Wincers

Subject: RE: Wincers
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 11:59 PM

I know we have mentioned this before but how oh how could the person who wrote the beautiful song which now I forget the words..but come to the something like a warrior nothing will bore yer...I at least sing not like a lawyer....mg

Subject: RE: Wincers
From: alanabit
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 02:26 AM

It sounds a bit like the Ian Dury school of songwriting (which I rather like).
"Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer
There ain't 'alf been some clever bastards...."

Subject: RE: Wincers
From: Bert
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 02:27 AM

If a line is too bad you can always use it in a funny song.

I wrote a song about Momma spit once, it is horrible really but always gets a laugh.

The trick is to sing it WITHOUT wincing.

Here 'tiz