happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: Tootler
Date: 17 Apr 06 - 05:08 PM

M.C. And in this cage, ladies and gentlemen we have the Winky Wanky bird

Audience (incredulous) The Winky Wanky Bird?

M.C. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Winky Wanky Bird. This amazing creature has its foreskin attached to it eyelid, so [pause for effect] as it winks; it wanks!

Audience (bursting into song)
We're off to see the wild west show
The elephant and the kangaroo
Never mind the weather
As long as we're together
We're off to see the wild west show.

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: GUEST,Granny
Date: 17 Apr 06 - 08:14 PM

Safe Sex is in the palm of your hand....

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: JohnB
Date: 17 Apr 06 - 08:36 PM

No Lady please don't throw sand in it's eyes.

As Ken Dodd used to sing
"happiness apenis the GREATEST gift that I posses,
I thank the Lord that I,ve been blessed,
with more than my share of Apenis"

And in the words of the Egg Marketing Board
"A penis is Egg shaped"
JohnB

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 06 - 08:15 AM

HOUSE OF THE RISING SON

I yanked it in New Orleans,
From sun to rising sun,
It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
And me, oh God, I'm one.

My mama said I would go blind,
Ever since I was in my teens,
My papa said I would go mad,
Way down in New Orleans.

One finger on the cockshaft,
The other on my brain,
I'm going back to New Orleans
To wear that daisy chain.

My life is almost over,
My race is almost run,
I'm going to give it one more jerk
And then, oh God, I'm done.

Go tell my baby brother
Never do as I have done,
Just keep your hands in your pockets, boy,
And off your Rising Son.

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: GUEST,Sandy Andina
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 12:54 AM

An Arkansas woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And most of her anus in Dallas.

Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 11:50 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation