 06 - 05:31 PM
Mr Happy 25 Apr 06 - 08:23 AM
Mr Happy 25 Apr 06 - 08:28 AM
Mr Happy 25 Apr 06 - 09:10 AM
Mr Happy 25 Apr 06 - 11:16 AM
Trevor 25 Apr 06 - 12:18 PM
Trevor 25 Apr 06 - 12:30 PM
Trevor 25 Apr 06 - 12:37 PM
GUEST 26 Apr 06 - 12:36 AM
Mr Happy 26 Apr 06 - 06:05 AM
Mr Happy 02 May 06 - 10:10 AM
Mr Happy 10 May 06 - 10:48 AM
Paul Burke 10 May 06 - 11:12 AM
Paul Burke 10 May 06 - 11:18 AM
Paul Burke 10 May 06 - 11:31 AM
Mr Happy 12 May 06 - 06:09 AM
The Fooles Troupe 13 May 06 - 02:49 AM
Mr Happy 17 May 06 - 09:39 AM
Mr Happy 17 May 06 - 10:19 AM
Mr Happy 17 May 06 - 10:47 AM
Mr Happy 17 May 06 - 12:21 PM
GUEST,Aprils ipod 17 May 06 - 05:02 PM
Mr Happy 17 May 06 - 09:09 PM
The Fooles Troupe 18 May 06 - 05:04 AM
Mr Happy 19 May 06 - 09:21 AM
Mr Happy 19 May 06 - 02:32 PM
Mr Happy 19 May 06 - 03:31 PM
Mr Happy 22 May 06 - 05:44 PM
Mr Happy 22 May 06 - 07:19 PM
Mr Happy 23 May 06 - 08:48 PM
Mr Happy 02 Jun 06 - 10:07 AM
Mr Happy 02 Jun 06 - 10:30 AM
Paul Burke 02 Jun 06 - 11:07 AM
Paul Burke 02 Jun 06 - 11:13 AM
Paul Burke 02 Jun 06 - 11:23 AM
Mr Happy 02 Jun 06 - 12:00 PM
JennyO 02 Jun 06 - 12:30 PM
Mr Happy 04 Jun 06 - 04:48 AM
Mr Happy 04 Jun 06 - 07:23 AM
Mr Happy 04 Jun 06 - 08:06 AM
Mr Happy 07 Jun 06 - 07:26 AM
Paul Burke 07 Jun 06 - 07:52 AM
Paul Burke 07 Jun 06 - 08:02 AM
Mr Happy 07 Jun 06 - 08:13 AM
Paul Burke 07 Jun 06 - 09:47 AM
Paul Burke 13 Jun 06 - 09:08 AM
Paul Burke 14 Jun 06 - 08:43 AM
Paul Burke 14 Jun 06 - 08:49 AM
Mr Happy 15 Jun 06 - 07:02 AM
Paul Burke 15 Jun 06 - 07:56 AM
Scoville 15 Jun 06 - 09:49 AM
Mr Happy 16 Jun 06 - 09:13 AM
Mr Happy 16 Jun 06 - 09:41 AM
Mr Happy 19 Jun 06 - 11:22 AM
Genie 19 Jun 06 - 11:58 PM
Mr Happy 21 Jun 06 - 08:24 PM
Mr Happy 25 Jun 06 - 04:24 AM
Mr Happy 25 Jun 06 - 10:29 AM
Mr Happy 25 Jun 06 - 10:59 AM
Mr Happy 25 Jun 06 - 11:27 AM
Anne Lister 25 Jun 06 - 06:09 PM
Paul Burke 26 Jun 06 - 03:55 AM
Paul Burke 26 Jun 06 - 04:07 AM
Paul Burke 26 Jun 06 - 08:55 AM
Paul Burke 26 Jun 06 - 09:06 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jun 06 - 06:32 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jun 06 - 09:36 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 03:30 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 04:16 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 04:22 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 06:41 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 07:26 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jun 06 - 08:38 AM
Mr Happy 28 Jun 06 - 08:59 PM
Mr Happy 28 Jun 06 - 09:35 PM
Mr Happy 28 Jun 06 - 10:25 PM
Paul Burke 29 Jun 06 - 03:18 AM
Paul Burke 29 Jun 06 - 03:27 AM
Paul Burke 29 Jun 06 - 04:16 AM
Paul Burke 29 Jun 06 - 11:31 AM
Paul Burke 30 Jun 06 - 06:14 AM
Mr Happy 30 Jun 06 - 06:58 AM
Mr Happy 30 Jun 06 - 07:25 AM
Mr Happy 30 Jun 06 - 08:32 AM
Paul Burke 30 Jun 06 - 08:59 AM
Mr Happy 30 Jun 06 - 09:07 AM
Paul Burke 30 Jun 06 - 10:03 AM
Mr Happy 07 Jul 06 - 09:51 AM
Mr Happy 09 Jul 06 - 08:26 AM
Mr Happy 09 Jul 06 - 08:35 AM
Mr Happy 09 Jul 06 - 09:51 PM
Mr Happy 09 Jul 06 - 10:17 PM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 04:26 AM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 04:50 AM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 05:04 AM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 05:28 AM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM
Mr Happy 10 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM
Mr Happy 12 Jul 06 - 04:51 AM
Mr Happy 12 Jul 06 - 12:18 PM
Mr Happy 13 Jul 06 - 06:32 PM
Mr Happy 20 Jul 06 - 12:15 PM
Paul Burke 20 Jul 06 - 12:30 PM
Mr Happy 24 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM
Paul Burke 25 Jul 06 - 04:54 AM
Mr Happy 25 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM
Paul Burke 25 Jul 06 - 10:46 AM
Paul Burke 25 Jul 06 - 11:27 AM
Brían 25 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM
Mr Happy 26 Jul 06 - 05:03 AM
Paul Burke 26 Jul 06 - 08:03 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jul 06 - 05:56 AM
Paul Burke 27 Jul 06 - 07:17 AM
Paul Burke 27 Jul 06 - 07:26 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jul 06 - 10:58 AM
Paul Burke 27 Jul 06 - 11:32 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jul 06 - 10:43 AM
Paul Burke 28 Jul 06 - 10:53 AM
Paul Burke 01 Aug 06 - 08:13 AM
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Subject: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:07 AM

Oh boy.

Oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy.   :::evil cackle:::

OK, just did a quick forum search to make sure no other 'catters have already tossed this out for public consumption...

Want to have some horrible, horrible fun?

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.

2. Go to Google Language Tools and translate the lyrics into German; then from German to French; and finally from French back into English.

3. Post the results verbatim.

4. Either invite your friends to guess the song based on the newly mangled lyrics, or just laugh your own self stupid at the results.


(OK, maybe it's a geekish thing to get excited about. But I still think this game taps into a primal well of human evil.)

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:18 AM

What is the substance with you pit-lets And, where its desired Jimmy is? The boys of the soldier had selected it and had far radiated it above far away from me. The last pay day, that into the attached city registered was and redcoated seduced it inward and had drunk begun it and would improve to gallows.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM

Good sailors sing, as the sea fills its hearts with courage
to make songs of lassies and a courage and fortunes powerful documents,
but me a song of a sailor me has me in Jamaica
sings met which examined most courageously courageous in all the seven lakes.
The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil
the nonedible beer of the jack delights.

Our captain has tankard the jack the powerful one drank once tested which it has in order us them all is thus seemed gone to leave to the bed that we awoke with the cries in our manner of captain on in nest which it sings that A tries to fly with the wind, and on the late ones finished to him.

Choral society: This beer was not also dark like one night of the so bitter moon in December as a man who his in May also strong pizzle like six horses lost, also bitterly and uebl like Judas the drinkers weltlichsten of the jack, it requires that will most surely say. The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil

I have also largely with a boy gesegelt who was largely and, as a mountain that placed to the bottom a Pinte half at this sailor on a knee to which we supervised, turned to him, as if knows the Klippen tops of Dover and threw old jack like a gift with the powerful blue sea.

Choral society

that I have once tests of the thimble jack the invention daemonische the spiders me however felt that I am in order, have me with a chicken, two ducks, a lamb and by the aspect on his faces I must have had oxen a good night awaked.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:34 AM

The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil the nonedible beer of the jack delights.

I've supped a few of those in my time.

The good merry luck in the sense of hearing pot maeht here now that the good luck at the barley the good merry luck in the sense of hearing pot maeht the good luck at the barley, the OH, the sense of hearing pot, sense of hearing half, the phantom circuit sense of hearing searches here in one a little decrease good luck, good luck, maeht good luck at the barley


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:37 AM

"the phantom circuit sense of hearing"? guffaw!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:42 AM

Dublin in the adapted city, in which the girls are, therefore I adjusted rather initially my eyes on Molly Malone soft. It turns its Wheelbarrow by the wide and narrow roads, the shells of crying heart and O alive alive O alive alive O alive alive the shells of heart and shells bad crying O living alive bad shells

He he he!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:52 AM

The sun had placed beyond the hill of yon, through the dull one moor, so mow and lame, a boy there came, to the door of the farmer: can you "are to say me where ' before there is, and to one which I will use," to plow and to sow, to collect and mow, and the boy of a farmer, and to be the boy of a farmer? My father died, and my mother is left with five children, large and small; And what is increasingly worse for my mother, I am oldest of them all. Although little, I work as hard as a Turk, if you give me use, to plow and sow, and collect and mow, and are the boy of a farmer. And be the boy of a farmer? "and if that that you I will not use, a favour I, - will you shelter me have to ask, to the cut of the day, the breath of the cold winter? To will the cut of the day, I go heavily far elsewhere to research uses, the plough and sow, and collects and mows, and would be the boy of a farmer "and would be the boy of a farmer? The wife of the farmer cried, "judge the young man, left do not seek more". "yes the father" the girl cried, whereas the tears rolled in bottom of its cheek: "for those which would work, of the ' tis hard to want and wander for use". Don't leave it left it are to leave, but remain, and the boy of a farmer, and to be the boy of a farmer? The boy of the farmer grew a man, and the good old men died couples, them on the left the young man the farm which they had, and the girl for her bride; Maintaining the young man who was, firm A now, often it thinks and smiles with joy. Ah, day happy it came from this wayThe sun had been adjusted on the mount of yon is, for machn blunt you firmly, consequently you and lamé, a boy maehen had come there, to the door of the farmer: can you be me presumption "where ', before she gives and to one, that I use,", to collect the end to plough and to sow the boy of a farmer, and maehen and to the boy of a farmer says, and to be? My father died and my nut/mother with five children he is left, and mostly small; E that stops my nut/mother is each time more worse, I of am all oldest it. Although little, I works how much one so strong turk, if you to give the use, the excess to me to the plough and and and is the boy of a farmer collects and maehen the ditch of the tap. E is you it boy of a farmer? "and if this, that you me do not use, a preference I, - you protect me obligation, for the cut of the daily one to ask for, the breath of the cold winter? To seat in you the cut of the daily one well, I with distant difficulty another one where, uses, to investigate and to collect the plough and to beat to the ditch and maehen and would go the boy of a farmer "to be and the boy of a farmer would be? The woman of the farmer cried out, "judges the new man, to the left does not look for not more". "the father" cried out the girl, when the rips in the surface lowest of its mordant one had rolled: "for those, that would work, ' of the tis strong to desire for the o use and to the movement". Left is, but the boy of a not lhea farmer leaves to remain and the boy of a farmer goes, and either? The boy of the farmer grew a man, and the good old men had died the pairs, it on in the left of the new man the farm, that had had, and that girls for its bride; The kept new man, who was now, arrests, frequently he thinks d and he smiles with joy. Ampere-hour, the fortunate day lode it in this way


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

THE PATIENTS NOTICES. Mr I to write to you this remark, to explain itself why my situation for currently it it letter is not me a pretty sight which my body is all the black and blue, my face deathly a gray and myself do not write this remark today aiming to say why to Paddys to work. * while, to work in the quatorzième stick, some brick, that I to remove owe, for they to the bottom von such throwing, a height not good an idea of the supervisor not very to satisfy, that strapping awkward Grasscholle it to say, that I charette they it directing in my Hod niederwerfen to have. Now, personally removing all these bricks, it was so slow, therefore I drew a barrel to the top and ensured the cable below, but in my haste aiming to regulate work, I was too blind to see that a barrel which is full with bricks of building, with difficulty when I was. And thus, when I solved the cable, the barrel fell like a control and the cable adheres firmly that I started in top instead of me, germinated like a rocket until my fear me this half manner found in top, me the bloody barrel met in top which comes downwards. With regard to the ground accelerated it and as I cook in fallow my shoulder the barrel the upper surface reached than I struck the wheel with my head, me adhered above firmly, deaf person with the impact, of this one almighty impact and the barrel which was ruined to the bottom of half of bricks, fourteen floors. Now one satisfies, as these bricks of the barrel to the floor which I met then the barrel prevailed and thus the cable, my body adheres to the bottom still still firmly which was strongly requested the pain, like half manner downwards, me, the barrel still strapping started. * it forces it of this zusammenstosses, half manner the block of causing multiple to use and boeseen a still firm state impact to adhere the cable, which I in direction ground to fall and I to land on defective brick the barrel, which to disperse more. I put aechzen reason I thought there that I exceeded the ƒÄ worse +dˆeëèl became, the barrel rad of wheel however struck and then the lower part a-Dusche of the bricks did not make jump which were liked downwards on me, me had receive a hope, like I purge the reason there put, me let go the bloody cable. The barrel then then still started to the bottom and towards the line that heavier it is landed on me, since I put after the floor, three to notch to him in left fallow and my arm and myself can say only that I hope that him why Paddys does not include/understand today with work.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

Naughty shells! Stand in the corner!

Just one more:

Ah early in evenin ' aprés the darkness,
wark you there creeping blacklegbergarbeitern,
Wi ' their oleskinhosen just disappear
short dorty, more acklegbergarbeiter!

They do not take at their selection '
doon, them go to width unit excavation the coal, are belaw '
it give a woman in this Toon aw
look at more blacklegbergarbeiter.

Ah, Delaval is a terrible place.
They rub the damp loam in a face blackleg,
roond heaps of pit run them a Wi-foot
the mountain workers dorty of blackleg.

Now do not go in the proximity of the mine from Seghill.
By the kind they stretch a line, width unit
hook the throat a ' cut the thorn
O ' the mountain workers dorty of bake-put.

They will take at your tools ' fringues likewise '
hoy it doon to hell of the mine the o '.
It is ye of doon goes ' ye from prices well
slight dorty of blackleg from Ye!

Are connected the combination, while the ye can.
Do not expect day, up to it dyin ',
for can left its far away,
mountain workers dorty from blackleg Ye!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:58 AM

Wow. :D

That's got to be the most surreal version of "Blackleg Miner" I've ever heard.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM

Paul! - you've got to get a life :)

Remember the Babelfish version of "Danny Boy" you showed me a couple of years ago?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM

If it had other penny, it would have another papada, which led to the fact that it plays the hill to tines at girls bonny the hill of Byker, and which Walker de Byker at children of the neck volume support ever more children of the neck volume of the edge of the hill, and of the Walker de Byker ever more, if I did not come first to the dirtyness had capucha still no shirt of the hole receive now two, or three holes of the Walkers, which were made or by me, pitman and the adjustment of humans of the cone, them drink manosean make then from Geneva, around it begins to dance with one Sum of Elsie Marley the coal the delegate receives half of a crown overman receives five, and the sixpence just, over in top and under Geordie Thompson to put up it had danced a pig struck with a shovel and danced a personnel the whole kind at the hill of Byker Elsie Marley.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:08 AM

enroulez in top in me Oilskin and Ueberbruecker kme.
On the river basins they are not seen declared - moi
simply only I they take I travel,
the old collaborator shipmates
and I you see a day on green fiedler.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM

Well...there's always this pub-classic. Sadly, it came out rather tame; but here it is, after a trip through the Alsace-Lorraine...

I to have the Rover savage for much the year
To play and I to have my entirety money for Whisky to spend and beer,
Now, which I with gold in large report to turn over
And I never to play the Rover savage more
And that No, nay, never
No nay never more
Play will I the Rover savage
No never more


Better yet:

I am right a poor boy and my history am seldom declared
That I want to say resistance pocketful of Mumbles, then are promises wasted:
All to find and of Jest, nor to hear a man, which it to intend to want and to neglect the remainder,

When I my house and my family to leave, I more, when to come a boy
In the company that from abroad
In the rest of the station, which scared to put to run
To leave weak, the bad quarter to choose, where the zackigen the person,
To go after the place only to seek

They to ask it that wages of the worker to know around, I, after an employment to seek, but I to receive any offer
Right A kommen-auf Dirnen on 7. Allee,

Which I to explain, to give time, when I, therefore only and to the house, Where New York the urban winters do not purge me
And acted to go to the house

In Reinigungstandplaetze a Boxer, and a combatant carries by his trade
And him them advertisements
Of each glove which put it to the bottom
Or it it cried outside, in its anger and his dishonour,
"That I leave, I leave" crossed,
However the combatant Remains still


Hee!

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:10 AM

BANTAMCHahn

1. * it a Bantamhahn musculus rectus abdominis, therefore animated, and rigid, and a spry, with a springy stage and a feschen plume, and suitable a sight in its eye, its small black eye, it. I took

2 with the basket, and introduced with him to my broad seventeen eyed hens, tupped him, and him tupped, like tups Hero, then it folded it size with them all and then, upped him, and him tupped ' with EM of all still, him.

3. And then after the peace of me and me geese, it disturbed ducks rudely, SPIRITS eye glasig-glaenzendes and opened opening, they perforate them all fortitude, and a small number of the thanks, them.

4. It jumped my Kichernguinegefluegel and, my twenty hysterical of Besuchswander- and Truthaehne Swan forced its attention, but Bantam which was thundered above, it made. *

5. it ravished my fantailtauben and my lily-weissen columbines, and during I who budgerigar to close me with key, to jump he my parrot behind, they on me currently shoulder it. *

6. then that whole suddenly, Keuchen and a mouthful, to applaud it its hand its head, to fall flat on its from return, its toe in the air, my to put dead Bantam cock, and Vultures to encircle fresh, they.

7. What for plate of Master, splendid animal food what one that manner and to die, I TC a tomb, for the storage of its bones of famished dug buzzards in the sky, when Bantam opened sly an eye weniges.

8. It gave me Grinsen, and terrible would make sign, in the manner which to which rapists, it, said to you "them sees, large daft in top there bummelt, they are downwards in a minute, or two, IS CVers BOTTOM YOU in one MINUTE ODER CDans BOTH.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:13 AM

Christ, this is addictive. I'm out of here

Don T.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM

Feh. You'll be back. :)

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM

My young love did not say to me, "my mother worries" too much "and my father becomes you for your lack of kind" and of him took a step "not slightly" far from me and this one which she said: It in is not, a love, until the day "does a step a long time far our marriage it from me and it moved by the fair and vernarrt I paid attention his movement here and movement there and then it turned heimwaerts with a star the evening on the sea the people said waked up like animated Schwan, wed both who were more e' er, but one had one ensures which was never meant and I smiled, while it with their goods and its pinion exceeded, and which was the last that I saw liking my. Evening came yesterday too it me, came my loves dead it to enter so gently that their feet not of DIN, while it put its hand on me and this one which it said that "il is not a long time, loves, until day" forms ' our marriage '


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:27 AM

A amp�reheure, cracklin of ' Turned pink to receive ' slowly ' with the panel will assemble it to us, until there is to go no more, takin ' and the Lord not not to know itself to sing you me to have which a time with the Hitchin injury of a poor fellow is not here ' on a train of paddle nothin ' these I Obacht taking along, a song, perhaps, if I do not need, of step of man for a happy melody requires statement wishes OH- I loves my Rosie child received you to it manner of forming me fortunately you and me go us in to a type of Cracklin women bought Of Liedunterhaelte runnin ' on a play maintaining to him, play it now, play it my Cracklin baby ' of Rosie form ' now ' me to smile and a girl, if all lasts a long time an hour, wells, well of the ' cause are which, us harms to receive, the world right to adjust find to us a dream that it is not any question which does not place, received yeah OH- I the loves my Rosie child you it manner, me to train you fortunately and me goes us in to a type of pink Cracklin ' who are you a memory, the woman are bought, but you leave me like Guitarre hummin to sing ', therefore you hang above to me girl, the our daughter, if all lasts an hour a long time, well, well ' of the cause is which, us harms to receive, the world right adjusts finds to us a dream that not one to require around of Bababababa Babababababababa-Baba, do not require more Bababa, Bababa Bababababababa-Baba, Bababa-Baba


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:29 AM

I was surplus Snowdon, I slept on Crowdon, I was which it were located with camp Waynestones also I I have sunbathed on the kind-hearted, after 4 sgorel to the cinder and many more to things I can say my rucksack I have oft, will be which me pillow a heather it has oft, they will be which me bed and more soon than part of mountains 4 I thinks was sufficiently dead CH: I will be rambler, I will be rambler from road manchester, I is which I obtain by all me pleasure the difficult road moorland I I can be wageslave on Monday but I will be man on Sunday in the daytime was freely valid ending and I was nichkhodyashchim downward Grinesbrook exactly of the upper Tor when voice it began to cry "hey you" in the road, was which keepers they make it and the poorest side that always I saw things that it he said was unpleasant in the teeth of its fury iego of the aforesaid "more soon than part of mountains 4 they think 4 will be sufficiently dead" it it called me I will stitch and said "think thought grouse" grow prettier I, but me still not smogl to see why completely is kinder-hearted intelligence officer moors roundabout I could not accept and poor grouse and 4 he said "completely this earth will be my original" on that, I is which it stood tryastiyushch my head no person it has right to its own mountains more than the deep bed of ocean Ii1 of times it loved maid, welder spot by trade, it was which valid in proportion to rowan in tsveteni and tsveteni of its eye it observed the blue sky Moreland I it wooed it from April until June on the day that we they must be after we married by me send for ramble instead of for more soon than part of the mountains I I think 4 will be sufficiently dead so I I will take a walk where 4 mountains of will surplus and hill and 4 I will lie where the fern -orl4k deep 4 it belongs to the mountains, the clear going fountains where the gray lie of rocks ragged and steep I saw white hares in gullys and the overhead expenses of mukhy curlew high and more soon than part of mountains 4 I thinks was sufficiently dead.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:32 AM

Hmm...

Forgot to suggest this: it might be advisable to insert line-breaks before pasting results.

The whole massive text-block gets a little hard on the eyes, especially if it's a long song...

Just a thought.

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:33 AM

Water in is not broad, me can oer, I wings A flies gives me can and the two rudders, my loves and I receive a ship are there and it is deeply charged segelt the sea, it it can be at which major point but not thus deeply, since those know inside the loves me me are, not if I go down or I swim leaned my back above a oak thinking that trusty a tree was it, but it folded initially and then broke him, therefore my love examines a boat to which from two transport false to me made me has fingers in a soft shrub the most suitable flower N to mir ein Boot, das zwei transportieren kann und beide rudern, meine Liebe und I erhalten Ein Schiff sleeps STI und sy segelt das Meer, das sy tief geladen wird, wie tief centre kann river mouth nicht also tief, da die Liebe ich innen ich wissen sind, nicht wenn ich sinke oder schwimme Ich lehnte meine Rueckseite year einer denkenden Eiche, dass are ein trusty Baum war, river mouth zuerst are verbog und dann are brach, also meine Liebe prueft falsches zu to mir tat Ich erreichte meinen Finger in irgendeinen weichen Busch die angemessenste Blume zur Entdeckung denkend, die ich meinen Finger zum Knochen und on the left with the flower the most suitable OH- has piqu� go is imposing and of the loves of the loves is homosexual friendly like jewel, if it is initially new, but the love rises old and the cold owes einwaechst and far as the cables of morning verblaesst I goes border, while you owe free loves I a man, me do not like which, owes I is carried, therefore a small art number with regard to the loves a man who' ll cut my heart if rotation of higher part of shell of heart of the money bells come then my for loves, you too me pinks in the cloudy direction then flower for the winter my return of love to me


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:35 AM

Good sailors sing of Songs of lassies and a courage and fortunes, as the sea their hearts with courage to make powerful letters fill that I Song of a sailor sings however that I met in Jamaica which examined the ƒÄ more courageous +dˆeëèl the courageous one in all the seven seas. * happy Jacks undrinkable Ale powerful a sup to use the wind in your veil, the this happy Jacks undrinkable Ale. Our captain tested once tankard Jacks powerful of the Potion a whole which it seemed towards the line, therefore we awoke all naps left to insert us, in Screams in our manner of captain in the nest that let us sing in top tried to him to fly with the wind and become died to him finished. The Chorus of this Ale was as dark as one night without the moon in December which is as bitter as a man who lost his pizzle in May which is also strong, like six horses, like land-mark and evils, which of Judas ask those drinkers worldliest Jacks, she most surely says. * Chorus I segelte with a young man, who high and also broad, that Pint the mountain one of a half a this sailor downwards after a knee to place, which to pay attention to us, while it so white that high Klippen Dover itself to turn and old Jacks like blue powerful gift sea warf-oben. Chorus I tested once a casing of Jacks demonic invention, but to slip by I believed that I awoke me with a chicken, two ducks had precisely, a lamb and the bovine one by which sights on their faces that I must have had a good night.

Well, the last line says it all.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:57 AM

I when my knapsack mountain track/truck of my back section which loves the thing which is sung and I go simultaneously, wandering about alongside me love the fact that it goes. Cho: My knapsack of the rah my back section of da of ree and Val of da of ha ha of rah of da of ree and Val of da of Val of rah of da of ree and Val of da of Val ha ha ha Val. The fact that you wander about with the flow which dances with the sun which calls my happy song where I am delightful so that come and connect in me, is loved. I shake those where I meet in me, entirely inclination my hat. Bluebird is loud so from all wood of the green wood, calls the candy. With the ‚Ð beam the high overhead costs where it flies, you do not go to bed under any condition at the house, but with o'er us you walk and in order to turn worldwide, exactly like me, you love the fact that you sing. Well, me perhaps you laugh, Ohio state which is always sung with me perhaps that you wander about to the day when it dies under the clear blue sky of God, me, it goes,!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:02 PM

All you suitably and if if tender girls                           Who flower in your head, come the highest perfection             Pay attention, to pay attention, not to consider your fair garden    To leave of man in your Thymian, of Thymian to fly like                                                         

If your Thymian is old and if gone                                  It is not interested more in you,to you                           And in each place, in whom your garden with a diffusion was Completely more rueber surplus with Street, Street   
                                                                     A woman is branchy a tree                                        And a man with particular wall, wall                              And of him establishments takes imprudently                         It what can find it to find

Addictive ? errrrr...............


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM

A woman is branchy a tree                                        And a man with particular wall,

luv it!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM

Here's a good one:

Cigarette and of the Whisky and wild wild of the woman,
It it to move you they to lead, lead alienated you
Cigarette and Whisky and wild savage woman
they to move you they to lead, lead alienated you,

At once that I happy and good a woman
I to be enough last money I for the life,
I one gallon to meet and us on Spree
outward journey they to inform me, that around Whisky to smoke and drink

And now I weak and defective with age
The line on my face a good writing side to train I leavin ' this history, like sad however,
Juste on woman and Whisky and that they to make cigarette and Whisky...

To write you on the cross amndt with the head of my tomb
For woman and Whisky to find here a bad sklavennehmen,
Which to inform, that dear Fremdnehmen, which dear friend then to inform,
In large letter this fine word to write


Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:20 PM

OH -, the summer time comes, and the trees blossom to devagar, and the wild Gebirgsthymian ascends in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms. Choir: they go to go of raparigas? E we go to take off it all Gebirgsthymian completely wild in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms, we go you together of raparigas, to go? 2, Estabeleço my love a Bower yon to the free ones and the crystal wells, and on it I accumulate all the flowers of the mountain to the 3. If my love just, it does not have me, me finds certainly others, to take off Gebirgsthymian completely wild in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms. 4. OH -, the summer time comes and the wild trees blossom to devagar and the Gebirgsthymian ascends in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:34 PM

You know OH- or do not make it you
These new not liked depositor that we Elsie Thompson have,
Him them name are
And them help us doffers with each framework

Coils IH fol R
Coils IH fol ray
And each morning, if it it to enter,
Hang around their layer on the most pin
Rotations,to consider their friends
Who say, "verflucht you, doffers, bind in top your ends!"
And then, our chief it comes
Who his legs "are folded" completely "in top" as an old ass of Sticks his head around the door
With "bolts your ends, doffers,"

Howls to him finally

"Aloud inside to you our ends which us surely,
Because us lions
However not into high our ends in Elsie Thompson for you and we again leave our frameworks
One period of waiting for of Elsie Thompson return


I think they're coming to take me away............


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:07 PM

PULL to COie de Tim Finnegan

FINN used gentleman in Walkin ' of the road
A, Irish, ungerad powerfully;
It had to be enough itself and to waive brogue of decrease and at the world that it carried hod.
Now Tim kind has love-worth tipplin '
with a love of the Whiskys had that he became born above,
around each day to help and it with its work,
it a "decrease thur, which became cray" from the each morning.

darn of choWhack of fol O,
your shoes shake dance at its Partnerwhirl the soil;
It was not the truth, which I had explained to you
divide in lots the pleasure at the goose of Finn of the trace!

Mornin ' Tim was feelin ', that fully is
its head, was heavy, which informed it at the vibration;
He is driving service leader pleases
and its crâne broke,
and he has it for the house carried its body, in order to wake itself.
They rolled it in top in a nice clean sheet
and it to have outside after the bed
posed gallon of whiskey to its feet and a barrel bagagiste at its head.

cho:

Its friend at the trace and at Mrs. Finnegan,
who was asked into tay the received lunch
first it, and in farmhand shank together
then whistle -, tobacco and Whiskydurchschlag.
Biddy O ' Brien considered braillent
"a so nice clean body, imprisoned you of the whole one?
"O Tim mavourneen, why you died?",
Arragh judge it gob meant for the McGhee Paddy!

cho:

Then Maggie O ' Connor has the work taken
"O Biddy," meant "you has injustice, I is"
Biddy safe upward, it toward the left one gave it a belt in gob
and in it sprawlin ' on the soil.
And then the war committed itself soon to '
Mrs. Twas to the woman, and at humans to equip
Shillelagh law was whole rage,
and a row and ruction soon began.

cho:

Ducked Mickey Maloney its head if noggin,
which the Whiskys at him steered,
it were missing and on the bed, which absent-minded alcohol UeberTim falls!
The body animates still! See, how it rises!
Timotheegras it, which waives itself from the bed,
indicates "whirls it whiskey over as Thanum flames Dhul!
Made you it thunk, for that dead I is?",


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:14 PM

GOOD one Amos. :D

(And you used line breaks... :::LURV!::: )

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM

* ON BLUE the MOUNTAIN one of the morning, to come hanging a one morning to you, over morning in May overheard I one to marry a man zu with a girl statement, that "you from of to be born high, pretty Katie and in collaboration with me on the blue Allegheny mountain,", which I you a horse, to like to buy, and a support aiming to go up to buy I another' N, for by your side assembling to us each Tavern to stop and drink, if us on blue mountain dryness, to go Katie and I "good, to make to a step their mother then, in anger they" girl, expensive girl, it one to marry man moreover, * it it mother Allegheny "" OH -, expensive mother, it it it man of my heart not the one terrible a dishonour for me and my love zum to distribute I any woman, that indeed I on blue the mountain zum in Allegheny to see", which it it last marks I to see he probably, he becoming seller, around Katie, its favourite to go up to envy, there by its side has to laugh and one to sing and happy, on blue the mountain zum in Allegheny us on the left in front of starter of crack on a free buckskin and roan last high shivering Kiefern, where mockingbirds behind dark port-hole aechzen, where eye never to see you on that.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:15 PM

the version one of NUTS was there left and bonnielass, made the version one of nuts with group, and it drew it height, and it drew it low, and it drew it, where they hang. ', until tired in detail, it put to him doon and slept below wood, as to beyond three lusty young men came, three lusty young men and with that strongly. OH - which embraced the first its lips rosigen, thought to him is wasnaunrecht. * it it second unloosed to measure Mieder to them, which to become to sew with silk. And what Third that to leave did, none in these Song is started. But the lassy wakened fright, and she says that I slept too a long time.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:17 PM

Ijust luv it -Great fun!
mightbe good to say what the song is though !


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,jojofolkagogo
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:23 PM

I just LUV it !!! Great fun and good reading !!

It might be an idea to put the title of the song though, I dont know all of these and are hard to recognize !

Nice One
jo
jojofolkagogo@yahoo.com


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM

My whole life a circle;
Sunrise and to lay down sun;
The moon rolls by the nighttime;
Until the starter of crack of day comes around.

My whole life a circle;
But I cannot declare you why;
Season more which slips by again;
Jahrunterhaltrollin ' beyond that.

It seems, such as I was here front;
I cannot remember when;
But I have this merry feeling;
That all we are together again.
No right straight line forms my life;
And all my roads have closed loops;
There are no clearly cut beginnings;
And until now step of Dead-ends.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM

It might be an idea to put the title of the song though

Well, whoever threw it together meant it to be a game. It's a challenge to see who's song-savvy enough to guess the titles, even based on the horrible renditions.

But I second that. Maybe posting the title WOULD be a good idea.

And line-breaks. :) Gotta love line-breaks.

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:58 PM

Little baby of silences, not it cry,
To know to him that the your mom was carried to die
Around all my attempts, its Lord, soon more rueber

Too much late, my brothers
Worries too late,
However of all my attempts, Lord, his soon never again rueber

If the religion became a thing which Rich buy
Of the money could, saw was and who arm
All my attempts, Lord, its would die soon more rueber

I have a small book, me given more rueber
And each side freedom
All my attempts was spelled, Lord, his soon

There is a tree in Paradies
And Pilgrims him calls soon the tree of the life
All my attempts, Lord, his more rueber


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

It esy left more largely and bonny left and it mogen beerand its name Cushy Butterfield is me desire since it was here.
Well, anyway it is me first try.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 03:20 PM

* Litany Dalesmans
hard, if of the people not not work to find to be able,
in which they to raise and put at the world,
when I young, to always think I,
bide I' ld under fruit and corn,
but I to force, for in the city working,
so here my litany,
trunk and Halifax, and hell, good Lord, delivering me.

When I sought of Mary Jane,
he did not say a day, with of Squire with of Th' old
"me has sector for wedded people,
chooses, if wed, or the stay"
me that not to let leave could that I liked,
therefore at the city owed us,
of the trunk and Halifax to flee,
and delivers the hell, good Lord, me.

I worked in Leeds and Huddersfield,
and damaged brass honest,
in Bradford, Keighley, Rotherham,
I have my children and to want to say left held,
are me all the three round-offs Ing RID
and at once that I went to the sea,
to forge, with the mills and veils of the ships,
the good Lord, delivers to me travelled.

I went the night by of Sheffieldwege,
was ' T like its in the hell precisely,
where furnaces of the languages of fire pushed,
and howled as the crane,
I fell dug coal in Barnsleygrube,
with dirtiness to my knee,
of Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham,
the good Lord, delivers me.

I have an expansion of fog on of Leedsbruecke,
to have seen as thick, as a soup of the Bastille,
me to have lived, where people,
as of rabbits in a basket to swim
considering to the bottom thus me have snow Bradfordkessel,
black slowed down were far, as the ebony wood,
of Hunslet, Holbeck, Durchhang Wibsey,
good Lord, me to deliver.

And now our children all rose,
to the country are turned over us,
there is to slow down forty miles heathery festmachn,
' Twixt us and the coal wells
and there me by fire sat the night,
I laugh and cry glee,
of the trunk and Halifax, and with hell,
the good Lord, to deliver me.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:13 PM

This one turned out to be pretty easy:

Where did all flowers go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all flowers go? Before long time.
Where did all flowers go? Young girls selected it, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all young girls go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all young girls go? Before long time.
Where did all young girls go? Gone to young men ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all young men go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all young men go? Before long time.
Where did all young men go? Gone to soldiers ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all soldiers go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all soldiers go? Before long time.
Where did all soldiers go? Gone to the Graveyards, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all Graveyards go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all Graveyards go? Before long time.
Where did all Graveyards go? Gone to the flowers, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:22 PM

I have meeting him one party and my heart were still
Da do run run run, da do run run.      
Somebody told me which that its name invoices.
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron.

Yeah, my heart was which has still admitted, Has of Yeah, its name, was an invoice and him me east went the house.
Da do run run run, da do run run.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:25 PM

America the country which me body a god. Be has dimension of their and outward jouney them of in top them by the night with a light. Mountains of the meadow, Has the ocean knows with foam rubber. A god to bless my tete of America house know.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Steve-o
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

I its of return in D support
Where a friend a his friend
Where D longhorn cattle returns still
Outside on D of Jimson to bad grasses
Back in D support
Me its slightly assembles again D
Totin' outdistances my forty-furnace
Where sleep us still old again jed night
And D only law its enough
Back in D support


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:41 PM

These are truly thoroughly folked up songs...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:48 PM

Oh, Lawd, Dick Cheney, Bam-ba-lamb (2x)
Dick Cheney went a huntin', Bam-ba-lamb(2x)
Bagged himself a lawyer, Bam-ba-lamb(2x)
But he hasn't died yet......
Dick Cheney where'd you shoot from?


OH -, Lawd, Cheney, Bam-Ba-Lamm (2x)   
Cheney huntin 'est allé épais épais, le Bam-Ba-lamb (2x),   
lui einsackte un avocat, Bam-Ba-lamb (2x),   
mais il n'est mourant pas encore......,   
Where'd épais Cheney qui vous germent?

Incidentally, it appears the French have no Dick...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:51 PM

Help! I can't stop!

They me in films to use you.
They will a large star of me.
They form a film of a man who is sad and only.
ANd all that I make must function naturally.

Me bet which they will be me a large star.
A Oscar could gain you, cannot never say.
The film which a large star will form me,
because I can play the role so well.

I expect that come you, me in films see.
Because I then see simply the woman.
You it imbecile to which strikes great time.
ANd all when I make has to most function naturally.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM

oops, copied from the wrong place...

OH -, Lawd, Cheney, Bam-Ba-Lamm (2x)
Cheney huntin ' went thick thick, the Bam-Ba-Lamb (2x),
him einsackte a lawyer, Bam-Ba-Lamb (2x),
but it is not not dying yet......,
Where' D thick Cheney which germinate you?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: michaelr
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:40 PM

Damn you all -- I've had to wipe the screen twice!


In 1814 to take to us a small voyage,
in collaboration with colonel Jackson to the bottom powerful Mississip. We took little a bacon and we took small beans,
and we fought the bloody British in the city of New-Orleans.

We did not supply our rifles and with the British held comin',
were there thus which much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin'
on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

OH - that we looked to the bottom the river and us who were seen coming the British.
It must y have had hundred of the 'EM-beatin' on a drum.
They took a step, therefore strongly and they formed their ring of horn.
We were behind our packages of cotton and did not say a thing.

old Hickory statement, that us 'EM by surprising to take to be able, if us not our muskets abfeuerten, until us 'EM in the eye to look at.
We held our fire with us seen well their faces,
then we opened our Eichhoernchengewehren and gave to 'EM a small hell

which we did not hold our rifles abfeuerten and the British comin', were there who thus much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin'
on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

We fed in our Cannons, until the barrels melt downwards,
we seize Krokodil then and we fed with another circulation.
We filled his head cannonballs and pulverized centres,
and when we have affected far the powder, lost which gator its entendement.

We did not supply our rifles and with the British held comin',
were there thus which much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin' on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

They ran them by those briars and ran by that brambles
Ran by the shrubs, in which a rabbit could not go
Ran, therefore not to chamfer hounds to be able `em
Down which verfangen the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.



Cheers,
Michael


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:52 PM

* a ship, this whole on the sea segelte,
and the name our gilded ship Vanity
and to fear us us, that it by Spanish enemy to take,
while they in the country, country, weak segelte,
while they in the sea segelte.

Then made to a step our cabin boy and courageously outspoke
to say him and him our captain
"what you give me would become,
if I swim the side of the Spanish enemy became
and if they go down in the country from bottom,
the country of bottom, bottom and they goes down in the country from bottom, sea"

OH -, I you of money gives
and I you gold give would become,
and my own daughter more appropriate their bonny to must am,
if you swim along the side of the Spanish enemy
and they go down in the country from bottom, low
from country of bottom
and go down them in country of bottom.

The boy it made read him slightly
and resulted on the panel laengsseits of the Spanish enemy
swam him and to him and with the its bracket
and the wave of slug in its side perforated to him drillings with three,
and him with the fall him in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom,
and him with the fall him in the sea of country of bottom.

Then, it swam quickly of return
to Zujubeln of the crew,
but the captain would not consider it
for his promise that it made with Street,
and it scorned its bad entreatings,
when it complained aloud,
and he on the left him in the country of bottom,
in the country of bottom,
a bottom and him on the left him in the sea of country of bottom.

Then, it swim quickly its messmates around in Portseite
and until have cry entirely bitterlich him,
"OH - messmates, draw, me for me involve in top with TIDE,
and I descend in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom,
me descend slightly in the sea of country of bottom",

then draw its messmates him,
but on the platform it be die,
and they fixing him in its hammock which be broad thus measure
and, it have lower and him on the panel
and him have involve with TIDE,
and it be descend slightly in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom, and him
is gone down in the sea from country from bottom.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:18 PM

In the cave in the chasm, removal with the shovel towards outside is the ore, which lived the minor, with forty more niner and its sweet orange of the girl _ OH I liked, OH my dear OH I to want, who to lose the soft Thoukunst orange and always to go, to frighten to be sad, soft orange. The light is probable him and divinity, and its shoe is the new number, the box of the Pacifiques herrings that sand like a tomorrow daily in nine wire its duck for the chorus of the topses of sweet orange to water did not have each one, success its foot, around projection/lead to be opposed divided in the solution of rubber salt of foam. The lip of carmine one of the chorus on water, the bubble, the switch is burned to cross and is lucky, but, I is not does not have swimming, therefore lost I want to say sweet orange. The minor then chorus, by forty which with the niner starts more for arrived increases on very fast and of Kiefer, the idea is now him more jine of oughter him it girl, him and her sweet orange. The chorus in me awaited vainly that it doth always confused with me, Robed soaked in clothing in the salt solution; It frequently embraces operations in me in its life, it is bucket, I form a distinction now releases the limit.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

You I tragoydi' sw one, the green it increases the eagerness, which is you, who somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. You I tragoydi' sw two, the green it increases the eagerness, both, two, boys krj' Nos-white, it equipped with all with green, which somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. Three, three, the competitors four for manufacturing Gospel five for the symbols with your door six for the six proud walkers seven for seven stars with the sky eight for rainers of new April for the nine intelligent ones of polishing ten for the ten mandates eleven for the eleven which went to the sky twelve for the twelve apostles


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

Dido Bendigo

while I during a one morning the last autumn to arrive,
overheard I slightly splendid Foxhunting,
between two noblemen and Herzog Buckingham,
if early, right the day to be born there.

It there had of Dido, Bendigo, Gentry which it was there-o,
the piece of race, never looked at there had him behind him,
him of Countess, Rover, left Bonny, and Jover,
those was hounds which could find it.

* source the first fox, which young person it,
and its right to start tentative,
it right for the river to far form,
it it high hill yon to run to leave
and descend weak Kieme yon and to think,
which it its freedom there for always finding.

Sources the following fox which is old,
and its attempts behind being born,
it is precisely formed far from the well for the river,
the fox which it jumped inside, but Hound' S which was jumped after him,
was to it the piece of race which was destroyed to him there for always.

Wells it ran on the level
but they have it soon still,
hounds the fox are never removed,
decreasing twelve months right today be,
since I heard that said Squire,
"listen to you, ahead, my courageous hounds for always"

I reckon that after 12 pints some folks could nearly sing that.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 02:04 AM

Sounds just like an old english folksinger singing old english folksongs after 16 pints of old english ale...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:58 AM

I am Sheeeeeik of Aaaarabeeee (without trousers above!)
Your love belongs meeeeee! (without trousers above!)
The night, if you sleep (without trousers above!)
Intoooo your tent me Willenscreeep (without trousers above!)
Stars shiiiineabooove, (without trousers!)
Our Weisentooooooo Lights Luhhhhhhve! (without trousers above!)
You to lay out this country with me, (without trousers above!)
I am the shock agitated Sheeeeik of Aaaraby!!! (without trousers above!)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:05 AM

Damned if I can figure out where the verses split here...


You do not worry that of wind, nor the sea of role of the inert night never ensures me, but time the hardest day of a sailor must pay attention the sun, while it far him is broader day gray the finest line of funnel that the ship which that sea is still prison that to resemble me segelt, but me to give it wings as the pigeon Noahs verblaesst which me port i-Liebe was there a time flies, my heart like displacements and to save itself in open sea was free, since to save the country there one washes, comes however, with the door of my loves if I am formed behind the screws for shoes streptocoque Peters anstarre, me by to the bottom this silver plated way go a long time and my loves in my OH-Lord of the arms take again became, if dreams were true only, I would have my hands on this rad out of wood and with my whole heart I would turn him ' round and the boy to declare that we are jumped heimwaerts me, that the time led like an apparatus, until blue water me turns green then, dance to the bottom this manner on banks and segelt the gray line of funnel more.

And veils it it gray line of funnel more.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:26 AM

It can be really hard to find where the verses start and finish. In this one, two of the verses seemed to be hopelessly entwined, so I left them together.


How I expired during May one mornings, to consider ein-entspringend saw two Maide collects me and lets be ready and one of them, him hands ausprass

OH- lieb-O! OH- lieb-O! Me husband of courage in him not to receive. OH- lieb-O!

Me the admiring husband, where it goes and each one looks at well after him with its imposing qualities and the leg gut-geformten, but it does not have me yet courage in him

me husband can dance and Kapriole and all those to sing and make who installs for him, but it cannot make the thing which I wish, because it does not have courage in him

of all the kind of vittles placed at the disposal me has the type of meat which for him with of Auster the cake and rhubarb also install, but still it does not have courage in him

each night, I are more o'er it throws me to leg and clip hand I between its thighs filters of the long years use it me its bed and each night formed which I am beside him, but I did not increase this morning with me, maidenhead for calms have you him courage in him

me wishes the husband who would have died to him and in his tomb me him this song as me the husband would quickly sing to me to put and then I would find the other which did not have a little courage in him

all ye girls to come thus intends on me to marry a man, before you it do not have is not received from courage in him


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:28 AM

Device to jump in wardroomdrinkin ' Gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I do not worry more knockin ',
but I are not goin ' inside ' '!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
That laughin Jimmys ' like it' dregen,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
It is again lookin ' with me odd cuts!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!

cho: Chicken on a raft over one morning of Monday,
OH - how one sight terrible aiming ' there ' to see,
Dabtoes ahead and men of highways department to the back,
a' pickin Sittin with a chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!

The medium and the morning gave me are also, now me pullin ' on a whalin ' a crew.
Seemoewewheelin ', that, are more i-oughter obenliegend, are in me featherbed a head!

I had a small girl in Donny-B and it trained an imbecile of me.
Your heart was like a shower that pussers, the race which is hot to the cold in a one hour quarter!

We embraced on re-examining on a bus of midnight, it did not cry them and,
the foot am I this one which it likes the best or precisely Kuckuck in the nest of another man?

A amazonmaedchen only it lived have kids in both and in three,
it a sister in Maryhill, said in Dumfries,
that it does not become, will think it however me,!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:46 AM

My bonnie is the ocean, my lies bonnie the sea, my lies bonnie above the ocean, O takes to me more of more than of return my bonnie.

cho: If you bring back, you take an O to me take return of return to me my bonnie. If you bring back, you take an O take return of return to me my bonnie.

O impact ye crane on the ocean O roast ye the crane on the sea; O impact ye crane on the ocean and take return to me my bonnie.

Yesterday evening, like I put on my cushion, yesterday evening, as I put on my bed; Evening, since I put myself on my cushion, dreamed my bad bonnie yesterday was

the crane died on the ocean, the crane on the sea roasted roasted; The crane on the ocean and my bonnie to roast me return taken.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: IanC
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:28 AM

THE VOLUME OF BLACK VELVET

* in clean small a city
they it apprentice to name,
to act me, jump and much soft a chance, hour me,
it to spend by, owing to the fact that clean small the city

(occasional Chorus)
their eye, which they like diamond to shine,
I to think they it queen country
and her hair on their shoulder to hang,
which in top with a black volume to bind.


A bad misfortune I which came me
veranliess to flee of the country
far from my friends and the relations beyond that,
to betray by the volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern Broadway
meant downwards and not a long time to remain,
if that which meets however me, a pretty suitable girl come, traipsing along the way.

It was imposing suitably
and, its approach which it was like Swan right-hand side,
and its hair hung on its shoulder,
in dependent top with a volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern with this pretty suitable girl,
and a Mister who leads us beyond that,
I knew that it meant to make of him
by the sight in their roguishschwarzauge.

Its guard, it of its bag took
and placed it enough in my hand
and was very first the thing which I said,
a bad chance with the volume of black velvet.

Before the following judge and mornings
should not appear to the jury, me;
The judge whom he says to me,
is proven clearly young man, your case him.

We give you far seven years
from the country control of punishment to spend;
Far from your friends and relations,
betrayed by the volume of black velvet.

* to come thus very if you merry young person conveys,
a-Warnungsnehmen by me,
if you outside on the city, which I,
to make to attention young man pretty the colleens.

You with strong drink, my young men you treat,
until you are not with same being;
And very first the thing which you know,
is you is landed in the country Van Damiens.

:-)
Ian


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Please open your hearts and your purses with a man who it did not understand badly receives all the impacts is and Flueche nothing wishes certainly you to him, but it asks you wistfully well to represent, hallo you thinks that he is not a friend, a louse; If you remember those thus the debt that you him owe the owner of house which lends to his house with

choral society regret you to you it owner of house downtrodden and its of return which and the twisted respect is charged its gray hair, not to ask around repairs and not to be afterwards with the rent.

If clouds of thunder seize and if darken themselves, you can sleep intact in your bed; But the owner of house must have sat in top and to listen and tremble and be astonished and fears; When you are killed you die in a speed and you never know your misfortune, but the owner of house agitates one of my houses with a concern of --- "was attached?"

If an owner of house resorts to a sale, you do not think only him they for of Bosheit corner; It functions of the major conviction, and what is right, is finally what is right. But I see that your hearts are hardened all and that I fear myself that I satisfy in futile; However, I hope that my last pretext becomes begnadigt, if I still ask on my knees:


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wolfgang
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:37 PM

Just one single translation into German has already the full effect for me.


Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM

A suggestion, if you haven't already figured it out, translate one verse at a time and and cut and paste to wordpad. Reconstruct the pattern like the original and add the additional verses and choruses as you go. I found when I tried to do the whole song at once, the lines got mixed up and out of order. I found this out by the third one.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM

Of ye ken basin with its layer, therefore homosexual,
ken Of ye basin amndt to the cut of the day,
ken Of ye John, which, basin, if it broad far,
with its and its horn the morning hounds.

* for the clay of its horn to take to me von my bed
and the cry von of sound hounds,
which it to lead it oftzeiten,
' Ansichthullo ' the basin it died or the fox its Lair the morning to awake.

* yes ken I basin and ruby as Ranter and Ringwood
and public Ausrufer and to align,
one to discover aiming one to re-examine,
one to re-examine an opinion an opinion a death the morning

as then here basin with my heart and heart to make you us his health drink,
to make you flat finish it to us,
to follow to us basin by fair and opposite to the rule,
if us good drives out the morning to wish.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM

* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
Lilies, thus the plate and Pinks so honest the Myrtle,
which with a color and Lattenaronatus with luminous eye
so luminous Blaus.

I sing and am me dance, my laughter me stops homosexual
this savage with the wines, lead ensures far.
Although my heart breaks now, it never knows that to be
the name left me trembles and my cheeks of plate aiming to ignite.

I never think bezaubere of him, am wildly me
each heart and the mass homosexual me which I influence.
I live, to regret the sunk hour to him,
it sees that gained, then neglected, frail the wildwoodblume.

It declared me that it liked me and promising to like
unglueck and patients of gutter, all the others on other gained to him;
Ah, misery aiming at the explanation it left me in Silence,
no word of the departure.

* it to inform me, that around it liking, it me its flower to call, for it it the whole luminous one each hour to flower,
but I to awake my to dream, my idol fatty ground on,
which my sight love all verbliessen far.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:08 PM

I should rather then be been in Richmond in all heat and the rain,
in Georgia which carries the ball and the chain.

Chorus: Do not receive drinkable any more... * + 2,
manner to the bottom the Plankestrasse old man.

I went to the bottom mobiles,
in which gravel train,
they intended to penetrate the following thing of me
I which carry the ball and the chain.

* good veranliess

Dondi, of Oh- dear Dondi, that you then to treat to me
to leave, me, my Knoechel wound to carry swell it and to connect and now.

Knoxville is good a pretty place,
Memphis is a beauty,
if you want to see it pretty girls,
hop maintaining afterwards of Chattanooga.

I will build myself a ray
on this Gebirgshoehe,
therefore I can see it pretty girls,
while they will go up beyond that.

Sources my one night dead wife of Friday,
was buried Saturday,
it, was one Sunday my day
and Monday seeking to me heiriet.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Just one more! Actually, I'm amazed at how badly mangled some songs end up, considering how basic the lyrics are to most old-time stuff. A lot of what I translated was beyond unintelligible.

I am most courageous cowboy
to fly, how, who never to the west
I everywhere went,
which is received rocky from the balls in my center

in eighteen hundred sixty-three,
I the emigrant volume connected
we went from San Antonio
through large Rio

I come out on the meadow
I the line to throw in such a way downward learned
I learned at the pocket money,
but at me much to have equipped it does not amend

come out to the meadow, and I learned to fly,
and, if I stole this cowboy, as lucky I felt,
have one large brimmed white hat
my saddle was carried also very well,
and if bet that I called the clay/tone mien

I went before it for beauty
for the love, it was in vain,
until they carried me avalent in Dallas,
over a ball to be carried and chained


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

Oh, my GOd--I can't stop. Damn you!


Heart of their cheatin ' leaves you
you cries walks and walks and tries to sleep,
but sleep does not come the whole night by
their cheatin ' heart avowedly on you,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains,
which you mean around toss and names to call
you the floor the way go
I it cheatin ' heart heart Willenskiefer explain on you

their cheatin ' a daily do
and you threw the crave love away the time,
come, if you explain it cheatin ' heart on you are blue,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains
you around toss and designate my name,
you the floor the way go,
I it cheatin ' heart explains on you


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

This does it--I'm getting off line;

I to want, in order a cowboy in love to be
I want, in order to learn I plaine want rope and revolution to want in order to put o up ' it and to divide
I want abandoned exterior in the large west to want
in order to hear cry steppe wolf,
during sun into the west to set
I around a cowboy in love to be life i better love

I to want in order to put old painting up goin ' on a race
I to want in order to feel wind in my face
A thousand thousand attaqu whole light city cowhand a ' s rhythmisiert
I over mean close main thing to rest sleep herd,
during moon downward above to shine
I want to be more tapoter my guitar yodel étendre ee oo
the love of life I


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM

Many years ago, Jack Paar used to do this on TV with jokes. He called it "The Berlitz Bit"...he'd have 3-4 translators on, and whisper a joke to one, who would then retell it to another thru French, Spanish, German..etc....and then back to English. It was usually impossible to get any of the point.

And we wonder how the United Nations functions at all!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:52 PM

I think part of the problem with the running the verses together may have to do with the lack of punctuation. Some of the DT entries lack punctuation.

Personally, I don't mind some songs mangling the verses together, (you would object to THAT in this thread?!!!!), but you could try punctuating the verses properly before starting.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:45 PM

You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.

It was attached and blew a little around the paper of Jackie, he having the string and the sealing wax and the other luxurious raw materials it loved, you lived puff of Ohio state, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


The boy who as for noble king and Oji where together as for those as for Jackie which is moved by the boat where the billowed sail has been attached view perched was put in place with the enormous tail of puff as for the pirate boat which bends whene'er which comes when puff roars from that name, as for the dragon which lowers the flag and Ohio state permanently, is small so and is not the ring of the wing and the giant who have lived and were painted makes the method for the other toy.


The paper of Jackie 1 gray night which is caused above this it did not come and the mighty dragon, the puff which finishes that daring roar of him.


The puff where that head like the rain fell with the scale of sorrow and green and bends did not do playing already alongside the lane of the cherry.


That until the end without the friend, as for puff it was not possible to be brave, so, the puff which the mighty dragon inserted in that cave heavyheartedly, Ohio state


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:31 PM

If if you bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh, a sport
bind me, of Kaenguruh bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh to the bottom, a sport,
bind to the bottom me to of Kaenguruh,

pay attention me provisioning wallabys, connect,
pay attention me provisioning wallabys.
They one are brooded dangerous, collaborator,
therefore you pay attention me provisioning wallabys.

If you hold me fresh cockatoo, you,
you hold undulate me fresh cockatoo.
Not to go fonctiamment the imbecile, the undulation,
to precisely hold to me fresh cockatoo.

* to install if if you platypusente,
to intend me to pay attention platypusente,
to leave to me you not ' in running to leave Amuck,
intend to pay attention me platypusente.

If if if you play me that digeridoo, play me blue
digeridoounterhaltplayin ' him, until I germinate,
blue me,digireedoo

Abos, of Bruce made me of Abos made me go to loosely
go loosely to be to him without another use, Bruce,
you play thus leave me, go loosely from Abos.

Braeunen you me skin, if I died,
Fred braeunen me skin, if I died,
us its skin, thus died to him, Clyde
and who braeunten it, is hangin ' on the hall.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:34 PM

Just as well Rolf Harris is not dead, he'd be turning in his grave!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:47 PM

They receive a line and I' II receive a station, honey,
receive you a line and I' II receives a station, baby.
They receive a line and I' II receive a station,
and to the bottom with drilling of Crawdad,
honey, baby of sugar,

wells, you suit us pick up old man, slept you too late, honey, (2x)
we pick up old man, slept you too late
and last piece crawdads on your plate,
honey, well of sugar baby.

be old woman, they slept too late, honey, (2x)
you pick up old woman, they slept,
the Crawdad man too late made barriers gefuehrt)-unser,
honey, well of sugar baby.

A man with a bag, honey, (2x)
turn over length a man with a bag on its, of Packin '
turn over on his all crawdads that it can pack,
honey, well of sugar baby.

That it energy to make, if the lake curtly will do (2x)
what suiting you, if the lake goes curtly,
on the bank sitted being and who crawdads to make attention die,
honey, well of sugar baby.

What do you die going if those crawdads, honey? (2x)
that you sat active to make, if those die crawdads,
on the bank, until I cry,
honey, well of sugar baby.

I heard, drake, say honey, duck (2x)
heard me too much that drake says duck,
that there in is not crawdads in this one sea,
honey, well of sugar baby.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

on dark fresh Oedlandlandstrasse
wind in my heat odor hair
that colitas, which in top in top by the air
ahead in the distance to increase,
see I, who a shimmering light,
which my head heavy to raise and my sight weak raising
I to have for the night to stop

There, it was in the entry;
I heard, them - ich and bell of mission
to me thought which this sky could be,
or this one could be a hell
it then lights in top a candle
and me showed him, the manner
of the voices were there to the bottom the corridor
I thought that I intended it to say

   constantly with reception with the hotel California
   an exciting place, one exciting much
   sector in the California hotel of the year,
   you can find to him here such such

Your entendement is absurd Tiffany,
it received the closed loops Mercedes
which it received a quantity pretty, pretty boys
that it sweated friendly,
as they dance in the court,
the soft summer a dance,
to remember calls,
a dance aiming to forget

Thus, I called the captain;
do not take to me my wine
which he said, had please us this spirit
since nineteen sixty-nine
and still call here these voices of that
they in the night, they to precisely hear
far purely in the medium saying

   a reception to the hotel in California
   an exciting place, a face exciting
   to live to it such such in top him in the California hotel
   what takes a pleasant surprise, with your alibis

mirror on the cover,
statement with that rosafarbene Champagner on ice
and you, that us straight
to collect our characteristic here to prepare
and in the main sector,
to seize they for the celebration,
which they with their steely measuring personnel,
however they to be able not the right animal to kill

With the last thing which I,
point out me, for the door,
I to me ran the passage in the place to find return owed me before
me relieves, said that nightman,
us am programmed for you that to receive
can re-examine outside, always if you want,
but you can never go

(Joe and Don compromise on the incredible Guitarrensoli radical aiming to finish)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:04 PM

All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
Expensive all the good with the Mudcat anniversary.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me Mercedes Benz?
Don't my friends have all it
that I must form the damages which are strongly worked my whole lifespan, not of assistance of Porsche of my Lord of the friends O, buy to me Mercedes Benz to you?

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me a television apparatus of color?
choosing to find the dollar me which me delivery each day with the Lord with 3 O waits,
you do not test buy to me a television apparatus of color?

Do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city
which I count on you Lord, please leave me not in the passage.
examine that you like and buy following circulation to me.
You do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:17 PM

The anchors will swindle us benevolent and to the bottom becoming jumped,
to take unfurled the veils downwards round you in the medium the world manner
around me courageous boys and role

We swindle to the bottom to manner around me courageous boys and role downwards


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:24 PM

...And trying to take it back the reverse way (resultant translation back to French to German to English again) gives:


The anchors become us would amount to good-natured,
and the seizure jumped in the reason to become
unfurled the sails down around them
in the center the way to the world around me the courageous boys and the role

We would down amount to in the reason at the way around me the courageous boys and the role


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:33 PM

There ought'a be a law governing this kind of stuff!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:37 PM

On the pipe of insulation which was covered completely with cheeses,
I lost my bad Fleischkloeschen, when somebody sneezed.

It stored the table and on the floor,
and then rolled my bad Fleischkloeschen of the door.

It rolled in the garden and under a shrub,
and then was not however my bad Fleischkloeschen with nothing chews.

The corn salad was also of good taste the next summer,
which could be of good taste, and early that it became a tree.

The tree covered with beautiful foam,
cultivated to him completely of Fleischkloeschen exciting with of Tomatensauce.

Thus, if you eat the pipe of insulation which is covered completely with cheeses,
to sneeze influence in your Fleischkloeschen above and not indeed.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:41 PM

Ambergris and jam of scurvey of the whitewash. you pull petard that and they the boys stop distant top to pull bully. The ambergris and tran of scurvey of Lim are we Ragouts for Cincinatti.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:50 PM

Scoville,
The one you posted starting with:
* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
reads like Shakespeare, amaaazing...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:51 PM

As we ooze in this small dark apparatus sector in that of the showers by your heart a pressing circulation the small furnace of pot which burned oily rags and coal.

Like Winterblizzarde to roast and Whalingflotte put in the at-rest state, in bay protected from Leigh of port, surely 10 coast attached to coast. Those whalers at their stations, as from hall with hall suit them, carry small bags to coal with them, and little of with an iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

The man of Paddy firemen worked with me on the rigid and cold apparatus. With the truth he was a foreigner - there is not a lie which it did not declare. And it spoke in praise of its gold mine, and all the hearts it became bonny direction gained and its of shone Juste of environment like a ray of the sun.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

We worked seven week days, with the cold hands and the frozen feet. Days and only land-marks of the nights, Grog form and of the fights, fish of salt and Walfleischwurst, fresh Penguineier trailed one have, Festlichkeit and us, to work each day by the crane eisige and the rain of snow.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Then, during one day we saw the sun and the ships of treatment and fishings which are of Rueckhol. If you meet your old friends, you sing a song; if you hope that the season is not enough, homeward the border is when it rueber sound; we leave these Cove eisigen, I always recall but me this little of iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:08 PM

Seems that even putting commas at the end of lines doesn't stop stuff getting mixed up. Have a look at the last four lines of this one! Anyway, we don't want them to make too much sense now, do we :-)


Its the one night old baby,
youngest of 10, poor small Scherflein,
the mother bathed a mother was fatty and the baby was,
only skellington thin which was rolled up in top in the skin.

The mother who was turned more for the soap of the toothed rack,
be did not go it one minute, but,
when it of return received, the baby, and in the anguish he, cried
' OH -, in which my baby ' is, answered angels was gone:

Your baby is the baby plug' ole
and your the socket-outlet is descended,
the bad small thing thin and thin was gone down,
therefore, should him in a jug be bathed.

Your baby is,
does not work to necessary him not a bath more,
him his manner gone perfectly fortunately precisely front by the sewers,
not.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Surreysinger
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:13 PM

Whose idea was this?? I just spent ages putting each line in separately. This one doesn't seem to be too far from the original in parts, but it's worth it for the last two lines of verse 4 alone. (Amazing what digital technology and cameras do for translation of what I would have thought to be a fairly standard word!!!)




When I which eighteen I took a wife
I loved it dear, while I loved my life
Maintain and for their tidy and homosexual
I went robbing on the highway of the king

I robbed never each poor man already
Still I was not in the debt of dealers,
But I robbed the homosexuals lords and the ladies
And I carried the gold for house to my love immediately


To the garden of the Amors I away
To the garden of the Amors for to see to the play
Group of the lord Fangen's, whom I exercise there did
And I was taken by the verfluchten crew

My father cried "Oh my sweet son"
My wife, those it cried and cried "I is annuliert"
My nut/mother, if she tore her grey bolting devices up violently, cried
"Oh- in its photograph device, which it should have died"

Now, when I went dead and to my grave
Flashy a funeral, which I crave
Left no however fat robbers to follow it me
Give them good broadswords and sweet liberty

Let six pretty Maide my covering up carry
And you give them flowers and sweet nosegays all
That they can say, when they speak the truth
"A wild and common youth goes"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM

Try cut & pasting a verse at a time. Gives the translator more to work with.

Putting in the whole song seems to mix things up too much, I found


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:31 AM

An old man came me seeking, Hey dority which an old man make, came, me seeking, I being came young person, me all seeking, to marry an old man me girls, if it wed never of

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now we go the church, with D hey make dority if us to go with D church, me its young person if us to go with D church, him on the left me in with D demolished girl if them its, old wed a man now if we make neither go young never our bed, hey dority now if us to go our bed, me its young person if we say outward journey our bed, nor to make him to girls if them her young person wed an old never man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now, it suited you to sleep, hey now made dority, when we went to sleep, me being young, when we went to sleep, of the bed which I crawled in the arms of an imposing young man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

And I found to be falodoorum, Fadidledodoorum that I found to be faloodoorum, Fadidle all the day found me to be falodoorum and received my daughters dingdoorum thus to him, if you are never young wed an old man

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:22 AM

I've just gone from looking up a transcendentally beautiful mediaeval hymn to Mary Magdalene (O Maria, prius via), to this thread. Sublimes with the ridiculous one, as the translator would have it.

Just has in love meringues to all of you!

This doesn't fare too badly:

The proud ************* proud Maisrie

of Maisrie amounts to the door of its father
directly like magic pasture staff
to it a gardner child,
with a red in its hand put up come there,
its hand red from A in its hand put up.

And it to have mine it waived well fairly,
if you will give me your flower,
and under which I will make a dress for thee for flowers
in yard of your father,
will make for thee I a dress for thee.

The lily space bar will be its shirt,
it to liebkosender bodies,
and the concern waived your stays to be,
with a red at your center, your center
with a red at your center waived itself.

Their dress the parfuemierte thymian,
you celandine of apron,
your chamomile under skirt to be,
just has in love meringues and is connected and connected,
just has in love meringues and connected.

Their gloves will be the clover flower,
those pour là-bas in the lawn out,
I them honestly with the poppies will sew,
which develop under corn, corn,
which develop under corn.

Their feet, which I will tighten with the red road the shoes,
that one develops in the garden fine,
I rayeront it with the fairy taleful ferns,
come connects your love with mine,
with mine, comes connects your love with mine.

For, since you made a dress for me,
under which summers flowers,
then I clothes the thee under the winter showers showers
under the winter showers will make.

The white milk snow will be your shirt,
which embraces cold weather of your body,
and which will be rigid rains your coat
with a black thunderstorm in its face your face
with a black thunderstorm in your face.

The horse, which you will put up at the time,
will be the winter impact,
I a brake at it with the breath of the wind of the north will place
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail of the hail
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail.

The hat of the clouds on your head
will be the grey of southron,
and each time that, which you ignore close,
I will wish myself you far far far
you to wish far far.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:33 AM

Opening: It would be however one evening calm on the stages, alas, hath Fooles outside carousing. A lusty source of Singen approacheth by blackening, largely stumbling.

* they to sing this in the future known Tavernsong -

one night on the city

You do not give us of the OH-Lord, one night on urban drink all which we wish, but we precisely do not fall,
do not become to the bottom, strongly long drink the whole night,
of little the assistance of our friends,
OH-Lord to leave us to you, Bens to drink to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will go Bens wenching?
let hope for us that this part of the night never finishes.
Strongly the whole night a long time, not to require of assistance of our friends,
the OH-Lord, not to work you to do us, of Bens wenching to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will sing Bens?
Tis recreation aiming to sing with the drunk ones and clay deaf friends.
Does Carouse long of the whole night, of little help of our friends,
will not leave us, will suit you to sing Bens of the OH-Lord, you?

OH-Lord, if there is some-a which fights with of Bens,
we adhere together who are that with friends corner.
We fight the whole night a long time with us outside at our ends,
OH-Lord, whom we are thrown ready, if with of Bens fights there.

* OH-Lord, to send a truck - around us house, after us to take to drink and fight, interest us,
around not zu durchstreifen and with knack us not of wound head,
on Morrow, which us to the bottom coming,
OH-Lord, not that you to leave us one night on the city.


I dunno - makes just as much sense - I think....


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him, more types of animals as you saw indeed that they would run around free, while the mass was carried and was all the most exciting that unicorn

All was there Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born more exciting, it was sure unicorn

The Lord who was seen einigesinning and - be, gave him those pain and says to him, the "place of state of return, me him rains forms" that he says, "He of Noah, me explains you what establish to him a moving zoo and and take some-of me do those

Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, while you were born, you my surely do not forget unicorns

The Noah old man was there, the call to answer that it precisely finished to form Arch, while the rain which was started, to fall him which proclaimed animals two by two markets and him, while they came

He Lord, I have however Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked of geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, Lord, in am not me, therefore can me unicorns right find "abandoned

And Noah looked by the control rains it outside which dissimulated it, was played unicorns and the stupid plays which takes a step and sprinkles, while the rain was falling OH-, stupid unicorns

There was Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen Noah cried, "narrowly the door, because the rain falls and we in cannot precisely await unicorns"

The Arch collected to move above, involved it with the tides that those looked in top unicorns rocks and they cried and water came to the bottom and to the kind far swum from them which is, why you never see unicorns to date

They see Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born, you will see surely never any unicorns of it


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:14 AM

Easy to guess because of the famous rider.

English-German-French-English:

Yankee Doodle Ritt zur at the city
after small Pony;
it adhered a feather on its hat
and city the maccaroni.

But I think is even better: English-Portuguese-English:

Yankee Doodle mounted to the city
in top of a small pony;
he pierced a penalty in its hat
and called it maccaroni.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:23 AM

Here I left out the Chorus to make idendification mor difficult.
It's in the Digitrad!

I heard, heard me, the old man,
Today, of the holidays,
You-Lay-ay, OH -! You-Lay-ay!

We work tomorrow, however no work today,
work tomorrow, however no work today us.

We are jumped far sauté for ' bay Frisco,
us far with the cut from the day.

Us jumped around Capehorn,
to wish us far Christian who us were never put at the world!

OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen far, OH-Ziehen far,
' can be paid yer!

Translator's note: That's really fun!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM

Certain conversation of Aleksandr, and some of hercules hector and Lysander, and such large names as these.


But the heroes completely of the peace of large, any who can compare with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, to the the British Grenadier.

Those heroes ne'er of antiquity saw the ball of cannon or they knew effort poweder in order to slay them foes withal. But our bravest boys know it, and banish all their fears, peyut tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the the British Grenadier.

Whene'er we are governed to storm palisades our march of leaders with fusees, and to us with the grenades of hand.


We throw them from glacis, about the ears of enemies. Ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


And when siege over, we to the repair of town townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys, here come Grenadier!


Here comes Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!

After this, ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


After this, prevent us to fill bumper, and drink health to those which they bear covers and bags, and you bear louped clothing.


May they and their commanders live happy all their Lethe with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, row, for the the British Grenades


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

[English to Chinese, then back]

Cosher Berry has an engine which it always wants to repair, and the basis strength, she can make four mile each hour cho: You once saw, did you once saw to be you before once looked at the such funny sight?

Runs in the night from her does for 20 mile each hour Gower when she has blown the whistling through the station person, she has frightened a half country.


Cosher is bought she two and he draws she very grandly works as the driver to grease her person, she nearly burst her boiler.


Cosher Berry's sisters Lena she is the survival can weave in her with darn our stockings Blaina but she cooks it to shock.


Cosher Berry's Brother Rupert he played has stood one half is the newport, when they played had opposed Llanelly some person kicked him in the abdomen.


Cosher Berry has works she not to have a daughter which oughter she quite goes off course only, we will draw the veil.


Cosher Berry went to Exford * for but he never left to see the pretty waitress and his station through the registration.


Its sad Cosher oh the sight drove his small engine and he to fall in the tunnel and climbs bloomin the ' funnel.


The Cosher Berry's little engine could not even sound its alarm to make the steam to go is higher he to make the water in the fire.


Yes, he dies Cosher Berry and they invested him in the coffin but, they have heard Cosher Berry which knocks, only jokes.


Very good, the devil cannot have him but he to give him the stick and the competition for alone establishes above the Barford hatch. * The Exford = Oxford (Oxford voice imitation) JB Cosher Berry's Brother Mathew has a work in the clean statue but when his wasd is clean he to slip and to break his elbow Venus.


Uncle Cosher Berry's Reg He goes in the ' edge, after Reg uncle feels but the ' edge well is some wetter.


Yes, I know his Brother Rupert when he has played scrum one half for a newport ampere-hour, but when he occupied rugger he to look at this kind of silly billy.

The Cosher Berry's sisters Chinese natrium is very good, she played her to go to the hammer grand pianna, the hammer, the hammer, said until the neighbor, "should die her!"

Sings well in the choir in Sunday night of us works as we are tight and our ' Cym Rhondda ' that side sign edition angel jive!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Flash Company
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Stanley Unwin is alive and well and living in The Mudcat Cafe!

FC


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Duane D.--must be the mark of truly antique lyric construction (It's "Twine 'Mid the Ringlets" aka "Wildwood Flower", from 1859). I guess they don't make 'em like they used to.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:08 PM

If I had a hammer which I would become the morning hammern,
me the evening...
completely more this country hammern,
I danger hammer to me
a warning to hammer,
me love between all my and my sisters
on this country to hammer completely.

If I had a bell which I would become the morning
it fasten, me him it evening...
completely more this country fasten,
me danger fasten
to me a warning fasten
that I loves between all my and my sisters completely on this country of fasten would become.

If I had Song that I sing the morning
to him would become, I him it evening...
this world sings completely more,
I sing the danger
me with a warning to sing,
me loves between all my and my sisters on this country to sing completely.

If I have a hammer and I have a bell
and have completely more to ego Song aiming to sing... this country, it is a hammer of justice,
it a bell of freedom is,
it Song of the loves between all my and my sisters on this country is more completely.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:10 PM

Since I was to go beyond Gillgarry mountain, I colonel Farrell and his money espionné which it was countin '.

I drew initially the gun and then drew me me with of Rapier, at of Sayin ' state places and delivers for me am your fatty receiver.


Musha ringum doorum Wack case is there dad OH there -, wack case dad OH- Whisky in glass.

It counted it of its money and formed a pretty penny, me used to him in me bag, to take at the house ' in the soft Jenny.


She sighed and oath that she liked me and would never mislead me me, Teufelnehmen the women of her is however always so simple.


I not entered me sector all to take Schlummer with the dream of gold and girls and obviously was him a miracle.

I Jenny have them priss me loadings and filled them in top with water, colonel requested Farrell, to finish in Gemetzel.


Before I do not increase, to travel, there a volume of Lakaien came more according to tomorrow morning and also colonel Farrell. to draw I me, the gun suits me to from Rapier would steal it far, a prisonière me me however would be taken, could not water draw.


You to place me in the prison with all the judge writin ' to strip of colonel Farrell on of Gilgarry a mountain.


But they did not take fists to me, therefore I struck rather to the bottom and offered a departure to this one fisted at city closes _ I to want to find me brother that, which in the army, I to know not, where it in cork or Killarney poster.


We would go together o' R the mountains to préaraignées of Killkenney, and me schw50re that it would treat me better than me ' sporting of the Jenny more gently.


There is one to take is satisfied in the cars and the roles, some-of takes the joy hurley or bowlin '.


But I take the joy in the juice the barley and so early seek pretty girls in the regretting OH -.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him

JennyO, I think I just heard Shel Silverstein sit up in his grave and applaud. :) But then, he was always a bit of a sicko. He'd have LOVED this game.

Wow. 100 posts and climbing.

To quote the Talking Heads..."my God, what have I done?"

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:43 PM

I've only got the patience to do first lines.

"Gluckliches gesprach of the leisures of behaviour inferieurs glucklichen"
"I am mols and myself live in a drilling"
"Well ecrire I this letter, which to go, it zu my room DJ to send"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:01 PM

It had to be done...

---------------------------------

Into rising in my Cadillac
That with my surprise.
Small Nash Rambler to follow me –
Approximate third my dimension.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

CHO:

Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Its horn went the clay of clay signal
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)



I pressed on more slowly my foot with the floor,
To give the shock to the cord.
But small Nash Rambler to remain after right;
It still had on its brake.
It must have thought that its car had more Eingeweide,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

My car entered normally the control of the pinion
And us moved away with the gust.
We made ninety soon on the left –
Must' ve him in dust.
When I spaehte in the mirror of my car,
I could not believe in my eyes: *
Small Nash Rambler according to right –
I to think, who cord to fly to be able....

We more quickly make now hundred and 10 –
This one were without any doubt a race.
So that Rambler would be a ray of transport
A great dishonour leads.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

We the most quickly make now as quickly hundred and to twenty -,
As me to go could.
Rambler drew along the side from me,
As if we went slowly.
The vehicles its window rolled downwards
And shouted that I,
"Hey, friend hear thus how I can this car
Of the second pinion herausbekommen?!"
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

How do I type in all the German pronunciation marks (umlauts and such)? Some of the words won't translate from German to French without them.

Thanks, Steve


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Cut and paste.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:33 PM

Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.




My God, you would think they would have better translators than these in this day and age, even for free on Google.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:54 PM

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.

I KNOW! :D When Google spat that out, it was all I could do to keep from turning purple from stifling laughter. My coworkers must have thought I was having an aneurism.

How the hell did they get that out of "beep beep"?

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM

Of Flintstones, meet Flintstones, them are family of the modern stone ages. City of the basic rock, they are a right on side of a history. downwards leave us with the family the road, by which courtesy of Freds two feet to go up. If you are with Flintstones, you have Yabba Dabba time determine Dabba it that time determines, you have an old homosexual time.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:04 PM

I think I've blown a fuse... ROFLMAO!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:13 PM

to give to once an Indian a girl, a shy person small Prairiemaedchen, they to sing a situation, Liebesong, homosexual, while the level it far the day to remain. * they to like a fat Warrior, this small shy person old girl, however fatty and homosexual Ritt it far, for fighting. The moon seems now luminous on the red wing wenigem. Sighing Brisen, the night rolls up to cry. And far under stars its courageous, sleeps during the red wing which cries far its heart. It paid attention for him day and night. It held all the luminous campfires. While under the sky it and the dream would be the night on its coming, gradually. But, like which good to decrease, yearned the heart of the red wing. * for very far falling its homosexual courageous Warrior in using it place.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM

Please Stop!


ROFL!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:23 PM

Sat back and they hear a history,
a history of simply towards the line fateful
the voyage which began this tropical barrier,
to the panel of this small ship.

The collaborator powerful a segelnder man,
to prepare it, courageous and sure.
five passengers adjusted veils, day,
for a route of term of payment three,
a route of term of payment three.

Time to receive started rough,
the small ship tossed.
If for the courage of the crew without fear
it is not Minnow which was lost.
Minnow would become.

The ship which is on bank of this
one aground, uncharted Oedlandinsel
with of Gilligan,
the device to jump too.
Millionaire and its wife,
a star of cinema,
the professor and Mary Ann,
here on the Gilligans island.

Thus, this one is the history of our Castaways,
it is here during a long length time.
They must form that better of the things,
are to him a rise increasing.

The first collaborator and his device to jump
make also their very the best,
to agreeably form the other
in their tropical nest of island.

Not a telephone, aucunes lights, no car,
a particular luxury
as of Robinson Crusoe
is original, as can be to him.

To then connect to us you us here each week,
my friend, they sure, a smile,
von seven angeschwemmten Castaways
on Gilligans island to receive here!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:26 PM

You'll have a gay old time = you have an old homosexual time.

Skipper = a device to jump


ROFL


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM

This is just English to German and back but I think that was enough:

Well I saw the Sachecomin ' from the sky,
which it had the one long horn, a large eye out.
I began to shakin ' and I said that "ooh eee,",
which looks it like a magenta-red Leuteesser to me.

It was one eyed, in gehoernt, magenta-red Leuteesser flyin '.
(one eyed, flyin ' magenta-red Leuteesser in gehoernt)
one eyed in hearing width unit A, safe of view seaweeds flyin ' pupleleuteessers to me (an eye?)

Wells came he down with earth to cover and did not light up in
mentioned Mr. Purple People Eater of the tree I eats me not,
whom I heard him to say in a voice thus gruff
I you not cuz would eat you are, thus durable

were it a magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed,
in gehoernten flyin ', that, in hearing width unit flyin
' the magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed is,
that, which in gehoernten safe view magenta-red people Essers flyin ' one eyed is, those to me is strange (a horn?)

I said to Mr. Purple People Eater, what your line is,
which it said that it is magenta-red people eatin ' and is surely fine it,
but that is not the reason that I came, me to land
would like a job in rock received and role volume

well my soul, rock and role of segnen and magenta-red Leuteesser to fly.
Pidgeon pidgeon toed, undergrowed, the Leuteessers flyin safe views ' of the magenta-red people Essers the Flyin
(we carry short short-circuits), magenta-red ',
which are strange to me.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:39 PM

Here, the history
of an exciting lady is,
the three girls very exciting
who had all the golden hair,
like her mother took.
the younger ƒÄ +dˆeëèl, in the undulations.

Here, the history
of a man who is destined for of Brady
who with three boys of his itself lived, is.
They were all four men
and together lived,
but they were completely only

At the one day, when the lady met these vehicles.
And they knew that it was much more than hunch
that this group must form in one way or another a family
which is the manner she all, became the Brady package.

The Brady package,
the Brady package.
That is the manner which became it it Brady package


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM

Just a chorus, this time:



You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
They are as a herd of the bloody pigs that right waste does not receive
any more aiming to leave to gutter however you thus this evening
You bastard, bummeln far!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:51 PM

I to wish, that I a weiner Mayer Oscar.
It is that I wish really sound.
and if I a weiner Mayer Oscar,
each in the love with me.


It worked better in Chinese and back:

I wish me am Oscar Mayer weiner.
What is that I truly if.
And if I is Oscar Mayer weiner,
everybody is in the love with me.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:06 PM

to receive moms squeezebox
whom it carry on her box,
if the dad does not receive at the house
him of remainder never comes

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

the kids do not eat well
and the dog can sleep not there
are not to escape from the music
in the race to swear whole

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

it disappears internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

suits me compresses it
relates to and compresses me
concerns and neckt me, such as you are
me thus in the love with you
Moms who squeezeboxvati does not sleep
one receives, the night never


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:40 PM

Well, you knew this one was coming:



O the year was seventeen seventy eights,
(as I wish it that I come now in the Sherbrooke)
letter A marks of the king containers
scummiest would be who me actually saw

   It all, I was declared with of Gottfluch
   which we would cross the seas for the American gold
   that we did not ruin any rifles of them,
   of tears me a defective man
   on the Halifax-unloading dock are now,
   the last of Privateers Barretts abfeuern would become

O Elcid Barrett to cry the city,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke)
maintaining twenty courageous man, any fisherman,
who for it it crew the Antelope to form

   (chorus)

Antilopensloop was sickening a sight,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke, now)
which became it a list the barrier and with veils in the rags
and to cook you in Ueberlaufn-Sammelschale and points varies

   (chorus)

On the anniversary we place ourselves now of the king at the sea,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
which hanging ninety days to us one were with the Montego bay
which pumps completely like the insane ones

   (chorus)

amndt ninety sixth segelten day us still,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke now)
when bloody a large Yankee in sight
with our breaking furnace-pounders to raise, us to form, to fight to have

   (chorus)

It puts slightly downwards with gold,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke maintaining)
the Yankee which loose in the stays it was extended and grassement,
but verfangen it it Antelope two days whole lasted

   (chorus)

then detailed us two cable far,
(like I wishing it, that I in Sherbrooke maintaining)
our to break furnace-pounders, which terrible DIN
however to form, with a fat swell, the furnace us inside

   (chorus)

The Antelope agitated and threw on its side,
(as I wish it that I would be now in Sherbrooke)
of Barrett smashed like an egg dish
and transports far Haupt-LKW the two my legs

   (chorus)

It is now me puts here now in my twenty-third the year,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
this is been six years, since we me-mêm' formed far
yesterday segelten and right Halifax

   He everything I with God curse was explained
   that we are the seas now for the American gold
   that we did not ruin fire steel of them
   the tears I would cross,
   only an incorrect man on dedéchargementdock
   the end of Privateers Barretts will fire


(the last chorus was a retranslation in reverse, just for variety)


Whew! That was as exhausting as singing the damn song. But, as I always say, at least it's done and behind me now.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 AM

You all owe me a new keyboard!!!

I DO like my Shel Silverstein. Here's a bit more:

CH is eaten by a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor.
I am eaten by a Boa constrictor, and I do not want it a bit.

Of Whadaya know, it is nibblin ' my toe. OH- gee, it is to my knee.
OH- violin, it is until my medium. OH- tail, it is until my approach.
Feared OH-, is him a millimetre of millimetre of millimetre of millimetre...


(this is how they translated mm-mm-mm-mm, and I dunno how Clinton Hammond got into it :-))


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM

Just went thru Chinese - it seems to do a considerable amount of mangling just by itself.


We seek Sloop John A; We all day seek it;
We roam the circle Nassau town, the A person in the wharf,
here thinks its wasn't;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle, then we go home.
Then we go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it and we then go home.

The first partner is not there, he possibly is elsewhere;
Possible he is on the ship Sloop John A;
Regardless of where he is, our didn't meets him because of our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A's;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
then we go home, we then go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

The day right and wrong event, it seemed A has;
Then they tell us that there's tells in addition B.
B is good; I arrange my heart to establish in A;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
we go home we then go home, we must go home.
I want to go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:03 AM

Now for a little Tom Lehrer - going to Korean and back again:


In lower part your knee raise first at all in your rosary glass beads bow and in company one respect to get your head u ten:00 bedspread that time knees bend and u ten:00 bedspread and the knee bend and and ten:00 bedspread and the knee u bend

When you it the KyrieElieson of that oneself of all something to say do clearly in the Pontiff and you want do the most big what kind of phase

Inside that prXX Uss ion egg inside the line the writing in you who talk the religion'll with small confession phase your sin the guy whom it gets specifically arrive in if

When it connects, compared to 468 wafers 2 in the transubstantiate glow n try beverage wine it it is safe and chew

In your abdomen the extensive Vatican rag the grudge seeing cross time Rome which it likes inside Rome Oh Mary and the Gee hemp cloth, it will be it and will be good all and ten:00 bedspreads which it will make


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:09 AM

Now English to Chinese and back:


I will shake your hand in me dearly, I and will adopt the health according to it to my lip to bite nip the fingertip which will purify from you.

I am joyful could be complete, dear if your only here in, but I still had your hand when A precious souvenir.

You died my night to cut open its me truly not to know why I each time temporarily did kiss its me to obtain the bloodstain in mine tie

I was sorry now I have killed your our love am something fine and ' they obtain my me to shake your hand in me


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: jojofolkagogo
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM

Teriffic, Love It   Love It Love It !!!

from Jo-Jo
(jojofolkagogo@yahoo.com)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:20 PM

Well, I'd be ROTFLMAO, or as translated, My donkey rolls on far on the laughing soil.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:31 PM

Please remove all drinks from the vicinity of the keyboard. You have been warned. I am not responsible for liquids spit on the keyboard after reading the following:                                                         Who is the head the association which one forms for you and me? Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E. Of Hey there, hallo there, Ho there, are as welcome you, as to be can. The Mickey mouse of the mouse m I C K E there m O the United States E Mickey (Donald duck) (Donald duck) made always consider to us our high flags. You entlangkommen and to sing them in our Song and to connect him to it jamboree. Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:36 PM

What the heck, let's finish it:

Maintaining time to say on re-examining our whole company. Mr. I C (do you see really soon you), K E y (why? because we want you) m O the United States E


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:08 PM

Loaded in high one of the mountain in the greenest state of Tennessee in the raised land of the free one in wood thus ev'ry of the tree knew kilt it to b'ar when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


ln eighteen thirteen uprose Addin ' arrows of creeks of redskin to woes of the country now, fightin of Injun ' is somethin ' that it knows thus that it pushes its rifle ' erases itself.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Singin is through wood is one marchin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' one ' a Itchin song ' for fightin ' ' one rightin ' an error that is ringy as b'ar one twict as strong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, buccaneer of buckskin! Andy Jackson is name of our gen'ral its soldiers who to reg'lar we will put them to the shame varmints of redskin voluntary we ' domestic cause of ll ' we we start the injectors with the target of the certain-fire.

Davy, Davy Crockett, all champion of us!


Directed home of ol stops backwards the a war the place ' but the red pole age leadin ' a glad persecution Fightin ' ' one burnin ' in the rhythm of a south devil to swamps in the trace of Flowery.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Trackin ' redskins for low!

Fought only-it delivers with the war of Injun until creeks was chicoteado ' the peace was inside store ' when this was handlin ' cries risky done hisself a legend for evermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


It gives its word ' gives it to it its hand that its friends of Injun could keep its land ' the rest of its life where fêz examination of the stand that justice was due each band of redskin.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' his expensive promise!


Fer home, winter with its family, happy as the squirrels in ol ' gomam the tree, Bein ' the father who wanted to be, close to its boys as the pod ' the pea.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' new its ' expensive ones!


But the ice left ' the warm winds came ' a snow of meltin ' showed that the tracks of the game ' the flowers of the spring had fulled wood with the flame ' that one all the sudden life started too much domestic.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Headin ' in the west another time!


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above ' of one singin ' of the wire a song that is ringy as to b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that cause is right ' it aint frequent ' made a mistake.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man who do not know the fear?


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' singin ' the ' song that is ringy as b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that it is a cause of the right ' is frequent is not missed.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! Lookin ' to fer that a place where air smells clean where the trees is high ' the gram is the green where the fish is fat person in a stream untouched ' teemin ' wood is dream of a hunter.

Davy, Davy Crockett, paradise of Lookin ' to fer!


Now it lost its love that its grief was bile in its heart wanted leaving all ' if it loses in the high forests but it answered preferivelmente to the call of its country.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Beginnin ' its campaign!


Needin ' its aid had not voted the curtain that had put in Davy ' cause was its type emitted until Nashville more better could find spirit of fightin of ' ' a mind of one thinkin '.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! T


he votes were counted ' it had gained the hands bring thus that ' the legend ' had emitted to it to the city of Washin'ton with its more better tender of dress still its outside renown of growin of livin of the brown of buckskins.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Congressman De Canebrake!


It was it are to congress ' also served a Fixin period ' above of the Gover'ment ' the laws fêz examination on of Washin'ton thus that we heered say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty! '


its jokes its speeches travelled all through the land ' fêz friends to beat the band to it that its politickin ' was its favourite type ' one all wanted to agitate its hand.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Helpin ' that its legend grows!


It knew when it said it also sounded knell of its hopes for the White House and the fame but it spoke for it are of fort thus that the books hist'ry say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty!



When politickin comes done its ' the March occidental person had started for house only thus that its packed its gear ' trusty of the illuminated injector ' for is of grinnin ' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin ' the pioneer!


A Austin heard thus of Houston ' ' that to the plains that of Texas jest had that to go where the freedom one another one was fightin ' foe ' they needed it in the Alamo.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Its land is the greatest ' its land is better of grassy plains to the crest that of the mountain is before us all meetin ' the Followin test ' its legend in the west.


Davy Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:10 PM

Some people want the time of summer, when they can schlendern approximately. Schlendernd by that green, it, no doubt is pleasant. But if give me the winter, when snow is the reason, because I found it, when snow was the reason. I continued their small pressure of the foot by snow. found his small foot the Lord in snow prints. bless this happy day, as Nelly their manner lost, because I them found, when snow was the reason.


I'm really spending too much time doing this. I'm getting jaded, however. I've probably translated and rejected about 3 dozen songs altogether.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:15 PM

The above was originally recorded by Invoice Monroe and blue grass the young people.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:19 PM

They can give to each dance with guyWho you the eye, let you it you hold, do not make tightYou each smile for manWho held your hand ' neath a slat moon lightBut not to forget, whom takin ' you homeAnd, in whose arms you go to beSo darlin ' except the last dance for me


Oh, I [ OH -, which I know ] that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings knows, [ to laugh and sing ] has, but, while we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are, does not forget you whom takin ' you homeAnd has in its arms you to be
So darlin ' except the last dance for me


Baby go, you do not know I love you soCan't you believe it if we will touchI you goI to love you OH- left never never you as many can dance, is to be gone and onTill the night be carried goneAnd it time to goIf is, it asks, whether you go to all it you home alone CAN are, must you explain to him that no'


Cause not to forget, whom taking you of home
And has in its arms you to the be
Save last dance for me


Oh go, I the fact that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings white, but, during we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are whom takin ' you homeAnd in has its arms, you to be

So darlin ' except the last dance for me

So, go whom do not forget you, taking you of home
Or in has its arms you to beSo the favourite, do not go not except the last dance for me forget you,

OooohBaby not you except the last dance for me.
You will form you the promise that you store the last dance for ME-SAVE that the latter dance
The all-last danceFor I!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:28 PM

Shotover river, gold, that diminishes he will be which per years in the form of the fact that the color I that considered. And the will by any advantage exactly feels to lady the luck of obvinyayushch, I is which I will race upwards and make an opening clean.

Good bye to the gold never 4 that found, good bye to the nuggets that somewhere abound;
For him it will dream there only that I see that they flash downwards in the dark deep subterranean.

Almost 3 years in the form of the fact that I left to my old mother for the adventure and gold by the pound. With the prospector of the small bar, she was another one, because the Otago hills were jumped.

We worked the small bar throughout Williams and 4 old dry ones of Cardrona of valleys. They prepared a good dust in the Shotover coil therefore we who directed downwards there exactly to see.

We watered and we rocked for the day after the day to make just sufficiently to obtain close;
After this, the terrible flow swept the poor small bar distant spot during 6 days stormy during July.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM

The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. It does to be a thing break which comes after: ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! In order to kick hard the gong in circumference he won the cokie Uss and but now, she loved in the fellow Chinatown who had become Smoky distinction, her, that it had and her which goes, how in her which is visible it dropped that it disrupted. Now, her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. Now, he even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is it sits and million dollar value, in circumference them all 1000000000 times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is. Taxi Calloway and 1933 December 18th from his orchestra which is recorded the hemp cloth it holds. Taxi Calloway and his orchestra from 1932-1934; Chronogical bitter fight 544. The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! She disrupted the fellow who had become Smoky distinction, he will win the cokie Uss and but she will be wrong in the Chinatown, that she had and her which goes and she dropped she loved, in order to kick hard the gong in circumference he seemed how in her. Her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. He even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is million dollar value, she sits in circumference and them all million times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is




clue: Korean!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 PM

They you placed inside your,
placed outside at the right foot them at the right foot,
place inside you to them at right foot,
you agitate completely approximately and him.
They make Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourselves around.
On this, is that it is completely


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:41 PM

Oops, that last was me. Forgot to log in.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? Waggly tail that. Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? I desire the fact that chienchien this is sold.

If I do not take the California travelling, it becomes, in order to mine the pauper to only permission falls to that love and enters.
If there is a dog, it is not because it has in the chienchien newspaper thief who the good house (choir) I shines with the darkness which is there where you read has lamp torches/flares simply.

My love the skin (choir) with that chienchien, it surprises the rabbit or the kitty which you think that directly I we want, does not need in order to protect that.

I do not think that we want ƒIƒEƒ€ which you speak. I do not think that we want fishies where the plate is small.

That walking (choir) cannot take the goldfish of for the sake of


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

And to hear zu one by one Geschichtebout come a man,
who that mountaineer Jed Poor to call,
hardly to hold its family to then draw a day,
which it on food einschoss and up ground to come
one to spout
out oil
which black tea

to cook it to it first thing, that you to know,
so old Jeds Millionaire, to say Kinfolk, move Jed
far from meaning Californy over there places it you,
oughta, therefore to charge they it truck
and they to move on
Beverly hill,
which Swimmingpool-Filmstars

Does the well have to now be known as time that on re-examining,
to from Jed and all its trunks which would like to thank it you, from the people for in you all fall pleasantly in this place are invited of return
to have heaping again to help of their hospitality

Y' all to turn over now, to hear you?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:59 PM

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
to shine you on that, which and to prove untrue to go.
The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which and on the left myself went blue.

It was on Moonlightnacht,
the stars was luminous to shine.
And they whispered on height,
your love said on re-examining.

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which went and said on re-examining.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:11 PM

When first I was I came the Caledonia
And that I started the shipment in the ThreeAnd number I
I started boarding in Donald Norman's
He I had a son I could make tea
And good greater age me and mine shavers of Charlie
The of the brother you to e'er fêz see
We're that it lances conger-eels in the month of April
fAnd the slaves starving in ScatareeI had been to the Norman for a pair of the pound of brochan
A of the soap and a cake of tea
But said Norman that of this the started abundance fish of them
Till in ScatareeSo me did not exceed great its harbour
Just in the purpose for seeing spray
I watched maiden of over
She of Boulardrie seemed me as the Oueen of May

Now if I had the penalty of Pennsylvania
And if I had the paper of white
And purest if I had the ink of the true note of the love of morning
A rosy until you I write

But that I desire that I was in ocean
As deepest far of the land because I could be
Or that sailing on the love of the deepest woman of ocean
Where would not bother meI'd place my head a barrel of brandy
And I am dandy I I make the declareFor when I am drinking me I am rare thinkingHow I I can earn that new Mrs. fair

When first me was came the started shipment CaledoniaI in the Three

And number I started boarding in Donald Norman's
4He had a son could make the good tea



**********

ps Strangely, in this translation, the daughter has a sex change!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

Well the bee bop lula, is not it my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is perhaps my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby,
my headstock of baby

It is good the girl in the red Jeans blue
who it is the queen of all Teens,
it one woman is that I know that it that is,
me likes thus

Do not tell you the bee bop lula, are my bee of baby bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are perhaps my baby are bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby, my headstock of baby

make us they twist when...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:24 PM

I have come to impregnated contact of a gin,
Queen of the barroom to Memphis, she I have tried to take it upstairs for a turn.
It has had to raise it to right through cause that of its shoulder ' I cannot seem hardly in order to drink them outside of my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky.

I have placed divorcee to New York City, I have had to put in on a sure kind of fight.
The mrs. then has covered it of roses, has jumped my nose and then she has jumped my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!) S
he is the women of the tonk of the honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!)
She is the women of the tonk of the honky.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

Fact of running in shuffling moving
Verruecktheit of the breath,
that all losers of time,
headlong to its death.
it to believe it in the piston to rub,
it it vapor, which on its old man
Stola Charlie that to brew the handle to break
and the train stopping not,
going no manner, slowing down.

It sees that his/her children jump far
and the stations, one with the other leading.
His wife and her best friend
in the bed and have a recreation.
It does not crawl the corridor,
on its hands and knees
for of Charlie flew to the bottom the handle
and the train which it does not stop,
outward journey manner of slowing down.

It hears the sirens howling,
attracting angels, while they fall.
And that all gaining them of time
A by the balls.
It raises the bible with of Gideons,
is not open for him to a side, one,
god says that it stole the handle
and the train, stops him going
not to slow down in manner.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM

I am born in the fire hurricane and I shout in mine mA in the rain which leads but it now am completely, in fact, he is the gas!
But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!

Does not have the tooth to the sorceress I to grow up, has the beard to teach to me to pass my posteriora components by the leather belt right but it now is completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!


They submerged to me, in order to they above have washed and are deads I tumble to me to the left side have gotten down my foot and I to see them to bleed have knit the brows to my fruncieron in bread outer covering migas cap to me by a right by mine head but it now are completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas! Jumpin the flash ' cat, is the gas


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM

To understand I married man are guards, is it very much busy man, tries I that it and I it everything I box, but sometimes one evening, which help I a something believes, which is weak completely alone and pheasants pulling, when I would pull rather with him.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the assistant of the Fasanpflueckers and I pull only pheasants lettuce of the late Fasanpflueckers.

I am not pulling pheasant pulling the pheasants, well, which clung I keep, although some agricultural workers him would pull pleasantly I much rather a duck, OH- find, but, to pull geese is wonderful, can I a goose with Muehelosigkeit pull, but, to pull is bare torture, because her have pheasants no fat. I am not the Fasanpfluecker, he on the tiles expired, pulled he only one pheasant and I sit here with pile.


They must pull it freshly, if they are it not unpleasantly, I knew a man in Dunstable, could a frozen pheasant pull are fresh.

They say that the village policeman has pheasant, learning sections with the Vicar from one Sunday to to pull ' twixt the first and second lessons.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the son of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants to the come Fasanpflueckers.

My good friend most skillful Godfreys, is really received to it the skill, it may let a pheasant pull, before he strikes the bag.

I try and lend a helping hand, I seize the feathers/springs, it am really this whole pulling pheasant up hold together us here.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the friend of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants as means to an end.

I married man hitting in the wood all day, with its rifles, if he could hear me heartfelt cries, then he would surely run, because I had Flaum in all I cracks and there are feathers/springs up me nose, and I am itchin ' in kitchin ' of me the main descent to me toes.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the woman of the Fasanpflueckers, and if we pull together, it is a pheasant, which pulls the life!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 06:11 PM

ou them boys of merry sailor men, hear now come with my history,
me are sure that you were a cause in Pity me,
me a young imbecile maudit in the barrier of Liverpool have,
there when I named the head of the sea on my first barrier.

cho: De Oh- Maggie, Maggie can have removed it him with the slave after cruel bank Van Diemans. -,
You stripped OH thus much whalers,
and proportioned, much of sailors
thus any more do not cross however to you road Peter ' round.

I remained at the house, of a voyage of Sierre Leone,
and Zweilbs-10, for one month my payment whole too were,
since I was simple Maggie May called there with my tin jingled
which me taken inside in top, by a small girl.

cho:

OH - that I do not forget the day to him, when I met initially Maggie May,
were never on a corner in the place of manufacture one, in Groessengleichkrinoline,
like Frigate of the line,
and as it saw that I was, gave a sailor me a continuation.

It gave me a saucykopfnicken and an I,
like that clod a farmer,
left coast to coast its to take me with line in the haulage rope,
and under all the normal sail, us, before the storm
and in Nesttavern that sings that we went more according

to at mornings, when I awoke, me that I was in fallow,
ran could aucunes shoes or does not find
shirt or the trousers find me,
when I asked it that where they were,
answers them "wants to say Sir,
them is downwards in pawnshop new No Lewis,

Ainsi, in the Lewis ' I could not of clothing finds,
and this ordinary girl who are far,
and the judge took the guilty police officer found to him,
to strip to him with one more homeward-bounder,
and now corner they time in bay.

* they far von from Liverpool during a one day to connect and send,
the entirety zugejubelten the young man,
while they to the bottom the bay segelte, and each boy man,
it that they to become outside to send this old man Dirne too happy bay.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM

Not difficult to figure out, this one....


* to give three man to leave aus west its fortune for to zu tentative and they serious a John promise to form, Barleycorn (2x)

Fala-Lala to die to have,
one to cause Fala-Lala Tagesfalalalalage O,
reality during one to cause day to sing Fala-Lala

to put they pflog it in three deep putting clods all the furrow on its head and they a serious John oath to form dead Barleycorn

well then to come there a shower rain, which it cloud John to fall, Barleycorn to be born again and thus surprise their good whole

to then come man with large pointed Scythes to cross it far knee to strike they its head against a stone violet and they * barbarously

to good come then from the man with great Flails length to cut it skin bone, which that bad Miller it to use, which which he he enters two stones to rub they he to turn here,

to turn they he to turn he in the bad stable and they he to use there, that that they it in a tank bunged they them will after John Barleycorn to work,

however it to live, for the history to state to us it in a brown old man jug to pour and us it to brew Ale to call


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

ye ken John bowl with its homosexual coat so? ye ken John bowl at the break of the daily?

Do you do ye ken John bowl, if it is far far away, with its hunting dogs and its horn to

Twas the clay/tone of its horn got me in the morning from my bed and that cry of its hunting dogs have, which became me, those oftimes, which were led for holloa opinion of the bowl, which dead ones or a fox of its camp wake up in the morning ye ken this hunting dog its voice death are?

ye ken their sons of the unparalleled faith do ye ken that a fox with its last breath them all verfluchte, while it died in the morning?

Ken I John bowl and auld ruby, also Ranter and royal and the public Ausrufer, which from the counter acting force to the pursuit, from which pursuit is so applicable to the opinion from the opinion to death in the morning


and I have John bowl frequently and far O'er race by fence and the gate and the staff of low Denton of the cross-beams to the Scratchmere scar followed,


when we for the brush vied then is in the morning here to John the bowl with my heart and soul come abundance,

abundance to it a flowing dish for follow us John bowl thro fair or thro, which is against the rules, while we are waked up in the morning by its horn.



or alternatively, D'ye John Ken Peel??


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:30 PM

The yellow raised in Roofing tiles that I will see me, any other soldier know to nobody his, iego of the soldier only; _ has a shout thus when I he he has a permission, he loves having an opening my heart and if I he never that finds, we never is divided not more of length.


Rosebud is smoother small Roofing tiles than he always knew, he then eye to illuminate as diamonds, flash in proportion with the dew you you can have to speak their more expensive May and to mature lees pink, but they yellow Roofing tiles rose color are only girl for me.


When Grande River works, and the skies starry illuminating it go at night along the river in the reserved summer about which he will think if I that I remember, later when separated of length does, I still promised to return to him and not to go thus ampere hour to me, now I will find, because my heart is full with the together anxiety and we matured the song, that kishes as much and we wished the banjo ago of the game of the glad will, and matured the song of byvsh, and yellow the Roofing tiles rose color will be forevermore my.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM

I read today information, OH-Junge
on a happy man who formed the degree
to know information were a rather sad
well which, I was to only laugh
to me am seen Fotographie

It roasted to him outside its entendement in a car
which it did not consider that the lights had modified
piles up people who was admitted and stared
its face became ahead considering,
nobody was however sure really, if it were house of the Lords.

I saw a film today, OH-Junge
that the English army precisely the mass of the war
has people had gained far turned,
but I was to look at only,
after the book ichgelesen I had

ichgelesen would like to hang to you...

trailed a comb my head found more
to the bottom my manner took care,
the bed outside fallen and drunk a basin,
and in top looking at, considered me that I was late.

found my layer and seized my hat,
my manner formed flat,
found in top the bus in the seconds and have a smoke,
then somebody and myself spoke

increased ahhhh narrowly...

I read today, OH-Junge
four drillings miles in Blackburn, Irish of cash of local area network
and although drillings are rather small,
they were to count information it all.
They, of drillings wievielen know now take to him, for the Albert resounded to fill.

I would become like to hang you.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:22 AM

OH Danny, the pipe boy, had indicated the throat pipe to the throat, with the summer which vibrates, with ' tis all flowered mold mountain side you, ' tis, must go to you and I must wait for.

But behind comes you so in preceding or, if calmly in the base inferior and white tis and snow ' I there to solar or slight difference OH Danny is in the boy, the OH Danny boy, I likes you liking that.

And if you come, if all flowers died with are I have died, how died pours out me to be able your it to come, the place discovered, I was located and "main road" to invest in the knee in legendary there for my sum.

And I hear, the tho switch it ', you adopts the step above me and possesses my hot dream and exactly morning you, Si you can with me explain that you simply like my me, the sleep in peace time, came until you in the home.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:52 AM

the morning, it is, since you are him, since you are me and all we see sums together how one sees it like the pigs of short rifle, such as they are me to have sat crying over Cornflakes fly which that the car of packing Korporation T-Shirt waits, comes, one Tuesday stupid man strapping to you a boy insolate be that you made raise you a long time your face

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

Mister the urban police officer who sat small pretty police officers in a series, to see how they see as of Lucy in the sky flying, such as they are me me cry plamment, me are a business Vanillepudding fat content of yellow torrefaction crying of Priesterin the pornographic boy of Fishwife Crabalocker the eye died dog, are been to you a girl insolente to be run to be able that you leave to the bottom your Knickerbocker

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

Seats in an English garden which it sun awaits, if the sun you, do not come, receive a number of acid of the position in the English rain

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

An expert, smokers texpert not to think you that puddle pools with you sees, as they see you like pigs in a pigsty, such as they are snide me crying Griesspilchard who rides Eiffel test of Penguin fundamental of the hares Krishna singing man, should have seen him Edgar taking a step those bird of recreation Allan Poe smile

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob
Goo goo G ' joob
Goo goo G ' goo
goo goo G ' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba that eggman


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:07 AM

In Zuid-Australi„| one born to me! To go puff! To go distance!
South - Australia for Hoorn end!
We are required for Zuid-Australi„|!
Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance!

Road Zuid-Australi„| already peyet to me it is required to us in order to hear!
In the form of the fact that 4 market for the morning was, there they find my nancy 4 blair.
Sacud in the summit, sacud 4 its, sacud 4 our return and 4 we return round city.

Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance

There grieves ain ' t but thing my opinion, must leave my nancy blair.
And in the form of the fact that wallop makes around Hoorn end, you to yo„Œ d christus after 4 are brought never to this you desire!


Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance


On the free flight to Vallipo, northward on Callao.
It is located again in that blessed liverpool, to it pays to me as bloody to confuse!

Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance

It were cultivated 4 born liverpool and liverpool, is longer time in the weapon and thickness in the head.

Oh, rock ensures circulation with respect to the boys, is obtained this vloekbaan with respect to the boys.


Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:38 AM

Hang it down their head, Tom Dooley case down their head and cry killed bad care Laura know it that it jumped, in order to die it took it on slope, as God Almighty white that you took there them on the slope and they hid you clothes?

You took it by the roadside, in which you asked to be excused to you took it by the roadside, in that you them shoes hid there you took them on the slope, in order to form them your wife, whom you took them on the slope in that you it the life lasted there taking you my old violin down and if you do not play it.

Please this time tomorrow as you, it are use to me I dug serious four a foot long, I dug him three foot deeply and throwed cold loam more o'er her and tramped it with my feet this world and then, where you compute me, if she had not been for Grayson, I in-been in threshing floor lake to be


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:06 AM

The lorry train, fast lorry train of lorries of trains that goes so much, lorry train that goes so much fast I request it does not say who train I thus am they do not know where me they go

Lorry train, lorry train, that goes round the lorry train of bendings, lorry train, again one from these days, turn that educate round

Go back in the domestic city my more place would wish I am a more place that I would love to see in order to I am careful those old blue mountain of ridges anarrjhoy'maj while I lead old number nine


When I die I request with ca'bte deeply under in the end of road of chestnuts thus I can hear old number nine kacw's it goes near


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:07 AM

Eensy-weensy the cross of arm is assembled the casing of water. The rain came to the bottom and washed the cross of arm outside. The sun came and dried the whole rain. And eensy-weensy the cross of arm is again assembled the casing.

How "spider" became "Cross of arm" is beyond me.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:25 AM

Well, I am a logger, he is good, the 1 Japan and China that the my all sleeps of night he functions,

chorus which he is a logger, he is good, he works all the sleep of night, the 1 Japan and China.

I cross to the top being Kinosita, I eat my lunch, I enter the room of toilet, Wednesday when I went and making shopping applied butter to the scones for the brown one.

It being Kinosita, the chorus which is cut upwards, it eats this lunch, it enters the room of toilet, Wednesday when it went and the purchases applied butter to the scones for the brown one.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 AM

OH -, I am descended the south to see my salt,
sings Polly with Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.
My Sally the morning spunky Polly with gallon,
Wolly Gekritzel sing the whole day.

Cho: Tariff thee well, tariff thee well,
tariff thee well, my fairy Fee,
because me to be goin ' Lousiana to see, my Susyanna,
to sing Polly with Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.

OH -, my salt, only sings them the morning a fair,

with of Polly Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.

With buckled eyes and you sing the hair laughing,
with of Polly Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:50 AM

The woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of woman king of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of well, depending upon Ohio state king.

The nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of nose king of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of well, depending upon Ohio state king.

As for this you were surprised, the boy who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder depending upon Ohio state as the powder.

Well with britches of the boy who with britches of the boy who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder depending upon Ohio state designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder, the spark the fascinate magical using and the spark which put in place departure are done the fascinate magical using stitch which puts in place departure the stitch which is done.

As for fascinate magical errand the stitch which gives out the spark of britches of the boy who has become the powder which is put the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus courthouse of the king is not possible and you saw to be, if with you think!

They crossed exactly.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 09:07 AM

The group of Goole of silicon, Goole, Goole, Goole and watch was?

They are those that are united?


Of the group that goes they are those that are united the group that goes.

The group of Goole of silicon, goalie, goalie, goalie and watch was?

They are those that are united?

Of the group that goes they are those that are united the group that goes.

Sheila of hail and shale Hail de Ohm, state of Ohio and state of Ohio of hail of shale -, been of Ohio of hail of shale of shale Hail, hail and shale of Ohio it indicates Ho.

-. Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly,


Oomph, Oomph, Oomph and Oomph.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:19 AM

A garbage disposal man of my old man it carries the hat of a garbage disposal man, who it fermented "blimey" trousers carries, and it lives in one advice level!

It looks a correct nana in its large large shoe nail loadings, which it has such a job pull up ' EM which it ' called EM "Gaensebluemchenwurzeln

now gives peoples tips at Christmas, and some from them forgets
so, when he waives their sorting drawers,
it buries some on the step
now an old man received bad, and wrote the advice the following mark,
which my old man went over there, it punched it up froat!

One day, in such a haste, he missed the sorting drawer of a lady, which he had not gone, but some yards, when she hunted, after he cried her out to him loud, in a language right of the heart

"you missed me; am I too late?" "No., hop above on the cart!"

Now a garbage disposal man of my old man, he has a heart of the gold,
which he heiriet recently, tho it is 86 years old now!

We said "here! Case on, dad!

They receive behind your highest perfection!"

He said "well, if you reach my age, it is fair to lead the time!"


He found the head of a tiger nailed one day, on a piece wood
the tiger, which became to geschauen rather miserably,
but I assume that it became straight
then, from out a window, a voice belonged, over too jammern should: "

' Ere! Where am I head of the tiger?" "four foot of its end piece!"


If it may not be dressed working good my old man,
it sets a complaint and a latch plate,
for clean pants and a waistcoat.
It looks a correct Geck, but there is always thing injustice,
stops it socks of its garbage disposal man -
and phew, her the not half pong

a garbage disposal man of my old man he carries the hat of a garbage disposal man,
who he fermented "blimey" trousers carries,
and he lives in one advice level! T
he following mark you do not see a garbage disposal man,
A-lookin ' completely the slat and sadly
step it in the garbage pail, it could my old dad!^^^ be


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:31 AM

The supremely beautiful bean fun was the lookin' farmer who is,; Him when there is a different face, him vast quantity weller the ball theyn the place; But him it puts on and it wins the beautiful show from the wrong queered. It was steamboat funnel and railroad arch together, or the Blackwall tunnel together,; Ten l cases where you the ball, him him will put on the burden it is an egg l thing which it spreads out. When now the burden this walkin which is poor approximately being thin, - the child whom it spreads out all outside, is a possibility the fact that it will shout, -

"Mouth! Mouth! North and south! "He which it will put on receives", the Blimey! Now he will be the baby, week Ohio luvver! Him it will be poor and long the muvver which becomes will be wrong in the shovel and it fed. Interval! The poor crack! In order to laugh Iss there is not he assuredly. ' His complexion will become dark anti- inside and theyn the place he phey ni is in the Cos and the quid,!

It grows like this, Ohio week! Ohio Lumme! He that is a possibility of whispering inside the ear of that oneself and all - fun he isn't? In order to cool his thirst now, he has the beverage from my thing and he goes and. He gets and to be like that 1 dense morning he drinks, he and the fact that it yawns inside the road and it puts,; And the old person who is poor was delivering the coal last in side. He shot his burden now to respect and when being thin, he fell inside the road and at the outside which it will put on he saw, -

Mouth! Mouth! North and south! Him which it will put on it receives the Blimey. which Now the old person who is poor is short and it was a farmer whom it sees; He will fall and he will put on and when seeing, he the basement had hazard it and he went,; And him with swallow and his mouth right - joke sso! Now the soul which the burden is poor 's the coal is sufficient to get the boat and - he the nose khu the lump coughs with the high piece!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

You cover of will load of will of benefit of hats, from or of the protections you or of the ghette from the carrying bows of WITH of you, you coverings of vestments and the ace, you of the you of which of is them bought places will be extradites Brompton of the In of low?

It will be or benefit two coverings ago cotton, connecting rods of the ace of forgotten those always of gotten of is?

These simply of substances is I march - distant improves it the will be guado.
You the substance make the guado end in to order showing the peoples, the guadi you the end frighten the blue of to of boils it of the foemen of its of moved away and the extremity of its of the to starter shaft of to order of the it of the shining of the tert of to it gives you the tail and the its of the to order to starter shaft abdomen.


Of British of old the in that one of the had hit to never - how much excellent one or guado of nibyd6 so in to order adapting maize maizes of feels of the you of the waves of or of elbows of the to of or of the throat of to - or portnoyakh, the will be of there the you blowed!

The entirely English crossed di Romans you one of the channel odet ' nnyy will be goes In you you of the advanced part and not flannel; You the half the guado it gives you the dot not man ' ll that garment-we the maizes make that this Saxons, plums of the you in to order you intervene with the points of its, because you making you the base you will be or you cherepashok we britches, we we you plough guado of one of you have of we of which, you are of it those necessary we you dress that will be you do not gnezdem you will be the pulci of the ace.


Romans, WITH exception of the armors of its, the made Saxons, the pigiami of its, the was hairy of coverings will be the goats of the ace, you gorillas, the yaks, dogs you the leccano documentalista and you.

You of the In the reason of the guado of its of WITH of Snowdon of the to starter shaft of to order of maizes March to never you the or of ymi or of the to get or you maize of ymi.

You the maizes of the is you always sew additional key, or guado AGO the GUADO (or, glory you the woad!)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM

To flow? then mix awning?, ?elephants intelligent, had Nellie are the name.

Dark, 1 mocha die? Moves, in Hindustan it light shortage in the started is, not you later not Kan?

The? Sub - in elke? Possible?? Second respect its!

The elephant Nellie vulde? Trunke, in?

Way, if he mentions wax trumpety?

Kozyrya unto trump trumpfs trumpfs!

The new elephant Nellie vulde?trunke, which kyli'cike in bush. Trumpety you teveel? Yu yin?

Trumpfs trumpfs trumpfs trumpf!

Massive? is as from steam onmiddellijk?

To above. These, dating 1 nocuous?

Met, form Write/light Street? ? ? ? ? !

Mocha, because, in? Territory Nocha??It dance are. As Grote?

Five, which the leven?

And immesurablement evle'j'date Nellie?

You are, suitable? Because het??

Human leg Nellie? Tests have ordain to the? above the acanthi elleboog?

picks massive is? Is are, approve maakt? Do쳌fs to aanval? It?to possible are!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM

'The raw skin of rollin ' of Rollin ' of rollin ' of Rollin of rollin ' of Rollin ' of rollin ' of Rollin and rollin and rollin and rollin and rollin!

However river extended has, Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin ', which I thing of missin ' of completely, because good victuals and love with the leather

Wishin ' my gallon my side, which rollin ' raw skin rain and the wind and the rain of hellbent Doggies ' the end of my riding in a car kissin, which is relatively maintained,


{Refrain} wait, do those, in order to move, do, in order to take the line, do, in order to move the line, which do to take to the movement, in order, the raw skin, which he rides and/or rides in, counting pulses and/or take from to the computation, travels, which hide raw line you that one disapprovin ' those, which are maintained

Doggies however movin, ', ', movin ' are and movin ' movin, that maintains the raw skin that appropriate rope of those the fact that you do not become tried to understand, high to be living into the order courses and, which concerns us scold those, broad my central calculatin ' are finally the end of my riding in a car relative, my applicable love waitin ' waitin, which ' is

{Refrain}, Hyena! {Refrain} Rollin ', rollin ', rollin ', Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin ' Hyena! Rollin ', rollin ', rollin ', Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin '

Hyena! Raw skin! Raw skin!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:28 AM

You the diamond up comfort of the world height the thing go out together like this inside sky and you wonder as to peel, it glitters and the enemy whom it glitters the star


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 01:45 PM

4 generations of this one:


...this Song, which never to finish,
continue right and above, my friend some person,
to sing to start, not to know that and they to continue,
for always singing, right because
this Song, which never to finish...

...this song only never, in order to terminate
continue well and over my friend
a certain person, in order to sing the at the beginning,
in order not to know that and they, in order to continue,
in order to always sing gerad,
because this song, that never, in order to terminate...

...this Song that never, to finish
not to continue and rueber my friend
a certain person, to sing at the beginning,
it not to know that and, to continue,
gerad to always sing,
because this Song who never finish...

...this song that never not to continue in order to terminate,
in order and mean more rueber friend
a certain person, in order the at the beginning to sing it,
in order to know and,
in order to continue gerad always not sing,
because this song, which never terminate...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM

If midnight comes, stage of the return of the good people; Seek your covers and your bed of feather/spring now.

The Room is more rueber the vagrant, his voyage.

Provide the old man von Traeumen to the top of the night, result of John to the top of the night to the old man von Traeumen of John.

Above the hills the sun was lost; Obacht of tomorrow is much of dreams, the left house that the vagrant is more rueber, their voyage.

Provide the old man von Traeumen of John the density, result the density with the old man von Traeumen. of John are man and Master to the top to the top the night one.

All the things are on an equal installation, if the day took place.

The prince and plowman, the Slavic citizen and of honor.
All find their comfort in John old man of the dreams, all find their comfort in the old man von Traeumen of John.

Now, as you the clearly flying away sleep the dreams come;
The falcons of the morning cannot damage you here.
The sleep is a river, on always flows, and for your Segler you choose the old man von Traeumen of John, and for your Segler you choose the old man von Traeumen of John.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:23 PM

Heh. :)

That us to dance to be able,
if us to be able your friend behind
' A cause to let itself wish your friend not to dance
And if they not good they not of friend von to dance me
I to say, be able to suit us, where us zum
A-Platz to wish, in which they never to find
And function us to be able, like us von aus of this vacancy
True broad back to outside come
And us dance to dance to be able! *

To be able us to go, if us zur at the young night to wish and thus I
And us capacity true clean our hat our foot to equip
And ' EM with that captions to surprise,
To be able to function us,
If, if us not nobody will
And to function you true capacity hard and total to eliminate
And I like imbecile I to function to be able to

Say, us to be able to dance, us to be able
All to direct outside to dance,
Which to dance us o be able, us to be able to dance to
Us to make they wall wall dance us to be able, us to be able
Each sight your hand
To dance to dance us to be able, us to be able each to dance
Takin to wish you, ' the cha-a-a-ance

Sicherheitstanz that we do not have itself
Your life whole let us wish and the well,
As we deceive it, going, them to so a long time never lose
Let us work of Everything' ll
Me declaration towards the line which we can dance,
If we cannot your friends behind
'Cause we let wish your friends to dance and if they do not dance
Well, it of friends of me are him to

surely dance sums, of Oh- are him to surely dance
Must surely it be danced

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

the day of summertime in the month May the Billy Boy came hikin "under a shady byway near in ka'lamo sugar that was lookin" for likin "as at length this tragoy'dise a song of ground of milk and honey where one useless can to remain for many one day and does not need any money

In the big mountain of candies of rock, is a ground that fair and luminous, the booklets is increased in the bushes and sleeps outside each night.

Boxcars all are empty and the sun shine each day are forced to go where there ain't that no snow where the sleet does not fall and the winds does not blow in the big mountain of candies of rock.

In the big mountain of candies of rock needn't you do not never always change your socks and the small currents of alcohol they come a-flow late under rocks

OH the huts that all should place peak in their hats and the bulls of railways are blind there a lake stew and the whisky also and you can kwpilati'sete front in your canoe in the big mountain of candies of rock

In the big mountain of candies of rock all spo'les have the wooden legs

the bulldogs all have the lastjhe'nja teeth and the hens give birth the soft-boil eggs

box-cars all are empty and the sun shine each day


are forced to go where there ain't that no snow

where the rain does not fall also the winds do not blow

in the big mountain of candies of rock.

In the big mountain of candies of rock the prisons are constituted by the tin that you can slip right outside again

hardly you are there ain't no one konto's-antjmetwpjsme'no spade no axis, you saw or select i

you are forced to remain where you sleep all the day
where they hung the shake that invented the work

in the big mountain of candies of rock the

OH, the buzz of bees in the trees of cigarettes,

"Neath the source of soda of trade and the lemonade springs where the bluebird tragoyda' in big mountain of candies of rock


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:43 PM

A girl of country of North to London east all with her nature fled which did not approve him and it not cried and him is sighed and him him hands ausgeprgessen and cried,

OH- me in north wishes certainly still me that to be could.

Choral society:

For the oak and ash and bonny the tree of ivy all flower you and flower you in my country of North.

As sadly myself and bejammere my dear house in which young men and Lasses durchstreifte form the hay,

in which the bells sing it with fasten and with the small birds and Maide and the meadows are pleasant and homosexual.

No doubt, I wonder, me could not bind to of Muehelosigkeit,

Weary it bonnie is, liked comes however the young man which I owe wed, the country of raised North its and must themselves carry return to my country house of North.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM

more Óer of awa noo of Charlien bonny ' surely the friendly pipe, Mony that a heart adapts twa, if it becomes more néer again none of ye, which is again returned? none of ye again returned?

Lóed canna of ye is not better of ye, which was again returned? Ye trusted its men of hieland, it trusted to it dear Charlien!

They Kent seins to hide to itself in the ravine the death and exile, which are the English bribes braving, were ' in puir and from useless this

Tho ' are more puirer we maun, buy them of canna from Siller the heart, hot blow for thine and thee.

We watched out thee in gloamin ' hour the fact that we are thee in the grey from mornin ', although thirty thousand them gíe zerstoesst


OH -, nane watched out there, which was betrayed it! Of laverock to the sweet the note and that sang long, Liltin ' violently to the ravine however to me that it sings too, "not of ye, which was returned again"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:27 PM

They you did not explain him, come indeed around would like
your face, you see here disappearing better
fire in their eyes than and their words are really clear,
right impact that it thus strikes it you

They improve improve to you do what
you would not like to see a race, not a blood, are not machomann
who you would like durable, to be better done to be able, which you can,
therefore it strikes it, but you would like to be bad

Straight lines the impact it, struck, struck, striking him to him,
it nobody to be put in failure would like to show them,
such as funky and your fight it not with which is strong
is straight lines impact false or right,
struck straight lines with impact,
struck straight lines to him impact,
struck straight lines to him impact,
struck to him constitutes

It is outside to receive you you, of better holidays,
while you would like to be would not like a boy,
you a man being who you would like to remain alive,
done better to be able, which you can,
therefore to strike it,
with right impact him

They must show them that you really you do not play scared,
with your life, that this one is not truth or make confidence
which they make to a step you, then striking it you,
then it explains it you that it is adapted,
that to thus strike it you,
to be bad to want for you however

If you strike it thus, to strike, to strike it to him -, to strike,
to nobody one puts it in failure would like to show them,
such as funky, your fight not with which is false,
or right straight lines the impact struck,
struck struck him, him,
striking constitutes to him is strong

Straight lines the impact struck,
him with impact,
struck to him,
struck...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:53 PM

Somebody explained once that me,
the world which will roll me,
is not I the tool schaerfste
in that hall it left it
dumb its finger and its inch
in the form of L on its Forehead looked at

To begin that well years to come and it to stop not that coming,
returned which directing and I that race of ground,
wasn't judiciously to make so much live not recreation,
struck, your brain receives intelligently,
however your head receives, dumb,
to see so much,
therefore is that with taking roads postpone false?
If you do not go, you know yourselves never shine never,
if you do not ignite...

Hey now, are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, do not go now a play,
Hey, are to you a star of rock,
receive the publication paying,
all which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form break above, of maintenance

It is a fresher place, and say to him that he,
becomes you now zusammengerollt, period of waiting ' cools,
until you became older, the men of average asks however,
to be different and by the drilling in the illustration by satellite,
the ice which we receive eislaufen, the water to judge rather thin
which receives warmly, to thus swim you moreover could,
my world on fires, as him?
That is the manner that I want him and I never receive perforated

Hey now, are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, do not go now a play,
Hey, are to you a star of rock,
receive the publication paying,
all which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form break above, of maintenance

Somebody asked for once, I could save a some-a modification around gas,
owe me yep received far from this place,
have says me, with the EC what the concept,
could use to me a little combustible itself,
and we could all the use weak modification

do they collect the years well to come above, and they do not stop coming,
returned with the directives and me strike the race of ground,
were to him not to live for recreation,
your brain do not receive judiciously intelligently, your head receive however,
to see so much, so much dumb,
therefore is false that with taking back roads?
If you do not go, you do not know yourselves shine never,
if it not one ignites, therefore

Hey now, never are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, go now a play,
Hey, you are a star of rock,
receive above, of maintenance the publication paying,
all those it are, sparkle a gold only,
you break stars germinating, the form,
all those who is not all those but,
sparkles which is all those but,
sparkles which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form breaks.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:37 PM

I'll just have to stop reading this thread - it's warping my mond. No I'll leave that typo - it's somehow appropriate to this thread, as you'll see.

I now am unable to open any other thread here without my mind trying to do the same sort of mental gyrations necessary to process the entries in this thread.

Trying to read any technical questions on recording techniques, I have to keep beating myself to keep making sense, and stop thinking that someone is trying to take the piss out of a serious topic.

~~~~

OK.... sorry about this ..,
Da Debil made me do it!

I will have that to only stop to read this line - mond is warping mine. None I will leave that typo - he is in some appropriate way to this line, because you he will see. I now am incapable to open any here another line without my mind that tries to make the same luck of gyrations mental necessary to process the entrances in this enfío. Trying to read all the questions techniques in writing techniques, I have that to remain myself to beat itself to remain itself to make the direction, and stop to think of that somebody is trying to make examination of the piss is of a serious topic.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM

Down in the Valley to Pray

I went lower to the bottom requesting and studied on the good old woman manner and that which carries starry the crown, good Lord, the manner of showing me. OH -, sinners, do you go yourselves to the bottom, do not leave us concerned to the bottom, would like to go downwards? OH - sinners, you make us go downwards. Downwards in that lowers to request.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:01 PM

This old man, it functioned. He exploited a skill of cut my inch. With you give Knickgeschicklichkeitpaddy-whack, with a dog a bone. This old man came to the house roles.

(that's just the first verse: This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb).


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM

Drink pledge with me only with thine augen, and me my;
Leave or a kiss in the basin, and I do not ask around the wine.
The thirst which for Seelendoth to increase,
Doth crave a divine drink;
But I would not modify capacity I of Nektarsup Joves, for thine.

I to send thee late a rosigen Wreath and not so much to honour thee Like giving it a hope, that it not to fade there to be able;
But thou did'T breathes there only and sent'St of return to me, Since that, if him and the odor does not rise, swear me, him, however thee.

Watch out for that rising odor.......

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:30 PM

There are a darkness and a side worrying of the life. There is also a luminous and sunny side. Although we meet blackening and the polemic the shone upon side, we can also consider. hold a maintenance on the side sunny of the life on the shone upon side, always on the sunny side. It helps you each day, him completely enlightened, if we hold on the side sunny of the life.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM

The life is as a railroad of the mountain,
with a coordinator who is brave;
We must make the successful functioning,
of the cradle to the sepulture;
He gives attention to the curves, the mounts, the tunnels;
To never falter, never bobwhites;
It keeps its hand in top of the pressure controller,
and its eye in top of the track.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM

To another expensive night, because I place myself sleeping
I dreamed I arrested me it in my arms when I woke up, expensive,
I was confused thus that I hung my head and I cried out.

You it is my light of the sun, mine only light of the sun that you makes me happy when the skies are cinereous you never will know expensive, how much I I lack it please I do not remove my light of the sun


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:47 PM

* to balance to you that weak, soft carriage and to come, carry me house. * to balance to you that weak, soft carriage and to come, carry me house. I looked on Jordan and what I saw? to come to carry me house. A volume of the angels which come after me. to come to carry me house. If you receive there, before I do not come, next to carry me the House, my friends me to precisely declare there too, comes to carry me house.

In "Ben Hur" I'm assuming they used the strong, hard carriages for the race. I should stop now, but, as it says in Foolestroupe's last contribution, I must not bobwhite from my mission.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 PM

Stop! I can't breathe!

Just who is bob white?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:06 PM

Gently and tenderly, the Jesus names. Requirement for it and me. see an offer on those of gate, pay attention to him and. to pay attention for you and me. If you come to the house, you come to the house. Ye which at the inert house came. The Jesus names seriously tenderly. From Sinner naming an O, come to the house you. Why would we owe teerig, if the Jesus names? to require for you and me? Why would we owe linger and not its mercies to consider? Mercies for it and me? Time is now, the moments infringements volatile. to exceed you and of me. Shades to seize as soon as beds of death come. to come for you and me. O, bus which admirable loves which it promised. Promising for it and me. Although we have sinned, him a favour and excuses, excuses for you and me let us have.


"If you come to the house, you come to the house" Now, that's deep.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:28 PM

a dear female red game. Re, a drop of the gilded sun. Thousand, a name call me me. Company, a long long manner of running. Thus a needle which draws from wire. a remark thus consequences. With Ti, to penetrate with a congestion and the bread. us return too that takes.

That's from the musical "The Clay of Music".

I don't get the "Clay=Sound thing either. Oh, well, that's enough for tonight (no, really), Tomorrow's a holiday, I hope I don't waste it all doing more of this. I'm going to grab a snack and then go to bed. I hope there's some grape congestion in the fridge.

Good night. Steve


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 12:45 AM

A Bob White is a quail.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 04:22 AM

Oh bugger- just one more then...

In Oh- whispered it in the kitchen and him whispered in the hall, flowers of Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly
that the girl of the king with the child suits them to her brother
and the broom to brushes to never going more to the bottom in one way or another.

It killed his sister to the broad stable from Oh- from his father
bonny flowering from broom to brushes, and the broom with brushes does not flower honestly,
with one pfeil and Yewbaumbogen umschlang all on its arms
and suits him to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And it is necessary y to have, if you hear that me, the noisy cry, with OH - which it broom with brushes flowers bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly,
is him must then me kill to him and one could be there.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And if it heard that its to give honestly flowers and flowers the brooms with brushes, noisy cries in Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny
the arrow silver plated of its elbow which it suddenly left with fly. And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

and it a tomb to dig, length to dig it, and to dig to flower deep
Oh- the broom with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes to flower honest,
and it his/her own sister with her child his foot to bury.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And it went from return the flowering of broom with brushes to the suitable hall of his father,
flowers of Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and enjoyed honestly, there fiedelte that and danced and all.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

Oh- Willie, dear Willie, that to give you such pain?
De Oh- of the brooms with brushes flowers bonny honestly and the flowering of broom with brushes,
lost to me a sheath and a measurer whom I again never see.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

There are the ships of your father who flowers completely on the sea ein-segelt, of
Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly
and a finer sheath and a measurer whom they take surely thee.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

De Oh- is there ships of my father who completely flowers on principal control ein-segelt, of
Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly,
however a such sheath and the measurer whom I again never see.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.


I really like the way the refrain lines seem to change from one instance to another, and the way she gets killed in the second verse instead of the fourth, and the arrow is only silver-plated when it comes back...

It definitely goes to the bottom in one way or another.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:06 AM

The guard made a hunting go and under its coat it carried an arc very for drawing merry small a floor among the so green-O sheets.


The boy of Jackie (main) sing bottom derry of Derry of well of ye

(very well) hé to the bottom (Ho downwards) among the so green-O sheets with my hé downwards in bottom (with my Ho to the bottom downwards) hé to the bottom (Ho downwards) of bottom derry of Derry among the so green-O sheets


the first floor which it crossed the plain, keeps it sought behind still.

Where it is now, it can remain, among the so green-O sheets.


CHORUS next the floor it crossed the brook. The guard sought behind with its hook.

Where it is now you can go and look among the so green-O sheets.


CHORUS keeps It made a hunting go. In wood it caught a floor. It looked at so sad that it let it leave. Among the so green-O sheets.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:29 AM

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, above going through the throat
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with its volume of the men
feared through the bad, liked through good
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood


1. He called largest elbow contactors with a Tavern on the green, which were inaugurated her assistance the people of the king,
the that, it all troubles on the English scene of the country touched on and always found the abundance on the hour,
in order to sing

2. He never did not come to the forest of Sherwood
with a feather/spring in his fighter of hat A
a fight searching, which was always ready its elbow,
and he maintained its arrows shown.
It had it practice, to fight for, which was exact.

3. With the fold of the monk and small John, which went them seeing roguish they formed the contract, which, which different one would not dare.
He took that prisoner whole money, which the bad police head took, and stored much injury a right.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:42 AM

I worked on the railroad that whole leben-lange day. I precisely worked on the railroad, to lead far time. Can't you intend to whistle the impact? Rise in top so early in Morn. Can't you cries of captain the "Dinah hear, roast you your horn"? You do not roast of Dinah? You do not roast of Dinah? You do not roast of Dinah, your horn? Somebody in the kitchen with of Dinah. I know somebody in the kitchen. * somebody in the kitchen with of Dinah, strumming on the old Banjo. * they to sing, "of Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o, with Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o, Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o and strumming on the old Banjo.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:49 AM

My bonnie is the ocean, my lies bonnie the sea, my lies bonnie above the ocean, O takes to me more of more than of return my bonnie.

cho: If you bring back, you take an O to me take return of return to me my bonnie.
If you bring back, you take an O take return of return to me my bonnie.

O impact ye crane on the ocean
O roast ye the crane on the sea;
O impact ye crane on the ocean and take return to me my bonnie.

Yesterday evening, like I put on my cushion, yesterday evening, as I put on my bed;
Evening, since I put myself on my cushion,
dreamed my bad bonnie yesterday was the crane died on the ocean,
the crane on the sea roasted roasted;
Bloen on the ocean have return taken the crane and my bonnie me.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:30 AM

One two three four five times that I still fished a fish
six seven eight nine ten
then of Is alive he left the Pourquoi license that you left to license he?

Roman lettuce he bit my finger as well as the finger that bites? This small finger in the right


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:34 AM

One more before I leave for work:

Are OH -, where you, a Billy boy, Billy boy be? Are OH -, where you been and Billy bezaubert? I am a woman seeks due, it am the joy with my life. It is a young thing and cannot leave his/her mother. She can cook Kirschpie-Chart, Billy boys, Billy boy? She can cook Kirschpie-Chart and Billy bezaubern? She can cook which is guaranteed, to form Kirschpie-Chart you cubic. She is a young thing and cannot leave his/her mother.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:51 AM

If you come out in, today drink you you it are from largely exact surprised. If you came out in, today drink you you go better into the lining. So that each bear, which has always, there meets correctly, because today from the day the bears have teddy their picknick. The time of the picknick for teddy loads, the small bears teddy has a stay, which bezaubert today.
He gives them attention, closes those unawares, and sees her to portion of a picknick in his vacation taking.
He sees gaily gad approximately.
They may play and shout. Never have all care.
In six hours their mommies and daddies them will make for the peace at the bed for examination it, because small bears are tired teddy.

If you came out in drink today, you would improve, thus do not go only.
It is for exterior in the woods today, but safe that ester in the peace provoking.

So that each bear, which has always, there meets correctly, because today from the day the bears teddy their picknick have each bear teddy, those were good today from a pleasure are correctly there lots of the marvelous things to eat on, and from the marvelous plays at more dejouer under the trees, where nobody sees to conceal and search not also by much time, which have its piquen please today from the day the bears teddy


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: sinpelo
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM

Did Wheear ' because the sin of trunk of your oh see the thee, on
Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! Did Wheear ' as a sin of trunk of your
oh see the thee? Did Wheear ' as a sin of trunk of your oh see the
thee? On do Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! On do Ilkla moor the baht '
with? ! On do Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! Tha be a cooartin ' Mary
Jane on Ilkla moor the baht ' at Tha be a cooartin ' Mary Jane that
Tha be a cooartin ' Mary Jane on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla
moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with the o' cowd of deeath
the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn of Tha on Ilkla moor the baht
' with the o' cowd of deeath the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn
of Tha of o' cowd of deeath the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn
of Tha on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on
Ilkla moor the baht then ' with the baht ' with vThen us ha moor '
will bury the thee then we ha ' will bury the thee on Ilkla moor the
baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' then
with you worms ' ll cum and eat the oop thee on Ilkla moor the baht '
then ll eat thee of you worms ' ll cum and oop then you worms with the
' cum and eat the oop thee on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor
the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with then lean the ' ll cum and
eat of you worms of oop on Ilkla moor ' ll cum and eats ducks of you
worms of oop then ' ll cum and eats of you worms of oop on Ilkla moor
the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla then moor the baht
' with us go ' ate ducks of oop on Ilkla then moors the baht ' with us
will go ' ate ducks of oop whereas we go ' ate ducks of oop on Ilkla
moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla then moor the
baht ' with us all ' avenue etten the thee on Ilkla then moor the baht
' with us all we all ' avenue etten the thee on Ilkla moor the baht '
at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with [ the
last one towards was added a certain hour later to the original ] It
is wheer than we are obtained the oahn behind on Ilkla moor the baht '
with the EC is wheer we are recovered the oahn which is wheer we are
obtained the oahn behind on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the
baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM

Mr Happy, I hate to tell you this, but I did My Bonnie back on the 16th Feb at 6.46am. The only difference between yours and mine is that where there was a typo in the original - bloen instead of blown, I corrected it before translating. It was also really hard to work out where to start a new line, so we're a bit different there too. Otherwise.....


Meanwhile,

Did all flowers go to where? Change all flowers it passes to the place long time? Change all flowers in the place before long time? When learning until now, the girl took out them each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all young girls go to where? Change all young girls it passes to the place long time? Change all young girls in the place before long time? When learning until now, it has and husband each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all youths go to where? Change all youths it passes to the place long time? Change all youths in the place before long time? When learning until now, the military personnel hazard it is thin each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all military personnels go to where? Change all military personnels it passes to the place long time? Change all military personnels in the place before long time? When them learn until now, it is thin in the graveyard each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all graveyards go to where? Change all graveyards it passes to the place long time? Change all graveyards in the place before long time? When we learn until now, it covers each one with the flower? Are we when to learn until now?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:19 AM

When she was the apprentice tied in the known Lincolnshire, good complete servile my presentation to more, that 7 years, to me to the Punchier, for report to the voices I understand quickly, to the OH -, ' ties my benefit on the shining night per year of station accepted.' Data that the 4 and my comrades were the installation of the closed circuits, of the "Twas there after this ausspionierten distant we more to gamekeeper, because these, were that they had not been interested it, in, extorquent can and a war, my youngsters and in some place to leave jumping, OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.

Data that the 4 and my comrades had manufactured for new top of 4 or 5 and prinimayushch on ' ESTADOS-MEMBROS, we apprehend the hares of the life.'

We adoption to the life of hare of my youngsters, and for wood OH regulated -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.'

I launched it on my arm and posterior these we drag houses that we accept it the house of the neighbour, and vendee it for the crown;

Videos it for the crown, my youngsters, 4 they had said but voices not where to the

OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.'


The success to each Mr. lives vended of the Lincolnshire in the success to the each savage who would want to vender the possibility of the hares that is to gamekeeper bad each one, it not its red hunting OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:47 AM

Choose your collaborators, the general purpose excavator with my toilet
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin

"cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
the general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin"

took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
general purpose excavator with its my my toilet, darlin '

ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj' egw' pi' ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj', o' morfo epj' located ekskafe' have stin toyale' your moy, to darlin moy "Tis

ga' heap sto va' zo kre' farmhouse, what' ll;
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
General purpose excavator with my toilet, darlin of my

"fly to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk,

general purpose excavator with my general purpose excavator of toilets to my my toilet, darlin"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: sinpelo
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM

OK just 2 verses but who can guess which song?

Problem at the spirit I am blue, but I will be not always the blue
sun, which, on my back door one day goes shining

I steige at this river seizure my old basculante chair down, if
they do not leave to me from the problems that I will tilt outside
there in function

I'd love to hear Sonny & Brownie do that one!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 AM

"A Bob White is a quail."

What instrument does he play?

A Banjo - in qualing style....


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 AM

The donor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack,
therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher around a half as an old man himself,
but it did not weigh pennyweight to more became

him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey,
when the old man died ninety years,
without TIC configuration of beginning TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life TIC configuration of beginning numbering TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit

nor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack, therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher

around a half as an old man himself, but it did not weigh pennyweight to more

became him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey, when the old man died ninety years,

without TIC configuration of beginning
TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life
TIC configuration of beginning numbering
TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit, not to still go jamais, when the old man died.


If it ahead and behind paid attention
its beams of pendulum much of hours, it
had spent to know as a boy and by a childhood and a masculinity,

the donor of synchronization, its sorrow and its joy seemed and did not attach to divide for him 24,
him with the door with flowering and a beautiful must to enter, however stopped it, close, to go briefly never yet,
when the old man died

CHORAL SOCIETY

my grandfather said that of which it could not employ a civil servant,
would thus find to him reliable,
because it held perfect time and it had a desire with to be wounded with him was due to its place, its side,

they were hung however stopped, close, it to never yet go briefly, when the old man died


CHORAL SOCIETY


it schellte a warning in silence the night, a warning which for years stumm had been and we knew that its spirit for the flight pluming which its hour the departure had come the donor of synchronization held still time with the switch and absorbed play of bell, since us his side being lends calmly, however stopped, to short-circuit, to go never yet, when the old man died


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 AM

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make, the flexibility golpecito returning it peeled from the gas, the Monday morning Teas,


Reading, effect it went mad and it must discover the drain that it calls it in the carpenter, the wine gas dealers concerned in order it calls


By the Ohio ticket inside facing each other the place back, in it surroundings comfort the different person above all boards which it tears the whole one of it indication which is not did not receive the gas all inside.


It goes out and goes out and it is sufficient from the decline which it constructs the grade B which in right puts them from the whole."


What it discovers the transportation unit of Jingo Gee Gus, carpenter


It until Tuesday, which crosses over to the morning when it talks the Twas,


It, was chiselled he with as for the hammer and all, "view it operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, it by the cable drove the that time pasting nail,


The insect was it all Ohio light all indication which is works.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, inside the move '

All Wednesday of the electrician the Twas, the I it calls the cancer the possibility


The Sea where inside it absolumentabsoluement vice- scope does not approve kHz


Lye thus with outer side of safety bolt doing it is not and it is and, the Sanderson day of the whole indication inside it


Ohio like this all, in order to be continued in the separation seller compared to by the window by the normality I which changes it foot of tomorrow it refers.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, being welded in it torch where


Thursday the Teas comes the separation seller compared to morning and, it cement and from with inside and the song where him the fortune is good


Inside different deciding it, hour will have all inside and the branch


The separation seller whom it puts to it is not compared to, but must arrive me, in order to draw the total one

Ohio wall of it indication anger it will split.

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make,

When golpecito gas him that the comfort which will draw going, inside the Twas above the anger will make a first


Friday in the undercoats, he tomorrow all overcoat nook and but to discover each portion which is the chink all, to draw,


There is a possibility of doing to go round inside Ohio where it all indications decrease work Jig An.


Saturday and it shouts Sunday from Monday all inside at day lapse morning the twas in me wine gas dealers concerned An it is not.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:35 AM

Ya have to love that CHORAL SOCIETY that you get in the chorus songs, eh?

Now, on to TV themes, heh heh!

Here all khel their mother the clothes of silk brocade head being young together most talk of the be lady inside 3 people which are the quite love be girl the love which it is bringing with the high piece is,

The talk of the man who becomes here distinction will together live them all and as a but they will be 4 men with 3 person boys of that oneself who will be from total one person there is busy Brady,

When 1st and until them the lady meets this colleague, about the group under the method which sprouts all by that the method where the Brady bunch by Brady bunch us has reached the Brady bunch us who have reached the Brady bunch must form the family these six seals of it compared to very compared to has been


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:39 AM

"jumps to my toilet,"

Well that's one I'll never be able to get that picture out of my mond, and thus never be able to sing it with a straight face again...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:43 AM

Under wrong combining in order not to be the highland in order but stroke, our freedom hazard the RogerRamjet which fights and his eagle lead outer space and it is a day n inside

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits

When the RogerRamjet and his man getting all burglars after, the swallow of the fun which spreads out and laugh all it combines hazard child us it comes

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM

work all during the night and a drink of banana of choice of rum (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), until the morning to come. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), from Tag-OH -, Tag-OH -, daylight and myself come wish go to the house. * a beautiful package to mature it of the banana (daylight to come and I to wish to go to the house), to see I great great black tarantula. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), it rises with six feet, seven feet, (, eight daylight to come and me wishes goes to the house. Six feet, seven feet, of eight of package of foot acht-Fuss-Buendel. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house).


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM

The Sea where the end is noble and wise to connect and the grudge which is not, the end is end, to talk to the Ed end which justly, justly, anyone goes round again and talk justly justly.

It pastes and it goes to an origin and he in you asks on the end will decrease the answer back which means you will approve. He always is in steady process. In Sea Ed great disaster.

The yakkityEd the yak it does to live the streak person and wastes your time but he when a thing which the silence will talk and one Mister, not to talk assuredly.

When his voice becomes husky until, the end is end, justly, justly, and this one'll great disaster '. It spread out and the end which it talks assuredly electrolysis it did not listen to?

The well listens to this.

The Ed me it is Mister.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:04 AM

It's really disappointing when you translate a song and it just isn't all that funny, as in the case of one I just did "Bird Within a Gilded Framework".


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Those are creepy, change are mysterious, the feeling bad Addams family are ooky everything together

As for the house them who are the museum where the people come to seeing really being the Addams family scream

(The edge righteousness)
(small stature it is)
(the candy)

So magical errand the payment Addams family asking/depending of gonna where you are the shawl profit of broomstick of us A who can crawl does


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:16 AM

You are going Scarborough to the appropriate parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion


Remember that I to one who for once lives there they applicable loving of my was requests you them to educate me a Kambrichemd.


Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion.

Without any seam or sewing work purifies.
Then it is applicable loving of my requests you it, it in the more yonder

Dry woollen parsley, Sable, to wash Rosemarie and thermion,

Where the risen water more ne'er still the drop of the rain then they fell, is more yonder applicable loving of my requests you it, it

On thorn parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion to dry, which bore bloom,

Since Adam was born then, is never it applicable loving of my now has it me asked that questions three

Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and hope of the simians


I it there much for me to answer, then, it applicable loving of my if OH -,


Will find you me one morning country parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion between the sea-foam rubber and the sea-and then to actual them applicable loving


Of my OH - is, will ploughs you it with horn parsley, sales, rosemary and -thermion of a lamb and sows it completely

More rubber with a pepper grain, then, it applicable loving of my is OH -, will


Harvests you it with a satchel of the leather parsley,


The Sales, the Rosaries and the simians and binds above it for all with the feather/

Spring of a pea, then, which are it applicable loving of my hand

If you did and terminated, come if its work

Parsley, Sales, Rosemary and thermion to me for your Kambrichemd, then, which is it applicable loving of my sea-foam rubber hand


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

Ranger Steve, if I don't like the result, I just try a different language. I had to try three different ones for the Addams Family before I found one that was even mildly funny!

OK - on a roll now:

Road runner dial tone dial tone the phase which is legitimate put aside and you inside the pile road runner Republic of Ghana you were over in the public road, runs the road runner which back selects all day nose bedspread reel changed his method in him

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner

He will be wrong and there will be a possibility which he will do when assuredly learning with slow the lower part, that nose bedspread reel U who goes mad with a realness lis is immense? It is poor and the small road runner fun troublesome army song assuredly back is lower part of his idea the runnin' hymn which is legitimate sourly

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner


So where did they get the Republic of Ghana?

And what is a nose bedspread reel?

down = bedspread?

beep beep = dial tone dial tone :-)

Fascinating!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:43 AM

Troops of gollandetsa Tae and Lizzy Lindsay Ye?


Tae troops husbands of the gollandetsa Ye?

Dutch troops Ye de Tae Lizzy Lindsay?


Do the will have to be my tae fianc3.ee and 4 ardently desired for?

You will be as far as possible I, Mister do not dispatch; you will not be there the state of the gay although you do not have.

Spouts out works like which never not, of fears, is which ii1 it does not make.

Had its matter ii1 of name Rev. A Yushchsya knew the gay, us what we do not invest, to call I horse.

By my name must know that, if you do not know the gay us ye these horse, then a good judge of small ingot of fear, high shifted control of Ronald MacDonald will be Person.

Are Person and Ronald MacDonald fianc3.e kilted the monolog it, which skirt it has a cotton colour of green?

The child, monolog fascinating like kilted his elbow, this will be darlin of tae


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:20 AM

since it it long it of the road with a its small number ' the plate of the meat
and the sun outward journey, which on its gilded ' to measure Barnet'
to fall, like angel sky its dunkelblauen ' luminous Hammelfleischpie-Charts.
In my ' west and of germinated of Cupid on the left him there a wave is ' daN and.

It would accept Grecian ' me, ' and ' heather of Hampstead ' two series,
in its ' sunny south ' which that two cha$nes of characters pretty scintillated to bead;
downwards after my ' bread and cheese ' i-Tropfen and murmur, ' please
my storm and polemic, dear Tottie, O, you darlingest the girl!

then Beugenwimmern by its side, to cry that,
then over ' Jennyschutzen ' to admit and test has, to banish,
Wal its ' Jonahs, ' a hydrophobiabarke to give,
(they, ', the Arch one that for Noahs!')
And continuous right my ' to go up and rich ' made with my ' cribbagestoepsel attack.

The ECU its dog of bull that I could stop,
had named it a ' deflagration of gingembre, '
that which says, ', which Henry Meville thinks you is done there?',
And I heard as far i-slunk, ' why, the trunk of Jumbos vehicles!
and the ' Walter Joyce ' of Totties with gilded ' to measure Barnet.'


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

Well, lonesome nothin ' so calls that, but unsound there is drear in regard to the standpoint of the stick of the pub where therefore the beer has been attached or, dingoes of wildness as for the night from your relative and is not lonesome completely around the camp fire.


The pub where the publican beer which worries for the thing allotment which is good, comes has been attached how is not the terrible place or, trivial, there is the glance of long way on the surface, whether the maid and the actin ' queer of the cock which go to ill humour completely of


-! The stock man that dried to the stick, the lump from that coat which goes due to the throat of the ˆ¥ ‚è being lazy, pulls it rides, but when barman says heavy-heartedly, the pub where smile of that surface does not turn to sneer directly, "can obtain the beer!


"He, as for the chief for covering, the wine where that companion of drinkin ' has been attached, him while hurrying, is, waits but he fears, the dog beer which is with that has been attached as for not to be the pub of for the sake of, the place that master which does not flinch because there is a dog, in the veranda!


As for him it is in order the sweat from that eye which then the vagabond is covered completely with growing, him throws the fact that you say under that roll, wipes it comes, but when being said to him, "as for this me to hear what?


Depending upon me to the pub where 50 flamin ' beer which so you walked heavily have been attached mile!


"Well, the ƒrƒŠ쳌[ train Osamu house - for the first time as for him of that life is the wife whom calm he where the house which goes to that darlin is cool ' makes walk at the kitchen;

She says, "it is quick my valuable,쳌h then he destroys, the pub where the thing beer can be obtained in her does not say.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM

The old cabbage of kings was an old lively heart,

And an old lively heart was this one this one required its pipes,
And required its basin
And required fiddlers its,
Three.

And each fiddler it had a thin violin, and a very thin violin it had it. V

The violin diddle UEO, diddle UEO, shouted fiddlers, the lively individuals lively is us.

They쳌fre no so equitable like it


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:14 AM

And dewdrops me thee expect the more dreamer beautiful, the greased bell,

Starlight; The tones of the hard world, which was felt in lulled groins, from moonlight changed over everything.

Dreamer beautiful, queen of my song, list, during cortège thee with melodies flexibly;

They went themselves the life care occupy to suspect, more dreamer beautiful wake greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful outside on the sea mermaids chanting lorelie salvage;

On to be streamlet steams carried, which waits bad at the bright coming morn.

Dreamer beautiful, bundle of my heart, the east in as morn on streamlet and on the sea;

Then you Venus leave the grief clouds, more dreamer beautiful wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:34 AM

The old person where Michael Finnegan was pulled up, that the taste of healthy chinnigan which increases it was.


Inigan old human Michael and pooch, snorkel which is left by the wind


Then by Finnegan polished in order still it starts.... to think of the person whose activity of the left side which is pulled up


Michael Finnegan is old, winnigin in this way, could, (?)


That Finnegan must go still.

Michael innigin of the person who is begun, bad old this, giving to that competition.


But pinnican and, from intensive the terrible dinnigan reason where when that that of the can which is not that sinnigan in order to pick it went ' they said that (?)

It could point to the fish which grasps that you obtain, innigan which rises with by that shaft it went,

In a certain yard shinnigan isle skinnigan was touched and that it changed after this in addition to the grease of the thinnigan beginning, like this died doing, poor old human Michael beginnigan Finnegan had.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DMcG
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:38 AM

A lady gave in the country of north,
At the broom with brushes of Bonny put the curve,
And it had relatively the exciting girls three,
Company, Lalala, company, Lalala.

A knight of the splendid value
Which also lived in north

The knight of Mutstouts and that gave courageously,
A woman wished him to have.
Struck to him with the barrier with the lady,
One which smoothes, were to him late

...

Maidens so now adapted of any good-bye,
it Song I wish formed


===
I love both the exiciting girls and that the tool ends up wishing it had formed a song!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:53 AM

The departments of, my love, are incorrect you with the transmission,

For with form arm쳌fs it kaka 'troupe the e, which I it has, which, it loved therefore for much time, which in its enterprise one thanks!

The Greensleeves was my whole joy, was Greensleeves the pleasure I, which was the Greensleeves my male rot wild of the gold, and who however pit Mrs Greensleeves.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 01:26 PM

OK, now those of you who are programmers - Write a program to put them back as they were!!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

I sing in the rain
and precisely sings in the rain.
That for feeling prachtvolles,
I am still happy.

I laugh so dark in top
in top with the clouds,
because sun in my heart
and I am ready with the love.

Let drive out stormy the clouds
of the place to each one,
concerned with the rain,
me have to smile on my face.

I to take to the bottom the way,
with a happy Refrain.
Because I am to sing
and precisely sings in the rain.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:58 PM

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.

Broken open, broken open,
broken the him to him open one
I fissured it precisely now,
precisely now open, broke him open precisely now.

It was putrefied, was putrefied to him,
was to him was putrefied precisely now,
precisely now putrefied,
was putrefied to him precisely now.

If it ate in one way or another, it ate in one way or another,
eaten me ate it in one way or another precisely now,
precisely now in one way or another,
ate it in one way or another precisely now.

A pain of stomach I received maintenance a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach received precisely now maintenance,
precisely now precisely now a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach of maintenance.

called the doctor, called the doctor,
I called the doctor precisely now
precisely now called the doctor,
called precisely now the doctor.

Company, company,
undertaken precisely now,
precisely now a company,
a company precisely now.

died in one way or another, died in one way or another,
died in one way or another precisely now,
I died precisely now dead in one way or another,
in one way or another precisely now.

I went to the sky, went to the sky,
precisely now gone to the sky with the sky
with the sky went precisely now,
precisely now.

Did not become me, me it is not right
which would not take, would not take now,
maintaining skies right would take me,
take me to take not precisely now.

If the other manner went, the other manner,
alley went the other manner me went precisely now,
precisely now the other manner,
went precisely now the other manner.

It did not wish me, did not wish me,
did not wish me wished me precisely now,
precisely now not,
wished me not precisely now.

If a dream were, a dream, was to it
a dream was precisely now,
precisely now a dream,
was precisely now a dream.

Then I awoke me, me awoke then,
me awoke me then awoke
precisely now, precisely now,
me awoke precisely now.

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work.
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

"Tones of the hard world which was felt in lulled groins" - what poetry. It almost improves on Foster's original lyrics.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:34 PM

Downwards in that lowers, those hang lower so slightly, your head more rueber, to intend the wind to roast. intend to roast the wind to like you if, you intend to roast the wind. If you hang more rueber your head, you intend to roast the wind. If you write the letter to me, you send it with the post office. you in Obacht of the Birmingham-prison send. The sun of love of pink, purple likes the cable. Angels in the sky know you me like. establish to me high a lock with forty feet, therefore I can see them, while it goes up beyond that.

The line starting "The sun of love.." in real life is "Roses love sunshine, violets love dew". This is the second time that "blow" translates into "Roast". I don't get it.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM

All the day I confront the wasting unfruchtbare without the taste of water, fresh water. * old daN and I with the throat to burn dry and thus the cry for water, expenses, free water. Feet In are, him yearning for rights a thing more like water, water fresh wund. And with the paddle I awake and baille and order more, with water, fresh and free water. Do not hold to move, of the daN, hear on him, daN, are to him the devil, a man, and it extends those extreme sand with water. Can't daN, see you this large green tree, in which the free company of water and him me and to await there you? Fresh and free water.

This is the second time that "Dan" is translated as "daN" I'm understanding less as I go along. stevE


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM

"it kaka 'troupe"

That Damn Fooles Troupe gets in everywhere...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:56 PM

see you stumbling to the bottom, pledging their loves on the ground. You solitairement give me however to involve found freely and that stolperntumbleunkraeutern. Of Obacht of the past are. to go nowhere, I precisely find however where the trace is completed and involved stolperntumble, with that cleans. I know carried, when the night went, those of a new day at dawn. I hold to involve. In my heart Song is deep. Here, at the distance I belong and involve that stolperntumbleunkraeutern.

stolperntumbleunkraeutern = tumbling tumbleweeds.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:09 PM

OK, let's gather around the piano and sing some show tunes:

I frequently went before on this road. But Plasterung always differently under my feet, front. In a train if I am seven stories which are raised and I know, are on the road, in which you live. There is lila trees in the heart of the city? can you hear Lark in another part the city? pours each door enchantment? No, is right him on the road, in you lives. And, OH -, this very high feeling that I receive from the knowledge which you be narrowly. This submerging feeling that each possible moment you can appear sudden. - Stare And opinion of anybody. It does not disturb you me, because there is nowhere besides on the mass which I would be rather. let go to beyond time. I am not interested, if me here on the road, in which you can be to live.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

In bottom behind gasworks, bellow in Rawtenstall, which is a small city in Lancashire.

Last night of Saturday, me and stable-lads, Ee by gum us ' announces some good cheer reet.

There was ice skims, the switch supports, coconut, and waxworks, figure eights and roundabouts, and were not us was deflected very when we hear the showman shout: the "Oh, rolls above, rolls above, comes to see large girl, forty of rock ' loveliness the and clean ones of the piece ever' there their."

Ee was ' large, accent of Wi' T in the large one, and all wi of the fellas ' which goes borer maintained to give him an excavation.

Was a large large lassie, as its frame were above molten air did not know that of wi ' I declare. Good Everthin ' was champion, until some clown silly, stabbed it with a bolt - said the showman with a frown "all the hands to stable-lads of the bombs, goin of the boat of the thousand ' in bottom", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.

"Rolls above, roll above, see Marie the ' myst' ry, the payment Monsieurs one to tan with being satisfied in blackness."

They in were stable-lads, only for a peep, the showman drew a lever and landed in a heap.

Well, has in drawn bottom ' in it in, in the line at the bottom, frills and the things for which the ev' ryone v.

With shoutin ', screamin ', ev' rythin ' were a front, me saw some things that amusing I never VI in all the life of the thousand, I saw some amusing things I never VI above the woman of the thousand, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.


"Rolls above, roll above, come to see mermaid, see you charming lady, half of a woman, half of a fish."

They in were stable-lads, for dele to show are not swank, when little Tommy Higgins put some whisky in the tank.

Well, began frisky, swimmin ' in the whisky, and when came above for the air, yields with the audiences, gave its tail a swish, its tail which came outside and really looked at delish.

It said "this which you want the boys, ' meat or fish" of the piece one, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall. "

Rolls above, roll above, see which tattooed you they, sees you charming lady with the portraits in her skin."

They in were stable-lads and began cheer, owe that in it are behind all the cities the ' Lancashire.

There were lower Odsall, town of Manchester, standin of the living room of city ' in the square.

There were Oldham, Bolton, Ashton-sob-Lyne, ' well of coal above in Burnley was a lookin ' that the powerful fine, until somebody shouted "daddy, does not go below with mine", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:02 PM

From inside that place mountain of Virginia righteousness the lonely pine tree in the lower part her name June my, thing five two of the little girls from hazard that place


Just she which is a family will carry 'neath that alone pine tree waiting quite, quite quickly she to hazard me which it will carry is Kiss to belong,


It gets a shallow cut in the trail of the lonely pine tree the self-will blue lips inside the moonlight, which is pale inside Ji mountain range by our heart


You carve your name and you go out and go out to the place, which carves mine


Ohio and, the pine tree together it is a green onion mountain June, whom it is only rolled only and - me


Extensive hazard is lonely and it gets a shallow cut in the trail of the pine tree, which is lonely

The self-will blue lips inside Ji mountain range I and is a possibility of listening to tinker job the fact that the width gun which it does far song it will do between hill green onion

Rang new, From hazard that place she will carry in the place where that pine tree sighs waiting inside the explosion trills each one to be like this

It is cheerful in his colleague and a sheep her eye which is sufficient too much

Your June is lonely earnest desire it is and it goes out but and the fact that it talks that it is Kiss it is visible


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:25 PM

Any iron old any iron old some any iron old, old?

You look on purely - you make bankruptcy on a pleasure,

Look at more dapper from its napper their feet.

Held in the style the old brick and the green tying lacing of its sour father,

But I would not give it to fire-new the tuppence for its old chain of the clock,

The old iron, the old iron?"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

It seems today
that in very that you see,
is an activity of film force
and sex on the television apparatus.
But where these good old women improved values,
on whom we use build are?

Happy happy theres a cord a man,
who it whole thing positive
to make be able,
which us puddle pool and cry to form,
which, it our cord


(That's the Family Guy theme song, or Cord Man as they'd have it)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 PM

He, him, corner what a box
of cross of arm also always spins a network,
each possible dimension,
robbers of locking precisely like flies.
Sight outside!
Here, that comes him!

Is it strong? hear, buds they!
It has radioactive blood.
can it balance of a wire?
take a sight, with expenses.
Hey there!
That suits him

In the shower of the night,
to the scene of the crime,
like a band of the light,
it precisely comes in time above

He, him,
friendly proximity him.
Abundance and re-elected, it,
activity is neglected its reward.

In addition to it,
the life is a great great deflagration,
where there is in top a case,
in top that finds you him.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM

Little sight Bo has its sheep and not does not know not lost, where it is found. let only come they and they to the house wagging their ends behind they.
                                                                  Baa, Baa, black sheep. did you want? Dear Mister dear Sir, three bags fully. For my Master, for my lady. For the little boy who lives to the bottom the manner.                                 

George Porgy, of Pudding and kissed Magpie-Chart, the girls and formed with cry. When the boys left to play, when Georgie fled in Porgy.   

                                                                  With hairdresser of Sir, the hairdresser of Sir, to shave a pig. How much hair aiming to form of a Peru-corner? Four and twenty. It is enough. give the collar of Snuff to the hairdresser of Mister.   

(Peru-corner = wig)

Do Mary, Mary, rather contrary, how your garden rise? With pretty bells and higher parts of silver plated shell of heart and girls all in a series.                                                



assemble a horse of cock to the Banbury cross, to see a white horse afterwards a fine lady. Rings on their fingers, bells on him toes. It has the music, where it goes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM

Sbere z hen I yap Galway in Orenmore is pleasant; it is which necessary to make similarly inside, woman noble ego in spoons during May,


This they are equal to the youth, and they most beautiful intelligently assumed my sufficient respiration.

It supplied existence from inestimable stone from the diamond of the drawing of precise or from the dust, from persona n feng.

But it supplied and the cord of sign from llama hood ' this will be scarf Galway its circle of arm.


We had them they arrived it in


I eat the period of the period of the jaunt of the point of view of the house of province father/after small,


It is which necessary to preserve, we have us, it is which necessary to support at that solved period, they said, ' to toy Is.


He said to them that, "it comes by centre,


It meets from the gentleman, and my rope


Ii1, it is which father and" brume use you invite in order to play this and to go to that same to can to establish with exception of fire with your father/seeing,


They by the liniment of these 6 feet.


And starves everything tragedy


' THE I tank of knob in order to have its nut/mother ego, is which necessary to can think its scarf will be Galway.

"Blackness?" and the heap of barley "la" glorie "" Rodney "ros3£.ee and brume use linnet" plays it they assume tragedy ', is which distant each note Irish language when break it in the eye will be bylaw BY I it.


"Premature Twas, necessary, I have this antic ilikjwme am of road Donegal ' referred by the morning ' moment note.

H "Goodbye has that and sobs gentleman into e£.etreint," said age, and by my heart it will still be I and this scarf Galway.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM

Some house calls solar this in them which raises is many pitiful girls ruins New Orleans and I, oh, God, is an my mother is the tailor, she has sutured their new blue colour jeans.


My lover he is the gambler, Oh Gambled your excellency getting down in New Orleans.

My husband, he is he goes from the town to a town gambling person;

And when he was when satisfaction is he down has drunk his liquor.

Now an only matter gambling person needs to be the suitcase and the bough;


And when he has once satisfied when I when he was is being drunk the liquor


To tell the sisters never me young like I to do, but avoids that house the sun which they calls in New Orleans to raise by a foot in the platform,

I is goin ' returns to New Orleans with a foot in the train to wear the dribbling and the chain.

I return to my competition nearly New Orleans, which participates;

I return to pass the surplus my life under the sun, which that raises.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

I wanted on stage to go, but acting to me simply now into Pantomime putrefied that I am the whole rage as hole in the reason of the elephant choir the valley


PROPERTY, CREDIT, AI-AI CREDIT, CREDIT, AI-AI-AI

And the hill is not terminated there larger quake that the hole in the elephants


The eyes are based now it in forgotten brown glass ventilation completion made,

But you would be at the wind surprised,

That by the hole into the reason of the Oh-elephant change there can is piece abundance downward within for bottles beer,


If you the ' girder end have the laughter E sweat touted the furrier come trout injuries the rear of L ' elephant


Choir valley AI, AI, AI-AI AI, AI, AI-AI-AI and the colleen fannies law N ' is auburn greater quiver than the hole in the elephants base


Main tenant of the eyes inch is made IN forgotten brown ventilation of glass completion corn you would be astonished outer wind, which can more pass by the hole in the rear of L

' Oh elephant there is abundance of part pours bottom with L ' interior for beer bottles

IF you have the ' end of support the laughter D ' assistances counterpart that J ' takes from L ' compressed air foam by the hole in the reason of


The Oh-elephant the supports thinks me a spirit (the emphasis appropriate here!)


While they sit down in the stallbuchten, I know more repairer the ' girder end,

And I flashes from the eye at the girls in the pit by the hole in the reason of the elephant a rammer that she hunted,

After I her did not say that "you are one the first role hold, I can more repairer ' the girder end"

I a so-called "woman thanks I is to Douglas fir fair bank I is the hole in the reason of the elephant"

I no words learn there now may is no manuscript to keep forgetting fast that I just sit down in turds the property thrust of


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:45 PM

the elephant choir

I just sit down in turds


the mind boggles!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM

This is a Christmas parody - which has been in the threads before..
:-)

A Coil Of The Scare Of The Charisma

The ink goes that meant north dull dressed forges it cutest of May
more facilitates the star of the shout says the error non crisp occidental person of the boor of fiord,
an assault of lit of the extremity of the union of the team of two safes of the tons of the word whee of the victory of spar consumed the tray of gonifs;
It must, ink of the tide it are of fort come aprecíam,
come fort they aprecíam,
they must dink of the eye of tye it are of fort come aprecíam.



Hehe - affecting my brain... nah, I always been this crazy...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,sanita
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:30 AM

WOW! I still had respect for ya'll, when you started out.
where are you coming from and is there a reason we need machines
to translate and take out the humanity and feelings words can speak.
Fun can be had in massive quantities if one only uses their head
Edelweiss und Enzian bluehen auch im Kopf und nicht nur auf den
Gipflen es Elphenbeinturms
Feliz Dia el Presidentes
Viel glueck und auf wiedersehen
Das Leben ist wie eine Klobrille man macht viel durch.
hot dogs yard dicks ( chipmunks )and zulu bellies
Merci Danke Spasibo Gracias Asante Grazie
Uebersetze das ShooFly and fleefly
Peace Pax Frieden auf Erden und den Menschen ein Wohlgefallen


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:15 AM

I a Wandering savage for much annual,
and I my entirety money in Whisky and beer to spend.
but I to now turn also gold in large the business,
and I to never play more the savage Vagrants.

Chorus:
and this in step never no nay,
never more I to play nay never,
the Wandering savage no, nomore.

I entered alehouse inside, that I to visit it the practice,
and I it it owner to spend it mytgeldes to say.
I asked him, more to which around the credit, it "corresponded" me "nay,
because above the practice, like their me the box which has" "one day",

the Chorus

delivered my hand which in my bag which was taken again sovereigns which shines
the owner for broad with the open pleasure and the eyes.
me of the Whisky and the wine vom of best,
legend "the word, while I to speak, they to have that rueber to laugh",

Chorus

I to go again zu to my member of the family, to accept, that I to form
and will espérera it they to excuse they it them wire prodigal
and if they not like ofttimes to forgive me,
before I never zum wild Vagabond to play more.

Chorus


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM

This one's using Babelfish, via Greek and French:


Am wild of error for much a year
and it have xodebej all my money with the whisky and beer.
But now I turn over with gold to the great establishment
and will never play the wild error from now on.

Choruses:
And it is not, refusal, never,
no refusal never other,
I will never play the wild error person, nomore.

I went to a brewery which I used with frequent
and me I said the money of owners myt xodey' tika.
I asked it for the credit, it answered with "refusal,
for the practice as your I then that I take any day."

Choruses

peat bog it delivers the pocket to me, exported luminous sovereigns my
and eyes of the owner which open largely with the pleasure.
Me has given whisky and wine good,
which says "the words that I spoke, he was only with the joke."

Choruses

I will turn over to my parents, for I acknowledge that I made,
and I hope that forgiveness them a' swtos wire,
and if they excuse me, since front ofttimes,
I will never play the wild error other.

Choruses


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 01:41 PM

Down by the River
I's shot by Cheney


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM

Here's the theme from an old TV western called Bat Masterson:                                                    withdraw, when the west very young person, was lived there a man who was destined for of Masterson. It carried a stick and Derbyhut. He "blow", blow of Masterson called you above.

I think the translating service is just getting tired of us. It's like they're not even trying anymore.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Home on the Range (English to Korean and back again.)                                                                                                                              Company breath and the antelope Ohio gives the family where Buffalo saunters to the place to the place which plays, in in me. In the place which does not listen to rarely discouragement word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. Family, in scope affection. Company breath and the antelope in the place which plays. In the place which does not listen to rarely pleasure wall word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. The deep-red male was the first inside this parts the west. When the camping ground which until now, him shines non it ignites yet, the probably }he{' The S in the place will give back at the rarely deep-red lecture bank.

This is two verses. In case you're not familiar with the second verse, it's : The Red Man was first in this part of the west. He's likely no more to return to the banks of Red River, where seldom, if ever, his glittering campfires still burn.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 03:00 PM

The title song from "Oklahoma", English to Korean and back:


Oklahoma where the wind comes to the place, plain lower part sweep grudge. When the wheat empty tin-can which waves to the smell candy place which is positive the wind after the rain comes to right.   Oklahoma, the each night my honey the young pretense and the every and and inside sky it sits alone it is born with the enemy and it talks and it manufactured a lazy circle it sees. We are attached to the ground, the ground where are attached to we under grandness us holds the multi thing. When and us " or yippee Ohio or the ay " talking, only, " discovery it talks, the }we{' The re the }you{' Oklahoma; }re{. Approval of Oklahoma ".


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Firecat
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 05:38 PM

Its time its volatile Verruecktheit to take its delivery hears that however for I do not astonish absolutely to have to narrowly really much a long time hold orientation me recalls to make D in time warp to drink jen moment like D degrees blackening to strike me and D the gap become being were to name will make you make us D time warp to be to him still dreamy of Oh- imagination me to be able you not to thus freely thus see me, a no measurement voyeuristic intention well secluded me see inside all a small number entendement an impact being to you in D time proof and nothing to indeed be D with very having to block to you outside on a feeling like you to be under calming will let you still make us D time warp its gerad a jump with D on the left and D a stage D right your hand on him hip you do not take knees in him on the right to him its D of basin thorough that the order you firmly make us however really repeat you alienated D time warp again well me to be to go D road to precisely have to the bottom considering as queue a cord to give ego would beckon badly to agitate to him to take to him in top me by a surprise to have pickup.truck to him and D a devil eye him stared with me and me to believe modification determine again you will leave us to repeat D time warp still to be to him gerad a jump never to on the left mean anything D left and D Étape D right your hand on him hip you take knees in him on the right to him are firmly however of basin the push to which orders make you really repeat alienated Zeitwarp you us

I can't work out where the line breaks are meant to go!!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM

When do I go going, I hear the pupils, who speak about persons, play I know, whom they say her say that you will afflict you me that you will deceive me a certain morning, where you me packed up and gone all toilet von Oh Liverpool will upward leave beautiful toilet of Liverpool why you you to cover not to like as the other girls?

Why the necessity follows my weak heart you remains the house and me to like, my toilet of Liverpool the noise of the river maintenance me, which never calls the fact that I would have to forget you, how I am met never you, says to me its song, likes never, was wronger loving says only I belongs to love for my toilet of Liverpool


_ When I v v, I ouch pupil, that fall on person, game I if, who dig its word that you afflict you me that you elude me a certain morning, where you embalm me above and v all toilet von oh Liverpool for top dice pretty toilet Liverpool because you you cube stops not as as another girl?


Because the necessity follows my heart that weak you remain the house and me as, my toilet of Liverpool the noise of the maintenance of the river me, that she never calls the fact that I would have that to forget itself you, as I am found it with never, I say its song, never like, was to love of wronger I say that only I belongs to the love for my toilet of Liverpool


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:33 AM

If that of the mountain, which you say, do to do, that of the mountain, which is said to the hill anywhere, permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with red who?

It must be the child where Moses led the compatriot, permit the fact that it goes.


The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with red is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

With Moses, which is led that of the mountain, which is, said the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes there is a child who goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain, which you say, do to do, that of the mountain, which is said to the hill anywhere, permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with white who?

The compatriot it must be the child of Israelite, permit the fact that it goes.

The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with white is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

That of the mountain where the child of Israelite goes and says it is in love with the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain which you say do to do, that of the mountain which is said to the hill anywhere permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with black who?

Permit the fact that it becomes hypocrites, which turns the compatriot and goes.


The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with black is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

That of the mountain where hypocrites which it turns goes and says it is in love with the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain which you say do to do, that of the mountain which is said to the hill anywhere permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:46 AM

My wife and myself that in a small iron and steel plant of book of edge of apparatus we phases completely only name let us be, our itself; It likes Gin and me rum and not has expensive us a recreation quantity!

Choral society:

Ha, ha, ha, him and myself, little brown jug, not I loves thee!
Ha, ha, ha, him and myself, little brown jug, not I loves thee!


If I go, on me abzuplagen, takes to the farm you it small jug under my arm; place little it under a tree scattergun, with brown jug, ' tis you and me. '

Tis it that friendly types me and enemy,
' Tis him that types me of wear old man clothing;
But, you indicator are thus narrow you with my nose, sharpen them, and that it goes.


When all the people in the race were seized Adam unit in a place
I would prepare, a tear (it without a tear would make me go), before I would not distribute to ruin you expensive my.

If I became a cow which gave of such milk,
I would equip it in the finest silk; you in top on of Ha fern and the hay return, and milk you 20 times hanging one day to you.

I bought a cow of the Jones farmer, and it was however nothing skin and bone;
I returned it in top as finely as silk, jumped it the fence and charged its milk.

And if I die, you do not bury me above all,
Cucumber of vinegar rights my bones in alcohols;
Place Schnapps at my head and feet with the bottle O ' and then know me that I hold.
The pink is red, is also my nose, blue Veil hens and thus is you;
And nevertheless, I, before I do not stop, estimates would improve to us to take another drop.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:07 AM

The darlng, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra and all, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la and the la of the darlng and the Tra.

The darlng, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra, she the plum and the plum of the sugar and the plum together is sweetness Rob.

You 'motion, the plum of the Tra, the la, the la, the la, the la and her sugar and the plum.


The plum together the sweetness Rob multi thing, the gallon, in me will be extensive and ' the la, the la, the la and the la of motion


Tra, gallon in me which am visible it will be extensive and 'motion, the la, the la, the la and gallon of the Tra it will be visible and and it will carry and and and it is visible.


Gallon, 'Tra by you ' the height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la, the la, the la and the gallon gun old Mr.


'Tra by you ' the height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la and the la, by gallon gun old Mr. ' you '


The height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra it hugs,

She the plum and the plum of the sugar and the plum together is sweetness Rob.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 AM

Brmmm, Brmmm,

A switch of one of nine it is duck to come you a copy I Schweinstrafveamperestunde yeah 10 it it punishment with four pig for sure for some golly proper Flagtown Raumve yeah east is large 10 the punishment with four pig, yeah, which us definetly the good companionable living there to consider Anmutsakes before door to come here, while us in the one Konvoi to come.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM

Ladies Campptown tragedy and this song, doo

THERE, long Doo of Camptown racetrack two ohm-hurry, doo

Since day THERE cho Gwine, so that it runs the whole Gwine night, so that whole tusk day I stojhima ' at my money voids papa colon chime ' still gnaw someone runs, which it stop him at j ' s tyke at the grey.

The OH with long tail for a dj ' tsar also the large black horse doo doo-da@00-DA come

THERE they to a schlamm loch and dey the whole verk uerzung into page

OH, doo since day. I want under the south with my hat, which is turned unasked ' petted within in the north with a whole by bags of the tin


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

It was poor, but it was honest, was pure unstained its name, until local Squire seeking and loses the poor girl comes her name.

Choral society: It is more rubber same the whole world, is to him that arm what the debt receives;

It is Rich which the pleasure receives;

Isn't it all bleedin ' a dishonour?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:34 PM

Well! The hungry feeling, as for that with o'er at the German room of my jail the key key the mouse and my theft which were said -- where it comes cho:

And the triangle of ould, that kept paralleling to the bank of the jingle all jangle noble canal.

Now as for the screw lag sleeping, between, he looked at the dream of that gallon ƒTƒ‰ƒ\ƒEƒWƒ…, you had excluded, your cell which and morning, the keeper who "at the time of the ampere has yelled bowsey causes in order to start, makes clean!

There is a woman of 17 "now in the jail of the woman, it is between those women who desire the fact that I live;

As for the modernism which decreases while I put pining in there of the German room of my jail, rising, the sun.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 PM

The 'German' room???!!!

Don't mention the war!

I did, but I think I got away with it!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM

I wish me to come back in the Liverpool Liverpool town,

I am born the place which has not set up, has not had corn's domain which the smell the breeze has not wielded but to have many girls and the peroxide volume wools and the black and tan flow there wilfully is six in the bed by the old code leader and this is the Liverpool town for me.

' Tis seven long years because I stroll navigation line width world o'er I first to travel in certainly for Baltimore I am seven day sick and disabled, and I cannot every one mount attach that bobbin ' the oul steamship therefore I told them, Jake, you should rotate for the dear old Liverpool town.

Then which we dug the Mersey tunnel, the way have dug a hole in '33 to find ' in the ground boy until us to be good extremely which told the Wallasey foreman sob, "comes in outside, the roof to tumble.

"I tell you, Jake, we completely swims returns to the dear old Liverpool town.


Has each race and face colour there is each name but the pigeon treats you in them all same and the code leader if you will walk you to obtain the face to be black and the brown and I also saw their orange and the green in the dear old Liverpool town upside parliament street.


I desire me for that in order to come back in town Liverpool Liverpool, 4 is originated to place which was not established upward, it did not have the domain of corn which smell breeze wielded but to have many dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and to light up the supply is there wilfully to 6 into the bed by old leader Kodego and this will town Liverpool for me '


Tis 7 clannish years because I aye go for a walk o'er ii

1 peace of the width of the line of navigation first in order move inside certain for Baltimore, I will be which day 7 by patient and not working, and 4 not can each attach which coil ' steamship oul therefore I it said to them,

Jake one holder, you must revolve for the expensive old town Liverpool.

After this, we dug up tunnel Mersey, road dug opening in "33 to the finding ' in the terrestrial boy as long as we to be good very which they said sob foreman Wallasey," not to arrive in outside, to roof in order to be brought down.

"I speak you, Jake, we completely swims return to the expensive old town Liverpool.

It has each race and the colour of side will there be each name but pigeon it processes you into all their the same and leader Kodego if you take a walk you in order to obtain side in order to be blackness and brown colour and I also saw their pomerayets and green colour in the expensive old street of the parliament of the outer side of town Liverpool.


I wish myself for this one so turning over to the city Liverpool Liverpool, 4 they are created for they place this which does not have above summer established towards, did not have the area of the corn which feels the breeze only it handles but for it has much dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and for it lights above the supply it is voluntary there to 6 with the bed of the former Kodego chief and this one Liverpool city for with 7 years clannish since I 'igh go for a peace of walks o' er ii1 of the width of the line of the navigation of access to the movement of order in some the patient and not of work smell breeze wielded many dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and light up the supply is there wilfully the 6 into the bed by old LEADER Kodego and this will town Liverpool for with ' ' the 7 dlinnikh years because the go for has walk o' er ii

1 peace of the width of the line of navigation first in order move inside some for Baltimore, will Be which day 7 by patient and not working, and the 4 not edge each junctions which coy lop raja' sown the vapour oul consequently I which said to their, Jake a holder, is necessary for you that it turns for exact.

After this, scar' blame above the tunnel Mersey!


Scammed쳌f No road opening "to 33 in the discovery" with the boy elf' terrestrial that which for we are good we very to which they said the Wallasey guard of sob, so that they do not arrive outside, in the roof so that they are thrown.

"I speak to you, Jake, we swim completely the return to the old exact Liverpool city.


With each race and the colour of the aspect will exist each name but Prehistory that you it works out with all they even thing and the Kodego chief if you take to a walk you so that is received the aspect so that you are blackness and brownish colour and elves' I dad also poem rewets and their green colour with the old exact road of the Parliament of the appearance of the Liverpool city.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:51 PM

my toilet of Liverpool ROTFL!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:16 PM

Stephen Foster in Japanese.
O in Kentucky where I am old, the sun is bright, the it' Summer of S, the cloud it illuminates in the starting point which rolls. The corn top' of the flower which it matures; S and the grassy plain, with the bird sings day everything sweetly. The young people in the cheerful small shed floor, entirely entirely the happy ‚­ and are bright and is the revolution which the ‚é. Due to, it comes, the door, and cripes be completed it hits the time of balance with the Kentucy where the house I am old. The above this of my woman you do not have to cry. O does not cry today. We sing one song for the house where the Kentucy of the house where Kentucky I am old I am old, directly. As for those the grassy plain, the hill and the seashore the sack mouse and the racoon the above this '{ it is.   They above the ‚ê do not sing densely with the low light level of month of bench with the small shed door. As for day like the shadow the center and on all darkness at one time there was the joy which it passes. As for day the whent old people, and house I am old the ƒ"ƒ^ƒbƒL쳌[ you must divide, if do not have it does not come cripes, if it is not. The head if becomes, is and it does not bend, as for the back section the causing ‚ê where the old person goes being wherever, must bend, the place. As for small-numbered mmore day and our troubles all edge sugar coming ‚Ñ of field are brought up.   Small-numbered many day for load namely the problem which becomes fatigued never is not the light/write to the Tote. We on the road small-numbered many day, and let us be completed cripes to the totter Kentucky where the house I am old.


I don't know is translated back from Japanese as "Cripes". The "Sack Mouse" was originally "Possum". I also tried it in Chinese, which wasn't really all that funny, but somehow mentioned an elephant, but in a verse that didn't mention animals at all.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:32 PM

This is truly a new art form!


the fresh words & emotions generated by these machines are both 'funny' + also emotive!


All the machines+technologies have been invented/modified by peeple!-

it's still de foke process & its wunnerful!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:27 AM

4 in the strong hoist, ignite only, it is high, runs 7 sheep which it makes, all this thing which does not change, the phase, which rises.


The but us good hour all goes, me under depending to exceed.


Me it will be extensive inside this type, in if B it searches assuredly after the cancer.

The family I in the Alberta, from that place descends well it revives inside autumn.

It went out and the some friend who is the possibility ' of going to the workin it received.

Hundred times or compared to with the hour compared to but when in you with the fact that will be goes out in us and it asks and you changing me wish an opinion always.


When, and the thing seems well and the eye day l goes out before and when from that place it arrives, the choir.

In order the description below which you form, it will go out and when it will send a price to the swallow in you, them will carry and the possibility which they will meet be, but until that time it winter, enough be.

And from that place the hoist art dealer where on upper direction is safe with the car method.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:55 AM

The Heav'n's when in order pu li
it sprouted happening from from first blue sky main point,;
This the charter
and the guardian angel of the ground song did this tension,;

Rule and Britannia!
The Britannia governs the green onion:
pu li Sprouted assuredly is the slave thing.

With the thee the happy-looking nation
to be like this at width army autumn inside their rotating,
does at description below,;
The thoushalt prospers and company one while liberating, their all fear and envy.

Rule and Britannia!
The Britannia governs the green onion:
pu li Sprouted assuredly is the slave thing.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:58 AM

To the bottom, in the nights are which manner and the sun monocle on the top OF homosexual,

Me NAKED mountain on NAKED voyage and in me Jamaieque has that such an amount of serge lnden ship me joy easement reached formed NAKED

The councils took me however; to me on my much counterpart NAKED day, which my heart is towards, is manner is sadly to say is the bottom, OF turn쳌fs head

Return around me in Kingston girl small one downwards owed to city on the market capacity

You of Mesdames to outside let counterpart on HER heads cry

Which it Akee carries and is, rice to hear fish of salt and rum with all finely is gentillement laughter and the girls dancing everywhere

More to influence, me is on my manner is much a day which my heart is downwards, head turns of return

Around me was a small girl in Kingston at the city to downwards let on the market is able to you Mesdames to cry outside

During over its heads which carry it, are Akee, rice to hear salt fish gentlemen and rum is finely constantly of the year of tone of the laughter everywhere

And the girls dancing influence ahead and behind me owe my declared heart being are there, that well never would have come Maine after Mexico external


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:13 AM

Michael, the boat, Hallelujah, Michael and the land the Hallelujah land rows the boat, which is rowed.

Help of the sisters who arrange the help of sail, Hallelujah and the sisters in order to arrange sail and Hallelujah.

The river is deep, the river opposite side is wide, Hallelujah and the milk honey, it is Hallelujah.

But river Jordan the mud and is cool Hallelujah and the cold body, mind and Hallelujah which are not.

The barrage, the Michael diminishes, lwu OH - leyl the percentage, Michael diminishes the barrage of the boat, lwu OH - leyl the percentage!

The boat.

The candle, lwu


OH - leyl the percentage, the candle, lwu
OH - leyl the percentage!

The aid of the sisters that guides the aid of the sisters to to that it, guides.

The river to be deep and the wide and lateral river to be different and to be, lwu OH - leyl the percentage, the percentage of milk and lwu

OH - leyl the honey!


It is. The river of Jordan the mud and, lwu
OH - leyl the percentage of the automobile, lwu the OH - leyl the percentage of the heart!


Not form, to recoup, but is a body.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

The sand will make and hazard ' studying which is late too much, my soul inside your hand the turnin' inside your hand inside wink of the eye the sand to make the learnin, it is.

Will throw away in the word of good-bye and will be from that place it spreads out after and to the trace left well, B it will be extensive it will can love under unkindness, there is Kiss who last you who will be a thing does not mean in my, mind and.


When we walk above, it goes out and you without inside the mornin when ' deceiving inside, my, bed my thought the tumblin ' is round in our footing and it is round, is round and and and the underground subway rumblin' which is round, you underground it sings together, it defends without.

Each song you you the bornin', deceives without without inside my breast.

Singing together the groin which it spreads out hazard reason ' it goes out plentifully and this there is pIss, it goes out and this there is PIss it is having.

The weed hazard to be steady the growin was not, ' the branch in order to be satisfied the branch it was not and it was.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:38 AM

Goodbye tall, I obtain, my oh my oh, to goes, pole pirogue in under multi- bogs branch.

My Yvonne, sweetest, my oh my oh, the gun son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.


Cho: Jambalaya ' ' n young Long shrimp cake ' the fillet thick soup ' cause I tonight looked my m'cherie reduction picks the guitar, the fill fruit jar and is joyful, the gun o son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.


Thibodaux, Fontaineau, the place is buzzin ' Kinfolk discusses hits looks at Yvonne, the clothing in the style, goes to the meat pig to be wild, my oh my oh, the gun son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.

The stability to the town very far place, will obtain my pirogue and I to seize all fish in the multi- bogs branch.

Exchanges my Monday ' to buy Yvonne any us to need, the o son gun, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 10:35 AM

The London bridge London bridge of the Lee
the lower part which breaks,
the lower part which with the lady who is cheerful
is a dance in my lady breaks, is.

Do we it comfort build do do how again at description below?
In my swuk nye Lee dance, do we it comfort
build do do how again at description below?
In the lady who is cheerful.

}we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{' The ll in my lady of it comfort
gravel and the pebble of structure in dance
that thing comfort in the gravel
and the pebble of the lady who is cheerful and.   

The gravel gravel and the pebble of the Lee far with the enemy,
dance being washed in my lady,
the pebble was cheerful, swuk nye with with the enemy,
to be washed far. }we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{'

The ll in my lady of it comfort season and the steel of structure in
dance that thing comfort in season and the steel of the lady who is cheerful and.

Season and the steel nine issues li the martial box thing
kkunh e ci the bear thing nine to keep at work
in the lady who is cheerful and and my lady Lee,
season and the steel break.
}we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{' The ll with it

comfort of structure in my lady of the gold in dance
it comfort in the silver and the gold of the lady who is cheerful and.
With the silver silver of the Lee the gold and silver it will be distant,
li with the enemy, dance hwum as for the gold and silver with the lady who is cheerful far the enemy u with,
hwum they are seven things in my lady.   

In order to see it of the lady who is cheerful and that time it that time,
in order to see in my lady dance the male whom it puts the Lee,
the }we{' ll male }we{' The ll, it put.

The Lee the male is to fall sleep, must fall,
bravery it does in my lady, the male falls,
with the lady who is cheerful it is to fall sleep,
assuming the fact that ten:00 bedspreads under the families.
Lee, }we{' ll }we{'

The ll put the tube which with his mouth of the lady who is cheerful
and with his mouth puts a dance in the tube and my lady.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

Me my love hazard too much my shirt in of delicious my wound hazard me the delicious delicious shirt hazard it will go out and to be like this it will be delicious too much and it will carry and and to leave the love love which is two things hazard it was delicious too much

And me Milan New York and inside Japanese or oneself IDiscotanzen Iss method your sugar hazard too much delicious your sugar too much hazard delicious d? The licieusement hazard it was and Milan hazard it was delicious too much

Method it is good and inside me d Is U q who will snap off u U, dance and the cancer, it goes out and in me which spread out what it means it goes out and and me, small possibility it will make circuit, to be good or they are in the bottleneck in the bottleneck inside the bottleneck model, me, small one, they are and two things inside and two things inside circuit the bottleneck it is knowing.

Me it is delicious far my car hazard too much the delicious my car hazard too much delicious me, what you think that my hat hazard too much the delicious my hat too much the d? licieusement hazard and

It is good and me it goes out and with what it means me the n multi thing which me, will make a small possibility circuit, it is good and and in the bottleneck my, some and inside it agitates it touches in order or to put you, regarding the bottleneck regarding the bottleneck are the model which is bottleneck Iss

To go out and what it means the n which will make the possibility me of being small is me me ' to go out and model the Lattich hazard me in order to be delicious, hazard me to be good it will be delicious too much and hazard circuit, in order or to put well inside, will be Iss and too much too much the d? The licieusement, in the bottleneck in the bottleneck it agitates it touches in the bottleneck and the bottleneck my, some

Me my cat hazard to be delicious too much, to go out it is my, love too much because and hazard too much delicious thin love, with at this song of B to leave or the d? The licieusement love of hazard cancer B hazard the too much delicious pussy the Pussykatze which is poor is poor my cat was delicious too much


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 12:07 PM

It is small, which beggarman is, request is taken place for three years of the heel in this small Gruels island, which of Liffey in bottom with well known Killaloo and whole it indicates to me name of Johnny Dhu whose whole trade is to go


, Certainly asking the better thing, if a uomo it can sit down it that the thrash it is tiredness and the remainder, can satisfy for the relative one lunches,


A, not to do on the contrary anything however around the angle with the relative old man rigadoo to make it slip


Slept in one night stable in the shocking bathed night of Currabawn with, that it ED in rain has the goats

Era no, which come through and which era no enslavements and the cats a bum of play of peek that waken


However, the woman of put with their I mask soiled white and relative Kalikobluse,


They started with frighten and said the safe of the bum, did not fear with all, him only in Johnny Dhu


I came to contacts little flaxen the girl of a bearded groin of the daily good, that the small girl of the bearded flaxen

For example that good groin of the beggarman little and like you


With your fabrics and your changes and him it rigadoo of auld mo' tension amen to and plaque of stop and pleasant the young people the injury, who I go,


Me mermen gradually, safety goggles of coupling and buys to them those with blue and an old injury taken again their moreover form all along the high road with my sachet after my posterior surplus, who am, stop in such manner with my large heavy sachet with the drillings in my shoes and my points that pangolin while singing,


He doo with vacuum of the scratch of operation of skiddley, which, that it is he

Only Johnny Dhu or me must go, considering inserting it goes receives

Late at the night is raked fuoco E per avere the luce per will ora out having you belong the history of extracts the rigadoo from the auld good night and the god, you, together auld of Johnny Dhu to be


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM

Are you ready, Steve?
Huh Uh.
Andy?
Yeah!
Mick?
OK
Well make us go you of the vehicles!...

Oh- will receive it,
therefore me make you a hard life with the things,
Ah my dreams to receive,
I would like étrangement to declare you thus ha of Oh- that all I see

I see a man with the back,
am actually red his eyes like the sun
and a girl in the corner,
none did not make it neglect,
because it thinks that it is impassioned

Of Yeah it was like the lightning,
was frightening each one,
and the music was calming,
and they collected to rejoint completely above
Yeah with Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,

and the man above-mentioned postpones,
each attack and with him made Ballroomblitz
and the girl in the corner which was said,
the boy that I would like to inform you,
make him Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz.


I reach outside for something
and affects anything all those which me indeed.
OH -, I call gently more rueber you,
if you are nothing you there, Ah ha appear on the left

The man in the back, is now to fissure ready,
since it raises his hands with the sky.
And the girl in the corner, is more mourner each one,
it could kills to you would make sign of her eye.

Oh- yeah, was it electrically,
thus frightfully hectic,
and volume collected to go above
because they stopped completely breathing
Yeah with Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,

and the man above-mentioned postpones,
each attack and with him made Ballroomblitz
and the girl in the corner which was said,
the boy that I would like to inform you,
make him Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz.

The this east is Ballroomblitz,
is him is to him Ballroomblitz,
is him is to him Ballroomblitz
yeah is to him Ballroomblitz.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 06:57 AM

When I want you in my handles when I I want you and all your charm when I I want you, all, I is which it must make it must dream dream, dream, dream


When I feel blue in night and me those you to hold me tightly when I I want you, everything I it must do I will be dream I

I can make you mine, I try your lips of wine anytime the anxiety of night or day

Only, whiz gee, I will be dreamin ' my life away


4 you so NOP I was in the state to die love I you so that why when I want you, all, is which I it must make must dream a dream, dream, dream, dreams dream, dream


When I want you, all I must make will be dream 4 you so NOP I was in the state to die

Love I you so that why when I want you, everything, I is which it must make must dream a dream, dream, dream, dreams dream, dream


When I want you, all I must make will be dream a dream, a dream, dreams the dream


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:29 AM

You begin from war, the bottle of conservancy of benzhamina Bowmaneer make?


The bottle of conservancy of role of the distant feet where you begin from war, make?


The person tangelo whose cutter war of the rivet, which you brag, is distant is done, fighting as England being started?


That sherbet, the horse, that, the horse which Benzhamina Bowmaneer of sherbet that is formed, directly from sherbet, the feet which are the horse which is formed, all roles for that of the travelling here made that.


And distant pride as for the cutter of high tangelo certain Ritt


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:44 AM

Jesse James Was boy it killed much man, it was which it robbed train Glendale;

It stole from bog at ya people and it gave to the poor, it was which hand and heart and the brain.


Cho: Poor Jesse had husbands, it was which necessary to mourn to its life, 3 it was placed, and they were brave;

But that dirty undersized coward removed Ghana Unshared to have it placed the poor Jesse in his grave


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:24 AM

' Twould which was been better for us, did not have us in this one had never never met, but the pleasure us who seemed both to seize the broad world and ordinary me, let us be forgotten sure never loves, me.

Cho: OH -, I think this evening above my blue eyes which is broad that veils on the sea.


I think evening my blue eyes above and myself astonishes me this, if it thinks indeed of me.

You declared me once, dear OH that you liked me;

They swore that we would never distribute.

But a relation in the chain was defective Leavin ' me with a heart sad and damaging.

When does owe the tomb cold and cold me surrounded will which you come narrowly and precisely ruin a tear?


Do you say the bad heart the abroads around you has to have lies broken to you here?
?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:50 AM

The baby, me the city spaceman and B & B it has the multi speed which it is having and, it goes out all and it does all it is in necessity and and.


It will connect the fact that it knocks in the lower part where you will carry in me by the city spaceman, or day l possibility it will be.


It will be a B to go out and the supersonic waves guy pleasure in necessity or the baby and the baby,

The pain which it does not feel, B it will happen only and they'n the place it goes out again and to an abundant outflow


Sand irritation and and at the outside which is the city spaceman or Hiss, in my face which is a multi total summary which is B in

Smile each morning in me at the outside by my natural enemy it goes out the city spaceman

B and indication it cleans, it goes out and and and meaning the ississ_ta it happens?

Me in anyone degree with the lover the city spaceman, it was at second, it went out and my, friend and was not disappointed

It is a fun which is many, me go out assuredly and the magazine which is lustier

The b come the b, to go out, the city spaceman baby advertisement is not

Not being but in the tube...


Here it goes out and the twist which does not exist comes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:30 AM

If you sweep besom for your house wish, from the girls, have you your choice does not come to see me to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms,

Buy you they, if they are a new grass of fine heather high us, improve raised of Besoms for a penny,


Forester plack, if it not to buy, never bind them me on my back to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms

You buy, if it new end bleaches on grass heather high to be to us, improve never raised if I had, took them me a charette,

If I had a woman, it a horse

My part to have to buy to you brooms with brushes if you buy it.

If it new grass of fine heather high it is.

If it is a woman who is enough for me to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms, you buy it,

If they are a new grass of fine heather high us, improve never rose when it is it bonnie which I it think right,


If this it terribly is that that advantages the night is to buy to him brooms with brushes besoms, to buy him to him,

If him new end bleaches on grass heather high to be to us, to improve never rose if drop pie wanted to him, it and myself,


If it not wanted to him, am there more to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms, buys you it,


If they are a new grass of fine heather high us,

To improve if if my Batch is, is smaller thinks of buying to you brooms with brushes besoms,


You buy it; if they are a new grass of fine heather high us,


Improve never raised if that it is young, as fortunately me are,


If that old is to him, it more quickly dies to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms,


If you do not buy it, if they a new grass of fine heather high are to us, improve never rose


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:55 AM

Sweetheart I propose price you fond farewell,

I will be which your someday I will be jumped for the new earth,
My success in order to attempt and I sail away far away in the fate of the will of Australia

Be ready soon kind-hearted and I will be prepared is prepared to greet for the latter girl

I ego to the left behind

"Oh, you cannot leave 4," this poor maid said

"4 not will prevent you to go"


"But I it must leave you," it tenderly answered, "if only for a while, you know"

"Now in the success or in the refusal I will always be truly,

And proud each day in the earth far away I will construct house for you.



Daily it awaits on the old strobe of cottage observing entire day through

Afterward this one day communication from above sea and I hope these words truly

Far away in Australia now it came time when I it was prepared to greet for the latter girl

I ego to the left behind


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM

Me it goes out and her in me regarding the company which only goes mad phu is regarding in me which only go mad regarding the company which goes mad phu the company which is phu is regarding only it goes mad

After lyem

Them as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which will carry and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side, (positive in the right side)Them as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which will carry

Me it goes out and her in me regarding it goes mad only and the approximately 14 flesh which only go mad in me regarding goes mad and and they are approximately 1414 flesh which only go mad

After lyem

When you the sheep which us is sufficient want your cup and the inherent top which flies a wind angular velocity nil day Sip increases forever forever in top

After lyem

(Like this fortune, he to be like that, it is a yellow) electric or me in order to be the next phase the electric banana quite in order to be an excitement which is sudden it jumps is going with sweetness

Them it as the fortune yellow call with sweetness and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side

To be like this the company phu -- to be good and me which are it goes out and her in me regarding after only going mad,

lyem

(Ohio yellow, regarding fortune Ohio with sweetness only it goes mad, be like this) the company phu is regarding her which only goes mad


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

I do not want in the shiver hour and a minute determinism am the brains warm hold which is in love withfeel deeply attached to in you.

Felt you possess nearby me and adopt your hand along a sand ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.

After the sunset changes is pale I to have to skin each a while in yours smile and the sky I everywhere can look, I can discover your eye.


Causes me to like you now being able to be the sweetest matter, T'would causes me to sing an ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.


Dee dee da da la da da da da da
Ya da da, da da, da da

When the rain has hung the leaf and the tear I wants you nearly to kill me the fear to help me to stay behind possesses behind my blue colour.

In order to stand is I wants in yours heart is for a long time and I is the place, ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.

Ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:55 AM

Decadent bird, upper reaches in banana tree.

The decadent bird, you sits all alone looks like me.

Your Madame the friend leaves behind the nest again?

That is extremely bad, causes me to feel very sadly.

You can fly; you luckily compares me in the sky.

I and have an outstandingly talented friend, (he is not and today I.)

They all same, the outstandingly talented friend make their nest.

Then they fly.

Decadent bird, upper reaches in banana tree.

The decadent bird, you sits all alone looks like me.

A better flight, in the sky, the picker very quickly comes from, picks the night to the noon.

Black and yellow you, perhaps looks like the banana they too to elect you some one day.

The wish, I am a decadent bird, I fly with you.

But I am not a decadent bird therefore I sit, any has not done.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 12:50 PM

I belong expensive to city in Glasgow, Glasgow old; But how the business is wi ' Glasgow, for him goin ' mediums and mediums! I am only the goaf general impact, the morning which is similar to each possible person, here, in with the situation zuSEIN looking at, but, if I receive the Mister and Mrs O ', for drinking Saturday, Glasgow belongs to me!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:02 PM

All has a fruit memory there on our road,

It run of a Greek with calms and holds to him of good things, to eat,

You should hear but to speak,


If you ask it, it to him answer of it ' no ' him ' –

ITS ' with the death and him your paste never take precisely, if it declares you;


We do not have bananas which we do not have of bananas,


We Sawbones as bunions

Kohl-plants have today and bulbs and all the types of fruit and legends,

Have an old improved tomato pleasant

Jersey a potato,

But we do not have bananas

Us not bananas have today


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:38 PM

The old hometown looked with is same I gradually decreases from the train, meets me with there is my mama and papa.

I look at and there under the road to run the gold and the lip Mary hair likely cherry.


It is the good contact green, the family green grass.


Yes, they completely will meet me, the arm will arrive, sweetly sweetly will smile.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.

The old house still stood though the ' paint was bursts and drying, and had that old oak tree which I passed often plays.

I walk under the traffic lane with mine sweet Mary, the gold and the lip hair likely cherry.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.

Yes, they completely will meet me, the arm will arrive, sweetly sweetly will smile.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.


[Spoke:] Then I awake and looked nearby me, surrounds me and I in four pessimistic walls realizes me only to have a dream.

In order to have a guard and to have a sad old padre - arm to walk in us in the daybreak arm.

I contact the green again, the family green grass.

Yes, they completely will come to see I will be cool underground in that old oak tree when they will lay aside my ' the 쳌eneath green, family green grass









The old birthplace looks to the bottom the same thing me I stages of the train, me are my mother and the dad meets and.


Myself of the road and it looks to the bottom fact of the hair Mary of gold and the lips like cherries to run.


It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are all which they come to meet me, the handle which reaches, him S are soft.

It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


The old house is ' the colour which is fissured even him, still dries however, and there is this old vagueness of the oak, I is that it maintained to play further.

To the bottom of the manner I will walk with my soft Mary, by the lip and golden hair like cherries. It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are all which they come to meet me, the handle which reaches, him S are soft.


It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house

[A conversation is had:]

After this one I am ruined and looks around me, that on the wall of grey 4 it is the colour which you surround me and I obtain that I, only dreamed it.


This there has the safety device and is that old - sad handle padre in the handle, we are that a passage over the starter of crack day to make make us.

Still 4 karats' yes ' to make green with colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are very to see coming it that I place it at the oak in the shade of this old wave compared to them me ' neath green colour, green grass of the house


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM

When the weather is fine then you knew this is a sign for messes up in the river

If you and mess up in the river

Have longboats and the short boat and various craft

And the cruiser and keelboats and some do not have the rough draft

To adopt my advice there are do not have any to be very good


Therefore takes off your coat and the hops messes up in the boat


In the river there boat by arrives you to reign for messes up is done


In the river kit or you perhaps likes to the short oar

Justly messing up in river


There is the tiller and the ship's rudder and the anchor

And the cleat and the rope sometimes refers the sheet

The glass-fibre hull wind to mess up in yours face there ratio in the river it does not have


The happier place tone] has captain and the partner and rowing club eights

Messes up in the river


Their pontoon and the yacht and various knot for messes up

And outboard and the dinghy you navigates you in the river and inboards to learn is the correct way packs

In a seat dugout canoe you is captain's first matter and the crew messes up in the river


[Other tones]

There bridge and locks and anchors with the dock when messes up in the river

There whirlpool and the weir you cannot go nearly

When messes up in river

There is the stagnant water place all hides from the view and the classically elegant small island waits for you

Therefore I now will leave behind you to give the cast your bow to mess up in the river


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM

In the Kilgory village, some young girl is young

Her eye which and is fair they to send the optical phenomena diamond

She has the length and the golden yellow hair

But the countryman rides a horse, rides by hers father's gate

Decided rides in a milk-white stallion, he comes to strike eight.


Step of it, Mary, my happy daughter

Step of it, Mary, if you can step step of it, Mary, my happy daughter

Demonstrates your leg to the countryman


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Geezus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:09 PM

I interest, if him or Froeste rains me,
since I have my Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard of my car,
my attempts and tribulations and my room for manoeuvre by the nation with my Plastikjesus does not continue a long time me of
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard of my car have to me a fear which it must go, which its magnets ruin my radio and if I have a wreck, it leaves Ing RID of scar
By the road of passage, with its nose in the wreck with
air can be in top ahead,
but it does not worry that around a forthcoming effort,
its eye on me and each possible himself be the other thing that
behind of Plastikjesus *
sun, which on its back of type it basin, with glare seem, and it have repair a small number fissure,
it until the equality hold,
so pedestrian test, me cross, they that the head I never my horn
roast or their it inform give,
which I any Overstadt assemble, it test, they and it to the bottom
run capacity rare, that they live,
for which morning Plastikjesus see,
Plastikjesusriding on the the dashboard de bord of my car its halation full right install and I use, since a sight or they narrow splatter and broad, if I in, congestion it not interest you himself, if I say The man have, have not store my heart
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard de bord of my car the have invent, at once that its dress be a white schneebedecktes,
be now considerable then luminous soil the smoke of my cigar,
if I spin the night around and if the police officer think,
me it find my bottle be firm,
although they, that ask the Plastikjesus protect me,
because its head obtain you see, that it be hollow and I use him for a bottle
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the travel of car with me and you have plastic Dram of the blood of the lamb it is of Plastikjesus a holy personnel


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:23 PM

The first it cut off morning morning. Chi lug leg

The first bird, which crawls it, talked together.

Song hazard praise, morning hazard praise.

Freshness grudge it bounces from word hazard praise.

From sweet thing heaven sunshine field non- new autumn.

The first dew autumn together in the first grass.

Sweetness of the regular staff, which gets wet hazard praise.

It bounces inside the perfection, which his foot passes to the place.

My thing the sunshine, is the morning when it is a mine.

1 it is light it was burnt it saw width U playing.

The praise praises each morning in elastometer.

Shoes recreation of new day.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 06:14 PM

Pope arrived home from the work it tired his boss it governed it smashed him.

Little-ones they were all shouting, dog they held in control it too it, dinner was which nothing but my surplus stew.

I guess it was after this by it it solved to rooftop, was which it it would go it

It had to near hop when little-ones they began to howl below ' do not hop from the roof, dad you will make an opening in the yard to be

Mother exactly of the planted petunia to weed and to inseminate was trodden if we you they must finish their everything,


Then dad you will not if you please communicate to us breach valid taking

Jaunt downward from the park, papa and there you can hop into the lake.'


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:03 PM

Who killed the cock Robin?


Did he say spurge the ' TJ with the elbow, and my arrow which I have killed the cock Robin o ' the birds of air please a sigh, and if they heard for death, poor cock Robin have


When for death cock Robin pojos belong poor elves ' I of meurt?


Does it have the fly said with my small eye elves 쳌e?


I mourns all birds of air pleases THERE a sigh, and if they heard for death, poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin have belonged for ' sheet


Who ' poor ll the bell?

Does it have the bull said, there then I to suffer tax the bell the all birds of air a sigh pleases is and if for death Robin

When heard poor cock belonged for death cock Robin ton of Who'll poor scar ' vej its grave?



Does it have my owl said also a little trowel scar


' German Federal Armed Forces its grave, which all birds of air a sigh is fallen, and if they heard for death poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin ton of Who ' poor all are belonged the minister?


Does it have korma ' kHz with my bell and the book to be said the minister, who is fallen all birds of air a sigh, and if they heard for death poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin ton of Who ' poor all are belonged boss crinites?


It has Prehistory said I pencil ' saw for my affection, I a boss crinite ' s will be, who is fallen all birds of air a sigh, and if they heard poor cock Robin

When for death her belonged for death poor cock Robin


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:49 PM

Do you like an apple, you like a pear?
do you like a laddie with the buckled brown hair?
Still I do not like and him, me can refuse to him,
me am more whereever with him that it goes.

Before I do not marry myself door a black scarf receives,
but now that I Marie me am, all bummeln carry you
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him
which I am more whereever with him, suit him

It was with the corner, fag in its opening,
two hands in its bags, whistles me outside to him
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him
which I am more whereever with him, suit him

It works one week, with the unloading dock for nine books
the night of Saturday which it comes the drinkable house of role.
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him,
me am more whereever with him that it goes

Before I do not marry myself a sport receives and I would play,
receive however maintaining the device of admission him in me manner
and still I do not like him, me can refuse to him,
me am with him more whereever that it goes

Do you like an apple? do you like a pear?
do you like a laddie with the buckled brown hair?
And it is not yet me likes him, me can refuse to him,
me is more whereever with for him that it goes


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM

It goes out, that, U.N. stuntmen cancer ein stuntmen


Un-stuck then-Bam-in-shut men-Bam-buhbuh all fruit, to where or the rootie..... _ at the time of U.N.


lip time lip at the time of the U.N. Klein that lip there is it pIss of the ein klost utzen which it hits, it goes out...


Three loom 1 gallons which it forms, B it receives it city hardly and it requests and at the time of Bam U.N. einstutzenbuh U.N. which it does not do ilk time lid at the time of the U.N.


Klein lid the ein klost utzen. which it hits.


Inside the west, summer there are them inside east and, a first thing gallon but B to be expensive it is.

To where of all Frutti or rootie....


Them whom it spreads out it goes out and 1 gallon, place intelligence, moves it in him almost.... the I market which it refers at the time of Bam U.N.

einstutzenbuh U.N. which it receives, lie time lee at the time of the U.N. Klein lie who ein klost utzen you whom it hits are not knowing all that the le squelch fruit and the boy truly, it forms it will carry together to where or the rootie...

It is knowing.. It goes out and Bam U.N. einstutzenbuh which receives 1 gallon, the place intelligence city...

At the time of U.N. lei time lip at the time of the U.N. Klein eli the ein lost hut then which it hits


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM

When I was pincer, only six months, my mother and my father too, they do not have it knows quoits with separate above, it was all two means redoubtable ragout.


They have thought tripes, they have thought in the steak, or one of in question small dawns of old cod, ma, "it jumps round in the old shop of cook, I know that the what' ll this it prompts to be developed: Ox and carrots pulps of chorus ", that boil ox and carrots.


It is the substance for "your Darby Kell, you it makes the lubricant, and to you it keeps well.

It does not live as vegetarian, in the foods that they give in the parrots, the morning up to the night, the blow outside from "your male deer in that boils ox of also carrots!

We have lessee, it is a clear-sighted creek, I am very very strange", it has said.

We have sent for the doctor, it has come round, and him it has said it jumps in in the bed.

Has poor Geri urea shown, "feel villain, then my does mother with that answers teardrop," that with you like you select ascendant "?

It has jumped the bed and has cried:

Chorus I am the father of beautiful pair kiddies, and am gentles the fat boys.

They are twin, you cannot say that is whoever, as a pair cervelats.

Atom쳌fs we have made baptize in the week.


When Pasteur atom쳌fs it has put in his knee, I have said, "as they have try these the ginger, now want that their names are:


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:04 AM

Irish, of the eyes are to smile, sure, ' 쳌etis that the morning in spring.

In Lied hen of the Irish laughter, you can intend the angels to sing.

If Irish hearts are happy, the whole world seems luminous and homosexual.

And if Irish eyes smile, surely, they fly far your heart.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:27 AM

If you came in the place from Irish reception.

There is a reception there for you.

If your name is of Timothy grass or of Claps, as long as you come from Ireland, there is thus a reception in the carpet,

If you come from the mountains of Mourne, or sea blue Killarneys,

We sing you a song and we form Gesture,

Whoever it is you one of us is, if you are Irish, this one are the place for you!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:14 AM

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!


If as for good luck when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken,

It rubs or kiss you blow me.

Way that good fortune is and can be connected with the string but the ladder of life ' most the extent of the step under being perhaps,

You think, now, as for I time me using of the ash and this ' ƒI쳌[ƒŒ over there as for the smoke of the wide world ', chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey which is not appier bloke ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!


As for good luck when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken, everything which rubs:

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!

Good luck rubs when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken, Bert.


As for me me the bristle of pride, it is, me it chooses the broom of A for the shaft which is done, the brush for the flute.


Tween pavement billered and the cirque does at the place where the smoke is everything, vision what, day ' there is no ardly, when ' the night ardly over there alf of thing of the shadow ' and ' being alfway of the light/write of the roof of London coo, the star is the world of the smokestack extent!

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

With you rather than everywhere in the delightful company ' appier crew being there, the extent which is at the time of a certain wot you sing, "cher-oo of Chim chim cher-ee and chim!

"Cher-oo of cher-ee and chim of chim of chim of Chim chim ey!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:34 AM

Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Even if sound it is the quite atrocious matter?
If you said it enough will be loud you always to sound precocious.


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay.


Because I am afraid the speech how when I was my father the young fellow

Which the nose swayed from side to side for me and tell me me am am bad.

But on the other hand one day I to learn the nose biggest word which preserved me to ache I once to hear and this was word.

It was: Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even if sound it is the quite atrocious matter?

If you said it enough will be loud you always to sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay perhaps

So when the cat has your tongue.

There is too depressed does not have the need to summon this word and you then to have very says.

But carefully better uses it or it changes a night of I pair of my girl and now I thinks its girl my wife's your life!

She is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 AM

do you sing in Song de Sixpencestueck
has pocket of rye
four and twenty Amseln
which were cooked in a Magpie-Chart,
like the Magpie-Chart the birds were fully opened,
it collected to sing above
it was not that plates koestlicher
aiming to adjust before the king?

The king was in his accountancy
which counts of its money.
The queen was in the place of reception
eating the bread and honey,
was the girl in the garden
which hangs clothing,
as to the bottom Amsel came
and far from her nose pecked.


Alternatively:

If you sing 4 sufficiently in song
of small-sized sixpence A of the rye,
when the pie the bird opening,
as for the クロドリ of 20 feathers
hich burn with the pie in order to place before the king the Wasn' It started singing the cute plate in the t, high.

the king in that count house
which it counts from your that money it was.
When the bread and the honey were eaten
and as for the る queen the クロドリ which to the parlour is came,
separated the mouth did from her nose
and with picking the maid was in the garden
which catches from clothing.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:35 AM

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discusses moon floatin ' in sky

Lookin ' in a lily in the lake;

How discussion bird learnin does ' fly all musics which Makin ' he can do.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discussion house sparrow lookin ' likely toy

Pickin ' passes tree's broaches;

The discussion girl discusses boy

Countin ' all ripple in the sea.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

Discusses boy sayin ' to the girl: "Golly, the baby, I am the lucky cause.

"Discusses girl sayin ' to the boy: "you ' I am am lucky am our!"

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

If you do not discuss happily, and you never have the dream, then you never will arrange really to vainly hope for!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:56 AM

In each work which must be regulated, there are an element of the recreation, you it recreation and Schnaepper finds!


A play of employment and each task that you are caught, become a piece of Larch of the cake has!

Spree!

It is with me very freely that. Sugar Spoonful helps medicine.

Medicine to go down goes down-wown

Which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar.

The medicine in manner herrlichste goes to the bottom


Robin which his nest equips with the feathers, owes very little time at the time of the seizure of its tops of the cord and Twig to stop although enough verses in its continuation.

It has a merry melody toot which it knows that a song shifts along employment...

Sugar Spoonful helps the medicine which will descend the medicine down-wown which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar which medicine goes to the bottom of manner herrlichste


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:19 AM

Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

where flappin of the curtain ' and slappin of the operator ' have been attached ', is the bridle.

Beautiful sky! Splendid day!

Crack of Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!


Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

Where the arrow of Injun is thicker than the quill of the porcupine '.

Dangerous land!
There is no lag time!

So, the crack of the Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 09:26 AM

All come from the toothpick to one kind of baby grand material in ours apartment from father's store

upper and lower garments I to wear some person wears in front of


no wonder that me to feel maltreats me

never to obtain the matter the father which uses


strictly not to have the enterprise second hand

I to put on the second hand hat

second hand upper and lower garments

therefore they tell me second hand Ross

we the piano to buy in the living room daddy for extremely I wear in US dollar

second hand pearl

The second hand curl

I never to obtain only thought is new Jake, the water plumber.

He was I worships him brightly after to tell me person he before married!

As everybody knows that, I am just second hand Ross from the second main road!
From second main road!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM

I've been busy for a few days, but I'm glad to see others (especially Mr. Happy) have still been at it.

Here's one from the Japanese:

Hit the drum of 12 drummers. Piping of 11 pipers. The main thing 10 it jumps. 9 women who dance. In 8 women start squeezing. The moth butterfly of 6 feathers putting the swan of 7 feathers which swim. Five gold rings. Bird of call of 4 feathers.   The pigeon of the turtle of the hen 2 feather of France of 3 feathers, or it does not become the partridge of the wood.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:12 PM

Just stepping in with a quick verse and a chorus:


It harms it, Paddy to die Murphy one harms, which, I never to forget,
each to receive to howl to drink; there is not already sober.
Such as drink was led around, each one believed so a long time that homosexual
and O' Leary with Bagpipes which came music for to play.
Mrs Murphy had sat in the corner and poured its sorrow,
while Kelly and its stakes, him dirty robbers stripping,
him in which anteroom to crawl, and a bottle of Whiskystola.
And they placed the bottle on Corpse, to hold cold alcohol

And it is, as they showed a Paddy respect in Murphy
which is, as they showed their honor and their pride.
They said that it was Sin and a dishonour, however it with one of others winked.
and all in wakehouse to go, Nachtklaps to die Murphy.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Keef
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 10:59 PM

Er Mr Happy

it stops that you go to the curtain


(stop it you'll go blind)!!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 08:16 AM

This is the most enigmatic translation I've come across so far, the Korean version of "My Blue Heaven".

hwi Under pickled fish poverty the will the father lu temper, nighttime night one time, presses in the heaven which is my green onion which is born. The rotary right which is legitimate.   }you{' The ll in the heaven which is a discovery my green onion the extensive map the enemy whom it does white color of a flame.   }you{' ll discovery quite place, fireplace, cozy room. In the place where the rose blooms the nestled small nest }that{' S The Molly and in me the crab and the baby three, together inside the heaven which is a production my green onion which is legitimate.

Just to review: Pickled fish poverty the will the father= whip-poor-will.

Green onion = blue

I don't know how the crab got into the family.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM

I took town of London my manner which was it Cheapside, me risked, to flee, if an adapted pretty girl, met me there and then with kisses me chop greeted it:

Me to the installations, with the tensioners to the London installations the city which I was to the installations, was to the bottom.

To the bottom with the tensioners to the London installations a city


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:20 AM

But sometimes it works quite well ... (Engl.-Germ.-French-Engl.)

There is a house in New-Orleans which they name the increasing sun. It is been the ruin much a girl, and I, good Lord, was one.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 AM

Did you hear of Ball muck of Phil Flutter, city?

Times strongly corresponded to him; the man was indeed in fallow.

Thus, it too precisely sends information to its neighbours, and to all, as it would like its company this evening with a ball.

And writing ' it paid attention outside that with them, which, if they found a hat of sound which is pleasant duet, more placed inside, each time that it required it which ' would be ' best the music to run up ' of Flouter ' proposes it '.

With that toot Flout and Twiddle of the violin, O;

Hopping, like a herring ' on which pan of average torrefaction,

O Up! To the bottom hands more ', crossing with the wall.
OH -! We did not have homosexual it is with of Phil the ball of Fluters etym.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Mar 06 - 01:25 PM

Opinion yes, Mister minuzioesen Brieftraeger makes an attempt waiting Mr Brieftraeger requires Mr Brieftraeger, seen (OH- yeah) if him a letter in your bag for me (please, ask Mr Brieftraeger) why him ' a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my to hear give duty there a word of my friend wegvorwand-Herrn of the factors ' wait and see OH- ' being until now today, if there is a letter, a letter for me to look at and I see have ' await here ' Mr allowed Brieftraeger so patiently for rights a chart or precisely a letter, saying ' that it ' with me (R Mitch (bollard, bollard


Mr. Brieftraeger) why ' a long time (OH- yeah) for me lasting, from this boy from my there to have any word of my friend (A) gives to hear now away pretext gentleman Brieftraeger today centre, if acres, a letter gives a letter for me to look and see I have ' yesterday control room ' Mr. Brieftraeger confessed so patiently for a straight map or a straight letter, saying ', which he returns ' home to tons to me (Mr. Brieftraeger) sees Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter

In Your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why there ' is to hear a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my thus much of days that you see me passed that tears ' did not stop, for feels me ' ' to be in my eyes to better train you, in ' leaving me ' ' a chart or a letter (Mr Brieftraeger) to see Mr Brieftraeger, seen and (OH- yeah) if there ' is continuously ' a letter in your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why him ' a long moment (why you do not recognize a re-examination him fuehrer corbie, die Laughed, ' in


If eyes mean to stand you did not stop, in order me feel better to educate, by leaving ' ton me a map or a letter (Mr. Brieftraeger) to see Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter in your bag for me (bollard, bollard Mr. Brieftraeger) why acres ' continuously it gives a long time (why you do not see examination and wait a further mark for me, you received), them a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period more minuzioeser (Mr postman) Mr postmen,

To look at you and see you (the EC my livrentla letter who improve Mr Brieftraeger


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM

Far "me pulls" far as takes my I wee comedian in the street.

The far refrigerations put "the love in with as step I wee the light of helium for my charge

cho:

Certain from Tumble and the lake Rannoch and Lochaber I will go sky from erej'kis corridors of their WI "in wiles.

If it is thinkin "in the internal heart your boasters in my step, you have not smelled never the confusion" the islands.

The OH the distant Coolins is puttin "love in with as step I my WI" cromack in the islands.

It is from Shiel the water that the way is in the west from Aillort and from Morar in the sea, cool cresses is thinkin "for mad w' and the fern for closes the eye in the knee of mothers.

The blue islands me pull "the laughter arranging the leap above lamé the blue islands from the Skerries in the wee honey of erej'kis toilets try on each name.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:01 PM

While the one morning old L for pleasures went, I spine Kuh-Cow-puncher me draws all from it to assemble it;


Its hat thrown and its encourages ein-a-jingling, while it approached to me ' this song ein-singend, the choral society was back:

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, do not receive from it, of small Huendchen, your misfortune of the lieutenants and any my itself.

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, receive, of small Henchmen, for you know that Wyoming is your new house.

Early in Frue year us high round Henchmen, marking ' the EM and type ' EM and pendulum far from their ends;

If you lead our horses, you charge, and then throw Henchmen outside the truck of fixation you on the trace.

It whooping ' and shouts ' entered and ' it Henchmen; OH -, as the L desire which you would go. It ein-a-whooping ' and punches ' and goes white one-A, of small Henchmen for you that Wyoming must be your new house.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:41 PM

The dad who one drinks again and him batches become men taken, and his wives, the house association, there is a lack of beer, but required you do not have fear.

Bert which went to the enter the door of service of the publication, somebody whom the piano plays, like if to use of a hammer of transport, "my heart" to of Crucifying goes there, then an impact by Bert of Tuer?


Its and what?


-Me has to begin beer to him to be thus ready for us.


Choral society ' of Ee, as we could sing, would take what a recreation these nights, chummiest hours a long time at the end, at once that we would find a key –

OH-! What a harmony!

These voices versoffenen could lend, the "heart my of heart" for a beginning or "precisely to the house my back of baby goes".

If it comes, at an end it is - you make us still sing it!

They do not write any more ' EM like that!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM

The Tom the Tom which is important in the capture which is important, the ground control with you connects in ground control as your protein pill and your helmet the Tom in the start counting knockdown, which is important in ground control to let, in checking ignition engine and shoes

Love 10 things which it does not know, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, things,


This it lets to leave the capsule which is fired you doing to talk, you with realness salary and the paper who shirt you hour wear it now to peel, knowing,

Sip this it is a ground control goes out in the Tom which is important and the door it leads and it is a Tom which is important in the ground control which is stepping inside the method which is most peculiar and me it is refloating and the star here it sees quite different today it sits far inside the tin can above the hazard world-wide planetary globe and me it is green onion

Rah and anything which is the possibility of doing to go out


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 07:00 PM

I satisfy an old girl improved with an old understanding not refined improved.

I am of type soft and simple.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I wish an old improved car, Cadillac cherry, a long time enough a track of bowling in the back starts.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I remain, am not slipping by to my weaving loom, an effort my with me maintenances, if it holds the piles of the money assembly.

In our maisonette, there is has the soundproof seedbed not to awake the baby, while I count.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 10:25 PM

Rap 'er to bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er away, keep tornin!
The back-shift men are gannin' hyam,
We'll be back in the mornin'.

My feyther used to call the torn
When the lang shift was ower.
As he went oot bye, ye'd hear him cry;
D'ye knaa it's efter fower?

And when that aaful day arrived,
The last shift for me feyther;
A faal of stones and brokken bones,
But still above the clatter, he cried:


Rap 'er te bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er reet slow, that's clivor!
This poor aad lad hes tekken bad,
Aa'll be back heor nivvor.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 03:30 AM

What language is that?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM

On up of the spaghetti which it covers with the total cheese, when the troublesome army song sneezes, me the meat which me, is poor wan it will cut and it lost.

It falls and the table, above the meat which me which roll from the that time door is poor wan in the person it copies.

It inside the regular staff, and rolled in the lower part of the bush, that time the meat which me, is poor wan it slept, anything but the bat umbrella it was not.

There could be a taste and, grew with that time next summer and this tree of it like taste the bat umbrella which is.

The tree the whole covered at the whole and this meal it covered, to it the meat wan it slept and also the cutting board cultivated a source.

When you eat the spaghetti like this and you sneeze at any time, above the whole the cheese and your meat wan in the person in grasp to cover,


**********


bat umbrella? - damn clever these Koreans!!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 07:55 PM

CComme DARKNESS the DUNGEON
Blackbird Travis

And vehicles, young person hear, come thus and thus condemn the young person.
And operation of research not your fortune in dreary dark wells.
It is formed like practice and oozes in your heart.
Until black lets the electricity of your blood like coal run thus.

CHORUS: Where him like Dungeon and moisture is dark the cables,
Where the dangers are double and where the pleasures are a small number,
Where the rain never falls and never seems the sun,
It is downwards in the wells like dark Dungeonweise.

There is much a man whom I knew my day
That which precisely lived, to work far its complete life.
Like fiend with its lubricant or a drunkard its wine,
A man wants for Lure of the wells.

I, hope for well if I went and if the age rolls,
My body blackens and made with coal.
Then, I look at of the door of my celestial house.
And minor Pity that which digs my bones.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Chris Maltby
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM

He said "a bayonet, that is a weapon
with a function man at each end.
If you betray your country, serve your category
sign for war above do not mean friend,
do not sign above not for war.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 12:53 AM

The FROZEN BLOCK of CRANE BLOCKWINDE
(James Stevens)

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
An old waitress with me that these words said:

"To see I, that you a crane, and not general right bum,
The cause nobody a crane of block agitates however its coffee is an inch.

My liked were a crane of block, is today none there that him;
If you pour Whisky on him, it could eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would suit it precisely inside with a hammer and would bite it far towards the interior.

My liked came to see one day freezing me afterwards.
It held forks and spoons me in its vernarrten which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, so hard that it broke my Kiefer.
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw became.

I saw my Geliebtverlassen and sauntering by snow,
Forty-eight gaily heimwaerts go downwards.

Tried to freeze time, him. It tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

You to freeze clean to cross towards China. It has cold in top with stars.
It have cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

You in futile, would Sir thaw out him and you tried to accept me?
You left him in the axtblaetter, Douglastanne with heels.

And thus I lost want to say liked that and to this coffee I, come.
And here, I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby (Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man")
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 AM


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:42 AM

"The time for hesitation's through; no time to wallow in the test card. Baby, we could only roofing stone, and our coils become has funeral pyre. Come one Baby light my fire. Try to set one night on fire."


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:14 AM

In a gada da empty, Baby, don't you know that I coils you?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:59 AM

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am ' drivin ' in my car and this man comes on the radio and it is tellin ' me more and more more slightly useless information which owes my imagination abfeuern.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I am watchin ', my television apparatus and this man suit me above, explain, like the white can be my shirts.

Well it cannot be the cause of a man ' whom it does not smoke the same cigarettes as me.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot a girl with an activity receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.


I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am with the entour ' ridin ' the world and I am doin ' this one and I sign that and I am that tryin ' to form '', a girl who explains me, baby a recent week following ' the cause to turn over ' better ' than you see than I am on the tape losing.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..


He He He, which I say, is.

I can receive No, me can No receive, me cannot of satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction to receive


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM

Come wrinkles the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. Forget butt your cares, it is time to relaxed at the junction. Batches of curves, you study bureau, and even more when you get to the junction. There's has little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction. And that's Uncle Joe, he's moving kind of slow fox trot at the junction. Petticoat Junction.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM

(English to Dutch to French to Spanish to English.)

Green Pungent is the places to be. Farm living is the life for me. Land spreading out under Officers' Club of Revolutionary Armed forces and wide. Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside. New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling has. I just adores a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue. The chores. Best stores. Fresh air. Times Square. You plows my wife. Goodbye city life. Green Acres we plows there.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:10 PM

Me it is late, Me quite the date when it is important hazard it is late.

The hour when it talks Hello, Goodbye, me it is late, me it is late, me it will be a late B and when waving, it loses and to go out the hour when it stores.

My cotton hair shape ear and the place beard shave in me too much many hour were caught.

Me it runs and it goes out and day l possibility that time, it wishes to run, it runs, it runs the fact that it is.

It goes out and to talk, stopping it does there is a danger and it peels here reason why and there is, me it is an overdue, Me the rabbit su thyu it is an inside.

Goodbye, Hello, me it will be late, B it will be late, B it is late even it will talk.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:35 PM

If you BURY Me buried CDans TO WANT TO SAY TOTAL (words and music by of Malvina Reynolds) me in my totals, not to use buried my gabardine, me in my totals or the my Jean schlagen-oben. If you give my complaint to the uncle Jake, it can carry them and buries with my trace me in my totals. Undertaker receives my paste, receives fall to it my bones, and what is left, for of these granite stones, this complaint must however go cost me a zwei-Wochen-Bezahlung, therefore it let live during another day and buries me in my totals. there * it fall it this calms a place, to give this any work, and I to stop simple in equipping them, that I always to carry, this complaint for heat climes, vacancy and happy time to form, therefore to bury you to me in my total. I gave him a hand, to remove the country and to make increase the cities, helped me to take harvest inside and to put the railway bolts, bourdonné approximately me East-West, is a time that I had a little remains, therefore you bury me in my totals. And if I come to the sky, in which they hold a work and of Sin, they open these barriers perligen and more holler, "concerned inside! A function which is like you rigid, we know that had his share of the hell to the bottom, therefore you come to famous in your totals.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 10:56 AM

Almost the sky, the West Virginia blue mountains of edge, Shenandoah lives of river

Is old, older there as the trees

Which as the mountains are younger and as a Breeze the choral society rises:


Roads, take the house in the place, me to me western Virginia belong, Gebirgs mutter


Take me house, roads

All my memories injury of their minor, foreigners seize, with the blue water

Which is dark and dusty, paints on the nebulous taste of the sky

Moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Me hear with the entourage their voice, the hours that she points out me to

Radio me my broad house

Weg drivin ' the road calls downwards,

Me receive the morning ' a feelin ' those me should have been yesterday, yesterday


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM

When you under tiredness time, a tear is inside your eye, it will small feel,

The hour roughly will get and the political party percentage

Friend by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty case

Me who will be discovered together it will go out and in order

To you to drop side by the bridge normality in order to drop together

The adjacent waters which has difficulty, will put and it will carry, all will stop them will put and that it will carry and when case you where it will hand down like this eagerly

It selects, in lower part and connecting at the outside, when you connect in distance,

Darkness five temper pains by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty together multi case me

Which am to total circumference it will go out and in order to drop by the bridge normality in order to drop together the adjacent waters which has difficulty will put your portion,

It will carry, will put and to carry and to have will go

And you friend and in necessity by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which has difficulty together,

Or it navigates to paste, after, or the side by the bridge normality which is a quality thing to do

The adjacent waters which has difficulty together your mind,

Or the sidelight I peeled your mind which is a quality thing to do

As to the silver girl the sail, until your hour the sail was to their method

And in order to shine all your dream which it sees all it lived


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:35 AM

His wellies which the what kind of will take off when committing sodomy, when you sit in plan.

Wellies them ' are wondering Rob inside smell, the swell Ohio wellies, ' cause them whom it defends from the adjacent waters it maintains, you there is a possibility of always talking.


There will be you to the place and when they place your wellies hazard intelligence he is not?


There will not be your foot inside your wellies which it spreads out at the hospital, or the infirmary

Where it spreads out will be it will be extensive and and it will be and they dosage of place influenza or the pleurisy becomes the cause which it gets up!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:18 AM

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.


Me inside my heart it is having from the extensive deep place.

You with realness that it is, my portion from the like this deep place inside my heart.

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

To be like this in inside widely known I not to be, tried.

Me or it talked to oneself: "This assuredly branch will not be and it is like this the well."


The baby, when B being Iss who will sleep like this, B the fact that it will resist but to peel, why, me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in, inside my ear repetition: It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.

Your mentality under using boil, happen in actuality.

Before starting to go out but, standstill, it will go out always and will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and goes out, you by thought that only in me it does.


The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in it shout it hits inside my, ear as to peel:

It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.


The use, which is not, builds your mentality, to peel and why, happen in actuality.

It will go out but and every time, the jus will carry and your thought rightly before and me which am a n which it will make it will stand still, to go out will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and and it starts.

It will be like that, me it will be extensive it is having in the lower part of my skin and.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM

The stranger in the night of exchange glance wants to know night of any is the opportunity we can share loves before the night passes is.

Something in yours eye is therefore invites, something smiles in you is therefore stimulates, something in mine heart, tells me me to have to have you.

The stranger night, two lonely people we are the stranger night are definitely settled by the moment we to say our first hello.

We knew the love will be the glance.

A warm hug dance and - that night of we from that later is together.

The lover first, is loving forever.

It very is finally correct, is the stranger night.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:41 AM

Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow the ear to borrow.


Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow.


My name anti- Hugh and it went out and, cough and my ear it fell only and the ear to borrow the ear to borrow, it hammed down.


Being pale in the Ohio ground, in the ground which is sickly in the ground, being pale, my right side ear my right side ear which is sickly.


My right side ear it it is sickly to be pale ' but now for above it it being legitimate, stepped before and it wound and it wound it was.


U it puts and or U it puts hazard or U who shouts it puts hazard or but it shouts necessity but necessity.

Or necessary to have but it shouts and go my ear which ages ' there is at an outside and Jig Ash me the round thing it refers hereupon and will pass the room, to the circumference of the room in my ear.

The Watneys which it drinks goes out and to a tear will teach it goes out in a tear will teach, will teach and it drinks the map Watneys the map it does.


The Watneys which it drinks the map will do in a tear and arrived different pulse week khan attachment and faith falling will arrive


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,lvdmeer
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 10:34 PM

I like this - it seems a very dystopian view of Malvina's orginal concept

"The small crates on hillside,
Small made ickytackykisten on hillside, crates small of all same
It is there green, and rosa and blue and yellow
And them are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.

And all persons in the houses went to the university,
Where they were placed in crates,
And they outside of whole the same thing came.  
There are physicians, and there are attorneys, and the frameworks
And they of  affairs are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.  

And they the whole play on the gulf (sic!) course and drink their dry martini,
And they all have beautiful children to go going
And the children to the school and the children to the vacation colony,
And then in the university,
Where they are placed in crates
And them to come outside of whole the same thing.  

And the boys enter with affairs and to marry and raise a family in crates,
 Which were made in sticky ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing."


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:24 AM

1. I am good fair of a young person in love please,
who was based on Campden and I lived in Shoreditch,
which on Umdrehungsun et fourpenny was.
But there was a fly in the ointment, because you very soon notice, Cos, although I liked it so much well always, her liked Portuguese.

2. One night saw I it all two together,
and I had opened mouth, in order to speak.
But the view, which I saw, before I had spurred myself to close me clogged upward fast!
For it all two were erholsames there, laughed themselves them, and held hands,
and it was seduction of it with Pinten babycham!

3. It was a malicious piece of work,
Gonzales was its name.
And there it was un-A-dallying with the honour of my ramme.
Thus I solved, in order to kill it,
although I knew that it was a sin,
Cos that I did not like Portuguese not generally
and in particular I liked ' in!

4. Thus I followed it to its dwellings,
which on was in Millwall or thereabouts,
and I followed upward it of an avenue,
and I turned it within - exterior!
Then I murmured jealous oaths and things,
and it struck black, and bluer
then I put a cover up of the man-hole upward,
and I bunged swallow it a discharge!

5. Now, where she heard, what I made,
made it for me the weak hell of the life
so much just for the peace and the peace him inside,
just as made I!
So much now I am upward before the nozzle,
in order to answer for me to the crime.
He said: I do not like, what first on far you made, my threads,
but I you the second time will forgive!

6. Now the love and the jealousy are dangerous passions,
I must the ' end with carrier have never mixed.
I would know many more wisely,
Cos now its than I here geschmachtet in Brixton.
Everything for the love of a fair good young person,
who was based on Campden
all for the love of a fair good young person,
has I thirteen years within received!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:13 AM

Via Babelfish:

Four strong crane that to roast solitairement,
seven seas, the height can be run,
all these things which do not modify, comes what wants.
But our good times all went and move me for jumped top.
I seek you, if I am indeed in this way a back.

======================


Your misleading heart can be cried
you cry to cry, and and to try you to sleep.
But the sleep does not make a success of the whole night.
Your misleading heart explains on you.

If tears come to the bottom rain falling,
you throw and name my name.
They go the floor the manner which me.
Your misleading heart explains on you.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:22 AM

to fall by snow in a sleigh,
collects us an open horse opens
and completely laughs.
Bell on bobtail of fasten
and to form luminous spirit.
Which recreation it must go up and you sing
sleighing a song it at evening.

Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, what a recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh, He!
Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, which recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:27 PM

Sorry if someone's already posted this one, but it's too priceless not to share it! LOL

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
has the forty waitresses of year of to me that these words said:
"I sees that you are a crane of block, and not precisely ordinary Gammler,
because nobody, a crane of block agitates however his coffee is an inch.

My liked was a crane of block. There is none today of it but him.
If you pour Whisky on him, it would eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would bite it far towards the interior inside with a hammer zerstossen and it right.

My liked came to see one day of winter me afterwards.
It held covered me in a vernarrtem which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, therefore strongly it in my Kiefer fallows some;
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw.

Then, sauntering I saw wanting to say liked to leave and by snow
and joyeusement heimwaerts went to the bottom forty-eight.

Time tried to freeze time him; it tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

It has cold it towards China, has clearly cold in top with stars.
It has cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

In futile, you would thaw out it and tried to believe you him, Sir?
He in the axtblaetter, the Douglas ones precisely left you with Spot cuts.

And thus, I lost want to say liked, and I came to this coffee,
and here I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:36 AM

If one time you can say shine and the coming very is the red which caribou leads to Rudolph.

When "Ò it is with the saw, there is a nose.

When Rudolph which is thought by Santa Claus you it is very bright.

Whether how the nose could not lead his tonight.

My sleigh and reindeers in love, led caribou which is lowered.


With red of history either one with you.

You shout with happy Rudolph which enters.

The use of other reindeers which it has owned and ridicules in order in him who shines to say to those.

Never bad Rudolph competitive everything of caribous which because there is a fog measures Christmas eve time in name connection.

You do not have to note because it does not do, thing


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 05:02 AM

I can early increase the morning, if the sun increases it, and me can intend it

Small birds to sing joy amusement of.

Hurrah for the life of a national boy and too ramble in the new hay mown after their layland.


In spring, us sowing with the harvest let us mow and which is, as the round seasons they go.

But of all the marks I may be would be deviating by the new hay mown to choose you.

OH- Nancy is my homosexual and him soft flowers like the flowers each day.

But I like his the best in May, us by the new mown hay am deviating in winter.

If that grey of the sky we surround far our times with inherence and with a ditch, but the summer, if the sun seems homosexual, we go ramblin ' by the new mown hay.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM

Trailers for the sale or the rent, the rooms prevent - 50 cents any telephone, any of bassoons.

It counts and it sprouts and secret conference

No pets obtain any cigarettes, ampere-hour, but 2 hours to press popup of broom 8 by room.

I will be by man of middles, by no means by the king of 12 ya-.krovatey, it is which road.

3rd Yoyo efflorescence car, midnight train destination and Bangor Maine.

Old worn-out suit and boots, pay no trade-union payments.

I smoke the old stodgiest, I am which it found, soon, but is too large all around.

I will be large man of middles, by no means by the king of road.

I know each engine on each train all children, all of their names.

Each output in each town and each lock which not locked when no -one's all around,


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:42 AM

My truth one love goes out and being truth one.

Ohio Miss it is and to peel as them in me it asks, the I here.

Silence it will split justly will not be negated must come true.

The fact that you you the smoke get some day it replies inside your eye, at the time of non-your heart,

The eye distant Ohio love all them talk.

It will discover and and in order them me the chaffed to think it is cheerful and it will be able to suspect my love which laughs to today my love.

My, love flying without and far going out and and and multi the laughter friend goes out now and will hide Ohio tear.

The bird cage it is like that and me it smiles and love the be fire matrix smoke when gets inside your eye


Which the smoke gets inside your eye to peel it talks


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:15 AM

Passengers satisfy sag a' reverend IN the toilets, while the train in in the post is.

We propose a plug, while the train in in the light of moon you it thinks should always if you call of water to lead really pleasantly.

Should, you the coaches are reported that it in puts a container in your Vestibule.

I buckram OH - violently that break seat there here, favour' my, as to you lose all.

I, I gay anon task for you leave the post.


Provided that I go with your girl I, an effort to have in order to it leads the sad water where I have come indeed in the city.

I am the individual that they have under made to pushin "them.

Dirtied the cushions of seat of before reproductions in the superior surface of table of Trojan쳌fs tomatoes inside.

Promenading in in the park, Goosing Statue later the dark, if the horse can this take in a Sherman쳌fs, because you cannot


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:37 AM

I sing an envy male and the sweet snack 16 maids' fables.
She is Bay Fijian sends and silences uncommunicative
And she and her mother lives in the Bethnal green edge
She to serve all weeks is for the rich old Greek
Artificial hers daddy in the bestowment,

And she one is delighted is Friday night
When she has young rock and roll

To my correct fall all; to my breast fall dally, to my itty piece fail dual day


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

The left the man hazard each night and one inside the city which works good one, I self to lose 1 minutes assuredly and Jim Ann, ' the tournament be in agony, the method thing.

Singing together: ' In the pebble leading figure retention, ' in ignition the maul lids the retention, which is haughty, the Rollin' and the rollin', in the river the rollin'.

It goes out and when it burns tying in the river boat queen until, Memphis it pumped in many pain lower part, nun it will come but and lick anus inside or cleaned inside the many plate assuredly the city is good, side, ' it did not see.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.

When you to the river will come in lower part, the flesh in order to discover the few people will be thin and be extensive and bet.

It gives and it is happy spreads out ' the cause which does not have the money which it spreads out must be in agony in the river, the person.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 09:28 AM

Flat Mona, flat Mona, the men did not mention it that you are; therefore as lady with mystical by smile they that ' reason you it do charge her single ' for this flat strangeness Mona with their smile?

Snorted, in order to cause pleased one, flat Mona?

Order this one it is the skin of road defective heart?

Many dreams were accepted for their stage of door there it desist vital no and they do die will be to them you there heat-, you will be you actual, flat Mona?

Older desist vital'now the single of pro five denier of skill does excite fries and?

Snorted, in order to cause pleased one, flat Mona?

Odour this one it is the skin of road defective heart?

Many dreams were accepted for their stage of door there it desist vital no and they do die will be to them you there heat-, you will be you actual, flat Mona?

Odder desist vital snow the single of proizvedeni of skill does excite fries and?

Flat Mona, Flat Mona


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM

To come abundance from owner of house of the liquid dish,
Until it comes surplus abundance
From owner of house of the liquid dish,
Until it makes us run rueber

For this night the merry, merry will is to be run can.
For this night, we are the will, which is merry, merry.
For this night, we are the will, which is merry, merry.
We are tomorrow and to sleep rather soberest let us go,

Here to the man, the small beer drink soberest
Is to the man, the small beer let us drink?
Here and to sleep rather soberest let us go

Which it, is to fade will, as the sheets fade him,
Will to fade, as the sheets fade him,
Will to fade, as the sheets fade
And to fall far in October


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 11:54 AM

All now has there a place in Wigan, a place you who should know:
A small factory employed, which things go whole are.
They do not form however of Jakes or Eccles cakes or things with the stick over the walls,
The night and the day that they work far for uncles Joes Mint of ball.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go outward journey.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve
That they are in the whole country best.

I dad always wished hair buckled on his stripped head
You suck "uncles Joes Mint ball." It is that the doctor said.
Thus, it received uncles Joes Mint ball and all the long night sucked.
When it it next morning rose, it had completely hair on its language.

CHORAL SOCIETY:
Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go itself.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve that they are in the whole country best.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:59 PM

Cook the fire which logs on another ones,
The bacon and me on the bean which is,
Go out to the car, and changing, wash the tire,
Put in place the blue jeans where I who my socks and am sewn am old;

Fill up my tube, next the manoeuvre my slipper going,
And boil me on another pot of brown.

Why it leaves me, then another ones are logged on, the fire,
The person is called to me lovely, it comes, put.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM

Domino thing glow fireman all room, with his thing inside aerial house
Were some friend and I night
When face all cement white "What's comfort?
When "non us who are not it is and it is grand and long the spree"

So which becomes all it is good and long us we from that place us the this
Oh positively the more
Till which will be or 10 minute intelligence the miss
And which is not the possibility of doing is not in the Brown

And and the lower part which become the stiff drink in our there
Then elementary quantity luck
Everybody basement which matches the meIts the Moriah? ""
In Oh Moriah lower part, in the floor

"Booze which will be from that place the whisky with the high piece the down
Mopping side, the stiff drink with the high piece the brown, when" all it will clean connecting until, by them them who to come in it knocks in door and "Well ' do not do the fireman cried
As who comes as this brown of what it follows," the ghost? ""

It will see the Have and it will request and it will commit sodomy in you
And you쳌fre my auntie, who sees your auntie,
"It will talk," it talks the brown which the haemorrhage bar,
"it talks to fire" "Oh", "MacIntyre"

And we will seize and all the eye which is a green onion which it gets
The distant paralytic long
By the grey-brown cow which becomes the drunk
When which will swell up


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:11 AM

The Snaefell, the Tyndwald and the Benmachree navigated the boat ocean of 14 ships.

Is haughty and the Manx name being included but from that place will of 1 thing assuredly again singing together which is:

The Man Company, it loses inside the child land ocean Ohio EllenVannen.

Of the island of Ohio EllenVannen which Only the Ramsey inside reducing 1a.m the Tier "contracting us whom it delivers."

When ill pray, in order to talk that it talks mail inside rough weather in order for the steel wire which in the green onion

EllenVannen which is mighty it listens to it hides from storm right her her which is as this width USS Riverpool in order to navigate

In the distant city the grasp under sufficiency in lower part the battened 1

Man x 20 the man of the dog takes leave passenger

Riverpool her businessman "good-bye hell this some boat of hazard jumps to great ambition and the Mona's island!

"By the green onion EllenVannen which is mighty mile sees from the stick light ship compared to the enemy the silver and her to hit the target sank 'neath the adjacent waters of the Riverpool bay and from that place her at this day

The some Manxmen which it deceives now the very last hour navigates 99EllenVannen December

A the storm right which is terrible date 3rd thinks inside


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:31 AM

Heel yo Ho, boys; let they go, with boys;

Are you caught them round and all be together hills

Ho, boys, made you them go, the boys, headwaters with of Mingulay to veils which Oblast we are certainly, white Minch?

Which Oblast us for wind or time?

Let they go to boys; each tariff segment headwaters with of Mingulay.

Women wait, by the port until they have bee to wait, since the cut day of O attaches its circulation then, boys, draws you, while the sun adjusts on of Mingulay.

Ships decrease now, the mothers charged heavy who ' hold of the children a-cryin, ' which they decreases, although, if the sun rates turn over it to of Mingulay.

Boy of heel yoo-Hoo;

It makes and them go with the boy,

As their this seize does the pebble which it spreads out does boil all to together the boy of hill

Ho, thin you is produced, the boy, the Oblast us being positive, white Minch the headwaters to of the Mingulay is by the veil?

Which Oblast wind or hour hazard us?

It makes and them go to the boy,

Each tariff segment heimwaerts.
In of Mingulay

The sun but it regulates on up of the Mingulay them the honeybee which it will wait, the boy, will be stimulated in order for the cut day of the O that time to attach it circulation and until the woman waits in the harbour side.

This by a solar ratio pebble of it in of the Mingulay u the cotton ' grasp of the child wild a-cryin whom it reduces, ' it peeled and who the now when it conceives, the mother it entrusted,


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:47 AM

There will be garden that the garden, only happy sides bloom never there and will there not be any room there for the uneasiness or gloom there

Oh! It will be notes and it dances and set the sweet romancing when they play polka they, is which everything are obtained in the rocking:

Time Every they hear that oom-.pa-#- Pa everybody he feels therefore tra-la-.tra-la- la, they are which they want to throw their attentiveness away they everything they go barking-de-ah-.lah-de-ah- de -ay-ay, they hear rumble in the field will be large syarprizom they they await after this and completely the form of pairs will hear ring for the miles around you, that they are the kishes:


Cho:

Bank from the keg we will have a keg of the bank of fun from the keg, we is which we obtain sin on the run.

Zing! Barrage! Ring Smolki-rar-rel from the song of good cheer!

Now time to roll up keg for all gangs here.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:14 AM

Being the county fair, with me 1 evening which is my there the customer pulling... you inquired about that you shout under eye recognition,

"Ohio state, I have the bundle where the coconut is beautiful.

Those position continuing entirely, are there.

Large ones and small ones, your head how many it is large?

Give in those to be twisted, tap of the wrist.

"That is that the production house said.

Oi! I have the bundle where the coconut is beautiful.

All spheres which you throw make me abundant.

Me the wife, my idol life pitch which sings the ball, sphere and the penny in the roll it can stand there.

Singing, sphere penny pitch roll the ball.
Sphere penny pitch roll the ball.
Sphere roll the ball.
Sphere roll the ball.
Singing, sphere penny pitch roll the ball.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:37 AM

Blesses them completely! Blesses them completely!

Long and is short and high blesses all sergeants and WO/1s

To bless all corporals and they to wink the eye ' son completely

And returns to the barracks for us to them they to crawl said ' goodbye,

You will obtain have not promoted this sea side

Therefore will cheer me the young fellow,

Will bless their completely them to say if you served

You difficult will obtain us before have heard its complete better wage;

Likely is adopted it in to cancel in the strand and the sinker and possesses they to obtain has not promoted this sea side

Therefore cheers me the young fellow,

Blesses them completely to sweep clear your button and to polish

Your starting scrubbing in to drink but actually picks outside the room floor there will be many squaddie '


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:03 AM

Barrel of the moneys which we do not get well...

We are rough and it tries there to be a fun we do not know...

We to follow but and travel, song one song...

It is even.

With all weather...

When the sky falls what?

Only the grudge which we will connect together, it is not only all importantly.

Tomorrow...

Being come does not know us well and possibly trouble and the sorrow which are...

The road which shares our burden which means that we will travel but...

It is even.

Time them will disjoint and as their fights Miss, they will request and, all...

Us same us...

The identical water which it starts will connect and to follow only and travel, song one song...

It is even.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM

The society lets fill each now its glass!

In top, to good vehicles living

And spirits to the health of its category splendour full

Len, living the society!

Chorale:

Living it, it, living live love!
Living it, it, living live love!
Living love, living love, living the society!

Each man drink who has married to its woman, living the society!

Lets The joy to its Buses and a plague of its life, live the society!

(Chorale)

You let fill our in high ours glazed and our food roasted bread, living the society!

A health designated to our friend, ours friendly owner, living the society!

Chorale)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:32 AM

I pray for the rain in California

Therefore the grape possibly grows and they to be able to make more liquors

And I to sit in a Caucasian and sad and the woman

I am going to ask others for help in Chicago in mine brains,

After bar, in order to the auto-player and the music bring back to me to Tennessee

And when they request the World Health Organization are the fool in the quoin, will sob

I to say, little old wine drinking my

I here came from to get down last week atrium thin prestige '

My baby left COS which I thought in the train

I to be able to obtain the work for Florida and can forget her

But to be sad in Chicago will be still same

I is going to ask others for help, after bar,

In order to the auto-player and the music bring back to me to Tennessee

And when they request the World Health Organization are the fool in the quoin, will sob

I to say, little old wine drinking I


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 05:37 PM

Well, she only is 17 flesh, it goes out and there is Iss the fact that it means, the method which she sees compares in method over there and.

It will go out like this and bravery it will can do and and to peel as (ooh) and or ' from that place it saw her granularity.

The report where she will carry well, the I, me too much for a long time me, her and it will fall the inside loving on the front and then the possibility of seeing the place thing it was.

She will do and also different Han Gael Way (which it distinguishes) bravery she will not do and then place I ' from that place report her granularity.

That room in me by when intersecting, well, my heart went "boom,쳌h me my thing inside her hand...

The Whoa which it will lead, we bravery will do at night, we will be hard and we will catch, too much for a long time to love me, before her and we fell in.

It goes out and now because from that place sees her granularity me, also bravery not to do with different one thing assuredly (which it does and distinguishes) that room in me, by when intersecting, well, my heart went "boom,쳌h me my thing inside her hand...

The Whoa which it will lead, we bravery will do at night, we will be hard and we will catch, too much for a long time to love me, before her and we fell in.

Go out and now because from that place sees her granularity me, also bravery not to do with different one thing assuredly (which do and distinguish)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 06:14 PM

Sees boy which they looked outside walking,
The place which the boy very happy clothing in the green velvet,
Their silver will buckle the bright

They to be very quick will be bleary-eyed gets down the male drunkard under a keg liquor
To roll the place male drunkard which down rolls

To see also that lover identity, his eye will get down to

Him seeks the true matter the ground,

The rumour is possesses him to discover

But you to be able to obtain the true matter,

Place there which it only will spend a pound to get

Down the male drunkard to roll the place

Male drunkard which down rolls

Will be a chaotic woman,
She will be her to live in a highway chaotic dream,


She maintains her money to be clean
She very quickly to return to her is which the place which queen gets
Down the place male drunkard rolls
He place male drunkard which down rolls

You to be able to be the gambler, never ‰æŽè

You can be the sailor, never the left dry land

You can be Jesus, all worlds your Excellency understood

Where male drunkard rolls

The place which down the male drunkard rolls


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 08:48 PM

MOMS, TO LEAVE YOUR BABIES WAXES ARE NOT TO COWBOYS

CHO: * mom, to make your baby not until raising Cowboys
to let they not Guitarren choose and large old man LKWAS orders to leave they her doctor and lawyer and thus.
Of Mammas do not make raise to your babies are Cowboys
who never remain it head and they are with somebody only it always even like. *

Cowboys capacity not simple to like and they hard, they to hold
to give you Song rather, that diamond and alone to arch
and old verblassenes Levis and each night a new day to begin and not to
include/understand you, that it and it not boy to die, who it alleged right far going up. *

Cowboys to want rauchige of old sector and small hot Welpen
free Gebirgsmorgen and child and girl harm it they,
which not to know, it it not to want and they, which, sometimes not to know,
that this hom to take it, which it not it false, different right,
but its pride to let it not thing make, for you it to think of making owe right.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM

Do not adopt despite wears this is the crown horn when you were are born

Your father's father to wear it and your father wore its

Hal towing, the merry rumble

We were in front of day o

Welcome to welcome in the summer in to be allowed o

To be summer oh is comes in goes to o

Robinson and young John which went with the winter goes to fair o

And our will merry green wood seeks the buck and hare o

Any occurs in does very greatly boasted o

On the Spanish person it will be

They eats by the feather decoration goose and we eats bakes o

And as for that good knight, Ê¥ÇÇÖÎ St. George he is Christianity St. George all knights o

Is the correct o knight?

God blesses Mary Moses the In aunt to possess her strength, perhaps o

In May she delivers peace to deliver peace to England before day and night o


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 07:47 PM

When I went home have equally been drunk in Monday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a horse in mine Lao Ma should be outside the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her that,
You kind will tell to me have that horse outside the gate my Lao Ma to be supposed to be?

An ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable sow
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a saddle in sow I before never definitely sees


And after I went home have equally been drunk in Tuesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to see a coat in mine old coat should be the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells has that coat to me after the gate
My old coat to be supposed to be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a wool blanket I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the button in a blanket affirmed I before never saw


And when I went home have equally been drunk in Wednesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a pipe in mine old pipe to be supposed to be the very good chair,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that pipe in the chair my old pipe should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look was a lovable jar whistling
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but tobacco in jar whistling I before never definitely looked

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Thursday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see two startings in mine old starting should be under the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has them to start under the bed my old starting should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look
They were two lovable big Zhu Kuiguan I the mother dispatch to me to be very good,
Many days which this was I travelled 100 mile or
But the shoelace in big Zhu Kuiguan I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Friday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at in mine old man to be supposed to be the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that in the bed my old man should be a will



Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was the baby boy I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a baby boy with his whisker affirmed I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Saturday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at two hands in mine expert to be supposed the very good her breast,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells to me has their hand in yours breast my expert should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable night of gown I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but finger in night of gown I before never definitely sees

When I went home have equally been drunk in Sunday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to look settled the thing in mine old matter to be supposed to be inside the very good her matter,

I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that matter inside yours matter my old matter should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable cucumber I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the cucumber grows the egg which boiled from two I before never definitely saw


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 08:17 PM

Has a barber in the penny traffic lane to demonstrate he has the pleasure to know each head the photograph.

And comes and stops and says your good all people.

In the quoin is a banker and the vehicle, the child ridicules him in his after.

And the banker never wears Mac in the rain, which pours out, is extremely strange.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There I sit under the blue colour suburb sky,
Behind has a fire fighter and the dripping of a water clock with at the same time
In the penny traffic lane and in his pocket is queen/queen's portrait.

He likes maintaining his fire engine to be clean;
This is a clean machine.
The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

For ours fish and finger cake in summer,
Simultaneously behind after shelter the pretty nurse sells the opium among the traffic circus from the tray
And ' she though to feel resembles her in her is in any event play.

Blows other customers in the penny traffic lane barber, we see the banker to wait prune.

And the fire fighter then flushes from the rain, which pours out, is extremely strange.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There I sit under the blue colour suburb sky, with at the same time behind.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There under blue colour suburb sky, penny traffic lane.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 09:04 PM

I am the young red rooster too lazy down to cannot crow in

Me am the young red rooster too am lazy down to cannot crow for the day

Retain all the open area to reverse in front of the warehouse with each way

Dog start to roar and to pursue start to howl

Am called the dog to start to roar and to pursue start to howl call to

Be careful the strange cat people's

Young red rooster the day which searches in all directions

If you see my young red rooster please to drive his family
If you see my young red rooster please to drive his family
Not to have peace in the agricultural factory yard
From my young red rooster's going to


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 09:25 PM

Morning the weaver, I am acute and I have the silver and I follow the mobile commercial waste in the chamber Calton weaver? ?

Mobile position, waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ? Nancy O

When I walked Glasgow I chanced the Nancy waste which input to smell I to come in? ?


Sits down I to love her extremely well the waste side her seven long years? ?

Waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ?

Nancy I kisses her O,
I likes her me kissing her, she smiles
I forgot I mother's teaching
Nancy extremely rapidly has me to cheat the waste? ?
Waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ? Nancy O


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 03:06 AM

Those are hilarious, Mr. Happy!

For this one, I went English to Italian to French to German and back to English and came up with:

If Johnny comes, by going arranged to anchors, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will then give it a cordial welcome hurrah! Hurrah!
OH will encourage the men, and the boys will cry,
women, whole production
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

The old church cheek peal with joy hurrah! Hurrah!
Around seat ours boy favorably expensively to receive hurrah! Hurrah!
The homosexual with the roses will spread everything
lads and the tired of the village the sense,
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

That it receives waits for Anniversary, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will give hero three times three hurrah! Hurrah!
The crown of the laurel tree is now waits,
in order to order on its honest front,
and the clock homosexual arranged everything,
if Johnny comes, by going.



(Robert E. Lee must be rolling over in his grave!)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 04:08 AM

In the deserts of Sudan and the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatan each woman, each person

Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me,

Strike me tadpole Joe, dick lobe itch strike me, strike me,
Strike me strike me with your knob of rhythm

Strike me slowly, strike me rapidly strike me, strike me,

Strike me in wilds by Borneo and the vineyards of Eskimo Bordeaux,

Motion Arapaho their body to and fro
Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me, strike me

Guts it쳌fs Das, fantastique cue strike me, strike me, strike me

Strike me with your knob of rhythm, is which to renownedly be lunatic impact

By 4, strike me, strike me Strike me, strike me,

The impact in jointing of tiger pursue on the road to Mandalay

From Bombay to hills Santa Fey surplus and far away

Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me,
Strike me chest bon co, millimetre?

Nicht IST Es struck me, struck me, struck me
It struck me with your people of the knob

Of 2 rhythms by fat, click click click struck me, struck me, struck me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 05:39 AM

The speechless speechless effigy wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yes)

(OH, OH OH OH OH ooh ah ah, only alone, only alone)

Only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Knows the way that feel tonight (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yes)

Only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Knows this right ain't of feeling (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Goes my baby, goes my heart that these go always for, up to now villages

But only alone know why I only shout, alone

(Speechless speechless homo j'woman wah ooh yay, (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

It knows heartaches that was via (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yes only alone

(The speechless speechless effigy wah) knows cry I and the cry for you

(The speechless speechless effigy wah)

Perhaps tomorrow, young person a roman know's no other sadness, but that the probability you should take,

If your alone heart breaks only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:09 AM

A well it ' blesses my heart what me, ' I agitated ' were false ' like a man on a tree with a blockage itching,

My friends say that I ' function,

Wants me in the love all me has huh huh am, millimetres then wildly also am, am yay, yeah

A vascillant good my hands and my knees are me

Cannot slightly seem to be on my clean two feet, you above,

If you have the chance that I think in the love

All me agitated has huh huh am, millimetres are, yay, yeah

The good ask ask you to me, _ have this girl be narrow that I like been my impact of heart

Thus, it frighten with well of death it my hand have affected

And with some which shower I have receive him, be some lip such as a volcano,

If it be me proudly, yeah say that it be my be hot the flower of butter which me which love all

Me have agitate have huh be huh, millimetre be, yay,

My language receive dependent, when I test,

My interior speech agitate such as a sheet on a tree be there that

That a cure for this body of my, this girl me

A must that I like is proud, it says that it is my is hot the butter flower

Which I agitated in the love all me has

Huh am huh, millimetres am, yay, yeah has huh huh, millimetres, yay,


Yeah me is agitated in top


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:19 AM

Mr Happy!

Take a breath man! Don't bogart the joint!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:36 AM

It will cry, ' to get, ' it talks, ' the dictionary, ' it walks, the flesh ' the doll she is living

And ' the doll the emergency week ' eye, which it gets, it gets

The fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll to go out and with the fact that it talks you, are like that

And you are big and the hunk from me Hoom seven possibilities does not have her far

And it goes out and in order to lock inside the trunk

Line her comfort when the impression which is legitimate is going

It does not believe, her head,

The multi realness, which is to it, see it will cry, ' to get, '

It talks, ' the dictionary, '

It walks, the flesh ' the doll she is living and ' the doll the emergency week ' eye which it gets

It gets the fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll to go out and with the fact that it talks

You are like that and you are big

And the hunk from me Hoom seven possibilities does not have her far

And it goes out and in order to lock inside the trunk line her comfort

When the impression, which is legitimate, is going it does not believe, her head,

The multi realness, which is to it see

It will cry and ' it gets, '

It talks, ' the dictionary, '

It walks, the flesh

The doll she is living and ' the doll the emergency week ' eye, which it gets

It gets the fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 10:36 AM

It is ay to쳌f.

I the real life she is this precisely imagination that is touched in a subsidence of soil

No escape by the reality does not open the eyes you looks at up to the skies and sees

I is precisely poor boy I need cause of no sympathy "

Am easy come, easy goes few high, few low

Any way that the blows of air do not tease really in

With in with the mum, killed precisely a individual put a firearm arm adversely in his head

Pulled my impulse, now absolutely



Mum, the life had begun precisely

But now have go also thrown all long the mum,

Ooh did not mean you it makes the cry if I am not behind I continue, continues as nothing it does not tease really

Too much late, my time has come has sent the smithereens under the pain of body of my vertebral columns all the hour

Goodbye, each one should I go acquired in order to to you I leave all behind

And I face the mum of truth; ooh I do not want to die I

I wish sometimes given birth never by no means all

See few silhouetto a individual Scaramouch, Scaramouch,

You I will make the lightning Fandango and lightning, a lot,

A lot that ekfovj'zej with (Galileo쳌fs) Galileo Galileo (Galileo Galileo, Figaro Magnifico Galileo

Am precisely poor boy and no one me does not love?

Precisely a poor boy from reserves of poor families that go,

You me will allow I go

Bismillah! No,

To you we will not leave to go (him you leave it goes)

Bismillah!

To you we will not leave to go (him you leave it goes)

Bismillah!


To you we will not leave to go (me you allow I go) you

We will leave you go (me you allow I go) you

We will leave you go (me you allow I go)

Ah no, no, no, no, no, no,

No of (mia ma OH, mia ma) MIA ma, me we allow I go Beelzebub we put a devil at part for with, for with, for with

Thus you think that you can

Stone I and spit stop my eye thus you think you can me love and me leave for to die

OH, the baby, it cannot make this in with, the baby took precisely sees

Nothing teases really

Nothing teases really in with

Any way the blows of air


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 01:55 AM

English, Dutch, German, English:

I am sudden and malicious a small tea can.
My grasp is here, here is my syringes.
If they hear me the war dried in top, walk it me:
"The advice only I discharge myself!"


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 03:11 AM

I DO NOT KNOW A HELPING, BUT TO DESIRES KNOWS TO WHICH I LIMIT
(your Paxton)

In the morning long gone and ARE dusty, it is a warm and loaded charge,
And peoples, which are I also, are I not always pleasantly
Therefore is bad and some is well. Some, which did them better, as possible they is
Some my facilitates spirit has tried gotten into the war.

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

The I, doing improve wind-talk by this expanded Grundi, exaggerated her,
Tryin for to find to which I to to do am meant,
And which peoples, who can be I v like ensured formed box as
And he to regard as wish to know. ***

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

I had a small small girl once. It had the sides and the wine of the Sherrys,
And I have it held, to my head am furious lead been supposed,
But I it exaggerated blindly that, around which driving from me was removed to to be seen,
And my good gallon were in the course of the morning are. ***

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

And I had a remainder of rear of the comrade, but it began to mad itself
And I become it once that sometimes it is for exterior by Frisco bay
And comes, if I had some its old voice completely resounding,
And I leave old pairs develop.

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

If you it me close come lead and thus you and like for, whom to know, and desire
Sits that you nail down were more rambler too much, their shoes, those to the Parquet of the kitchen, is above close-harvested and holds the door marks.
It thanks its stars for the roof, which is on you.

====
I inserted *** between verses and --- between some couplets before translating, so I could tell what was what, but a couple of lines in the last verse got comingled anyway.

My favorite part is this:

And I had a remainder of rear of the comrade, but it began to mad itself
And I become it once that sometimes it is for exterior by Frisco bay,
And comes, if I had some its old voice completely resounding,
And I leave old pairs develop.

Somehow, that seems fitting for "Frisco Bay." I think "your Paxton" would smile.

Genie
§;-D


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 04:11 AM

I LOVE YOU [JANE BIRKIN & SERGE GAINSBOURG]


I love you, I love you
Yes I love you
Me either
Oh my love Like the irr?

Olue wave I go, I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go, and I come
Between your kidneys
And I retain myself

I love you, I love you
Oh yes I love you!
Me either.
Oh my love

You are the wave, me the naked?
E You go, you go and you come
Between my kidneys
You go and you come
Between my kidneys

And I join
You I love you I love you
Oh yes I love you - Me either
Oh my love Like the irr?

Olue wave I go, I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go and I come
Between your kidneys
And I retain myself

You go, you go and you come
Between my kidneys
You go and you come
Between my kidneys

And I join

You I love you I love you
Oh yes I love you
Me either
Oh my love the physical love is without exit I go
I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go and I come
I retain myself

Non!

Now

Come


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 04:27 AM

The small lady coming to side
the I ' M inside the box in the corner of the street
it leans against in the lamppost was positive
and to small lady side,
to Ohio me, my Ohio,
or it hopes it comes.
The she when ' the ll gets far with the enemy,
I don ' T, her the doesn ' T which it holds gets the enemy
u with always, far the lady who is small but wadda D Oh the dd Oh the D Oh de B the bom which comes going

she ' ll examination, Ohio in me, my Ohio,
or is born the fact that it hopes, it holds.
There ' S it goes out lately and the possibility of waiting
that outside girl who is not and but one
I ' D ask, the gap for a what kind of date,
for I won ' T she ' S must do. S
he the girl who is not that left the flat and she ' S in
in wouldn ' T me, c.   
Light profitable and being marvelous, and beautiful Ohio she ' S
the I ' M inside troublesome army song and the box in the lamppost,
it leans against with absolutely in the corner of the street was positive
and it passes to small lady side and to peel it will be able to understand why


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 05:26 AM

Hello, I' my Giuseppe, erhielt-ein me something him for you, berets UNO, quatro, when I was a boy, precisely on achte-ein degrees the mother of duet and tree which used, for saying, does not remain late out-a of shell echo ten-eon to boys to make I shy as seeing with Giuseppe puddle pool who goes, at school Dutch zoo fallen-vein boy, bidet-vein it me patient, the ping whole me always received

You, can' your get-a autumns impacts, always from maintenance, to follow directing boys, build eyeing me patient, the bad dollars received it precisely too build inane globe nein that an imbecile under in a mother which were used, for alien doesn't it arrive to you at respect you you ink you?

Why you then you sadly do not confront then badly schoe nein, be -in of nattering place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, my mother, me large Accordion solo with ampèreheure to recall you can!

If you still play, really dat gentlemen, really gentlemen comb en-in the day, energy with of

Soon-a being of gross-in star cave built-in me television apparatus publication under in

Get-a films itself a new car, but I itself are not yet me once hen-din a king to modify

You, calmly tan-tan Zen you and you e in-singe n I you ink mothers, it maintained to tell you

He to constitute!

Of respect if does not arrive above you you ink you, why you then you sadly do not confront then badly shone shin, be -inch of netter-eyes place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, to mother, it did not say it alien in time, business you

He of respect arrived there above, you you ink you, why you then you sadly do not confront then badly shout en-sin, are -ring of netter-sin place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, this its my mother with of

Hallo, each one! '

Out-a of - sin dear in the radio und-ain IN the television apparatus knew with the country you me had grosses-feint school lag engine song inane Italy put-wing ice

Shaddap-a, you me signing DISA song confront, applaudieren alien my ventilators

Day flat step-in there hands, forms data me glob engine, thus owes DISA song, agreeing earlier ninepins of re ale-sin simple to see well, me to sing you: was-sin constitutes you that you sing

He with cave, me the remainder and the cave for taking to end monkey-sin there, we make ales wein sing:

Ampèreheure, Shaddap-a which confront you!

You do not make test O.K., ones-bean, UNO, quatro business which did not arrive you

He at respect

He, you of duet and tree you ink you

He, why you so sadly do not confront so badly

He -He are -in of nattering in place ampèreheure scone herein, shaddap-a you

OK mermen a mark for mother, business you

He with respect

He arrived really largely, you you ink you

He, why you so sadly do not confront so badly

He -He are -pin of nattering in place ampèreheure schauten-ein, shaddap-a you


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 05:47 AM

Have seated here the same old thing all the day of thought
That ten years that think far now my days goes
The memories delay in the thoughts when I was boy

Of farthings pens in leading cars of roads they were jokes things,
Ekfovj쳌fzontas arc and Stefan쳌fs and turned
Comical curtailments of maximum
Annie Gretzel's lollipops, all the different things

Granddad, granddad you it is good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad you are good that who all we thought
Your Granddad granddad

The planes that were related with flying telephones of line
And the things of speech that sigh
Radio A and the gramophone,
Charlie Chaplin they made us the laughter decreased silently

For the known things that I keep around my newer days, of course now it is in my brain?
Daily I find, thoughts when I was boy

Granddad, granddad you it is good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad you are good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad

Granddad, granddad
Granddad, granddad


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 10:48 AM

When you feel now, it spreads out and to continue in order your hope all good season (all your hope it goes)
Your life vast quantity confusedly until to fill
And happy this political party percentage illusion (happiness the illusion which is legitimate)
And your world in the lower part which is breaking to circumference,

You Yu A E (arrive at the outside) by the scope which comes above the hazard which will carry the hazard which at the outside will carry (arrive at the outside) at the outside which arrives me, in me by will be from that place to the love a thing which it will see from extensive first until end and will be from that place to the love and summary comfort week it respects and your life

John who is not only Ubs the cause which enough (only John who is not Ubs)
It gets up enough Doe thing the lossing thing you nut meal time
And by your impression the worldwide
Is cold Sung Jang Ha?
Under is car growing) and your side type

From under all your oneself (at in the outside low of your oneself side type)
With under it respects in the necessity which will catch your hand, Dang Sin Eun
(At the outside under arriving) under girl arriving at the outside hazard B (
Under arriving) under arriving hazard B five

I from that place love with the outside at the outside to be, with you carrying and the fact that comforting from that place extensive hazard width, will mean the fact that it worries and (me from that place from always extensive first until end seeing and and)
(Me from that place under loving, which will be extensive,

It comforts) me in circumference and you (ten:00 bedspreads which will hang your head) love will hang your head is a possibility of talking a method inside you
And all, a tear he leads now and you he fears and and in order
(In order he spreads out and to fear) to spread out your thought from your one person of now

(To see the thing now in surroundings) peace of the mind which from that place is discovered but (the mind will be discovered peace) or the convenience which is is, love report of your oneself

Hazard Yu A E whom you will carry but (at the outside arrive) it will come at the outside which arrives and (at the outside scope out) arrive, in your shoulder political party percentage

I which it sees from that place will give all loves which you do in necessity in you and me a thing in me by to me will be from that place from that place you it will always be able to depend and all and you from first until end or from that place under extensive loving, comfort the fact that


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 08:01 PM

Oh -, can legends you, by the early light of the paddle,
To which we see greeted so proudly last to shine of twilights,
Whose wide bands and luminous of beginnings, by perilous the fight,
With of o'er ramparts which we paid attention, gallantly ran thus?
And the red pointed gloss of the rocket, the bombs which burst in an air,
Gave a proof by the night that our flag of marking was still there.
Oh -, legends corner that however vague star flag
O'er the country of free and the house of the courageous spangled?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 08:28 PM

When the flower them being cheerful, it O5 month will be inside, my bonnie lassie O
5 month it will be it will be an inside, my bonnie lassie
An inside May, young German silver my and bonnielassieO '
It will do and the did'na your will
Which when in over there which spreads out
Spreads out in over there of the hill and my bonnieladdieO
Will spread out and is it will kill
And to do does sleeping in the hill
Which you swear in the place in

Dye mind in over there in the hill, my bonnieladdieO,
It will be extensive and and it does and and and to respect it avoids it avoids?
My bonnieladdieO.
The bank of the Ayre, you it avoids my bonnieladdieO,
The bank of the Ayre, you it avoids my bonnieladdieO
And, the bank of the Ayre, to where it spreads out it will be extensive, inside my bonnieladdieO inside your snare which is stimulated B, and to extensive left it despairs, it avoids?
You the O will carry and the lion, my bonnieladdieO
It kills it will not know, you the O will carry and the lion, my bonnieladdieO

It kills it does not know, O me the extensive lion it kills
And your body bleed where is not also Ji Anh,
Is not and in the speed which gets married will not be my bonnielassieO Anh.

The tube to hazard sweetness Rob, my bonnielassieO
Glow ten:00 bedspread and because the tube to sweetness Rob, will be my bonnielassieO
Glow n, the tube to march, to sweetness
Rob glow the O unit far here or not to stay, it is my bonnielassieO.

The O you, my bonnielassieO and the O extensive hazard it cuts
And, hazard it cuts rear of you
Hazard extensive hazard it cuts and and and my bonnielassieO
And the O and and, it wouldna' bow and your belly o'er enough my, bonnielassieO.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM

Us to the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind in all cases

The Frears Sea will drink
It is under the string string from the ear
And the rear walking which is wrong severe
It hits and to be like that it gives a medicine synthesis to him and he respects day now

And the Tony which it is learning how is prominent
And the bone in the now wheel
Which the medicine chemical compound to him
The sibling who will be that his meal ink highland

Anh is like that assuredly and gives the wrong pebble us who move in
The lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind all


The pink colour which it invents in case he will drink
Will be with the Julius Caesar to be like that
And in this place of them in him medicine synthesis of Rome
And now to be wrong inside the family which gives his Hwang me
The Ebenezer which is good to put,


Thought cyanide to the hammer him hardly
The possibility of talking a word
Is the stammerer who is terrible?
Is not to be like that them

Report the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind
The medicine synthesis which it listens to assuredly
And now in him his thing week highland Anus

In the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her has in all cases her leg will drink them

When withdrawing, the Millie auntie runs and the willy-nilly
And a freckle which is terrible
To the medicine chemical compound nine

The Jennifer Eccles which calls the now her myriapod
Which it keeps at work there is?
And the boy she changes but it calls all her name
In medicine synthesis and us whom if he combines now inside all their game

In the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind in all cases

Lily she will drink her the internal green onion comfort sharp pains
The lily which in the beverage which it fills
Dies in spite of sadly even in the pebble n pink colour
Her medicine chemical compound in the pin,

Until heaven her
The soul them had her in her medicine chemical compound
And for the angel who listens to song
The pioneer whom it does roundly hazard
Ascended the church kind which becomes


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM

The wind three, us will roll in from the fact that it is stratagem then the place to moor,
It went out, or it loved, it will go out too much
And when the fact that in necessity, you to carry and to leave two possibilities
Be and peel, in order to fall the inside green the nature which spreads out,

Avarice many my jealousy, is hot too much,
It is too much to go out and altitude of my wuthering
In order to lose a battle permission after the wutheringwuthering
Going bad dreamy them in me the Heathcliff which it talks,

It B, I go out toward with the house inside night
And it is Ohio Cathy which is to be like that and it is rolled,
In your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry inside
And toward with the house and the B, me it will go out

Ohio Cathy which is it will make and and to be like that it will be rolled,
In your original idea inside it will carry and makes darkness,
Ohio, which gets it from you in the counterpart to be lonely,
The I pine tree is many, or the swallow which it discovers,

It goes out and the love which returns you, the Heathcliff which is cruel
Without autumn from first until end dream of my, 1 thing, me
It is principal only and it gets for a long time me,
In order to put right side it it goes out and and inside the night

When it is returning in the wutheringwuthering that side
B at the house, which is, come altitude the Wuthering the Heathcliff which saunters,
It B, I to go out toward with the house,
It is Ohio Cathy, which is to be like that,

It is rolled; in your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry
Inside, the B, me to go out toward with the house,
Ohio Cathy which is it made to be like that it is rolled,
Inside it will carry in your original idea,

It will make and the far Ooh I will fall and, Iss Uss Ooh me
I will be your soul, which it makes
And I will grab I will make and and and
I will carry, your soul I am I make and and and and and

I grab and and and and and I make and it and and and
And it and the B where you whom it will carry is Iss, being a Cathy
The Heathcliff, it B, I go out toward with the house
And it is a Cathy, which is to be like that, and it is rolled,

In your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry inside
And toward with the house and the B, me it will go out
The Cathy which is it will make and and to be like that
It will be rolled, inside and and and in your window Heathcliff

And inside it it will carry toward with the house the B,
Me it goes out and the Heathcliff, which like this
The Cathy which is the car it makes, it B,
I go out toward with the house and to be like this
The Heathcliff which is a Cathy which is the car, it B,
I go out toward with the house and to be like this
The car it is a Cathy, which is good


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM

Hoom hit far, the hazard, which will carry to left
The reason, which stays far as for Hoom to sleep,
Spread out, again start flaw far Hoom, them assuredly
The hope not to discover us in order

And you far Hoom stroke, and our dreams purse.
Dreamy state same one, Bill night,
We all leave them after us and they are two things.
We put our memory; U and Hwang phyey will leave


After the rain, the cold
And long Dong growth, is hard and long
Miss who wears the fact that it is
A reverse which becomes there is.

We leave after city distance,
It is Ann, which will make a new first,
We must select the fact that it wins
And in order to lose or and we win
And it is an hour when we start.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 30 Mar 06 - 06:59 PM

How about us having a Mudcat gathering where we only sing these versions? What a great CD set we could put out.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 02:54 AM

All good girl candle,
all good girl love }there{'
For the S the feeling and silence
stab it remains regarding the candle love they.
When her the her woman genitals with the high piece
in the candle walking consequently on the front,
ni su with the oiliness it is many,
it is easy the }it{' S }girl{'
The S it slides inside pride and joy,
the ahoy boat and the ahoy it sends out.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Nick
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 07:58 AM

A second version of one posted earlier:

The Blueta of Tonk of Honky

I have met a soaked juniper,
Queen of block-part to Memphis,
Has tried to take to me in top for a turn.
It has had to raise cause well to me through its shoulder
'That hardly I cannot seem to drink them beyond of my spirit.'

She is the gimme women, gimme, gimme of tonk of honky the blueta of tonk of honky.

I have extended divorcing to New York City,
I have had to put towards high a sure type of combat.
The mrs. then has covered it of roses,
Has blown my nose and then my spirit has blown.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of tonk of honky the blueta of tonk of honky. (ouais!)
She is the women of tonk of honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme les bleus de tonk de honky. (ouais!)
She is the women of tonk of honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme les bleus de tonk de honky.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 08:42 AM

When I am am young I to pass
Often wait for in mine master
And for him his plate and through
The bottle when he obtained has been dry
And passed over gently and swiftly the blue colour tail flight.

Chorus:

The Jimmy crack corn and my not nice
Jimmy crack corn and my not nice
Jimmy crack corn and I will not be nice I
The master to get out of the way

His I later to be able to follow with the mountain walnut broom
His young Ma am quite shy
When will bite by the blue colour tail flight
The afternoon will be able to ride.

Sang in a chorus

Day he to ride has bitten him about farm
Flight many their swarm chanced to fly
Very much young Ma in the thigh

Devil as the blue colour tail to run,
He jumped,
Why did he throw his throwed?
I the master to die the ditch in him

Which wanted to know with the juror to reach a verdict
Is the blue colour tail flight?

Sings in a chorus

They to lay aside his neath his Ĺ־Ãú is there
Sees under this rock
I to force to lie blue colour tail flight victim's ' the Simpson¡¯s tree.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 12:30 PM

Johnnie the sodomy


Lao Johnnie sodomy he he lives so long as he has the consummation the health.

Then day he led the wife to the care for him in him since birth the year.

Chorus:

Sings: I believed that, I believed,
The Lao Johnnie sodomy will be a homosexual old sodomy,
And a homosexual old sodomy is he.

Now old man person Bugger she has a bad leg,
Doctor issues an order her to supply the lodgings,
Calls Johnnie and him to say to him, '
You will have to rub you with the gin wife's left leg. '

Now Lao Johnnie sodomy idea ' the twere sin,
Rubs him with the gin wife's left leg.
So he has drawn out stopping and has poured out it under his throttle,
Is rubbed with the bottle he wife's left leg!

God the bee and the bee which manufactured has done the honey.
God the person and the person which manufactured has maked the money.
The money is manufactured the devil and the devil has done the sin.
We will have to dig a pit for the investment sodomy.

The Lao Johnnie sodomy goes one day.
Gets down he has becoming lost by the river.
Johnnie tumbled and he to start to shout;
Does not have sodomy there for to draw out the sodomy.

He dies Johnnie and he goes to the heaven.
There him to about 11 and half o'clock
. St. Peter met him in the gate, and said '
The Johnnie sodomy you are too bloody late!'


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 02:50 PM

We are light and losing parents which sells the dried fish it ran.
The ground intersects by the pebble n wagon wheel '.
Me under Us E about getting seasick it was feeling.
Hazard it called the multitude compared to but.

Eagerly wing wing distance, there was a room.
The broad way where the ceiling flies far.
When the beverage where we are different hazard calling.
The waiter brought the tray.

And to be like this it was that lately.
Pushes the broad way, which speaks his talk.
That first in the ghost who is legitimate her face.
It went round the pale was white shade.

She to talk reason, from that place.
And the truth in order to see is usual.
But me, my thus rum phi pay it led and it wandered.
And there is she and she does not make to dry.
16 grudge of the woman who is pure.
Who was leaving toward the coast?
And my eye is opened, Is Us.
Them will only close it is with the thing together, they the place.

And to be like this it was that lately.
Pushes the broad way which speaks his talk.
That first in the ghost who is legitimate her face.
It went round the pale was white shade


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 04:20 PM

Wish me am in Ms. Gashay, gets down in Callao.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
She gives me the gin, she gives me food, she leads me to the room.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

She swung her buttocks, she tripped her foot, she winked her insensitive eye.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
She has grabbed me by bobstay, the boy, she dances my ' to revolve the room.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The partner has been drunk, the crew has been drunk, the old ' person is obtained the loading. Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
We and will adopt hitch rope circle Ms. Gashay the place.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Slasher
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 04:43 PM

Any of these could be as sung by Cocteau Twins;anyone for "Frou frou foxes in midsummer fires"? So that's how they did it!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM

Cocteau Twins? Never heard of them!

Info here:




http://www.alwaysontherun.net/cocteau.htm


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Slasher
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 05:25 PM

Mr Happy...
Scottish 80s band -ethereal vocal gymnastics- fuzzed up guitar landscapes- the kind of lyrics that you think you must have misheard but you haven't - song titles like the fall out from an explosion at a scrabble factory (at times). Open a bottle of something set your cd player on shuffle between 'Treasure','Heaven or Las Vegas' and 'The pink opaque'and take things real easy...


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: vectis
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:17 PM

Hey! This was rather groovy.

ADMIRAL BENBOW all you come from the sailors "bold"et concern and concern. come all they from the sailors "bold"et concern. ' Tis of the reputation of an admiral. Ah! Courageous Benbow was its name, as it fought on the whole force which you will hear, will hear you. Courageous Benbow placed the sail to him for at the fight, for with the fight. Courageous Benbow placed the sail to him for at the fight. Courageous Benbow placed to him the sail in a fine and a pleasant impact, but its captains turned all the tail fright fright. * to mean Kirby calf "to run us, us to become to run." * to mean Kirby calf "to run us. For me not to feel the dishonour neither of my place, but enemy to still lose it that I will make at side nor of his guns, of its guns." The ruby and Benbow have the fought French fight the French. The ruby and Benbow fought the French. They have it ', until blood runs drop by drop came to the bottom, ' fought, until blood runs drop by drop came downwards, where they develop, where they develop. Courageous Benbow lost its legs by the projectile of chain lost by the projectile of courageous Benbow chain its legs by the projectile of chain. Courageous Benbow lost its legs and all on its sections which it asks "fight on my courageous young men! ' Tis our destiny ' tis our destiny." The surgeon equipped his wounds. Benbow-Schreie! Benbow-Schreie. The surgeon equipped his wounds. Benbow-Schreie. "you can be placed whom it enemy to which I a cradle which maintains in speed on Viererleitungsplattform, could make side, until I die" until I die.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:22 PM

We are however prudently the general fatty guards.
And of ourselves, we apply Obey chat goods.
To risk our invaluable lives, we are chary.
If the danger emerges, we are there never.
But if we meet a woman without resources.
Odder little boys who do not make damage.

Choral society:

We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

Sometimes mural the extra one of our task.
And butterflies which to love us to drive out.
We want he rum spring en in the agricultural things.
Municipality with nature, of face with face.
But our to turn over back of the impacts then renewed to sanctify the charm of nature.

Choral society:

We make run him inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

If of the Messrs form a rebellion.
And each one of other heads copies the night.
We become completely badges chaff en to hold it calms.
Supposed that they form it enough.
But if they do not seem to see.
And to give to us our correct designations.

Choral society:

We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

Like homosexual the life, homosexual the life.
Men of the arms, men of the arms.
So much we want applause really good.
Like homosexual the life, homosexual the life.
Men of the arms, men of the arms.
We laugh and laugh in all Warming


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:56 PM

I remember in September, when the final stump is drawn.
And the crowd shouts the present to be silent when the boy goes to the tea.
Let us, oh your Excellency above us remembers the simple matter.
When all is who which dies loves us, Captain Oh and king.
When all is who which dies loves us, Captain Oh and king.

We have many goods for the exportation, the Christian concept and the old port.
But we greatest boast is, the English is a sports.
When the arrow competes they to complete, with boy ring their game.
And the rough draft and the chess gave up Captain Oh and king.
And the rough draft and the chess gave up Captain Oh and king.

Very far in dear old Cyprus, or in Kenya's multi- dusts land.
Our negative Caucasian's heavy load in many strange lands.
When we looked stretches across our shoulder, sounds in the western Belfast school bell.
And our sigh is dear old England, and captain and king.
And our sigh is dear old England, and captain and king.

Our dream sees the old rake which in us, hears crow's loading caw with us.
Our big marrow adopts the prize at the flower show from Evelyn Waugh.
The tea and some do the sherry, the grape wine automobile, these simple matters.
So lets us drink with is merry, for captain and king.
So lets us drink with is merry, was similar to me for captain and king

To stroll to possess in the nightmare nearby the great Windsor park.
Now you thought what my there had discovered was appropriate I to stroll in to be dark?
This is the apple one half is bitten, with sweetest all matters.
Five deciduous teeths have written captain and king.
Five deciduous teeths have written captain and king.

By shines in has the mist above us the early dawn moon.
Let us stop running oneself gets down and commends God, we are the white.
And improved still was English, the tea and the toast and the muffin ring.
And old man person and severe face and captain and king.
And old man person and severe face and captain and king


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM

When the stump is stimulated last, me it thinks inside September.
When now and the boy goes to the car, shout of the multitude who is silent.
Our our up Ohio week make and ten:00 bedspreads, think that it is simple.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.

We export, the Christianity ethical crane and long the harbour,
Which becomes hazard, is many goods.
But our head of a family company one self-praise is that Anglo-Saxon Jog is sports.
All thru the game them, when and their games of the boy ring ending.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.

Quite in over there it is valuable inside and long Cyprus,
Which becomes, or the Republic of Kenya dust though characteristic the ground.
We subsist a white charge inside the ground which is many strange.
When us seeing in that piece of our shoulder,
The school kind becomes roundly inside west Belfast.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.

We long become and to be bitter lye
And listen to the crow burden sleeping w inside our dream, which sees us.
Us the big bone marrow from the Evelyn Waugh
Has the goods in anger candle exhibition and it goes.
With the car some constructed sexily the gun the reaping car,
The cup of the thing which is simple.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make

To go out, in surroundings of the Windsor company one park inside nightmare
The whole the broad way which wanders.
It will go out and when wandering the inside darkness,
Now what it spreads out it will carry and from that place it discovers it thought?
Western It was an apple with head of a family sweetness of anti- water n and all things.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.

The morning when the fog is dense inside the light light me of up of us by at month.
That we are white, us praise will wear in with lower part and run and it stands still make.
And yet with multi English and the car which are the toast and me the pin ring improve.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM

The Sunday 1 morning young Lambton fishing industry ' went inside wearing,; '
Fish above him heuk, that thowt leuk't varry good wool catched.
Type of fish which will be a Lambton where the whatt'n the cuddent is young but it talks.
Him the waddn't the te carry'd hyem which suffers, it is like that
and him it the doon the hoyed and the yer it commits sodomy well.

cho:

Whisht! The boy and haad yor rust speak a aaful talk
Whisht in the Aa'll ye'saall!
The boy and haad yor rust 'Aa'll ye' the insect talk starting.

The Noo Lambton felt the te gan' battle i' foreign war which tilts.
Being strange sprouted and the befel, 'varry seun forgat aboot the insect i' which is strange
the good yer the fault where is not also
the nowther article woonds in the place which commits sodomy hazard the unit o which it worries '' by him it fell and that te Palestine which goes it joined.

The insect which ' it gets but fat growed' 'growed a aful size the growed;
He will greet will grow, ' greeting the rust which will grow greets the goggle eye which will grow they the place.

He will construct back and when he will feel and he the aboot Te o' news, that will get wet in small quantity in the craaled neets and the dozen where the yer commits sodomy the sound which is different at the time of Job ten:00 bedspread '.

The doon te when putting a sleep, 'caalves' the school lunch ' the swally which lives the sheep bears the barins young in small quantity at this feorful insect bundle any time.

' To chewing the cud feeling it is that and the sheep which is sufficient is he aall that he which is eats it will do and when doing to sleep, ',
he will pile up ' far and and 7 roond Pensher hills yer commit sodomy the tail craaled. where

The ocean and the gatte the ear Ov which is brave and 'bowld Sor cyon intersected ' the gannins which him is strange in this by the news of the myest aaful insect Seun.
It will be like this and hyem him ' the cam brute ' cut 'twe haalves the im catched, ' that seun will be wrong inside and the eatin' infant who is, '' the sheep the lamb it stops and the caalves.
yer commits sodomy.

foaks wearing the o' ocean 'i' fate feor leeved' swallow o' sleep is the ov side wild n which it shares in the byeth which the noo ye knaa hoo aall loses like this.

To be like this the infant frae sun under Ji height hev thing te bravery the sor jon, ' under storing by the sound myekin'haalves o' which is different the caalves famis lambton insect.
The Yer commits sodomy.

Last the singing together

Noo boy, Aa'll haad or aall Aak naa aboot talk
Ov Sor john the clivvor one Wi'Lambton aaful insect rust.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: michaelr
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 09:39 PM

How Marlene Dietrich dance and Sie as ZiZi JeanMaire that your clothes is, it made all by Balmain, and there are diamonds, and the beads are there in your hair. They live in an imaginativeness apartment except boulevard Saint Michel, where you keep your plates of rollsteinen and a friend of Sacha thistle you. They go to the parts of message, where you speak into Russian, and the Greek and the young men, who travel in your circle, it on each word to hang, which you speak them.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I have, since all your qualifications, from Sorbonne to have received and the painting, flew you you from Picasso it loveliness go indéfiniment he to make. If you leave, go you into your summer vacation you to Juan Les Goupilles with it swimsuit topless careful planned that you even a Bronzieren on your back and on your legs receive. And if the snows you are not found to the whole of the nozzle in the Moritz rue with the others and you SIP their fine liquor received from Napoleon, but you never your lips wet made none you.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

They are between 20, and the very desirable age of 30 A is firm your body, and inviting, but of phase on one sparkle-grope make themselves you. Their name hears one it in the high places that you know Aga Khan he you sent a race horse for Christmas and it maintained just says you for the pleasure, for a laughter you, hectar hectar hectar it, if you are not received married you its to millionnaire, but them consciously, came of where, and I ask myself, whether they are really worried, or give nothing.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I remember the Hinterstrassen of Neapel of two children to ask in rags all two, which are concerned with brûlante ambition, in order to shake over from their modest continuous labels to, which tried it... Look at in such a way in my face Marie Claire and remind of just, which are you then me always forgetting go, but I know that you always support the scar deeply within.

I know, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed that I know the thoughts, which surround you a ' cause I within your head look at can.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 04:53 AM

We must move out, ' cos we cannot pay renting,
the motion van has come in periphery after darkness;
Has me and my old person, the judge assessor inside the van before,
we can frequently do in let me state.
We packed all could pack in the van and are the fact;
Inside and we obtained inside completely us to be able to obtain,
we then packed have possessed us to be able to pack in tailboard 在後面,
not all rooms caused me to ride.

Cho: My old person said that, "follows the van,
dilutes does not play tricks in the way!"
Went to the cart to pack by the family in it,
behind me walked and my old cockerel linnet.
But my dillied and has played tricks on,
has played tricks on and dillied,
loses the van, did not know roams in where.
Variation: I stopped on the way having old half quartern,
and I was unable to seek my path family.

I gave a helper to the marble to wash handstand, and straight,
we have not obtained in are very bad;
The carman man had a time of accident and has simultaneously broken,
was very good, we had best position Yuan porcelain.
You will understand naturally, I will be get angry about the loss,
with same other people's woman meetings;
But I very quickly obtained, any by ' two-out ' and the chat,
' Cos it is small matter like that any is hello.

Chorus: Variation: Now who invests old steel bedstead if I am unable to seek my path family?
Oh! I am in such chaotic - me did not know the new address -
did not even know blesses neighborhood,
and I felt perhaps looks like me to have to pause beside all nights,
and that is not me any to be good.
I do not send the complaint, but I approach in am weak,
any I want the present am the good firm feed,
and I arrange o ' kind o ' to feel, if my very quick meals,
I have not had to rob linnet his seed.

Chorus: Variation: You are unable to trust the special edition as before time on copper
when you are unable to seek your path family.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 08:49 AM

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right hand.
You adopt your right hand.
You give a your hand vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your left leg.
You adopt your left leg.
You give a your foot vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right buttocks.
You adopt your right buttocks.
You give a your right buttocks vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your whole from already.
You bring your whole from already.
You give oneself a vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you here us to go to the muddled restroom.
Here we go to the muddled rumour.
Here we go to the muddled restroom.
Do all in Saturday night


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM

The MACNAMARA'S the evil unit my name is the McNamara.
Me the evil righteousness leader and, we are small
But it wins at water content and but, we are first inside all ground.

Justly me, the conductor and the I쳌fve you must play approximately all
It reads today with the music which is precise at any time.

Singing together:

The cymbals the drum which it hits strong, E nine sod
Oh the unit the alarm and the McCarthy puff long the bassoon, which becomes
The Doyle it rings and it spreads out and (with the I) it is a tube glow n.

The Hennessey tootles of the total pulp root and music
The silence which is grand and, long trust is
The McNamara's evil unit in the Northern Ireland boy who becomes.

Above electing in which one piece, at any time
It is a method glow n we are precise and long sufficient
The thing wind, which becomes it exposes, is sheep in pride each heart.

When love the now when the Tom Moore which it does is living
It will connect and he anyone boat song
Long the McNamara's evil unit, which becomes
Process will be wrong together in them
And the possibility, which he will do the fact that it is not.

Us the exhibition or the wedding ceremony and each army worker inside
Hazard glow and "it does in what kind of company
One man funeral the Saul funeral march of the military force."

When papal pluck all lawn to the general the LAN thus coming.
He will carry and by the hand he shook.
He talked and and the McNamara's evil righteousness etc.
Which becomes assuredly long he did not listen to.

Now we quite the day when it is grand.
It from that place will be the annual congratulation, which is a hazard
And all gentry it is executing.

The girl and the boy all gathering are.
Grand in the flag and colour.
From before marching the McNamara's evil unit be.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

All stars which shine until now. 1 thing, which is not your Yurt.
Glitters the colour eye, which is a green onion.
Hwang gold corn together in the harvester your head.

The navigation the wind is gentle inside and my boat non-it fills my sail.
With your sweetness fortune smell me suction there is a B to where.
The curtain, to lead, one storehouse, which it watches for.

The passage night time is your smile.
The sun is your laugh inside sky.
In me it returns and the poem which me, it puts out stays only short time hazard long.
You carry in this coast and the joy whose is not peaceful because it lets to leave you dry.


Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?

It starts the fact that the eye melts inside seeing, at day.
And the stream will flow.
In the bird me song song in you.
Inside during I the bluebell to pass by the grove and wander with a lower part.

With Wild flower in the place where the iris grows.
And my love will be and the town, which it puts out, hope the fact that it will give back.

Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:23 PM

Oh my God, this is insanely addictive. Thank God I'm getting DSL or else no one would ever be able to call me again. :)


P.S. I find Altavista's "Babelfish" translator slightly more useful than Google's. Just my taste.

M


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 03:12 AM

Last week got down in ours alley
Nice old geezer to see my missus by the repugnant cough,
adopted his facile short overcoat
to use unusual gentleman's way toff

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in Lao Kent road

Ev'ry evenin ' the actuation which and missus adopted 1.
you in stroke five me to be able to say,
"am wonderful they to live"
if you saw the young donkey to go

when we started the donkey which he could not move blesses to stop,
rapid so chopped Pals outside me
to start whackin ' he, came him to throw down
some person immediately to say he has not caused

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in the Lao Kent road


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 06:40 PM

R.A.O.T.P.L.L.F.T.B.!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 04:06 AM

Technical note, Citizen Heureux: What route do you use to get the "chorus" to come out so inventively? Not to mention the upset toilets, and as for the Lambton Worm commiting sodomy as well...

I generally use Babelfish to Korean and back.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 06:06 AM

The thread title itself:

Difficulty will relapse and in the household duties fun.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:02 AM

To the Desmond the Molly- it goes out and inside
the evil unit Desmond where in the girl
who likes your face the grave is inside the central place
Molly of commerce the singer it talks
and all it is she has by the hand will be wrong and the broad way
Molly which goes talks this.

Singing together:

The life continues to peel, as the life in brassiere
Lala is thin in ObladiOblada life and it is thin
it peels and as the Obladioblada life goes to brassiere Lala.

The Desmond 20 things khay les Hwang gold ring
waits in the door and it it faces each other
the Molly back it has and when he which burns the trolley
gives it to her in thin jeweler shop purchase,
she starts the song one thing.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Molly stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Desmond of commerce from the house and her it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Desmond stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Molly of commerce from the house and him it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.

When singing together

and you want a some fun and have -Obladiblada and go.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:07 AM

The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:45 PM

House hour sauntering the hill which sleeps it crossed over.
The valley which gets shaded with a lower part it leads and it is like this.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

Singing together:

Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U the daddy which it does.
Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U d child Dee.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

She let to leave the father castle door in her.
She let to leave the lover who her oneself is precise.
She let to leave her servant and her nation.
House hour sauntering it will cut and it followed to respect.

Her father him with the most quick end was excessive high piece.
Completely and as the valley saunters.
It searched his daughter in company one speed.
And whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps.

He came finally to mansion fine.
By river Claydee in lower part.
And there was music and the wine it was.
House hour and hazard his lady.

"He talked house hour, my father" her.
Completely "but week of this ground.
And me until the day when me, it dies ' will stay.
My whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps."


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 01:21 PM

The Bertie brother let make his top the other day.
With smiling on its lips.
And points of sound lieutenants.
After its luminous and homosexual shoulder.
Since it moved a departure periodically, it said. "you remember me to all the girls."
Then wagged him its Tatze.
And left was.
Cries of these words pathetisc hen.

On re-examining eeh, re-examining eeh.
If you wipe the tear, expensive the baby who by your eye eeh.
Although it is hard to distribute me, you know.
Me tickled with the death, to go.
Cries not eeh, not sighs eeh.
There is a fodder silver plated in the sky eeh.
Good evening old woman thing.
Cheerio, chin of chin.
Napoo, toodle-oo, on re-examining eeh.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

Green 40 coolly.

I close my eye and the vivid description sea emerald.
From fishing boat in Dingle to Donaghadea shore.
I think of river Shannon, the waiter in Skibbereen.
Moorlands and meadow and green 40 coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.

I wish me to be able to pass for a hour the material which mixes in Dublin.
I can be willing to watch the farmer to drain the bog and the spade sod.
Again looked the woman cleans lid straw.
I can walk from the cork look at green 40 to Larne coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 08:50 PM

B.O.G.O.F.F.!

It is rare and long it raises in hour song and the talk, which become. Hero of famousness. Passage talk and honour.
That was one Dublin city.
The new star it does, one auditorium and the house.
Sticks and the child wild rhyme, which it accompanies.
That was one Dublin city. It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

Singing together:

Ring o ' the rose become roundly.
The broad way where the light falls.
I think the Dublin city.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

It is my name Sean Dempsey.
The Pimlico eagerly and to be late inside width possibility hour blood Dublin broad way which is. In order convenience in the household which stands still.
By a trade me it was an alcoholic beverage seller.
At the outside it loses in duplication.
In order to progress together my family it fell.
My trade it remembers.

I wooed the Peggy Dignan.
You very.
Maul ill knave and child.
From rebellious freedom.

I lost her in students crack.
After coal skin.
He her will fall to Birmingham and when taking away.
She carried my soul.

By at year it went out and ten it made bitterly.
It will carry and hooley lay the gargle's brain, which it does.
Cause Dublin maintains it changes.
And anything is not visible in the identical water.

10001 went the pillar and.
The king who hands down far before.
Grey with the concrete, which is unyielding.
Of my, city it is Ann, which will make the city.

With fare thee well sweetness fortune Anne o'Liffey.
Compared to above it will can stay I.
And new separation my confinement smallness see.
It springs up consequently to the pier.
My mind which memory is sufficient too much.
Too much long it becomes and it is when it listens to respect.
Dublin I of the thing, which will be, am portion.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.







OLD PEOPLE, RARE TIMES

Raised on a song and stories. Holder of the reputation.
The stories hombres cretonne and Ruhr me. That was once town of Dublin.
Sanctified halls and houses. Attending Regime of the children.
That was once town of Dublin. In old rare times.

Choral society:

Fasten it pink Boxing ring-O '. As the light goes down.
I remember town of Dublin. In old rare times.

My name is him of Sean Dempsey.
Like Dublin, as one could carry strongly and late in Pimlico.
In a house which is stopped, to be.
By the trade, I was flexible of barrel lost outside with the redundancy.
As my house which is, fell, to advance. A memory of my trade.

I sought of Peggy Dignan. Ask as enough as you.
Gunner and a child of Mary. Freedoms rebel.
I lost it with a muzzle of participant of course. With the skin as of return as coal.
Like it it in Birmingham eliminated. It removed my heart.

The years me to form bitterly. That gargles me darkens the brain.
Cause Under halter of Dublin on the modification. And nothing seems the same thing.
The station and which one meet, outward journey. For a long time the royal he runt erge zogen. Like unyielding grey concrete. A town of my city forms.

Tariff well thee Anne O soft ' Liffey. I cannot remain any more.
And made attention new executives out of glass. Along that the kai is born.
My understanding too fully of the memories. In more of the new plays of old bell hearing.
I am a part that Dublin was. In old rare times


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 03:28 PM

Paul B. submitted:
The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.
===================================

Wonderful mangling of a Beatles classic there, Paul! LOL


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

AGREEABLY AND ADMIRABLY.

It was one morning of the middle of the pleasant and admirable summer.
If collects and all the meadows became in covered corn.
And Amseln and Thrushes sang on each green jet.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

A right sailor and his loves were ' go one day.
The sailor said to his love right, which I am jumped far.
I am jumped for the islands of the east, in which the freight of the guns howl.
I must go to leave to you Nancy; They are the girl whom I admire.

I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy which you are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring far from their finger.
Which it drew immediately saying?
You take my dear William and my heart with this one go too.
And since it covered it, from the tears of him fell eyes.
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

Thus, it is not any more one tariff well thee my Nancy, me cannot remain.
For that, topsail and that are drawn from the anchors to the top aweigh.
And ship the lies, which wait for the following liquid tides.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.

And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.














AGRJABLEMENT AND ADMIRABLY.


It was one morning of middle pleasant and admirable jet.
If it collects also all meadows they have become in in that is covered maize.
And the Amseln and the Thrushes have tragoydi'sej in a one green spout.
And the Lurches this has tragoydi'sej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

And the Lurchers this has trageydi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi쳌fsej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

A seaman and his just loves were "go one day.
Has said the seaman in just his love where I am jumped distant.
I am in jumped for the islands of east, in which nails the firearms oilier.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy? He is the girl that I admire.

It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy that are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring loin their finger that it drew immediately.
That says, you take my most expensive William and my heart in this it goes too.
And provided that this has covered, his fissions has fallen eyes.
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

Thus, is not anymore a taxation my shaft thee Nancy, cannot to remain.
For this, the topsail and this sy'ren taj the anchors aweigh ascendant.
And boat the lies that they expect for the following humid tides.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.

And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 01:43 AM

It was in the month soft July,
Before the sun in the sky is not;
Downwards between two installations of rye
I heard the liked leisures with two.
It did not say so any more
"of the girls, girls, than I do not have and with you to leave can me remains;
But I have to say a word or to two,
if you have an understanding for too teeriges.
You, your father applies large Obacht,
and your mother also combs to the bottom your yellow hair;
And your sisters two say that you do not receive a share,
if you follow me, loves, a foreigner;
And the girl, girls, your fortune is however small,
and perhaps it is right that you do not have absolutely any of it;
And I am not same, loves, for you with all;
give thus your love zu.anderen others."
"OH -, my father can opposes it
and my mother can the eyebrows wrinkle,
and my sisters, two that I exproprie;
And if they had died below the ground and,
I would follow you calmly, loves;
They are not a foreigner!
But the courage of this girl collected to be removed above,
and its cheeks rosigen raised soon wan and of the plates;
And the tears came, troepfelnd like greeting to the bottom
or a heavy shower the summer.
And its rag of collar of Leinens is taken to him thus finely,
and his lips are embraced to him,
and him it is dried eyes;
to say, "no more love cries, because you are meins,
and very that I said, should test you."

(I particularly like "I would follow you calmly, loves..." the original line being "I'd still follow you, love, you're no stranger." Nice example of appropriate mistranslation. ;)

M


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:02 AM

Large yellow taxi [of Joni Mitchell]

They covered paradise. And parker en party j set-up.
With a rose hotel, boutique. And a swinging hot macula.
It does not seem go always.
That you wet what does not have you. To has gone.
They covered paradise.
And parker en party j set-up.



They accepted all shafts. Assumed ' em in the museum of shaft.
And they charged people.
Dollar with half exactly in order to see ' em.
It does not always seem that it goes.
That you do not know you you obtain. To it is gone.
They paved paradise. And is assumed upward me stay for the stand.



He to farmer of placed farmer far D.D.T now this.
They I give points on my apples.
But leave as me the birds and the bees.
Question! It seems not always go.
That you not wet, what you have. Until he has gone.
They have paved Parodies. And in placed Top Park a party.



It is late, in the last night.
Me moth-proof watch it bit and slam it listened to.
And the big yellow taxi. It carried my old person.
It is not visible the for thing always.
It spreads out and you are having the fact that it does not know.
When it goes until. Them packed the paradise.
And as the parking lot which it establishes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:56 AM

Improve crew

All that it will belong in your improve crew
and the ocean me which come in you of battle, my boy,
it will talk child land reduction, will be the Somerville which is his name inside the Nottingham boat
and in the courage which talks, him, that his role which it does it will sleep like this and it controlled.

When we put in the Spithead, from Twas boy June 8th my,
that place inside the boat order and weight our anchor which is a month l thing hazard the hazard guard,
our orders the coast of Northern Ireland which comes, under cruising which runs like this,
conversation the enemy who is peerless to head hazard us not to refuse.

Before the boat which we watch us in the ocean many length what kind of it does not navigate
it will be France which is lofty to be and her, we who come like this
widely in direction lower part will call in the sound which is big her of France,
from where we will come my boy, from our answer backs which it asks and, London is our names from Riverpool.

If Ohio the what kind of man of your warfare which is intends, or, is what and you it intends?
Ohio that time our reduction it will reply, when that your British color which means that you will see quickly it will hit and come,
it will not be like that and it spreads out because you a thing which it will bring are hard
like this, will decrease at the outside which it spreads out and it will not be like that and we to be extensive and sink.

The first broadside where we in order to wonder them to them the n which it will make, give.
The taste t which them is a E and them Sag it acts with thunder it will take in lower part and kek
it will take and sound difficulty we from the quarters kek them them,
them compared to above it will can stay and our gun which is not not to be made
and us positively positively it roared British playing in them who are visible us.

That boat where we burn like this now, my boy, in us shoes speed all
there is a wind which is fair us the pulley me su it navigated to the city,
when the heaven examines was kind like this, us are healthy in our reduction,
and in him will drink all like that improve soul we from the bowl which flows to roll up and,
highland Anh, it is assuredly, the rear end to draw out.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:01 AM

The POP goes Jog swallow.

It is round and ' in the circumference of the forgery sleeping bench '.
The monkey pursed Jog swallow.
The monkey ' all thought the 쳌etwas inside fun.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Disappointment sun grass hazard whey in.
Needle hazard phey nil.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

2 pens so green onion fortune of rice tub anti-.
Green onion fortune of molasses tub anti-.
It comfort it will mix and and ten:00 bedspreads.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

London it came back and it went.
Eagle wild Rag day Rag.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Me there is not an hour and a pine tree, which argue.
Me there is not an hour when it tempts in sweet talk.
Height so it does quickly it will carry and that time me it goes.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:06 AM

Ale of Jones's

3 cheerful companions
came the hill together, it was.
The hill came together
the cheerful crew is formed.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so when the beer of the Sherry liquor
and the pint of bottle Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy it ordered those.

And they were those first number tinkers,
he was not small ale drinker.
He was pleasant beer drinker
in this cheerful crew.
And all he calculated the pint of the best ale
in order to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition.
In order all to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy
when Jones's ale is new.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so they when Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy ordered the beer of the Sherry liquor and their pints of bottle.

(Chorus of mutual difference: When)

the daughter of the landlord, her, and entering,
we kissed to the cheek of those rose colors for the second time.
We to sit down completely, then you sing.
When Jones's ale is new,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy.

And enters the soldier
who has that flintlock with next door was that shoulder,
because rather than he pulling every one, being bold,
the step which is longer than that it is not possible to be flat.
You swore that as for him all people being,
should use pound those should handle the hand everything.
Then he ' drinks pleasant well circle healths completely,

enters with next door with the fire him himself dyer
which sits down ' that craving which forms the cause cheerful crew.
And the woman master the smokestack corner is his himself place straightly to that surface,
he makes his himself surface sit down there,
the fact that it can dye was called to him

and enters with next door the stone carpenter.
That necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
Because the cheerful crew is formed that necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
So, he throws that old hammer vis-a-vis the wall,
the church and the chapel, because as for that it should make the work for the stone carpenter being entirely,
as for the end which enters are the hat house and the fact that it falls,

is not the fat quality person was desired.
The person it cannot do fat quality and to make the cheerful crew.
When the daughter of the woman master, her entering,
he her twixt nose and the jaw, and rolling kissed to the pint of beer which comes


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:21 AM

In raft inside chicken

officer thread drinkin captain ' position,
U in yo and raft chicken!
I ' do not avoid the knockin, but me, inside the goin'!
U in yo and raft chicken!
It iron lever laughin ',
U chicken elegy will come to the yo
and the raft, theyn the place!
He is in me lookin' comedy cut again,!
U in yo and raft chicken!

cho:
In the next Dabtoes and the aftertaste dustman and the raft from
Sittin' that place frightful spectacle a'pickin' what will see,
Monday in the chicken in morning the raft,
in Ohio the chicken! Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!
Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!

In me it gives the too much center and f five r Un five all,
now me, 'whalin' it is a pullin great ambition.
The sea gull wheelin' above the head
and the Ioughter or is a family featherbed inside,!

Me the little girl, became her laughing-stock
inside the Donny-B to be.
Her heart the pusser's sya we,
inside the quarters of hour was hot in the cold and it ran and together it was,!

We Goodbye height su do in the midnight bus,
her Anh isn't she or her first that thing flesh which it loves,
or is different only the cuckoo under being impatient
the highland isn't, does happen inside the man nest?

She went out but and in order to think her the thing
her child it was inside 2 and 3,
she received the sisters inside the Maryhill
and only, the cancer Oh the z all girl talked the inside the Dumfries and it lived,!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:46 AM

Clean boy FLOYD. (Ligneous Guthrie)

Circle the gather illegitimate child offering/accompanying, which comes, the story which I say. Clean boy Floyd,