Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM

When the stump is stimulated last, me it thinks inside September.
When now and the boy goes to the car, shout of the multitude who is silent.
Our our up Ohio week make and ten:00 bedspreads, think that it is simple.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.

We export, the Christianity ethical crane and long the harbour,
Which becomes hazard, is many goods.
But our head of a family company one self-praise is that Anglo-Saxon Jog is sports.
All thru the game them, when and their games of the boy ring ending.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.

Quite in over there it is valuable inside and long Cyprus,
Which becomes, or the Republic of Kenya dust though characteristic the ground.
We subsist a white charge inside the ground which is many strange.
When us seeing in that piece of our shoulder,
The school kind becomes roundly inside west Belfast.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.

We long become and to be bitter lye
And listen to the crow burden sleeping w inside our dream, which sees us.
Us the big bone marrow from the Evelyn Waugh
Has the goods in anger candle exhibition and it goes.
With the car some constructed sexily the gun the reaping car,
The cup of the thing which is simple.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make

To go out, in surroundings of the Windsor company one park inside nightmare
The whole the broad way which wanders.
It will go out and when wandering the inside darkness,
Now what it spreads out it will carry and from that place it discovers it thought?
Western It was an apple with head of a family sweetness of anti- water n and all things.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.

The morning when the fog is dense inside the light light me of up of us by at month.
That we are white, us praise will wear in with lower part and run and it stands still make.
And yet with multi English and the car which are the toast and me the pin ring improve.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM

The Sunday 1 morning young Lambton fishing industry ' went inside wearing,; '
Fish above him heuk, that thowt leuk't varry good wool catched.
Type of fish which will be a Lambton where the whatt'n the cuddent is young but it talks.
Him the waddn't the te carry'd hyem which suffers, it is like that
and him it the doon the hoyed and the yer it commits sodomy well.

cho:

Whisht! The boy and haad yor rust speak a aaful talk
Whisht in the Aa'll ye'saall!
The boy and haad yor rust 'Aa'll ye' the insect talk starting.

The Noo Lambton felt the te gan' battle i' foreign war which tilts.
Being strange sprouted and the befel, 'varry seun forgat aboot the insect i' which is strange
the good yer the fault where is not also
the nowther article woonds in the place which commits sodomy hazard the unit o which it worries '' by him it fell and that te Palestine which goes it joined.

The insect which ' it gets but fat growed' 'growed a aful size the growed;
He will greet will grow, ' greeting the rust which will grow greets the goggle eye which will grow they the place.

He will construct back and when he will feel and he the aboot Te o' news, that will get wet in small quantity in the craaled neets and the dozen where the yer commits sodomy the sound which is different at the time of Job ten:00 bedspread '.

The doon te when putting a sleep, 'caalves' the school lunch ' the swally which lives the sheep bears the barins young in small quantity at this feorful insect bundle any time.

' To chewing the cud feeling it is that and the sheep which is sufficient is he aall that he which is eats it will do and when doing to sleep, ',
he will pile up ' far and and 7 roond Pensher hills yer commit sodomy the tail craaled. where

The ocean and the gatte the ear Ov which is brave and 'bowld Sor cyon intersected ' the gannins which him is strange in this by the news of the myest aaful insect Seun.
It will be like this and hyem him ' the cam brute ' cut 'twe haalves the im catched, ' that seun will be wrong inside and the eatin' infant who is, '' the sheep the lamb it stops and the caalves.
yer commits sodomy.

foaks wearing the o' ocean 'i' fate feor leeved' swallow o' sleep is the ov side wild n which it shares in the byeth which the noo ye knaa hoo aall loses like this.

To be like this the infant frae sun under Ji height hev thing te bravery the sor jon, ' under storing by the sound myekin'haalves o' which is different the caalves famis lambton insect.
The Yer commits sodomy.

Last the singing together

Noo boy, Aa'll haad or aall Aak naa aboot talk
Ov Sor john the clivvor one Wi'Lambton aaful insect rust.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: michaelr
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 09:39 PM

How Marlene Dietrich dance and Sie as ZiZi JeanMaire that your clothes is, it made all by Balmain, and there are diamonds, and the beads are there in your hair. They live in an imaginativeness apartment except boulevard Saint Michel, where you keep your plates of rollsteinen and a friend of Sacha thistle you. They go to the parts of message, where you speak into Russian, and the Greek and the young men, who travel in your circle, it on each word to hang, which you speak them.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I have, since all your qualifications, from Sorbonne to have received and the painting, flew you you from Picasso it loveliness go indéfiniment he to make. If you leave, go you into your summer vacation you to Juan Les Goupilles with it swimsuit topless careful planned that you even a Bronzieren on your back and on your legs receive. And if the snows you are not found to the whole of the nozzle in the Moritz rue with the others and you SIP their fine liquor received from Napoleon, but you never your lips wet made none you.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

They are between 20, and the very desirable age of 30 A is firm your body, and inviting, but of phase on one sparkle-grope make themselves you. Their name hears one it in the high places that you know Aga Khan he you sent a race horse for Christmas and it maintained just says you for the pleasure, for a laughter you, hectar hectar hectar it, if you are not received married you its to millionnaire, but them consciously, came of where, and I ask myself, whether they are really worried, or give nothing.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I remember the Hinterstrassen of Neapel of two children to ask in rags all two, which are concerned with brûlante ambition, in order to shake over from their modest continuous labels to, which tried it... Look at in such a way in my face Marie Claire and remind of just, which are you then me always forgetting go, but I know that you always support the scar deeply within.

I know, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed that I know the thoughts, which surround you a ' cause I within your head look at can.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 04:53 AM

We must move out, ' cos we cannot pay renting,
the motion van has come in periphery after darkness;
Has me and my old person, the judge assessor inside the van before,
we can frequently do in let me state.
We packed all could pack in the van and are the fact;
Inside and we obtained inside completely us to be able to obtain,
we then packed have possessed us to be able to pack in tailboard 在後面,
not all rooms caused me to ride.

Cho: My old person said that, "follows the van,
dilutes does not play tricks in the way!"
Went to the cart to pack by the family in it,
behind me walked and my old cockerel linnet.
But my dillied and has played tricks on,
has played tricks on and dillied,
loses the van, did not know roams in where.
Variation: I stopped on the way having old half quartern,
and I was unable to seek my path family.

I gave a helper to the marble to wash handstand, and straight,
we have not obtained in are very bad;
The carman man had a time of accident and has simultaneously broken,
was very good, we had best position Yuan porcelain.
You will understand naturally, I will be get angry about the loss,
with same other people's woman meetings;
But I very quickly obtained, any by ' two-out ' and the chat,
' Cos it is small matter like that any is hello.

Chorus: Variation: Now who invests old steel bedstead if I am unable to seek my path family?
Oh! I am in such chaotic - me did not know the new address -
did not even know blesses neighborhood,
and I felt perhaps looks like me to have to pause beside all nights,
and that is not me any to be good.
I do not send the complaint, but I approach in am weak,
any I want the present am the good firm feed,
and I arrange o ' kind o ' to feel, if my very quick meals,
I have not had to rob linnet his seed.

Chorus: Variation: You are unable to trust the special edition as before time on copper
when you are unable to seek your path family.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 08:49 AM

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right hand.
You adopt your right hand.
You give a your hand vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your left leg.
You adopt your left leg.
You give a your foot vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right buttocks.
You adopt your right buttocks.
You give a your right buttocks vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your whole from already.
You bring your whole from already.
You give oneself a vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you here us to go to the muddled restroom.
Here we go to the muddled rumour.
Here we go to the muddled restroom.
Do all in Saturday night

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM

The MACNAMARA'S the evil unit my name is the McNamara.
Me the evil righteousness leader and, we are small
But it wins at water content and but, we are first inside all ground.

Justly me, the conductor and the I쳌fve you must play approximately all
It reads today with the music which is precise at any time.

Singing together:

The cymbals the drum which it hits strong, E nine sod
Oh the unit the alarm and the McCarthy puff long the bassoon, which becomes
The Doyle it rings and it spreads out and (with the I) it is a tube glow n.

The Hennessey tootles of the total pulp root and music
The silence which is grand and, long trust is
The McNamara's evil unit in the Northern Ireland boy who becomes.

Above electing in which one piece, at any time
It is a method glow n we are precise and long sufficient
The thing wind, which becomes it exposes, is sheep in pride each heart.

When love the now when the Tom Moore which it does is living
It will connect and he anyone boat song
Long the McNamara's evil unit, which becomes
Process will be wrong together in them
And the possibility, which he will do the fact that it is not.

Us the exhibition or the wedding ceremony and each army worker inside
Hazard glow and "it does in what kind of company
One man funeral the Saul funeral march of the military force."

When papal pluck all lawn to the general the LAN thus coming.
He will carry and by the hand he shook.
He talked and and the McNamara's evil righteousness etc.
Which becomes assuredly long he did not listen to.

Now we quite the day when it is grand.
It from that place will be the annual congratulation, which is a hazard
And all gentry it is executing.

The girl and the boy all gathering are.
Grand in the flag and colour.
From before marching the McNamara's evil unit be.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

All stars which shine until now. 1 thing, which is not your Yurt.
Glitters the colour eye, which is a green onion.
Hwang gold corn together in the harvester your head.

The navigation the wind is gentle inside and my boat non-it fills my sail.
With your sweetness fortune smell me suction there is a B to where.
The curtain, to lead, one storehouse, which it watches for.

The passage night time is your smile.
The sun is your laugh inside sky.
In me it returns and the poem which me, it puts out stays only short time hazard long.
You carry in this coast and the joy whose is not peaceful because it lets to leave you dry.


Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?

It starts the fact that the eye melts inside seeing, at day.
And the stream will flow.
In the bird me song song in you.
Inside during I the bluebell to pass by the grove and wander with a lower part.

With Wild flower in the place where the iris grows.
And my love will be and the town, which it puts out, hope the fact that it will give back.

Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:23 PM

Oh my God, this is insanely addictive. Thank God I'm getting DSL or else no one would ever be able to call me again. :)


P.S. I find Altavista's "Babelfish" translator slightly more useful than Google's. Just my taste.

M

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 03:12 AM

Last week got down in ours alley
Nice old geezer to see my missus by the repugnant cough,
adopted his facile short overcoat
to use unusual gentleman's way toff

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in Lao Kent road

Ev'ry evenin ' the actuation which and missus adopted 1.
you in stroke five me to be able to say,
"am wonderful they to live"
if you saw the young donkey to go

when we started the donkey which he could not move blesses to stop,
rapid so chopped Pals outside me
to start whackin ' he, came him to throw down
some person immediately to say he has not caused

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in the Lao Kent road

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 06:40 PM

R.A.O.T.P.L.L.F.T.B.!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 04:06 AM

Technical note, Citizen Heureux: What route do you use to get the "chorus" to come out so inventively? Not to mention the upset toilets, and as for the Lambton Worm commiting sodomy as well...

I generally use Babelfish to Korean and back.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 06:06 AM

The thread title itself:

Difficulty will relapse and in the household duties fun.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:02 AM

To the Desmond the Molly- it goes out and inside
the evil unit Desmond where in the girl
who likes your face the grave is inside the central place
Molly of commerce the singer it talks
and all it is she has by the hand will be wrong and the broad way
Molly which goes talks this.

Singing together:

The life continues to peel, as the life in brassiere
Lala is thin in ObladiOblada life and it is thin
it peels and as the Obladioblada life goes to brassiere Lala.

The Desmond 20 things khay les Hwang gold ring
waits in the door and it it faces each other
the Molly back it has and when he which burns the trolley
gives it to her in thin jeweler shop purchase,
she starts the song one thing.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Molly stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Desmond of commerce from the house and her it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Desmond stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Molly of commerce from the house and him it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.

When singing together

and you want a some fun and have -Obladiblada and go.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:07 AM

The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:45 PM

House hour sauntering the hill which sleeps it crossed over.
The valley which gets shaded with a lower part it leads and it is like this.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

Singing together:

Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U the daddy which it does.
Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U d child Dee.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

She let to leave the father castle door in her.
She let to leave the lover who her oneself is precise.
She let to leave her servant and her nation.
House hour sauntering it will cut and it followed to respect.

Her father him with the most quick end was excessive high piece.
Completely and as the valley saunters.
It searched his daughter in company one speed.
And whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps.

He came finally to mansion fine.
By river Claydee in lower part.
And there was music and the wine it was.
House hour and hazard his lady.

"He talked house hour, my father" her.
Completely "but week of this ground.
And me until the day when me, it dies ' will stay.
My whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 01:21 PM

The Bertie brother let make his top the other day.
With smiling on its lips.
And points of sound lieutenants.
After its luminous and homosexual shoulder.
Since it moved a departure periodically, it said. "you remember me to all the girls."
Then wagged him its Tatze.
And left was.
Cries of these words pathetisc hen.

On re-examining eeh, re-examining eeh.
If you wipe the tear, expensive the baby who by your eye eeh.
Although it is hard to distribute me, you know.
Me tickled with the death, to go.
Cries not eeh, not sighs eeh.
There is a fodder silver plated in the sky eeh.
Good evening old woman thing.
Cheerio, chin of chin.
Napoo, toodle-oo, on re-examining eeh.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

Green 40 coolly.

I close my eye and the vivid description sea emerald.
From fishing boat in Dingle to Donaghadea shore.
I think of river Shannon, the waiter in Skibbereen.
Moorlands and meadow and green 40 coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.

I wish me to be able to pass for a hour the material which mixes in Dublin.
I can be willing to watch the farmer to drain the bog and the spade sod.
Again looked the woman cleans lid straw.
I can walk from the cork look at green 40 to Larne coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 08:50 PM

B.O.G.O.F.F.!

It is rare and long it raises in hour song and the talk, which become. Hero of famousness. Passage talk and honour.
That was one Dublin city.
The new star it does, one auditorium and the house.
Sticks and the child wild rhyme, which it accompanies.
That was one Dublin city. It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

Singing together:

Ring o ' the rose become roundly.
The broad way where the light falls.
I think the Dublin city.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

It is my name Sean Dempsey.
The Pimlico eagerly and to be late inside width possibility hour blood Dublin broad way which is. In order convenience in the household which stands still.
By a trade me it was an alcoholic beverage seller.
At the outside it loses in duplication.
In order to progress together my family it fell.
My trade it remembers.

I wooed the Peggy Dignan.
You very.
Maul ill knave and child.
From rebellious freedom.

I lost her in students crack.
After coal skin.
He her will fall to Birmingham and when taking away.
She carried my soul.

By at year it went out and ten it made bitterly.
It will carry and hooley lay the gargle's brain, which it does.
Cause Dublin maintains it changes.
And anything is not visible in the identical water.

10001 went the pillar and.
The king who hands down far before.
Grey with the concrete, which is unyielding.
Of my, city it is Ann, which will make the city.

With fare thee well sweetness fortune Anne o'Liffey.
Compared to above it will can stay I.
And new separation my confinement smallness see.
It springs up consequently to the pier.
My mind which memory is sufficient too much.
Too much long it becomes and it is when it listens to respect.
Dublin I of the thing, which will be, am portion.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.







OLD PEOPLE, RARE TIMES

Raised on a song and stories. Holder of the reputation.
The stories hombres cretonne and Ruhr me. That was once town of Dublin.
Sanctified halls and houses. Attending Regime of the children.
That was once town of Dublin. In old rare times.

Choral society:

Fasten it pink Boxing ring-O '. As the light goes down.
I remember town of Dublin. In old rare times.

My name is him of Sean Dempsey.
Like Dublin, as one could carry strongly and late in Pimlico.
In a house which is stopped, to be.
By the trade, I was flexible of barrel lost outside with the redundancy.
As my house which is, fell, to advance. A memory of my trade.

I sought of Peggy Dignan. Ask as enough as you.
Gunner and a child of Mary. Freedoms rebel.
I lost it with a muzzle of participant of course. With the skin as of return as coal.
Like it it in Birmingham eliminated. It removed my heart.

The years me to form bitterly. That gargles me darkens the brain.
Cause Under halter of Dublin on the modification. And nothing seems the same thing.
The station and which one meet, outward journey. For a long time the royal he runt erge zogen. Like unyielding grey concrete. A town of my city forms.

Tariff well thee Anne O soft ' Liffey. I cannot remain any more.
And made attention new executives out of glass. Along that the kai is born.
My understanding too fully of the memories. In more of the new plays of old bell hearing.
I am a part that Dublin was. In old rare times

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 03:28 PM

Paul B. submitted:
The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.
===================================

Wonderful mangling of a Beatles classic there, Paul! LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

AGREEABLY AND ADMIRABLY.

It was one morning of the middle of the pleasant and admirable summer.
If collects and all the meadows became in covered corn.
And Amseln and Thrushes sang on each green jet.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

A right sailor and his loves were ' go one day.
The sailor said to his love right, which I am jumped far.
I am jumped for the islands of the east, in which the freight of the guns howl.
I must go to leave to you Nancy; They are the girl whom I admire.

I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy which you are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring far from their finger.
Which it drew immediately saying?
You take my dear William and my heart with this one go too.
And since it covered it, from the tears of him fell eyes.
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

Thus, it is not any more one tariff well thee my Nancy, me cannot remain.
For that, topsail and that are drawn from the anchors to the top aweigh.
And ship the lies, which wait for the following liquid tides.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.

And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.














AGRJABLEMENT AND ADMIRABLY.


It was one morning of middle pleasant and admirable jet.
If it collects also all meadows they have become in in that is covered maize.
And the Amseln and the Thrushes have tragoydi'sej in a one green spout.
And the Lurches this has tragoydi'sej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

And the Lurchers this has trageydi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi쳌fsej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

A seaman and his just loves were "go one day.
Has said the seaman in just his love where I am jumped distant.
I am in jumped for the islands of east, in which nails the firearms oilier.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy? He is the girl that I admire.

It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy that are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring loin their finger that it drew immediately.
That says, you take my most expensive William and my heart in this it goes too.
And provided that this has covered, his fissions has fallen eyes.
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

Thus, is not anymore a taxation my shaft thee Nancy, cannot to remain.
For this, the topsail and this sy'ren taj the anchors aweigh ascendant.
And boat the lies that they expect for the following humid tides.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.

And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 01:43 AM

It was in the month soft July,
Before the sun in the sky is not;
Downwards between two installations of rye
I heard the liked leisures with two.
It did not say so any more
"of the girls, girls, than I do not have and with you to leave can me remains;
But I have to say a word or to two,
if you have an understanding for too teeriges.
You, your father applies large Obacht,
and your mother also combs to the bottom your yellow hair;
And your sisters two say that you do not receive a share,
if you follow me, loves, a foreigner;
And the girl, girls, your fortune is however small,
and perhaps it is right that you do not have absolutely any of it;
And I am not same, loves, for you with all;
give thus your love zu.anderen others."
"OH -, my father can opposes it
and my mother can the eyebrows wrinkle,
and my sisters, two that I exproprie;
And if they had died below the ground and,
I would follow you calmly, loves;
They are not a foreigner!
But the courage of this girl collected to be removed above,
and its cheeks rosigen raised soon wan and of the plates;
And the tears came, troepfelnd like greeting to the bottom
or a heavy shower the summer.
And its rag of collar of Leinens is taken to him thus finely,
and his lips are embraced to him,
and him it is dried eyes;
to say, "no more love cries, because you are meins,
and very that I said, should test you."

(I particularly like "I would follow you calmly, loves..." the original line being "I'd still follow you, love, you're no stranger." Nice example of appropriate mistranslation. ;)

M

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:02 AM

Large yellow taxi [of Joni Mitchell]

They covered paradise. And parker en party j set-up.
With a rose hotel, boutique. And a swinging hot macula.
It does not seem go always.
That you wet what does not have you. To has gone.
They covered paradise.
And parker en party j set-up.



They accepted all shafts. Assumed ' em in the museum of shaft.
And they charged people.
Dollar with half exactly in order to see ' em.
It does not always seem that it goes.
That you do not know you you obtain. To it is gone.
They paved paradise. And is assumed upward me stay for the stand.



He to farmer of placed farmer far D.D.T now this.
They I give points on my apples.
But leave as me the birds and the bees.
Question! It seems not always go.
That you not wet, what you have. Until he has gone.
They have paved Parodies. And in placed Top Park a party.



It is late, in the last night.
Me moth-proof watch it bit and slam it listened to.
And the big yellow taxi. It carried my old person.
It is not visible the for thing always.
It spreads out and you are having the fact that it does not know.
When it goes until. Them packed the paradise.
And as the parking lot which it establishes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:56 AM

Improve crew

All that it will belong in your improve crew
and the ocean me which come in you of battle, my boy,
it will talk child land reduction, will be the Somerville which is his name inside the Nottingham boat
and in the courage which talks, him, that his role which it does it will sleep like this and it controlled.

When we put in the Spithead, from Twas boy June 8th my,
that place inside the boat order and weight our anchor which is a month l thing hazard the hazard guard,
our orders the coast of Northern Ireland which comes, under cruising which runs like this,
conversation the enemy who is peerless to head hazard us not to refuse.

Before the boat which we watch us in the ocean many length what kind of it does not navigate
it will be France which is lofty to be and her, we who come like this
widely in direction lower part will call in the sound which is big her of France,
from where we will come my boy, from our answer backs which it asks and, London is our names from Riverpool.

If Ohio the what kind of man of your warfare which is intends, or, is what and you it intends?
Ohio that time our reduction it will reply, when that your British color which means that you will see quickly it will hit and come,
it will not be like that and it spreads out because you a thing which it will bring are hard
like this, will decrease at the outside which it spreads out and it will not be like that and we to be extensive and sink.

The first broadside where we in order to wonder them to them the n which it will make, give.
The taste t which them is a E and them Sag it acts with thunder it will take in lower part and kek
it will take and sound difficulty we from the quarters kek them them,
them compared to above it will can stay and our gun which is not not to be made
and us positively positively it roared British playing in them who are visible us.

That boat where we burn like this now, my boy, in us shoes speed all
there is a wind which is fair us the pulley me su it navigated to the city,
when the heaven examines was kind like this, us are healthy in our reduction,
and in him will drink all like that improve soul we from the bowl which flows to roll up and,
highland Anh, it is assuredly, the rear end to draw out.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:01 AM

The POP goes Jog swallow.

It is round and ' in the circumference of the forgery sleeping bench '.
The monkey pursed Jog swallow.
The monkey ' all thought the 쳌etwas inside fun.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Disappointment sun grass hazard whey in.
Needle hazard phey nil.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

2 pens so green onion fortune of rice tub anti-.
Green onion fortune of molasses tub anti-.
It comfort it will mix and and ten:00 bedspreads.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

London it came back and it went.
Eagle wild Rag day Rag.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Me there is not an hour and a pine tree, which argue.
Me there is not an hour when it tempts in sweet talk.
Height so it does quickly it will carry and that time me it goes.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:06 AM

Ale of Jones's

3 cheerful companions
came the hill together, it was.
The hill came together
the cheerful crew is formed.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so when the beer of the Sherry liquor
and the pint of bottle Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy it ordered those.

And they were those first number tinkers,
he was not small ale drinker.
He was pleasant beer drinker
in this cheerful crew.
And all he calculated the pint of the best ale
in order to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition.
In order all to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy
when Jones's ale is new.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so they when Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy ordered the beer of the Sherry liquor and their pints of bottle.

(Chorus of mutual difference: When)

the daughter of the landlord, her, and entering,
we kissed to the cheek of those rose colors for the second time.
We to sit down completely, then you sing.
When Jones's ale is new,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy.

And enters the soldier
who has that flintlock with next door was that shoulder,
because rather than he pulling every one, being bold,
the step which is longer than that it is not possible to be flat.
You swore that as for him all people being,
should use pound those should handle the hand everything.
Then he ' drinks pleasant well circle healths completely,

enters with next door with the fire him himself dyer
which sits down ' that craving which forms the cause cheerful crew.
And the woman master the smokestack corner is his himself place straightly to that surface,
he makes his himself surface sit down there,
the fact that it can dye was called to him

and enters with next door the stone carpenter.
That necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
Because the cheerful crew is formed that necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
So, he throws that old hammer vis-a-vis the wall,
the church and the chapel, because as for that it should make the work for the stone carpenter being entirely,
as for the end which enters are the hat house and the fact that it falls,

is not the fat quality person was desired.
The person it cannot do fat quality and to make the cheerful crew.
When the daughter of the woman master, her entering,
he her twixt nose and the jaw, and rolling kissed to the pint of beer which comes

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:21 AM

In raft inside chicken

officer thread drinkin captain ' position,
U in yo and raft chicken!
I ' do not avoid the knockin, but me, inside the goin'!
U in yo and raft chicken!
It iron lever laughin ',
U chicken elegy will come to the yo
and the raft, theyn the place!
He is in me lookin' comedy cut again,!
U in yo and raft chicken!

cho:
In the next Dabtoes and the aftertaste dustman and the raft from
Sittin' that place frightful spectacle a'pickin' what will see,
Monday in the chicken in morning the raft,
in Ohio the chicken! Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!
Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!

In me it gives the too much center and f five r Un five all,
now me, 'whalin' it is a pullin great ambition.
The sea gull wheelin' above the head
and the Ioughter or is a family featherbed inside,!

Me the little girl, became her laughing-stock
inside the Donny-B to be.
Her heart the pusser's sya we,
inside the quarters of hour was hot in the cold and it ran and together it was,!

We Goodbye height su do in the midnight bus,
her Anh isn't she or her first that thing flesh which it loves,
or is different only the cuckoo under being impatient
the highland isn't, does happen inside the man nest?

She went out but and in order to think her the thing
her child it was inside 2 and 3,
she received the sisters inside the Maryhill
and only, the cancer Oh the z all girl talked the inside the Dumfries and it lived,!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:46 AM

Clean boy FLOYD. (Ligneous Guthrie)

Circle the gather illegitimate child offering/accompanying, which comes, the story which I say. Clean boy Floyd, illegality and Oklahoma had known him well.

It was in the town of Shawnee of Saturday afternoon.
Like to the town where those rode that wife of that side of the wagon.

Process server representation got near in the sense that to impolite those it is somewhat.
Using the general word of language and that wife, she made suddenly the ear.

It was good, as for the clean boy the chain of the log as for the clamp and representation grasped that gun.
And it continued swaying, he put in place the representation.

In order to lead the life of shame then he took in the wood and the river.
All crimes of Oklahoma were added to that name.

It is and he takes in the wood, supports the lumber of the Canadian river.
And illegality welcome was found with the door of many farmers.

It is, the farmer who is hungry many, the same it is said there is an old story.
Illegality how pays mortgage, was the small house rescued?

Other things inform the fact that the meal is asked concerning others who come.
And thousand dollar bills were left under the napkin.

That in Christmas Oklahoma City, was to that, it was.
Food miscellaneous goods and all carload of the letter which you said came.

When I am the thief, I am with illegal, you should have said, saying.
There is a Christmas for the family of rescue dinner here.

It was good; through this world the way I did not stop and talked taking.
I met to many of the strange person.

Certain people take 6 guns.
And how many of fountain pens?

Passing by this world, the way passing by this world, the way you walk and turn, taking it does not stop and talks.
Never the family you do not look at the illegality and drive from the house.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 08:07 AM

Me in the neet it will fall in you and regarding the boy who becomes as this distinction a talk it will speak,
wrong comfort pebble he will work in inside,
the wrong comfort pebble the pebble
the hollow with the flesh in lower part,
that will knock nearly in wrong lower part
and to fall regarding 6 day the pebble,
Ji we foot in the comfort pebble and and lower part
lower part distance his jusy the side, wrong the pebble
it will respect Ass who will live it will win and but,
he hazard will fall with an inside in the bar, theyn the place.

Always it will sit inside the same place,
he well quite in wrong comfort pebble
lower part the pebble,
Yoju person in his face side will be
pebble n in wrong Iss Iss a
nd comfort pebble lower part
in the eye which it shines in opposition,
but this and it will fall and the A it surprises
1st day rise will become the cause which gets up the oil inside
the hazard his ramp in the new bar girl,
he which is a pebble n in the comfort pebble
lower part which will be wrong

her wine, the boughjt her position accident,
will be pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
on her chin lower part her for quality,
the wrong comfort pebble, The pebble n thing hazard it started him in lower part,
but this and in opposition this f Ul le the r approximately 6 things height
big he or is small rather inside,
he talks, "the colleague in our burden which ' sees the yerhewin the barn! "
In wrong comfort pebble lower part pebble ten:00 bedspreads.

It pasted under evaluating, wrong must go round
in the comfort pebble and lower part,
fun step, wrong it went round in the comfort pebble and lower part
and the boy went round and hazard it gathered,
it will be clear, the overcoat will come,
the fist which it puts in inside it will win
and theyn the place it peeled and and the rear rs
where to who will doze was poor and long
in wrong comfort pebble n multi lower part
the burden which becomes it headed,,
it and in 10 flesh the thing flesh and the pebble it bet.

When the battery which the battle gets the whole surface now supremely beautiful and,
it will be a pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
he will wear out the weekly bulletin and compared to hazard one which it closes
and, it will be a pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
it will be like that and she goes out the inside yard,
where are you all young f Ul le the rs comes you her
which the stick seizes the maid inside the air which woos,!
In wrong comfort pebble lower part pebble ten:00 bedspreads.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:43 AM

lennan-shee she where from that place
1) Lagan hour I am in agony in love goes out but
and inside the thr egg l where is not also the life
it puts in my mind to peel
and inside her eye where the night is to her head
lullaby the non lily the song which is the dusk low light level
which is fair in the place which it does love hazard
freedom all week and.

2) her father the barge 'TwixtLeamh-beag with navigates the Druim differently;
And she wrongly hazard his stove in the river marge which is lonely clearly.
She the fairy will be high only and at the time of the mother who her which will die is gentle;
The dew love defends her memory green but in the Lagan side.

3) with B in her where the beetle alarm Hath which eve will calm down
well is lonely in the shieling and the dooring in the crying sound
at the time of Hoom seven at any time.
From that place to the cricket song pebble,
she with sad sweetness fortune inside undertone
the bogwood non and 4 song of heart desire it economizes the wing wing)

the hazard her love her illusion which will carry, from her heart, is from inside,:
The height which her is warm su infection of sin Iss it is an inclination which is not.
And it will go out and in order good season when stimulating my, foot, the wind of earnest desire from from darkness of night the non l
thing nu lets to leave a meal atlas love and the light the Tis.

which lennan-shee she where from that place
5) Lagan hour I are in agony in love goes out but and inside the thr egg l
where is not also the life it puts in my mind to peel
and inside her eye where the night is to her head
lullaby the non lily the song which is the dusk low light level
which is fair in the place which it does love hazard
freedom all week and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:52 AM

Perhaps because that me is Londoner,
that so there is I love London.
Perhaps that me me even somewhere with me
it is Londoner which is thought concerning her who goes.

I in obtain the feeling where I whom you are walking
to the top and bottom am strange exactly.
Perhaps as for that as for me thing
I who love London town am Londoner.

Subject: Mangled Lyrics/ Clean boy FLOYD -(Ligneous Guthrie
From: Genie
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 02:44 PM

"Clean boy Floyd" (Ligneous Guthrie)" - ROFLMAO!

Favorite lines:
"Circle the gather ... Clean boy Floyd, illegality ... "

"Using the general word of language and that wife, she made suddenly the ear. "

" he takes in the wood, supports the lumber of the Canadian river. "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 03:55 AM

Dance and your dad, me in the small man
my enemy to laddie dance

Thou will be a fish to your dad
and the doubling Thou your dad, me,
in the small man must eat hoof
l Taegu inside pan dance, when coming in,
to the thou it hugged certainly and must be,

there must be a tail group Thou which,
burns we it loved the d young girl
and her all your life to respect,
her thou art has the man and wife

Thou in your dad and in order good season
and when being your young girl and a thou
must be her man dance happening, me the small man

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 05:40 AM

TIME TO COME HARD EVEN MORE. (Stephen Care)

You make count us in the pleasures of the life pause even and it쳌fs much of tears.
While we ensure all sup with the arms.
There is a song, which is delayed for always in our ears.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

Choral society:

쳌eTis the song, the sigh of the inert one.
Hard times, hard times, do not come yet any more.
Many days was delayed you around my door cabin.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

While we seek of Frolic h kite and a beauty and one - homosexual and light of music.
There are the weak forms, which fall to the door in impotence.
Although their voices are calm, pleading statement their at sight.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

There is far Latten maid going down on him lives bad plait.
With a worn heart to which better days are more o'er.
Although its voice, ' which 'tis which it whole day sighing to be would be merry.
OH- hard times, do not come again more

'Tis, a sigh which is, on the worrying wave wafted.
` Tis jamming which is heard after the bank `
'Tis a dirge, around the weak tomb raus gecht becomes.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

TIME TO COME HARD STILL MORE. (Stephen Cares)

You made us measure in in the pleasures of life pause ren and a lot of the fissions.
While we ensure all sup with 쳌eem prats a.
Exists a song that delays for always in in our ears.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Chorus:

"Her song, the sigh inactive.
Hard years, hard years, do not come still anymore.
Your a lot of days they have delayed round the door of my Campin as.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

While we search Frolic hkeight and a beauty and - homosexuals and lighting of music.
It exists the impossible forms that fall in the door in a disability.
Even if their votes are calm, their statement aspect in that speaks.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Exists distant a Latten maid descendant, this lives ablute.
With anus j heart of that better days is more 쳌eer.
Even if his vote, "that her that entire day sighing you are would be cheerful.
OH - the hard years, do not come again more Her `,
A sigh that is, stop inqui tante wave wafted.
Her ` the Jamming that is heard later side ` dirge,
Around from the impossible grave raus gecht becomes.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 07:59 AM

IRISH, EYES SMILE THEMSELVES.

(Lyric poetry by Chauncey Ghoul cottage and +. Graff, Jar. the music of Ernest)

It passes on a crack in your eye to R. Ball.
And I surprise myself for which.
Everything never must there for.
With an energy in your smile.
Certainly a stone, which you would deceive.
Thus he teardrop fall would have never.
As your gentle trawller neden laugh.
Such as fairy song.
And him luminous eyes Twinkle, such as can be.
They would laugh whole must when.
And another Zeit lame chins whole.
And now, for me smiles smile.

Chorale:

Irish, eyes smile themselves.
Certain 'tis wants the morning in spring.
In Lied hen of Irish laugh.
They can hear the angels sing. Irish, is harden itself happy.
The whole world seems luminous and homosexual.
And as Irish eyes smile.
Certainly flying they heart far your.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Murkey
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:18 AM

Hope this hasn't bene done already...

Oh says red Molly to James "that a fine motorcycle is. A girl could believe, particularly on possibly such same one "says that James is to red Molly" of my hat from to you it a Vincent of black Lightning, 1952. And I saw, you at the corners and to the coffee it red hair to seem and black leather, my favourite color draft "and he on her after pulled and down to Boxhill, which says her to Oh rode, James to red Molly" here a ring for your right hand am, but I you explain that in serious I am a dangerous man. For has me with the law fought, since I was seventeen, I robbed much a man for receiving my machine Vincent. Now I am 21 years, could I 22 form and I worry not to die but for the love from you to. And if Fortschr1tt mean fate then break, I give you my Vincent to the travel "" down come, down come, red Molly" called Sergeant McRae "for her took young James Adie for armed robbery. Shotgun bang struck its box, left nothing inward. Oh come down, red Molly to its dying top ", when them came to the hospital, there were much leave it ran out made of road, did not run out it made of breath, but it smiled, in order to see, their cry, which it said that "I give you to my Vincent to the travel" James "according to my opinion say, to there nothing into these world impacts 52 Vincent and a red preceding girl is. Now Nortons and Indian and Greeves do not do, ampere-hour, have them not a soul like a Vincent 52"oh -, which it reached for its hand and it did not slide it the keys, said "I further use for these had. I see to house "and he angels on Ariels in the leather and chrome, Swooping down from the sky to carrying I gave her a last kiss and died and he gave it its Vincent to the travel.

Turns out James survives in this one:

'which it reached for its hand and it did not slide it the keys, said "I further use for these had.'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:44 AM

LIKE IT AND MYSELF YOUNG PERSON GOODS, MAGGIE.
(George collect W. John wires and James of tin lubricate: 1866)

I wind-talk today to the hill, Maggie.
The scene to pay attention downwards.
The affluent and the old mill rusting, Maggie.
Where we had sat in length, it is a long time.
Green Wall dung went to from Maggie of the hill.
Where Gents blue McHen resulted initially.
The old mill quiescence is still, of Maggie.
Since you and myself were young.

Choral society:

And now we aged and, of grey Maggie.
And the attempts on the life almost takes place.
But with me you, such as you were, if be adapted of Maggie.
As you and myself were young.

A city so gently and solitaire ment, Maggie.
Where the homosexual young person and and best.
In the polished white villas of the stone, Maggie.
Let find each one a place of the remainder.
It becomes, where the birds used to play, of Maggie establish.
And attach to song those, which were sung.
Homosexuals like it, of Maggie sang us thus.
As you and myself were young.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics- Mangled Titles
From: Genie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 07:45 PM

Some of these lines are hilarious! ROFL

See if you can decipher these mangled song titles. The parenthetical phrases are alternative mangled translations I found.)   The general sequence was English - Portugese - Dutch - French - German - English, sometimes with Spanish, Chinese, or Italian thrown in. (If a particular language left too many words untranslated, I tended to drop it from the sequence.)

TITLES
1-1. Its agreement does not go for the soil away becomes.
1-2. Case of you to the stage of the dance of do not leave, to climb down from
1-3. They do not leave the subject it must descend.

2. In the payment of the summer

3-1. The stars do not mix the too received eye from you
3-2. They do not go leaving the first paper to reach in its eyes.

4. The partisans dreamed about it.

5-1. Fortune, they are today's Mrs. of the night
5-2.   The occasion (the opportunity), one woman relative this evening.

6. Investment into cut

7. Tides of the case

8-1. Satin marionnette
8-2. Of the wrist of satin.

9-1. Ah, Sugar factory of secret of life, finally I, you found
9-2. Ah, smooth secret of life, finally I found it!

10. This you must be

11-1 Sign Wabash truck mixed
11-2. The hose (flexible tube) of Wabash

12-1. Hillock blue raspberry
12-2. Of the hill of the bilberry

13-1. If the cross, cross lipstick of the blackbird comes longitudinally winds wire of the wire
13-2. If it and coil of the drawer of red comes.
13-3.   If the Robin lipstick and the rouge the coil of Bob de Bob completely come.

(That one is one of my favorites!!) :-D

15. I am in the love to of the choice
15-2. They are in the tendency for love.

16-1. In the choice (by Throat Of The Rolling Mill)
16-2. Of the tendency on in that the form (by Gorges With Mill)

17-1. The boy of the company B Bugel of Woogie opened the packing car of Boogie
17-2. 16. Dance to the boy of the bugler Woogie de B at the pickup truck

18-1. Oh, how one raises hate in the morning to me!
18-2. Oh as I abhor the morning, in order to be on top

I like that last one too!! LOL

19-1. The breakage as of tomorrow
19-2. Tomorrow, it broke.

20 The old bathtub in the oak wood

21. Tenting this late in the old earth to encamp

22. The difficult years no longer now prevent many from the other time (Stephen C. Adopted)

23-1. Which concerns the large separation of the water (Wolf of Kate)
23-2. The great crosspiece of will is uniform
23-3. The large will cross divided.

24-1. Always me of beautiful of the blister
24-2. Never to the bubbles run through.
24-3. To the bubbles are not never burnt through.

25. Trunks and forms


I will post the answers separately, in jumbled sequence. See if you can match them.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:13 PM

No contest - you won!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:13 PM

Oh, it's not that kind of contest, Mr. Happy. §;-x

Some of those are almost indecipherable without a hint. But here is the jumbled list of the real titles.

A - Ebb Tide
B - Putting On The Ritz
C - Luck, Be A Lady Tonight
D - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B
E - Satin Doll
F - Daydream Believer
G - Summer Wages
H - Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes
I - The Old Oaken Bucket
J - It Had To Be You
K - Ah, Sweet Mystery Of Life, At Last I've Found You
L - I'm In The Mood For Love
M - Cockles & Mussels
N - Tenting Tonight On The Old Camp Ground
O - The Wabash Cannonball
P - Morning Has Broken
Q - Blueberry Hill
R - Across The Great Divide
S - Don't let your deal go down.
T - When The Red, Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbin Along
U - In The Mood
V - I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
W - Hard Times Come Again No More
X - Oh How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 03:44 AM

Good secret conference enough
the small-sized 6 pens su in song
of the A the green onion 4 hooves
and 20 cci lu ley flag inside song.
The green onion when as does the
bird song do was started the thing,
intelligence it wasn't, the thing authorization
elegance which it will put on the front of wages is the plate it opened?

The wages will eat the bread
and cci lu ley the flag five temper
her noses will fall in the lower part
which in his conference market
which it counts from his money
where the queen will be inside the passenger compartment
is ccol time the honey will hang
from the cloth inside the regular staff to be a maid.

If that's not clear enough:

completely sing at a song of the bag sixpence
A from rye four and twenty blackbirds,
which were cooked at the furnace in a pie in crust.
When is it that the pie in crust
the birds to sing begun,
was not only a good-tasting plate setting
before the king was opened?

The king was in his account house,
that outside of his money the fact
that the queen was in the eating salon
bread counts and the honey
the good was in the garden,
which hangs outside of the clothes,
if a blackbird came downward
and except a nose clay/tone picoté.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 11:54 AM

Great Britain vibrates. (The Roger it pushes)

Singing together:

The pendulum together the Ohio British swing.
By 2 in bicycle 2 the policeman.
Why sun thus it pushed and so it sprouted and the Catholic Church, pike it cut the tower.
Work rose light of child, deep-red cheek.

You and except the money which is sufficient and you last
you do not live and when the oyster you emit, now.
Until capture in that piece of ocean in travel your family.
You will have your travel and before going, have an end and go.
Talk to you to where and in order the good season when it will carry make.

Go to Great Britain.
The Mama's long the green onion which becomes it will sleep and your papa's chops the beard.
It fell from the windowsill, which is pleasant inside the grass.
Method it tries the birdcage one thing and them, fun, but inside having become Huts, all it talks. The d it sees blankly in the man whom it concludes in U rugby hat and the stick.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:09 PM

SAN Francisco you're in gonna conference thin you
The reel it wears the E for flower inside your hair
and el wears is thin from that place flower of E for inside your hair and and in SAN Francisco the you which;
When the re was positive, when el E for the person who is gentle for

they it comes to SAN Francisco
summer hour from that place in that piece of the nation
in inside they hair all inside in the flower
SAN Francisco the person who is gentle twus

Oh lang inside the A in fortune explanation
the whole occurrence you was newly SAN Francisco
summer hour and u the cotton it came that place
when you were at SAN Francisco summer hour ses

Oh lang the A it came inside, it was positive in SAN Francisco
and for they it comes the motion there'
which inside motion does to live the person inside the person east;
The S that place will be a vibrating person who is same
strange inside ses Oh lang inside the A

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:16 PM

Go children of the native country
on the honour day arrived!
Against us of tyranny
the bloody flag waived to hear
in our Mugir campaigns these wild soldiers?

They come into your arms.
Their threads, your companions schroepfen!
At the citizen weapons your battalions form
out go, go that impure blood soaks our furrows

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:22 PM

Me a B and it is a Henery 8 and,!
The Henery 8 me is,! Me is,!
Me it got married in the widow side house,
her it got before 7 it gets married.
All it will be a Henery,
she will not be the Willie or the Sam, theyn the place.
Me as the Henery her 8th old person who becomes distinction,
8th me which am a B is the Henery.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: rumgumption
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 04:16 PM

There goes my productivity for the afternoon...


The night of, because consequently
I can have come rambled, green speech that
Me overheard a new woman,
With of Reynardine inside.

Its hair black, its blue eye,
Its so red edge, how much the wine
And smile, more in surface von of you,
Fêz sly to consider this, bold Reynardine.

It means, Messrs of civil
Friendly and each, my company forsake,
Because in my correct fear before opinion
I you are to it a bar of agitation out of wood.

No, him, no bar of wood agitation of Oh-
Is taken known as in top me, in the train of Venus ',
But I seek after secrecy
All to which to be enough on the level alleinen.

His beauty consequently, me seduced,
I could not lead it fine,
This one am thus him with my Injektor
Which I become all the maintenance him in high mountain.

The E, perhaps if with me,
You were by chance to seek me,
Because I am in my lock, does not
Inform yourselves for of Reynardine.

Sun and of the degree to follow it,
Its tooth that shiningly to shine
And its to increase mountain von a-the,
Fêz this sly, bold Reynardine to lead.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - La Marseillaise
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:11 PM

Paul, here are a couple more 'translations' of La Marseillaise, using
French ->German->Spanish->Italian-English.

Usually, I translated from each language into English then to another language and back, partly because the online translator wouldn't translate some words (e.g., "mugir") but I knew what they meant in English.

Here are two composite translations, using the funniest lines resulting from the various "translation" attempt:


Prevent us to go, children of the country born them!
The day of fame came to!
Against we of tyranny the bleeding small flag gives in.
You in our campaigns it feels them these wanted soldiers high to cry out?
They even come in our crews,
Court of the throats of your threads of the spiral, their partners!

In the crews, Citizen!
Educate your battalions!
Prevent us to go, prevent us to go!
That impure spirit!
It impregnates ours furrows!

---
Go, children of the country of the mother!
The day of fame came to!
Against we of tyranny the bleeding banner is increased.
You mean in our campaigns these wild soldiers yell high?
They even come in our arms (They even come into our arms)
Cut he throats of its children, for workers to be!

To the weapons, citizens!
Form your asking valley ion!
It goes! It goes!
That infers one impurely,
Water ours forward!

And this line -- Ils viennent jusqu'a dans no bras -- kept coming out all sorts of different, funny ways!

They come in our arms.
They even came in our arms.
They come into our arms.
They come TO in our arms.
They come in our crews.
They not to arrive to our handles.

LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - Home, Sweet Home!
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:36 PM

Sorcha just posted the lyrics to this one for the DT, so I hadda go see how it would translate online.
This time I just went English->French->English, etc.
The meaning of the verses actually survived the translations relatively well, but the chorus wasn't so lucky.

To French and back:
SOFT HOUSE AT THE HOUSE
John Howard Payne,Henry R. Bishop

Among pleasures and palates although we can wander,
That it either always so humble, there is no place like the house!
A charm of the skies seems to sanctify us there,
What seek by the world, is the never met elsewhere.

At the house! At the house!
Candy, soft house!
There is no place like the house,
There is no place like the house!
---------
To German and back:

SWEET MAIN HOUSE
John Howard Payne,Henry R. Bishop

Chorus:
Head! Head!
Drop, sweet house!
There is no place such as house,
There is no place such as house!

---------
To Spanish and back:

Chorus:

To the house! To the house!
Caramel, smooth house!
There is no place like the house,
There is no place like the house!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - Star Spangled Banne
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 09:26 PM

Speaking of national anthems:
(French, Portugese, and German)


The First Role Of Flag Keep Decorated With Spangles

Ah, the word, can see you for the advanced light of the paddle
what thus proudly we hail in the last shine of the paddle,
Who draws aside from the bands and to shine holds the first role with the dangerous combat,
On parts of RAM,* what we give, did the attention run thus too courageously?
And the red glare of the rockets, bombs, those with an air burst,
gave the test with the night, that our sign of inscription was always there.
Ah, the word, mark the wave of flag decorated with spangles by holding the first role however
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one?



In the coast you are understood, lit yourself by nebulas of the deep,
Where the arrogant owner of the enemy rests in the fear of peace,
Which is those which the breeze, on increased absorbs to him,
as fitfully manufactures to him, half hides, half of diffusions?
Now it stops the gleam of the first ray the morning light,
In full fame the glare was reflected now in the river:
It east holds the first role the sign of location decorated with spangles!
Ah, length it can move wavelike
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one!

And where is this volume, thus vauntingly oath
this devastation of the war and the disorder of the battle,
Do a remainder and a country have to enter more?
Its blood is washed for the pollution of its dirty stages.
No protection could preserve the lackey and the slaves
of terror of flight or cloudy direction of the tomb:
And to hold it the first role decorated the sign of inscription in the triumph of vagueness
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one!

Ah! Thus which it always, if the free men are
between its liked remainder and the devastation of the war!
Blessed with the victory and peace, sky-stored country, can
it congratulate energy that has those, in an educated way and a nation in it preserves.
It must conquer us then, if ours cause, it is right,
And it is our slogan: "in God is our confidence."
And the hold the first role spangled marking sign in triumph moves wavelike
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous!

*Random Access Memory, not a male sheep.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:14 PM

Mr. Happy, I love your "Here We Go Looby-Loo" and "The Hokey Pokey!" LOL

Genie

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - A Place In The Choir
From: Genie
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:40 PM

English-Spanish-French-German-Italian-English
A lot of the meaning survived this journey pretty well, but I do love the lines about him feeling the bottom, the charlatans ducking, the tortoise plunging itself into you, and the "old gray" sighing "Oh, of the rat!"

And that "Customers of Staines" (or "Accounts Of Staines," as it came out in some versions) really can write, can't he? ;-D

Genie
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A SQUARE IN THE CHORUS
Beside: Customers of Staines

Abstention:
The creatures of the whole God have caught a square in the chorus.
Some sing the deeper point and the others sing in the advanced side,
Some sing high towards to the outside in the line of the telephone,
Whichever ones palm their right hands or foot or all things the hour has caught up.

He feels the bottom, it's what it is in the heart
Where croaks the frog of the bull and the hippopotamus
Objections groan and in the great tattoo
And the old cow, not hardly "the MOO" disappears.

Dogs and cats, they take mediums
Where whirrs the bee of the honey and the violins of the crickets,
Bawlings of the ass and that one the colts of the whinnies
And old grays sigh "Oh, of the rat!"

(Abstention)

It is felt for the small cover with the song of the birds
And melodíes and high noises of notes
And the owl of the outcry, it walks above all
And the big merle differs from it.

Songs the night, Song the day
And the small charlatan ducks and is in the relative sense
And the otter has not been able to say a lot
And moreover the porcupine speaks.

(Abstention)

Simple song is one, the small sung everywhere
From the cattle and the vixen and grizzly bear of the bear,
The astonished crocodile and the hawk arrive,
Astute old weasel and the turtle plunges itself into you.

Abstention:
The creatures of the whole God have caught up a location in the chorus.
Some sing the deeper point and the others sing in the advanced side
Some sing high to the outside in the line of the telephone
Some clap their hands or feet to the right or every possible thing, the hour has caught up.