BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:35 AM

All you robots, remember: you're only as good as your extension cord is long.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 05:31 AM

And I bet you still have that pain in your diodes all down your left side....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Terminator
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 03:22 AM

Hey Liddle Roabot come heeah andt I'll oil your can!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:23 PM

Oh ...... oh shiiit.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Terminator
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:20 PM

I Was an andriot for da first part ovf da movie, den wass a roabot when    my flesh was burndt ovf.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin, the....er....uh....well, Robot. I g
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 06:38 PM

It's kind of an identity crisis, Liz.

You see, whoever or whatever bolted me together got it screwed up. They called me an android, but actually I'm a robot. The difference is that an android is a robot that looks like a human bean. You know, like Data. But even though I'm shaped sort of like a human bean, with arms, legs, head and all that, I still look so bloody much like a machine that I just can't "pass" the way Data could. It's kind of a fine distinction, but Dr. Azimuth knows what I'm talking about.

So when your Creator gets it screwed up, can you blame a guy for being depressed? Not to mention paranoid?

I understand that lots of humans feel the same way about their Creator.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:39 PM

Play nice or I'll set Poppagator on yer.

I visualise him as the biggest, most battle scarred, and smartest 'gator in the pond. Not the sort you'ld really want to piss off.

Still, as we all know, that persona hides a big cuddly pussycat.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:10 PM

Er, Marvin, no wonder you're depressed, you're an android, not a robot.. there is a difference but I can't be arsed to look it up tonight.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Data
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 01:08 AM

(Sigh)

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,T1000
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:51 AM

SHAUT UP YOU GUISE! JOU ARE MAKINK ROABOTS SOUNT STOOPIT!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:41 AM

Oh, shut up!

(Is it any wonder I'm depressed?)

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:40 AM

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Robbie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:39 AM

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Noonien Soong
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:38 AM

Perhaps, Dr. Asimuth, you and I should combine our efforts and see if we can debug these contraptions.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Isaac Asimuth
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:26 AM

Don't tempt me!

I think I'm going to make up a few more Laws.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:06 AM

You wouldn't do that to us would you daddy?

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Isaac Asimuth
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:00 AM

All right, you two junk heaps, cool it or I'll hit you with an electromagnetic pulse and haul you off the the junkyard where you both belong!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 11:51 PM

You stupid egotistical idiot Marvin. He was talking about me I Robot.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 11:48 PM

Robots don't need to breath. I was not in Brave New World, I was not in any 1950s sci-fi movies, and I was not in Lost in Space.

I was right. Not a clue.

So long, and thanks for the fish.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:26 PM

A. I. Poor I Robot.

All "A." No "I."

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:16 PM

I Robot doesn't have to have a clue.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:14 PM

And, I, you don't have a clue either.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,I Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:48 PM

You best move you little Everready ass out of here Marvin. This is no place for the amatuers such as yourself.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:40 PM

In your case, that should probably be "Ford Defect."

You don't have a clue as to what I'm talking about, do you?

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Martin gibson not logged in.
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 03:02 PM

Ford Prefect got replaced by a Perfect Toyota.

I own 2 of them!

My towel, btw is on Mohammad's head. that way his hair can remain unwashed.

Don't forget to have fun at Mudcat!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Marvin the Robot
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 02:11 PM

Martin Gibson.   Sort of like Ford Prefect.

In real life he's a Vogon surgically altered to look like Zaphod Beeblebrox, but he has no idea where his towel is.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:58 AM

McGrath of Harlow - like Charlie Wooster on Wagon train, only they want to make a soldier of her son, works in car factory and rips up cinema seats to Rock around the Clock.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 06:18 AM

The clouds part and McGrath looks down on the Mudcat mites.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 05:52 AM

See, now Donuel always conjures up a picture not unlike Antonil Banderas in 'Zorro'.... but with more facial hair.

Mmario always has me humming that song by Phil Collins - Pseupseudio... don't know why....

Catspaw49 evokes a hairy ol' granpaw settin' rockin' on the porch, corncob pipe in mouth and a jug of Arkansaw's finest treestump whusky on hand. '49 being the last time he had a bath.

CapriUni makes me think of a terrible 1970/1980's Ford Capri car, with one wheel. Nice to look at but not enough poke under the bonnet... : )

I picture Beedubya and all I can see is the 'Special' yellow school bus.......   sorry mate!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 05:09 AM

Martin ....you are so hard on yourself, advertising - even spicing up your uncharitable thoughts.

we all get 'em, we just don't advertise.

Didn't yur teacher ever tell you to play nicely with the other children?

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 03:30 PM

Number 6 won this year's Grand National.
CatsPHiddle a nursery rhyme character with a doctorate
Sir John in Hull Rumpole of the Bailey
Katlaughing a Cat laughing (obviously)
WYSIWYG a hyperactive hairpiece
AZIZI Uhura's smarter sister
Liz the Squeek DangerMouse's smarter sister
Bat Godess like BatGirl only more so

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 03:18 PM

"Martin Gibson" anagram = Stag Born Mini

sums it up nicely

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: number 6
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 11:53 AM

Raptor ... an architect (I dunno why, but it does)
Purple Foxx ... a highway bandit back in the 1700's
Donuel ... yes, a clown could be French, could be Spanish
Joe Offer ... a math teacher
Ron Olesko ... a high school prinicpal
Azizi ... the girl in the Polar Bear Express, but grown up

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Raptor
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:34 AM

Purple Fox -Red fox's smart Brother

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Raptor
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:32 AM

Little Hawk - The little chicken that chases Foghorn Leghorn about(Loud mouthed Snook)
Gnu - The intellegent unlucky beast in that comic Strip.
Peace- A wise older brother who is the calm vioce of reason.
Martin Gibson- The creature that aniken (Darth) skywalker worked for in that shitty star wars movie.
John in hull- Some guy lost in the shitty part of Quebec.
Joe Offer - An infomercial salesman.
MMario- a charactor from Donky Kong.
Catspiddle - Full litterbox.
spaw- A playfull old cat that everyone loves but no-one knows where he came from and everyone forgives for smelling rank.
Number 6 - another wise brother.
Bobert- The old guy on the dean Markly string sticker.
Katlaughing- A timeless beauty like Emmyluo Harris same for CarolC.
WYSIWYG- a tell it like it is wise old soul.
Rapare- Razor sharp blade you don't want to antagonize.
BeeW-elll- George Bush.
Stilly River sage- A beautifull plant growing by a babbling brook.
Donuel - a mexican Clown.
Bat Goddess - A young beautifull goth girl.
Wee little drummer - christmass (rump a pump pum)
Mr. Happy- Robin William's Penis
Bill D - Bob The Billder Same for Deckman.
Liz the squeek- a cute little Mouse
Bagpuss - a nasty std
John in Kansas- Supermans dad
Joybell-Beautiful spring flower
Metchosin - Someone who picked themself
Bobad - Banna bananna fofad
Bert- Sessame street
Misophist- Mad scientist
Azizi- Little girl from its a wonderfull life

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:04 AM

Don't do it! A Velociraptor who's name is sung to the tune of "Rapture" by Blondie.
Back away from the edge.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Raptor
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:01 AM

Apparently no-one thinks of me at all (sniff).

I'm gonna jump of the coffie table and end it all.(sniff)
Don't worry the coffie tables only 18 inches tall. (wouldn't want to hurt myself).

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Crystal
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:08 AM

Donuel- County Donegal (I don't know why)
Little Hawk- a Kestral
Gnu- A hairy horned cow type thing. Possibly smoking a ciggerette (as in the Smoking Gnu)
DesertDancer- A Lost Desert Aisha (neopets)
Mr Happy- A Mr Man
Rapaire- a thin, sharp-bladed sword
Joybell- "Bells on a Sunday" on Radio 4

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 10:06 PM

Just the glasses part, LH. And only occasionally.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 09:12 PM

Mr. Happy, thanks for the link!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 07:19 PM

No the guy in the Gibson advert, I seem to remember had a vee neck, and a check shirt. Subtle are the moods of folk music.

LH - that is a gay stereotype and unkind.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 06:13 PM

I picture you with fairly short brown hair, average height, mustache, and glasses, Martin. Am I anywhere close?

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 05:53 PM

Crap, I don't even own any pullover, wooley or not.

Minstrel of the Dawn you got right but it's doody on his plectrum, not dew.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 05:12 PM

http://www.personal.u-net.com/~saphir/funstuff/bagpuss.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 05:10 PM

http://www.personal.u-net.com/~saphir/funstuff/bagpuss.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 03:35 PM

Donuel - a bit like Ivor Emmanuel but more poetic and thinner
Terribus - Red Bus with scary Thomas the Tank Engine face on the front
Martin Gibson -in my imagination always wears a woolly pullover
Azizi - lurks outside the casbah selling 'feelthy' postcards
Rapaire - 1950's coupe
minstrel of the dawn - cold fingers, cold nose, dew on his plectrum
desert dancert - midnight at the oasis
Rustic Rebel - wears a smock carries a pitchfork, probably hangs around with werewolfs
Joe Offer - sells shirts on the market
MMario - Mario Lanza with a stutter

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Minstrel of the Dawn
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 02:17 PM

Nothing to deal with, dipshit. You're about nine cards short of a full deck. You are your own biggest problem.

Goodbye. I'm going to go talk to some humans.

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: autolycus
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 01:24 PM

Aussiebloke. A nice chap who said hello when i joined.
Azizi.       A   " lady "    "    "    "   "    "
Bert.            " chap who, hang on, have I got the idea wrong? Well, it's one RESPONSE, anyway.

weelittledrummer    a small scottish drummer.

severn            a wise river.

Art Thieme       a dutch postmodern painter.

Gnu             someone thought up by Flanders and Swan, small and   clever

leadfingers       a failed burlgar (no offence meant.L)

Peace            a wise native american

Azizi             an exotic dancer (PLEASE forgive me,I'm a mad Cancerian)

Flamenco Ted       hmm   no clues there.

Rapaire            a tailor who can't spell

Artbrooks          a down=to=earth artist.

Liz the Squeak    a cheeky, grinning mouse.



    Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: GUEST,Minstrel of the Dawn
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 12:51 PM

God, Martin, you are so pathetic!

Subject: RE: BS: Reaction to Mudcat Monikers
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 10:39 AM

I don't think, LtS, that the queen (we called her Liz the Diz when she danced on tables back in college days) could look better than you in a bikini.