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Subject: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:22 AM

I thought it was time we opened up the ward again, as there are a few members languishing in the depths of poorlydom.

Hang up the IV of gin and settle down with your favourite nurse....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:37 AM

Nurse! Nurse! The Screens!
Aaaggghhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:41 AM

That's my boy!!! Now lie back and think of mummy....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:44 AM

Long as I don't get too wrapped up, Liz...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 05:53 AM

Well I'm in convalescent mode just now, and still on crutches, so while I'm a bit slow on my feet I can manage the walk to the liquor store.
Just place your orders, and Hopalong Giok will deliver to your bedside folks.
Well HELLO Nurse Ratched, love the suspenders!!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:09 AM

May I take a turn for the nurse?







Maybe she would prefer an Albatross?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:39 AM

You're like an Albacore around my neck Kendall.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:53 AM

Name that Tuna Spaw?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Cluin
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:08 AM

Quit it! Jeez! Is there a Recovery Ward FOR the Recovery Ward?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:11 AM

I think the song is "Salmon Chanted Evening"........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:19 AM

Am I herring you correctly back there in the 4th roe?
Giok.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:33 AM

Sooo----why does thining of mom give me an election.---Geo.Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:46 AM

You guys are gonna mackerel sick, if you don't shad up!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:49 AM

Cod almighty ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:51 AM

I decided to read this thread...just for the halibut, but I see nothing but floundering about for puns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:53 AM

Don't blow a seal Bill.....Sorry, didn't mean to get into your private life there....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM

Nurse! Nurse! Oxygen, please, I'm floundering from laughter.

She said t'puffer belly...s'horse, I did! Now, she's clamming the walls.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM

fish, 'spaw...FISH...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:04 AM

Nurse....give that man a fish oil enema....he needs to be cleansed of disturbing thoughts!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM

You meant "disturbing trouts" didn't you Bill?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM

NURSE! Are you hard of herring?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:07 AM

Some of this stuff is wearing fin ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:10 AM

What a char-ming bunch of punsters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Becca72 @ work
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:11 AM

I can't keep up with all this so I'm just going to clam up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:14 AM

I think you all are in need of shark therapy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:22 AM

Mr Fish rode a motor pike with a side carp, which had a spare eel on the back of it. He was always going on about the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:23 AM

On a "SCALE" of 1 to 10, I'd give this an 8. I love puns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:25 AM

The only problem is, one bad pun will always "Spawn" more of the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:31 AM

Bottom feeders all of us-- oh yeah! That's a MUDCAT! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Cluin
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:33 AM

Basstards! I'm herring a lot of crappie puns. You just the worst grouper incorrigible floundering soles I've ever smelt.

Sorry for carping, but you coelacanth take any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:35 AM

Didn't see you lurking in the shad-ows, Clluin ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:49 AM

Cluin... if you don't like it, scampi off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:50 AM

ooohhh...coelacanth! That gets the prize...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:51 AM

There are batter fish to fry elsewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:52 AM

If you keep carping, cod will smolt you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:53 AM

Parr for the course I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:54 AM

Not that I am so bright.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:58 AM

Being a chubby sucker, I have to rely on the gills I learned in school.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:59 AM

C'mon... help me out before I really go belly up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:00 PM

SEVERN! You picked a fine time to get locked up in a canal trip!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:02 PM

Severn is very sturgical with puns. Cuttling puns!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:03 PM

Noone wants to take the bait?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:05 PM

Am I the only one willing to take a sculpin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:06 PM

I guess I'll skate off down the slink.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM

I have moray to do than drop line after line here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM

This place is full to the bream with carpie jokes.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM

I could hake off and get to my camp in jig time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM

Fathom that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:09 PM

Hello Amos. Cod you could loin in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:10 PM

Whot ye got on yer tongue and in yer cheeks me old trout?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Big Mick
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:21 PM

The door flies open and in walks the biggest damn Irishman you have ever seen........

Awrighteee then youse bunch of layabouts, time to make this a music thread.......Okay Daddy you sing Bass, Momma sing tuna, me and little 'Spaw will just chum along.....Anyone seen THE CHAR ONE?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:22 PM

Ah... did I sinker? I await an answer with baited breath.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:24 PM

Big Mick, could you guys do Carmichael's 'rocking Char' please?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:28 PM

Give Mister McGuire the CHAR!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:30 PM

Glad to see you all have a Sunny view of things. You don't look half-bad with bluegills.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:38 PM

I'll just perch over here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:42 PM

Ok, I've "haddock" with you clown.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:53 PM

If you reely like icthyasaural puns with a hook to them perhaps you should fry a couple of plaices I know of in Whales.
Now I'm not saying that I'm a shark dresser but the gills all seem to pike the way I Ray it on the line. I think my friend Barry could a missed the wall Russ ran into, but I guess he was thinking about that piece of tail he saw on the streetcarp that morning.
I don't think this is the right plaice to talk about Tarpons, although Spaw would probably enjoy a talk on Bonefish, but he's probably busy Hussling Wrasse somewhere in his wildest Breams.
Roe roe roe your boat, ain't eggsactly a new song but, we all know it.
Sing along folks.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 May 06 - 01:18 PM

School people, you're no pikers, but aren't you worried you might bring on the wrasse of cod. The moray hear makes me want to groper round for a while and cuttle up to the IV of gin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 May 06 - 01:41 PM

Your fast on the triggerfish Giok. You got blenny in there and even beat me to the wrasse. Sushi was on a streetcarp, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 01:41 PM

Ah... that's batter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:41 PM

Gnu, I am coming to ensure you fall for my bait hook, line and sinker. And Giok, the only suspenders I have are from the ceiling, with dead men hanging from them..

Liz t S, you have opened up a can of worms in this hospital thread.

Nurse R

(gone fissioning).


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 May 06 - 03:11 PM

Psst... and i fugu to add, Giok, when you goby the liquor store, piranha you could do me a favour. Arrowana bottle of Glendronach. The gin's running low. If you can keep your eyes off the Dolly Vardens and do that for me, eel slip you a fin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 06:50 PM

Sturgeon's Law...90% of everything is Carp.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:13 PM

Guy knocked on the monastery door, to be met with a monk with a chip pan in his hand.

He asked "Are you the head Fryer"

to be answered, "No, I'm the Chip Monk"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 14 May 06 - 10:00 AM

Wet Dreams
by Kip Addotta


Lyrics:

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh



Wet Dream is the sixth (6th) song on Disc 1 of the Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary compilation album. It is an original song by Kip Addotta.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: JennyO
Date: 14 May 06 - 11:01 AM

The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden

I was the cook, she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!
#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not
#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.
#2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark!

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,:>)
Date: 14 May 06 - 11:39 AM

Oh Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched,
Why is it when I am sicklet, you don't send me Flounders anymore?
Do you see I need kelp In The Eel Small Hours Of The Morning?
The First Time I Sawfish Your Face I thought "Lox Be A Lady Tonight"
Yours, Moray


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 May 06 - 11:52 AM

Nurse Shark I notice the picture on this site was taken just off Sydney, is there something we need to know about this Ratched person?
Is it time for a manta man talk?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 May 06 - 12:20 PM

Well bless my sole...I go to bed and wake up to this bunch of carp..........I gotta' go out.....I ain't gonna' flounder around here........Some of these were so bad that a few of you need to be scalloped.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 May 06 - 12:21 PM

Show us yer mussels big boy!
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 May 06 - 12:26 PM

The Master baiter in the next bed keeps trying to hook his worm up to the fingerling and he's drinking all the gin. What a leech. Nurse!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 May 06 - 02:09 PM

Well if I don't get some whiskey soon, I'm certainly going to fall to pisces.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 May 06 - 02:56 PM

Life's a beach.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 06 - 05:05 PM

So if this has been dragged back to music, does that make it 2 minnows to the bar?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Metchosin
Date: 14 May 06 - 09:23 PM

I really hake to do this but, seeing its Mothers Day, what does a fishwife get paid?











Minnow Mom Wage


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Dave Swan
Date: 14 May 06 - 10:17 PM

She walked into my room in white fishnet stockings, which is irregular for a nurse.
She said "Hi, I'm Barry's sister, Doll"
"Oh, you're the one he talks about, Doll Finn. Are you still working as an underwater exotic dancer?"
She had a heavy lidded look, like a permanent case of nitrogen narcosis. "No, these days I'm working dry. Trying to get two starfish and a Dungeness crab to let go at the right time is just too much. Barry said you were bored and I thought I'd come try out the new act.".......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work
Date: 15 May 06 - 10:09 AM

Hook me up to the Gin IV...or even better the large margharita (I can't spell I is stressed!)

The hospital messed up on my appointment for my trapped nerve in my elbow...they didn't read the referral form correctly. The long and the short of it is I would have to wait 4 months to get to see the right consultant.So, my employer has taken pity on me and are sending me to see a specialist privately...and they're paying for it!!! Hurrah!!

Now where's that gin!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 May 06 - 01:35 PM

Well, I can't take credit for this, and it's only water related, but this seems the perfect thread for it:

When the world won't get off your back
just act like you don't give a quack,
and if you still have fowl luck
just act like you don't give a duck!


© Leanin'Tree cards


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: freda underhill
Date: 15 May 06 - 04:28 PM

I luck that Kat (she says staggering in and quaffing a shot of mudcatnip). It's been a heavy day - some old shark from the deep floated up - time to go snorkling & get away from it all..

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 May 06 - 05:04 PM

Sounds like you had a whale of a time, Freda! Hope it wasn't some old hagfish, too. Plaice an icefish in that drink and call it a ray.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: freda underhill
Date: 15 May 06 - 05:16 PM

If you wanna getta hospital,
Lemme tell you how to do it:
Gotta grease that fish in a little ole suet,
Slides right down the di-gestive tract,
And leaves your belly feeling curdled n whacked,
Alka Seltzer. Hells beltzer.

Standin' in the ward by that creaky Giok,
An watchin the visitors as they flock;
There's Liz the Squeak with those long blond dreads,
And that corny ole gnu as he spreads the threads.
Just jibin'. & imbibin'

Make up the beds, nurse, make 'em up nice,
Clean out the ward, and chase out the mice,
For ole Nurse Ratched's gonna walk on bye,
An there'll be a little hollerin here tonight.
Jus' screamin. No bream in.

Standin' on the scales an standin' by the bed,
Feelin kinda funny an need my head read.
Listen to the fishermen fryin uppa feast
Need a little gin from that Squeaky priest
No tonics. Syncophonics..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:23 AM

Throws in a couple of Welsh songs.

We'll kipper welcome in the hillside......

Souse pan bach......

I'll get me bed pan...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Hawker
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:44 AM

I think its time we all sang I have compiled a list......

Searching for Clams
When the Yellows on the bream
Johnny Cod
The Shark in the clear air
Dance to your daddy (lots of fish in it)
Tom Bawcocks eve (7 sorts of fish in it)
Herrings Head
The ringers of Egloshoal

I am sure you can all add to it........

Cheers, Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:55 AM

.. and the sharks, they played melodians..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:01 AM

I came in here with a porpoise. I'm lookin' for Barry, Barry Cuda. He used to dance a jig, but now he's here in the hospital, with a reel in his head.

As for Art Thieme thinkin' of his momma, well all I can say is "Oedipus, shmoedipus, so long as the boy loves his mother..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:30 AM

The fish foot song
Scholls of Herring
Rambling Buoy
First Time Ever I saw Your Plaice
Whale Meat Again
Trawl Around my Sprat
Roes of Tralee
A Manta's a Manta for a' That
The Gill I Left Behind Me

and anything by Tommy Dorsal.

Time I left this dive!

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 May 06 - 05:35 PM

Scholls of herring? Do they have soles and an eel?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 16 May 06 - 05:52 PM

Well bless my sole what's wrong with me?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree.
My friends say I'm actin wild as a bug,
I'm in loooooove, I'm all shook up!

Oh yeah, uh huuhh

I'm a sole man...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 May 06 - 06:04 PM

You lot need to get schrod!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:22 PM

Whale oil beef hooked!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:49 PM

No, no, Foolstroupe! This is an ichy thread; that's udderly ridiculous!**bg**

katwhodoesknowtosayitfast!:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:19 AM

Come one now Kat - walk round here and look at it from da udder side!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:42 AM

Milking it for all it's worth eh Robin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:56 AM

Yep, dat's da whey!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:56 AM

We've got the cream of the Mudcat in here now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:58 AM

Sorta curdles ya brain, don' it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:21 AM

Too late, too late, I've come to this thread!
All I can say is steering all of the good lines is a lot of bulloney!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:27 AM

Cheese and rice, how dairy steal all the good puns, and it wasn't even his churn, it will get worse before it gets butter ewe know.
Never mind, it's curdsday tomorrow, and the milkmaid might let you have your wicked whey with her tonight, won't that be a teat?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:28 AM

No fun without Terry is it?
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:03 AM

Aren't we just wonderful.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 May 06 - 10:01 AM

When I last read this it was still piscatorial and now it's into dairy. Have you taken a turn through the produce yet? I'm sure no one in this crop of punsters can leaf well enough alone over there.

(Dodges the grapeshot as she nearly misses a banana peel on the way out the door. . .)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: freda underhill
Date: 18 May 06 - 01:49 PM

You guys butter be yolking - this is a HOSPITAL - cows, fish, what you need is a good opera-ation - the Magic Fillet? the Sound of Moosic?


freda
(alright, alright, so I'm posting from Austria)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 May 06 - 02:24 PM

The hills are alive with the sound of meusli Freda.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: freda underhill
Date: 18 May 06 - 02:53 PM

you know, I've been having it for breakfast every morning here, Giok!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched
Date: 18 May 06 - 02:55 PM

It's dark in these hospital wards, especially when I'm exchanging

SYRINGES IN THE NIGHT....


heh heh

N.R.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 May 06 - 03:20 PM

Is it some Strange looking parasite?

I'll get me bedpan.


LTS


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