BS: Eggs

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:40 PM

Eggs--the ultimate clones.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM

"Cogito eggo sum"

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: GUEST,The Egg
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:26 PM

Embedded with Chicken, I always come first.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: autolycus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:00 PM

Perhaps not everyone knows of the psychiatrist (Stan Freberg) who owned a horse that clucked.

Passerby"Why does your horse cluck instead of neighing?"

Psych. "He has a complex - he thinks he's a chicken."

Pas. "Well you're a psychiatrist. Why don't you straighten him out?"

Psych. "I would - but I need the eggs."


Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: bobad
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:56 PM

You must be disappointed after having such Great Eggspectations.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:49 PM

I went to a joke site to see how the chicken and the egg thing was rated. I'da given it a five outta five for wit and humour. The people who voted for the funniness of that joke gave it 1.6 out of five. Go figger.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:43 PM

Cluin, he laid one himself, din't he? Also, a chicken having sex with an egg is just WRONG!

Somebody told me this once, and I've never forgotten it, because mostly I forget important stuff: the egg came first. Another critter, a not-quite-chicken, a chickensaurus, or something else laid an egg with a mutant embreyo in it, and that embreyo is what we know today as the chicken. Not the same chicken.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM

Un oeuf le dindon.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

nothing stinks like an eggstinct egg...

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Micca
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:28 PM

because one egg is un oeuf?

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:17 PM

Impossible scenario. Unworkable premise. Reprehensible punchline.

Bravo, Peace. I salute you.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:15 PM

Something of interest here ... I read somewhere that Paul Simon got the title of the song 'Mother and Child Reunion' from an item off of a restaraunt menu for a dish that included chickens and eggs.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:13 PM

Chicken and the egg had sex. When they'd done, the chicken lit a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess we've answered THAT question."

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:10 PM

yuk yuk

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Is this a yolk?

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: bobad
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM

Do they come from chickens or is it the other way around ? I forget.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:04 PM

eggbert.

Subject: RE: BS: Eggs
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:03 PM

Eggs-actly.

Subject: BS: Eggs.
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM

The thread title says it all.