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Fun With Mangled Lyrics

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 10:07 AM

Glendalough disciple. Spanish dervish Behan.

Is occupied by the old disciple in Glendalough.
Enables to have the fame for his academic society and reverent.
His way is curious and is classically elegant.
And he regards as has the disparity girl.

Fol de rol deceives all day,
fol de rol deceives the old person with youthful attitudes.
Fol de rol deceives all day,
fol de rol deceives the old person with youthful attitudes.

He likes studying.
When he possibly has his desire.
He liked his hanger throwing.
In all fries.

Well evening he landed the trout.
He landed a very big trout, gentleman.
When from way Kathleen.
Comes to see that my old member is a gentleman.

" Then, leaves our type, " The disciple said. "
Regarding me is a great reverent person.
And I have politeness I wouldn't, it쳌fs infected.
Not through mix with feminine society." ,

But complete gambling stake she wouldn' t submits.
And, when he has the family his rockery garden.
His the old cock being high and sighed with wiping.
Then, he has given a pitiful biological vibration.

And I wished police to seize him.
Threw her right regarding him to enter the lake.
And she was pasted on the bottom

Passes on a message from that unusual day.
The Kathleen ghost can see in the river.
And the disciple has not raised his hand.
Has died regarding him of this correct fever.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:44 AM

"And you can say without doubt Rafaerujerarudodouzu Zoffanies
    Aristophanes the chorus of the concert, there I know!'

Easy for you to say!! 8-)


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:29 AM

Bridges is my model is very modern.
What is the play
Gilbert and Sullivan.

    Bridges really modern, and I'm Model
    I, the information vegetable, animal, mineral
    I'm the king of England, I know off the historic battle
    Make sure the water in the marathon.
    I know better than math materials
    I understand the simple equation quadratical
    I-O is the binomial theorem about the news "you live
    facts about many of the hypotenuse square gloom.

    I have very good integration.
    Animalculous know the name of science:
    Vegetables, animals and minerals of the problem, namely
    Bridges is my model is very modern.


    The King Arthur myth and Kara, I'm history that I know of.
    Answer hard acrostics, experience'm quite bhfrithchosúlacht
    Heliogabalus, provide in criminal elegiacs
    Connick is a feature I parabolous floor.
    And you can say without doubt Rafaerujerarudodouzu Zoffanies
    Aristophanes the chorus of the concert, there I know!
    Then, I heard in court before the fugue of music you can Hum
    Apron sink with the devil every sound of the whistle.

    So I wrote wedge-shaped bill allows washing Babylonian
    I was not equal, the data please let us know your Caractacus:
    Vegetables, animals and minerals of the problem, namely
    Bridges is my model is very modern.


    In fact, I "I", and the bulwark "'that are important to obtain prior mamelon
    Rifles, rifles Mauser, the scene literally, but
    Currently, flights and wondering what I want to be more aireach
    And I know what exactly the Commission
    What happens before the modern gun, the learning
    I know the tactics, rather than the monastic novice
    The strategy will encourage retail elements -
    Commander Guy is not a better seat.

    Instead of military information, I am brave adventury
    You made on stage at the beginning of the twentieth century.
    However, the problem of vegetable, animal or mineral,
    Bridges is my model is very modern.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 08:35 AM

Are you this lonely evening? Turkish Roy and Lou factotum 1926.

Are you this lonely evening?
Me you miss this evening?
Then we are sadly separately deprived?
Of your memory; eager to on a sunny day more clearly.
If you me and you embraces; called; Loves?

Appear rest naked emptiness in your living room.
And? The tail confirms you for with your threshold and me?
Their heart is filled with the pain, I will again return?
The best tell your softies this evening lonely?

J' intrigued are or you쳌f; the lonely RH this evening.
IT weak from squelch queue' one that of the worlds a stage said.
And everyone must play a role.
The fate has me this in l' had; Loves you plays as my love.

L' Action was us s' is at this time met me.
By you with the first view held.
THEY have so much reasonably your line and n' read.
Then come l' never missed a guideline.
Action two appeared to change itself and you strangely acted.
And why as l never wet it.

The honey held you at this time lied you said by me you.
And I n' a cause had doubt you.
But I쳌f; D hears rather further it lunges.
Then you live on.
Now the stage is naked, and I am there.
With the round emptiness it.

And if you will not return to me.
To let it sink on the curtain.
Their heart is filled with the pain, I will again return?
The best tell your softies this evening lonely?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Sassyschoolmarm
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 06:57 AM

Hehehehe

Hotel California

Warm smell of colitis up in the air

My head grew heavy and my eyes were wet

They bite with their knives of steel
But they can not simply kill the animal

The last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to return the course to find
At the point where I was before
"Relax," said the man at night
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check out is always possible
But you can never leave! "

Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen

The fall and major lift minor
The king composing Hallelujah confused

Well, maybe there is a God above
But everything I learned to love
War, like someone pulled YA would derive
And this is not a cry is heard, you at night
This is not someone who has seen the light
It is a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 06:25 AM

I' M there is HENERY 8th, I. Malay and Weston.

Don' as for t who you' you have known whether; Re-see;
Now look at me! 쳌eThey bit off me knob, you know!
Looked again; now examines me and my lump's position,
I am, belongs to the emperor's clan.
I' How it occurred, you inform all; I got married with widow Burch.
And I when I walked restlessly from the church was the English king.
쳌gOf the thing which outside the people was begun and shouts; Buttocks, hooray!
쳌gAforementioned I " Your knee, it' Profit do;
The coronation day of s! "

Chorus.
I' m there is Henery 8th, I!
As for Henery 8th, me, there is I, it is!
I got married to the being placed next of the widow.
She' you have gotten married s 7 time ago.
And each one was Henery.
Her wouldn쳌ft' There is urine or a sum in it.
I' m her 8th old person showed Henery. There is Henery 8th I!

I the Cumberland duke left the pub of town.
Directly, 1-2 vagabonds I had delayed the crown.
I sat down Carmen thinking of their monopolized ones in the bucket.
I was put with the throne with my subject you surrounding.
Person of pot, proverb and 쳌gIt came;
Sleeping in the house continue!쳌h
Aforementioned I " This time another word and off'
Say; all goes your head!쳌h

This time, being wax workmanship exhibition a little before.
The beautiful show where I made between the kings,
me it was sat down.
In well old Elizabeth queen one world,
쳌gYou shouted; Wotcher Rizzo!
쳌gWhile the people pierced my rib,
saying, " I this is who, think in doubt!
쳌gAs for one,쳌h You said; It' Peace of St. Charley! "
I then obtained the nail.
I shout, 쳌gDemonstrates your ignorance!쳌h
Equally waxy looks like you to like.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:33 PM

The Tipputouchurippu
(Arudyubin / blur Qiao)

The Windows Time, Windows client, this is ......
Tiptoe through the tulips are coming!

..... The end of the shadow of the willow fingers
Tiptoe tulips with me!


Knee deep in flowers, we have adopted an excuse shower.
When you kiss, at any time, can lead to the garden or allow?

Tiptoe through the tulips are coming!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:18 PM

All boys and girls who are my age
Francois Resistance

All men and women my age
Walking the streets of
All men and women my age
I know this means happy

Hand-eye and hand-eye
They are in love, and worry about tomorrow, not walk
Yes, but I am alone in the street, on pain of soul
Yes, because nobody loves me, but I'm going to go alone

My days my nights
The same in all respects
But to be unhappy at the whole issue
Not a whisper: "I know you," I love my ears

All men and women my age
Do you have plans for the future
All men and women my age
I very well know what it means that

Hand-eye and hand-eye
They are in love, and worry about tomorrow, not walk
Yes, but I am alone in the street, on pain of soul
Yes, because nobody loves me, but I'm going to go alone

My days my nights
The same in all respects
But to be unhappy at the whole issue
Oh, the sun will shine me?

Boys and girls my age
Soon reached the corner of my love?
Boys and girls my age
I do not know that one day,

Hand in hand, his eyes and the eyes of Office Automation
I was very happy to not worry about tomorrow
Arthritis Today, I will suffer all the soul
Arthritis of the day, I need to find someone to love


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:02 PM

I'm a cat and mouse, and bats, I
GNU Naneun the kangaroos, and does not
I'm not loose, goose, deer or not,
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

I have cattle and nutrition, or plant, I do not
I, or hake, or that snakes do not dry keureul
I have fleas, I chimpanzee or not
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, in 92 deep-fried or boiled,
Slick chick I dig that you
Lamb or lamb I'm not quiet, so
I'm a pig frogs and dogs, not
I hop a bus or a number potomus
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, in 92 deep-fried or boiled,
Slick chick, I dig that you
I was pregnant and random access memory or non-oyster
I'm a pig and dogs and frogs, it is not
I am not a bus, let
I have a mole and I live in a hole.
I have a mole and I live in a hole.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM

One, 2 and 3 o' Clock and 4 o' Clock and stone.
5, 6 and 7 o' Clock and 8 o' Clock and stone.
9, 10 and 11 o' Clock and 12 o' Clock and stone.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
Put in place the rag being cut off where you are delightful,
how connect my?

We' When the clock strikes one, when being pleasant, you pass ll.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the clock strikes two, three and four.
Band we' If it decelerates; the scream of all because many.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the chime sounds five, six and seven.
We' all is the right with the best heaven.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

It' Time; in s a little more than 8, 9, 10 and 11.
I' As for all going' so it is; Forcing so.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the clock strikes 12, we' as for all then it cools.
Rocking' Begin; Not to go to bed for the second time.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 12:48 AM

Ya know, it would really help if the original English-lyric song were identified adjacent to these mangled 'translations'.   Half the time I have no clue what the actual lyrics or title may be.
It would be a lot funnier to me if I could see just how distorted the 'translations" are.

G


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 08:11 AM

Buys the broom long broom.

If you want the long broom to sweep clear your house.
Comes to see my young girl, you will have your choice.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

Penny long broom, plank ranger.
If you will not buy, I'll hatch them in mine behind.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If I have a horse, I will have a cart.
If I have a wife, she will adopt my part.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

Has me, but the wife, I cared that whose doesn't have her is.
If she is the woman, that' enough s I.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is healthy, then I'll think that it is correct.
If that she is ugly, what쳌fs possibility in evening?

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If she likes the whereabouts cake, she and I쳌fd agreed.
If her didn쳌ft쳌ft likes, thereare many I.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is fruitful, then I쳌fd reveal it fairly.
If that she is barren, compares major general is my care.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is young, how will be happy I will be.
If that she is old, will be quicker she to die.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 12:37 AM

For mangled lyrics, you can't beat this one:

"So gets out of bed for a number two." (from Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy)

LOL


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 10:21 AM

AZE or CAT ARLE. Leon Rosselson, Roy hemp cloth reason etc. etc. Frankie cancers [us] [thus] long.

On front of this, bondage doomed'?
Oh-oh! Ocean mistaken.
The head sees puts, young lady to boil the ling see.
On front of this, bondage doomed'?

Oh-oh! Ocean mistaken.
The head sees puts, young lady to boil the ling see.
Says hello o young twain.
Says hello o young twain.
Inside me dad.
Inside me dad it reveals young twain lo in me.
Says hello of young twain.
Inside me dad. Inside me dad.

Broodier taw Oh-oh! They are epic where says.
Ay sees the ling sees boils to see.
In compliance with the head which measures at span innumerable difficulties.
Broodier taw Oh-oh! They are epic where says.
Ay meets the span above the very sees, boils see the ling.

We us acquire do not give in case from the jail.
For the freedom where we go existentialist.

Heavy shipment, heavy shipment.
And to have and the real force go.

Us children l' Authorization? Africa.
For the freedom where we go existentialist.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 08:17 AM

The other woman did and applied inferiority but, it was the mark.

The other woman did and applied inferiority but, it was the mark.
Abundant possession man' domestic animal; the whim of s.
Resident in other things the other woman, then the other woman who the other remainder is done first.
Resident in she' Resident in s lost the mark of the other woman before the name letter.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?

Then as for other woman in London leaving blacks.
For the sake of in order the mark blotch of the other woman and to hide.
The wealth possession harmony over there collection the mark other woman who meets already in the powerful person the person.
Resident in and the other woman before the lost the name letter of the other woman, the re-next.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?

England couple be low to other than institute.
Gathering coo because resident in law under crime line.
Other than under domestic animal of resident in inferior feeling.
As for the going food rib to the mark which you walk transit.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 01:42 PM

Refresh. This thread was causing some browsers problems, but I think I have it fixed. If it's still troublesome, please let me know.
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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:20 AM

Harp, and every room in the Tara

Harp, Tara Hall, a Soul music is now pumped
As Cod dam wall as if his soul had fled.
So, what day of the ancient basin
Rishidasu glory, so emotional,
Very heart of every heartbeat,
More information about the pulse of now, I think.

No head, women's life, from Harp,
Add the cod: code yourself, rest at night.
Tells the story of the destruction.
Now wake up and free of charge,
Beat just can not.
When broken the heart of some of Indignant,
And but see, he lived.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:12 AM

The country is still far from
When the young hero of the country is facing
Habib is near, and sighed, a;
But, again, to cool
From the point of view, or cry,
His grave is on your mind.

Singing Wildlife
Her love for the plains of Origin
Ev'ry waking her love - intellectual
Ah! I think they are smaller
What seems to Delicious
How the heart of the singer
Broken.

He lives with his love
He died in his country
They say that life
Is it nested -
And can quickly reach tears
His country, and dry
His love too long
Keep your back.

Oh! Look at her grave:
Where the rest of the sun,
If tomorrow, and the glorious promises;
It is a beautiful area O'er, and excellence in all
As a smile on the West
Hollywood
The island of grief.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 08:41 AM

English to Chinese and back again.

I hope that I am in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, and to avoid, evade, avoid, Dixieland. In Dixieland I was born in the early morning of a cold, avoid, avoid, avoid, Dixieland. Then, I hope I am in the South, left, disappeared in Dixieland I would like my position, life and death in the South, to leave, leave, leave the southern part of the South.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 06:35 AM

Must be due to gout and is a dream. Felicia & Bordeaux Bryant 1958

Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Will go out and when wanting you from the arm.
Will go out and when the whole wanting your and your charm.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.

Will go out and when feeling blue from night.
And you is hard in me and does the necessity which catches.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam.

I your lip of the wine which tastes mine in you.
Always night or one.
Only trouble, they are gee whiz.
I' m dreaming' Far life.

The possibility I dying there is I and to be like that you in necessity.
Loves to be like this and so to do.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam.

I your lip of the wine which tastes mine in you.
Always night or one.
Only trouble, they are gee whiz.
I' m dreaming' Far life.
The possibility I dying there is I and to be like that you in necessity.
Loves to be like this and so to do.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.

Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 04:03 AM

Black is the colour my genuine love hair ,
Her lips are like certain rose upright ,
He has the sweetening smile,and the mild hand ,
Again I love the land where at he standstill

I love my love,and well he know ,
I love the land where aire he goes ,
I Bigeye tuna sixth sign of Chinese zodiac the sun self-styled rather cactus
When he again I coup d'etat rondo be as one

I Go attached to the Clyde again moan again sobbing ,
Ffor satisfied I ner good be ,
I artist her atto- letter,just atto- faint short speech ,
Again I feel pain death atto- thousand 8
[ repeater toe first verse :^)]


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 09:32 AM

Bailey's Engine Indulgent

Bailey indulged in the engine,
It is always necessary repairs,
And, according to Power,
She is 4 miles per hour

The red area of the enemy?
Very interesting sight before jerk suitor this?

Gower night's dream run
She was 20 miles per hour-
Russia is part whistled through her,
Surprised her half of the country.

Her second-indulgent Mountain-hand,
He was magnificent, and her dodo,
Her case, the driver of crude oil to go!
Friends, she almost burst her to the boiler.

Rena Bailey's brother indulgent,
Her life is chilblain-
She is like this and we try to make the stockings.
However, her food is really surprising.

Bailey's brother Rupert indulgent
Participated in the stand-off half - Newport
Llanelli when you play against,
Anyone can ship to which children.

Daughter Bailey is flattering,
She is a case somebody outer-
The reason is quite beyond her.
However, graphically, with the veil bon appétit.

Guns, indulgent Bailey, Wexford
Admission to pass.
However, he saw it, pretty bars,
And he never left the place.

Oh, it's one heart - rending
He indulged in a small engine to drive,
He has tunnel bloomin afraid,
Prone Shapiro Trinidad.

Bailey spoil a small engine,
He also could not bugle.
But the steam higher
He fire with water.

Yes, he is dead, indulgent Bailey,
And those tubes to him,
But, yeah, that they have a knock-
Bailey spoil the unique jokes.

Now, he was the devil,
However, he was the same rod-run
To set one's
Barford ham at the top.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:39 AM

Distinguishes the phantom Woogie bugle boy.

[The Tang ray, Prince Hughie 1941 year]


He is from an old Chicago way renowned loudspeaker person.
He has the recognition phantom style, which nobody possibly plays.
He is the top person in his craft.
On the other hand, when his digit comes out.
And he goes drink the rough draft.
He's in present armies, he쳌fs a-blowing.
So gets out of bed for a number two.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

They cause him to play his Uncle Sam bugle.
It reduced him truly, because of his couldn쳌ft' t jam.
Captain as if understood.
As a result of next day Cap' Exited, and has drafted the belt.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
And the company jumps now.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

Blows, blows deceives Eve and Ada to blow.
He blows its eight pair of bars - in the recognition phantom rhythm.
His can' t moves the note, only if bass and guitar.
Is playing' Uses ' He.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He causes the company to jump.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

He is the company B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.
And, when he plays distinguishes the phantom woogie bugle.
He' s equally busy achievement buzz bee.
And, when he uses it.
He causes the company to jump and eight arrive at the bar.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

The loudspeaker loudspeaker loudspeaker.
The loudspeaker deceives Eve and Adam.
To blow deceives Eve and Adam, the loudspeaker loudspeaker.
He blows its eight pair of bars.
His can' t moves the note.
If bass and guitar isn't With ' TeeHee.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He jumps with the company.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

He invests the boy and the recognition phantom sleeps every night.
And wakes they in early the bright identical way.
They pat their hand, and seals their foot.
Because they knew how he does use.
When somebody strikes him.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He truly destroys it.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dad.

When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He jumps with the company.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 10:04 AM

O McCartney, McCartney (Water Supply)

Water can not be real Poke period,
Should wings to fly,
Oh, and access to some small boats,
And I really love my work

Another day in the field (a) - under
A - both gay men well, collecting flowers,
A - both red and blue flowers of this assembly,
I can think a little love.

I am a little soft seasoned real Bush,
Beautiful flowers and kept thinking,
I stick my finger bone of a young man,
Left alone, produces more flowers.

I am against any farmer Gangback Yangoak,
It is thought in wood,
But first, and then break that curve,
My love for me to do so to prove false.

Ships sailing on the sea,
It expressed deep depth to suit Read,
But I fell in love so deep,
I do not care whether Walter before.

Where planted love, I'm there, and growth,
It is like a flower growing roses
It was sweet fragrances and happy
Pseudopod of flowers on the ground, you excel.

Many of liberalization should I do, or, go free,
People who do not love me, love my hands?
Why I play such a part childhood
Loves the boy and breaking my heart?

Oh, love, love is handsome and fine,
It was true love, involvement
Previous growth grew colder,
Fade away like the morning dew.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 08:19 AM

THE HORSEMEN IN TOWN SKY. (Stan van Jones, 1949)


Old pork the cow it has it goes it leaves sombre and the gusty day.
In the frame in the proportion deploys raised tail.
As it has passed its stookos.
While the system of immediately full-blooded.
Lacquered rood-eyed cows that it has seen.
A - ploughing'? ;
From sordid hemline, and raises is covered in the characterizations.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi.
The ghost system which coats with lacquer in town then sky.


Have their marks been found still in l'?
Have the fire and their duty become d'? Steel.
Them was in the fat black montage.
And their brilliant boiling hot breathing has it can him it feels.
The bolt of fear has goes.
From to the proportion Tay toes Bronte's ear from the sky.
For it has seen the horsemen coming'? ;
He is powerful.
And Tay toes has heard 4tre in the bereavement it shouts.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.

Their contracting parts s'?
It supports, their eyes it was soiled.
And the jackets he was all time then complete.
They'? ;
Re riding'? ;
This system lacquered, but these ain'? ;
So that it includes intensely? '? ;
They have included the tea?
Me Jesus'?
Up to there. '? ;
The cause for they'? ;
They have acquired queue'?
Has goes to the cover via for always in this number in town sky.
Is the horses snorting'? ;
L'? Fire; in the proportion Tay toes it hears goes then their cry.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.

In the proportion the horsemen of them markets.
In the big steps from Tay toes have heard.
They are anachronous and merits the name?
If you want to keep your Ahmed'?
Does the hell have - riding'? ;
Into our n number.
Later this, it changes four fjords'?
Hugh Kaolin M.P., oil your ways or you will go with us.
A - tryin'? ;
For devil'? ;
Include? The s system
Lacquered from them inexperienced skies.쳌h
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 03:51 AM

Youth
(Sir John Bateman)

Gas Institute,
Blazing but Gym,
The man was running, X-metal,
Girl, singing a hymn,
Web when men kayak put end lorry
Captain Webb, an international,
Along Canal old boy swimming.
That is made of brick rolls,

Along the pool, swimming along
Swimming in Mayfair,
The bank paid Dawley
When you go to heaven.

The intelligence of the sun low on the railway line
The pile of bricks, the window on
International houses' return,
When I saw the spirit, mutate Quebec,
Quebec banzai, iota frumpish,
Come together for bathing suit with Gravy
Meeting Saturday night.

Drip, drip,
Religious Community Hall;
The increased and continued framework Gravy
Which faded on the outer surface of the wall.

No one Oakengates
This is because there is no fairy tale,
Iron over the valley,
And - the tour Coalbrookdale,
It said the man was also an international website
Captain Webb, an international,
Static and dead rose from an old canal
That is made of brick rolls,

Dead and rigid, harsh and dead,
Meeting on Saturday,
The bank paid Dawley
A point on his way home.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:54 AM

SHOTS WHAT HAS?

Shots that have with purged Wallace.
The shots, West Ham have frequent main of the Bruce.
Welcome to your bloody bed. Odour to the victory.
The kept day and the kept hour.

For lout to fight they see the energy proud Eduardo of the approach.
Chains and the slavery.
What traitor-Angles tilt-die note would be?
What it is that can fill sepulchre with laugh?

Which base SAE as well as slave?
Delayed Objectives and he himself.
That which type of king and the law of the TIR country.
The Rapier of the freedom signs strong.

The free entablature of the man or before the man falls.
I can be followed.
Effort and the pain of oppression s!
For your conductions in that chains servile!

We will empty our dip spend doses veins.
But they are free!
Breed the proud inferior part of the Usurpers!
Tyrants the case in each enemy!
Freedom in each battle! - Or cubes make!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:34 AM

Incy wincy spiders, it boiled the flow which increases.
The atrophy does not come and non- it washes the spider! where
The sun came out stopping as each rain this,
incy in order again to flow even wincy spiders it rose.



There was an old person
It lives from the low shoes
Her there are many children
She in order description below did not know what.
It gives the some broth to them consequently,
The what kind of bread without
After that them respectively the skin which is healthy
If, it sends them to the bed.



To sing this song performances,
Pocket enough Rye,
Kurodori 4 feathers and feather 20
It burned the pie.
When you open the cake,
The birds began singing.
Nothing lovely plate
To make the former King?

It is in this regard King SAB
Expect your money.
Sauna Queen
Eating bread and honey.
Maids in the Garden
Through clothing when
When kurodori came,
The bill is selected, separated from her nose!


Tommy kip payees
Wrong song do in the dinner,
Flexibility that why
But the basic brown?
Him it economizes the method which it does not know
The what kind of knife without?
Him it gets married the method which it does not know
The what kind of wife without?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:40 AM

THE SISTER CLOCKS MARY.

The words, the counterfeiter of Douglas fir.
The music, A. Emmett Adam.
New York: The contactors Moons, Hopwood & the crew, Ltd. © the 1917.

Clocks of the gestures ten holy Mary to eventide.
I, at your page more grunters will call to come.
And in valley, in the noise of overseas.
Me sweet you me will expect to wait.

CHOIR.

The clocks of the holy Mary ah! They to call want.
The recent love, the true love of overseas coming.
And so much mine expensively, if red the cases page through.
The dear clocks will ring me from you and from the bells, for.

With Port i.e. the St Mary, which I wait will/them also.
Into their tender marriage clothes with its volumes of blue.
In the church of the sisters Mary.
The geese guess ten voices will sing.
For you and me, improves, ring the marriage clocks.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 06:21 AM

Apple sinew and lemons.

Apple sinew and lemons.
Say the bells of Saint Lenient.
You are me five farthings chargeable.
Say the bells of Saint Martins.

When you will me pay?
Say the bells of old blockhouse wall.
When I grow richly.
Say the bells of the ditch of the coast.

When will that be?
Say the needy clock of step.
I am not certainly I the sweet.
The large bell says at arc.

Here a candle comes switch on you to bed.
Here your head it falls and the contact breaker.
Which is to cut small, comes.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 04:37 AM

ST. Bell of maul [li]
Word, it is more wrong [su] Furber. Music, A. Emmett Adam [su].
New York: Ascherberg, stock company of Hopwood & great ambitions © 1917.

1. In feeling maze fortune eventide bell of saint maul [li]
Will love me, in order to you side unyielding spirit will call;
And at outside from sound of ocean from valley,
I will know and [iss], you, to be like that and the point wait it waited me.

Singing together: Bell of saint maul [li], Oh-oh!! Them are calling the thing the wild [u] ten:00 five
Young love, the truth one love which comes from the ocean;
It does so and when the deep-red leaf falls, me it loves,
The love kind hazard you, is at the ring and that outside to become roundly at the outside.

2. St. I you or with that place will wait in the entrance of maul [li]
Has it ribbon of my/your, blues from the wedding dress which is soft.
St. The sweet voice song will do from the church of maul [li].
Hazard you and me, most it was valuable, the [wey] [ting] the bell became roundly.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 10:07 AM

The NETWORK PLOWS INCREASED.

Chore.

The network rose of the Estonian of that the dance with yonder guards grows.
And you with the team쳌fs lilies honest event one had been worth the valley.
Teams if you, who run of Boyne, evacuate the toilets.
My roles of the sprits eleven ploughs you then any honestly.

It eats you concerning the hills, my lass Irish nice.
You eat relating to the hills you your darling.
Trans pierces you choose, roles, and I쳌fll make the oath.
And I쳌fll is for always your truth swindles you. '

Twas demoralized Killarney ' the S the wood of that us green was mislaid.
And the moon and stiff them.
The moon glands tee is the rays closed you to him.
Delicious event been worth applied you to him.
And it swore she쳌fd for always my roles are to you.

They its the separation of this my you them breads will not be.
Them its the objection a mine been worth to you.
His thing distorts one been worth is not confined already my Irish lass nice.
My organ that it is cutting off forever.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:19 AM

Bender blue.

The green onion is, the bender,
presumption it buys,
Bender green,
It goes out and wages one time,
presumption it buys,
You is a queen.

Bender green,
presumption it buys,
Bender blue,
You presumption must love me whom it buys
In order to love.

On the bottom of the valley,
presumption it buys,
Grow the flower in the place,
Dawns, presumption the song grudge
which it buys all
The angle it will decrease from.

What kind of location it is young,
fraud it buys,
Bay Najin maid,
It develops at the bottom,
fraud it buys,
In lower part of shadow.

That place them do
presumption it buys,
Kiss and court of justice.
Everyday fine,
presumption it buys,
It will make sports.

I this presumption of them it buys,
listened the fact that it will reveal
Goes out about under getting near in order to come
You and I presumption it buys,
May deceives together.

That type of fraud and fraud
About from while committing a fraud,
You, presumption it buys, will love
My first dog

You and I presumption it buys,
Each one,
We, presumption it buys, will deceive
It was more serious.

The green onion is, the bender,
presumption it buys,
Bender green,
Me wages, presumption it will buy, and
You must be the queen.

Bender green, presumption it buys,
Bender blue,
You must love my presumption it buys,
In order to love.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 08:19 AM

The SHINING YOUNGSTER Of the CABIN.

He is of a pretty female, data that will understand.
Her brain was placed rambling in a foreigner ground.
It has ' in a s of clothes it was equipped.
And she appeared courageous.'
E has with a captain compels, to serve one year.

It puts it that it is of the captain to the edge.
In the great joy is seemed.
To think that the captain compelled a youngster.
Of similar shining cabin.
E it time that canine e hugged, and it hobbled.
Zoo had = to the toy piece.
But ' twas if captain must with effect be known.
Come private knowing of the youngster of shining cabin.'

Its faces were already it, as frozen its was it hat-krill.
It does not consider frequent that the Marine above.
Mentioned rats and as riparian.
But the cake that eats of the captain its colour destroys well them.
E swelled of a Nell beauty, cuts the youngster of shining cabin.

As for the vacant of the Biscay our courageous ship gap flogging.
Between the Marine, a terrible series harms coming.
It do grin hole of it hammocks for its destroyed rest.
The youngster of shining cabin had complained of it aches.

Better doctor, the cabin youngster has my time to it came cried.
Is the doctor and made I must die that certainly me.
The doctor was of it already could, a-glim latch end pet.
Because for a cabin youngster one rap aria or wires could think.

Now that, if the Marine they to understand the favour.
Who had started to join.
The child does not belong to nobody ours, jeer solemnly.
E puts it the joy to the captain has me.
Mine desires says better them."
Because it or to be you, or train the shining youngsters of cabin.""

The plate each one of the risky comrades and to drink us.
Go the success to the commerce.
E equally to the cabin youngster that nor the man nor rap aria was.
E if the wars had another time to increase to destroy our Marine.
Very good, here hopes the more massive elephants.
Outstandingly talented youngster of shining cabin.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: llareggyb (inactive)
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:24 PM

This very easily becomes addicting -- I will restrict myself to two familiar lines re-rendered via German, which oddly enough come out sounding not German at all but more like a fortune-cookie proverb:

Pleasure of love takes only one moment:
Unfortunate affair of love lasts all life.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 10:16 AM

llareggyb,

I just translated your reversed name into Cymraeg then back to English, I got 'Buggerall!'


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:28 AM

Abdullah Sulfur Sleeping Name Them

The son of the prophet man talked bravery dismissal,
Positively special was fear.
But I encourage in me who talk each angle of the man
Abdullah sulfur sleeping name them.

When in south own house sending an encouragement in necessity,
What kind of collaboration or violent depth.
The fortress rainstorm or rhenium doubt it is legitimate and it shouts and
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

This son of the desert which is to combatant effect
20 men is an overflow possibility of dividing.
Clear mind at the time of the creature which is terrible or the hospital
The patriarch Abdullah who has them.

In compliance with the warrior reputation and the father who become known
That fought from Caesar ranks.
It was a man of the thing name which these people the company it does but most
Ivan from skavinsky skivar.

Irving pited, or, that divides the swimming pool poker it talked
Machinery and tools and Spain other.
Actually positive the butter of group Maskovic
Ivan was skavinsky skivar.

All ladies love will be wrong the some competitor
There is not a possibility all of drinking them in the lower part of the stick.
It comes and or that place tank is anyone will arrange
Ivan skavinsky skivar.

The russia bear gun where the 1st day talks
He pursed and position he talked the U.N. most which it kidnaps.
The center Dis toes of the city is thin
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

“It is youngâ€쳌 the something to say “newspaper you life was no charge quite and it grew
In order to end you career to go out it was keen?
The unit only bad infidels you Dis where it will step on with the tiptoe was knowing the thing
With them Abdullah sulfur whom it has it sleeps. “

“Even capture the sunshine and you it sees last in Brooke,
And send the regret to Caesar.
This goes out and the thing in order to die it was going it means
Ivan Sea skavinsky skivar. “

Ivan talked “you friend finally
You will be beneficial fears a some.
Ne'er you to revive them and not to repeat,
Abdullah Sea sulfur who have them it sleeps. “

This from mamalouk faces skibouk which talk that
“With Allahu Akbar " external needles.
Intention to kill the gold which does not decrease and it is for
Ivan hazard skavinsky skivar.

Them avoid, assault they overcome the mule
Them did and the company they spilled the blood of the many thing.
World-wide, rarely, the man who does not break a joke,
The food something to say initially in location.

All 'it fought that night in the lower part of light yellow month
Religious them came to be audible from far.
This comes and the variety is company one reputation,
skivar Abdel and Ivan.

For a long time with knife life extraction Abdel
Actually, shouts, “the joy which calls a song!â€쳌
Him as calmuck where it has that stratagem surprised and it sought and it put out,
Count down Ivan skavinsky skivar.

Sultan payments which are to the city of red flight range crested,
The victor forecast with the fact that it will call a song.
But he in order to listen a different breath jar now in order to approach just was stimulated in only him
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

From the spectacle which is his green onion also Caesar Petrovitch,
From when him which it combines it is new crested.
When exchanging the up-to-date line, the loach it arrives
Ivan skavinsky skivar.

Grave altitude of lap above Nanube which is a green onion in the place,
And 'from quality and space that place destruction
When “you being strange passing, hazard intend the spirit
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps. “

From which place from the black sun 1 dark night, darkness,
In order to spread out far the green onion which happens nearly and.
It the unit with nomination made almost after
Ivan from skavinsky skivar.

Maskovic where the virgin who has the color remains defends,
In lower part of light of Bali polar region star.
Her it is famous and it whispers and so them cry at any time
Ivan is skavinsky skivar.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:08 AM

Jerusalem.

The I the Blake which it holds it wants one ton Parry
it depends with the music where.

And ancient times hour it did that foot on hour internal.
The unit pole inside the shelf쳌fs mountain green which sprouts?
And the shoes person unit pole the which sprouts the new star.
Or you point indication.
The free pasture lake bears the young freely?
And shoes complexion.
Humour left ton it hill with the next light?
And Jerusalem which is complete the builded.
It dark is to be big between the demoniac shelves?

Or my bow which ignites brings the cloth or silk brocade inside.
Bring to ME my arrows OF the Irish.
In Ohio or inside the country mankind.
And process of 1 thing my grass field flesh bring.
Or inside bring my window!
The o the cloud which is being opened.
B suddenness my joint work it brings about.
The I of low of trillion from battle the dog wants.
In the spirit score.

A nation or state of emergency state of emergency.
National state of emergency state of emergency.
Is big and state of emergency state of emergency my knife sleep it.
On my hand internal which it does?
When until coming in, by the goods where Jerusalem escapes.
The internal unit pole you point indication things green.
And the country with sprouts.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: llareggyb (inactive)
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 08:31 AM

This one has moments of real beauty, I think:
============================

Digging in a cave in a ravine,
For a pit out,
A miner, forty more niner
And Klementine lived its daughter.

OH, my favourite, OH, my favourite,
OH, my sweet Klementine,
Lost and gone, terrible sad
Thou art always, Klementine.

Light was it and like a fee,
And it shoes was No. nine,
Herring boxes witout top sides sand,
As for Klementine were.

It drove Entlein to the water
To each morning straight with nine,
Gerodet of their toe after a fragment,
Fell into the foaming salt solution.

Carmine lips over the water,
Burning through gushes softly and finely,
But I was not unfortunately a float,
Therefore lost I mean Klementine.

There is a Kirchhof on the upward gradient,
In that the flowers grows and twine,
Waxes, fertilizes roses,
Under the posies from Clementine.

============================
I think "Carmine lips ... Burning through gushes softly and finely" is a great improvement on the original, and doubtless Professor Tolkien's Ents would be overjoyed to know that there were once again little Entlings in middle-earth.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 08:08 AM

Cart song
From the San Female Of This In Writing

Tteyng voice do, tteyng voice do, tteyng voice do
The cart gold
A bell sounds and the sound of the bell sound of the bell
Bell went
The vital, vital and dynamic
My nerves went
The broad way in which we
Huntington valleys danger

Check check, which does sound thoroughly check and check sound which can do quite well, check check , which is quite sound quite
Engine gold
Emphysema, Emphysema Emphysema
Brake gold
Blowing, blowing and blowing
My nerves went
The broad terms of the way we slide
Huntington Lakes threat

Dawned today,
Air projection with all the sweetness
Odor Mobile grapevines
The person is my tournament and Enchants
I tried low song thing
But ccik ccik good! Hate might not
In fact, I felt quite
Will talk but there is no possibility I

Noise, noise, noise
Buzzer gold
All times port
While the primary
My nerves went

We Fall broad manner in which we
Huntington in parks
We Fall broad manner in which we
Huntington in parks


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tony Patriarche
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 07:51 AM

Sometimes it doesn't even need a double translation to hit the hilarity-meter. Something prompted me a while ago to try Google's translator on what has to be about the simplest poem ever written in German, Goethe's Wanderers Nachtlied II. The translation was bumblingly awkward but reasonably accurate almost to the end, when (just wait!) suddenly Mr Spock got called to the bridge or something ...
Over all summits is rest;
In all treetops you hardly feel a breath:
The small birds are silent in the forest.
Control room only!
Balde rest you also.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 10:11 AM

Flare an h-Alban. John And Gus MacLewd.

O Flair an h-Alban.
Coin a chi sin.
A seer쳌fs loach.
A shears go beds 'son.
Am blear foeti is farouche.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end hatch aid.
Air chocolate Samoan?

Na conic than lunched.
'S than dullish Fog hair.
Mar brat air lard.
Am fearing faille.
Dan tug and seed due grade.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end chair.        
Air chocolate Samoan?


Than and each raid dainty.
Arch air did old a rheum I bitch.
Is faddish sin earlight?
Go blithe nark Rio graced a-rims.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end hatch aid.
Air chocolate Samoan.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 07:33 AM

Mameli Hymn
(The Italian National Anthem)

Brothers Italy
Italy raises s'è
Elmo of the scipio
LIFE s'è head.
Dove'è Victoria.
Porga the chioma;
That slavery Rome
Iddio created.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

We centuries
Stampings and derisi,
Because people do not Siam,
Because Siam costumes;
He collects only us
Science, speme;
The valve us together;
Already the hour.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

Join, and we love ourselves;
European and love
They reveal people
Methods for getlteman:
We vowed to make free
Natío land;
Uniting for God
Who to win can to us.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

From the Alps to Sicily
Wherever the Nienow
Uom Viroko each:
The cuor and hand.
Children Italy
Call balilla:
The Sun every squilla
Vespri the game.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

Son giunchi they weaken
Sold swords:
Already Aquila Austria
Pens lost.
Blood Italy
The Polish blood
Bevè with one cossak
Monica But it burned them
We ourselves to tighten coorte
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 11:37 AM

His Majesty the health of
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles
It is the confusion in his enemy
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles.
And they would not drink his health,
He I will also base, and it would help, and he knows it is not
No, but the rope attachment.
With the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles,
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 11:25 AM

It Stores The Queen Whom It Puts On

Us whom it puts on it stores the merciful queen,
For a long time the queen who us is noble lives,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!
Where Send her victory,
It is happy and it is glorious,
For a long time in us in control;
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where O our shoes which it gives it happens,
Sprinkle her enemy
And make the autumn in them;
Politics they soul east,
Break down the trick which them is cunning,
Our hopeful we repair in Thee,
Us all to except, Oh!

Thy choicest futures which are at the shop
Follow in her and be satisfied;
The log where she reigns for a long time it did not know;
She defended our law,
And give the cause to us until now
In order to do in heart and voice song,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where onee person is not from the ground,
The providence mercies which becomes known but be,
From the coast in the coast!
It saw the nation which it gives,
When is in case man sibling,
And form 1 name family,
It passes over and the world

From angle potentiality,
From the assassin blow,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!
Where O'er where her thine eight makes longer,
The pu the li it sprouted hazard defend the up box,
Our mother and sulfur thay it sleeps and the friend,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where it gives, the field marshal, wade, it presents,
Thy in compliance with the assistance which is mighty May,
The victory brings.
He the rapid stream sedition is quite together it is congested,
Defiant Scots will pulverize,
It stores the wages which puts on!


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 09:50 AM

Area of my fathers.

Area of the area of fathers of mine my affection.
Very honoured nut/mother troubadours.
Ignite themselves and set themselves in motion.
And hero at the hero at the proud price call.
For the liberty its energy source left the case.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my heart will be genuine.

Area of the mountains the parodies of the choir leader.
Who isolated abyss, as sky valleys.
Green he murmurs, from rock stray lung removed forest inundation.
Fire peat bog at the fancy and you accelerate the blood.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my language will be genuine.

For, even if wild foeman your balls depopulated.
The old Cymru speech cannot crush.
Our empty ace ' s poet at the quiet mandate.
Or banish the harp of your section.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my language will be genuine.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 05:11 AM

They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

I have likeable a small swing and a small piece of the land.
And a place of the aspect of the sea.
And one takes care of person.
Since I believe that nobody takes care towards.
He the annoying peace also destroyed enough.
Of lassie that lives to a city.
It shouts every day whereas it passes my way.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

CHOIRS.

They love his old group of pressure that is washed under idiot shines?
They love his old group of pressure that washes less?
It shouts every day whereas it passes my way.
They love his old group of pressure that washes less?

The other day the old pro Presario came around for its rent.
And I did not say any money to him that it had.
Aside from it was not equitably so that they request to me so that it pays.
Since the years were as much a piss jar of the evils.
It did not seem displeased to take his rent.
And sauced its old head with synergy' woman.
It says that I will take half - and at issue I with a laughter.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

Maintaining the boys of the city when they go flirt raja Sam.
They seem that they are terribly timid.
For so that they include a young certain girl they seem average - feared.
But if they could to porno.
But me, I make the things of a different way.
And I do not give to an agitation or synod fry' woman.
When it goes to court I say that here it goes for athletics.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 03:45 AM

CM

Eileen Company (Petravore Pride)

Ellen is the company where darlin names
Synthetic excessive She led characteristic of them noble and wise
We should criticize us if love them
It is not something petravore pride intelligence.
The multiple Bud shy of everyone but us and such an
Fearing the possibility of seeing eye where a man was
Boy! Oh boys! The positive is that the reason
We mournin told petravore pride
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

Ballintubber Friday in exhibitions
Ellen met in auditing cattle broker,
When I put my ticket in a shoplifter,
It stolen boasted petravore danger now.
Certainly seem'd as it believes that the girl completely,
She said in her ogle'd Shawl least parts of the time,
When they try to be small and large fine lookin,
The ceiling for provokin petravore pride.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

One such, when the outset, gold,
Eileen company came to the curve in the selfish science
Large auditing disease, and was getting a broad smile,
Petravore with pride that it seeks to win.
Deputy him, "with the possibility of appropriate knowledge and beaten girl you are"
From writing Ellen where she also lost almost Qaeda.
Scrimmage results thief Sat Now,
Around him eight petravore pride.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

Oh boys, boys! Destiny 'will address Water,
'Indicators of my eyes was Elaine apples.
So we have in place now walkin
There is the role of women in development and more privacy petravore came attitude man.
Now, the boy and this must go out and talk, everything,
When I was courtin you every time of war does not make for dry
Walk, which runs legitimate after a different method you you want in this case,
Their pride danger petravore together basically.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 03:41 AM

Father Machree

I have every degree Colin is a spot where my heart is not known.
The sound is certainly born, or the depth of which is the soul which has become known.
My memory, there is a place where my life where you fill.
Each person also will have various one so far and there is no possibility of that will go.

Singing together:
The positive values, I was Chairman of that love shine,
The university has an interest, agriculture and Wrinkle eye [September], which is located.
Finger toilworn a value for me with me like that this hatred kiss everyone.
Oh bless your shoes, which defends his father machree.

Every grief or care that it is today when the value of thin side
In compliance with the light of those which you smile Eye that dawned [ten] came in the submission.
Candle raised at night from the window together
The love that you sent me that he loves to shout and paste and lead.

Singing together:


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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 08:50 AM

JOHNNY II1 WITH DIFFICULTY KNEW THEY YE.

To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo.
To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo.
To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy.
Ye knob in me hand and the fall of me of eyes.
Damsel complete unemployment benefit heard I shout Johnny.
Were I which with difficulty he knew ye.

With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo.
With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo.
With your drums and guns and drums and guns.
Hostile ye swerve it are dense.
Oh my expensive darling, this way queer opinion ye.
Johnny ii1 with difficulty knew they ye.

Where your eyes were this way weak, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your eyes were this way weak, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your eyes were this way weak.
When my heart, you are which this way beguiled.
Why made skedaddle of me and a child.
Oh Johnny, I with difficulty knew ye.

Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break.
When you send for to lay gun.
Deist vitals' no summon your dancing they are made.
Oh Johnny, I with difficulty knew ye.

I is happy for house ye, hurroo, see hurroo.
I is happy for house ye, hurroo, see hurroo.
I is happy for house see ye.
Everything of island Solomon.
Such a bottom - in the flesh, this way high in the leg.
Oh Johnny I with difficulty knew ye.

Ye it has no handle, has ye no foot, hurroo, hurroo.
Ye have no handle, have ye no foot, hurroo, hurroo.
Ye have no handle, have ye no foot.
One grew appended, without budding out, chickenless egg of ye're.
Ye'll must assume with bowl outside to implore.
Oh Johnny I with difficulty again knew ye.

They of the guns, hurroo, hurroo close down.
They roll boohoo again of the guns, hurroo, hurroo.
They roll boohoo again of the guns.
But they will not assume never our zones again.
In no manner they will not assume never our zones again.
Johnny, I are I swear which to ye.


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