BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations

Subject: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM

Personally, I don't recommend crocks-of-shit at all.

I don't recommend rap music. I don't recommend the war in Iraq. I don't recommend a damned thing having to do with George W. Bush.

But that doesn't mean other people can't recommend crocks-of-shit if they want to. You wanna do some recommending? Go right ahead.

And anyone who says anything about this thread being "stoopid" or "dumbass" or anything about "wasting bandwidth" can kiss my ass!

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Peace
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:30 PM

Spatulas. I recommend spatulas. Helps clean out the crocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM

I recommend Martin Dreadnoughts, Shiraz and Beaujolais, long tender kisses and a warm body breathing nearby in the night. I recommend Shermans to those who want to smoke, horseback rides on fog-strewn shorelines in summer at dawn, the study of yoga, Go, and black strong Arabica or Sumatran coffee. I recommend going to sea, learning science and engineering and why, questioning authority. I recommend completing do-it-yourself projects and keeping things reasonably neat. Above all else I recommend being completely true to the truest self you can see, and knowing fully the very best there is to know of your soul.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:36 PM

A crock of horseshit does wonders in the garden.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:57 PM

I like your recommendations, Amos. Not a crock-of-shit among 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:37 AM

The mushroom diet again? (aka keep em in the dark and feed em lotsa horseshit)

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Raptor
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM

I recomend that you don't give your cat a bath!

It takes too long to get all that fur off your tounge.

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM

Howz 'bout repaelin' that danged ammendment that won't let Bush run fir a 3rd term???

That kinda what you had in mind, B-zer???

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Raptor
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:39 AM

I recomend Amos for president.

I like the way he thinks.

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:36 PM

Raptor, that's not what we meant when we recommended you try eating...
                  Oh, never mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM

"I recomend that you don't give your cat a bath!

It takes too long to get all that fur off your tounge."

Just soap it and toss it in the toilet. Flush four or five times. Make sure the lid is closed.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:55 PM

And open the lid with a long stick from well outside the kill-zone...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:28 PM

Give your life to Jesus

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

Give your wife to Jesus

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM

Second the spatulas. And dish soap.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM

I recommend dropping back 10 yards and punting.

I also recommend not doing TOO good of a job on stuff...folks will begin to expect it.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:26 PM

Conversely... Drink lots of cold water and walk slow. It works. No crock-of-shit.

Otherwise, live and let live... or fuck off and die.

Yeah... I know. But - I have just read a bunch of the other threads and gee, golly, gosh, it seams like a lot of people want to recommend what I should do... think... and the seem to think that their recommendations MUST be followed, even though they recommend stuff that don't make no nevermind to them.

I recommend everyone just keep their nose in their own business. Say now, how's that for a crock-of-shit that will never happen?

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:28 PM

"What a friend we have in Jeeeeee-suss
Christ Almighty, what a palllllll"

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:28 PM

Hope I didn't offenbd any Muslims with that post . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM

Perhaps the ******* were offended, what with that being their Xmas song and all.

Oh... before you jump all over that, and, you know who you are, it's a joke. Lighten up.

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:00 PM

Martin Gibson

Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM

I put a song of that title in 0.8351.

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

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