Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:18 PM

In the cave in the chasm, removal with the shovel towards outside is the ore, which lived the minor, with forty more niner and its sweet orange of the girl _ OH I liked, OH my dear OH I to want, who to lose the soft Thoukunst orange and always to go, to frighten to be sad, soft orange. The light is probable him and divinity, and its shoe is the new number, the box of the Pacifiques herrings that sand like a tomorrow daily in nine wire its duck for the chorus of the topses of sweet orange to water did not have each one, success its foot, around projection/lead to be opposed divided in the solution of rubber salt of foam. The lip of carmine one of the chorus on water, the bubble, the switch is burned to cross and is lucky, but, I is not does not have swimming, therefore lost I want to say sweet orange. The minor then chorus, by forty which with the niner starts more for arrived increases on very fast and of Kiefer, the idea is now him more jine of oughter him it girl, him and her sweet orange. The chorus in me awaited vainly that it doth always confused with me, Robed soaked in clothing in the salt solution; It frequently embraces operations in me in its life, it is bucket, I form a distinction now releases the limit.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

You I tragoydi' sw one, the green it increases the eagerness, which is you, who somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. You I tragoydi' sw two, the green it increases the eagerness, both, two, boys krj' Nos-white, it equipped with all with green, which somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. Three, three, the competitors four for manufacturing Gospel five for the symbols with your door six for the six proud walkers seven for seven stars with the sky eight for rainers of new April for the nine intelligent ones of polishing ten for the ten mandates eleven for the eleven which went to the sky twelve for the twelve apostles

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

Dido Bendigo

while I during a one morning the last autumn to arrive,
overheard I slightly splendid Foxhunting,
between two noblemen and Herzog Buckingham,
if early, right the day to be born there.

It there had of Dido, Bendigo, Gentry which it was there-o,
the piece of race, never looked at there had him behind him,
him of Countess, Rover, left Bonny, and Jover,
those was hounds which could find it.

* source the first fox, which young person it,
and its right to start tentative,
it right for the river to far form,
it it high hill yon to run to leave
and descend weak Kieme yon and to think,
which it its freedom there for always finding.

Sources the following fox which is old,
and its attempts behind being born,
it is precisely formed far from the well for the river,
the fox which it jumped inside, but Hound' S which was jumped after him,
was to it the piece of race which was destroyed to him there for always.

Wells it ran on the level
but they have it soon still,
hounds the fox are never removed,
decreasing twelve months right today be,
since I heard that said Squire,
"listen to you, ahead, my courageous hounds for always"

I reckon that after 12 pints some folks could nearly sing that.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 02:04 AM

Sounds just like an old english folksinger singing old english folksongs after 16 pints of old english ale...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:58 AM

I am Sheeeeeik of Aaaarabeeee (without trousers above!)
Your love belongs meeeeee! (without trousers above!)
The night, if you sleep (without trousers above!)
Intoooo your tent me Willenscreeep (without trousers above!)
Stars shiiiineabooove, (without trousers!)
Our Weisentooooooo Lights Luhhhhhhve! (without trousers above!)
You to lay out this country with me, (without trousers above!)
I am the shock agitated Sheeeeik of Aaaraby!!! (without trousers above!)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:05 AM

Damned if I can figure out where the verses split here...


You do not worry that of wind, nor the sea of role of the inert night never ensures me, but time the hardest day of a sailor must pay attention the sun, while it far him is broader day gray the finest line of funnel that the ship which that sea is still prison that to resemble me segelt, but me to give it wings as the pigeon Noahs verblaesst which me port i-Liebe was there a time flies, my heart like displacements and to save itself in open sea was free, since to save the country there one washes, comes however, with the door of my loves if I am formed behind the screws for shoes streptocoque Peters anstarre, me by to the bottom this silver plated way go a long time and my loves in my OH-Lord of the arms take again became, if dreams were true only, I would have my hands on this rad out of wood and with my whole heart I would turn him ' round and the boy to declare that we are jumped heimwaerts me, that the time led like an apparatus, until blue water me turns green then, dance to the bottom this manner on banks and segelt the gray line of funnel more.

And veils it it gray line of funnel more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:26 AM

It can be really hard to find where the verses start and finish. In this one, two of the verses seemed to be hopelessly entwined, so I left them together.


How I expired during May one mornings, to consider ein-entspringend saw two Maide collects me and lets be ready and one of them, him hands ausprass

OH- lieb-O! OH- lieb-O! Me husband of courage in him not to receive. OH- lieb-O!

Me the admiring husband, where it goes and each one looks at well after him with its imposing qualities and the leg gut-geformten, but it does not have me yet courage in him

me husband can dance and Kapriole and all those to sing and make who installs for him, but it cannot make the thing which I wish, because it does not have courage in him

of all the kind of vittles placed at the disposal me has the type of meat which for him with of Auster the cake and rhubarb also install, but still it does not have courage in him

each night, I are more o'er it throws me to leg and clip hand I between its thighs filters of the long years use it me its bed and each night formed which I am beside him, but I did not increase this morning with me, maidenhead for calms have you him courage in him

me wishes the husband who would have died to him and in his tomb me him this song as me the husband would quickly sing to me to put and then I would find the other which did not have a little courage in him

all ye girls to come thus intends on me to marry a man, before you it do not have is not received from courage in him

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:28 AM

Device to jump in wardroomdrinkin ' Gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I do not worry more knockin ',
but I are not goin ' inside ' '!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
That laughin Jimmys ' like it' dregen,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
It is again lookin ' with me odd cuts!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!

cho: Chicken on a raft over one morning of Monday,
OH - how one sight terrible aiming ' there ' to see,
Dabtoes ahead and men of highways department to the back,
a' pickin Sittin with a chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!

The medium and the morning gave me are also, now me pullin ' on a whalin ' a crew.
Seemoewewheelin ', that, are more i-oughter obenliegend, are in me featherbed a head!

I had a small girl in Donny-B and it trained an imbecile of me.
Your heart was like a shower that pussers, the race which is hot to the cold in a one hour quarter!

We embraced on re-examining on a bus of midnight, it did not cry them and,
the foot am I this one which it likes the best or precisely Kuckuck in the nest of another man?

A amazonmaedchen only it lived have kids in both and in three,
it a sister in Maryhill, said in Dumfries,
that it does not become, will think it however me,!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:46 AM

My bonnie is the ocean, my lies bonnie the sea, my lies bonnie above the ocean, O takes to me more of more than of return my bonnie.

cho: If you bring back, you take an O to me take return of return to me my bonnie. If you bring back, you take an O take return of return to me my bonnie.

O impact ye crane on the ocean O roast ye the crane on the sea; O impact ye crane on the ocean and take return to me my bonnie.

Yesterday evening, like I put on my cushion, yesterday evening, as I put on my bed; Evening, since I put myself on my cushion, dreamed my bad bonnie yesterday was

the crane died on the ocean, the crane on the sea roasted roasted; The crane on the ocean and my bonnie to roast me return taken.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: IanC
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:28 AM

THE VOLUME OF BLACK VELVET

* in clean small a city
they it apprentice to name,
to act me, jump and much soft a chance, hour me,
it to spend by, owing to the fact that clean small the city

(occasional Chorus)
their eye, which they like diamond to shine,
I to think they it queen country
and her hair on their shoulder to hang,
which in top with a black volume to bind.

A bad misfortune I which came me
veranliess to flee of the country
far from my friends and the relations beyond that,
to betray by the volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern Broadway
meant downwards and not a long time to remain,
if that which meets however me, a pretty suitable girl come, traipsing along the way.

It was imposing suitably
and, its approach which it was like Swan right-hand side,
and its hair hung on its shoulder,
in dependent top with a volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern with this pretty suitable girl,
and a Mister who leads us beyond that,
I knew that it meant to make of him
by the sight in their roguishschwarzauge.

Its guard, it of its bag took
and placed it enough in my hand
and was very first the thing which I said,
a bad chance with the volume of black velvet.

Before the following judge and mornings
should not appear to the jury, me;
The judge whom he says to me,
is proven clearly young man, your case him.

We give you far seven years
from the country control of punishment to spend;
Far from your friends and relations,
betrayed by the volume of black velvet.

* to come thus very if you merry young person conveys,
a-Warnungsnehmen by me,
if you outside on the city, which I,
to make to attention young man pretty the colleens.

You with strong drink, my young men you treat,
until you are not with same being;
And very first the thing which you know,
is you is landed in the country Van Damiens.

:-)
Ian

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Please open your hearts and your purses with a man who it did not understand badly receives all the impacts is and Flueche nothing wishes certainly you to him, but it asks you wistfully well to represent, hallo you thinks that he is not a friend, a louse; If you remember those thus the debt that you him owe the owner of house which lends to his house with

choral society regret you to you it owner of house downtrodden and its of return which and the twisted respect is charged its gray hair, not to ask around repairs and not to be afterwards with the rent.

If clouds of thunder seize and if darken themselves, you can sleep intact in your bed; But the owner of house must have sat in top and to listen and tremble and be astonished and fears; When you are killed you die in a speed and you never know your misfortune, but the owner of house agitates one of my houses with a concern of --- "was attached?"

If an owner of house resorts to a sale, you do not think only him they for of Bosheit corner; It functions of the major conviction, and what is right, is finally what is right. But I see that your hearts are hardened all and that I fear myself that I satisfy in futile; However, I hope that my last pretext becomes begnadigt, if I still ask on my knees:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wolfgang
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:37 PM

Just one single translation into German has already the full effect for me.


Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM

A suggestion, if you haven't already figured it out, translate one verse at a time and and cut and paste to wordpad. Reconstruct the pattern like the original and add the additional verses and choruses as you go. I found when I tried to do the whole song at once, the lines got mixed up and out of order. I found this out by the third one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM

Of ye ken basin with its layer, therefore homosexual,
ken Of ye basin amndt to the cut of the day,
ken Of ye John, which, basin, if it broad far,
with its and its horn the morning hounds.

* for the clay of its horn to take to me von my bed
and the cry von of sound hounds,
which it to lead it oftzeiten,
' Ansichthullo ' the basin it died or the fox its Lair the morning to awake.

* yes ken I basin and ruby as Ranter and Ringwood
and public Ausrufer and to align,
one to discover aiming one to re-examine,
one to re-examine an opinion an opinion a death the morning

as then here basin with my heart and heart to make you us his health drink,
to make you flat finish it to us,
to follow to us basin by fair and opposite to the rule,
if us good drives out the morning to wish.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM

* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
Lilies, thus the plate and Pinks so honest the Myrtle,
which with a color and Lattenaronatus with luminous eye
so luminous Blaus.

I sing and am me dance, my laughter me stops homosexual
this savage with the wines, lead ensures far.
Although my heart breaks now, it never knows that to be
the name left me trembles and my cheeks of plate aiming to ignite.

I never think bezaubere of him, am wildly me
each heart and the mass homosexual me which I influence.
I live, to regret the sunk hour to him,
it sees that gained, then neglected, frail the wildwoodblume.

It declared me that it liked me and promising to like
unglueck and patients of gutter, all the others on other gained to him;
Ah, misery aiming at the explanation it left me in Silence,
no word of the departure.

* it to inform me, that around it liking, it me its flower to call, for it it the whole luminous one each hour to flower,
but I to awake my to dream, my idol fatty ground on,
which my sight love all verbliessen far.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:08 PM

I should rather then be been in Richmond in all heat and the rain,
in Georgia which carries the ball and the chain.

Chorus: Do not receive drinkable any more... * + 2,
manner to the bottom the Plankestrasse old man.

I went to the bottom mobiles,
in which gravel train,
they intended to penetrate the following thing of me
I which carry the ball and the chain.

* good veranliess

Dondi, of Oh- dear Dondi, that you then to treat to me
to leave, me, my Knoechel wound to carry swell it and to connect and now.

Knoxville is good a pretty place,
Memphis is a beauty,
if you want to see it pretty girls,
hop maintaining afterwards of Chattanooga.

I will build myself a ray
on this Gebirgshoehe,
therefore I can see it pretty girls,
while they will go up beyond that.

Sources my one night dead wife of Friday,
was buried Saturday,
it, was one Sunday my day
and Monday seeking to me heiriet.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Just one more! Actually, I'm amazed at how badly mangled some songs end up, considering how basic the lyrics are to most old-time stuff. A lot of what I translated was beyond unintelligible.

I am most courageous cowboy
to fly, how, who never to the west
I everywhere went,
which is received rocky from the balls in my center

in eighteen hundred sixty-three,
I the emigrant volume connected
we went from San Antonio
through large Rio

I come out on the meadow
I the line to throw in such a way downward learned
I learned at the pocket money,
but at me much to have equipped it does not amend

come out to the meadow, and I learned to fly,
and, if I stole this cowboy, as lucky I felt,
have one large brimmed white hat
my saddle was carried also very well,
and if bet that I called the clay/tone mien

I went before it for beauty
for the love, it was in vain,
until they carried me avalent in Dallas,
over a ball to be carried and chained

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

Oh, my GOd--I can't stop. Damn you!


Heart of their cheatin ' leaves you
you cries walks and walks and tries to sleep,
but sleep does not come the whole night by
their cheatin ' heart avowedly on you,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains,
which you mean around toss and names to call
you the floor the way go
I it cheatin ' heart heart Willenskiefer explain on you

their cheatin ' a daily do
and you threw the crave love away the time,
come, if you explain it cheatin ' heart on you are blue,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains
you around toss and designate my name,
you the floor the way go,
I it cheatin ' heart explains on you

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

This does it--I'm getting off line;

I to want, in order a cowboy in love to be
I want, in order to learn I plaine want rope and revolution to want in order to put o up ' it and to divide
I want abandoned exterior in the large west to want
in order to hear cry steppe wolf,
during sun into the west to set
I around a cowboy in love to be life i better love

I to want in order to put old painting up goin ' on a race
I to want in order to feel wind in my face
A thousand thousand attaqu whole light city cowhand a ' s rhythmisiert
I over mean close main thing to rest sleep herd,
during moon downward above to shine
I want to be more tapoter my guitar yodel étendre ee oo
the love of life I

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM

Many years ago, Jack Paar used to do this on TV with jokes. He called it "The Berlitz Bit"...he'd have 3-4 translators on, and whisper a joke to one, who would then retell it to another thru French, Spanish, German..etc....and then back to English. It was usually impossible to get any of the point.

And we wonder how the United Nations functions at all!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:52 PM

I think part of the problem with the running the verses together may have to do with the lack of punctuation. Some of the DT entries lack punctuation.

Personally, I don't mind some songs mangling the verses together, (you would object to THAT in this thread?!!!!), but you could try punctuating the verses properly before starting.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:45 PM

You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.

It was attached and blew a little around the paper of Jackie, he having the string and the sealing wax and the other luxurious raw materials it loved, you lived puff of Ohio state, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


The boy who as for noble king and Oji where together as for those as for Jackie which is moved by the boat where the billowed sail has been attached view perched was put in place with the enormous tail of puff as for the pirate boat which bends whene'er which comes when puff roars from that name, as for the dragon which lowers the flag and Ohio state permanently, is small so and is not the ring of the wing and the giant who have lived and were painted makes the method for the other toy.


The paper of Jackie 1 gray night which is caused above this it did not come and the mighty dragon, the puff which finishes that daring roar of him.


The puff where that head like the rain fell with the scale of sorrow and green and bends did not do playing already alongside the lane of the cherry.


That until the end without the friend, as for puff it was not possible to be brave, so, the puff which the mighty dragon inserted in that cave heavyheartedly, Ohio state

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:31 PM

If if you bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh, a sport
bind me, of Kaenguruh bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh to the bottom, a sport,
bind to the bottom me to of Kaenguruh,

pay attention me provisioning wallabys, connect,
pay attention me provisioning wallabys.
They one are brooded dangerous, collaborator,
therefore you pay attention me provisioning wallabys.

If you hold me fresh cockatoo, you,
you hold undulate me fresh cockatoo.
Not to go fonctiamment the imbecile, the undulation,
to precisely hold to me fresh cockatoo.

* to install if if you platypusente,
to intend me to pay attention platypusente,
to leave to me you not ' in running to leave Amuck,
intend to pay attention me platypusente.

If if if you play me that digeridoo, play me blue
digeridoounterhaltplayin ' him, until I germinate,
blue me,digireedoo

Abos, of Bruce made me of Abos made me go to loosely
go loosely to be to him without another use, Bruce,
you play thus leave me, go loosely from Abos.

Braeunen you me skin, if I died,
Fred braeunen me skin, if I died,
us its skin, thus died to him, Clyde
and who braeunten it, is hangin ' on the hall.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:34 PM

Just as well Rolf Harris is not dead, he'd be turning in his grave!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:47 PM

They receive a line and I' II receive a station, honey,
receive you a line and I' II receives a station, baby.
They receive a line and I' II receive a station,
and to the bottom with drilling of Crawdad,
honey, baby of sugar,

wells, you suit us pick up old man, slept you too late, honey, (2x)
we pick up old man, slept you too late
and last piece crawdads on your plate,
honey, well of sugar baby.

be old woman, they slept too late, honey, (2x)
you pick up old woman, they slept,
the Crawdad man too late made barriers gefuehrt)-unser,
honey, well of sugar baby.

A man with a bag, honey, (2x)
turn over length a man with a bag on its, of Packin '
turn over on his all crawdads that it can pack,
honey, well of sugar baby.

That it energy to make, if the lake curtly will do (2x)
what suiting you, if the lake goes curtly,
on the bank sitted being and who crawdads to make attention die,
honey, well of sugar baby.

What do you die going if those crawdads, honey? (2x)
that you sat active to make, if those die crawdads,
on the bank, until I cry,
honey, well of sugar baby.

I heard, drake, say honey, duck (2x)
heard me too much that drake says duck,
that there in is not crawdads in this one sea,
honey, well of sugar baby.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

on dark fresh Oedlandlandstrasse
wind in my heat odor hair
that colitas, which in top in top by the air
ahead in the distance to increase,
see I, who a shimmering light,
which my head heavy to raise and my sight weak raising
I to have for the night to stop

There, it was in the entry;
I heard, them - ich and bell of mission
to me thought which this sky could be,
or this one could be a hell
it then lights in top a candle
and me showed him, the manner
of the voices were there to the bottom the corridor
I thought that I intended it to say

   constantly with reception with the hotel California
   an exciting place, one exciting much
   sector in the California hotel of the year,
   you can find to him here such such

Your entendement is absurd Tiffany,
it received the closed loops Mercedes
which it received a quantity pretty, pretty boys
that it sweated friendly,
as they dance in the court,
the soft summer a dance,
to remember calls,
a dance aiming to forget

Thus, I called the captain;
do not take to me my wine
which he said, had please us this spirit
since nineteen sixty-nine
and still call here these voices of that
they in the night, they to precisely hear
far purely in the medium saying

   a reception to the hotel in California
   an exciting place, a face exciting
   to live to it such such in top him in the California hotel
   what takes a pleasant surprise, with your alibis

mirror on the cover,
statement with that rosafarbene Champagner on ice
and you, that us straight
to collect our characteristic here to prepare
and in the main sector,
to seize they for the celebration,
which they with their steely measuring personnel,
however they to be able not the right animal to kill

With the last thing which I,
point out me, for the door,
I to me ran the passage in the place to find return owed me before
me relieves, said that nightman,
us am programmed for you that to receive
can re-examine outside, always if you want,
but you can never go

(Joe and Don compromise on the incredible Guitarrensoli radical aiming to finish)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:04 PM

All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
Expensive all the good with the Mudcat anniversary.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me Mercedes Benz?
Don't my friends have all it
that I must form the damages which are strongly worked my whole lifespan, not of assistance of Porsche of my Lord of the friends O, buy to me Mercedes Benz to you?

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me a television apparatus of color?
choosing to find the dollar me which me delivery each day with the Lord with 3 O waits,
you do not test buy to me a television apparatus of color?

Do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city
which I count on you Lord, please leave me not in the passage.
examine that you like and buy following circulation to me.
You do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:17 PM

The anchors will swindle us benevolent and to the bottom becoming jumped,
to take unfurled the veils downwards round you in the medium the world manner
around me courageous boys and role

We swindle to the bottom to manner around me courageous boys and role downwards

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:24 PM

...And trying to take it back the reverse way (resultant translation back to French to German to English again) gives:


The anchors become us would amount to good-natured,
and the seizure jumped in the reason to become
unfurled the sails down around them
in the center the way to the world around me the courageous boys and the role

We would down amount to in the reason at the way around me the courageous boys and the role

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:33 PM

There ought'a be a law governing this kind of stuff!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:37 PM

On the pipe of insulation which was covered completely with cheeses,
I lost my bad Fleischkloeschen, when somebody sneezed.

It stored the table and on the floor,
and then rolled my bad Fleischkloeschen of the door.

It rolled in the garden and under a shrub,
and then was not however my bad Fleischkloeschen with nothing chews.

The corn salad was also of good taste the next summer,
which could be of good taste, and early that it became a tree.

The tree covered with beautiful foam,
cultivated to him completely of Fleischkloeschen exciting with of Tomatensauce.

Thus, if you eat the pipe of insulation which is covered completely with cheeses,
to sneeze influence in your Fleischkloeschen above and not indeed.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:41 PM

Ambergris and jam of scurvey of the whitewash. you pull petard that and they the boys stop distant top to pull bully. The ambergris and tran of scurvey of Lim are we Ragouts for Cincinatti.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:50 PM

Scoville,
The one you posted starting with:
* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
reads like Shakespeare, amaaazing...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:51 PM

As we ooze in this small dark apparatus sector in that of the showers by your heart a pressing circulation the small furnace of pot which burned oily rags and coal.

Like Winterblizzarde to roast and Whalingflotte put in the at-rest state, in bay protected from Leigh of port, surely 10 coast attached to coast. Those whalers at their stations, as from hall with hall suit them, carry small bags to coal with them, and little of with an iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

The man of Paddy firemen worked with me on the rigid and cold apparatus. With the truth he was a foreigner - there is not a lie which it did not declare. And it spoke in praise of its gold mine, and all the hearts it became bonny direction gained and its of shone Juste of environment like a ray of the sun.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

We worked seven week days, with the cold hands and the frozen feet. Days and only land-marks of the nights, Grog form and of the fights, fish of salt and Walfleischwurst, fresh Penguineier trailed one have, Festlichkeit and us, to work each day by the crane eisige and the rain of snow.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Then, during one day we saw the sun and the ships of treatment and fishings which are of Rueckhol. If you meet your old friends, you sing a song; if you hope that the season is not enough, homeward the border is when it rueber sound; we leave these Cove eisigen, I always recall but me this little of iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:08 PM

Seems that even putting commas at the end of lines doesn't stop stuff getting mixed up. Have a look at the last four lines of this one! Anyway, we don't want them to make too much sense now, do we :-)


Its the one night old baby,
youngest of 10, poor small Scherflein,
the mother bathed a mother was fatty and the baby was,
only skellington thin which was rolled up in top in the skin.

The mother who was turned more for the soap of the toothed rack,
be did not go it one minute, but,
when it of return received, the baby, and in the anguish he, cried
' OH -, in which my baby ' is, answered angels was gone:

Your baby is the baby plug' ole
and your the socket-outlet is descended,
the bad small thing thin and thin was gone down,
therefore, should him in a jug be bathed.

Your baby is,
does not work to necessary him not a bath more,
him his manner gone perfectly fortunately precisely front by the sewers,
not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Surreysinger
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:13 PM

Whose idea was this?? I just spent ages putting each line in separately. This one doesn't seem to be too far from the original in parts, but it's worth it for the last two lines of verse 4 alone. (Amazing what digital technology and cameras do for translation of what I would have thought to be a fairly standard word!!!)




When I which eighteen I took a wife
I loved it dear, while I loved my life
Maintain and for their tidy and homosexual
I went robbing on the highway of the king

I robbed never each poor man already
Still I was not in the debt of dealers,
But I robbed the homosexuals lords and the ladies
And I carried the gold for house to my love immediately


To the garden of the Amors I away
To the garden of the Amors for to see to the play
Group of the lord Fangen's, whom I exercise there did
And I was taken by the verfluchten crew

My father cried "Oh my sweet son"
My wife, those it cried and cried "I is annuliert"
My nut/mother, if she tore her grey bolting devices up violently, cried
"Oh- in its photograph device, which it should have died"

Now, when I went dead and to my grave
Flashy a funeral, which I crave
Left no however fat robbers to follow it me
Give them good broadswords and sweet liberty

Let six pretty Maide my covering up carry
And you give them flowers and sweet nosegays all
That they can say, when they speak the truth
"A wild and common youth goes"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM

Try cut & pasting a verse at a time. Gives the translator more to work with.

Putting in the whole song seems to mix things up too much, I found

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:31 AM

An old man came me seeking, Hey dority which an old man make, came, me seeking, I being came young person, me all seeking, to marry an old man me girls, if it wed never of

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now we go the church, with D hey make dority if us to go with D church, me its young person if us to go with D church, him on the left me in with D demolished girl if them its, old wed a man now if we make neither go young never our bed, hey dority now if us to go our bed, me its young person if we say outward journey our bed, nor to make him to girls if them her young person wed an old never man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now, it suited you to sleep, hey now made dority, when we went to sleep, me being young, when we went to sleep, of the bed which I crawled in the arms of an imposing young man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

And I found to be falodoorum, Fadidledodoorum that I found to be faloodoorum, Fadidle all the day found me to be falodoorum and received my daughters dingdoorum thus to him, if you are never young wed an old man

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:22 AM

I've just gone from looking up a transcendentally beautiful mediaeval hymn to Mary Magdalene (O Maria, prius via), to this thread. Sublimes with the ridiculous one, as the translator would have it.

Just has in love meringues to all of you!

This doesn't fare too badly:

The proud ************* proud Maisrie

of Maisrie amounts to the door of its father
directly like magic pasture staff
to it a gardner child,
with a red in its hand put up come there,
its hand red from A in its hand put up.

And it to have mine it waived well fairly,
if you will give me your flower,
and under which I will make a dress for thee for flowers
in yard of your father,
will make for thee I a dress for thee.

The lily space bar will be its shirt,
it to liebkosender bodies,
and the concern waived your stays to be,
with a red at your center, your center
with a red at your center waived itself.

Their dress the parfuemierte thymian,
you celandine of apron,
your chamomile under skirt to be,
just has in love meringues and is connected and connected,
just has in love meringues and connected.

Their gloves will be the clover flower,
those pour là-bas in the lawn out,
I them honestly with the poppies will sew,
which develop under corn, corn,
which develop under corn.

Their feet, which I will tighten with the red road the shoes,
that one develops in the garden fine,
I rayeront it with the fairy taleful ferns,
come connects your love with mine,
with mine, comes connects your love with mine.

For, since you made a dress for me,
under which summers flowers,
then I clothes the thee under the winter showers showers
under the winter showers will make.

The white milk snow will be your shirt,
which embraces cold weather of your body,
and which will be rigid rains your coat
with a black thunderstorm in its face your face
with a black thunderstorm in your face.

The horse, which you will put up at the time,
will be the winter impact,
I a brake at it with the breath of the wind of the north will place
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail of the hail
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail.

The hat of the clouds on your head
will be the grey of southron,
and each time that, which you ignore close,
I will wish myself you far far far
you to wish far far.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:33 AM

Opening: It would be however one evening calm on the stages, alas, hath Fooles outside carousing. A lusty source of Singen approacheth by blackening, largely stumbling.

* they to sing this in the future known Tavernsong -

one night on the city

You do not give us of the OH-Lord, one night on urban drink all which we wish, but we precisely do not fall,
do not become to the bottom, strongly long drink the whole night,
of little the assistance of our friends,
OH-Lord to leave us to you, Bens to drink to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will go Bens wenching?
let hope for us that this part of the night never finishes.
Strongly the whole night a long time, not to require of assistance of our friends,
the OH-Lord, not to work you to do us, of Bens wenching to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will sing Bens?
Tis recreation aiming to sing with the drunk ones and clay deaf friends.
Does Carouse long of the whole night, of little help of our friends,
will not leave us, will suit you to sing Bens of the OH-Lord, you?

OH-Lord, if there is some-a which fights with of Bens,
we adhere together who are that with friends corner.
We fight the whole night a long time with us outside at our ends,
OH-Lord, whom we are thrown ready, if with of Bens fights there.

* OH-Lord, to send a truck - around us house, after us to take to drink and fight, interest us,
around not zu durchstreifen and with knack us not of wound head,
on Morrow, which us to the bottom coming,
OH-Lord, not that you to leave us one night on the city.


I dunno - makes just as much sense - I think....

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him, more types of animals as you saw indeed that they would run around free, while the mass was carried and was all the most exciting that unicorn

All was there Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born more exciting, it was sure unicorn

The Lord who was seen einigesinning and - be, gave him those pain and says to him, the "place of state of return, me him rains forms" that he says, "He of Noah, me explains you what establish to him a moving zoo and and take some-of me do those

Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, while you were born, you my surely do not forget unicorns

The Noah old man was there, the call to answer that it precisely finished to form Arch, while the rain which was started, to fall him which proclaimed animals two by two markets and him, while they came

He Lord, I have however Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked of geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, Lord, in am not me, therefore can me unicorns right find "abandoned

And Noah looked by the control rains it outside which dissimulated it, was played unicorns and the stupid plays which takes a step and sprinkles, while the rain was falling OH-, stupid unicorns

There was Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen Noah cried, "narrowly the door, because the rain falls and we in cannot precisely await unicorns"

The Arch collected to move above, involved it with the tides that those looked in top unicorns rocks and they cried and water came to the bottom and to the kind far swum from them which is, why you never see unicorns to date

They see Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born, you will see surely never any unicorns of it

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:14 AM

Easy to guess because of the famous rider.

English-German-French-English:

Yankee Doodle Ritt zur at the city
after small Pony;
it adhered a feather on its hat
and city the maccaroni.

But I think is even better: English-Portuguese-English:

Yankee Doodle mounted to the city
in top of a small pony;
he pierced a penalty in its hat
and called it maccaroni.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:23 AM

Here I left out the Chorus to make idendification mor difficult.
It's in the Digitrad!

I heard, heard me, the old man,
Today, of the holidays,
You-Lay-ay, OH -! You-Lay-ay!

We work tomorrow, however no work today,
work tomorrow, however no work today us.

We are jumped far sauté for ' bay Frisco,
us far with the cut from the day.

Us jumped around Capehorn,
to wish us far Christian who us were never put at the world!

OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen far, OH-Ziehen far,
' can be paid yer!

Translator's note: That's really fun!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM

Certain conversation of Aleksandr, and some of hercules hector and Lysander, and such large names as these.


But the heroes completely of the peace of large, any who can compare with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, to the the British Grenadier.

Those heroes ne'er of antiquity saw the ball of cannon or they knew effort poweder in order to slay them foes withal. But our bravest boys know it, and banish all their fears, peyut tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the the British Grenadier.

Whene'er we are governed to storm palisades our march of leaders with fusees, and to us with the grenades of hand.


We throw them from glacis, about the ears of enemies. Ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


And when siege over, we to the repair of town townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys, here come Grenadier!


Here comes Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!

After this, ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


After this, prevent us to fill bumper, and drink health to those which they bear covers and bags, and you bear louped clothing.


May they and their commanders live happy all their Lethe with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, row, for the the British Grenades

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

[English to Chinese, then back]

Cosher Berry has an engine which it always wants to repair, and the basis strength, she can make four mile each hour cho: You once saw, did you once saw to be you before once looked at the such funny sight?

Runs in the night from her does for 20 mile each hour Gower when she has blown the whistling through the station person, she has frightened a half country.


Cosher is bought she two and he draws she very grandly works as the driver to grease her person, she nearly burst her boiler.


Cosher Berry's sisters Lena she is the survival can weave in her with darn our stockings Blaina but she cooks it to shock.


Cosher Berry's Brother Rupert he played has stood one half is the newport, when they played had opposed Llanelly some person kicked him in the abdomen.


Cosher Berry has works she not to have a daughter which oughter she quite goes off course only, we will draw the veil.


Cosher Berry went to Exford * for but he never left to see the pretty waitress and his station through the registration.


Its sad Cosher oh the sight drove his small engine and he to fall in the tunnel and climbs bloomin the ' funnel.


The Cosher Berry's little engine could not even sound its alarm to make the steam to go is higher he to make the water in the fire.


Yes, he dies Cosher Berry and they invested him in the coffin but, they have heard Cosher Berry which knocks, only jokes.


Very good, the devil cannot have him but he to give him the stick and the competition for alone establishes above the Barford hatch. * The Exford = Oxford (Oxford voice imitation) JB Cosher Berry's Brother Mathew has a work in the clean statue but when his wasd is clean he to slip and to break his elbow Venus.


Uncle Cosher Berry's Reg He goes in the ' edge, after Reg uncle feels but the ' edge well is some wetter.


Yes, I know his Brother Rupert when he has played scrum one half for a newport ampere-hour, but when he occupied rugger he to look at this kind of silly billy.

The Cosher Berry's sisters Chinese natrium is very good, she played her to go to the hammer grand pianna, the hammer, the hammer, said until the neighbor, "should die her!"

Sings well in the choir in Sunday night of us works as we are tight and our ' Cym Rhondda ' that side sign edition angel jive!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Flash Company
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Stanley Unwin is alive and well and living in The Mudcat Cafe!

FC

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Duane D.--must be the mark of truly antique lyric construction (It's "Twine 'Mid the Ringlets" aka "Wildwood Flower", from 1859). I guess they don't make 'em like they used to.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:08 PM

If I had a hammer which I would become the morning hammern,
me the evening...
completely more this country hammern,
I danger hammer to me
a warning to hammer,
me love between all my and my sisters
on this country to hammer completely.

If I had a bell which I would become the morning
it fasten, me him it evening...
completely more this country fasten,
me danger fasten
to me a warning fasten
that I loves between all my and my sisters completely on this country of fasten would become.

If I had Song that I sing the morning
to him would become, I him it evening...
this world sings completely more,
I sing the danger
me with a warning to sing,
me loves between all my and my sisters on this country to sing completely.

If I have a hammer and I have a bell
and have completely more to ego Song aiming to sing... this country, it is a hammer of justice,
it a bell of freedom is,
it Song of the loves between all my and my sisters on this country is more completely.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:10 PM

Since I was to go beyond Gillgarry mountain, I colonel Farrell and his money espionné which it was countin '.

I drew initially the gun and then drew me me with of Rapier, at of Sayin ' state places and delivers for me am your fatty receiver.


Musha ringum doorum Wack case is there dad OH there -, wack case dad OH- Whisky in glass.

It counted it of its money and formed a pretty penny, me used to him in me bag, to take at the house ' in the soft Jenny.


She sighed and oath that she liked me and would never mislead me me, Teufelnehmen the women of her is however always so simple.


I not entered me sector all to take Schlummer with the dream of gold and girls and obviously was him a miracle.

I Jenny have them priss me loadings and filled them in top with water, colonel requested Farrell, to finish in Gemetzel.


Before I do not increase, to travel, there a volume of Lakaien came more according to tomorrow morning and also colonel Farrell. to draw I me, the gun suits me to from Rapier would steal it far, a prisonière me me however would be taken, could not water draw.


You to place me in the prison with all the judge writin ' to strip of colonel Farrell on of Gilgarry a mountain.


But they did not take fists to me, therefore I struck rather to the bottom and offered a departure to this one fisted at city closes _ I to want to find me brother that, which in the army, I to know not, where it in cork or Killarney poster.


We would go together o' R the mountains to préaraignées of Killkenney, and me schw50re that it would treat me better than me ' sporting of the Jenny more gently.


There is one to take is satisfied in the cars and the roles, some-of takes the joy hurley or bowlin '.


But I take the joy in the juice the barley and so early seek pretty girls in the regretting OH -.