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BS: Kendall Groupie Alert

SINSULL 12 Mar 06 - 08:56 PM
Severn 12 Mar 06 - 09:41 PM
jacqui.c 12 Mar 06 - 09:45 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Mar 06 - 05:33 AM
kendall 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 AM
Amos 13 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM
SINSULL 13 Mar 06 - 08:39 AM
John MacKenzie 13 Mar 06 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,catsPHiddle@work 13 Mar 06 - 09:21 AM
MaineDog 13 Mar 06 - 09:29 AM
Sorcha 13 Mar 06 - 09:55 AM
ranger1 13 Mar 06 - 10:17 AM
jacqui.c 13 Mar 06 - 10:23 AM
Tinker 13 Mar 06 - 10:24 AM
Morticia 13 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM
jacqui.c 13 Mar 06 - 11:42 AM
GUEST,Mick Jagger 13 Mar 06 - 11:45 AM
jacqui.c 13 Mar 06 - 11:57 AM
John MacKenzie 13 Mar 06 - 11:58 AM
GUEST,Mick Jagger 13 Mar 06 - 12:03 PM
Seamus Kennedy 13 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM
Peace 13 Mar 06 - 01:17 PM
katlaughing 13 Mar 06 - 01:32 PM
Tinker 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Mar 06 - 02:18 PM
gnu 13 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM
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GUEST,Jimmy Paige 13 Mar 06 - 07:59 PM
Barry Finn 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 PM
Barry Finn 13 Mar 06 - 08:40 PM
GUEST,Dani 13 Mar 06 - 08:44 PM
Barry Finn 13 Mar 06 - 08:49 PM
GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam 13 Mar 06 - 08:58 PM
kendall 13 Mar 06 - 09:19 PM
GUEST,Ditzee Lee 13 Mar 06 - 09:28 PM
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Subject: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 08:56 PM

OK Ladies! Get your keyboards warmed up and head for the "boast" thread. Kendall needs a transfusion. And while you are at it put in a good word for that sexy Canadian with the huge heart, gnu.
SINS, Headmistress


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Subject: RE: BS: Ken Doll Group E Alert
From: Severn
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 09:41 PM

How many of you Barbies does it take to give a transfusion to a Ken Doll?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 09:45 PM

They wouldn't dare - that's my perogative.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:33 AM

OK Kendall I won't say I'm not jealous of all this admiration; nay adoration, that you receive from these lovely Mudcat ladies, but I am puzzled.
If you're so goddam irresistable how come I didn't fall in love with you too?
I must admit to admiring your capacity for fresh lobsters and melted butter though.
Damn the cholesterol, "Anybody want that last lobster?"
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 AM

Sigh


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM

Aw, g'wan Skippah; in your heart, you know you love it! LOL


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:39 AM

Giok - you were distracted by the sheep in the kilt.
And where are the Ladies? Twelve hours and no replies? This is unheard of.
Of course, getting married didn't help, Kendall. Knocked you right off the Toy Boy list. Hmmmm. A mutiny perhaps? See what you've done, jacqui?
Now Kendall has only you and me to comfort him - heh heh heh (SINS cackling cronelike)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:06 AM

A strangely uncomforting thought!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:21 AM

SINS!...I would have replied but my hubby might see it...so I will lust after The Mighty Kendall from afar!! *G*

Khatt x


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: MaineDog
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:29 AM

Gee, Kendall,
With all this support you could start you own festival in South Portland or wherever, and EVERYONE would come!
MD


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:55 AM

I'm afraid of Jacqui! :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:17 AM

She certainly has both Kendall and Seamus well trained, that's for sure!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:23 AM

Afraid of Moi? Surely not?

Tami - I just kill both the boys with kindness and they fall at my feet! (And if you believe that....)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:24 AM

Well, I'm certainly not afraid of Jacqui --hrumph at the very idea. Now finding time to wrestle the computer from four teens is a much more difficult undertaking.Apologiies for the 12 hour delay. My transfusions will be limited to hugs -- that's probably all I can handle given that this is Kendall Morse and there is usually a line.

Dani and I even took him right out from under both SINSULL and Jacqui last summer and ran off to the coast --- good thing he's a strong man.

Love Ya

tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM

Well dammit, everyone knows I've been nursing a broken heart since that damn llama took him out from under my very nose.Just got over that and that witch ( who is no better than she ought to be IMO even if she does make very nice shawls, and is kind and funny and good looking but so???) from England shows up and off he goes again....whadja want from me, blood?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:42 AM

Aw shucks Morti - now you got me blushing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Mick Jagger
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:45 AM

You mean I have serious comeptition?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:57 AM

Definitely. Particularly since Kendall can spell. :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:58 AM

He seems to put a spell on the ladies!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Mick Jagger
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 12:03 PM

I bet Kendall can't dance or hold the microphone like me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM

Well, Jacqui may have Kendall well-trained, but she certainly hasn't tried to train me.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:17 PM

Word on the street is he's trained, but he ain't housebroke yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:32 PM

Sins, I guess that makes you and me old cronies....*groan*!

Somebody wanted to post at 3a this morning, but I wouldn't let her. Now, she is driving me nuts, so here ya go...one more Kendall groupie:

Like, I just love that KenDoll, ya know what I mean, that one from like way up there somewhere, like I dunno? Is it, like, oh man, where is it, oh well, like I love him, anyway and I can't get my mom to let me go out there, even though Mick Jagger offered me a ride. I mean like it's MICK, MOM!! Lemme go, but no way, like she si so mean and all I wanna do is go see KenDoll and give him like the biggest ol' gnarly kiss and so what if he's married, like he could get a deevorce real easy in Vegas, ya know what I'm sayin' and like we could go off t'gether. No way! That MICK is OLD and no way better than KenDoll...he's so manly! So, like I'll try to sneak out, anyway, and like, ya know what I mean? Watch for me, KenDoll and I'll be yours forever just like in the song!

Okay, that's ENOUGH, Ditzee Lee, get back in that house, you are grounded!

Me? Oh, I'll take off with Seamus-that is if Sins'll share dogsitting. I'm a sucker for a big ol' hairy dawg.

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM

Mr. Kennedy, take it from a careful observer of the complex interactions of Kendall and his ladies, you don't now what you're misssing but you should feel left out. It's just one more thing Kendall handles very, very well. ( Insert slow Kendall grin and head shake here)

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:18 PM

"sniff"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM

G. ""sniff""? You catching cold from all that snowy weather in the Highlands?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:23 PM

Did katlaughing just proposition Seamus Kennedy?

And Tinker:
"Dani and I even took him right out from under both SINSULL and Jacqui last summer"
Surely you mean from under our noses? Even Jacqui has limits!

Mick - Kendall can dance. And he doesn't have to hold a microphone. He has forty Groupies fighting for the privilege to hold it for him.

Bet I'm in trouble with Jacqui now, given how Mick Jagger holds a microphone. But I seem to remember something about Kendall and a belaying pin - much more impressive than a microphone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:04 PM

Ladies, I love you all, but you are paving the way to the bleedin' cellar!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:08 PM

Down Down Down Derry Down

Now it's a music thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:31 PM

See you in the basement sweetie..... XX

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:31 PM

.."I went down down down in a burning ring of ire.."


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:46 PM

Hahahaha. Are the old flames pilin' it higher? Hehehehe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:12 PM

We may feed the flames, but we'll leave it to Jacqui to tend the fire...


Love ya both

tink


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:15 PM

Anyone bring the handcuffs and cat o'nine?**BG**

Sins! Seamus...the dawg...I'd hardly call our Mr. Kennedy "hairy!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 06:43 PM

Smoke in the attic but fire in the basement?
Sorry - I'll leave now.

I thought since he wears a full beard, kat...
Going for real now


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 06:47 PM

Kat - we got the cat o' nine tails as a wedding present but haven't had the handcuffs yet.

Liz - you'll have to come visit to see Kendall in the cellar......

SINS - as long as it's only his microphone you're holding.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 07:09 PM

Can I touch his belaying pin too?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Jimmy Paige
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 07:59 PM

Hey girls, why don't you tear yourself away from old Kendall and come up this stairway to heaven with me. I'll let you know I converted it into an escalator. At our age I don't think we could make up there by climbing actual stairs do ya. Gotta preserve some of our energy (what little we have in us these days), if ya know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 PM

This is gone on quite long enough, ain't fair to us guy catters.
A little ego bostin' for the ol Cap is one thin but we're getting green here in what's quickly becoming Cat Land.

Sorry SINSIL after us green guys gets done with 'em the only thing on fire will be that be-lying pin stuck up 'is hin quaters. That'll give 'em a voice again & 'e won't be telling nut'ing but the 'hole truth, that'll be 'ard on 'em but not 'ard enoug. Damn down east, old dog bone of a shep herder. Jacqui.c don't you go a fretting non with all these whinning mudcat fluesies flutting about. Ya know, "give 'em what they want & they'll want it all the time" (from the Funkadelics). They don't want that little ol KenDoll boy-toy they jus wants what u guts an we ain't about to let them ERect no shinning ass shrine to 'im either. Jel-loose little ol hens. But still where gonna have to cage 'im up & ship 'em out for his on good & for the good of us green guys.
Any ways you jus give 'em a big goodnight smooch, tuck 'em in safely ta bed & let 'em know that it's jus a knight-mare & 'alls be well with 'em in the morning. He'll wake up brand new,,,,well maybe, with a new glint in 'is one weather eye & e'll be looking at a brave & a brand new world,,,, in El Paso far from the smell of salt water with a bone dry throat. He can then walk north to hitch up Utah & tell 'em bout how he got there. Utah won't believe it cause everyone knows Kendoll hasn't got no stinkin groupies.
Love to all you Barbies
Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:40 PM

I'll have to be careful next time I see him & ask him if that's a gun in his pocket or if he's just glad to see me.
Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:44 PM

Oh, yeah, we did...

And I've got the pictures to PROVE it!

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:49 PM

Jimmy, going up stairs an bumping uglies? It's either one or the other most of the older folks here only have enough energy for one. Me, I'm still able to do 2 things; DUCK & RUN for cover.
Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:58 PM

Oh hi Jimmy, remember me? Barbie, Tour Bus 1982, you had a little problem that I won't mention here for sure but I like hope you are doing better these days, I didn't think you were still able to like, well you know like! You are just sooooo not cool anymore.
KenDoll is the one and only and it's like you know so over for you rockers Jimmy.

Hi there Mudcateers, I'm Ditzee Lee's like best-est girlfriend Barbie and like, I told her that Ken Doll needed some Girls to, like be groupies and get in here and show support for KenDoll cause he is so hot, like way hot, like hot but cool at the same time you know. I mean like there are like hot Guys that are just so not cool but like that isn't KenDoll at all..are you sure it was like 3 Ditzie cause that is like so early Ditz...wasn't it more like 4 or something huh?
So while I was at the mall today I got to thinking, oh Ditzie I got the most amazing white mohair crop top it is like sooo cool and am going to wear it for snowboredarama party on Friday, wait what was I talking about oh ya, Kendoll, anyway while I was at the Mall getting my nails done, with itzy bitzy shamrocks on them, cute huh don't you think, for Patty's day or is it Paddy, who cares it's one or the other like and it's a party so count me in... anyway... I came up with like a Kendoll cheer kind of thingy and it goes like this.

He's the one, our one and all
We all love him our KenDoll
No-one else could take the place
of our KenDoll's suntanned face
and we all love Jacqui too
and our Kendoll loves her too
Kendoll your our Man you see
We love Kendoll..1...2....3
Raaaaaaaaaaaa..KenDoll!

I was thinking we could like wear little skirts with mini moose on them and like pinetrees and like maybe even we could all get like the crop tops like I got at the mall today, did I tell you about tthe crop top Ditzie, oh anyways, Ill get back to all you Girls when I have a routine worked out for our Cheer and don;t be shy Guys we need strong men to like catch us when we jump and...like things.

Maybe we could like call ourselves the "KenDolleers".. wow that's like inspirational don't you think huh! I mean I just like thought of that like now..awesome. Our brains are like sooo amazing I mean like little MP3 players sort of huh!

Have a sunshine day and remember Mudcateers and KenDolleers a smile costs nothing and helps spread moonbeams.
KenDoll doesn't Rock, he Folks it! yeah!
Later,
Barbie


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:19 PM

Oh my. Where did I go right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Ditzee Lee
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:28 PM

BARBIE!!! Oh, man, like I am soooo glad you came over. Like i thought my mom'd never let me outta there, but I told her I was going to the mall with you, so, like you know..oh, yeah! I wanna get one of those mohair crop tops, too! Do they have them in green, 'cause like that's my fav colour now, ya know?

Oh, KenDoll, that's so cute...where did ya go right, hahaha...and all the time, like I thought you were left?! C'mon over here and have a seat, like ya know, it'd be so awesome if you'd let us put one of these like shamrock hats on you, especially when we do our cheer!

Oh, Barbie, like that is so totally awesome. I love it, girlfriend!!

KenDoll, KenDoll
He's our man,
If he can't folk ya
No one can!

Jacqui, jacqui,
She's the one,
Who lets us have all
The fun, fun!

Seamus, Seamus
Loves his Sins
She's his auntie
Lets him in!

Go, KenDoll, Go!!

Like, phew! Like that is so hard, Barbie, like how do you do that? I mean, writing stuff like that, ya know like Mr. Griswold wanted for that one class, like he was so mean when I tried to write a cheer. Like I guess he wanted something about that old dude, um...Shookspeir? Well, anyway, like lets go KenDolleers, let's hear it for KenDoll!!

Oh, yeah and like Barry, chill out, babee, we love's ya, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM

Hold on here! There's no Ditzy Lee on the invitation list. This must be a new low for Martin Gibson. Or Barry has gone right off the deep end.


Let's Seamus in???? What the hell does that mean?

I don't like you. Go away! Kendall - the basement! NOW!
Old fool! Ten minutes with that cheerleader and we'll be doing CPR for the next three weeks trying to get you ready for California.

I hate it when I am forced to be the Voice of Reason.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:19 PM

Barry - I have no anxiety about the groupies. They just confirm what a good move I made when I married the Cap'n. I'm getting used to turning round to see other women draped all over him - it's almost a daily occurence.

Ditzee and Barbie - you both have such writing skills! Have you thought about putting those skills to some good use, maybe writing songs for Barry Manilowe?

SINS - one finger on his belaying pin and you're toast! We really must find you a banjo player with a job.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:48 PM

Barrr-ry did I hear you're coming down the coast soon.... I wouldn't want you to feel abandoned or anything....

giggle

       giggle

                giggle


tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:09 PM

Speaking of Barry, has anyone seen the "all natural" ads showing Joan Rivers and Hulk Hogan without Botox and steroids? Am I wrong or is that HH look alike the spitting image of our Barry?
SINS, who has yet to forgive him for calling me his $10 whore. ($25 maybe but $10?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:11 PM

Sorry, Sins. I have now locked Ditzee in her room and told her no more malls for a month! I can't speak for Barbie, though, as I've not spoken to her "mom" since she posted that incredible cheer.

Oh, and jacqui? Ditzee says "like, who's Barry Manilow? Must be some old dude, right?"

katanothergroupiethoughmore"mature"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM

Well if Ditzie like isn't invited eh Sinsull then I will take my KenDoll cheer and the Costumes for you all which I have already bought incidently and just like forget it.
Ditzie I told you that green isn't a good color on you because of the Self tan thing remember, like that took days to fix so like another color please.
Oh Jacqui THANK YEWWW...I was really nervous about writing my cheer here but now I feel like so good that I think I will write a song and send it to Barry Manilowe, like I could dedicate it to KenDoll and You and it would be like so neat and when Barry sang it in Las Vegas he would say something like, this song is for two people who are soooo in Love and then the Band thingy would start playing like and then Barry would start singing and it would like...well like a Barry Manilowe Concert with the song Ditzie and I wrote in it OH- MY- GOD that is like sooo coool ya know.
It could like be say something like the Copacabana you know that one about that place the Copacabana thingy place...

oh oh inspiration time oh...let try this one andlike see how it like flys huh..

I'll just use the old Copacabana tune for now and like make up a better one when I am like washing my hair later... so let's all sing this to the tune of the Copa thing bana...well you know that one.

VERSE
His name was KenDoll, he was a Folky
He had a TV show in Maine, we wish that it was on again
Then he met Jacqui, she was a cutey.
Then they both fell in love, it was a match made up above
She brought him sheer delight, they cha cha every night
The Kendolleers on the Mudcat thought they were so right

CHORUS
On the Mudcat, the Mudcat Forum
Everyone here just adores em
On the Mudcat the Mudcat for....um
Music and Passion are always in fashion
On the Mudcat ...They fell in Love.

Oh yeah this could be way cool. I like it yip it works me so now, if I like call his agent and tell him to tell Barry to change his words which aren't as good like as mine like and then change the name of the Copacabana, to the Mudcat...then it's like wow...major income for the Mudcat!! we are talking major here, like...a lot.

In fact I am so going to call now. I will get back to you all with his answer.
Ditzie...it's show time..Blue micro mini...and pink top..ok
Remember everybody, smile and the world...oh! like something something...with you
Later Kendolleers
Always floss cause Guys notice your teeth ***BG***
Barbie


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Alba
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:43 PM

Sorry about this Folks.
Barbie is now safely tucked away in an unknown location with no cell phone or access to a keyboard. I made air holes as well so she can breath.
There just comes a point were you have to put your foot down and this was that point.

Judeyetanothergroupiethoughmore"mature" on the cerebal, cerabal, ceribal...furgetaboutit..let's just end that at "mature" (ish)..:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 05:32 AM

"sulk"

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: freda underhill
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 06:06 AM

He's all man.

x freda (that's for jacqui!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM

Better let her out for a little while, Jude, and have her compose a ditty for Giok. Be sure she mentions manly legs in a kilt and single malt that's never spilt - you get the idea. Try not to mention the sheep - I did but I think I got away with it.
I hate to see a grown man sulk.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 02:57 PM

SHEEP

Who mentioned


SHEEP


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 08:34 PM

So, freda, how do you know he's all man?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 09:22 PM

Guest - if you were female you would understand that you don't have to sleep with a man to know he is "all man". Gregory Peck was all man. Giok, Sandy Paton, Gordon Bok, Big Mick, Art Thieme, Kendall and all the Morse Men I have met, Max and Micca, Allan C and Charlie Baum...it's an attitude. A sense that they are comfortable in their own skins. The sense of ease and acceptance they create about them. The ability to laugh at life. And the unswerving demand that they be treated with respect.
Sorry - there are many I have left out. I chose to avoid all clones for fear of being called a sycophant but yeah, Joe Offer is cute too. Scary - not one banjo player in the bunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 09:41 PM

Oh like Thank you Sinsull, like I have no like cell phone but hey I have the laptop and a torch and my Makeup bag in here with me now so it's cool. Your are like an Angel Sins as well as a total BABE..you know, well like Jude said that you said that I need to like get a cheer for Giok...well like A. O. K. on that one for sure.
Now Giok you know that us KenDolleers are very flexible women. like wait till you see our Routine for KenDoll's Cheer AND our outfits they are like soooo just like awesome!!! anyways like I say, we are fexible in fact we can all bend like a pretzel uh huh you betcha! So I was like thinking.. wellyeah!, I do that now and again when I am not shopping. I was thinking what could Giok's Groupies be called you know because like Giokeers just doesn't do it for me you know it has to like be a way cool name and and then like wham...inspiration time again.. I mean I don't know how it happens cause it's just like some kind of like cosmic thing, it hits me... I mean why not call ourselves the GioK-kiteasers!!

So we are not only the KenDolleers we are the GioK-kiteasers! How like AWESOME IS THIS!

I am way confused about the sheep thingy cause like I didn't know you were a like Sheep heard Giok but hey that's cool you know because Sheep are cute and like woolly and eh kind of sheepy and....well like I don't know what a Sheep heard does really but I am sure it is like a technical kind of thing you know, like being a mechanic or something. I figure you must like fix Sheep when they are broken?
So what was I saying..oh yeah...so like your Scotch Giok from Scotchland that is sooooo cool. Now is Scotchland like near Florida?.
      
                                                            Now ....the Kilt thing..well that is a bit weird you know, only just a bit, not a biggy but hey, that is OK, just as long as you make sure you shave your legs or have them waxed regularlee and moisturize them daily and always use like a way good self tanning product after exfoalyeighting, then it could be like a whole new fashion statement and then who knows maybe like Calvin Klein will pick it up and then..well you know. Like you could be in GQ..it happens...uh huh! Think Sean Connery cause like he was in it...is he scotch too! wow.
I think micro mini Kilts for this Cheer outfit GioK-kiteasers and we could like have little, tight tank tops with like mini bagpipes and oatcakes and heathery heather and thistles on them you know and then we could like do a Scotch dance kind of thing and it would be like way eh kind of Scotch sort of.

So here we go Giok-kiteasers:


Goik Mac Kenzie is our man
Well kept legs with a great suntan
Wears his Kilt and let's it sway
What is under it they say?
That's a secret we can't tell
let's just say we know him well
Go on guessing if you can
cause we know Giok is ALL MAN
1....2......3....
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Giok!

...I am syked..totally... it works for me and I will get the routine worked out and oh Guys..... eh Guys remember we still need some strong manly men to help us with the flinging us about stuff you know, so come on like guys it is sooo fun you know.... well unless like someone doesn't catch someone and then they like fall and have to go to the like a hospital cause they have a concush, contooshu... like a sore head thingy bruise you know. Anywho that's why like you guys have to be strong and manly and handsome like Giok and KenDoll are... so Guys... you won't know how youlle like being a Giok-kiteaser-ur till you give it a try!!
Ditzie....email me huh... we need to go shopping like now...

Remember Giok-kiteasers.
Lip gloss is a Lip lift as well as a Lip gift.

Later

*Barbie*


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 09:50 PM

I guess it's better than Giok Straps.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Mar 06 - 09:51 AM

Smells sweeter too Sins.
Thank you Barbie all that effusiveness is sort of underwhelming. I thought you were a married lady, a rich banker last I heard. I would wait for you forever except that your forever is longer than mine so I can't risk it.
I like the idea of the tartan mini kilts, I used to have a sheep with one of those.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Alba
Date: 15 Mar 06 - 11:33 AM

LOL

Noo thats an image yi shouldnae be flingin aboot this early in ma Mornin Giok!
I mean it's bad enough thinkin aboot sheep in that way but gawny no mention dressing them up first!!
Help ma boab...Ewes in Blue..och!

I do agree with Sinsull though (well why wouldn't I, she talks seanse:))
The Term 'ALL MAN', as Sinsull says "it's an attitude. A sense that they are comfortable in their own skins. The sense of ease and acceptance they create about them. The ability to laugh at life. And the unswerving demand that they be treated with respect."

That applies to the Men Sinsull has already mentioned and like she also said, to many others on the Mudcat too:)
Let's not forget the balance here though, all those REAL Women...
That is also something that requires little more investigation than a sense of what is so..**BG**

Love and warmest wishes to all you Manly Men and Womenly Women...:)
Jude


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Mar 06 - 12:46 PM

Poor Giok. He tossed away a ratty sheep in a kilt only to have it replaced by one dressed as a fairy. Can't wait for the Getaway, can you?

ALBA, I appreciate your comments on womanly women but the last thing in the world I want is KenDoll running around in a Speed-O doing power cheers in my name. Thanks but no thanks. Unless of course he is carrying a banjo and can play it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Alba
Date: 15 Mar 06 - 01:00 PM

LOL..I hear ya Sinsull..
". Unless of course he is carrying a banjo and can play it."
The strategic position of the Banjo, while being played, may help you deal with the Speedo outfit though! :)
Jude


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 06:18 AM

Is that a banjo in your Speedos, or are you just pleased to see Sins?
G.
DARFC


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 12:31 PM

DARFC - Ducking and running for cover?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 12:45 PM

Yup?
Was that man in the Speedos doing the breast stroke BTW?
G. ☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 03:29 PM

Swan Dive


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 03:40 PM

Take me to your Leda!
G. ☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Groupie: "Kendall Alert!" (as ever)
From: Severn
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 04:08 PM

I once picked up a girl who told me her name was Leda in one of those swan dives. That night she whispered "Swannie, how I luv ya, how I luv ya." in my ear as I presented her with a cygnet ring.

The next day as I went to meet her by the lake, I saw her jealous boyfriend aiming a rifle at her and I yelled to her, "DUCK! DUCK!", but the boyfriend just grinned and said,"No.....SWAN!" and fired. There she lay dead in her poly apron, a victim of fowl play...

Now he's a chainee in a cell, claiming innocence, an accident, while I suffer with a broken heart.


There's a moral here somewhere I suppose......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 05:08 PM

She'd her apron wrapped around her, and he took her for a swan,
And it's oh and alas it was she Polly Vaughan.

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 05:54 PM

It really was just chicken scratch
Shriveled like his comb,
But when he climbed upon her back,
She yelled, "Bring it home!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Inert
From: Severn
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 07:51 PM

There WAS a Moral here somewhere! I found it a heap of loose morals that needed refiling (ar least around the edges), so here tis:

"Two hearts can not always be a swan".



....And on her tombstone are engraved some Hyroglyphics that roughly translate from the Egyptian:

"A SWAN! DAMN!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 08:06 PM

"A SWAN! DAMN!"............... hehehehe. Dam, good stuff, Sev!!!!! Hehehe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 04:56 AM

"drift"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:39 AM

More puns! I love them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 09:51 AM

"paddle, paddle"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 01:52 PM

K. More puns? You asked for more puns? Dear God MAN! You just gave Sev full absolution... and encouragement. Ye know naught of what ye have wrought. What may follow... tis on your head, I say. Enjoy!!!! I will.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 02:28 PM

Yes he has a Savage wit.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 02:33 PM

And he is a well known man of letters!
G ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 03:03 PM

GOOD LORD!! It's worse than I thought. It's GLOBAL swarming!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 03:09 PM

A warning for the uninitiated.
Giok
(Nothing personal Sev☺)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 03:14 PM

There is another tidal bore in Englishman's Bay Maine. About 5 knots.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Becca72
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:00 PM

Greetings all...Dad, I'm not sure if I'm glad you gave me this website address or not after seeing all the lovely ladies' racey comments about my wonderful father!! My virgin eyes! Goodness.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:08 PM

Oh, my goodness!! It's KenDollsdottir! Welcome to the Zoo, Becca!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:15 PM

OK Everyone. Stand up, smooth your clothes out and look presentable. This is another single maiden lady who must be treated gently.
But not too gently. You know what she said to me yesterday? I was observing that if you want to pet my cat Lizzie, you have to feed her first. Becca's comment? "Well, if you want to pet me you have to feed me first too!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:20 PM

Welcome to the madhouse Becca.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:29 PM

Sounds like a chip off the old block, eh? Welcome Becca!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:30 PM

Oy ve

As I recall it, all she said was "I have the same rule."

Pass the Bernaise sauce.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 05:39 PM

Welcome Becca !!!!
Now ladies, who's gonna costume this year's lady's number...

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:44 PM

I love you Kendall!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:50 PM

Tinker - we've been looking in the Salvation Army shop today. There are some definite possibilities in the girdle department - and the wigs!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:53 PM

Well this year I'm flying into Boston and heading up your way before the Getaway so's I can get over my jet lag before the event, and thereby enjoy it more. So I shall be inspecting your outfits for suitability beforehand!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:59 PM

But I thought we were going for the Barbie look ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 11:18 PM

Believe me - the barbie look could be accomplished with stuff from the SA shop.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Alba
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM

I don't dare let Barbie out of the room tonight Jacqui..**BG**

SA all the way...in my opinion.

Becca, a warm welcome to you from the Dark Northlands of Maine:)

Barbie will be very interested to see the results of your Costume choices when I bring her to the Getaway this Year ye Women of the 'Lady's number' fame, ....(after Giok's preview and inspection of course)!! **giggle**

Love
Jude


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 01:31 AM

Becca, it is so good to have you here at the 'Cat. There is something I have wanted to say to you for a long time.

For many years I secretly pined away for your mother after a one night stand I had with her many years ago. We never actually consumated the relationship but things went hot and heavy for several hours until she ran out into the night, crying that it just couldn't be. I cherished a photo we had taken that night and over the years it became badly tear stained as memories flooded over me whenever I looked at it. It was only a few years ago after Kendall joined Mudcat that I took a close look at the picture and realized in horror that this affair was not with your mother but was with Kendall in drag, a pastime he has long pursued as it turns out!

If you already knew this, let me ask you, how much therapy was required before you had any kind of real life? I myself have now been seeing a shrink for 7 years to no avail. Even worse, once Kendall found out he sent me a recent photo of his sorry old ass in a teddy and I tossed my cookies. For although he once made a pretty decent looking woman, the years have not been kind and the sexual acts with the llahma haven't helped a bit! At best he now looks like the guy in the Andy Warhol movie who is fucking the chicken.

I feel better for telling you all of this and hope you have overcome such a travesty of a parent.......but he once did have some really fine legs......................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 08:19 AM

Hiya Spaw

I know all about this unfortunate aspect of my loved one's life. I have been using my own kind of therapy on him to help him overcome those urges and being whacked with a cast iron skillet does seem to be doing the trick.

All I ask is that, for the sake of public safety, you DON'T PUBLISH THAT PICTURE ON THE WEB!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 08:31 AM

Ping!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 08:32 AM

Pong!

100!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Becca72
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 10:34 AM

Spaw,
My father still has a damned fine pair of legs, thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 01:10 PM

I'll vouch for that Becca. The rest of him aint too bad either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 01:59 PM

He keeps that pair of legs in the basement. I believe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 02:11 PM

And I thought all you did up there was to make and eat mint cake!
Do you sell aphrodisiacs as well?
Or is life really that good up in Kendall?
Or are you all insane?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 02:14 PM

Ah you brazen simian you are confusing Kendall with Kendal.
Mint cakes are made in Kendal UK.
Kendall US is worth a mint.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 04:43 PM

Thanks to Jacqui's cooking, I'm gaining weight, but I don't think I should be confused with a whole town!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 04:59 PM

It's not a very big town!
G ☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:24 PM

Jacqui's cooking has "made" Kendall gain weight - wonder how she cut out the middle man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:32 PM

Somehow or other I've got to cut out his middle (and mine)! Problem is he can cook as well as I can.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:42 PM

I've seen him eat!!
G.☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupers Alight
From: Severn
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 07:37 PM

Sorry for the thread drift awhile back and getting off the subject. We shouldn't be dealing in things beyond "Our Ken". Stick to what we know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 08:00 PM

Severn called him "Ken". Now watch it hit the fan - Kendall Groupie Fan, of course. DUCK!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 10:11 PM

Eider Ken feather out this group of fannies. Unless they fluff their kenship with the flock.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 06:47 AM

I'm not flat nosed or very hairy but...oops! I am scratching my head. How come Kandall is worth a mint then Giok?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 06:51 AM

That's a secret known only to Kendall groupies - and Giok.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 06:57 AM

Is it the KFC company employee development section?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:03 AM

Well, Kendall likes KFC but I'm not having him developing any of their employees.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:48 AM

..and Giok aint talking. Or at least, he better not!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:21 AM

Why? Does he often let the cat out of the bag and into the fryer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:41 AM

"shhhhh"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 09:37 AM

"DUCK!" Hell, SINSULL!

"SWAN!"

....And if the feces IS going to strike the spectator, maybe we should revive the FOOD FIGHT thread and adjourn back over there (if they,ve cleaned up the smell any), Take a camera and figure out who has the rights to the video sales.

....Giving a cut of the profits to Max, of course, to get a tax write off.


....and for those out there who have never had KFC, they say it, like everything else you've never tried, "tastes kinda like chicken."

And by the way, there's an article in one of the current men's magazines about the current line og clothing for Mattel's Ken doll and the message it was trying to send (the magazine thought it somewhat sissified). This comes from a conversation with a fellow postal worker who sorted the magazine and may have glanced at it casually. I'll try to find out which one it was if I stop by the drugstore today.....

...But Sunday, being always a good day for a Barbie Queue, the ladies probably have a good time lined up for themselves, so enjoy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 10:38 AM

It frightens me to think that Giok and Severn and a Brass Monkey have all joined the Kendall Groupies. Very scary business.

Hey Severn - "GOOOOOOOOOSE!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 11:41 AM

I'm sure it adds character to Kendall.
Hey Giok while you're at the drugstore, could you drop something off for me?
Barbie sends you all her love.

Out here everyone is a Barbie
Ken never gets a look in
Ken was always too busy ogling birds from shop windows
Hidden within his plastic interior
We tried fried but she didn't flinch
so we puckered up and awaited the pinch
it came in droves
but the next day it rained
and everyone melted back into their enclosed cell like dune mammaries.

Another fine cloudless day.


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Subject: RE: BS: End-all Grope-ee Alert!
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 11:55 AM

WOOOOOO!



Don't sneak up behind me like that, SINSULL!
I shoulda listened when Pete Seeger shouted,

"TERN! TERN! TERN!"

...but being a GULLable soul and busy worrying about the price of PETREL going up (Now I may HAVE to carry out from KFC, rather than Mother Carey's), I should have seen it coming even before she be-GANNET!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 11:59 AM

That's it Severn, leave no tern unstoned in your punning clan.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Group-Pee Alert
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:06 PM

They'll have to throw the Shroud Of Tern over me to make me stop!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM

Nailed!
Tied!
Bijesus!
Where did those handcuffs come from?

Barbie! Stop it! Before we have another one of yer terns.
Yes, Bob, maybe three of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: ranger1
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM

Now Giok, don't be bittern.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM

boom boom


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Subject: RE: BS: Kensull and Sin Doll Groupies A la carte
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:43 PM

I don't consider myself a male Barbie, Brass Monkey.

However, there some German kids who are still rumored to play with Klaus Barbee dolls, so hide your GI Joes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:46 PM

Oh dear Severn I think I detect the sound of a barrel bottom being scraped there!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Gripe-ee Alot
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 01:26 PM

I won't ask which Barbie you're specifically speaking of, Giok!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 01:35 PM

Now, now boys!
You're obviously frustrated and need to go for some barbie relaxation therapy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM

At least these women are not "Robin" the cradle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 02:49 PM

Keep it down. Whatever you do don't let them hear you callin them birds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Kaleea
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM

As a personage of the female persuasion, I am not into the group pee as you fellers are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:02 PM

Bum too big, or bucket too small?
Giok ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:16 PM

Speak up, I'm hard of Heron.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 05:51 PM

I just saw a bumper sticker tonight that says, "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM

Quite, I've never believed in keeping birds in cages.
I didn't even know Barbie had any friends! She's a clone created from a popular male wet dream, isn't she? Well, they do say that plastic is a major cause of lower sperm count. Maybe the sperm didn't have the will to live anymore! Is that what is meant by 'spermicide'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:58 AM

Oh dear Brass Monkey if only some peoples parents had known the meaning of spermicide!
Giok ☺♫


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:18 AM

What happened to the Kendall Groupies? Why has this turned into a an all male pissing contest? And why is Kendall working so hard at bird puns when the subject has gone on to Barbie's social skills?
Tune in at noon for details.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:40 AM

"Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Kaleea - PM
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM

As a personage of the female persuasion, I am not into the group pee as you fellers are."



ALL MALE pissing contest Mary?????????

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 01:24 PM

Funnily enough I'm a bird like you Mary.
Anyway I did try to enquire about the activities of Kendall (2 ls not 1!) but all to no avail.
Although I have decided that you are all quite mad, which doesn't put me off in the slightest. How about you Mary?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 05:53 PM

Apologies, Ms. Monkey. SOmeone asked if your brass balls really do freeze off when it is cold enough so I assumed...
Giok,
She says she is NOT taking part in the pissing contest. By the way, did you all wash your hands when you were through?
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 06:17 PM

Hi there all you KenDolleers and GiokKilteasers, uh huh I have been working like soooooo hard on your Costumes and the dance routines ...and the cheers and the Music we will be cheering to like and what with the like Paddy/Patty's, whatever, Day party and losing a shamrock off my nail it has been like soo crazy but..
Never fear., Your Barbie's here.
I just have to go and like 'top up my tan' but after that I will be back to share the AWESOME news of how the project is like coming along.
I know, I know your all like so like bummed out that you have to wait but like..you know better late then eh.um...better late then...eh...anyways.
Later
...and remember KenDolleers and GiokKilteasers,
Always use eyelash curlers, men notice things like that.
Barbie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM

Oh all right then, but only if I can join in the pissing contest and it's judged on artistic merit 1960s onward.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Big Mick
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:38 AM

I see our own Cap'n Morse got a mention in an AP article by Jerry Harkavy today, with the topic of Maine humor.

"Among OLDER humorists, Kendall Morse worked as a boat captain and harbormaster....."

hehehehehehehehehe ....... I told you he had a wrinkled old arse. Love ya, Cap'n.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 12:02 PM

OK Mick. Where did you get that bit of information from? Must have been a spurned groupie - no-one else would make such an accusation about this fine figure of a man. I've told you before - it ain't wrinkled.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 12:07 PM

(covering my eyes) I really don't want to know about my father's arse!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 01:20 PM

If you did, I would be worried about you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:41 PM

I'm told that sailors have lovely bottoms!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM

boy, this sure does give us YOUNG ones something to aspire to! Go away, AARP!

"Just because there's snow on the roof, it doesn't mean the fire's out in the hearth"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:56 PM

"wrinkled ass"???? This from man who wears a potato in a thong to make a statement and encourages young (very young) girls to pat your buns.

Really, Mick?

And where the hell is my ring? Your excuses are wearing thin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:09 PM

"Only sailors get blown offshore"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM

I thought they had *crusty bums with lots of barnacles?!

















*at a bakery near you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:53 AM

He is hauled out careened and anti fouled at the end of every season Kat. He is then winterised and laid up to await spring.
Giok ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:00 AM

I can't believe I posted that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:11 AM

KENDALL!!!!!

CELLAR!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM

Ode to wrinkled posterior

by Fabuloso Assorio

(to be posted at a more suitable time..)

groupie confession - & I'm alert, but not alarmed!

Ms Underhill but not over-the-hill..


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 09:22 AM

Go to the 9th paragraph of this article.

It is now a matter of public record............hehehehehehehehehehe

Love ya, Cap'n.

Mick

PS: Sins ...... honey ....... I only left it in the car. Would you like to see my pet potato??


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 09:33 AM

So...he gets laid all winter, Giok??!!

(Thanks for the link, Mick!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:49 AM

In a cradle Kat!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:30 PM

Cradle? I don't consider the Cappy old, but, gee, cradle? I mean, we are talking cramps here, no? I suppose, if you kept one foot on the floor, you rock it all night long.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 08:38 PM

Sailor's bottoms LOOK lovely -- until one of them asks you to scrape it for them.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 04:33 AM

Who's that knocking at my door?
who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

It's only me from over the sea,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.
It's only me from over the sea,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.

I'll come down and let you in,
I'll come down and let you in,
I'll come down and let you in,
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

I detect the smell of rum!
I detect the smell of rum!
I detect the smell of rum!
cried the fair young Jacqui.

I've only had a drink or two,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.
I'm only drunk with love for you,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.

Why do you knock on my door?
Why do you knock on my door?
Why do you knock on my door?
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

I'm young enough and ready and tough,
Cried Barnacle Morse the Sailor.
I'm young enough and ready and tough,
Cried Barnacle Morse the Sailor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:08 AM

Giok - I owe you one.

(Must visit the Christmas Tree Shop before our next UK trip......)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

Okay this is starting to sound much more like a fan club than a groupie alert for fawning and groping.... ( sorry Jacqui, we'll confine the later to really fine hugs okay ??)

Now that article deserves real attention especially the quote from Kendall that says all us groupies is real smart

''You have to have more than a teaspoonful of brains to understand Maine humor," said Morse, 71.....

So if we is Kendall groupies we've got brains right ????

Why do I here gum starting to snap????

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 09:30 AM

And why does the theme song from Gilligan's Island keep going through my head like a screwdriver?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:11 AM

Mary Anne?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:15 AM

Of course we're all smart - we all love the Cap'n and that's smart!

Tinker - some groping allowed but remember he has high blood pressure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:34 AM

Ginger?


Or does that need another thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 11:13 AM

I used to love those old films like Flying Down to Rio, starring Thread and Ginger!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM

Groping? Depends on who does the groping! They might have to submit to a physical to qualify.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:44 PM

KENDALL!!!

CELLAR!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:56 PM

Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in the coal mine
Lord, I want to sit down...


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